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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What have we?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh news from Glamor Magazine? Oh exciting. Earlier in the show,
we announced that the word of the year, according to
dictionary dot com is six seven and some people thought
we were kidding. We were not kidding. And now we've
learned that Glamour Magazine's Women of the Year is nine men.
Do whatn't it? It's nine guys dressed like women. They
(00:21):
got a bunch of trainees and put them on the
cover of the magazine. There this just never gets old?
Is it that? How far back does this go?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Men?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Women of the Year?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
To me?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
The real news I think is that Glamor Magazine still exists.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, magazine these days doesn't mean that they publish a
printed out magazine and put it on a newsstand somewhere.
Now kind of podcasting magazines are just you know, a
collection of stories we put on a website.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
JK. Rowling took to x, the social media platform to
proclaim the following. I grew up in an era when
mainstream women's magazines told girls they need to be thinner
and prettier. Now, mainstream women's magazines tell girls that men
are better women than they are.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
And they tell women that they should be as fat
as possible, because that's just sexy. And they just drop
all that stuff about you know, health, long life and
that sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I admire their attempt here to make them look like girls.
They lifted the camera up in the internet. It point
down at them so you couldn't see any of their
Adams apples.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
See how all their chins cover their throats. That that
angle is not coincidental. But they still look like dudes
to me. This one, for sure, the black one looks butch.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Now the one right in front of her, the front
up front, left there, this one right here, Yeah, she
kind of looked like a woman.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I think it looks like a guy. Too much plastic surgery.
You could tell they had the cheeks, don fake breasts.
Women often get too much plastic surgery. Yeah, but then
look right down here. One thing that you can't get
done is hips, right, So there's no hips. That's how
you know it's a guy that's too not enough estrogen. Yeah, yuck,
they'll get they'll get there. Get that thing off my screen.
(02:02):
I'm disgusted. I have to go vomit up breakfast now.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Is it true that the ladies on the view don't
wear costumes on Halloween because they're hideous all year long.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well, if I'm not mistaken, didn't what's her name, Joy
Bear went as a black person once you remember?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh yes, I do, I remember that, Chuck, But it
was fine. She knew to be nothing by it. No,
if everybody else tried it, they obviously meant terrible, terrible things.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
So I dressed up in blackface for Halloween that you'd
be in trouble at the end of my career.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
But because you, you meant mean things, and you know,
we have to assume her intentions were good yours knocked.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
What about when Katy Perry's boyfriend Justin Trudeau did it?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Intentions again, kind of like with Hillary Clinton and all
the crimes she committed and that they pointed out were
crimes that she committed, and it was no doubt about
it that she did it. But her intentions weren't wrong.
They weren't they weren't bad, So let it go.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
How are most of the gentleman in Boystown reacting to
the news that the former Canadian Prime minister is now
with Katie Perry a little suspicious, very sus sus very
susy of him or her well, both, but him, mostly
because he seems a little mo. A little mo what
gay mo homo momo? He seems mo. All right, guys,
(03:20):
Democrats will see this and assume that kat Abu Ghazal
is correct. This woman is running for congress. A congressional
candidate charged with impeding ICE says she was just exercising
her First Amendment rights. She says, the political prosecution is
an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. But
she got arrested for attacking an ICE agent. I don't
(03:41):
think that that's a First Amendment issue. I think that
might be against the law.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Well, they interpret things differently. You know that constitution. It's
it's open to interpretation anytime. We don't like what it says.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Doj indict's Democratic congressional candidate after ICE protests turns ugly.
The indictment, filed October twenty third, alleges that Abu Gozala
physically hindered and impeded an agent who was forced to
drive in an extremely stow Oh, I get it. She
jumped in front of his vehicle. Look, there's a video
of it. Now.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You said when a child jumps in front of your car,
you will run them over. So did they'd run her over?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I don't think I said a child. I think I
said if someone was throwing rocks at my car while
I was driving down the street, that that you know.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Mister O said that a child might run out in
front of your car and throw a rock at your windshield,
And you said that you would go, put your foot
on the gas and gun it till the little kid
disappeared under your front bumper.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Well, I think in this context we were talking about
juvenile delinquents, And yeah, I guess I probably would if
they were throwing rocks at me. I could get hurt, Yes,
you could. Don't I have a right to defend myself.
