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Speaker 1 (00:01):
People were asking us about Bronie's. Some people are confused
about it.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You know, is a Bronie a furry?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yes, all bronies are technically furries, but not all furries
or Bronie's.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Sure makes perfect sense, now we understand you're confused.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
We had a friend who once met a bunch of
bronies at a holiday inn. He was staying out on
a business trip. And oh, I.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Forgot all about that. Yeah, that was not something he
was expecting.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
That was our friend, Kenny Allen. If you just turned
on your radio, we're talking about this because they claimed
the DC pipe bomber was a Brownie. Now Kenny Allen
was able to express his confusion over the Bronie pandemonium
in a form of song.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
It might even help explain it to those of you
who are also confused.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Absolutely, I was added to East Texans on a business trip,
had a room at the holiday in express.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I dragged my bag to.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
The elevator, but the button from my floor was already
pressed around. The door slid open. Then I felt out
of place. I can only imagine the look on my face.
(01:36):
It was one of those everybody dressed like ponies who
drugs and row on each other kind of parties and
folks like me, who will ever understand which it's kind
of weird seeing a grown ass man in a costume
into air plastic eyes looking at you on an elevator
(02:00):
with the pink brush it is and have creepy tigize tonight,
everybody's dressed like ponies at the holiday.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
You don't do that, And I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Think I'm coming back to this town again.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You're not really filming babies.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Ambo dead as a room that I can see.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You're gonna try to hormonize.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Everybody dressed like ponies.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
At the holiday.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, it looks weird.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I gonna go weird, Kenny, are you okay?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Order of Dan Continental Breakfast?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I gotta deal with this.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, we all want to Dan I do, or one
of them waffles you make yourself. Yeah, but kids always
ruined that.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Did you know that outside of Texas they have waffle
makers that make waffles that aren't even shaped like Texas?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Why would you do that? I don't know. I guess
like they don't love Texas in Maine or whatever. That's
just weird.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, but like they don't have a main shaped waffle man,
Like what would even be the point of it would
be ugly.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah. Do they have one shape like Nebraska? Maybe Kansas,
maybe Colorado? I don't think so. No, that doesn't summer Arizona. No.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I think they're just shaped like generic waffles, but New
Mexico shape like that. I don't understand what point you're
driving at at all. This doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, and eg goes are around. Yeah, they're shaped like
the whole world. Yes, stupid, but they're flat. Yeah, they're
shaped like the flat Earth. That's fun.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Everybody knows the Earth is flat. Hey, if you could
prove the Earth is flat? What was the outerwear company, Columbia?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, I think it was Columbia. The guy said he'd
give you his company. Yeah, you can have the whole company.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
He said, if you could just prove that, uh, you know,
the flat Earth is flat?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
You say it is, prove it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
The CEO of the company made that point recently, so
really exciting. Oregon Sportswear Giant pledges to give the company
to anyone who could prove the planet's flat.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
So good luck with that. I think you have to
find the edge of the Earth. Yeah, sure do. Like
a selfie, people do that from the edge of the
Grand Canyon. Some of them even survive and come home
with it. So, you know, have you seen those people
that hang off the cliffs and the edge of buildings
that are you know, real skyscrapers.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Just they're usually Russians for some reason. Yeah, they are French.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
For some reason. The French have really strong grip, good
finger grip.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
So yeah, it's like they're doing something all day with
their grip that makes it strong, especially the right hand.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't know what is. Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Well, you know what, speaking of exploring the Earth and beyond,
we're gonna get gay for space in a little bit.
To stick around for that. You got anything you want
to do first, because I got a couple of things.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I wanted to just take a look at Miami for
just a second. Out. This is just, you know, a
smaller a picture of what I think happens across this
great land of ours, microcosm if you will. I don't
know if you prefer the smaller words or one large word,
but anyway, Okay, this is what's wrong with the American democracy.
