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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Love. That will.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Tell the parents out there of teenagers. I just want
to say six seven.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yes, what he said there? Six seven? Why do you
want to say that? Because I don't want people to
say it anymore. And you think if you say it
that'll make them Yeah, because that really makes it unhip.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I promise you. If there's one thing I've learned about trends,
it's that if if you want a trend to go away,
and you're a white, middle aged Republican from Texas, one
way to make a trend go away is to participate it.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Lean into it heavy. Yeah, I've seen this before. Six seven,
six seven, six seven, That Billyad? You get it? Yeah? Hey,
you heard that old guy on the radio saying six seven,
and then that really really much older guy came in
and started saying it. Yeah, that's a Billyad. You get it?
See Billyad? Is you understand? That's what I'm trying to explain.
(00:54):
To get it. I always get it, so you don't
get it if you ain't careful. I've been bulking up
lately because I left, and so yesterday I went to
the mall to buy some shirts. Where's the bulk?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Look at these? I got to bro Look, I got
VENs popping out of my arms. Don't even pretend like
I'm not getting ripped.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well, there's a difference between bulking and ripping. Which is it?
It's both. No, I don't think you understand how this works.
You bulk up and then you get ripped. I mean,
you don't do both at the same time. I'm just
saying some of my shirts weren't fitting anymore. So I
went to the mall yesterday, okay, and I went into
one store, and then I went to the other end
of the mall, and then I went somewhere else, to
a restaurant to eat because I had to eat. Didn't
(01:32):
you give away a bunch of large, extra large shirts
like just a few months ago because they were too
big for you? Yeah? Don't you wish she had those back? Now? Well,
I thought about that. Let's go back down to good
Will see if any of them are still hanging around
on the court of the little rack. The well.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
The point of this story is everywhere I went, I
kept hearing people go six seven us. I heard my
friend's son said it on the phone with him, and
I was like, dude, you got to punish him for that.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
No, Remember, you have to get on board. You go, yeah, dude,
six seven. And then he's like, god, old people are
saying it. Now, I have to find something else saying.
Maybe they'll start saying eight nine or something. Who knows.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Any high school kids out there with your mom and
dad in the car right now, listen up. I just
want to say Donald Trump is six seven, yo, six seven?
Actually he's forty seven.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yah good. I don't know. I thought he was more
like eighty seven or something.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Part of what's interesting about this trend billy out is
it they admit out loud, it means nothing, right.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, there's nothing to it. Just some idiot said it
one time, and people thought it was funny the way
you said it, and so they started making fun of
him by saying it.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
It started in a rap song, and then a white
kid said it at a high school basketball game after
his team scored an easy layup.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
And then I don't know, it was the guy's number
sixty seven or was that were they were? They only
at five on the scoreboard, and that was the two
pointer made it six and then seven. I just want
to know something about how that became a thing.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I apologize in advance for what's to come out of
my mouth. But the answer to the question is, that's
what she said. A Chicago rapper named Scrilla was rapping
about sixty seventh Street on the South side of Chicago, Okay,
and he said the word for the phrase six seven
and then a white teenage kid, well.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
At least there's something to figure out from that. Sure,
you know, some kid just looks at the TV camera
at the basketball game goals sick to the no reason
for that at all, But you're on sixty seventh Street.
I'll accept that. That's a good excuse.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Part of understanding the trend is understanding the obnoxiousness of
meme culture. People grasp on to something funny they saw
on social media and they'll proclaim it in real life. There,
you know, bad news, Brian or whatever. It is one
of these popular memes from yesteryear, and they'll they'll say
the meme out loud in public, and it seems annoying
(03:49):
to other people that are familiar with the meme, like, oh,
you know, it's clever when I see it on Twitter,
but it's not clever when you say it at the
bar or whatever. And so young people hated him for that,
and then they ironically said it. And now here we
are on a morning radio show when we could be
explaining the historic peace deal that was just reached, and
there are multiple wars happening all over the world, and
(04:10):
we're talking about this.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Is it still holding? Is it still peace? I know
they said last night we have peace, an never lasting
peace has been negotiated thanks to Donald Trump in the
Middle East. And I've been alive long enough to know
there's no such thing as everlasting peace in the Middle East.
I'm shocked if you tell me that it is still
peaceful right now.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Okay, to your point, Donald Trump negotiated a peace deal
in his first term called the Abraham Accords, and then YadA, YadA, YadA.