Do I not have a right to defend myself? No?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
No, no you don't because you're a white man and
you're not old, but you're you're not young either.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Hmmm. Yeah, you know that is being a white guy. Oh,
believe me. I've been a white guy most of my life,
is that right? Yeah? Well, as an Italian, once in
a while, in certain circles of really white people, they
don't count us as whites. They say like we're all
of people or something. Yeah, you know, I've heard you
say that like only we're allowed to say that, you gotcha.
It's like I can make jokes about my priest touching
(05:18):
me because I'm Catholic. You can't do that because you're
not a Catholic. It's like how mister O's friends will
sometimes say the N word when we're out at that bar.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
They do, they do sometimes say that, you know, and
I'll always look at him, you know, I'll give him
this look like, you know, try to back them off,
try to call about that sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Well, you know, if they say it too much in
front of white people, white people might think it's okay
to say the word. I know, and we we can't
have that, and we all agree it's not okay. You know,
it's weird to me. Mister Rows, you found a beer
a bar where everybody plays bass guitar. I always thought
that was amazing. Well, ye was that bass guitar night?
Oh okay, yeah, it's not like that every night. Oh,
I get it. Okay. Did you get a costume from Milton?
(05:57):
He's got a couple of costumes, but I didn't buy
one for this year. What was it?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I'm going with a leftover for my dog Dick. Ye
little Dick right, be a hot dog. I tell you
that it's a good hot dog. Milton's got two costumes.
One of them is Freddy Krueger, which is interesting. He's
got a Freddy which is the little claw and everything.
I think it's cute.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
And then his other costume he's got is the it's
a cowboy, but he's the horse, so the cowboys on
his back. Those are always fun, huh. The problem is
he just spends the whole time chasing after the thing
on his back, trying to get it off of him.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, dogs are They just don't seem to grasp the
concept of Halloween the way we like.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
But of all the things I dress him up, is
the thing that women seem to enjoy the most. I
have a little yellow raincoat for him when it's just
storming out. And I get that he's adorable and and
I understand that, but it actually serves a purpose because
sometimes it's raining so much outside I can't get him
to go outside and go to the bathroom, and right,
I don't want him to do it in the house.
You know, do you want to go outside when it's raining?
(06:55):
I wouldn't want to know, Well, you can't blame him,
but I always look at him and I say, look,
tough it up, budd Yeah, be a man. Yeah, well
not a real man, or we'd let you use the
bathroom inside a male dog. Yeah, be a male exactly. Yeah.
Mortgage rates fell again, the lowest in a year. Gee,
what happened in a year? If I huh, No one
is willing to admit out loud.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
And this is after months and months of Trump telling
that guy, you need to lower the rates, and he
wouldn't do it just because he had Trump arrangement syndrome.
But he finally finally did a couple of times. And
look how things are going. Is the stock market doing
well again this morning? It took a little dip yesterday,
but oh it's fine right now. Up three hundred that's
(07:38):
over a full percentage, and it dials up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
It's looking fine. Ain't none to worry about just yet.
It fell at the end of last night. I looked
at my account this morning and it was down a bit.
I thought, Wow, I hadn't woken up to see a number,
to see it go down. It wasn't a lot, but
it was enough. I thought, what happened right at the
end of the day something maybe a correction, a market correction.
Correction is usually a bit bigger than that. But you know, things,
(08:03):
things go up, things go down. If it just went
up all the time, it wouldn't it would be a
gamble or risk for you to invest, would it. It
wouldn't be as much fun, not at all, but it
would be better for you.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I looked at it and it was like, you lost
one thousand dollars right as you were righted as you
were going to sleep, and I thought, you's got it
back to smolding, so you good. Yeah, but ain't that weird?
Why did I lose a thousand bucks in an hour?
