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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a good story. Does this count as a Halloween
song Halloween?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Oh, just because there's a devil in it.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, he's singing about a devil.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
But the devil's into everything every day. I know, the
devil don't just pop up on Halloween. That is the
problem with the devil. Ain't the truth? But on Halloween
for sure? Okay, because I want to hear it, so sure. Yeah,
it's Halloween theme for sure. When it is Halloween this year,
it's on Friday. You have two days to get your
costume together, Billy. And and I know how you love
(00:30):
last year, wasn't it on Thursday or Wednesday or something?
Now they've moved it to Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's on a different day every year of the week,
Billy id, but it's always on October thirty first, And
I think that.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You know that that's how that works. Huh, you're messing
with me.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Good morning. I hope I didn't startle you.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I'll bet you have a Halloween costume already.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Oh my god, I still haven't decided. I've got five
to pick from. I just can't decide. And I would
open it up to the room to see what you
guys would suggest. But I know how you would, yeah,
fool around with me and tease me and treat me,
you know, the way.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
You always do. So I am not opening myself up
for that.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I am so old.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I can remember when a guy would dress up as
a girl for Halloween and it was funny, not empowering.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Now that's like a thing.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
That doesn't sound like it was ever true.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Sure, back in the day, a frat boy would put
on like a women's dress and like lipstick, and that
was hilarious because he was jacked.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
You know, it's muscular, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, we somebody emails a story about the first male
the male homecoming queen from some little some college. I
forget where it was, now, sure, and it was it
was a long time ago. And he was wearing a
gold ball gown, sleeveless and he you know, he wasn't
what i'd call jacked, but he was obviously a boy,
(01:46):
you know, because he had shoulders and some biceps and
stuff you could you could see in his sleeveless gown.
And oh, it was just so exciting. Everybody thought it
was really cute. They had no idea what they were
unleashing when they opened that door.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Wow, how about that?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Oh god, I have a whole expose on monkeys. Speaking
of opening cage doors. You guys are talking about the
Mississippi monkeys.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Are they heard these infected monkeys? You might they might be, Okay, Well,
well you got Well, first of all, we got a
lot of emails.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Anytime we talk about monkeys on the radio, we get
tons and tons of emails about the monkeys.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
This Rudy Walter a gay road in.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
There's a couple I won't share with you because you know,
we want to stay on the air. Rudy says them
monkeys ain't never going to make it. It is hunting
season in Mississippi. Yeah, they did pick a pretty bad
time to break loose. You know, people have been sighting
in their rifles. They're ready to go. Just give me
(02:45):
something to just take a take a shot at.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Well, that's great. That means in no time at all, if.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Those uh hunters get their hands on one of those
monkeys and takes care of it for us, we'll be
singing this song Noes.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
And that good monkeys on the.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Monkeys on the loose, No more monkeys, No more monkeys,
No more monkeys on the loose.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
The macawcaque. This email came from Walter, and I think.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Walter here is actually this is a story more about
the men of Mississippi than it is about the monkeys.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
He said.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
The Mississippi Department of Health said they're already prepping for
a herpes outbreak in the very near future because some
of those guys over there will just have anybody or anything.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
See.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm against that.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I think that should they should not do that.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
We shouldn't that shouldn't be allowed. Someone should do something
about that.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
But then Gay wrote an email. She said, guys, I
thought too Lane stopped doing BioResearch on monkeys, especially after
so many other stories of monkeys escaping.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Way back in the day. There was that one you
mentioned earlier. A troop of diseased research.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Monkeys escaped the Two Lane National Primate Research Center in Covington,
and they ran a monk in the piney woods of.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
The North Shore, a monck.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Did oh mock you had.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
She said last I heard. I don't think they ever
caught all of them. Some are probably still out there today.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
And then she said, you've got to check out a
book called Doctor Mary's Monkey.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I've got it.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
You own that book.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I owned that book, Doctor Mary's Monkey. It was recommended
like porn. I was recommended to me by a listener.
