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October 23, 2025 • 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
If he gets one more submarine, we all get a
free sandwich at subway.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Yeah, they give you a little punch card. I've always
enjoyed that.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Well, he's already hit nine the tenth ones. Free free
for everybody. That's a sweet deallects like if you know
the if the the guy on the baseball team steals
a base we all get to steal a taco.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Same kind of deal.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
So I guess what I'm asking is in three or
four years, are we going to suddenly realize Marco Rubio
is still a neokon douche.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Well, there there are a few of these politicians who
are weaving across the line back and forth, left right,
left right. I don't know what do you think the
future of Fetterman is going to be in the next
couple of years?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
How is he not?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Do you know what I'm looking at on my screen
right now?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I do not.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
People are gonna think we planned this. I was queuing
up a SoundBite I wanted to play with John Fetterman.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
It is he talking about the healthcare.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
No, it's John Fetterman saying he doesn't care if his
own party hates him.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Oh yeah, I mean you know, like I just said that,
I've just put that in my social like two million
Pennsylvanians depend on Snap for to helping feed themselves in
their family.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
The government shut down, and now.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
That's that's going to be suspended because our government is
shut down. I can't ever vote for that kind of
mass food insecurity like that.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
And now I also I'm going to be it's a
county excuse. I'm a country I'm a country over party guy.
I'm always going to vote to pay to pay our
military over the party. I'm always going to vote to
pay the Capitol police pos.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Right here, the point is he said he doesn't care.
And uh, here's another interesting SoundBite. It's if Federman was
on with Hannity last night and they surprisingly were getting
along great.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah, I don't know why, and I've always refused to
say that. And when then the Vice President Harris referred
to uh, President Trump as a fascist, and I knew
absolutely we lost the plot at that point. You know,
if you if you call the president or some one
like a fascist, you're effectively calling the people that are
going to vote for him, and then then they must

(02:05):
be fascist too, or they fort they excuse me, they
support fascism in those things.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Figured he got that all by himself, didn't he he's
a good boy.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
But I like Fetterman. Can we trade him for Nancy
Mace or here's the lind.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I was thinking of what I mentioned.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Of course, you know, the Democrats are blaming the Republicans
for the shutdown, and they say it's over the expiring
healthcare tax credits.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
So Fetterman let.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
This little truth slip out lay it down.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I would love to have a conversation about extending the
tax credits for healthcare. Absolutely, but I would remind everybody
this was designed by the Democrat Party to expire at
the end of the year. Was always the plan. This
is not something taken by the Republicans. They were designed
to expire. The tricky part about that they weren't planning

(02:57):
on Trump being president when they were going to expire.
That's the real difference in this. If if Kamala had
won or Biden had stuck.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Around, imagine betting on Biden to get reelected wouldn't be
a problem. The bet was you know, guys, by they
made this halfway through his Biden's only term. Imagine halfway
through thinking this is going great.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Oh sure, we got we should plan something for you know,
it'll expire in a couple of years.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
So when Biden gets reelected, because he will. Yeah, obviously
everybody's loving Biden. Things are just great right now, with
rapid inflation and multiple wars starting all over the world,
those wants not to love. Crime is spiking, and all
the public schools are suddenly filled with cross dressing weirdos
spending time with your prepubescent kids. I'm sure Biden gets
re elected. Of course, Americans are loving this. Who wouldn't

(03:44):
like this? Who wouldn't like weirdos with your kids all
the time. I guess the way they'd like to phrase
it is, we weren't really betting on Biden. We were
just betting against Trump. Who would ever vote for that
guy again? After you know what he did to the
government with that you know that you sawd January sixth, Right,
let's pretend, but let's pretend in an alternate universe that
Trump remained unpopular, that he never had the huge comeback,