Doesn't make any sense anyway, I digress because that's what
I do. Uh. Cash is king at Signa apparently at
Signa Patel Huh cash no, not cash patal No. Oh no,
(08:42):
so he's not king either. Uh. Express Scripts and Signa
have released an official press announcement acknowledging cash prices are
cheaper and they will allow you to pay cash as
a feature on their plans.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Now, it's weird because the government wants to get away
from cash in every transaction so they can find out
exactly what you're spending where and when and to whom?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Right, And yet a lot of.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
These places will tell you, you know, cash, we'll charge a
little less.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
So Sigma has launched a great new feature where you
just pay cash instead.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
We have a great new feature.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
You'll still pay full price for insurance, but when you
need it, you'll just pay cash instead.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Wait, another hilarious admission from Expresscripts and signat As they
attempt to put lipstick on their pig, they for some
reason show everyone that they make drugs more expensive. Then
they touted the ability to pay cash as a new
feature of their benefits. In their press release, they showed
an example of how useful the program is by listing
(09:44):
their negotiated price, their copay and the manufacturer discount price,
all higher than the cash price.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Ha, it's so funny, it's not good. Wow, I'm beginning
to think these pharmaceutical guys are bad people.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Oh what Yeah, today's show.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
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Speaker 3 (10:04):
Horms, not to be confused with a House of whores,
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Speaker 2 (10:10):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman, Johnson bro. Somebody just popped
in here with some Halloween themed donuts. He's a delish
what'd you get? What I got? A Spider's so scary looking.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Mine's a chocolate cream donut.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
It's got crushed oreos on top with a h what
looks like a candy gummy worm.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
So it looks like a grave. Okay, so that's what
we're gonna get. What was it supposed to look like?
I know it's not actually a spider. I'm eating here.
Yours is not actually whatever it was?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Worms? No, well, gummy worms yeah, but chocolate, yeah, chocolate,
and anyway, it's fun, right, and sure I'll get diabetes
and I'll probably die from it.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
But what are you gonna do? You just lose a
foot or you know, a foot and a half if
you have it?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Is that common in your community? Yeah, if that happened
in my community, we'd be very concerned. If what happened
to his foot? Oh he just ate too many spy
gummy worms. Gummy worms, gummy worms took his foot? You
never know, Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Have you heard about the huge social media faux pav
that Meghan Markle has committed?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Oh god?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
What?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Oh well, she was getting excited for Halloween. Prince Harry
by the way, not too thrilled by what she has done.
She shared an online video of Prince Harry carving a pumpkin.
The video intended to just show Harry, but inadvertently included
(11:36):
their children in the background.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
And then they're not supposed to have kids or something.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Well, no, they're not supposed to put on social media
revealing the faces of Meghan and Harry's children. Now in
the video that I'm looking at and the still shots
from it, they've covered their faces with little.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Hearts, you know.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
But yeah, celebrity generally, not a good idea to put
pictures of your kids on social media, but.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
She or what people will kidnap them, They might do.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
All kinds of things. We just don't know, and we
don't want to find out. She wasn't real, you know,
she wasn't thinking.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Oh no, I tend to agree, don't put your kids
on social media.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
There was your children's faces online due to safety concerns.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
That's that's just standard ops. But she did it anyway. Well,
maybe you've been catching a lot of Halloween movies recently.
There seems to be a common theme here when it
comes to children and the people that watch after our children.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Oh my god, this house is so creepy and so
WEIRDO keep calling me, Oh, let me call you right back.
It's better not be him again. Late night home and alone,
freaked out by the voice.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
That's some love. Oh no, I think I heard him.
I'm like the babysitter to you. Done like to wear
a massacre, sing's on in his hands.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Guy never says a lot time that young type, always
on the phone type look in them, base and type
run across the long type.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
As awful as this parody songs. Why is it in
the horror films they always have to kill the babysitter
in the beginning of the movie.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
It's just, you know, Hollywood, they've got a formula like
it works, stick with it.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I feel like that's just encouraging more violence against women.
I think that's a problem. I think that's a sad
thing about Hollywood. Does Hollywood want all these women to
be murdered? It does sound like it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Well, you know, that's kind of the impression I get.
Did they force Sydney Swimney to chop off her hair?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, that would explain a lot. Yeah, I see how
this was working. Yeah, I don't like it. And I
don't like what Kim Kardashian Jess did. Why are you
so gay for space?
Speaker 4 (13:52):
And now the.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
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Speaker 3 (14:10):
Well, if you spell it the way, he pronounces that
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Speaker 3 (14:25):
Oh yeah, they got big deals going on right now.