Once I have the book, have you read it a
couple chapters? Was described as you know, I love buying books,
reading the first three chapters, and they never put.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Them on a shelf, so that unsuspecting dates will think
you're very well read.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Well, I'm kind of red.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Sugared, kind of well, yeah, it's like semi will. Here's
how they describe it when they're trying to sell it
to you on Amazon. How the unsolved murder of a
doctor a secret lab in New Orleans and cancer causing
monkey viruses are linked to Lee Harvey Oswald an assassination,
an emerging global app epidemics.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Wow, and that came out in two thousand and seven.
There remind actually, now that I think about it, you
know who recommended that book to me. James Parker, the
guy that designed our smartphone app. And it's as good
a time as ever to download the Walton Johnson's smartphone app.
You never know when they're going to try to take
this radio show off the air for discussing topics like this.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
There are probably people having meetings and some tall building
right now somewhere trying to figure out how they can
cut us loose. Yeah, I know, and still keep the
massive audience that we bring to their station.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Well it's one or the other.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
You don't get to cut us loose and keep the
audience because the audience will follow us wherever we end
up next.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
See that works sure.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Well, all that being sad, remember you can listen to
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Download it today in both the Apple Android and Androids
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Speaker 3 (06:02):
It's great. We're versatile. We've got all that going forward.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
And we're working on.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
BlackBerry too, so we're really African American.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I'm African American Berry.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yes, yeah, fair anyway, you know, speaking of herpes, Chuck
Schumer's popularity is very low right now. Democrats don't like him,
Republicans have never liked him. Oddly enough, since the government
shutdown started and they say these food stamps are about
to go away, Donald Trump's pulling numbers have actually gone
up a little bit.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
And they've even reported that on CNBC or CNN or Imoicon.
What of the you know, many left leaning network They've
got one guy on there who comes out with a
chart like once a week, and he seems very excited
to share the news. I'm not sure why they keep
him around. You think they would have fired him after
(06:50):
his first time. But he's telling us how Donald Trump's
numbers are looking really good and the Democrats not so much.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Ciann's chief data analyst is a guy named Harry Enton.
I like him for two reasons. Number One, it's empirical data.
It's objective data that he's sharing with you about what
people think about what's happening in government and politics and
pop culture. And often is the case, he delivers this
information to upset the CNN audience or you know, as
(07:17):
much as they probably don't like it. And also he
talks like he just got off of a out of
a time machine from the nineteen twenties, like he's one
of the newsies or whatever they own. Here all right
here he is explaining, weirdly enough, fake news. CNN just
can't believe the massive drops of Americans, the low number
of Americans who say the economy and inflation are a
(07:37):
top problem affecting them right now.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Well, you know, Matt was mentioning about the e com
playing such an important role in last year's presidential election.
The top problem facing the US's economic prigal last year,
Look at this, forty three percent at this time, forty
three percent of Americans said the top problem was economic.
Come to this side of the screen. It's just considerably different.
We're talking about twenty four percent. We're talking about a
drop of near tiny points. And more than that, we're
(08:02):
talking about across all of the different political groups like Democrats,
Independent Republicans. We see that the percentage you say the
top problem is economic has been falling, has been falling,
has been falling through the floor.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
And more than that, you're falling. Yeah, where is he from?
You think?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Why?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I think he's from the proxy. Yeah, to swing on
a star. She's got gams today she does. Take a
look at these CNN poll numbers. Why, I can't believe it.