January sixth, Joe Biden four years of trainees taking out
their prosthetic breasts on the White House.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Lawn and.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I know, thank you, good times and wars started all
over the earth. And now Trump in Trump two point zero,
basically needs to undo all the bad that happened while
Joe Biden was in charge of the free world for
for or not in charge of the free world for
four years, he.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Was not in charge of nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I know we point this out all the time, but
they constantly accused Donald Trump of sending the world into
a spiral of chaos and disarray. Of course, and yet
that's the exact opposite of what happened. All the problems
that we're dealing with right now happened under Biden, and
and a lot of these problems didn't exist under Trump.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yep. And now that it's the democratic playbook, it's actually
the comedy playbook as written by you know, a big
communist back in the day, that a Lensky guy. He
wrote playbook for him. They just reading it and following
the directions. That's all. If if your side is doing
something it looks unsavory or well, then you point to
the other side and accuse them of doing it. This
(05:43):
is the same thing Trump. If Trump's doing something great,
just you tell them, well, it wasn't him, it was you,
It was it was your people.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
For those of you who are new to the show,
our younger listeners, you may not be aware of this,
but uh, kind of like Animal Farm, Saulolensky's Rules for
Radicals is required reading. If you want to be a
part of this show. Oh hell yeah, you have to
know your enemy is rage against the machine would have said,
you have to study them.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Man. The rules for radicals would.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Explain all the things that the left is constantly doing
in order to send America into a communist utopia.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Apparently there's just so much room for peace on the planet,
and if you end up having some peace over here,
it takes the piece away from somebody over there on
the other side of the planet, or or over that way.
Because now I'm just hearing because we get some emails
updating us on stuff that, you know, we might have
slipped through last night. Apparently mid Mar, which used to
(06:39):
be something else, was that Bangladesh or that sounds? Yeah,
I remember, my dad. I don't think it was. I
think it was something. We're usually wrong about this stuff
this early in the morning when we just you know,
kind of trying to remember stuff off the top of
our head. But mid and Mar news it was Burma Burma, Okay,
see we were something with a B Yeah, Bangladesh. Stel
existing go on. They said, at least forty people have
(07:02):
been killed after a paraglider drops bombs on a festival. Wait,
sounds how is that exactly what happened in Israel? It
sounds real similar to something from the recent past. But
this is Minmar. A spokesman for the government told the
the Burmese. Oh, the BBC has a you know, like
(07:26):
an addition. They've got a little syndication over there in
Burma or what do they call it, Burmese people if
they're min Maarians, Minmerites, I don't know what to call them,
but they're not Burmese anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, and listen to the headlines too. Starving children screaming
for food. Is usaid cuts unleashed devastation intat across minmir
So whose fault was it? It's our fault for not
supplying the whole world with unlimited public aid, of course
it is. It's America's fault. For a guy. By the way,
the person affected by this, Mohammed Tahar, clutched the body
(08:00):
of his two year old.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Oh, I'm sorry, Mohammed.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
That's really sad that you're on the other side of
the world and you didn't feed your child.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
But we're waiting for me to do it, and then
I didn't. I dropped the ball. It's my fault. Apparently
they were out at this when they got the bombs
dropped on them. They were having this big gathering or
festival for the full moon. Have you been looking at
the moon the last few nights? Everybody's excited. Uh we
called it the harvest moon over here, God knows what
(08:27):
they call it. And me and mar I'm sorry they
have a festival for the full moon. Don't they have
Hulu over there? No, huh no, they don't get that stuff,
you know they Uh you ever see that that? It
was a TV show about a bunch of weird people
that went to Thailand. Oh yeah, you've Emverer Doe White
Loatus there you go. Sure? Yeah. Uh. Pralean made me
(08:48):
watch that with her, And I mean there's some cute
little Thai little little gals in there, so it's okay
to look at. But they were having that big full
moon festival. Everybody all just gets together, probably does drugs
get you drunk, and they just stare at the moon.
Who like, you don't see it every thirty days or so?
You know what.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I don't care about that show, White Lotus. There was
a lot of nudity on it, but it was always
a dude exactly. It was never Sidney Sweeney. It was
always some guy, like I don't want to see that.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Someone to a radio show on a Thursday Walton and
Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
All right, we got to address this whole thing about
serial killers real quick. I want to assure everyone there
is not a serial killer. Yeah, but didn't that's something
a serial killer would tell us.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yes, still obviously it is. But still there are you
the serial killer? No? No, no. A lot of people
are speculating, but I'm not. So Again, that seems like
something if you were a serial killer, you would say
you're not. I could see why that you so obviously
you're guilty.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Look, obviously there's not a serial killer, and even if
there was, I'm not one. Okay, But for the record,
if I was a serial killer, which I'm not obviously.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
By the way, I'm talking about a Houston serial killer,
serial killer that lives right here or works least it
right here in this neighborhood, it seems if there was one.
