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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What what? What's ourn official? It's art official these days, all
over intelligence, all intelligence, it's all official.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Now, let's go to Georgia real quick and talk about Hyundai.
Rhymes with Sunday, right, Steve, Yes, Steve, that's what we
were told. Everyone always says Hyundai. I got into an
argument this weekend with a buddy of mine. He's like,
it's Hundai. I was like, it's Hundai. Bunch him in
the eye. Yeah, I punched him in the eye. That's
exactly what I did. Okay, So they're building a Hyundai
facility or Hyundai, I don't really care in uh, Georgia
(00:30):
and we're.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Right outside of Savannah. We talked about it Friday because
it was some sort of an ice raid, although they
said it wasn't the same kind that we might have
been used to or might have assumed it was. Over
the weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
A lot of libs responded to this and they said,
you know what they you're acting like they were building cars.
They were still building the plant, And well, what difference
does it make if they're building the plant is five
hundred illegal immigrants? Now we've learned just a battery plant
for you know, Ev, and you remember that Biden ragged
about this. Oh yeah, guess who guess where the illegal immigrants.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Were from Korea? They were from Korea. It's a South
Korean car battery plant. Wet. They hire their own workers.
If they want to know, they have to be legal.
They've got to get work visas and stuff. There are
people in Georgia that would have liked these jobs. That's
the whole point of this whole thing. Blue collar guys,
(01:25):
auto workers, union people are getting screwed by the elitists,
the globalists, the Ivy League, Ivy Tower, occupying hack jobs
that run these companies.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And now we learn that these five hundred illegal immigrants
were imported from South Korea. How about no how about
no fu Hyundai should get fined or punished or something.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I guess they're in trouble now because they did ready
to place arrested one story. I don't know how these
reporters keep their jobs. But the headline said thousands arrested.
I thought it was five it was there weren't thousands
of people there to be arrested. It's five hundred and something.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
No thing has ever reported accurately, But it doesn't matter.
The point is five hundred illegal immigrants from South effing Korea.
We're building a battery plant in Georgia. Yeah, you're starting
to understand why Trump won the election. Guys, this is
still happening. It's still a problem, and we're actually doing
something about it. Now.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Imagine how bad it was a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
While we're on the topic of illegal immigration, golf cartel kidnappings,
the tax continue in Mexican border towns over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
The videos are hard. I mean, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It's like a scene out of an Oliver Stone gun
shootout film. The Golf Cartel continuing to terrorize the Mexican
border state of Tamilupus. Despite I'm sure I'm saying it wrong.
Despite the government's claim of cracking down on drug cartels,
the Golf Cartel is labeled as a terrorist organization by
our government. Violence escalated in recent days as gunmen from
the Golf Cartel continue to carry out multiple tax on
(02:58):
law enforcement and in one case, against an innocent family.
Just another weekend in a border town between America and Mexico.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's the weekend, baby, It's going to do what it's
going to do. You know, he going to do what
to do?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Home.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
This was in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Indeed, anyway, So that's been a thing all weekend. An
ICE director. He's providing an inside look at the new
war on cartels. One thing we are getting from this
administration is more information than we got from previous UH administrations.
We're seeing more photos and mug shots and getting more wanted.
And what I thought was so interesting about this report,
(03:37):
the ICE put out a picture of what all these
drugs looked like in barrels that they just captured. Look
at it's like a sea of how many barrels, it's
hundreds of barrels filed.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
When I see your barrels like that, I just assume
they're they got human bodies inside them, you know, in
some kind of acid or something. Yeah, that's how they'll do.
You you've seen that Ozark TV show, right, that's one
of the first things they've done, put them dead bodies
in the barrels. Yeah, you're not wrong about that, Billy.
(04:09):
It was like the first episode that was very well,
really not that important to the theme of the program whatever,
anything about barrels.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I always think about drug cartels smuggling humans and narcotics,
or I think about going over Niagara falls in a
barrel in one of those old fashioned swimsuits.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
It sure sounds fun, don't it. Do you think you
could do it the old fashioned swimsuit? No, the going
over the Niagara falls in a barrel, I'm sure, well
ten years ago probably you know, it's a younger man's game.