You're not going to be able to believe your pepas
when you get your your pepas on these sea anyway,
So as much as Donald Trump's pulling numbers are doing well,
one person who's pulling numbers are not doing well, Chuck Schumer.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Here is Louisy and his Senator John Kennedy to explain it, and.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
The American people's opinion Senator Schumer is a He's a
wet match in a dark cave. He polls right up
there with clubbing baby Skeet Seals. He's got a thirty
percent approval ratings, a sixty percent disapproval rating, and ten
percent of folks Pole just didn't want to pause their
(09:06):
video games to answer.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Apparently, his pulling numbers are even lower than monkeys with
herpes infections.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Oh oh, people love Monty ay Hans.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
It's little puppy, and today I'm gonna teach you some
Spanglish with little puppets.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Mexican word of the day. Holy.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
This is for all of you who.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Didn't pay close enough attention in Spanish class homes and
think that the name Chewi is only from Star Wars
E or Ray.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Here we go today's words.
Speaker 8 (09:34):
For all of those hungry votos. It's her pies. Here
it goes in a sentence so you can understand it better.
Me and my Rooko ordered pizzas. I got my piece
and she got her pies. Horreadly get it. She got
her pies because she got to eat two eight horly hones.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
This is much funner than Spanish class.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
Can no tune in next time to improve your Spanglish
skills with me Hones, Little Puppy and a mile a Raptor.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I know what that goes in there. It's weird and
kissed off. Whatever it is Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Sounds a little off putting it first, but you'll get
used to it.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
As Halloween, I'm sorry, mummy juice or monkey juice.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Mummy, Oh you're just talking about although we have, you know,
monkeys in the news now, we have mummies in the
news because it it's almost Halloween.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I mean, it's just so much going on. What a busy,
busy day.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Halloween is fun, I think, but I don't like having
to do things.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
So as much as I enjoy Halloween, I don't want
to have to get a costume or go to a
party or anything.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
How do you feel about having to get a ball
to capture every time the doorbell rings.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I live in a high rise, so I don't have
that problem.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, they don't.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
They don't trick or treat in the high rise. I
think lately the thing in the city for is people
how many kids live there?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Trunk or treating is.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I think my building is mostly young, unmarried people and
then like older people that are divorced or their spouse died,
because that's generally who lives in a high rise in
the city.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Got a lot of divorced people. Yeah, you don't see
a lot of kids.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
There's a couple of kids around, But I don't think
a high rise would be a fun place for a
kid to live.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
You know, it's not a lot of room. No, no,
And you know they like to run around. You don't
want to be on the floor below them. You know,
kids don'p around like t Rex is up there.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
You know how they are.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I will say this about my building, very thick concrete.
I don't hear anybody.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
If somebody murdered me, it'd probably be days before anybody
figured out I was dead in there.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Good to know, Okay, Well I got that.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
We'd probably start looking for you after, you know, just
a few hours, so you know, if you don't show up,
we'll know what happened.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Do you guys think the maga for mom Donnie guy
is real? I'm casting doubt on this whole news story.
A fifty five year old man in New York City
wearing MAGA for mom. Donnie Gear said he voted for
Trump twice, but now he's making a switch, and this
is making headlines in New York City.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Well, of course it is. That's why they did it.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
A single Trump supporter is now a socialist. I don't
believe that's true. But okay, I was he ever really
a Trump supporter or no?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
No, They just do this for attention obviously, like most
things happen in this country anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Also, I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Believe this, but yesterday somebody made the point that billionaires
are trying to buy the New York City election by
spending nineteen million dollars. And that's somebody was Bernie Sanders.
Listen to this, play a little bit of that audio.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Please, if you don't want, let me cut to the chase.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Billionaires have already spent nineteen million dollars to Troy to
defeat Zaron Mamdani's.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Nineteen million dollars to control New York City. Meanwhile, in Texas,
John Cornyn is spending three million dollars a week on
He's already spent forty million dollars all in his own primary.
