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Speaker 1 (00:02):
We're people coming here and they use the studio when
we're not here. What do they do? Just smash every
button on the I think so.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm not sure they even do anything that is broadcast
on the radio. I think just come in here and
play with her switches and buttons and lights and move
things around.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's so frustrating, I know, And it isn't really Folst.
Keep you on your toes. You know. You don't come
in here and just get lazy and say everything's just
the way I left it.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
You got to have your.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Brain firing on all cylinder son, look around you, what's changed?
Fix it?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Put it back.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
See that challenges you to wake up this early in
the morning and start thinking.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I mean, I'm always thinking, Billy, what I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Thinking about breakfast, about going back home, going to bed.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
No.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I like being here, you know, I like being especially
this time of the morning, best time of the day
to get up. Like you know, if you're out by
the river or the lake or something, you.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Make your hot cup of coffee, stroll out there and
park yourself on.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
A log or a lawn chair or whatever.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
And just enjoy the fact that all the annoying people
are still asleep.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
You just have a log laying on its side somewhere
that you can go sit on, or if you're out
by the river or the lake, you would Yeah, I
guess that makes sense. By the river, yeah, not in
your yard though.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Mostly I'm just happy that not a lot of people
are annoying me at that moment.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I don't know. I like people, Billy.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I know you do, and you'll grow out of that
as you get a little older. I like watching people.
People are interesting to watch at the airport or the mall,
just hanging out looking at people being weird.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You like watching spider monkeys? You good with that.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I am generally pro spider monkey if they're not attacking
me and clawing my eyes out. What's the context?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Well, South Carolina, little town over there in South Carolina
found out about a spider monkey. It was on the
loose running through town. So Casey Hill, she's the town
clerk in u Tallville, looks like, said she was helping
out over at the Crappie Festival, which sounds like a
good time. This past weekend, she heard rumors about a
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monkey was running through her town, and so she called
the mayor. I got the mayor and his wife Laura.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
The three of them headed over to the area last
reported of a monkey sighting by the Toral restaurant, you see,
And sure enough, there was a monkey hanging on the
back of somebody's car, just standing on a bumper, holding
onto that back windshield wiper that nobody seems to ever use.
So this monkey was was, you know, walking around, running around,
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dragging the leash that was around her neck. And then
she headed over to the First National Bank.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
And so the mayor and the clerk, you know, they
all followed closely, and you could tell she was scared.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
People were hollering at her and stuff. The monkey not
a town.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, and so uh, miss Casey there she decided to
try an experiment and she put a hot cup of
coffee on the ground, took the lid off so the
you know, the aroma and the steam could escape, and
she she stepped back.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Sure enough.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I don't know if it was because the monkey like
coffee or they're just curious. Came over to investigate the beverage,
and Miss Hill just reached out with her foot and
stepped on the leash.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Hmm. They called the monkey that way, see, and that
makes perfect sound. A woman showed up shortly thereafter claimed
the monkey is her pet. That was Ava the monkey,
spider monkey, you know, and.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Today of I respond to the name. Apparently you know.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
She she walked right up and said, yeah, it's my monkey.
She just you know, ran off. So she was reunited
with her monkey. And they said, you know, did spank
her monkey? I think she did because they are required
to be registered in the state. If she wasn't registered,
she wouldn't be able to prove that was her monkey,
and she she did, so all it ends well, happy happy.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Look, I'm against government monkey registrianes because you know, when
you start doing that, that's when they.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Come for your monkeys, Ain't that the truth. I don't
like that.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
They want to register them like your guns, so they'll
know what you've got. I got a constitutional right to
own a monkey, and you kill kick you Dorian for
grabbing your monkey. I hate that. I don't need that
mean neither. I don't even like when the doctor does it.
Not really all right. So there's this guy running for
Congress in Houston and his name is Isaiah Martin and
he wants to replace Shila Jackson Lee. So what he
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has done is. He has gone out and told people
that he was a very important senior advisor to the
late Congresswoman Sheila Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Now here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, former staffers, people that knew Shila Jackson Lee, nobody
knows him. They all claim he's just making it up.