If there was one, I say, the Bayou is about
well about forty five steps from the door of this
radio station is right that way.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Now, if there was a serial killer, which there's not,
and I'm not and I'm not the serial killer, but
if I was, all my victims would be repeat child
sex offenders who routinely put ketch up on their hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Thank you, Dexter. We appreciate you being here for us.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
One of our listeners yesterday said, I literally look and
sound like Dexter.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Look at this Cajun. Crazy Cajun girl said that about me. Well,
you know she's onto something.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Crazy Cajun girl, you're onto something. But also, I'm not
a serial killer. No, at least you say you're hot.
And I'm not putting pedophiles dead bodies in the Houston Bayou.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
That's not where I'm putting them. But you also say
you're bulking, and you also say you're ripping at the
same time, and you know you're not. Plus you got
that fish breath. Nobody likes that.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Look, I'm not lying about this, and I never lie
about anything ever, so I don't know what you guys
are talking about.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
That'd be the first lie you ever told. Was the
fact that you've never told a lie, right, I get
that that is what a liar would say, but still
I'm not. So you know, don't think that about me. Now, Okay,
if there was a serial killer, which we know there's not,
which there's not, I know. Kenney says, there's not, but
if there was, what would you do.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Well, A lot of people are speculating a serial killer.
They've now found a sixteenth body. It's actually twenty two bodies,
but they just found sixteen.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Sixteen just for the year twenty twenty five. I think
a few of those bodies go back to what last year.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Technically it's twenty two bodies, but they recently found sixteen,
and that's why they're so alarmed. And technically that number
is still lower than what it was last year. But
also there's still you know, it's only October, it's not
the whole year yet. Sure, last year is twenty four bodies.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
And they all just accidentally tripped, stumbled, fell ground, gave
away somehow. They just ended up down the banks into
one of the many bayous here in Houston, also sometimes
known as the Bayou City, right, and the Bayou City
(12:05):
is having people killed by the bayou. It just ups
and drowns people left and right all the time.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
All Right, many are speculating a serial killer put all
these bodies in Houston's buying, but it's highly possible. The
bayou's are just a good place to hide a body.
In Houston has a lot of individual murderers, which I
will admit is exactly what a serial killer would say.
But still, yeah, but still, I'm not a serial killer.
Stop looking at me like that.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
They police say, there's nothing connect any of these bodies
to any other of these bodies other than the fact
that they seem to have either been killed or surfaced
found dead in the Bayous. There's multiple that seemed like
a connection. I'm not officially, you know, grade one detective
(12:52):
with any police department, but I do read a lot
of books about detectives and you know, murders and crime
and investigation and stuff. Themes like we might want to
get Bosh in the case here because the local folks
ain't figuring it out. Now.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I know this is what a serial killer would say,
but I would prefer you not get Bosh involved. I
don't think we should waste his time or his efforts.
His skill set would be best to use somewhere else,
anywhere else. Yeah, not, don't have Bosh investigate this. Think
about your future.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
If you're a young investigator of crime, murder, whatever it is,
you're just you started with the force, you put your
time in, you got off the street, out of the uniform,
and now you're like a plain clothes detective. You have
made it in this world. And then you look up
one day and you realize, according to the news, mostly
these big zitnies aren't really too interested in solving crimes anymore.
(13:47):
They like crime, they enjoy it, and they don't want
anybody to put a stop to it. It's true, you
got to admit, if I was a serial killer, this
would be the perfect time and place to do it,
because nobody would ever be able to catch me, no,
and if they did, they probably wouldn't keep you in
jail for too long. You know. They got these illegal
aliens over here, killing people left and right for one
thing or another. Sometimes it's you know, guys just driving
(14:09):
into car, being in the illegal, and then sometimes it's
on purpose, like stabbings on the subway in places they
don't really upset the law enforcement anymore like they used to.
You know, crime, murder, all that kind of stuff. We
look the other way on a lot of it, and
if we do give them any kind of punishment, it's,
(14:31):
you know, just a slap on the wrist. There are
lawsuits happening right now in this country over the lenience
the sentencing of these criminals. It's true. I don't don't.