That's a lot, doesn't Nineteen million dollars to control the
biggest city in America seem kind of cheap.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I'd like a deal there, I take it. Why not? Oh,
I don't know if you heard this or not.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
I just I was watching Fox News a little earlier
before I ran in here, and the Attorney General Texas,
a guy name Ken Paxton, I believe heard him. He
announced that they are suing the makers of thailand All.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Did you hear about that? He announced it on this
radio show. We broke that news. We were at the
center of a national.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
News story yesterday. You're doing this on purpose to trigger me.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I did it on purpose to reinforce the fact that
those of you who were up at this time of
the morning might not have been listening when kN Pexa
was on our show yesterday.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
What was he doing on the show yesterday?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
He announced on this radio show that he was suing
thailand All because of the effects that the drug could
have on pregnant women there you go, and.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
The autism of their children. Possibly.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Now, the reason I did it was to serve you
up a lob that you could smash for a winner. Yeah,
but you took it the wrong way, as though I
were trying to provoke some sort of reaction from you.
Far be it from me to ever try to provoke you.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
See, I don't have a lot going on in my
life besides this job, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
So under just under the surface, that ready to boil
over anger that you would just you know, just directed
it me.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
So far, so far.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
This week on this radio show, we published a viral
op ed about one of the best mayors in the country.
We gave a speech to a bunch of young Republicans.
We booked the most influential attorney general in the nation
to break news. And it's only Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
How about that?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
How great are we? Don't forget over the weekend we
got Brian Kelly fired. Oh that's right, Yeah, we got
that going forward too.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Although you're welcome, be careful what you wish for because
you don't know who they're going to replace him with.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Now.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
I heard a rumor and oh, I just hope it
ain't true. Odds on favorite from the odds makers right now. Yeah,
they said Laane Giffen Lane Giffen currently coach and old
miss who you's got him? Like seventh ranked in the
(15:01):
I just I don't I don't think I like Lane Kiffing, No,
not for ill issue. He's fine where he is. He's
doing a great job keeping there, he iss. So there's
gotta be somebody else out there, you know, that we
could look at.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
So who would you like the job to go to?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
But not Lane Kiffing? No, it's just me.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
I don't know there, not even sure why, just generally
a feeling of annoyance and he's not not my kind
of guy.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
All right? So, uh, who got fired recently?
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Mike?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Watch his name? Somebody got fired Ryan Kelly?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
No, no, no, not Oh a different coach?
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Who's the other tech from a tech Texas Tech? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
A coach who?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Or was it Oklahoma State?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
He had the o an shirt scandal? Remember who? Who
am I thinking? H?
Speaker 5 (15:43):
I know?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yes, thank you, Mike No Gundhy Mike Gundy.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Oh it's a differently Mike. Yeah, Mike Gundy. Okay, isn't
he available?
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Is he not?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Does is any kind of sounds like Al Bundy? Which is?
Would you know? Be pretty cool? Al Bundy was a
football player back for his high school. I don't know
if you knew that or not.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Mike Gundy always seemed like a guide to me.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Because back in twenty twenty, he got into trouble for
wearing a T shirt that said that he liked right
wing cable news networks.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
He does not currently have a job.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
He was fired by Oklahoma State University last month, three
games into the season. And you know what, maybe Mike
Gundy could coach LSU. Someone's already writing an angry email.
Of course, how dare Well.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Everybody has a different opinion, but none of our opinions count.
I'm pretty sure it's up to I don't know, athletic
director boosters, you know, the rich supporters. We also heard
that they're not having to pay Brian Kelly all that money.
