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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Question, if illegal immigrants or immigrants in general, make our
country better by coming here, why didn't they improve their
own country and just stay in their own country?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Well, you know, that's a dang good question. If you
ask any of the politicians that have been telling you
how important it is to have them here.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I feel like if your home country, if you're you know,
your home country be a lot better. If having you
in the country made the country better?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What why you know?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, just basic logic here. Why'd you have to leave
in the first place? Wouldn't that country be amazing?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Nobody won't stay answer that question? No do They never do. No,
they just want to look at you like, well, you
ought not be a smart ass. How about that?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I think you're making the host country worse. And that's
not a coincidence that your old country sucks, right.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
That's no coincidence there.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, And that's why you don't want to be in
that country. It's not a good country.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Because you were there made it better by leaving?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, of course they didn't help us much, did they.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, actually, look at Boukeli and El Salvador. What's going
on in El Salvador right now? I don't know for
the first time in years. El Salvador is one of
the safest countries in the Western Hemisphere. It used to
be one of the most dangerous countries in the world.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
What happened.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
They arrested all the criminals, they put they put them
away in prison, and they kept them there. That's it,
that's all they did. All they did was the most basic,
obvious thing you could do for law enforcement, and it worked.
And weirdly enough, people are offended by that.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I can't I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You might in the near future actually want to go
to El Salvador on vacation. You bet you never thought
I'd say that before.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, after burning man, wouldn't that seem like a more
of a vacation. I wonder who has better food? Well,
it depends what did you bring to eat? Because you
said you didn't bring it, you don't have it in
the desert.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I brought a lot of stuff, granola bars and fruit
and stuff that was generally easy to travel with. And
you know, it was a camping food. That sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Didn't bring you like a grill and a propane tank
so you can cook some steaks. We had a little.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Kitchen in our camper, but we didn't use it much.
Other people cooked for us while we were there. Okay,
other people's cooking was fantastic. That's the way to go,
if you can get other people to cook for you.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I recommend this generally the case. I don't know if
you've ever made yourself a sandwich, and I can make
a really good I'm a good sandwich maker, But if
somebody else makes you a sandwich, it's just better. Why
is it? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I don't get it either, unless.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
They're really crappy sandwich makers. And then, of course you
you either need to get rid of them or teach
them how to make a good Two things I can
never understand.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
How is it that all black guys know how to
play bass guitar right as soon as they're born. And
how is it that all women are so good at
making sandwiches?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
It's just a gift, I guess.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Huh boy, you must be really excited today what with
Pumpkin spice Latte season now in full.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
It is official.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Almost as early as last year, The Pumpkin spice Latte
is back, and Duncan debuted it two weeks ago. It's
been back. Everybody's drinking pumpkin spice lattes again. Who knew
that in hot, muggy summer months like August or early September,
there'd be such a race to go out and release
this drink even though it's you know, even up north,
(03:12):
it's still hot, right right.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, I'd like fifty grams of sugar, fourteen grams of fat,
fifty grams of carbs, some caffeine, salt, diglycerides, and a
little pumpkin pure.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Please, one pumpkin spice latte, please pull forward?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well, problem, there's no pumpkin in there, Yes, for some
pumpkin pure. Ain't no pumpkin in the pumpkin spice?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
In't there any in there? I get?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I think it's all chemicals. I get supposedly recreate the
taste and smell of pumpkins.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I get pumpkin pure to Milton like a spoonful of
day because it's got it's got fiber. It helps him
with the digestive system a little too much. He gets diarrhea.
