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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I told you that renovations on the White House didn't
(00:04):
used to be in apocalyptic phenomenon.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Well it is now. I mean, as you know, Democrats
are outraged. They're outraged about a lot of things all
the time, and one of those things is Trump completely
destroying the White House with a demolition crew a wrecking ball.
And they're just tearing your house apart. It's not his.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Well, it used to be different. Can we go back
in time to twenty ten? Real quick?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Twenty ten? What happened twenty ten? Bill? Yeah, do me
a favor.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You see that big red cherry like button next to you,
would you smash that down for me?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Real quick? I get I'm getting dizzy. It sounds like
they're building another wing to the White House. But we
appreciate you keeping your imagine. Today's gonna happen for the
next two years. All in the banging, the jackhammering, the dust,
(01:02):
the confusion, the noise of all places to do, construction
is happening right here the front lawn of the White House.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Wow, it's a four year renovation project, estimated costs three
hundred and seventy six million dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
All right, that was CNN twenty ten. Here's what you're
not seeing because we're on the radio. Everyone is smiling
and happy.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
They got the biggest smiles on their face. They are
so proud that woman standing there next to whatever big
piece of equipment that is, she was just about to
bee your pants. She was so excited. She put her
hands on her hipside right here at the White House.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
They gave her a construction helmet and had her stand
four hundred yards away from the building, which I love.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It was a back hoe, by the way, in case
you were curious, O Billy, Yeah, that's a newswoman. She
works hard.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, you can't talk about her like I commit the machine.
Oh okay, yeah, obviously we knew that. Anyway, the point
is banged. In twenty ten, CNN assembled gather their proudest, happiest,
diversest news crew so they could report on how great
this is the most diversest of all. Yeah, it was
very diverse. There were no less than four black people
involved in that news report.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It was one of those of mister Lemon back at
the studio there. It looked like him, but I don't
think it was technically so you just fifteen years ago,
though you've been He might have been hetero back but
fifteen years ago it might have been what he looked like.
There's this old you don't remember because fifteen years ago
you were probably stoned all the time. There's just wow,
are just hot? Damn it? Anyway, I know.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
The point is there's this you know, there's this old
episode of the Office where Angela finds out Anderson Cooper's
gay and she's shocked.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I guess that happened to your grandma and liber Rochi.
Yeah I had to, Yeah, I had to. Yeah. Well,
there's one big difference, you know, besides the outrage this
time when Trump does it versus when Obama did it
fifteen years ago, the money, I think is a little less.
And also it's not our money. Oh that's the best part.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
This time around, the president isn't making us pay for
it like he did back then. This time around, he's
actually gotten private investors and taking money out of his
own It is.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Privately funded by himself and donors and large corporations, which
also outrages the Democrats because these large corporations are now
they're just you know, Trump's gonna owe them, and you
know he's gonna do things for them. How many of
these Democrats do you know of that have ever stood
up and fought against Apple or Amazon, Lockheed Martin, Microsoft, Google, coinbased, Comcast, Meta.
(03:38):
Those are the major companies helping Bill Donald Trump's ballroom. Well,
that depends.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
When you say fight against them, do you mean bend
over and spread their cheeks?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
That's exactly I think all of them. They all did that.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
They're all just absolutely they're standing up and taking one
for the team figuratively and apparently literally. Yeah, I think so. Anyway,
we're live kids, it's Friday. It's a good day to
be alive. Works and you know there's some people that
just woke up and missed the first ninety minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Of the show. That is sad. I don't know if
they'll ever be able to get that back. That is
long gone. We sent it off into space now.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
No, it's actually on the Walton and Johnson's smartphone app.
Billy ed, we got an app. The Walton Johnson's smartphone
app is chock full of goodness. It's like, you know,
when you're out trick or treating and you get a
full size Snickers bar instead of the little fun size.
Is that the best or what that is the audio
equivalent of what the Walton and Johnson's smartphone app is.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Man, that app sounds great. I wish I could afford it.
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
That's the great thing about it, Billy ed. We don't
charge for it at all. Just like the radio show.
It is ad based revenue.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
But I'm trying to make a face like that reporter
doing the Obama construction. I just want to be so happy.
I'm crapping my pants. Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
But because it's a replay of the show, the advertising
is minimal. There's less of it than there is in
the live broadcast.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I see. So that's some way to sweeten the deal. Yeah, exactly.