They're like, no, I didn't give her any advice. Who
this guy is? As so he's got this post on
social media. He's got her name in his bio on
social media. He also claims, do you remember there was
a guy during the congressional redistricting state legislator hearings who
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got arrested.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Maybe you didn't know that. Probably not.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
This black guy shout up to this is the same guy,
shut up Isaiah here.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, And so they arrested him. This was months ago,
and they took him to jail. And he claims that
while he was in jail, he hosted a town hall
with the inmates and he asked him what are you
most concerned about in the upcoming election, and they told
him child care. And now there's no video of any
of this happening. Obviously, we only know this because he
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tweeted about it. Now, just amazingly enough, childcare is the
very thing that Lena Hidalgo and Zorhan Mom Donnie and
AOC and all the other national progressives have been saying
the government needs to get more involved in. Isn't that
amazing that the inmates in jail knew the exact thing
that the progressive political consultants have been advising their candidates on.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
And shouldn't you be a little suspicious of a Democrat
telling you they're concerned about childcare when their childcare means
brainwashing him in school until you convinced them to cut
off their doodads.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Right, there's that too. Now, what I'm about to say
is going to sound a little racist, but it's only
because it is.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
But it's only a little racist, right, It's not like
a lot racist. All Right.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
If you were in a jail in a big city Austin, Texas,
for example, and there were a bunch of young men
there who just got arrested, and you asked them what
they were worried about, do you think they would say
child's care?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Do you think they would know?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Well, you know, if there's one thing I'm worried about,
it's who's going to watch my children?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, I don't think that's number one priority on their mind.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I guarantee it's not.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
It wouldn't be on mine if I was in prison. No,
you know what I'd be most concerned about probably getting
out of prison. I would think maybe some, But while
I'm in there, I think, you know what, I'd be
concerned about, not getting raped or quality of the food. Wait,
rap raped? What isn't that a thing in twil that happens. Yeah,
I mean I've heard and we like to say sodomy.
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It sounds less, uh, you know, aggressive. I don't think
they call it that though. No, I don't think they did.
Do you think when they're in jail, like I hope
I don't get sight of me? Or do you think
they're standing aroundomized, standing around saying you know, it's gonna
you know what I hate about jail. It's standing here
and then you get a good raping. Well, no, it's.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Probably, like I said, the quality of the food. You
gotta worry about that, you know. Then some prisons actually
are kind of proud of the fact that there's two
or three, you know, chefs that have been arrested for
whatever crime they committed and now.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
They're in prison.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
So it was like, well, the warden says, well, I
put them to work in the old prison kitchen and
let the chefs do the thing. Maybe the prisoners get
to eat good. Maybe that chef just cooks for the
warden and the corrections officers.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I don't know. You ever been arrested billion technically? No? No, see,
what's the same. I've been detained.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I've never been in jail long enough to have to
like eat food or put on clothes or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I've been there for sure.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
They never made you strip down, searched you, looked inside
every little cracking crab, and then slapped you in some
kind of orange jumpsuit that didn't fit and gave you
flip flops. No, I never had the flip flops of
the orange jumpsuit. I've been in a holding cell. I
had them take my shoelaces. They didn't want me to
use them as a weapon. And I got to tell you,
when they took my shoelaces, my first thought was, I
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can use.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Those as a weapon.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Who knew I've been walking around with shoelaces this whole time,
not realizing I was a danger to society. That's right again,
always could have just gone off with those shoelaces, I say,
I was almost kind of impressed with myself even though
nothing happened. Wait, you're telling me I can kill with
shoelace me, Wow, I must be pretty badass. What am
I magiver or something? I went home, I looked at
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myself in the mirror. I should have been, you know,
I should have had anxiety about getting arrested for being
at an underage drinking party.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
But all I could think about was what a badass
I was.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Well, if you take both shoelaces and you start, uh,
what's that what's that thing called where you twist them
together like braiding them?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
No, no, no, no, no no no. You just start
them together, and then halfway along the length of the
shoelaces there you create a small pouch. See about that
bigger round, and then what you can do there? I'm
sure you've heard the story of David and Goliath. You
have just whipped yourself up a slingshot which you can
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trol over your head with a rock in the in
the pouch. Let it loose, and you can kill people
with that. Really, yeah, that's why. And also you could
probably try to hang yourself with your shoelaces. But that's
that's up to you. I'm not suggesting that. Well, I'm
sure we all agree that that's what happened to Epstein.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Right right light, It's gonna be great.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy the greatest show on Earth,
the ego on you Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
It's not a big deal.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
But during commercial break, I do a public service. I
fact check liberals on social media.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
And have you have you found all their facts to
be perfectly in line and they're just straight shooters, all
of them.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
All. Right, let's start with this. There's this guy named
Chris Mowory. He's a young Gen Z social media influencer.
He's pretty big on social media by social media standards,
and he was at this big protest yesterday Michigan Avenue, Chicago, Illinois.