I don't understand why people put up with it.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Anyway, the people that they keep finding the Bayou, they
have nothing in common with each other. Just because they're
all men, that we're connected to criminal cartel groups, isn't
some kind of a sign that there's a common denominator here.
Stop looking at the similarities and look at the differences.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
We ask you. Somebody said, maybe they're all homeless and
people are just preying on the Homeless's that not all
of them were. But I'm wondering if people say that,
because then it seems like it's okay, yeah, well and
I was just the homeless. Oh well, then they should
be murdered, right, Is that what you're suggesting?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
But that's the exact opposite of what we're doing in Houston.
Aren't we building them a low barrier? What do they
call it?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah, We're giving them a special place where they can
explore homelessness and maybe even they'll probably put a podcast
or a video app soon from the homeless camp.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
That's all we're missing. You know how everybody's got a
podcast nowadays. I'd see you that way like my friend Amanda.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I love her.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
She's a great girl. She's a friend of ours. She's
a political strategist. That little hotty with the dark hair.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
We were hanging out the other end, she says.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
She was at the comedy show with a bunch of
other political people we know, and she said, I have
a podcast, and I love a man. I was like,
you have a podcast, And then just like that, everybody
else standing around.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Goes, I have a podcast. I don't do I got three. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
It's like, listen, all of you people that are trying
to do what we do for a living and are
barely hanging on by a thread.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Copying us is a hate crime, but it's also a flattering.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. These people they
want to be like us. They want to have an
award winning, high profile radio morning show, and they don't.
Oh they're they're pretending they do.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
They want to be like us, Billy ed, but they
don't even live in a double wide. I've noticed none
of them even collect synthesizers.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Oh my god, isn't that just awful. One of them
yesterday said he had a podcast. I said, do you lift?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
He said no, it was like this, bye, yeah, sit down,
You're never going to be us, and why would you
want to be. I have to go to the doctor
like five times a week for this rash. They won't
go away.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Oh yeah, they still got that. Huh. I knew I
shouldn't have pet that squirrel. Probably not, no, I know.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Anyway, AOC is now walking back her comments about Steven Miller.
Steven five to ten. That's an objective fact. No, no,
he's four ten. Well that's what she said.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
The point is is that they are scrapping and grasping
at straws because they have nothing else. Laugh at them.
Stephen Miller is a clown.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I've never seen that guy in real life, but he
looks like he's like.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Four to ten.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
She notice how behind her there's like a cable coming
out of the wall and the wall's all scuffed up,
and like she looks like she lives in a nice house,
but she's taking terrible care of it.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh yeah, Oh, I'm pretty sure that's the truth there.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Anyway, you're not supposed to body shame people when you're
on the far left because the body positivity movement.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
That's that's not what democrats are supposed to be doing.
They keep telling us we're mean because we point out
stuff about people. She's fat, she's ugly, But there she
is going, he's short and making him even shorter than
he is. Five ten's really not that short, is it? Well?
Five ten is taller the national average.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
We looked this up yesterday, Jesse Peyton and I because
we wanted to know if he wish short. The national
average of five is five eight, and for men in America,
he's five.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Are you sure you didn't look up Japan. No, it's
five eight. It's southern.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
National average for men in America's five eight. That makes
us giants, doesn't it does? We are bigger than most
people I know. But anyways, now EOC is walking it back.
Yesterday she put on her best like a spaghetti strap
tank top, and she put on her sexy librarian glasses.
She could apologize to short men. I want to express
my love for the short king community.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I little have been body shaming. I am talking about
how big or small someone is. So she admits now
she's attracted to him.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Pro ASC wants to smash Stephen Miller so bad. And
when I say smash, I mean the clues are there.
I mean with her vagina on his crotch area. Mean, yeah,
that's what I meant.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Now, this gal is apparently according to the research that
we've done here at the Walton Johnson Show, she's about
five four by four is you know, people say that's
how tak she's now four five ten. He would he
would tower over her if she had ever met him
(19:13):
in person, which she just says she hasn't. So maybe
she's trying to arrange a little m person get together,
you know what I mean. Yeah. Also, have you ever noticed,
no matter how tall a person is and how short
their their their partner, is that when you're doing it,
you're the same height. M It's really interesting. Now you're
(19:36):
right about that. That checks out. You're wife at the bar,
you know, But you're solf. You're not going to find
your wife on a dating app, and you're not going
to find your wife through a day job. And you're
not going to find your wife by like joining a
run club or having a hobby. And I'll tell you why.