It was free. I thought it would be sweet enough. Yeah,
now there's more. Now there is more. I've come up
with a brilliant idea, just another one of my million
dollar money making ideas, and I'm just gonna give it
away on the radio, because you know that's that's about
a million dollars to get you these days. Anyway, Okay,
(05:15):
what do you got? All Right, you're gonna love this.
You're gonna be slapping yourself on the forehead, going why
didn't I think of that? How come nobody thought about
before Billie, it hadfield thought of it. I was gonna
do that anyway, but that's because that's my kink. Oh really,
but con all right, as you know, not this coming weekend,
which is like you know tomorrow, but next weekend, we're
gonna fall back to regular time. We're gonna get away
(05:38):
from daylight, daylight saving. Yeah, saving, we were saving, we
were saving daylight. Now we're not gonna save it anymore.
We're just gonna go back to regular daylight. Okay, all right, Now,
people always freak out cause Saturday night, early Sunday morning,
before you go to bed, supposed to yank that clock
back an hour, just just yank it back. It was
it was midnight. Now all of a sudden it's eleven
(06:00):
o'clock again, and some people they don't care for it.
Here's why. Why it's too much all at one time,
it's too sudden. It's like a slap in the face.
Nobody wants that. They want gentle strokes of their face
like that should say soft and easy. So what we
do is well, at first soft and easy, then hard
and hardly. Absolutely, here's what we do, starting this coming Monday,
(06:24):
in just a few days, we move the clocks back
ten minutes every night before we go to bed, and
the next morning it's ten minutes earlier than it was,
and in six days we will have achieved what we
would have done with a full hour yank back. We
(06:46):
fade into regular time instead of just being jerked into it.
I don't know. Most Americans are used to getting yanked
in jerks really hard. Also, most Americans can't handle one
clock change. How are they going to deal with six
in a row.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
To Billyad's point, they'd only be ten minutes late that
one day. They didn't figure it out.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Unless we don't know who the idiots are, amen, Like
we all kind of suspected anyway, but this would be
sure proof she's right there.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Oh yeah, yeah, anyway to play that contact. Uh exciting news, guys,
Uh Ray Ray is home. He was on the roof.
Pet lover whose cat mistakingly traveled one hundred miles on
the roof of her car, recalls terrifying moment when she
realized he was there. That that's some serious claws on fire.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
How do you hang homeof? It's really impressive.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Actually, Margaret DeNardo, age forty three, doesn't have a man
in her life.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
But she's good. But she has a cat named Ray Ray.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Really right, This woman drove seventy miles per hour for
one hundred miles before.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Shew that cat wouldn't like glued to the roof or
tide down or something, because that that sounds hard to do.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Ray Ray was on top of their van when she
left home, and he miraculously stayed up there for one
hundred miles. They had driven from New Hampshire to New
York City. My god, this is so great.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Do you have a luggage rack on top or something
the cat could hold on to, because you know, regular
painted rooftops pretty sleek. Let me see if I can
figure that out for you. Was it a land doll?
That must have been a land doll? Let's see.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
One hundred and five miles into the trip, they stopped
off of Interstate eighty to get some gas and use
the bathroom. That's when they noticed there was a cat
on the roof. I was terrified, she said. I immediately
thought all the horrible things that kind of happened to him. Apparently,
as how, he managed to not fall off. She theorized
there was a fabric luggage carrier on the roof. That
(08:44):
was strapped down. Well, there you go.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I was right. He had to be hiding with it somehow.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
While she was understandably shaken up, she said, the feline
was completely unfazed. Here's what they don't tell you in
the news story that I would like to know. Okay,
you drove a hundred miles amazingly the cat survived. How
did journalists find out him? Did you call them?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Did you pick up the phone? These are things that
happened to a person in their private life. If you
did that, I would never know anything about it unless
you told me and told everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Does Rey Ray have a publicist? Why is this even?
I mean, I believe you. It's not that I don't
believe you, because it's not like middle aged, lonely cat
ladies would do something just to get attention.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Of course not.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
But at the same time, you really got to wonder,
how did that go from being a seemingly bizarre occurrence
in your mundane life to a national news story.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
What's this lady's name? I just closed it. Well, whoever
she is, I Won'll tell you this right now. Margaret. Margaret,
Margaret is not going to be able to handle our
six day time change. No, No, he loked cows until
he was thirteen years old. He came up from his
own bootstraps. He was not given a silver spoon. Walton
and Johnson Radio Network. Well, I'm sure glad I didn't
(09:56):
turn the microphone on early. Why there's there's some words
being used in the studio that chat not to be
on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
We were singing along to the music in the background.