Laura Ingram, the Fox News personality, says that paid agitators
with microphones are out smearing Ice and they're being paid
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for it.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Well, one of the reasons is because these Ice guys
seem to have a really bug up their book about
these illegal aliens. They seem to be singling out these
illegal aliens and calls some trouble with them, and that's
just that just seems wrong, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
So this guy named Chris Mawory replies to Laura on
joke there, I know, I get it, but I was
in them.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
But your did you know it? Did you know it?
Billy Had?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
We like, I need to explain it because you you
sat there looking at me like.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Hu, No, I loved your joke. I was just in
the middle of explaining on this guy, Chris, can you
still explain it? Or did I end it? Just ruin it?
Billy Had, I'm trying. You're not letting me, don't. I
don't feel like you're trying that, hord Or. I would
know the story about. Now remember your joke that interrupted
the explanation.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
What were we talking about? All right, let's start over.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
So here's a big protest on Michigan Avenue in Chicago.
Thank you, And Laura Ingram says that these people are
being paid to protest ice and so Chris Mawory on
ex replies and he goes, Laura, I was on Michigan
Avenue last night walking with people from my community. I
live here. I'm not paid to do this. Go f yourself.
And Chris Mawory is a big following on social media.
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Now here's the thing. All these people are being paid,
it's true, but Chris Mawory especially, he has a company
called Palette Media. Palette Media gets paid by the Democrat Party.
There are FEC filings proving it. Wired Magazine did an
investigation saying he gets eight thousand dollars a month. There
are Reddit groups proving DNC paid him. There's this was
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he was exposed by other talk show hosts. And I
just can't understand in a day and age where you
can get paid to tweet all day, how anybody with
a lot of tweets would you know followers would have
the audacity to suggest they're not getting paid to do
their political activism. Technically, even Twitter's paying.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Him to do this.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Is there a moment where I could slip a word in, Well,
that's the explanation.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Okay, No, you don't have an explanation. You are not sure.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
You just said you don't understand why he would say
he's not being paid. All right, tell us, Belly, I'll
tell you why. All right, he's from there. He threw
this one is for free, you know, when it goes
to the other cities and stirs up trouble. He's getting paid,
but he threw a freebie for his hometown. That's just
a good guy right there.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
All right, there's like you go around, you know, you
cut your yard, and then the old lady next door
who doesn't have a loanmower, you you throw a freebie.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
It's all the same thing.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
He didn't get paid just that one day, okay, but
then the second he wrote a tweet about it that
got twenty two thousand views. X will now pay him
to talk about it. So now he's paid to be there,
just by saying he wasn't paid to be there. The
other option is you're calling him a liar. Yes, that
was how the segment started. I said, I'm fact checking
these people. Oh my god, can he remember five minutes ago?
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Can this guy? Uh, you know, like he can come
down here and just give you an ass whooping. Well,
I've seen him before. I'm a lot bigger than this.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Oh so you're you're comfortable mouth and off because you know,
as a bully, you've selected a weak opponent.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I got you, I got you.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Hey, don't blame you. Yeah, you want to win, you
want a victory. That's the that's a good thing there.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I am very good at bullying bullies. That's what I'm
the bully of the bullies. It's what I do. If
you're a bully and I don't like you, I'm gonna
bully you back.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
So if they arrest these illegal immigrants and they send
them back to Mexico, if some of them were from there,
how awful must Mexico be? But and I'm not saying
that because I think it's awful, but apparently the people
that are here from.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Mexico think it's awful.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Like Elicia carbaj Perez, who's that you haven't heard of
Alicio no Taras. He's a forty two year old illegal
immigrant who has just recently, in a Louisiana courtroom, pleaded
guilty to child rape.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Child rape's pretty bad.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Trial was set to get underway for Signor Perez of Mexico.
They had the jury all picked and seated, and he
looked around the courtroom and suddenly he realized.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
They this is going to go good for me.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
If he was found guilty, I guess they would have
deported him back to Mexico. But instead he pleaded guilty
of the charges at the last second, right before the
jury could start here in the case, and he said
he did not want the trial to continue and he
wanted to be sentenced for his crime and stay in
American prison. That's how bad Mexico is. He didn't want
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to go back. He'd rather be in in America. You
know what this does to society, besides obviously endangering us,
it creates this false impression in our society that everybody
from that country is a rapist.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
And here's why I say that.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
When there's a rapist in that country and they're fleeing
from the law, and they always come here and our
government never does anything about stopping them from coming into
the country, it kind of creates this false oppression to
the average American that all these Mexican migrants are just
rapist all the time. Exactly, Liberal Democrats are responsible for that.