That WJ just makes it even better. Yeah, absolutely, all right.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
As you know, Kim Kardashian not always the brightest person
on earth. Kim has decided she wants to get in
on the q Andon Alex Jones conspiracy theory movement. Is
this about Charlie Kirk?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Okay, Is it about the Jews?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
But probably some I'm sure there's something about the Jews
in here.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Somewhere. I don't even know what it's about. This is
a pretty about space. It's a pretty common conspiracy theory
that we didn't actually walk on the moon. Kim Kardashian
tried to convince her All's fl a Fair co star
Sarah Paulson that the nineteen sixty nine Apollo eleven moon
landing never happened, just that one or all of them,
that specific one. Uh huh uh huh okay, yeah, there's
(15:12):
a clip of this. Hang on a second, can we
get the audio here? So Kim Kardashian is out filming
a TV show where her and other middle aged women
dressed like sluts in their horny so really kind of
the same thing they always do. Say, it's not just Halloween.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
I'm sending you like so far a million articles of
interviews with both buzz Aldrin and yes, the other one.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Do it, miss gross? What was the scariest moment? And
he goes, there was no scary moment because it didn't happen.
It could have been scary, but it wasn't because it
didn't happen. So he's gotten old and now he like
slurs on everything. Dude, Yeah, so I think it didn't happen.
I'm going to go on a massive deep lives. Okay,
(15:55):
to go on the serious deep dive. I sent her
conspiracies all the time.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
WeLive, all right, So kim riveting people.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
You can see why they're so rich. The aspiring attorney,
Kim Kardashian, because that's what she is, went on to
suggest that the truth is now slipping out due to
Aldrin getting older. In response, Sean Duffy, the current head
of NASA, said, you're an idiot. You're here to go.
He said, we've been to the moon. We've been there
six times. Been a lot.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Now, That's why I asked if she just thinks that
one trip was fake but the rest were real, or
if that one was fake, they all had to.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Be buzz Aldrin, look, leave him alone. Quit pis smirching.
He's ninety five years old. Leave him alone. He's an
old guy. He took some content comment he made out
of a context. It's not fair to do. It's not
And you know, his wife just died, his trophy wife.
He's in his nineties. His wife's sixty six. She just
passed away.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
And you know, I'm sure they thought the exact opposite
would occur. She might've been just waiting for him to
go and he just refused. Man can be so aggravating.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Jimmin, that's why she married him to get the money.
I don't think that's.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
The only reason, but it had to cross her mind that,
you know, she's so much younger, she'll be around long
after he's gone.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Whoopsie, Well, anyway, this can't couple stuff like that. Maybe
we could set up buzz Aldrin with Kim Kardashian. She's single,
he's single. How about that? Yeah, you're also single. I'm
not that single. Oh okay, read it? Weirdos I don't
do Halloween. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
What have we?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh news from Glamor Magazine? Oh exciting. Earlier in the show,
we announced that the word of the year, according to
dictionary dot com is six seven and some people thought
we were kidding. We were not kidding. And now we've
learned that Glamour Magazine's Women of the Year is nine men.
Do whatn't it? It's nine guys dressed like women. They
(00:21):
got a bunch of trainees and put them on the
cover of the magazine. There this just never gets old?
Is it that? How far back does this go?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Men?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Women of the Year?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
To me?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
The real news I think is that Glamor Magazine still exists.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, magazine these days doesn't mean that they publish a
printed out magazine and put it on a newsstand somewhere.
Now kind of podcasting magazines are just you know, a
collection of stories we put on a website.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
JK. Rowling took to x, the social media platform to
proclaim the following. I grew up in an era when
mainstream women's magazines told girls they need to be thinner
and prettier. Now, mainstream women's magazines tell girls that men
are better women than they are.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
And they tell women that they should be as fat
as possible, because that's just sexy. And they just drop
all that stuff about you know, health, long life and
that sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I admire their attempt here to make them look like girls.
They lifted the camera up in the internet. It point
down at them so you couldn't see any of their
Adams apples.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
See how all their chins cover their throats. That that
angle is not coincidental. But they still look like dudes
to me. This one, for sure, the black one looks butch.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Now the one right in front of her, the front
up front, left there, this one right here, Yeah, she
kind of looked like a woman.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I think it looks like a guy. Too much plastic surgery.
You could tell they had the cheeks, don fake breasts.
Women often get too much plastic surgery. Yeah, but then
look right down here. One thing that you can't get
done is hips, right, So there's no hips. That's how
you know it's a guy that's too not enough estrogen. Yeah, yuck,
they'll get they'll get there. Get that thing off my screen.