But if this is the radio edit, so they put
a donkey sound in. Uh that was so, you know,
the real words weren't mother, right.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Thank you, You're welcome. Lisha suggested perhaps that story could
have been cat on a hot van roof. Oh that's
clever because instead of a hot tin roof, you're familiar.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
With that, right, Yeah, absolutely, that's that thing about Jews, right,
everything's about the Jews right nowadays. Yeah, hot teen roof, hot, Yeah,
hot van roof. We were talking about how we're one
of the only radio shows in America that's not obsessed
with defending Israel or blaming the Jews for everything, and
I think that makes us really unique.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, And.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I made that point, and then I noticed on social
media yesterday somebody was like, there's not a group of
people out there that blamed the Jews for.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Oh, really, have you never been the Internet? I guess not.
Do you want me to have you? Are you not
aware of what social media is like? People have other interests,
I guess, besides keeping up with what's going on in
the world. This is such a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
On Friday, November twenty first, me and Jesse Payton are
going to be performing in Bay Saint Louis.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh that does sound like a nightmare. No, no, mister ow.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
That's the same night that Queens of the Stone Age
are going to be at the Sanger Theater over there
in New Orleans.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
And you'd rather be at that show? Well, Clyte's face it.
Me and Jesse are pretty funny. But you know, why
do you agree to do a comedy show if you
already had tickets to a concert. I don't have tickets
to the concert. It's sold out. I just learned about it.
Bemoaning the fact that you won't go. You won't going
anyway because now it's you don't have tickets fear of
missing out. You know, if Kenny don't need tickets, fomo
(11:49):
are you a celebrity? He especially in the in the
you know the music in the media world. Kiddy, You
a celebrity man, You a fas all right, a face,
don't need ticket face, walk up to the door and
then go right this way, sir. You think syl vessel
salone have to buy a ticket to get into a show.
You think he have to wait in line to sit
down at a table at a restaurant. He walks up,
(12:12):
They see that face, They say, missile salon right this way, sir,
We have your table ready. That's you. That's what you
got to do. You don't need no damn ticket, See mister.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Oh you would think that because of how cool and
polite and handsome I am. But as it turns out,
often if I show up at a live entertainment event
and I explain who I am, they won't even let me.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Buy a ticket. Is that right? So you're not gonna
be able to sneak me in?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Probably not. No, that's a shame. I thought I had
a perfectly good I ain't going there.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Well, the good news is I can get you tickets
to go see me and Jesse Payton on Friday, November
twenty first in Base Saint Louis.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
That's that's good. News. Sure, Yeah, how close are you
going to be to the Slipper? Pretty close? I gotta
think you're gonna spend a little time at the Slipper. Oh,
we're definitely going there. Yeah. We love hanging out at
the Silver Slipper Casino. It's a cool place. You know.
That's what's great about being an American. It's a part
of it. Yeah, one of our favorite places to hang out.
I noticed in the New Orleans News. Uh, Forbes magazine.
(13:08):
I don't know if you keep up with that kind
of stuff, but always have these lists and things. Yeah,
and Forbes Magazine says, Gail Benson, you almost the Saints
and whatever the basketball team I know that is. They
say she's the most powerful woman in sports really, and
I have to disagree. Apparently Forbes Magazine has never seen Hannah.
(13:31):
Take a look at this beauty. That's a dude. That's
a no, no, that's Hannah.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
That's a man in a woman's swimsuit. Frankly, he looks
a little bit like the Mexican version of me.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yes, he kind of does.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
He's got the eyebrows and everything, but he's wearing women's clothing.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
That's a little weird. He goes by Hannah or Anna.
Either one is fine and turns out, uh she they
is that who the woman's record holder?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
No, hang on, that's if it was a ay them,
it wouldn't have any gendered clothing on.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Well, whatever it is one and holds the record in
the women's aquatics some kind of swimming thing, sure is
what it is. Well, somebody's pretty rude. They have suspended
Hannah for five years and revoked her his world titles
(14:24):
and records following their refusal to undergo sex of verification screening.
I think that's a fancy word for saying, drop your pants.
Let's take a look spread them. Yeah, holds two women's
world records in their age category. And now I know
you say, you look a little bit like this kid.
(14:47):
I don't know how old he she is, but you
may have started lifting too late in life, because I
don't think you're ever going to catch up with her
in her big, massive shoulder and trapezius and neck muscles
that she sporting. I don't see that growing on you
the way it did on her. Is this on the screen? Here?