If you think that Mexicans are all rapists, it's the
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Democrat's fault for letting all the rapists from Mexico into
our country.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Well, the judge said, now that you pleaded guilty, we'll
go ahead and get right to your sentence. And how
about four a concurrent thirty five year prison terms for
child rape.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
By law, he is ineligible for parole. So that's thirty
five plus the forty two that he's already lived. He'd
be seventy seven when he gets out. And then they
still plan to deport him back to Mexico. That that'd
be that right, But I you know, I guess he
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just didn't want to sit there and waste all that
time on a trial just be found guilty anyway.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Hmmm.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
The two children that he raped were apparently in the courtroom.
I don't know if it's because they were preparing to
testify or what, and said, uh, of course made them
very happy to hear him admit what he did to them.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Really wow, just like that. And then when he goes
back to Mexico, what did they do? Make him governor
or some state or.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
He'll be seventy something years old, and you know, it'll
be thirty five years from now. We don't know how
the world has changed by then. I don't know Mexico
still be the Mexico.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
No, it'll probably be called Coca Cola presents Mexico only, yeah,
be called Nike's Coca Cola or whatever, FIFA's Mexico or oh,
I forgot to know, you got mail.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Effectly for you, even though it's addressed to all of
us at the Walter Johnson show, I'm not being served,
am I? No, no, no, It says I was on
the floor of the Nine Inch Nails concert in Houston,
and I saw Kenny rockin the f out. He sure
loves nine inch Nails. And he's been plugging the Tron movie,
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which nine Inch Nails soundtrack apparently, and today is Tron Day.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Yeah, the new movie is available. People could finally watch
it Friday. I guess that that's when the movie come out.
He also said, did you happen to get your tickets
for New Orleans yet?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
For New Orleans nine Inch Nails concert.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I guess that's probably the only thing he's talking about here.
He said, I couldn't get the floor on this one,
but I'll be there. I do want to go look
for your your buddy, uh Butler, He'll he'll be looking
for you.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Let's see what day of the week.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Is that, Uh, the second of the fifth of February.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Is that a pretty good way He's off fair February.
That's a Thursday night. Yeah, I'm not going out to
school night. I kind of go out on weekend nights.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Guys. I can't be out on a school night.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
That's insane unless you took the next day off, which
you know, people will probably be upset with you, especially
now that we've already explained what we'd be doing. So yeah,
I probably won't be there, but I will say this,
I didn't even know there was a Tron movie until
I found out about the soundtrack.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
And I'm still not really that interested in the movie,
but it's one of the best soundtracks I've ever listened to.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I can't stop listening to it. This is going to
go to the movie.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
When the lights go out, shut your eyes, and then
just listen to the music.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Tron is kind of famous for that.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
The movie's okay, the special effects are great, the storylines meh,
and the music kicks ass. That's all the movies have
been like that in the past. They're famous for that.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Oh boy.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Anyway, what you know like sci fi? Yeah, it's okay. Yeah,
Just you know that nine inch Nails things. That's a
younger man's show belly. Yeah, they've been around since the
late eighties. It's bands like forty years old at this point.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
How young.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I have a friend New's a journalist at the Chronicle,
and he asked me what I was doing that weekend
of the show. I said, I'm going to nine inch now.
So he says, what's that. I was like, Well, they've
had dozens of radio there you go, I ain't only one. No,
he's younger than me, is my point. It's I think
it's an old guy's band at this point, it's for
middle aged soccer dads.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I guess I'm a little in between or out of
that circle of of the of trust.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
There's it's for the edgyous guy at the Little League
parents coffee mixer.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
By the way, we have a question here. I don't
know who.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
John asked the question in the app he emailed us said,
is there a reward posted yet for that serial killer
over there by yours radio station? My kids can kill
off two boxes of a Captain Crunch in one sitting.
So you know, I'm just saying, need a need a
little help financially if if I was to turn in
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a serial killer.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
See ever since people started to suspect that it was
a serial killer throwing pedophile's dead body into the creek
and then suggesting that it was one of us that
were doing it, and now there's talk of people getting money.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
You're not gonna get paid. We didn't. We didn't do it.
You can't hand us in.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
You feel like somebody's trying to force their way in here.
I don't like that at all.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, it feels like I'm in a holding. So you
two comedians in here missed the joke. What
We're people coming here and they use the studio when
we're not here. What do they do? Just smash every
button on the I think so.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm not sure they even do anything that is broadcast
on the radio. I think just come in here and
play with her switches and buttons and lights and move
things around.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's so frustrating, I know, And it isn't really Folst.