Not in if he gets diarrhea, it's a tightrope walk.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
So he gives you a little pumpkin spice back. Huh,
that's it right, that's not good. You do that, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
You give a little pumpkin puree to your little dick
over there occasionally. Richard, your dog is at his name
my pup? Yeah, your docs to my pooch?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
How's he doing?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Did you have a good labor, good fabulous time?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
As always, curious news this morning when we came to
work this morning. You guys are here a little early
and I but still at the early hour of say
six am, sure the news was reporting fifty two shot
in Chicago, seven dead. That number went to fifty four
(04:41):
couple hours later, and it's been updated again. Now we
are at fifty five. Did some of the people that
got shot over the weekend just not tell anybody for
a while. It went from fifty two to fifty five
in just a few hours.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Oh okay, So it's paperwork right sitting on a stack somewhere,
and they just needed a guy to come in Tuesday morning, and.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
So the cops didn't file the report in a timely fashion,
and so it had to be updated.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Well, remember there's journalists involved in this equation as well.
It's possible some of the news reporters just had and
check the facsimile machine.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yet yeah, blows. They busy. That's a lot of shooting
to wrap up.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, you know, it takes a long time to count
to fifty eight or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
That five yeah wow, Well, but it could be fifty
eight by the end of the day today.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, wait till later today. Yeah, and counting in general
is kind of hard. A poll found that if you're
under thirty, you probably suck at figuring out how clocks work.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Right, you saw this.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
A poll found that people under thirty have a hard
time understanding how to read an analog clock.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
They just see a you know, like a watch. Most
people just know what time it is from their phone.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Ninety five percent of baby boomers have no issue with
the analog clock, but when it comes to gen Z
the zoomers, they say it takes them a few sage
to figure out what time it is. They can't just
look at it and instantly.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
No beautiful that story about the shootings in Chicago, and
I'm assuming they do this on purpose at different websites.
It was back to back with this headline. Governor Pritsker
rejects Trump's offer we don't have a crime problem in Chicago. Yeah,
because Trump said, well, you know, we're working to make crime,
(06:28):
you know, less crime in Washington, d C. Why don't
we do the same thing for Chicago. And he's, oh, no,
they won't have it. My mom lives in the north
suburbs of Chicago. I can remember you probably remember this
as well. A few years back, two or three years ago.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I went to go visitor one weekend to attend a
funeral for a family member, Oh, a friend of the families,
doesn't matter. And while I was there, I watched the
local news and I looked at the news on my phone,
and then I looked at the local TV news and
the top news story I couldn't I couldn't understand this.
The top news story that evening was that there was
a hit and run somewhere in some intersection on the
(07:03):
northwest side of the city. Some cars somewhere drove in
the hit a bunch of cars and drove off. Oh no,
And I thought, oh, that's terrible. There must have been
this must have been a peaceful weekend in Chicago. No,
there were dozens of shootings that same weekend and locally
nothing about it in the news. No, because for the
white people that were watching the TV news, that didn't
(07:23):
happen in their neighborhood. They didn't care about it, right,
what happened in their neighborhood. A hit and run, a
hit and run in the middle of a big intersection.
There was some car that hit a bunch of cars
and drove off, And well that affected the white people
in the white part of town who watched the white news,
but for everyone else. And it occurred to me, mister.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oh, you're right. Well, I'm always right about what about racism?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Hell yeah, yeah, that was racist.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
It was all the blacks were getting shot at that weekend,
and all the Hispanics, Latinos, whatever you call them in
your town, they were getting shot at. But the whites
weren't affected by it, so they didn't even want to
hear about it. Now, if there was a mass shooting
at like a Fourth of July parade or something.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Up, well it'd be different. That'd be different. Yeah, yeah,
But Chicago people getting shot killed on the weekend. There's
an old, old news man. Why would you bring it up?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Why would you even bring it up?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Today is telephone Tuesday? But really is it everyday? Kind
of a telephone Tuesday? You me step away from the phone,
but it's real. Hey, put it down telephone Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I'm sorry, but this ends right now. Walton and Johnson
Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Here Woods, his son, Charlie Woods. Now he's making headlines
because he's a golfer and he's for golf.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, he's pretty good, apparently. How's he doing with the women?