(15:09):
Is this the same person? Are you looking at this person? Oh? No,
that's a different person because there's weightlifter.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
There's another story today about there's the Australian. The Minnesota
Supreme Court hit Minnesota. Yeah, Minnesota Supreme Court rules ban
on trans identifying male powerlifter from women's event is discrimination.
Of course, as you guys remember, there was this athlete's
name is J. C. Cooper is not was not allowed
(15:35):
to compete in US powerlifting in the state of Minnesota.
But apparently the Supreme Court stepped in and said, no,
let this guy compete against those women.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Now. I don't know if you guys know this.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
About me, but I I'm a huge advocate for women
in sports, and I don't think it's fair that this
guy who is competing in this event is willing to
take away the accolades.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
And that the government backs him up on it. That's terrible.
That is terrible. Back to this swimmer for a minute, Hannah.
It looks like they it dominated the women's forty five
to forty nine year category, so he's just backed your
same age. And here is a video of her, I
guess doing some training for swimming where she is squatting
(16:20):
with looks like three plates and maybe a little more.
Tell me this person's name again, Hannah or Anna Anna
called us. Is that that's the warner for age forty seven?
All right, and boy, look at her squad. Don't you
wish you were that powerful? Wow? How about that?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Refuse to undergo gender testing to qualify? That is just amazing.
And then it says up here blaming insurance. They're blaming
the insurance costs for this. What Yeah, they're blaming Hang on,
let me see if I can pull up that part
of the story here. Let's see transgender swimmer Anna called
US forty seven refuse the test because he claims the
requirement is not medically necessary. Chromosomal tests are invasion of
(17:00):
an expensive procedures. Call just said, my insurance refuses to
cover such a tust.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, that's the only reason. Oh my god, that's so awesome.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
It's just a dude in a women's swimming suit and
he is jacked.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Dude. Yeah, I mean these are these are serious. This
is bodybuilding style muscle. Look at the chest, the pectorals.
I'm sorry not you know, her chest, his chest. Well.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
At the same time, over here in Minnesota, the powerlifter
JC this is just a giant fat It's a giant
fat guy with a woman with a wig on. Uh huh,
And I mean we're talking bulky, big bulky. My favorite
thing about it. Do you notice the socks? The socks
are that they're like the Eastern colors of blue and pink,
which is the trans colors.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
They're nice pastels. So just to let everybody know, I
am a woman. He got a woman's.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Wig and some lady socks on, and put on some
training socks and did literally nothing else.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
How much weight is that? Because that doesn't look nearly
as heavy as it should for somebody that huge.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I think you might be looking at tranny doing the
clean jerk. I think is what that is?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Just standing there? Well, he might be waiting to do
the clean jerk. I'm not entirely start from the floor.
If you're waiting, it has to be one smooth pool.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Okay, Well, look that we all agree the clean jerk
is harder than it looks. I mean it looks like
it's easy, like anybody. Oh, the hardest one is the snatch.
It always has been, yeah, always will be, one hundred percent.
The snatch is hard to get. You know, I'm not
even gonna comment on that. Well, we're talking about powerlifting.
Why are you looking at us like he's never been
a fan of that particular move. Oh okay, I was
(18:33):
just wondering.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah. Uh, let's see.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Lebron James pulled into the NBA gambling scandal after friends
sold injury details to gambler.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
And like I said, early and I suppose he wouldn't
necessarily in on this. It's just that the people didn't
know him and play the game. They know he got
that you know what he got. He got that sky
Attica and is like hurt his back. Oh, I thought
that was the thing where you lose your hair. No, no,
that's a different thing. Okay, it's pronounced sciatic. I thought
(19:02):
it was alopecia. That's an different thing. That's Jojo Jolanda, Okay,
Joelanda Jona. We talk about who we're talking about Lebron. Oh,
that's why King James. Ye, he got a bad back
and he said to paying radiate down his leg, you know,
because that's the way the nerve run. Sure and the
thing he might have injured himself pretending that he was
(19:25):
injured when he did one of his famous flops. That's
kind of his thing. Yeah. Wow, that's like his power move.
Too many flops and now he actually hurt himself. Huh,
that's a shame.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
My move is I put my hand like this and
I kind of curl my fingers in like that.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah that works. Yeah, it gets him every time. How
would you know? Wait, what are we talking about? Neilia,
Missouri and the Missouri State Fair. I paid money to
see a fat, tattooed woman. Now I just go to Walmart,
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
I told you that renovations on the White House didn't
(00:04):
used to be in apocalyptic phenomenon.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Well it is now. I mean, as you know, Democrats
are outraged. They're outraged about a lot of things all
the time, and one of those things is Trump completely
destroying the White House with a demolition crew a wrecking ball.