(04:08):
the great story arc type that we witnessed. DeSantis would
still have been more likely to win than Kamala or Joe.
Oh hell, yeah, you know what I mean, who else
was in that race? Uh? The Indian guy? What was
his name?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh? I forgot all about him. Where's he been lately?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
I know he's running for Ohio, Ohio governor. That's not
making news much nationally.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Unrelated to politics for just a minute, but fascinating to me.
Did you ever watch Ghost Adventures? It's a reality show.
It's about exactly what it sounds like.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
You have watched Alien Earth?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
No, but I'm going somewhere I've heard that's good. Oh yeah,
who told you that? Well, he told you that two
weeks ago. No, my buddy Jack at the gym to
well Jack, Well, then it must be good.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Billy Ed said it.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
But but Jack, sure, dude, I got dude Jack right here.
Jack can squat five plates? Bro sounds like a good
He's a good old boy dude. He crushes it.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Man.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Anyway, five of the big wins are five of the
medium the big No, the big place, Yeah, dude, he
and and sometimes we'll joke will be like, what's ten plates?
Because it's five on both sides?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
But is four hundred pound? Come on, dude, that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Can you put a two and a half or on
each side and make it five.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Come on, who could squat five plates?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh? Man, that's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Five plates.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
I couldn't do that anymore, and not with the way
my knees off.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
I thought you said that you were packing the heat
this morning.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
What was that about. Oh, that wasn't the same thing
at all.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Okay, anyway, So they got this reality show called Ghost
Adventures and apparently wall they were filming. What does Jack
think about it? I mean, I adn't ask him yet.
I haven't seen him.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
So he's the he's the go to guy to find
out if it's any good. Right, Well, today he's going
to try to squat six plates. Then we'll ask him.
But so on the show, remember it's a reality show.
There's a guy on the show. The host name is
Aaron Goodwin. In real life, his wife was arrested for
concocting a murder for higher plot to kill him. Now,
if you're erin the host of the show and your producer,

(06:04):
do you keep that in the show or do you
omit it from the new season? I definitely keep that in,
he agreed. There's a clip.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Now video has been released from the new episode of
Ghost Adventures.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Best thing ever for him?

Speaker 3 (06:15):
The clip aired Wednesday on the Discovery Plush channel, which
I guess is the thing, and it captured Aaron staring
down at the phone in astonishment while filming inside an
abandoned mental hospital, because that's what the show is. And
he finds out you're in an abandoned mental hospital trying
to find ghosts and you don't. I don't know if
you find any. But while you're there, you find out
your wife hired a guy to try to murder you

(06:35):
and turn you into a ghost. Right. Yeah, the show
chose to limit the footage out of respect to Aaron,
but they kept it in the show good. Moments after
taking the call from the police, Goodwin learned that his wife, Victoria,
had been arrested on solicitation to commit murder and conspiracy
to commit murder charges for hiring a hit man. Now
it's not fair to erin, but I'm going to point

(06:56):
out something here jays anything about Aaron and his wife
and the photo I have on the screen here.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Uh, I noticed something. I don't know if I know
the same thing you noticed.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
What are you noticing, Billiot?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Well, he's like a goofball and she looked pretty good, Billiod.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
We're noticing the same thing. Okay, now I look as
a man of you know, average looks. I would say,
if you find there's a really really, really, really really
attractive woman who wants to marry you because you suddenly
became the star host and producer of a very profitable
reality TV series, don't be surprised later on when she
tries to get someone to murder you.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yea happen. You know, you have two options. Option A
is to stay with your wife or the rest of
your life. Option B B B B. I choose b.
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
A SoundBite of Hunter Biden getting offended by Donald Trump's
social media because like, who cares? But isn't it just
explaining it out loud? Isn't it ridiculous?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah? Yeah, something offended after Biden.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Bro, everybody on Twitter watched a video of you in
a unsory deprivation tank, smoking crack and pleasuring yourself, and
you think, like Donald Trump's AI generated videos are offensive.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Wasn't there some hooker's feet involved in part of that?
There was, yes, Okay, just making sure we saw the
same thing.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
There's an absurd amount of content on the Internet where
you are doing hard drugs and weird sex stuff. There
are photos of you with your flipping cousin where you're
mostly naked in a hotel room and you look like
you're tripping on acid with her, and she looks like
she's barely old enough to even leave the house without
adult supervision. And you're offended by Trump's AI generated videos

(08:39):
on his truth social account, a social media platform you
probably don't even use.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Do you realize how much fun Trump is having being president?
I mean, let's face it, he's getting a job done.
He's doing some good stuff. It's outraging Democrats though, and
that is delighting him.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Is free day.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
He the first term, you know, he didn't he was
never elected to a political office before.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
He really didn't kind of know what he was doing.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
So he tried to be nice to everybody, tried to
bring both sides together, and obviously that went right out
the window. This time around, he's having fun with it. Ay,
he knows this is it. I'm not going to be
doing this three more years. It's it if that, and
B he is just playing them like a like a