(02:02):
I'm disgusted. I have to go vomit up breakfast now.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Is it true that the ladies on the view don't
wear costumes on Halloween because they're hideous all year long.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well, if I'm not mistaken, didn't what's her name, Joy
Bear went as a black person once you remember?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh yes, I do, I remember that, Chuck, But it
was fine. She knew to be nothing by it. No,
if everybody else tried it, they obviously meant terrible, terrible things.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
So I dressed up in blackface for Halloween that you'd
be in trouble at the end of my career.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
But because you, you meant mean things, and you know,
we have to assume her intentions were good yours knocked.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
What about when Katy Perry's boyfriend Justin Trudeau did it?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Intentions again, kind of like with Hillary Clinton and all
the crimes she committed and that they pointed out were
crimes that she committed, and it was no doubt about
it that she did it. But her intentions weren't wrong.
They weren't they weren't bad, So let it go.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
How are most of the gentleman in Boystown reacting to
the news that the former Canadian Prime minister is now
with Katie Perry a little suspicious, very sus sus very
susy of him or her well, both, but him, mostly
because he seems a little mo. A little mo what
gay mo homo momo? He seems mo. All right, guys,
(03:20):
Democrats will see this and assume that kat Abu Ghazal
is correct. This woman is running for congress. A congressional
candidate charged with impeding ICE says she was just exercising
her First Amendment rights. She says, the political prosecution is
an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. But
she got arrested for attacking an ICE agent. I don't
(03:41):
think that that's a First Amendment issue. I think that
might be against the law.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Well, they interpret things differently. You know that constitution. It's
it's open to interpretation anytime. We don't like what it says.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Doj indict's Democratic congressional candidate after ICE protests turns ugly.
The indictment, filed October twenty third, alleges that Abu Gozala
physically hindered and impeded an agent who was forced to
drive in an extremely stow Oh, I get it. She
jumped in front of his vehicle. Look, there's a video
of it. Now.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You said when a child jumps in front of your car,
you will run them over. So did they'd run her over?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I don't think I said a child. I think I
said if someone was throwing rocks at my car while
I was driving down the street, that that you know.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Mister O said that a child might run out in
front of your car and throw a rock at your windshield,
And you said that you would go, put your foot
on the gas and gun it till the little kid
disappeared under your front bumper.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Well, I think in this context we were talking about
juvenile delinquents, And yeah, I guess I probably would if
they were throwing rocks at me. I could get hurt, Yes,
you could. Don't I have a right to defend myself.
Do I not have a right to defend myself? No?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
No, no you don't because you're a white man and
you're not old, but you're you're not young either.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Hmmm. Yeah, you know that is being a white guy. Oh,
believe me. I've been a white guy most of my life,
is that right? Yeah? Well, as an Italian, once in
a while, in certain circles of really white people, they
don't count us as whites. They say like we're all
of people or something. Yeah, you know, I've heard you
say that like only we're allowed to say that, you gotcha.
It's like I can make jokes about my priest touching
(05:18):
me because I'm Catholic. You can't do that because you're
not a Catholic. It's like how mister O's friends will
sometimes say the N word when we're out at that bar.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
They do, they do sometimes say that, you know, and
I'll always look at him, you know, I'll give him
this look like, you know, try to back them off,
try to call about that sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Well, you know, if they say it too much in
front of white people, white people might think it's okay
to say the word. I know, and we we can't
have that, and we all agree it's not okay. You know,
it's weird to me. Mister Rows, you found a beer
a bar where everybody plays bass guitar. I always thought
that was amazing. Well, ye was that bass guitar night?
Oh okay, yeah, it's not like that every night. Oh,
I get it. Okay. Did you get a costume from Milton?
(05:57):
He's got a couple of costumes, but I didn't buy
one for this year. What was it?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I'm going with a leftover for my dog Dick. Ye
little Dick right, be a hot dog. I tell you
that it's a good hot dog. Milton's got two costumes.
One of them is Freddy Krueger, which is interesting. He's
got a Freddy which is the little claw and everything.
I think it's cute.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
And then his other costume he's got is the it's
a cowboy, but he's the horse, so the cowboys on
his back. Those are always fun, huh. The problem is
he just spends the whole time chasing after the thing
on his back, trying to get it off of him.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, dogs are They just don't seem to grasp the
concept of Halloween the way we like.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
But of all the things I dress him up, is
the thing that women seem to enjoy the most. I
have a little yellow raincoat for him when it's just
storming out. And I get that he's adorable and and
I understand that, but it actually serves a purpose because
sometimes it's raining so much outside I can't get him
to go outside and go to the bathroom, and right,
I don't want him to do it in the house.
You know, do you want to go outside when it's raining?