(04:58):
The voters are actually the lack of voters. Miami Democrat
Mayor Democrat. Lady just won the mayor's race for the
first time Democrats won that in thirty years. They say,
all right, well, now Miami's a big place, big city.
You know, the entire metro area of Miami s six
point three million residents. Okay, but now not all of
(05:21):
them live in the city. And you know how this
is a big city, metropolitan urbs. So the city, proper city,
proper Miami City itself, population half a million people. That's
still a lot, nearly five hundred thousand people. You don't
how many people bothered to vote in the mayor's race.
Tell me thirty seven thousand. That's awesome. That is a
(05:47):
half percent of the popular the core population of Miami.
Seven and a half percent just decided the future for
the city for the next what four, five, six, eight
years could be. I don't know how much longer Democrat's
going to be in charge now. And only seven and
a half percent of the people, and half of them,
(06:07):
nearly forty one percent of them, weren't for her. So
it only took like twenty two thousand people to put
a mayor in place of really a population of six
million people. That's special. It is kind of amazing.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
They say democracy is for the people, but the people
are retarded.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
The people aren't going and voting, and they just want
to complain. They're kind of like the people that complain.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
To the HOA lady, yeah, or me Laconis, I love
me Lacunis. Everything about her except her backside. I think
that's so sad when a woman doesn't have an ass.
Maybe we could raise money for her ass. You know
how much you think we need to get that bubbled up. Well,
there's a few ways to do it right. Maybe we
could get her in a gym, but I don't know
if that's going to happen at this point.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Plus, at this point, I think maybe she should have
started when she was in you know, like middle school,
high school.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
And she's a smoker, it's going to be hard to build.
U must tissue with all that cigarette smoking. Yeah, of course,
the problem with that is smoking cigarettes makes you look
cool and smart and sexy.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Everybody knows that. I mean, honestly, somebody with children in
the car right now, or is like reaching for the knob.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Because democracy basically means governments by the people, off the people,
for the people, but the people are retarded.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson, all Right, did I
don't expect everybody to know what a wook is?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Woka wook short for a wookie short. Yes, technically, yes,
of course somebody knows that, right, But no, not everybody
knows what you know. But we're not talking about Star
Wars in this context. This is not about Star Wars.
A lot were all right, all right, I mean it
wouldn't be a lot cooler everywhere. No, Uh, A wook
is like a modern day hippie who you meet at
(07:53):
a music festival. They sort of look like a combination
between a hippie hip hop enthusiast and a homeless person.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Usually they look very dirty, they have long hair, sounds
like a bigfoot. You're basically describing sad squatch. Yeah, you
kind of kind of. Yeah, it is like a wookie,
you know, it's like a wookie offshoot.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Let me put a picture of a wook on the
screen here so you can get an idea of what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Would somebody describe, Yeah, what are we looking at here?
No of that looks good.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I know, a dirty white person with dreadlocks, usually wearing hemp.
Everything everything's hemp. That's what a wook is.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
You quote under that one gets pictures that Can I
just borrow everything? Can I borrow everything? Brom because I
don't have anything?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Man?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Well, wooks are a thing, and apparently pretty soon there's
going to be a TV show about it. An EDM
festival electronic dance music festival themed reality dating show set.
It is going to take place in Denver. Are you
going to be on this show?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I don't think I can. I'm not a wook. Okay,
but you're into that EDM.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
It's called Wooking for Love. Come on, that's pretty funny
right in all the long places, right yeah. According to
the show's website, What Wook's Seeking Love Connection and their
Forever festival partner will take part in a twelve episode
series created by a local tattoo artist named LaRue Ala Grado.
(09:26):
Viewers will follow them as they navigate music, community and
love through shared chaos and creativity. Inspired by a Colorado's
EDM festival scene and the wook subculture, the show will
reportedly feature wacky festival based activities and challenges like car camping,
flow art choreography, hula hooping, begging.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
For food and money, and stagehand scrambling. You know, they
stole this whole idea from good friends in themology. I
don't know what they called it over there. I don't
think it was a wook thing jahad. But that is
how ilhan Omar and her brother ended up hooking up.