They We heard multiple stories from inside sources that say
(16:41):
he may or may not have been involved in a
delicate situation with a woman that wasn't his wife, and
that the higher up said LSU came to him and
told him, if you take that buyout and cut it
in half, we won't bring any of that unsavory business
to light. Supposedly for twenty seven million dollars. He said, Okay,
(17:04):
that's what we're here.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
But look on the bright side, they fired Brian Kelly,
so we're getting request for this song.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Oh, Brian Kelly.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Around the door, caj just say loseing, Kate say no
board a Yankee car backer. Now, hey, you're the base
back of your bag. Screed out by day. He came
(17:39):
out South with the big Halloween screw
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
It's a good story. Does this count as a Halloween
song Halloween?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Oh, just because there's a devil in it.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, he's singing about a devil.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
But the devil's into everything every day. I know, the
devil don't just pop up on Halloween. That is the
problem with the devil. Ain't the truth? But on Halloween
for sure? Okay, because I want to hear it, so sure. Yeah,
it's Halloween theme for sure. When it is Halloween this year,
it's on Friday. You have two days to get your
costume together, Billy. And and I know how you love
(00:30):
last year, wasn't it on Thursday or Wednesday or something?
Now they've moved it to Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's on a different day every year of the week,
Billy id, but it's always on October thirty first, And
I think that.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You know that that's how that works. Huh, you're messing
with me.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Good morning. I hope I didn't startle you.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I'll bet you have a Halloween costume already.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Oh my god, I still haven't decided. I've got five
to pick from. I just can't decide. And I would
open it up to the room to see what you
guys would suggest. But I know how you would, yeah,
fool around with me and tease me and treat me,
you know, the way.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
You always do. So I am not opening myself up
for that.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I am so old.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I can remember when a guy would dress up as
a girl for Halloween and it was funny, not empowering.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Now that's like a thing.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
That doesn't sound like it was ever true.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Sure, back in the day, a frat boy would put
on like a women's dress and like lipstick, and that
was hilarious because he was jacked.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
You know, it's muscular, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, we somebody emails a story about the first male
the male homecoming queen from some little some college. I
forget where it was, now, sure, and it was it
was a long time ago. And he was wearing a
gold ball gown, sleeveless and he you know, he wasn't
what i'd call jacked, but he was obviously a boy,
(01:46):
you know, because he had shoulders and some biceps and
stuff you could you could see in his sleeveless gown.
And oh, it was just so exciting. Everybody thought it
was really cute. They had no idea what they were
unleashing when they opened that door.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Wow, how about that?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Oh god, I have a whole expose on monkeys. Speaking
of opening cage doors. You guys are talking about the
Mississippi monkeys.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Are they heard these infected monkeys? You might they might be, Okay, Well,
well you got Well, first of all, we got a
lot of emails.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Anytime we talk about monkeys on the radio, we get
tons and tons of emails about the monkeys.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
This Rudy Walter a gay road in.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
There's a couple I won't share with you because you know,
we want to stay on the air. Rudy says them
monkeys ain't never going to make it. It is hunting
season in Mississippi. Yeah, they did pick a pretty bad
time to break loose. You know, people have been sighting
in their rifles. They're ready to go. Just give me
(02:45):
something to just take a take a shot at.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Well, that's great. That means in no time at all, if.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Those uh hunters get their hands on one of those
monkeys and takes care of it for us, we'll be
singing this song Noes.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
And that good monkeys on the.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Monkeys on the loose, No more monkeys, No more monkeys,
No more monkeys on the loose.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
The macawcaque. This email came from Walter, and I think.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Walter here is actually this is a story more about
the men of Mississippi than it is about the monkeys.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
He said.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
The Mississippi Department of Health said they're already prepping for
a herpes outbreak in the very near future because some
of those guys over there will just have anybody or anything.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
See.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm against that.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I think that should they should not do that.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
We shouldn't that shouldn't be allowed. Someone should do something
about that.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
But then Gay wrote an email. She said, guys, I
thought too Lane stopped doing BioResearch on monkeys, especially after
so many other stories of monkeys escaping.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Way back in the day. There was that one you
mentioned earlier. A troop of diseased research.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Monkeys escaped the Two Lane National Primate Research Center in Covington,
and they ran a monk in the piney woods of.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
The North Shore, a monck.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Did oh mock you had.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
She said last I heard. I don't think they ever
caught all of them. Some are probably still out there today.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
And then she said, you've got to check out a
book called Doctor Mary's Monkey.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I've got it.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
You own that book.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I owned that book, Doctor Mary's Monkey. It was recommended
like porn. I was recommended to me by a listener.