(06:55):
I wouldn't want to know, Well, you can't blame him,
but I always look at him and I say, look,
tough it up, budd Yeah, be a man. Yeah, well
not a real man, or we'd let you use the
bathroom inside a male dog. Yeah, be a male exactly. Yeah.
Mortgage rates fell again, the lowest in a year. Gee,
what happened in a year? If I huh, No one
is willing to admit out loud.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
And this is after months and months of Trump telling
that guy, you need to lower the rates, and he
wouldn't do it just because he had Trump arrangement syndrome.
But he finally finally did a couple of times. And
look how things are going. Is the stock market doing
well again this morning? It took a little dip yesterday,
but oh it's fine right now. Up three hundred that's
(07:38):
over a full percentage, and it dials up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
It's looking fine. Ain't none to worry about just yet.
It fell at the end of last night. I looked
at my account this morning and it was down a bit.
I thought, Wow, I hadn't woken up to see a number,
to see it go down. It wasn't a lot, but
it was enough. I thought, what happened right at the
end of the day something maybe a correction, a market correction.
Correction is usually a bit bigger than that. But you know, things,
(08:03):
things go up, things go down. If it just went
up all the time, it wouldn't it would be a
gamble or risk for you to invest, would it. It
wouldn't be as much fun, not at all, but it
would be better for you.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I looked at it and it was like, you lost
one thousand dollars right as you were righted as you
were going to sleep, and I thought, you's got it
back to smolding, so you good. Yeah, but ain't that weird?
Why did I lose a thousand bucks in an hour?
Doesn't make any sense anyway, I digress because that's what
I do. Uh. Cash is king at Signa apparently at
Signa Patel Huh cash no, not cash patal No. Oh no,
(08:42):
so he's not king either. Uh. Express Scripts and Signa
have released an official press announcement acknowledging cash prices are
cheaper and they will allow you to pay cash as
a feature on their plans.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Now, it's weird because the government wants to get away
from cash in every transaction so they can find out
exactly what you're spending where and when and to whom?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Right, And yet a lot of.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
These places will tell you, you know, cash, we'll charge a
little less.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
So Sigma has launched a great new feature where you
just pay cash instead.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
We have a great new feature.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
You'll still pay full price for insurance, but when you
need it, you'll just pay cash instead.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Wait, another hilarious admission from Expresscripts and signat As they
attempt to put lipstick on their pig, they for some
reason show everyone that they make drugs more expensive. Then
they touted the ability to pay cash as a new
feature of their benefits. In their press release, they showed
an example of how useful the program is by listing
(09:44):
their negotiated price, their copay and the manufacturer discount price,
all higher than the cash price.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Ha, it's so funny, it's not good. Wow, I'm beginning
to think these pharmaceutical guys are bad people.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Oh what Yeah, today's show.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
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Speaker 3 (10:04):
Horms, not to be confused with a House of whores,
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Speaker 2 (10:10):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman, Johnson bro. Somebody just popped
in here with some Halloween themed donuts. He's a delish
what'd you get? What I got? A Spider's so scary looking.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Mine's a chocolate cream donut.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
It's got crushed oreos on top with a h what
looks like a candy gummy worm.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
So it looks like a grave. Okay, so that's what
we're gonna get. What was it supposed to look like?
I know it's not actually a spider. I'm eating here.
Yours is not actually whatever it was?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Worms? No, well, gummy worms yeah, but chocolate, yeah, chocolate,
and anyway, it's fun, right, and sure I'll get diabetes
and I'll probably die from it.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
But what are you gonna do? You just lose a
foot or you know, a foot and a half if
you have it?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Is that common in your community? Yeah, if that happened
in my community, we'd be very concerned. If what happened
to his foot? Oh he just ate too many spy
gummy worms. Gummy worms, gummy worms took his foot? You
never know, Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Have you heard about the huge social media faux pav
that Meghan Markle has committed?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Oh god?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
What?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Oh well, she was getting excited for Halloween. Prince Harry
by the way, not too thrilled by what she has done.
She shared an online video of Prince Harry carving a pumpkin.