Oh you mean her breusband bro brother husband, Yeah, which
(10:08):
of that's how they ended up hooking up the castle.
They wanted to win the show. It's fun. Yeah, it's
the small in version of it, right.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
The cast will reportedly live together on a ranch, which
is described as the Colorado version of Love Island. As
stated on the website, Looking for Love, which is slated
to air sometime in twenty twenty six, is open to
contestants of all identities, sexual orientations, and relationship styles because
of course it is, Yes.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
It is.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
What part of Colorado will they be filming in? And
do you think maybe we'll be able to get into
the background to some of it while we're there. I
wish it's going to be in Denver. Well, we're not
going to spend any time in Denver rather than at
the airport.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
According to the Denver Post, wook has a pretty variable definition.
Some people definitely use it as a derogatory term. It's insulting.
Some use it endearingly, sort of like the N word
with black people. Yeah they can say it, but well
nobody else. We're looking at the broadest definition of wook,
said the producer, in that you're involved in festival culture.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
It's an important part of your life.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
You work, you play, you live in the music in
art community, and ultimately what you're looking to get out
of life is that richness and connection of hanging out
with someone else who loves jam bands and doesn't shower.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
You know what else they do. A lot of them
collect synthesizers. I don't know if you knew that or not,
you would be wrong about it. They do. They like that, EDM.
These people can't afford synthesizers. They live in a bus.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
What are they going to do with a synthesizer. These
people travel around the country going to music festivals. If
they had a synthesizer, they would sell it for mushrooms
or stay home and play with it.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Stay what home? They're wooks, So that's right. They want
to borrow everything. They don't have a home. What I
would and I'm glad y'all brought Ilhan omark as we
got mail about her. She's been in the news a
lot this week. Denying is lying basically about the stuff
that she's done in her past, and Walter I think
summed it up For most of us. I don't give
a crap if Iohan married or brother or not. Honestly,
(12:01):
we don't either. What we do care about, though, is
the fact that she will now blatantly lie about it,
accuse other people of telling lies about her when they
say she did, and if she won't admit to it,
then that makes it more difficult for us to catch
her in the crime, multiple crimes that she is committed
by marrying her brother. The reasons for it are way
(12:26):
worse than the fact that she did it. Really, you
get that I don't care that she married her brother,
but I do care that she did it so that
she could defraud the American people and her taxpayers out
of our money and the right to citizen re and stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yeah, this is America. You want to marry your brother,
you can. You just can't do it to skate around
our immigration laws. You know, we have laws here and
we enforce our laws. If you don't enforce your laws,
then pretty soon people are just going to say, well.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
They don't count. It won't matter, and I'll just break
them whenever I feel like it. Yeah, wait a minute,
I think that that's what we're doing now, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I'll tell you what, guys, I'm just getting caught up
on an email and some of these are great. Listen
to what Al from Lafayette says. He says, guys, I'm
sixty eight years old. I need nothing for Christmas except
my family around. So I told them all, in lieu
of any gifts, I want them to make a contribution
to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot Org.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
That is so sweet man, that's really cool. Now, depending
on how much they give, and we'll have to check
with Crystal see how much the family gives. That's how
much they love him. It's a good point.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
You don't want to disappoint him, do you. Well, I
guess sixty eight, ain't that met. Life ain't over at
sixty eight, so he might he might rise up and
get arnry on you. There is a tale in the Bible.
I don't know if you're a fan of the Bible.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
The Bible story of the old lady giving money is
the parable known as widows might found in Mark twelve
forty one and Luke twenty one to one, where a
poor widow gives two small copper coins her last penny
into the temple treasury and Jesus praises her generosity is
greater than that of the rich who gave large sums
from their surplus, because she gave everything she had to
(14:02):
live on, showing immense faith and sacrifice. Billy d Yeah,
I'm saying if they make a small donation, but it's
all the money they had, it's still better than a
rich person making a large donation.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
You talk about like per capita. That sound like per capita.