Keep you on your toes. You know. You don't come
in here and just get lazy and say everything's just
the way I left it.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
You got to have your.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Brain firing on all cylinder son, look around you, what's changed?
Fix it?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Put it back.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
See that challenges you to wake up this early in
the morning and start thinking.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I mean, I'm always thinking, Billy, what I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Thinking about breakfast, about going back home, going to bed.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
No.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I like being here, you know, I like being especially
this time of the morning, best time of the day
to get up. Like you know, if you're out by
the river or the lake or something, you.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Make your hot cup of coffee, stroll out there and
park yourself on.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
A log or a lawn chair or whatever.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
And just enjoy the fact that all the annoying people
are still asleep.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
You just have a log laying on its side somewhere
that you can go sit on, or if you're out
by the river or the lake, you would Yeah, I
guess that makes sense. By the river, yeah, not in
your yard though.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Mostly I'm just happy that not a lot of people
are annoying me at that moment.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I don't know. I like people, Billy.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I know you do, and you'll grow out of that
as you get a little older. I like watching people.
People are interesting to watch at the airport or the mall,
just hanging out looking at people being weird.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You like watching spider monkeys? You good with that.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I am generally pro spider monkey if they're not attacking
me and clawing my eyes out. What's the context?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Well, South Carolina, little town over there in South Carolina
found out about a spider monkey. It was on the
loose running through town. So Casey Hill, she's the town
clerk in u Tallville, looks like, said she was helping
out over at the Crappie Festival, which sounds like a
good time. This past weekend, she heard rumors about a
(01:59):
monkey was running through her town, and so she called
the mayor. I got the mayor and his wife Laura.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
The three of them headed over to the area last
reported of a monkey sighting by the Toral restaurant, you see,
And sure enough, there was a monkey hanging on the
back of somebody's car, just standing on a bumper, holding
onto that back windshield wiper that nobody seems to ever use.
So this monkey was was, you know, walking around, running around,
(02:28):
dragging the leash that was around her neck. And then
she headed over to the First National Bank.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
And so the mayor and the clerk, you know, they
all followed closely, and you could tell she was scared.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
People were hollering at her and stuff. The monkey not
a town.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, and so uh, miss Casey there she decided to
try an experiment and she put a hot cup of
coffee on the ground, took the lid off so the
you know, the aroma and the steam could escape, and
she she stepped back.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Sure enough.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I don't know if it was because the monkey like
coffee or they're just curious. Came over to investigate the beverage,
and Miss Hill just reached out with her foot and
stepped on the leash.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Hmm. They called the monkey that way, see, and that
makes perfect sound. A woman showed up shortly thereafter claimed
the monkey is her pet. That was Ava the monkey,
spider monkey, you know, and.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Today of I respond to the name. Apparently you know.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
She she walked right up and said, yeah, it's my monkey.
She just you know, ran off. So she was reunited
with her monkey. And they said, you know, did spank
her monkey? I think she did because they are required
to be registered in the state. If she wasn't registered,
she wouldn't be able to prove that was her monkey,
and she she did, so all it ends well, happy happy.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Look, I'm against government monkey registrianes because you know, when
you start doing that, that's when they.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Come for your monkeys, Ain't that the truth. I don't
like that.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
They want to register them like your guns, so they'll
know what you've got. I got a constitutional right to
own a monkey, and you kill kick you Dorian for
grabbing your monkey. I hate that. I don't need that
mean neither. I don't even like when the doctor does it.
Not really all right. So there's this guy running for
Congress in Houston and his name is Isaiah Martin and
he wants to replace Shila Jackson Lee. So what he
(04:20):
has done is. He has gone out and told people
that he was a very important senior advisor to the
late Congresswoman Sheila Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Now here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, former staffers, people that knew Shila Jackson Lee, nobody
knows him. They all claim he's just making it up.