It's because you are a gay man. And Johnson
Love. That will.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Tell the parents out there of teenagers. I just want
to say six seven.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yes, what he said there? Six seven? Why do you
want to say that? Because I don't want people to
say it anymore. And you think if you say it
that'll make them Yeah, because that really makes it unhip.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I promise you. If there's one thing I've learned about trends,
it's that if if you want a trend to go away,
and you're a white, middle aged Republican from Texas, one
way to make a trend go away is to participate it.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Lean into it heavy. Yeah, I've seen this before. Six seven,
six seven, six seven, That Billyad? You get it? Yeah? Hey,
you heard that old guy on the radio saying six seven,
and then that really really much older guy came in
and started saying it. Yeah, that's a Billyad. You get it?
See Billyad? Is you understand? That's what I'm trying to explain.
(00:54):
To get it. I always get it, so you don't
get it if you ain't careful. I've been bulking up
lately because I left, and so yesterday I went to
the mall to buy some shirts. Where's the bulk?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Look at these? I got to bro Look, I got
VENs popping out of my arms. Don't even pretend like
I'm not getting ripped.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well, there's a difference between bulking and ripping. Which is it?
It's both. No, I don't think you understand how this works.
You bulk up and then you get ripped. I mean,
you don't do both at the same time. I'm just
saying some of my shirts weren't fitting anymore. So I
went to the mall yesterday, okay, and I went into
one store, and then I went to the other end
of the mall, and then I went somewhere else, to
a restaurant to eat because I had to eat. Didn't
(01:32):
you give away a bunch of large, extra large shirts
like just a few months ago because they were too
big for you? Yeah? Don't you wish she had those back? Now? Well,
I thought about that. Let's go back down to good
Will see if any of them are still hanging around
on the court of the little rack. The well.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
The point of this story is everywhere I went, I
kept hearing people go six seven us. I heard my
friend's son said it on the phone with him, and
I was like, dude, you got to punish him for that.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
No, Remember, you have to get on board. You go, yeah, dude,
six seven. And then he's like, god, old people are
saying it. Now, I have to find something else saying.
Maybe they'll start saying eight nine or something. Who knows.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Any high school kids out there with your mom and
dad in the car right now, listen up. I just
want to say Donald Trump is six seven, yo, six seven?
Actually he's forty seven.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yah good. I don't know. I thought he was more
like eighty seven or something.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Part of what's interesting about this trend billy out is
it they admit out loud, it means nothing, right.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, there's nothing to it. Just some idiot said it
one time, and people thought it was funny the way
you said it, and so they started making fun of
him by saying it.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
It started in a rap song, and then a white
kid said it at a high school basketball game after
his team scored an easy layup.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
And then I don't know, it was the guy's number
sixty seven or was that were they were? They only
at five on the scoreboard, and that was the two
pointer made it six and then seven. I just want
to know something about how that became a thing.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I apologize in advance for what's to come out of
my mouth. But the answer to the question is, that's
what she said. A Chicago rapper named Scrilla was rapping
about sixty seventh Street on the South side of Chicago, Okay,
and he said the word for the phrase six seven
and then a white teenage kid, well.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
At least there's something to figure out from that. Sure,
you know, some kid just looks at the TV camera
at the basketball game goals sick to the no reason
for that at all, But you're on sixty seventh Street.
I'll accept that. That's a good excuse.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Part of understanding the trend is understanding the obnoxiousness of
meme culture. People grasp on to something funny they saw
on social media and they'll proclaim it in real life. There,
you know, bad news, Brian or whatever. It is one
of these popular memes from yesteryear, and they'll they'll say
the meme out loud in public, and it seems annoying
(03:49):
to other people that are familiar with the meme, like, oh,
you know, it's clever when I see it on Twitter,
but it's not clever when you say it at the
bar or whatever. And so young people hated him for that,
and then they ironically said it. And now here we
are on a morning radio show when we could be
explaining the historic peace deal that was just reached, and
there are multiple wars happening all over the world, and
(04:10):
we're talking about this.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Is it still holding? Is it still peace? I know
they said last night we have peace, an never lasting
peace has been negotiated thanks to Donald Trump in the
Middle East. And I've been alive long enough to know
there's no such thing as everlasting peace in the Middle East.
I'm shocked if you tell me that it is still
peaceful right now.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Okay, to your point, Donald Trump negotiated a peace deal
in his first term called the Abraham Accords, and then YadA, YadA, YadA.