Why you think you're back would hurt or probably would. Yeah,
I probably have to end up doing yo good to
fix it afterwards. Nobody wants that. No, you're right, I
believe me. I'll tell you what do you think the
trick is?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
What's the secret to going out over Niagara falls in
the barrel?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
And so somebody else do it? Yeah? Yeah, and you
sell them you'll video it.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Well if you had to do it, though, I mean,
what do you do You put all the weight in
the bottom of the barrel? You need that buoyancy, you know.
That's that's why it was important in that TV show.
You said it didn't have anything do with the theme
of the show. It had everything to do with the show,
because that's the reason that the guy and his wife
went through all that stuff so they could stay out
(05:11):
of the barrels, right, that was the incentives The bad
guys show. The good guys almost stick you in a
barrel full of acid if you don't do what I say.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Didn't you do what they say? That works?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, he's wondering what's going through a man's mind when
he does something crazy like go over Niagara Falls and
a barrel? Or Oh, I don't know what was going
through the Philly Karen mind over the weekend when she
took a baseball from a little boy. Over the weekend,
a woman thought a home run baseball was hers and
no one else's. She didn't have a grasp on it
and probably also didn't have a grasp on her own reality.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
And now the thoughts of the Phillies Karen.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Hey, a home run ball is coming my way. All
this reach up and whoa that man grabbed it for
his son. Oh good for him. I hope that little
fella enjoys his souvenir.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Wait.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
As a white woman with an inverted bob haircut that
pecked in the mid two thousands, I'm contractually obligated to
be an entitled monster who throws a public tantrum.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
You know what they say, with great haircuts comes great responsibility.
So let me roll up my sleeves because it's showtime, Donna.
At least nobody at the ballgame will judge me. In Philadelphia,
we have a term for obnoxious fans, fans.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Why that ball was mine? And those were the thoughts
of the Phillies. Karen, Well, that's soffully and NIC's by
the way, we have some Philly fans listening and they
have emailed and said, no, we're not all like her. No,
there's a rare exception, I guess, and they you happen
to be listening to our show.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Okay, if you happen to like Philadelphia sports and you're
a Walton and Johnson listener, chances aren't those two things
probably negate each other. You're fine, you're a good person,
You're right, But by and large, wouldn't you agree the
worst sport fans in America Philadelphia, whatever sport, I don't
care if it's you know, kids are playing tetherball.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I'm sure there's still just horrible people. Oh yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
At a Philadelphia a tetherball game over the weekend, they
were throwing batteries at people, spitting in each other's eyes.
I don't think kids play tetherball anymore. That's dangerous, well hurtful, Well,
they ought to. Tetherball is fun out man.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
When I was a kid, we had a dude that
just dominated tough soon as the break would. I don't
even think he even ate lunch. He just as soon
as lunch break hit. He just first won to the
tetherball poll. And the only way you get to take
it over is if you beat him. Now, nobody ever
beat him. He was just mister Tetherball, that's all. I
don't know if he turned that into a living or
(07:45):
not after school. I don't know how he would, but
you're right there. He was the king of tetherball. I
will be objective though. As much as I don't like
Philadelphia sports fans, it is a town where people are
very passionate about sports. I mean, look how many teams.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
They have passionate Sure in Major League Baseball they got
the Phillies. In the NFL, they got the Eagles, of course, obviously,
the NBA legendary team, the seventy six ers. Maybe you
guys don't like hockey, but they got the Flyers.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
They they go hockey too.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
And then there's the w NBA team you know, the girls, Yeah,
the girls go girls.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
What are they called? Sure right, nobody knows something emasculated
black man. But I'm just telling you, I'm sorry what
I'm not going to emasculate.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
A black man?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Did you understand that? Stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson, E.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Meal and the Sniffers. It's a New Zealand rock band
that's being compared to Iggy Pop and the Stooges.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
And is she a Meal?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah she's And she's touring right now with this other
band called Turnstile, and they're coming to Houston.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
A bunch of my friends in New Orleans just sent
me up.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Oh, I bet you're going, aren't you? I got take it,
of course you do. They were asking me if I
was gonna go. They said, can we crash at your pad? Dude?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
That is no seventies.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
It's like, all right, ah, yeah, I want to go
see A Meal and the Sniffers a Turnstile. That's so dude,
you know, kind of like Donald Trump being popular right now.