They're like, no, I didn't give her any advice. Who
this guy is? As so he's got this post on
social media. He's got her name in his bio on
social media. He also claims, do you remember there was
a guy during the congressional redistricting state legislator hearings who
(04:53):
got arrested.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Maybe you didn't know that. Probably not.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
This black guy shout up to this is the same guy,
shut up Isaiah here.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, And so they arrested him. This was months ago,
and they took him to jail. And he claims that
while he was in jail, he hosted a town hall
with the inmates and he asked him what are you
most concerned about in the upcoming election, and they told
him child care. And now there's no video of any
of this happening. Obviously, we only know this because he
(05:22):
tweeted about it. Now, just amazingly enough, childcare is the
very thing that Lena Hidalgo and Zorhan Mom Donnie and
AOC and all the other national progressives have been saying
the government needs to get more involved in. Isn't that
amazing that the inmates in jail knew the exact thing
that the progressive political consultants have been advising their candidates on.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
And shouldn't you be a little suspicious of a Democrat
telling you they're concerned about childcare when their childcare means
brainwashing him in school until you convinced them to cut
off their doodads.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Right, there's that too. Now, what I'm about to say
is going to sound a little racist, but it's only
because it is.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
But it's only a little racist, right, It's not like
a lot racist. All Right.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
If you were in a jail in a big city Austin, Texas,
for example, and there were a bunch of young men
there who just got arrested, and you asked them what
they were worried about, do you think they would say
child's care?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Do you think they would know?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Well, you know, if there's one thing I'm worried about,
it's who's going to watch my children?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, I don't think that's number one priority on their mind.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I guarantee it's not.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
It wouldn't be on mine if I was in prison. No,
you know what I'd be most concerned about probably getting
out of prison. I would think maybe some, But while
I'm in there, I think, you know what, I'd be
concerned about, not getting raped or quality of the food. Wait,
rap raped? What isn't that a thing in twil that happens. Yeah,
I mean I've heard and we like to say sodomy.
(06:51):
It sounds less, uh, you know, aggressive. I don't think
they call it that though. No, I don't think they did.
Do you think when they're in jail, like I hope
I don't get sight of me? Or do you think
they're standing aroundomized, standing around saying you know, it's gonna
you know what I hate about jail. It's standing here
and then you get a good raping. Well, no, it's.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Probably, like I said, the quality of the food. You
gotta worry about that, you know. Then some prisons actually
are kind of proud of the fact that there's two
or three, you know, chefs that have been arrested for
whatever crime they committed and now.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
They're in prison.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
So it was like, well, the warden says, well, I
put them to work in the old prison kitchen and
let the chefs do the thing. Maybe the prisoners get
to eat good. Maybe that chef just cooks for the
warden and the corrections officers.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I don't know. You ever been arrested billion technically? No? No, see,
what's the same. I've been detained.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I've never been in jail long enough to have to
like eat food or put on clothes or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I've been there for sure.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
They never made you strip down, searched you, looked inside
every little cracking crab, and then slapped you in some
kind of orange jumpsuit that didn't fit and gave you
flip flops. No, I never had the flip flops of
the orange jumpsuit. I've been in a holding cell. I
had them take my shoelaces. They didn't want me to
use them as a weapon. And I got to tell you,
when they took my shoelaces, my first thought was, I
(08:16):
can use.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Those as a weapon.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Who knew I've been walking around with shoelaces this whole time,
not realizing I was a danger to society. That's right again,
always could have just gone off with those shoelaces, I say,
I was almost kind of impressed with myself even though
nothing happened. Wait, you're telling me I can kill with
shoelace me, Wow, I must be pretty badass. What am
I magiver or something? I went home, I looked at
(08:41):
myself in the mirror. I should have been, you know,
I should have had anxiety about getting arrested for being
at an underage drinking party.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
But all I could think about was what a badass
I was.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Well, if you take both shoelaces and you start, uh,
what's that what's that thing called where you twist them
together like braiding them?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
No, no, no, no, no no no. You just start
them together, and then halfway along the length of the
shoelaces there you create a small pouch. See about that
bigger round, and then what you can do there? I'm
sure you've heard the story of David and Goliath. You
have just whipped yourself up a slingshot which you can
(09:17):
trol over your head with a rock in the in
the pouch. Let it loose, and you can kill people
with that. Really, yeah, that's why. And also you could
probably try to hang yourself with your shoelaces. But that's
that's up to you. I'm not suggesting that. Well, I'm
sure we all agree that that's what happened to Epstein.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Right right light, It's gonna be great.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy the greatest show on Earth,
the ego on you Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
It's not a big deal.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
But during commercial break, I do a public service. I
fact check liberals on social media.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
And have you have you found all their facts to
be perfectly in line and they're just straight shooters, all
of them.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
All. Right, let's start with this. There's this guy named
Chris Mowory. He's a young Gen Z social media influencer.
He's pretty big on social media by social media standards,
and he was at this big protest yesterday Michigan Avenue, Chicago, Illinois.