And they're just tearing your house apart. It's not his.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Well, it used to be different. Can we go back
in time to twenty ten? Real quick?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Twenty ten? What happened twenty ten? Bill? Yeah, do me
a favor.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You see that big red cherry like button next to you,
would you smash that down for me?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Real quick? I get I'm getting dizzy. It sounds like
they're building another wing to the White House. But we
appreciate you keeping your imagine. Today's gonna happen for the
next two years. All in the banging, the jackhammering, the dust,
(01:02):
the confusion, the noise of all places to do, construction
is happening right here the front lawn of the White House.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Wow, it's a four year renovation project, estimated costs three
hundred and seventy six million dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
All right, that was CNN twenty ten. Here's what you're
not seeing because we're on the radio. Everyone is smiling
and happy.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
They got the biggest smiles on their face. They are
so proud that woman standing there next to whatever big
piece of equipment that is, she was just about to
bee your pants. She was so excited. She put her
hands on her hipside right here at the White House.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
They gave her a construction helmet and had her stand
four hundred yards away from the building, which I love.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It was a back hoe, by the way, in case
you were curious, O Billy, Yeah, that's a newswoman. She
works hard.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, you can't talk about her like I commit the machine.
Oh okay, yeah, obviously we knew that. Anyway, the point
is banged. In twenty ten, CNN assembled gather their proudest, happiest,
diversest news crew so they could report on how great
this is the most diversest of all. Yeah, it was
very diverse. There were no less than four black people
involved in that news report.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It was one of those of mister Lemon back at
the studio there. It looked like him, but I don't
think it was technically so you just fifteen years ago,
though you've been He might have been hetero back but
fifteen years ago it might have been what he looked like.
There's this old you don't remember because fifteen years ago
you were probably stoned all the time. There's just wow,
are just hot? Damn it? Anyway, I know.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
The point is there's this you know, there's this old
episode of the Office where Angela finds out Anderson Cooper's
gay and she's shocked.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I guess that happened to your grandma and liber Rochi.
Yeah I had to, Yeah, I had to. Yeah. Well,
there's one big difference, you know, besides the outrage this
time when Trump does it versus when Obama did it
fifteen years ago, the money, I think is a little less.
And also it's not our money. Oh that's the best part.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
This time around, the president isn't making us pay for
it like he did back then. This time around, he's
actually gotten private investors and taking money out of his
own It is.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Privately funded by himself and donors and large corporations, which
also outrages the Democrats because these large corporations are now
they're just you know, Trump's gonna owe them, and you
know he's gonna do things for them. How many of
these Democrats do you know of that have ever stood
up and fought against Apple or Amazon, Lockheed Martin, Microsoft, Google, coinbased, Comcast, Meta.
(03:38):
Those are the major companies helping Bill Donald Trump's ballroom. Well,
that depends.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
When you say fight against them, do you mean bend
over and spread their cheeks?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
That's exactly I think all of them. They all did that.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
They're all just absolutely they're standing up and taking one
for the team figuratively and apparently literally. Yeah, I think so. Anyway,
we're live kids, it's Friday. It's a good day to
be alive. Works and you know there's some people that
just woke up and missed the first ninety minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Of the show. That is sad. I don't know if
they'll ever be able to get that back. That is
long gone. We sent it off into space now.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
No, it's actually on the Walton and Johnson's smartphone app.
Billy ed, we got an app. The Walton Johnson's smartphone
app is chock full of goodness. It's like, you know,
when you're out trick or treating and you get a
full size Snickers bar instead of the little fun size.
Is that the best or what that is the audio
equivalent of what the Walton and Johnson's smartphone app is.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Man, that app sounds great. I wish I could afford it.
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
That's the great thing about it, Billy ed. We don't
charge for it at all. Just like the radio show.
It is ad based revenue.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
But I'm trying to make a face like that reporter
doing the Obama construction. I just want to be so happy.
I'm crapping my pants. Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
But because it's a replay of the show, the advertising
is minimal. There's less of it than there is in
the live broadcast.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I see. So that's some way to sweeten the deal. Yeah, exactly.