In Pretty Blonde Girls. Rock and roll is back, dude,
rock and roll?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Is it? Dude?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
She sounds like Joan Jet or something. Right, that's it's
having its moment again.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
She looks like I mean she's bouncing around on TV
on the on the video screen we're watching in here.
She she looks like she looked pretty good naked. She's
a character she's fairly close to nicked. Then, yeah, she's
not wearing a lot of clothing on stage. But I
don't know. She scares me a little. Yeah, if I
were you careful for some of the people that you're
going with are probably pretty scary too. Huh.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
My friends are rockers. I hang out like a cool
gang my friends. If you run into my friends late
at night in a bar at your ass and you
mouth off, we're willing to spend a night in jail
just to prove a point. Yeah, we were in where
were we?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Not long ago?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
In Hattiesburg, Me and Jesse Peyton were doing a comedy
show and some like twenty something started messing with his
merch girl was threatening her or whatever, and so Jesse
comes out. There's cops there, there's security, and he wanted to.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Fight all five of these guys.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
That's all right, And the black female cop comes over
and she says to Jesse, look, I don't want to
have to arrest you, and Jesse goes, I did eight
months in state prison. Eight eight years in state prison
in Texas. You think I care if I spend the
night in county.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Ain't gonna bother him a bit. I never seen anything
like this before. Hey, that's one of the first things
you tell cops. I ain't afraid to go back to prison.
I've never seen that work. That's fun, dude. You know
it's amazing about that moment work. It works. Oh yeah,
it is unbelievable. You'll see. That brings up My point
is prison punishment? Is it a deterrent to crime? He's
not afraid to go back. No, Hey, that reminds me.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Jesse Peyton, Shad Prayther, Steve Johnson, Billy ed Hatfield.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
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Speaker 1 (11:16):
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(12:47):
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let's not tell them. If you've been okay, I won't
tell you.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
You learn the way. We learned the hard way.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
There's always somebody that's never been to a comedy show before,
and they're like, put me in the front row.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I bet you.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Okay, I don't think you want to be there, but okay,
put them in the front. White lady. You know, some
white ladies enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Anyway, it's gonna be a lot of fun and uh
and we're really looking forward to that. That's going to
be a blast. In the meantime, Tarja, you still shop
at Tarja.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
It feels like I not to.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Every time there's a news story about Tarja. It's the stupidest,
funniest thing you ever heard. Target is going viral because
they're selling pants that are sold for kids and they
feature a very unfortunate pleat. I didn't know what a
pleat was until I looked this up online. Huh oh, no,
I've got oh you made me look down there at
(13:49):
her area. I've got a picture of it on the
screen here. If they're kids' pants, but they're sewn in
such a way.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
That doesn't look like a child modeling them. There's an
adult modeling the pants because because.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
When you.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Spread your legs apart, the pleete opens to give more room.
But you understand, it's a it's a long vertical uh
opening that I know. I can't even go there. It's
a bag.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
It's a beige pair of track pants made by the
sports brand Champion. We've probably all heard of them. Been
around for a while, never been controversial in the past.
Note the way they cut and sewed the pants. It
vividly looks like there is a warning language, a design flaw.
Apparently it looks like a vagina is what it looks.
And it looks just like one. I mean, it's not all.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I don't know how many you've seen, can you, But
it doesn't look exactly I could tell the difference, so
that looks exactly the same.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
There's this woman named doctor Thank you, Billy. There's this
woman named doctor Marcy Crouch no pun intended, not cro no,
And on social media she's gone viral now talking about
the pants at Target and Champion are selling here.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
She is.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
I would like to know why Champion, a Target, a
center pleat Why when I'm talking to you, this is
what you see and.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
You're looking at my Hey, do better? You do better?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
You know?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
It's so funny about this if they just they're marketing
the pants to kids, so immediately it's creepy and weird.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
But if this was being sold to it till that
one looks even worse. It does look bad.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah, if this was being sold to adults, like jokingly,
and I don't know, in a costume store or something,
people would have loved it. It wouldn't even be a news story.