Laura Ingram, the Fox News personality, says that paid agitators
with microphones are out smearing Ice and they're being paid
(10:24):
for it.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Well, one of the reasons is because these Ice guys
seem to have a really bug up their book about
these illegal aliens. They seem to be singling out these
illegal aliens and calls some trouble with them, and that's
just that just seems wrong, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
So this guy named Chris Mawory replies to Laura on
joke there, I know, I get it, but I was
in them.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
But your did you know it? Did you know it?
Billy Had?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
We like, I need to explain it because you you
sat there looking at me like.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Hu, No, I loved your joke. I was just in
the middle of explaining on this guy, Chris, can you
still explain it? Or did I end it? Just ruin it?
Billy Had, I'm trying. You're not letting me, don't. I
don't feel like you're trying that, hord Or. I would
know the story about. Now remember your joke that interrupted
the explanation.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
What were we talking about? All right, let's start over.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
So here's a big protest on Michigan Avenue in Chicago.
Thank you, And Laura Ingram says that these people are
being paid to protest ice and so Chris Mawory on
ex replies and he goes, Laura, I was on Michigan
Avenue last night walking with people from my community. I
live here. I'm not paid to do this. Go f yourself.
And Chris Mawory is a big following on social media.
(11:32):
Now here's the thing. All these people are being paid,
it's true, but Chris Mawory especially, he has a company
called Palette Media. Palette Media gets paid by the Democrat Party.
There are FEC filings proving it. Wired Magazine did an
investigation saying he gets eight thousand dollars a month. There
are Reddit groups proving DNC paid him. There's this was
(11:56):
he was exposed by other talk show hosts. And I
just can't understand in a day and age where you
can get paid to tweet all day, how anybody with
a lot of tweets would you know followers would have
the audacity to suggest they're not getting paid to do
their political activism. Technically, even Twitter's paying.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Him to do this.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Is there a moment where I could slip a word in, Well,
that's the explanation.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Okay, No, you don't have an explanation. You are not sure.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
You just said you don't understand why he would say
he's not being paid. All right, tell us, Belly, I'll
tell you why. All right, he's from there. He threw
this one is for free, you know, when it goes
to the other cities and stirs up trouble. He's getting paid,
but he threw a freebie for his hometown. That's just
a good guy right there.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
All right, there's like you go around, you know, you
cut your yard, and then the old lady next door
who doesn't have a loanmower, you you throw a freebie.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
It's all the same thing.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
He didn't get paid just that one day, okay, but
then the second he wrote a tweet about it that
got twenty two thousand views. X will now pay him
to talk about it. So now he's paid to be there,
just by saying he wasn't paid to be there. The
other option is you're calling him a liar. Yes, that
was how the segment started. I said, I'm fact checking
these people. Oh my god, can he remember five minutes ago?
(13:13):
Can this guy? Uh, you know, like he can come
down here and just give you an ass whooping. Well,
I've seen him before. I'm a lot bigger than this.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Oh so you're you're comfortable mouth and off because you know,
as a bully, you've selected a weak opponent.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I got you, I got you.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Hey, don't blame you. Yeah, you want to win, you
want a victory. That's the that's a good thing there.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I am very good at bullying bullies. That's what I'm
the bully of the bullies. It's what I do. If
you're a bully and I don't like you, I'm gonna
bully you back.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
So if they arrest these illegal immigrants and they send
them back to Mexico, if some of them were from there,
how awful must Mexico be? But and I'm not saying
that because I think it's awful, but apparently the people
that are here from.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Mexico think it's awful.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Like Elicia carbaj Perez, who's that you haven't heard of
Alicio no Taras. He's a forty two year old illegal
immigrant who has just recently, in a Louisiana courtroom, pleaded
guilty to child rape.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Child rape's pretty bad.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Trial was set to get underway for Signor Perez of Mexico.
They had the jury all picked and seated, and he
looked around the courtroom and suddenly he realized.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
They this is going to go good for me.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
If he was found guilty, I guess they would have
deported him back to Mexico. But instead he pleaded guilty
of the charges at the last second, right before the
jury could start here in the case, and he said
he did not want the trial to continue and he
wanted to be sentenced for his crime and stay in
American prison. That's how bad Mexico is. He didn't want
(14:58):
to go back. He'd rather be in in America. You
know what this does to society, besides obviously endangering us,
it creates this false impression in our society that everybody
from that country is a rapist.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
And here's why I say that.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
When there's a rapist in that country and they're fleeing
from the law, and they always come here and our
government never does anything about stopping them from coming into
the country, it kind of creates this false oppression to
the average American that all these Mexican migrants are just
rapist all the time. Exactly, Liberal Democrats are responsible for that.