It was free. I thought it would be sweet enough. Yeah,
now there's more. Now there is more. I've come up
with a brilliant idea, just another one of my million
dollar money making ideas, and I'm just gonna give it
away on the radio, because you know that's that's about
a million dollars to get you these days. Anyway, Okay,
(05:15):
what do you got? All Right, you're gonna love this.
You're gonna be slapping yourself on the forehead, going why
didn't I think of that? How come nobody thought about
before Billie, it hadfield thought of it. I was gonna
do that anyway, but that's because that's my kink. Oh really,
but con all right, as you know, not this coming weekend,
which is like you know tomorrow, but next weekend, we're
gonna fall back to regular time. We're gonna get away
(05:38):
from daylight, daylight saving. Yeah, saving, we were saving, we
were saving daylight. Now we're not gonna save it anymore.
We're just gonna go back to regular daylight. Okay, all right, Now,
people always freak out cause Saturday night, early Sunday morning,
before you go to bed, supposed to yank that clock
back an hour, just just yank it back. It was
it was midnight. Now all of a sudden it's eleven
(06:00):
o'clock again, and some people they don't care for it.
Here's why. Why it's too much all at one time,
it's too sudden. It's like a slap in the face.
Nobody wants that. They want gentle strokes of their face
like that should say soft and easy. So what we
do is well, at first soft and easy, then hard
and hardly. Absolutely, here's what we do, starting this coming Monday,
(06:24):
in just a few days, we move the clocks back
ten minutes every night before we go to bed, and
the next morning it's ten minutes earlier than it was,
and in six days we will have achieved what we
would have done with a full hour yank back. We
(06:46):
fade into regular time instead of just being jerked into it.
I don't know. Most Americans are used to getting yanked
in jerks really hard. Also, most Americans can't handle one
clock change. How are they going to deal with six
in a row.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
To Billyad's point, they'd only be ten minutes late that
one day. They didn't figure it out.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Unless we don't know who the idiots are, amen, Like
we all kind of suspected anyway, but this would be
sure proof she's right there.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Oh yeah, yeah, anyway to play that contact. Uh exciting news, guys,
Uh Ray Ray is home. He was on the roof.
Pet lover whose cat mistakingly traveled one hundred miles on
the roof of her car, recalls terrifying moment when she
realized he was there. That that's some serious claws on fire.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
How do you hang homeof? It's really impressive.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Actually, Margaret DeNardo, age forty three, doesn't have a man
in her life.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
But she's good. But she has a cat named Ray Ray.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Really right, This woman drove seventy miles per hour for
one hundred miles before.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Shew that cat wouldn't like glued to the roof or
tide down or something, because that that sounds hard to do.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Ray Ray was on top of their van when she
left home, and he miraculously stayed up there for one
hundred miles. They had driven from New Hampshire to New
York City. My god, this is so great.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Do you have a luggage rack on top or something
the cat could hold on to, because you know, regular
painted rooftops pretty sleek. Let me see if I can
figure that out for you. Was it a land doll?
That must have been a land doll? Let's see.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
One hundred and five miles into the trip, they stopped
off of Interstate eighty to get some gas and use
the bathroom. That's when they noticed there was a cat
on the roof. I was terrified, she said. I immediately
thought all the horrible things that kind of happened to him. Apparently,
as how, he managed to not fall off. She theorized
there was a fabric luggage carrier on the roof. That
(08:44):
was strapped down. Well, there you go.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I was right. He had to be hiding with it somehow.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
While she was understandably shaken up, she said, the feline
was completely unfazed. Here's what they don't tell you in
the news story that I would like to know. Okay,
you drove a hundred miles amazingly the cat survived. How
did journalists find out him? Did you call them?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Did you pick up the phone? These are things that
happened to a person in their private life. If you
did that, I would never know anything about it unless
you told me and told everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Does Rey Ray have a publicist? Why is this even?
I mean, I believe you. It's not that I don't
believe you, because it's not like middle aged, lonely cat
ladies would do something just to get attention.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Of course not.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
But at the same time, you really got to wonder,
how did that go from being a seemingly bizarre occurrence
in your mundane life to a national news story.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
What's this lady's name? I just closed it. Well, whoever
she is, I Won'll tell you this right now. Margaret. Margaret,
Margaret is not going to be able to handle our
six day time change. No, No, he loked cows until
he was thirteen years old. He came up from his
own bootstraps. He was not given a silver spoon. Walton
and Johnson Radio Network. Well, I'm sure glad I didn't
(09:56):
turn the microphone on early. Why there's there's some words
being used in the studio that chat not to be
on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
We were singing along to the music in the background.