That's a great question.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
No, no word yet on whether or not he's upset
any blonde skiers.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Or you watch them. That's all I'll take you.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I will say this. I know it didn't really matter,
but he really looks like a white kid. Not like
it matters, But I just don't think the media is
gonna love him the way they love Tiger Woods. Oh no,
you know that hurts. He doesn't look exotic enough, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Less complication or actually more complication. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Well, all that being said, he's here today because two
people had sex at some point, and I guess that's
not what Americans are doing right now.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
And you know what's said is those two people don't
get along anymore. Ain't that a shame? That is really sad? Uh.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Well, Americans are having a record low amount of sex,
even less than they did during the pandemic, according to
a new study led by researchers at the Institute for
Family Studies.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
If anything, I would have thought during the pandemic, not
really going anywhere doing anything else, more time for that.
But apparently people just kind of weren't in the mood. Well,
you just had that one person, you know, and you
had that mask, so supposed to take that off except
for SIPs and bites.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
This anti sex trend continues a downward shift and sexual
activity that has been worrying sociologists and psychologists for some
time now. It is being referred to as the sex
recession by researchers. The data on sex and intimacy and
the latest General Social Survey produced by the NRC at
the University of Chicago seems to tell us what we
(10:10):
all had wondered. These young people are just not fornicating
the way they used to.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
And do we know the calls of lack of sex
in America or the world really for that matter. I
know it's happening in places like Italy, Japan, the low
birth rates and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
While there are a number of decades long trends that
may be contributing to it. Declining marriage rates, cohabitation rates
also on the decline. Apparently we become so addicted to
our screens that we've normalized the experience of staring at them.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
You're starting to close in on it. Internet porn, you
think so. Internet porn has made sex just so not
a special thing anymore. It's just not that that's special,
you know, to see a naked woman or a naked man.
Back in the olden days, Oh, that didn't happen all
(11:02):
the time. And now you got to look away from
the screen or it'll just pop up in the middle
of a story.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
And because of Trump cracking down on immigration, combined with
the number of people that are not having sex right now,
for the first time ever, so called experts are predicting
there's going to be a decline in the national population
over the next decade.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Good, it's about time. Gonna be less people day, many
people everywhere I go. Seems like everybody wants to be
where I go. Did you see the line that was
a news story this weekend? The line to get in
like the Rocky Mountain National Park, But apparently all the
national parks it's just a string of cars no end
(11:42):
inside as far as the I can see, of people
trying to pull into and you know, at the National Parks,
not just anybody can get in. They got rules, they
got a certain number. Did you make a reservation? Don't
you love that? You drove for hours and hours on
vacation with the damn kids and everything, and then you
get up there and the guy in a smokey bear
(12:04):
hatch gonna tell you. He's like, Eh, I'm afraid we're
full up at the park today. Moves out front. Should
have told you to make a reservation online next time.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Boy, what you're telling me? It really blows my mind
because I was just told by someone that not enough
people are attending the National.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Parks Labor Day weekend. That's apparently when everybody decided to
change that.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I wonder, you know, if going to the national parks
is good for the country, right, If it's if it's
good for your health, should we offer some kind of
a tax credit or maybe a tax deduction for people
to write off a vacation to a national park.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I'm already doing that, aren't, aren't you? No, you're not,
it's not being offered. Oh well, who's gonna tell.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
What about this? What about a tax deduction for going
to a gym? What should we offer people a tax
deduction for trying to be healthier.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
You can't, supposedly, according to certain insurance carriers, get a
reduced rate in your insurance if you can prove that
you're you know, healthy and not just having a membership,
but actually show you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
You gotta go a few times a week.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And maybe even have your blood pressure taken, you know,
a time, or to check your vitals, make sure you're
doing something right.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
What do you think about that?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Offering some kind of tax deduction for people who work
out and go hiking in a park? Or is that too?