January sixth, Joe Biden four years of trainees taking out
their prosthetic breasts on the White House.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Lawn and.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I know, thank you, good times and wars started all
over the earth. And now Trump in Trump two point zero,
basically needs to undo all the bad that happened while
Joe Biden was in charge of the free world for
for or not in charge of the free world for
four years, he.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Was not in charge of nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I know we point this out all the time, but
they constantly accused Donald Trump of sending the world into
a spiral of chaos and disarray. Of course, and yet
that's the exact opposite of what happened. All the problems
that we're dealing with right now happened under Biden, and
and a lot of these problems didn't exist under Trump.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yep. And now that it's the democratic playbook, it's actually
the comedy playbook as written by you know, a big
communist back in the day, that a Lensky guy. He
wrote playbook for him. They just reading it and following
the directions. That's all. If if your side is doing
something it looks unsavory or well, then you point to
the other side and accuse them of doing it. This
(05:43):
is the same thing Trump. If Trump's doing something great,
just you tell them, well, it wasn't him, it was you,
It was it was your people.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
For those of you who are new to the show,
our younger listeners, you may not be aware of this,
but uh, kind of like Animal Farm, Saulolensky's Rules for
Radicals is required reading. If you want to be a
part of this show. Oh hell yeah, you have to
know your enemy is rage against the machine would have said,
you have to study them.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Man. The rules for radicals would.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Explain all the things that the left is constantly doing
in order to send America into a communist utopia.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Apparently there's just so much room for peace on the planet,
and if you end up having some peace over here,
it takes the piece away from somebody over there on
the other side of the planet, or or over that way.
Because now I'm just hearing because we get some emails
updating us on stuff that, you know, we might have
slipped through last night. Apparently mid Mar, which used to
(06:39):
be something else, was that Bangladesh or that sounds? Yeah,
I remember, my dad. I don't think it was. I
think it was something. We're usually wrong about this stuff
this early in the morning when we just you know,
kind of trying to remember stuff off the top of
our head. But mid and Mar news it was Burma Burma, Okay,
see we were something with a B Yeah, Bangladesh. Stel
existing go on. They said, at least forty people have
(07:02):
been killed after a paraglider drops bombs on a festival. Wait,
sounds how is that exactly what happened in Israel? It
sounds real similar to something from the recent past. But
this is Minmar. A spokesman for the government told the
the Burmese. Oh, the BBC has a you know, like
(07:26):
an addition. They've got a little syndication over there in
Burma or what do they call it, Burmese people if
they're min Maarians, Minmerites, I don't know what to call them,
but they're not Burmese anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, and listen to the headlines too. Starving children screaming
for food. Is usaid cuts unleashed devastation intat across minmir
So whose fault was it? It's our fault for not
supplying the whole world with unlimited public aid, of course
it is. It's America's fault. For a guy. By the way,
the person affected by this, Mohammed Tahar, clutched the body
(08:00):
of his two year old.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Oh, I'm sorry, Mohammed.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
That's really sad that you're on the other side of
the world and you didn't feed your child.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
But we're waiting for me to do it, and then
I didn't. I dropped the ball. It's my fault. Apparently
they were out at this when they got the bombs
dropped on them. They were having this big gathering or
festival for the full moon. Have you been looking at
the moon the last few nights? Everybody's excited. Uh we
called it the harvest moon over here, God knows what
(08:27):
they call it. And me and mar I'm sorry they
have a festival for the full moon. Don't they have
Hulu over there? No, huh no, they don't get that stuff,
you know they Uh you ever see that that? It
was a TV show about a bunch of weird people
that went to Thailand. Oh yeah, you've Emverer Doe White
Loatus there you go. Sure? Yeah. Uh. Pralean made me
(08:48):
watch that with her, And I mean there's some cute
little Thai little little gals in there, so it's okay
to look at. But they were having that big full
moon festival. Everybody all just gets together, probably does drugs
get you drunk, and they just stare at the moon.
Who like, you don't see it every thirty days or so?
You know what.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I don't care about that show, White Lotus. There was
a lot of nudity on it, but it was always
a dude exactly. It was never Sidney Sweeney. It was
always some guy, like I don't want to see that.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Someone to a radio show on a Thursday Walton and
Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
All right, we got to address this whole thing about
serial killers real quick. I want to assure everyone there
is not a serial killer. Yeah, but didn't that's something
a serial killer would tell us.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yes, still obviously it is. But still there are you
the serial killer? No? No, no. A lot of people
are speculating, but I'm not. So Again, that seems like
something if you were a serial killer, you would say
you're not. I could see why that you so obviously
you're guilty.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Look, obviously there's not a serial killer, and even if
there was, I'm not one. Okay, But for the record,
if I was a serial killer, which I'm not obviously.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
By the way, I'm talking about a Houston serial killer,
serial killer that lives right here or works least it
right here in this neighborhood, it seems if there was one.