But if this is the radio edit, so they put
a donkey sound in. Uh that was so, you know,
the real words weren't mother, right.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Thank you, You're welcome. Lisha suggested perhaps that story could
have been cat on a hot van roof. Oh that's
clever because instead of a hot tin roof, you're familiar.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
With that, right, Yeah, absolutely, that's that thing about Jews, right,
everything's about the Jews right nowadays. Yeah, hot teen roof, hot, Yeah,
hot van roof. We were talking about how we're one
of the only radio shows in America that's not obsessed
with defending Israel or blaming the Jews for everything, and
I think that makes us really unique.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, And.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I made that point, and then I noticed on social
media yesterday somebody was like, there's not a group of
people out there that blamed the Jews for.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Oh, really, have you never been the Internet? I guess not.
Do you want me to have you? Are you not
aware of what social media is like? People have other interests,
I guess, besides keeping up with what's going on in
the world. This is such a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
On Friday, November twenty first, me and Jesse Payton are
going to be performing in Bay Saint Louis.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh that does sound like a nightmare. No, no, mister ow.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
That's the same night that Queens of the Stone Age
are going to be at the Sanger Theater over there
in New Orleans.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
And you'd rather be at that show? Well, Clyte's face it.
Me and Jesse are pretty funny. But you know, why
do you agree to do a comedy show if you
already had tickets to a concert. I don't have tickets
to the concert. It's sold out. I just learned about it.
Bemoaning the fact that you won't go. You won't going
anyway because now it's you don't have tickets fear of
missing out. You know, if Kenny don't need tickets, fomo
(11:49):
are you a celebrity? He especially in the in the
you know the music in the media world. Kiddy, You
a celebrity man, You a fas all right, a face,
don't need ticket face, walk up to the door and
then go right this way, sir. You think syl vessel
salone have to buy a ticket to get into a show.
You think he have to wait in line to sit
down at a table at a restaurant. He walks up,
(12:12):
They see that face, They say, missile salon right this way, sir,
We have your table ready. That's you. That's what you
got to do. You don't need no damn ticket, See mister.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Oh you would think that because of how cool and
polite and handsome I am. But as it turns out,
often if I show up at a live entertainment event
and I explain who I am, they won't even let me.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Buy a ticket. Is that right? So you're not gonna
be able to sneak me in?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Probably not. No, that's a shame. I thought I had
a perfectly good I ain't going there.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Well, the good news is I can get you tickets
to go see me and Jesse Payton on Friday, November
twenty first in Base Saint Louis.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
That's that's good. News. Sure, Yeah, how close are you
going to be to the Slipper? Pretty close? I gotta
think you're gonna spend a little time at the Slipper. Oh,
we're definitely going there. Yeah. We love hanging out at
the Silver Slipper Casino. It's a cool place. You know.
That's what's great about being an American. It's a part
of it. Yeah, one of our favorite places to hang out.
I noticed in the New Orleans News. Uh, Forbes magazine.
(13:08):
I don't know if you keep up with that kind
of stuff, but always have these lists and things. Yeah,
and Forbes Magazine says, Gail Benson, you almost the Saints
and whatever the basketball team I know that is. They
say she's the most powerful woman in sports really, and
I have to disagree. Apparently Forbes Magazine has never seen Hannah.
(13:31):
Take a look at this beauty. That's a dude. That's
a no, no, that's Hannah.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
That's a man in a woman's swimsuit. Frankly, he looks
a little bit like the Mexican version of me.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yes, he kind of does.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
He's got the eyebrows and everything, but he's wearing women's clothing.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
That's a little weird. He goes by Hannah or Anna.
Either one is fine and turns out, uh she they
is that who the woman's record holder?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
No, hang on, that's if it was a ay them,
it wouldn't have any gendered clothing on.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Well, whatever it is one and holds the record in
the women's aquatics some kind of swimming thing, sure is
what it is. Well, somebody's pretty rude. They have suspended
Hannah for five years and revoked her his world titles
(14:24):
and records following their refusal to undergo sex of verification screening.
I think that's a fancy word for saying, drop your pants.
Let's take a look spread them. Yeah, holds two women's
world records in their age category. And now I know
you say, you look a little bit like this kid.
(14:47):
I don't know how old he she is, but you
may have started lifting too late in life, because I
don't think you're ever going to catch up with her
in her big, massive shoulder and trapezius and neck muscles
that she sporting. I don't see that growing on you
the way it did on her. Is this on the screen? Here?