The video intended to just show Harry, but inadvertently included
(11:36):
their children in the background.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
And then they're not supposed to have kids or something.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Well, no, they're not supposed to put on social media
revealing the faces of Meghan and Harry's children. Now in
the video that I'm looking at and the still shots
from it, they've covered their faces with little.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Hearts, you know.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
But yeah, celebrity generally, not a good idea to put
pictures of your kids on social media, but.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
She or what people will kidnap them, They might do.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
All kinds of things. We just don't know, and we
don't want to find out. She wasn't real, you know,
she wasn't thinking.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Oh no, I tend to agree, don't put your kids
on social media.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
There was your children's faces online due to safety concerns.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
That's that's just standard ops. But she did it anyway. Well,
maybe you've been catching a lot of Halloween movies recently.
There seems to be a common theme here when it
comes to children and the people that watch after our children.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Oh my god, this house is so creepy and so
WEIRDO keep calling me, Oh, let me call you right back.
It's better not be him again. Late night home and alone,
freaked out by the voice.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
That's some love. Oh no, I think I heard him.
I'm like the babysitter to you. Done like to wear
a massacre, sing's on in his hands.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Guy never says a lot time that young type, always
on the phone type look in them, base and type
run across the long type.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
As awful as this parody songs. Why is it in
the horror films they always have to kill the babysitter
in the beginning of the movie.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
It's just, you know, Hollywood, they've got a formula like
it works, stick with it.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I feel like that's just encouraging more violence against women.
I think that's a problem. I think that's a sad
thing about Hollywood. Does Hollywood want all these women to
be murdered? It does sound like it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Well, you know, that's kind of the impression I get.
Did they force Sydney Swimney to chop off her hair?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, that would explain a lot. Yeah, I see how
this was working. Yeah, I don't like it. And I
don't like what Kim Kardashian Jess did. Why are you
so gay for space?
Speaker 4 (13:52):
And now the.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
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Speaker 3 (14:25):
Oh yeah, they got big deals going on right now.
That WJ just makes it even better. Yeah, absolutely, all right.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
As you know, Kim Kardashian not always the brightest person
on earth. Kim has decided she wants to get in
on the q Andon Alex Jones conspiracy theory movement. Is
this about Charlie Kirk?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Okay, Is it about the Jews?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
But probably some I'm sure there's something about the Jews
in here.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Somewhere. I don't even know what it's about. This is
a pretty about space. It's a pretty common conspiracy theory
that we didn't actually walk on the moon. Kim Kardashian
tried to convince her All's fl a Fair co star
Sarah Paulson that the nineteen sixty nine Apollo eleven moon
landing never happened, just that one or all of them,
that specific one. Uh huh uh huh okay, yeah, there's
(15:12):
a clip of this. Hang on a second, can we
get the audio here? So Kim Kardashian is out filming
a TV show where her and other middle aged women
dressed like sluts in their horny so really kind of
the same thing they always do. Say, it's not just Halloween.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
I'm sending you like so far a million articles of
interviews with both buzz Aldrin and yes, the other one.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Do it, miss gross? What was the scariest moment? And
he goes, there was no scary moment because it didn't happen.
It could have been scary, but it wasn't because it
didn't happen. So he's gotten old and now he like
slurs on everything. Dude, Yeah, so I think it didn't happen.
I'm going to go on a massive deep lives. Okay,
(15:55):
to go on the serious deep dive. I sent her
conspiracies all the time.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
WeLive, all right, So kim riveting people.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
You can see why they're so rich. The aspiring attorney,
Kim Kardashian, because that's what she is, went on to
suggest that the truth is now slipping out due to
Aldrin getting older. In response, Sean Duffy, the current head
of NASA, said, you're an idiot. You're here to go.
He said, we've been to the moon. We've been there
six times. Been a lot.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Now, That's why I asked if she just thinks that
one trip was fake but the rest were real, or
if that one was fake, they all had to.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Be buzz Aldrin, look, leave him alone. Quit pis smirching.
He's ninety five years old. Leave him alone. He's an
old guy. He took some content comment he made out
of a context. It's not fair to do. It's not
And you know, his wife just died, his trophy wife.
He's in his nineties. His wife's sixty six. She just
passed away.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
And you know, I'm sure they thought the exact opposite
would occur. She might've been just waiting for him to
go and he just refused. Man can be so aggravating.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Jimmin, that's why she married him to get the money.
I don't think that's.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
The only reason, but it had to cross her mind that,
you know, she's so much younger, she'll be around long
after he's gone.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Whoopsie, Well, anyway, this can't couple stuff like that. Maybe
we could set up buzz Aldrin with Kim Kardashian. She's single,
he's single. How about that? Yeah, you're also single. I'm
not that single. Oh okay, read it? Weirdos I don't
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