It's all about placement, you know. It's all about timing.
Life is all about timing. Nah, I don't know what
to learn from this. I'm I guess when you go
to I love WJ dot com, you could look at
(15:47):
some of the clothes we have for sale.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
We're not selling anything inappropriate as far as we know.
None of it makes you want to stare at strangers
crotches while they're talking to you.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
A lot of people that don't like Hamas and hasboy
and stuff are very excited about a new adamize the
Intafada clothing.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Have you seen it yet? I have not.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
It looks really cool unless you like the intafada Hello mother,
Interfada fada, and you could get I could just go
look at it, go to I LOVEWJ dot com. What
I really like is the crew net hoodie. I'm gonna
probably have to rock one of those. Now that the
weather's getting called out, people have been texting me cold.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, it's it's cooler, coolish, it's cold. It's sixty nine degrees.
O're eating the dogs.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
They're eating the cats eat the cat, eat eat the cat.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats, eat the cat.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Eat.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
You're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs. You're listening
to the Waltman Johnson Radio Network.
What what? What's ourn official? It's art official these days, all
over intelligence, all intelligence, it's all official.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Now, let's go to Georgia real quick and talk about Hyundai.
Rhymes with Sunday, right, Steve, Yes, Steve, that's what we
were told. Everyone always says Hyundai. I got into an
argument this weekend with a buddy of mine. He's like,
it's Hundai. I was like, it's Hundai. Bunch him in
the eye. Yeah, I punched him in the eye. That's
exactly what I did. Okay, So they're building a Hyundai
facility or Hyundai, I don't really care in uh, Georgia
(00:30):
and we're.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Right outside of Savannah. We talked about it Friday because
it was some sort of an ice raid, although they
said it wasn't the same kind that we might have
been used to or might have assumed it was. Over
the weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
A lot of libs responded to this and they said,
you know what they you're acting like they were building cars.
They were still building the plant, And well, what difference
does it make if they're building the plant is five
hundred illegal immigrants? Now we've learned just a battery plant
for you know, Ev, and you remember that Biden ragged
about this. Oh yeah, guess who guess where the illegal immigrants.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Were from Korea? They were from Korea. It's a South
Korean car battery plant. Wet. They hire their own workers.
If they want to know, they have to be legal.
They've got to get work visas and stuff. There are
people in Georgia that would have liked these jobs. That's
the whole point of this whole thing. Blue collar guys,
(01:25):
auto workers, union people are getting screwed by the elitists,
the globalists, the Ivy League, Ivy Tower, occupying hack jobs
that run these companies.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And now we learn that these five hundred illegal immigrants
were imported from South Korea. How about no how about
no fu Hyundai should get fined or punished or something.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I guess they're in trouble now because they did ready
to place arrested one story. I don't know how these
reporters keep their jobs. But the headline said thousands arrested.
I thought it was five it was there weren't thousands
of people there to be arrested. It's five hundred and something.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
No thing has ever reported accurately, But it doesn't matter.
The point is five hundred illegal immigrants from South effing Korea.
We're building a battery plant in Georgia. Yeah, you're starting
to understand why Trump won the election. Guys, this is
still happening. It's still a problem, and we're actually doing
something about it. Now.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Imagine how bad it was a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
While we're on the topic of illegal immigration, golf cartel kidnappings,
the tax continue in Mexican border towns over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
The videos are hard. I mean, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It's like a scene out of an Oliver Stone gun
shootout film. The Golf Cartel continuing to terrorize the Mexican
border state of Tamilupus. Despite I'm sure I'm saying it wrong.
Despite the government's claim of cracking down on drug cartels,
the Golf Cartel is labeled as a terrorist organization by
our government. Violence escalated in recent days as gunmen from
the Golf Cartel continue to carry out multiple tax on
(02:58):
law enforcement and in one case, against an innocent family.
Just another weekend in a border town between America and Mexico.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's the weekend, baby, It's going to do what it's
going to do. You know, he going to do what
to do?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Home.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
This was in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Indeed, anyway, So that's been a thing all weekend. An
ICE director. He's providing an inside look at the new
war on cartels. One thing we are getting from this
administration is more information than we got from previous UH administrations.