(15:09):
Is this the same person? Are you looking at this person? Oh? No,
that's a different person because there's weightlifter.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
There's another story today about there's the Australian. The Minnesota
Supreme Court hit Minnesota. Yeah, Minnesota Supreme Court rules ban
on trans identifying male powerlifter from women's event is discrimination.
Of course, as you guys remember, there was this athlete's
name is J. C. Cooper is not was not allowed
(15:35):
to compete in US powerlifting in the state of Minnesota.
But apparently the Supreme Court stepped in and said, no,
let this guy compete against those women.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Now. I don't know if you guys know this.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
About me, but I I'm a huge advocate for women
in sports, and I don't think it's fair that this
guy who is competing in this event is willing to
take away the accolades.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
And that the government backs him up on it. That's terrible.
That is terrible. Back to this swimmer for a minute, Hannah.
It looks like they it dominated the women's forty five
to forty nine year category, so he's just backed your
same age. And here is a video of her, I
guess doing some training for swimming where she is squatting
(16:20):
with looks like three plates and maybe a little more.
Tell me this person's name again, Hannah or Anna Anna
called us. Is that that's the warner for age forty seven?
All right, and boy, look at her squad. Don't you
wish you were that powerful? Wow? How about that?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Refuse to undergo gender testing to qualify? That is just amazing.
And then it says up here blaming insurance. They're blaming
the insurance costs for this. What Yeah, they're blaming Hang on,
let me see if I can pull up that part
of the story here. Let's see transgender swimmer Anna called
US forty seven refuse the test because he claims the
requirement is not medically necessary. Chromosomal tests are invasion of
(17:00):
an expensive procedures. Call just said, my insurance refuses to
cover such a tust.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, that's the only reason. Oh my god, that's so awesome.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
It's just a dude in a women's swimming suit and
he is jacked.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Dude. Yeah, I mean these are these are serious. This
is bodybuilding style muscle. Look at the chest, the pectorals.
I'm sorry not you know, her chest, his chest. Well.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
At the same time, over here in Minnesota, the powerlifter
JC this is just a giant fat It's a giant
fat guy with a woman with a wig on. Uh huh,
And I mean we're talking bulky, big bulky. My favorite
thing about it. Do you notice the socks? The socks
are that they're like the Eastern colors of blue and pink,
which is the trans colors.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
They're nice pastels. So just to let everybody know, I
am a woman. He got a woman's.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Wig and some lady socks on, and put on some
training socks and did literally nothing else.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
How much weight is that? Because that doesn't look nearly
as heavy as it should for somebody that huge.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I think you might be looking at tranny doing the
clean jerk. I think is what that is?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Just standing there? Well, he might be waiting to do
the clean jerk. I'm not entirely start from the floor.
If you're waiting, it has to be one smooth pool.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Okay, Well, look that we all agree the clean jerk
is harder than it looks. I mean it looks like
it's easy, like anybody. Oh, the hardest one is the snatch.
It always has been, yeah, always will be, one hundred percent.
The snatch is hard to get. You know, I'm not
even gonna comment on that. Well, we're talking about powerlifting.
Why are you looking at us like he's never been
a fan of that particular move. Oh okay, I was
(18:33):
just wondering.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah. Uh, let's see.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Lebron James pulled into the NBA gambling scandal after friends
sold injury details to gambler.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
And like I said, early and I suppose he wouldn't
necessarily in on this. It's just that the people didn't
know him and play the game. They know he got
that you know what he got. He got that sky
Attica and is like hurt his back. Oh, I thought
that was the thing where you lose your hair. No, no,
that's a different thing. Okay, it's pronounced sciatic. I thought
(19:02):
it was alopecia. That's an different thing. That's Jojo Jolanda, Okay,
Joelanda Jona. We talk about who we're talking about Lebron. Oh,
that's why King James. Ye, he got a bad back
and he said to paying radiate down his leg, you know,
because that's the way the nerve run. Sure and the
thing he might have injured himself pretending that he was
(19:25):
injured when he did one of his famous flops. That's
kind of his thing. Yeah. Wow, that's like his power move.
Too many flops and now he actually hurt himself. Huh,
that's a shame.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
My move is I put my hand like this and
I kind of curl my fingers in like that.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah that works. Yeah, it gets him every time. How
would you know? Wait, what are we talking about? Neilia,
Missouri and the Missouri State Fair. I paid money to
see a fat, tattooed woman. Now I just go to Walmart,
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