Once I have the book, have you read it a
couple chapters? Was described as you know, I love buying books,
reading the first three chapters, and they never put.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Them on a shelf, so that unsuspecting dates will think
you're very well read.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Well, I'm kind of red.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Sugared, kind of well, yeah, it's like semi will. Here's
how they describe it when they're trying to sell it
to you on Amazon. How the unsolved murder of a
doctor a secret lab in New Orleans and cancer causing
monkey viruses are linked to Lee Harvey Oswald an assassination,
an emerging global app epidemics.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Wow, and that came out in two thousand and seven.
There remind actually, now that I think about it, you
know who recommended that book to me. James Parker, the
guy that designed our smartphone app. And it's as good
a time as ever to download the Walton Johnson's smartphone app.
You never know when they're going to try to take
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There are probably people having meetings and some tall building
right now somewhere trying to figure out how they can
cut us loose. Yeah, I know, and still keep the
massive audience that we bring to their station.
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Well it's one or the other.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
You don't get to cut us loose and keep the
audience because the audience will follow us wherever we end
up next.
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See that works sure.
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It's great. We're versatile. We've got all that going forward.
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And we're working on.
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BlackBerry too, so we're really African American.
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I'm African American Berry.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yes, yeah, fair anyway, you know, speaking of herpes, Chuck
Schumer's popularity is very low right now. Democrats don't like him,
Republicans have never liked him. Oddly enough, since the government
shutdown started and they say these food stamps are about
to go away, Donald Trump's pulling numbers have actually gone
up a little bit.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
And they've even reported that on CNBC or CNN or Imoicon.
What of the you know, many left leaning network They've
got one guy on there who comes out with a
chart like once a week, and he seems very excited
to share the news. I'm not sure why they keep
him around. You think they would have fired him after
(06:50):
his first time. But he's telling us how Donald Trump's
numbers are looking really good and the Democrats not so much.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Ciann's chief data analyst is a guy named Harry Enton.
I like him for two reasons. Number One, it's empirical data.
It's objective data that he's sharing with you about what
people think about what's happening in government and politics and
pop culture. And often is the case, he delivers this
information to upset the CNN audience or you know, as
(07:17):
much as they probably don't like it. And also he
talks like he just got off of a out of
a time machine from the nineteen twenties, like he's one
of the newsies or whatever they own. Here all right
here he is explaining, weirdly enough, fake news. CNN just
can't believe the massive drops of Americans, the low number
of Americans who say the economy and inflation are a
(07:37):
top problem affecting them right now.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Well, you know, Matt was mentioning about the e com
playing such an important role in last year's presidential election.
The top problem facing the US's economic prigal last year,
Look at this, forty three percent at this time, forty
three percent of Americans said the top problem was economic.
Come to this side of the screen. It's just considerably different.
We're talking about twenty four percent. We're talking about a
drop of near tiny points. And more than that, we're
(08:02):
talking about across all of the different political groups like Democrats,
Independent Republicans. We see that the percentage you say the
top problem is economic has been falling, has been falling,
has been falling through the floor.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
And more than that, you're falling. Yeah, where is he from?
You think?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Why?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I think he's from the proxy. Yeah, to swing on
a star. She's got gams today she does. Take a
look at these CNN poll numbers. Why, I can't believe it.