If there was one, I say, the Bayou is about
well about forty five steps from the door of this
radio station is right that way.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Now, if there was a serial killer, which there's not,
and I'm not and I'm not the serial killer, but
if I was, all my victims would be repeat child
sex offenders who routinely put ketch up on their hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Thank you, Dexter. We appreciate you being here for us.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
One of our listeners yesterday said, I literally look and
sound like Dexter.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Look at this Cajun. Crazy Cajun girl said that about me. Well,
you know she's onto something.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Crazy Cajun girl, you're onto something. But also, I'm not
a serial killer. No, at least you say you're hot.
And I'm not putting pedophiles dead bodies in the Houston Bayou.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
That's not where I'm putting them. But you also say
you're bulking, and you also say you're ripping at the
same time, and you know you're not. Plus you got
that fish breath. Nobody likes that.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Look, I'm not lying about this, and I never lie
about anything ever, so I don't know what you guys
are talking about.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
That'd be the first lie you ever told. Was the
fact that you've never told a lie, right, I get
that that is what a liar would say, but still
I'm not. So you know, don't think that about me. Now, Okay,
if there was a serial killer, which we know there's not,
which there's not, I know. Kenney says, there's not, but
if there was, what would you do.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Well, A lot of people are speculating a serial killer.
They've now found a sixteenth body. It's actually twenty two bodies,
but they just found sixteen.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Sixteen just for the year twenty twenty five. I think
a few of those bodies go back to what last year.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Technically it's twenty two bodies, but they recently found sixteen,
and that's why they're so alarmed. And technically that number
is still lower than what it was last year. But
also there's still you know, it's only October, it's not
the whole year yet. Sure, last year is twenty four bodies.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
And they all just accidentally tripped, stumbled, fell ground, gave
away somehow. They just ended up down the banks into
one of the many bayous here in Houston, also sometimes
known as the Bayou City, right, and the Bayou City
(12:05):
is having people killed by the bayou. It just ups
and drowns people left and right all the time.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
All Right, many are speculating a serial killer put all
these bodies in Houston's buying, but it's highly possible. The
bayou's are just a good place to hide a body.
In Houston has a lot of individual murderers, which I
will admit is exactly what a serial killer would say.
But still, yeah, but still, I'm not a serial killer.
Stop looking at me like that.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
They police say, there's nothing connect any of these bodies
to any other of these bodies other than the fact
that they seem to have either been killed or surfaced
found dead in the Bayous. There's multiple that seemed like
a connection. I'm not officially, you know, grade one detective
(12:52):
with any police department, but I do read a lot
of books about detectives and you know, murders and crime
and investigation and stuff. Themes like we might want to
get Bosh in the case here because the local folks
ain't figuring it out. Now.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I know this is what a serial killer would say,
but I would prefer you not get Bosh involved. I
don't think we should waste his time or his efforts.
His skill set would be best to use somewhere else,
anywhere else. Yeah, not, don't have Bosh investigate this. Think
about your future.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
If you're a young investigator of crime, murder, whatever it is,
you're just you started with the force, you put your
time in, you got off the street, out of the uniform,
and now you're like a plain clothes detective. You have
made it in this world. And then you look up
one day and you realize, according to the news, mostly
these big zitnies aren't really too interested in solving crimes anymore.
(13:47):
They like crime, they enjoy it, and they don't want
anybody to put a stop to it. It's true, you
got to admit, if I was a serial killer, this
would be the perfect time and place to do it,
because nobody would ever be able to catch me, no,
and if they did, they probably wouldn't keep you in
jail for too long. You know. They got these illegal
aliens over here, killing people left and right for one
thing or another. Sometimes it's you know, guys just driving
(14:09):
into car, being in the illegal, and then sometimes it's
on purpose, like stabbings on the subway in places they
don't really upset the law enforcement anymore like they used to.
You know, crime, murder, all that kind of stuff. We
look the other way on a lot of it, and
if we do give them any kind of punishment, it's,
(14:31):
you know, just a slap on the wrist. There are
lawsuits happening right now in this country over the lenience
the sentencing of these criminals. It's true. I don't don't.