If you think that Mexicans are all rapists, it's the
(15:34):
Democrat's fault for letting all the rapists from Mexico into
our country.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Well, the judge said, now that you pleaded guilty, we'll
go ahead and get right to your sentence. And how
about four a concurrent thirty five year prison terms for
child rape.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
By law, he is ineligible for parole. So that's thirty
five plus the forty two that he's already lived. He'd
be seventy seven when he gets out. And then they
still plan to deport him back to Mexico. That that'd
be that right, But I you know, I guess he
(16:08):
just didn't want to sit there and waste all that
time on a trial just be found guilty anyway.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Hmmm.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
The two children that he raped were apparently in the courtroom.
I don't know if it's because they were preparing to
testify or what, and said, uh, of course made them
very happy to hear him admit what he did to them.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Really wow, just like that. And then when he goes
back to Mexico, what did they do? Make him governor
or some state or.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
He'll be seventy something years old, and you know, it'll
be thirty five years from now. We don't know how
the world has changed by then. I don't know Mexico
still be the Mexico.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
No, it'll probably be called Coca Cola presents Mexico only, yeah,
be called Nike's Coca Cola or whatever, FIFA's Mexico or oh,
I forgot to know, you got mail.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Effectly for you, even though it's addressed to all of
us at the Walter Johnson show, I'm not being served,
am I? No, no, no, It says I was on
the floor of the Nine Inch Nails concert in Houston,
and I saw Kenny rockin the f out. He sure
loves nine inch Nails. And he's been plugging the Tron movie,
(17:20):
which nine Inch Nails soundtrack apparently, and today is Tron Day.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Yeah, the new movie is available. People could finally watch
it Friday. I guess that that's when the movie come out.
He also said, did you happen to get your tickets
for New Orleans yet?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
For New Orleans nine Inch Nails concert.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I guess that's probably the only thing he's talking about here.
He said, I couldn't get the floor on this one,
but I'll be there. I do want to go look
for your your buddy, uh Butler, He'll he'll be looking
for you.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Let's see what day of the week.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Is that, Uh, the second of the fifth of February.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Is that a pretty good way He's off fair February.
That's a Thursday night. Yeah, I'm not going out to
school night. I kind of go out on weekend nights.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Guys. I can't be out on a school night.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
That's insane unless you took the next day off, which
you know, people will probably be upset with you, especially
now that we've already explained what we'd be doing. So yeah,
I probably won't be there, but I will say this,
I didn't even know there was a Tron movie until
I found out about the soundtrack.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
And I'm still not really that interested in the movie,
but it's one of the best soundtracks I've ever listened to.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I can't stop listening to it. This is going to
go to the movie.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
When the lights go out, shut your eyes, and then
just listen to the music.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Tron is kind of famous for that.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
The movie's okay, the special effects are great, the storylines meh,
and the music kicks ass. That's all the movies have
been like that in the past. They're famous for that.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Oh boy.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Anyway, what you know like sci fi? Yeah, it's okay. Yeah,
Just you know that nine inch Nails things. That's a
younger man's show belly. Yeah, they've been around since the
late eighties. It's bands like forty years old at this point.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
How young.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I have a friend New's a journalist at the Chronicle,
and he asked me what I was doing that weekend
of the show. I said, I'm going to nine inch now.
So he says, what's that. I was like, Well, they've
had dozens of radio there you go, I ain't only one. No,
he's younger than me, is my point. It's I think
it's an old guy's band at this point, it's for
middle aged soccer dads.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I guess I'm a little in between or out of
that circle of of the of trust.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
There's it's for the edgyous guy at the Little League
parents coffee mixer.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
By the way, we have a question here. I don't
know who.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
John asked the question in the app he emailed us said,
is there a reward posted yet for that serial killer
over there by yours radio station? My kids can kill
off two boxes of a Captain Crunch in one sitting.
So you know, I'm just saying, need a need a
little help financially if if I was to turn in
(19:52):
a serial killer.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
See ever since people started to suspect that it was
a serial killer throwing pedophile's dead body into the creek
and then suggesting that it was one of us that
were doing it, and now there's talk of people getting money.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
You're not gonna get paid. We didn't. We didn't do it.
You can't hand us in.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
You feel like somebody's trying to force their way in here.
I don't like that at all.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, it feels like I'm in a holding. So you
two comedians in here missed the joke. What
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