Does that sound too liberal?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I'll take it. I mean I would certain things I
can put up with. See, I would take it too
for two reasons. Number One, I do those things right,
you know, so I'd benefit from them. Number Two, have.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You seen people lately? Oh, that's the worst are they?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Have you looked at how fat these people are?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
People are just so fat. They're getting fatter all the time.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
How is it we came up with ozempic and all this,
a keto and Atkins and all the the yo yo
dieting and all this, there's still fat people everywhere I look,
all the time.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Have you been to a beach lately? Don't go. Oh,
but the the people that are healthy and in shape,
they stand out more than ever before. Yeah, when they
on the on the news, when the guy with the
microphone goes out and asks people a bunch of questions,
you know, tries to make them, you know, show you
just how stupid people are. Like you used to do,
you go out and yeah, well listen, they always like
(14:17):
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and you get to talk to women in teeny little
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Sure, But also you know there's a group of people
there and you're allowed to walk around with the microphone.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
You can't just show up at the mall. They'll kick
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I believe me. I've tried. I've been kicked out of
some pretty nice places in my life.
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Question, if illegal immigrants or immigrants in general, make our
country better by coming here, why didn't they improve their
own country and just stay in their own country?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Well, you know, that's a dang good question. If you
ask any of the politicians that have been telling you
how important it is to have them here.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I feel like if your home country, if you're you know,
your home country be a lot better. If having you
in the country made the country better?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What why you know?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, just basic logic here. Why'd you have to leave
in the first place? Wouldn't that country be amazing?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Nobody won't stay answer that question? No do They never do. No,
they just want to look at you like, well, you
ought not be a smart ass. How about that?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I think you're making the host country worse. And that's
not a coincidence that your old country sucks, right.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
That's no coincidence there.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, And that's why you don't want to be in
that country. It's not a good country.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Because you were there made it better by leaving?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, of course they didn't help us much, did they.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, actually, look at Boukeli and El Salvador. What's going
on in El Salvador right now? I don't know for
the first time in years. El Salvador is one of
the safest countries in the Western Hemisphere. It used to
be one of the most dangerous countries in the world.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
What happened.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
They arrested all the criminals, they put they put them
away in prison, and they kept them there. That's it,
that's all they did. All they did was the most basic,
obvious thing you could do for law enforcement, and it worked.
And weirdly enough, people are offended by that.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I can't I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You might in the near future actually want to go
to El Salvador on vacation. You bet you never thought
I'd say that before.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, after burning man, wouldn't that seem like a more
of a vacation. I wonder who has better food? Well,
it depends what did you bring to eat? Because you
said you didn't bring it, you don't have it in
the desert.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I brought a lot of stuff, granola bars and fruit
and stuff that was generally easy to travel with. And
you know, it was a camping food. That sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Didn't bring you like a grill and a propane tank
so you can cook some steaks. We had a little.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Kitchen in our camper, but we didn't use it much.
Other people cooked for us while we were there. Okay,
other people's cooking was fantastic. That's the way to go,
if you can get other people to cook for you.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I recommend this generally the case. I don't know if
you've ever made yourself a sandwich, and I can make
a really good I'm a good sandwich maker, But if
somebody else makes you a sandwich, it's just better. Why
is it? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I don't get it either, unless.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
They're really crappy sandwich makers. And then, of course you
you either need to get rid of them or teach
them how to make a good Two things I can
never understand.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
How is it that all black guys know how to
play bass guitar right as soon as they're born. And
how is it that all women are so good at
making sandwiches?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
It's just a gift, I guess.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Huh boy, you must be really excited today what with
Pumpkin spice Latte season now in full.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
It is official.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Almost as early as last year, The Pumpkin spice Latte
is back, and Duncan debuted it two weeks ago. It's
been back. Everybody's drinking pumpkin spice lattes again. Who knew
that in hot, muggy summer months like August or early September,
there'd be such a race to go out and release
this drink even though it's you know, even up north,
(03:12):
it's still hot, right right.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, I'd like fifty grams of sugar, fourteen grams of fat,
fifty grams of carbs, some caffeine, salt, diglycerides, and a
little pumpkin pure.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Please, one pumpkin spice latte, please pull forward?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well, problem, there's no pumpkin in there, Yes, for some
pumpkin pure. Ain't no pumpkin in the pumpkin spice?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
In't there any in there? I get?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I think it's all chemicals. I get supposedly recreate the
taste and smell of pumpkins.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I get pumpkin pure to Milton like a spoonful of
day because it's got it's got fiber. It helps him
with the digestive system a little too much. He gets diarrhea.