I don't understand why people put up with it.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Anyway, the people that they keep finding the Bayou, they
have nothing in common with each other. Just because they're
all men, that we're connected to criminal cartel groups, isn't
some kind of a sign that there's a common denominator here.
Stop looking at the similarities and look at the differences.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
We ask you. Somebody said, maybe they're all homeless and
people are just preying on the Homeless's that not all
of them were. But I'm wondering if people say that,
because then it seems like it's okay, yeah, well and
I was just the homeless. Oh well, then they should
be murdered, right, Is that what you're suggesting?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
But that's the exact opposite of what we're doing in Houston.
Aren't we building them a low barrier? What do they
call it?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah, We're giving them a special place where they can
explore homelessness and maybe even they'll probably put a podcast
or a video app soon from the homeless camp.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
That's all we're missing. You know how everybody's got a
podcast nowadays. I'd see you that way like my friend Amanda.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I love her.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
She's a great girl. She's a friend of ours. She's
a political strategist. That little hotty with the dark hair.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
We were hanging out the other end, she says.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
She was at the comedy show with a bunch of
other political people we know, and she said, I have
a podcast, and I love a man. I was like,
you have a podcast, And then just like that, everybody
else standing around.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Goes, I have a podcast. I don't do I got three. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
It's like, listen, all of you people that are trying
to do what we do for a living and are
barely hanging on by a thread.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Copying us is a hate crime, but it's also a flattering.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. These people they
want to be like us. They want to have an
award winning, high profile radio morning show, and they don't.
Oh they're they're pretending they do.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
They want to be like us, Billy ed, but they
don't even live in a double wide. I've noticed none
of them even collect synthesizers.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Oh my god, isn't that just awful. One of them
yesterday said he had a podcast. I said, do you lift?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
He said no, it was like this, bye, yeah, sit down,
You're never going to be us, and why would you
want to be. I have to go to the doctor
like five times a week for this rash. They won't
go away.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Oh yeah, they still got that. Huh. I knew I
shouldn't have pet that squirrel. Probably not, no, I know.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Anyway, AOC is now walking back her comments about Steven Miller.
Steven five to ten. That's an objective fact. No, no,
he's four ten. Well that's what she said.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
The point is is that they are scrapping and grasping
at straws because they have nothing else. Laugh at them.
Stephen Miller is a clown.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I've never seen that guy in real life, but he
looks like he's like.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Four to ten.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
She notice how behind her there's like a cable coming
out of the wall and the wall's all scuffed up,
and like she looks like she lives in a nice house,
but she's taking terrible care of it.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh yeah, Oh, I'm pretty sure that's the truth there.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Anyway, you're not supposed to body shame people when you're
on the far left because the body positivity movement.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
That's that's not what democrats are supposed to be doing.
They keep telling us we're mean because we point out
stuff about people. She's fat, she's ugly, But there she
is going, he's short and making him even shorter than
he is. Five ten's really not that short, is it? Well?
Five ten is taller the national average.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
We looked this up yesterday, Jesse Peyton and I because
we wanted to know if he wish short. The national
average of five is five eight, and for men in America,
he's five.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Are you sure you didn't look up Japan. No, it's
five eight. It's southern.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
National average for men in America's five eight. That makes
us giants, doesn't it does? We are bigger than most
people I know. But anyways, now EOC is walking it back.
Yesterday she put on her best like a spaghetti strap
tank top, and she put on her sexy librarian glasses.
She could apologize to short men. I want to express
my love for the short king community.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I little have been body shaming. I am talking about
how big or small someone is. So she admits now
she's attracted to him.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Pro ASC wants to smash Stephen Miller so bad. And
when I say smash, I mean the clues are there.
I mean with her vagina on his crotch area. Mean, yeah,
that's what I meant.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Now, this gal is apparently according to the research that
we've done here at the Walton Johnson Show, she's about
five four by four is you know, people say that's
how tak she's now four five ten. He would he
would tower over her if she had ever met him
(19:13):
in person, which she just says she hasn't. So maybe
she's trying to arrange a little m person get together,
you know what I mean. Yeah. Also, have you ever noticed,
no matter how tall a person is and how short
their their their partner, is that when you're doing it,
you're the same height. M It's really interesting. Now you're
(19:36):
right about that. That checks out. You're wife at the bar,
you know, But you're solf. You're not going to find
your wife on a dating app, and you're not going
to find your wife through a day job. And you're
not going to find your wife by like joining a
run club or having a hobby. And I'll tell you why.
It's because you are a gay man. And Johnson
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