(09:26):
fiddle or a violin, probably a violin.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
People on social media were speculating about how funny. It
would be if after he's done in the winehouse, if
the eighty two year old Donald Trump were to go
run as governor of California.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
California, Yah, yeah, just straighten him out.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
That horrible, horrible woman is.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Running for governor of California right now. And of course
she if she wins, she'd be governor when Trump's done,
and he could run against her for reelection. Katie Porter
Parker Parker, Yeah, that's how I remember her name.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Well, you love her, you know, you're like a pig. Yeah,
she seems great to me.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
I know, before the show's over, you you don't want
to miss an opportunity congratulate our friend Kim Kardashian. She
is expanding her California compound.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
I mean, let's face it, three acres and a twenty
something million dollar home.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
That's enough room for somebody like Kim to really, you know,
spread out and make yourself at home. So she's buying
up the seven million dollar property right next door to
her mansion, and it is adjacent to the horse trails
there in California's Hidden Hills, which is very important to her.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
That's important to me too.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
She bought the house for twenty million back when she
was with Kanye. Ten years later, during the divorce, she
bought the house from Kanye in the divorce settlement, giving
him twenty three million dollars for the house and all
the contents it has been. It's been remodeled twice since

(11:07):
they bought it, so God only knows how much they've
actually spent on the house. Upwards of thirty million dollars,
I guess now. But she needs more room, so she's
gonna get the property next door, and by the way,
not her only home in California. When she likes to
spread out in another place, she goes to the seventy
million dollar Malibu beach house. Wow, good for you, Kim.

(11:32):
I'll bet she's not mad at her mom. Do you
think she's putting that video out? Do you think she
can make a good grilled cheese sandwich? A lot of
people don't.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
I have a friend and he has down syndrome, and
he makes the best grilled cheese sandwich you've ever had.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Did you make him do it or did he want to?

Speaker 3 (11:47):
No? He's like his thing, okay, and even sometimes he
brings him to parties.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
I'll try and stop him from doing it. That would
be my recommendation.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
I'm told that this is not uncommon in that community. Okay,
there's a lot of people, and so this report that
just came out immediately made me think about him. Seventy
five percent of people, courney to a new survey, can't
make a good grilled cheese sandwiched, almost three out of
four cornea. To a new survey, sixty one percent of
Americans say grilled cheese is their favorite sandwich, but seventy
five percent of them can't confidently do it. But I

(12:18):
I think I know more than one guy with Down
syndrome that makes the best grilled cheese sandwich you've ever had.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
You do get around in the down community, don't you.
I just find them to be nicer people. I enjoy
their company more than you know anyway.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
What you feel superior? What's your go to favorite welcome?

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah? I mean yeah, they're really nice guys, and even
they know that Liberals are nutjobs?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
What kind of cheese you put on your best grilled
cheese sandwich?

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Okay, so it's got to be three things have got
to be going on here?

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Would you do multiple cheese?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
It's got to be a three fur Yeah, not a
quadro from ours. No cheddar gouda and then what is it?
A ricotta? Or you could if you could substitute American ricotta. Yeah,
I want something real. Yeah, you want to melt it,
and I want something real, melty, just a little bit
of it.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Though, that's a complete swing and a miss strike. Three, Kinney,
you're out. You're gonna American in velvedo alvida obviously, no. Yeah,
and some American cheese if you want to double up,
that's the same thing. If you need more cheese than
just alvita, just slice off some more of velveta put
it in there. Now, do you add anything to it?
Some people, I'm a purist. I like this girl cheese same,

(13:18):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Some people like to put tomato an onion, and I'm
not against it. I've tried it that way. It's fine.
I just don't think it needs it. That's all.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Another way to go is cheddar and mozzarella. Now you
could do American cheddar in mozzarella. That makes more sense
that way. But my only point is, you know, you
got it's got to be a trifecta of cheese. If
you just have one cheese and I'm talking sharp cheddar,
not the mild stuff, super sharp. Oh my god, sharpist.
I almost forgot speaking of white trash food. Hey, John,
you got anything.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Don't forget?

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Boys and girls to eat it every day.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
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Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
the way to the end.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Does that mean we're going away never to be heard again?

Speaker 3 (14:01):
No, no, no, there will be a news show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you could find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog, links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
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Speaker 1 (14:20):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
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