Not in if he gets diarrhea, it's a tightrope walk.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
So he gives you a little pumpkin spice back. Huh,
that's it right, that's not good. You do that, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
You give a little pumpkin puree to your little dick
over there occasionally. Richard, your dog is at his name
my pup? Yeah, your docs to my pooch?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
How's he doing?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Did you have a good labor, good fabulous time?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
As always, curious news this morning when we came to
work this morning. You guys are here a little early
and I but still at the early hour of say
six am, sure the news was reporting fifty two shot
in Chicago, seven dead. That number went to fifty four
(04:41):
couple hours later, and it's been updated again. Now we
are at fifty five. Did some of the people that
got shot over the weekend just not tell anybody for
a while. It went from fifty two to fifty five
in just a few hours.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Oh okay, So it's paperwork right sitting on a stack somewhere,
and they just needed a guy to come in Tuesday morning, and.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
So the cops didn't file the report in a timely fashion,
and so it had to be updated.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Well, remember there's journalists involved in this equation as well.
It's possible some of the news reporters just had and
check the facsimile machine.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yet yeah, blows. They busy. That's a lot of shooting
to wrap up.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, you know, it takes a long time to count
to fifty eight or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
That five yeah wow, Well, but it could be fifty
eight by the end of the day today.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, wait till later today. Yeah, and counting in general
is kind of hard. A poll found that if you're
under thirty, you probably suck at figuring out how clocks work.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Right, you saw this.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
A poll found that people under thirty have a hard
time understanding how to read an analog clock.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
They just see a you know, like a watch. Most
people just know what time it is from their phone.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Ninety five percent of baby boomers have no issue with
the analog clock, but when it comes to gen Z
the zoomers, they say it takes them a few sage
to figure out what time it is. They can't just
look at it and instantly.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
No beautiful that story about the shootings in Chicago, and
I'm assuming they do this on purpose at different websites.
It was back to back with this headline. Governor Pritsker
rejects Trump's offer we don't have a crime problem in Chicago. Yeah,
because Trump said, well, you know, we're working to make crime,
(06:28):
you know, less crime in Washington, d C. Why don't
we do the same thing for Chicago. And he's, oh, no,
they won't have it. My mom lives in the north
suburbs of Chicago. I can remember you probably remember this
as well. A few years back, two or three years ago.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I went to go visitor one weekend to attend a
funeral for a family member, Oh, a friend of the families,
doesn't matter. And while I was there, I watched the
local news and I looked at the news on my phone,
and then I looked at the local TV news and
the top news story I couldn't I couldn't understand this.
The top news story that evening was that there was
a hit and run somewhere in some intersection on the
(07:03):
northwest side of the city. Some cars somewhere drove in
the hit a bunch of cars and drove off. Oh no,
And I thought, oh, that's terrible. There must have been
this must have been a peaceful weekend in Chicago. No,
there were dozens of shootings that same weekend and locally
nothing about it in the news. No, because for the
white people that were watching the TV news, that didn't
(07:23):
happen in their neighborhood. They didn't care about it, right,
what happened in their neighborhood. A hit and run, a
hit and run in the middle of a big intersection.