You're not going to be able to believe your pepas
when you get your your pepas on these sea anyway,
So as much as Donald Trump's pulling numbers are doing well,
one person who's pulling numbers are not doing well, Chuck Schumer.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Here is Louisy and his Senator John Kennedy to explain it, and.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
The American people's opinion Senator Schumer is a He's a
wet match in a dark cave. He polls right up
there with clubbing baby Skeet Seals. He's got a thirty
percent approval ratings, a sixty percent disapproval rating, and ten
percent of folks Pole just didn't want to pause their
(09:06):
video games to answer.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Apparently, his pulling numbers are even lower than monkeys with
herpes infections.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Oh oh, people love Monty ay Hans.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
It's little puppy, and today I'm gonna teach you some
Spanglish with little puppets.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Mexican word of the day. Holy.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
This is for all of you who.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Didn't pay close enough attention in Spanish class homes and
think that the name Chewi is only from Star Wars
E or Ray.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Here we go today's words.
Speaker 8 (09:34):
For all of those hungry votos. It's her pies. Here
it goes in a sentence so you can understand it better.
Me and my Rooko ordered pizzas. I got my piece
and she got her pies. Horreadly get it. She got
her pies because she got to eat two eight horly hones.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
This is much funner than Spanish class.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
Can no tune in next time to improve your Spanglish
skills with me Hones, Little Puppy and a mile a Raptor.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I know what that goes in there. It's weird and
kissed off. Whatever it is Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Sounds a little off putting it first, but you'll get
used to it.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
As Halloween, I'm sorry, mummy juice or monkey juice.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Mummy, Oh you're just talking about although we have, you know,
monkeys in the news now, we have mummies in the
news because it it's almost Halloween.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I mean, it's just so much going on. What a busy,
busy day.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Halloween is fun, I think, but I don't like having
to do things.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
So as much as I enjoy Halloween, I don't want
to have to get a costume or go to a
party or anything.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
How do you feel about having to get a ball
to capture every time the doorbell rings.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I live in a high rise, so I don't have
that problem.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, they don't.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
They don't trick or treat in the high rise. I
think lately the thing in the city for is people
how many kids live there?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Trunk or treating is.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I think my building is mostly young, unmarried people and
then like older people that are divorced or their spouse died,
because that's generally who lives in a high rise in
the city.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Got a lot of divorced people. Yeah, you don't see
a lot of kids.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
There's a couple of kids around, But I don't think
a high rise would be a fun place for a
kid to live.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
You know, it's not a lot of room. No, no,
And you know they like to run around. You don't
want to be on the floor below them. You know,
kids don'p around like t Rex is up there.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
You know how they are.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I will say this about my building, very thick concrete.
I don't hear anybody.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
If somebody murdered me, it'd probably be days before anybody
figured out I was dead in there.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Good to know, Okay, Well I got that.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
We'd probably start looking for you after, you know, just
a few hours, so you know, if you don't show up,
we'll know what happened.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Do you guys think the maga for mom Donnie guy
is real? I'm casting doubt on this whole news story.
A fifty five year old man in New York City
wearing MAGA for mom. Donnie Gear said he voted for
Trump twice, but now he's making a switch, and this
is making headlines in New York City.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Well, of course it is. That's why they did it.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
A single Trump supporter is now a socialist. I don't
believe that's true. But okay, I was he ever really
a Trump supporter or no?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
No, They just do this for attention obviously, like most
things happen in this country anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Also, I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Believe this, but yesterday somebody made the point that billionaires
are trying to buy the New York City election by
spending nineteen million dollars. And that's somebody was Bernie Sanders.
Listen to this, play a little bit of that audio.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Please, if you don't want, let me cut to the chase.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Billionaires have already spent nineteen million dollars to Troy to
defeat Zaron Mamdani's.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Nineteen million dollars to control New York City. Meanwhile, in Texas,
John Cornyn is spending three million dollars a week on
He's already spent forty million dollars all in his own primary.