We're seeing more photos and mug shots and getting more wanted.
And what I thought was so interesting about this report,
(03:37):
the ICE put out a picture of what all these
drugs looked like in barrels that they just captured. Look
at it's like a sea of how many barrels, it's
hundreds of barrels filed.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
When I see your barrels like that, I just assume
they're they got human bodies inside them, you know, in
some kind of acid or something. Yeah, that's how they'll do.
You you've seen that Ozark TV show, right, that's one
of the first things they've done, put them dead bodies
in the barrels. Yeah, you're not wrong about that, Billy.
(04:09):
It was like the first episode that was very well,
really not that important to the theme of the program whatever,
anything about barrels.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I always think about drug cartels smuggling humans and narcotics,
or I think about going over Niagara falls in a
barrel in one of those old fashioned swimsuits.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
It sure sounds fun, don't it. Do you think you
could do it the old fashioned swimsuit? No, the going
over the Niagara falls in a barrel, I'm sure, well
ten years ago probably you know, it's a younger man's game.
Why you think you're back would hurt or probably would. Yeah,
I probably have to end up doing yo good to
fix it afterwards. Nobody wants that. No, you're right, I
believe me. I'll tell you what do you think the
trick is?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
What's the secret to going out over Niagara falls in
the barrel?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
And so somebody else do it? Yeah? Yeah, and you
sell them you'll video it.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Well if you had to do it, though, I mean,
what do you do You put all the weight in
the bottom of the barrel? You need that buoyancy, you know.
That's that's why it was important in that TV show.
You said it didn't have anything do with the theme
of the show. It had everything to do with the show,
because that's the reason that the guy and his wife
went through all that stuff so they could stay out
(05:11):
of the barrels, right, that was the incentives The bad
guys show. The good guys almost stick you in a
barrel full of acid if you don't do what I say.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Didn't you do what they say? That works?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, he's wondering what's going through a man's mind when
he does something crazy like go over Niagara Falls and
a barrel? Or Oh, I don't know what was going
through the Philly Karen mind over the weekend when she
took a baseball from a little boy. Over the weekend,
a woman thought a home run baseball was hers and
no one else's. She didn't have a grasp on it
and probably also didn't have a grasp on her own reality.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
And now the thoughts of the Phillies Karen.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Hey, a home run ball is coming my way. All
this reach up and whoa that man grabbed it for
his son. Oh good for him. I hope that little
fella enjoys his souvenir.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Wait.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
As a white woman with an inverted bob haircut that
pecked in the mid two thousands, I'm contractually obligated to
be an entitled monster who throws a public tantrum.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
You know what they say, with great haircuts comes great responsibility.
So let me roll up my sleeves because it's showtime, Donna.
At least nobody at the ballgame will judge me. In Philadelphia,
we have a term for obnoxious fans, fans.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Why that ball was mine? And those were the thoughts
of the Phillies. Karen, Well, that's soffully and NIC's by
the way, we have some Philly fans listening and they
have emailed and said, no, we're not all like her. No,
there's a rare exception, I guess, and they you happen
to be listening to our show.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Okay, if you happen to like Philadelphia sports and you're
a Walton and Johnson listener, chances aren't those two things
probably negate each other. You're fine, you're a good person,
You're right, But by and large, wouldn't you agree the
worst sport fans in America Philadelphia, whatever sport, I don't
care if it's you know, kids are playing tetherball.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I'm sure there's still just horrible people. Oh yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
At a Philadelphia a tetherball game over the weekend, they
were throwing batteries at people, spitting in each other's eyes.