There was some car that hit a bunch of cars
and drove off, And well that affected the white people
in the white part of town who watched the white news,
but for everyone else. And it occurred to me, mister.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oh, you're right. Well, I'm always right about what about racism?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Hell yeah, yeah, that was racist.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
It was all the blacks were getting shot at that weekend,
and all the Hispanics, Latinos, whatever you call them in
your town, they were getting shot at. But the whites
weren't affected by it, so they didn't even want to
hear about it. Now, if there was a mass shooting
at like a Fourth of July parade or something.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Up, well it'd be different. That'd be different. Yeah, yeah,
But Chicago people getting shot killed on the weekend. There's
an old, old news man. Why would you bring it up?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Why would you even bring it up?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Today is telephone Tuesday? But really is it everyday? Kind
of a telephone Tuesday? You me step away from the phone,
but it's real. Hey, put it down telephone Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I'm sorry, but this ends right now. Walton and Johnson
Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Here Woods, his son, Charlie Woods. Now he's making headlines
because he's a golfer and he's for golf.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, he's pretty good, apparently. How's he doing with the women?
That's a great question.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
No, no word yet on whether or not he's upset
any blonde skiers.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Or you watch them. That's all I'll take you.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I will say this. I know it didn't really matter,
but he really looks like a white kid. Not like
it matters, But I just don't think the media is
gonna love him the way they love Tiger Woods. Oh no,
you know that hurts. He doesn't look exotic enough, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Less complication or actually more complication. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Well, all that being said, he's here today because two
people had sex at some point, and I guess that's
not what Americans are doing right now.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
And you know what's said is those two people don't
get along anymore. Ain't that a shame? That is really sad? Uh.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Well, Americans are having a record low amount of sex,
even less than they did during the pandemic, according to
a new study led by researchers at the Institute for
Family Studies.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
If anything, I would have thought during the pandemic, not
really going anywhere doing anything else, more time for that.
But apparently people just kind of weren't in the mood. Well,
you just had that one person, you know, and you
had that mask, so supposed to take that off except
for SIPs and bites.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
This anti sex trend continues a downward shift and sexual
activity that has been worrying sociologists and psychologists for some
time now. It is being referred to as the sex
recession by researchers. The data on sex and intimacy and
the latest General Social Survey produced by the NRC at
the University of Chicago seems to tell us what we
(10:10):
all had wondered. These young people are just not fornicating
the way they used to.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
And do we know the calls of lack of sex
in America or the world really for that matter. I
know it's happening in places like Italy, Japan, the low
birth rates and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
While there are a number of decades long trends that
may be contributing to it. Declining marriage rates, cohabitation rates
also on the decline. Apparently we become so addicted to
our screens that we've normalized the experience of staring at them.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
You're starting to close in on it. Internet porn, you
think so. Internet porn has made sex just so not
a special thing anymore. It's just not that that's special,
you know, to see a naked woman or a naked man.
Back in the olden days, Oh, that didn't happen all
(11:02):
the time. And now you got to look away from
the screen or it'll just pop up in the middle
of a story.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
And because of Trump cracking down on immigration, combined with
the number of people that are not having sex right now,
for the first time ever, so called experts are predicting
there's going to be a decline in the national population
over the next decade.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Good, it's about time. Gonna be less people day, many
people everywhere I go. Seems like everybody wants to be
where I go. Did you see the line that was
a news story this weekend? The line to get in
like the Rocky Mountain National Park, But apparently all the
national parks it's just a string of cars no end
(11:42):
inside as far as the I can see, of people
trying to pull into and you know, at the National Parks,
not just anybody can get in. They got rules, they
got a certain number. Did you make a reservation? Don't
you love that? You drove for hours and hours on
vacation with the damn kids and everything, and then you
get up there and the guy in a smokey bear
(12:04):
hatch gonna tell you. He's like, Eh, I'm afraid we're
full up at the park today. Moves out front. Should
have told you to make a reservation online next time.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Boy, what you're telling me? It really blows my mind
because I was just told by someone that not enough
people are attending the National.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Parks Labor Day weekend. That's apparently when everybody decided to
change that.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I wonder, you know, if going to the national parks
is good for the country, right, If it's if it's
good for your health, should we offer some kind of
a tax credit or maybe a tax deduction for people
to write off a vacation to a national park.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I'm already doing that, aren't, aren't you? No, you're not,
it's not being offered. Oh well, who's gonna tell.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
What about this? What about a tax deduction for going
to a gym? What should we offer people a tax
deduction for trying to be healthier.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
You can't, supposedly, according to certain insurance carriers, get a
reduced rate in your insurance if you can prove that
you're you know, healthy and not just having a membership,
but actually show you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
You gotta go a few times a week.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And maybe even have your blood pressure taken, you know,
a time, or to check your vitals, make sure you're
doing something right.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
What do you think about that?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Offering some kind of tax deduction for people who work
out and go hiking in a park? Or is that too?