That's a lot, doesn't Nineteen million dollars to control the
biggest city in America seem kind of cheap.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I'd like a deal there, I take it. Why not? Oh,
I don't know if you heard this or not.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
I just I was watching Fox News a little earlier
before I ran in here, and the Attorney General Texas,
a guy name Ken Paxton, I believe heard him. He
announced that they are suing the makers of thailand All.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Did you hear about that? He announced it on this
radio show. We broke that news. We were at the
center of a national.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
News story yesterday. You're doing this on purpose to trigger me.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I did it on purpose to reinforce the fact that
those of you who were up at this time of
the morning might not have been listening when kN Pexa
was on our show yesterday.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
What was he doing on the show yesterday?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
He announced on this radio show that he was suing
thailand All because of the effects that the drug could
have on pregnant women there you go, and.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
The autism of their children. Possibly.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Now, the reason I did it was to serve you
up a lob that you could smash for a winner. Yeah,
but you took it the wrong way, as though I
were trying to provoke some sort of reaction from you.
Far be it from me to ever try to provoke you.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
See, I don't have a lot going on in my
life besides this job, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
So under just under the surface, that ready to boil
over anger that you would just you know, just directed
it me.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
So far, so far.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
This week on this radio show, we published a viral
op ed about one of the best mayors in the country.
We gave a speech to a bunch of young Republicans.
We booked the most influential attorney general in the nation
to break news. And it's only Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
How about that?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
How great are we? Don't forget over the weekend we
got Brian Kelly fired. Oh that's right, Yeah, we got
that going forward too.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Although you're welcome, be careful what you wish for because
you don't know who they're going to replace him with.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Now.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
I heard a rumor and oh, I just hope it
ain't true. Odds on favorite from the odds makers right now. Yeah,
they said Laane Giffen Lane Giffen currently coach and old
miss who you's got him? Like seventh ranked in the
(15:01):
I just I don't I don't think I like Lane Kiffing, No,
not for ill issue. He's fine where he is. He's
doing a great job keeping there, he iss. So there's
gotta be somebody else out there, you know, that we
could look at.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
So who would you like the job to go to?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
But not Lane Kiffing? No, it's just me.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
I don't know there, not even sure why, just generally
a feeling of annoyance and he's not not my kind
of guy.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
All right? So, uh, who got fired recently?
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Mike?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Watch his name? Somebody got fired Ryan Kelly?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
No, no, no, not Oh a different coach?
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Who's the other tech from a tech Texas Tech? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
A coach who?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Or was it Oklahoma State?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
He had the o an shirt scandal? Remember who? Who
am I thinking? H?
Speaker 5 (15:43):
I know?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yes, thank you, Mike No Gundhy Mike Gundy.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Oh it's a differently Mike. Yeah, Mike Gundy. Okay, isn't
he available?
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Is he not?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Does is any kind of sounds like Al Bundy? Which is?
Would you know? Be pretty cool? Al Bundy was a
football player back for his high school. I don't know
if you knew that or not.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Mike Gundy always seemed like a guide to me.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Because back in twenty twenty, he got into trouble for
wearing a T shirt that said that he liked right
wing cable news networks.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
He does not currently have a job.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
He was fired by Oklahoma State University last month, three
games into the season. And you know what, maybe Mike
Gundy could coach LSU. Someone's already writing an angry email.
Of course, how dare Well.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Everybody has a different opinion, but none of our opinions count.
I'm pretty sure it's up to I don't know, athletic
director boosters, you know, the rich supporters. We also heard
that they're not having to pay Brian Kelly all that money.
They We heard multiple stories from inside sources that say
(16:41):
he may or may not have been involved in a
delicate situation with a woman that wasn't his wife, and
that the higher up said LSU came to him and
told him, if you take that buyout and cut it
in half, we won't bring any of that unsavory business
to light. Supposedly for twenty seven million dollars. He said, Okay,
(17:04):
that's what we're here.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
But look on the bright side, they fired Brian Kelly,
so we're getting request for this song.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Oh, Brian Kelly.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Around the door, caj just say loseing, Kate say no
board a Yankee car backer. Now, hey, you're the base
back of your bag. Screed out by day. He came
(17:39):
out South with the big Halloween screw
Speaker 3 (17:44):
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