I don't think kids play tetherball anymore. That's dangerous, well hurtful, Well,
they ought to. Tetherball is fun out man.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
When I was a kid, we had a dude that
just dominated tough soon as the break would. I don't
even think he even ate lunch. He just as soon
as lunch break hit. He just first won to the
tetherball poll. And the only way you get to take
it over is if you beat him. Now, nobody ever
beat him. He was just mister Tetherball, that's all. I
don't know if he turned that into a living or
(07:45):
not after school. I don't know how he would, but
you're right there. He was the king of tetherball. I
will be objective though. As much as I don't like
Philadelphia sports fans, it is a town where people are
very passionate about sports. I mean, look how many teams.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
They have passionate Sure in Major League Baseball they got
the Phillies. In the NFL, they got the Eagles, of course, obviously,
the NBA legendary team, the seventy six ers. Maybe you
guys don't like hockey, but they got the Flyers.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
They they go hockey too.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
And then there's the w NBA team you know, the girls, Yeah,
the girls go girls.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
What are they called? Sure right, nobody knows something emasculated
black man. But I'm just telling you, I'm sorry what
I'm not going to emasculate.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
A black man?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Did you understand that? Stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson, E.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Meal and the Sniffers. It's a New Zealand rock band
that's being compared to Iggy Pop and the Stooges.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
And is she a Meal?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah she's And she's touring right now with this other
band called Turnstile, and they're coming to Houston.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
A bunch of my friends in New Orleans just sent
me up.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Oh, I bet you're going, aren't you? I got take it,
of course you do. They were asking me if I
was gonna go. They said, can we crash at your pad? Dude?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
That is no seventies.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
It's like, all right, ah, yeah, I want to go
see A Meal and the Sniffers a Turnstile. That's so dude,
you know, kind of like Donald Trump being popular right now.
In Pretty Blonde Girls. Rock and roll is back, dude,
rock and roll?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Is it? Dude?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
She sounds like Joan Jet or something. Right, that's it's
having its moment again.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
She looks like I mean she's bouncing around on TV
on the on the video screen we're watching in here.
She she looks like she looked pretty good naked. She's
a character she's fairly close to nicked. Then, yeah, she's
not wearing a lot of clothing on stage. But I
don't know. She scares me a little. Yeah, if I
were you careful for some of the people that you're
going with are probably pretty scary too. Huh.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
My friends are rockers. I hang out like a cool
gang my friends. If you run into my friends late
at night in a bar at your ass and you
mouth off, we're willing to spend a night in jail
just to prove a point. Yeah, we were in where
were we?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Not long ago?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
In Hattiesburg, Me and Jesse Peyton were doing a comedy
show and some like twenty something started messing with his
merch girl was threatening her or whatever, and so Jesse
comes out. There's cops there, there's security, and he wanted to.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Fight all five of these guys.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
That's all right, And the black female cop comes over
and she says to Jesse, look, I don't want to
have to arrest you, and Jesse goes, I did eight
months in state prison. Eight eight years in state prison
in Texas. You think I care if I spend the
night in county.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Ain't gonna bother him a bit. I never seen anything
like this before. Hey, that's one of the first things
you tell cops. I ain't afraid to go back to prison.
I've never seen that work. That's fun, dude. You know
it's amazing about that moment work. It works. Oh yeah,
it is unbelievable. You'll see. That brings up My point
is prison punishment? Is it a deterrent to crime? He's
not afraid to go back. No, Hey, that reminds me.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Jesse Peyton, Shad Prayther, Steve Johnson, Billy ed Hatfield.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
All of us here at the Walda Johnson Show on
behalf of the Wheelchairs for Warriors. Want to encourage you
to come out and make a little donation, get a
little free entertainment while you're doing it.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
October fifth at the Bad Astronaut Brewing Company Operation Comedy
Therapy twenty twenty five. We've been doing this once a year,
sometimes twice a year for about a decade.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It always sells out.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
It's a limited seating boutique comedy show. Eat tacos, drink beer,
watch comedy right wing, right leaning.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
PG.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Thirteen sometimes are rated comedy, but certainly based red pilled comedy.