Does that sound too liberal?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I'll take it. I mean I would certain things I
can put up with. See, I would take it too
for two reasons. Number One, I do those things right,
you know, so I'd benefit from them. Number Two, have.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You seen people lately? Oh, that's the worst are they?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Have you looked at how fat these people are?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
People are just so fat. They're getting fatter all the time.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
How is it we came up with ozempic and all this,
a keto and Atkins and all the the yo yo
dieting and all this, there's still fat people everywhere I look,
all the time.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Have you been to a beach lately? Don't go. Oh,
but the the people that are healthy and in shape,
they stand out more than ever before. Yeah, when they
on the on the news, when the guy with the
microphone goes out and asks people a bunch of questions,
you know, tries to make them, you know, show you
just how stupid people are. Like you used to do,
you go out and yeah, well listen, they always like
(14:17):
to go to the beach, well in the summertime, especially
because you're allowed and you go out on the beach
and you get to talk to women in teeny little
bikinis and it doesn't look like you're just some some
lurch out there just checking them out. You're there to work.
That's smart right there.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Sure, But also you know there's a group of people
there and you're allowed to walk around with the microphone.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
You can't just show up at the mall. They'll kick
you out.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I believe me. I've tried. I've been kicked out of
some pretty nice places in my life.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I know you have.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, and some dumps you go without a doubt the dumps. Boy,
I gotta tell you, it feels good to be back
at work. I'm glad we weren't off work today.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Oh me too. I just I did not like having
that dang holiday lou boom out there. But now looks
like we can go for several weeks without a day off.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I feel the same way, you know. It feels good
to be back in this room with my brothers doing
the thing.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
We're the best at all. We should have a hug,
big group hug, Come out everybody.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Well, it's not get carried away after all, going just
doing the job I think was.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
More than enough here backaway slowly, Yeah, tell them it's
time to go.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
And the great news is if you didn't get enough
Walton Johnson this morning, we'll be back today from three
to four pm for an afternoon broadcast, Dad huh, and
then back here again tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
If you don't get that afternoon broadcast, you can get
it if you have the app.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
You know that app. The price is right, And sometime
in the next twenty four hours we're going to be
offering for sale tickets to our operation, Comedy Therapy twenty
twenty five, coming up on Sunday, October fifth, a little
more than a month away, featuring Chad Prather, Jesse Payton,
Kenny Webster, Steve Johnson, Billy at Hatfield, and that's it.
Nobody else is invited.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Nope. Now, well, I mean you know you're invited because
you're obviously favorite listener.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Obviously the radio listeners and yeah, but no, not even
other people in this room.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Sorry mister oh we uh yeah, I'm busy anyway.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Drew Straws, and you just weren't on the list.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Imagine that.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Now tomorrow we're going to talk about the mc lobster
available very soon at uh you know you'd eat that
right lobster served it.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
That's all I ever wanted.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
At McDonald's, I'm assuming, yeah, alutely absolutely, Yeah, So stick
around for that and in the meantime, Johnny you got anything.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Don't forget boys and every day.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Hey again, you've reached the end of the Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
the way to the end.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow,
oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you could find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we reply yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal. Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store. Oh yes,
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