And it's to benefit Wheelchairs for Warriors. One hundred percent
of your ticket purchase goes towards purchasing a new wheelchair
for a military hero.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
That's why I say it's free entertainment. You make a
tax deductible donation to a great cause, and you get
free entertainment for that. And you know how if you
email us through the Walton Johnson app, you know the
smartphone app, that we don't know your name, it doesn't
attrack you. We don't sell your information because we don't
collect it in the first place. And we got one
(11:48):
in emails and we don't know who the people are
because they can't sign it, which is probably what they wanted,
but it just says here. I wanted to let y'all
know that my husband, been an eye, recently made a
twenty five thousand dollars donation to Wheelchairs for Warriors, and
we would not have done that if not for your
(12:10):
passion for what they do. We would have never even
known about them without y'all mentioning. Thank you so much
for what you No, no, huh, whoa just no, thank you,
thank you for your twenty five thousand dollars to help
out the warriors. Yeah, it's a very good cause, guys.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
You can get tickets at at wheelchairsfo Warriors dot org,
or if you look for either the Walton and Johnson
Show or Kenny Webster on almost any social media platform,
well just the Big three book face Graham of Insta
and the and the X, you'll find a link right
at the top of most of those accounts that'll take
you to the ticket purchasing page. Tickets start at twenty
(12:47):
five bucks. If you want a VIP table right up front,
that's forty dollars. I warn you, if you're sitting in
the front at a stand up comedy show, do you
want to explain it? Some people don't know the nice No,
let's not tell them. If you've been okay, I won't
tell you.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
You learn the way. We learned the hard way.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
There's always somebody that's never been to a comedy show before,
and they're like, put me in the front row.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I bet you.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Okay, I don't think you want to be there, but okay,
put them in the front. White lady. You know, some
white ladies enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Anyway, it's gonna be a lot of fun and uh
and we're really looking forward to that. That's going to
be a blast. In the meantime, Tarja, you still shop
at Tarja.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
It feels like I not to.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Every time there's a news story about Tarja. It's the stupidest,
funniest thing you ever heard. Target is going viral because
they're selling pants that are sold for kids and they
feature a very unfortunate pleat. I didn't know what a
pleat was until I looked this up online. Huh oh, no,
I've got oh you made me look down there at
(13:49):
her area. I've got a picture of it on the
screen here. If they're kids' pants, but they're sewn in
such a way.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
That doesn't look like a child modeling them. There's an
adult modeling the pants because because.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
When you.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Spread your legs apart, the pleete opens to give more room.
But you understand, it's a it's a long vertical uh
opening that I know. I can't even go there. It's
a bag.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
It's a beige pair of track pants made by the
sports brand Champion. We've probably all heard of them. Been
around for a while, never been controversial in the past.
Note the way they cut and sewed the pants. It
vividly looks like there is a warning language, a design flaw.
Apparently it looks like a vagina is what it looks.
And it looks just like one. I mean, it's not all.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I don't know how many you've seen, can you, But
it doesn't look exactly I could tell the difference, so
that looks exactly the same.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
There's this woman named doctor Thank you, Billy. There's this
woman named doctor Marcy Crouch no pun intended, not cro no,
And on social media she's gone viral now talking about
the pants at Target and Champion are selling here.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
She is.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
I would like to know why Champion, a Target, a
center pleat Why when I'm talking to you, this is
what you see and.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
You're looking at my Hey, do better? You do better?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
You know?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
It's so funny about this if they just they're marketing
the pants to kids, so immediately it's creepy and weird.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
But if this was being sold to it till that
one looks even worse. It does look bad.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah, if this was being sold to adults, like jokingly,
and I don't know, in a costume store or something,
people would have loved it. It wouldn't even be a news story.
It's all about placement, you know. It's all about timing.
Life is all about timing. Nah, I don't know what
to learn from this. I'm I guess when you go
to I love WJ dot com, you could look at
(15:47):
some of the clothes we have for sale.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
We're not selling anything inappropriate as far as we know.
None of it makes you want to stare at strangers
crotches while they're talking to you.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
A lot of people that don't like Hamas and hasboy
and stuff are very excited about a new adamize the
Intafada clothing.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Have you seen it yet? I have not.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
It looks really cool unless you like the intafada Hello mother,
Interfada fada, and you could get I could just go
look at it, go to I LOVEWJ dot com. What
I really like is the crew net hoodie. I'm gonna
probably have to rock one of those. Now that the
weather's getting called out, people have been texting me cold.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, it's it's cooler, coolish, it's cold. It's sixty nine degrees.
O're eating the dogs.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
They're eating the cats eat the cat, eat eat the cat.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats, eat the cat.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Eat.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
You're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs. You're listening
to the Waltman Johnson Radio Network.
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