That's rights it, darn it, He's got me there. It's
a percentage of of your adjusted gross income, is what
it is. No, No, he's right. This is too close
to per capita.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's a way of looking at like a large number
and a small number, and somehow saying the small numbers more.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
It's worse, it's better what I don't know anyway.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
The story highlights that God values the heart and sacrifice
behind a gift, not just the monetary value. The widow
gave all she had, demonstrating complete trust in God to
provide a far greater act of faith than the rich
giving what they could easily spare.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
See there, I get it. That's a lovely parable.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Anyway, if y'all could please go to Wheelchairs for Warriors
dot org today. All we're asking is that you give
something you don't have to. It doesn't have to be
a lot. We understand this isn't the only thing you support,
the only I hope you do bankrupt yourself over it.
But hey, you know, don't give till it hurts, but
given till it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, exactly, Just donate until it makes your butt hurt, which,
by the way, I think is how mister Kenneth met
his last boyfriend. You don't know that, yeah, but it
probably did.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Right. Hey, a question for you guys.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
There's nothing better during the holidays than cozing up with
the one you love, even if that's just you. And
wouldn't you agree the best way to do it, mister
Kenneth is by watching a Hallmark Christmas movie.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Absolutely no question about that. Well, let's see what's on tonight.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Tonight, I'm a Hallmark Channel Christmas on the court.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
He's a handsome former NBA player who lost his job
because of too many missed dunks. She's a beautiful and
fit pickleball player who has trouble with her dinks.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Will she stop dunking her dinks? Is his dunk sunk?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
And will?
Speaker 6 (15:53):
They both notice each other's perfectly in shape, but dunk
a dunk? Do you have more holes in your head
than a pickleball? Of course they will.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
It's Christmas on the Court tonight on the Hallmark Channel.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I'd so love to get beaten up by you and
be your toilet. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
People were asking us about Bronie's. Some people are confused
about it.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You know, is a Bronie a furry?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yes, all bronies are technically furries, but not all furries
or Bronie's.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Sure makes perfect sense, now we understand you're confused.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
We had a friend who once met a bunch of
bronies at a holiday inn. He was staying out on
a business trip. And oh, I.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Forgot all about that. Yeah, that was not something he
was expecting.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
That was our friend, Kenny Allen. If you just turned
on your radio, we're talking about this because they claimed
the DC pipe bomber was a Brownie. Now Kenny Allen
was able to express his confusion over the Bronie pandemonium
in a form of song.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
It might even help explain it to those of you
who are also confused.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Absolutely, I was added to East Texans on a business trip,
had a room at the holiday in express.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I dragged my bag to.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
The elevator, but the button from my floor was already
pressed around. The door slid open. Then I felt out
of place. I can only imagine the look on my face.
(01:36):
It was one of those everybody dressed like ponies who
drugs and row on each other kind of parties and
folks like me, who will ever understand which it's kind
of weird seeing a grown ass man in a costume
into air plastic eyes looking at you on an elevator
(02:00):
with the pink brush it is and have creepy tigize tonight,
everybody's dressed like ponies at the holiday.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
You don't do that, And I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Think I'm coming back to this town again.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You're not really filming babies.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Ambo dead as a room that I can see.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You're gonna try to hormonize.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Everybody dressed like ponies.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
At the holiday.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, it looks weird.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I gonna go weird, Kenny, are you okay?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Order of Dan Continental Breakfast?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I gotta deal with this.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, we all want to Dan I do, or one
of them waffles you make yourself. Yeah, but kids always
ruined that.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Did you know that outside of Texas they have waffle
makers that make waffles that aren't even shaped like Texas?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Why would you do that? I don't know. I guess
like they don't love Texas in Maine or whatever. That's
just weird.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, but like they don't have a main shaped waffle man,
Like what would even be the point of it would
be ugly.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah. Do they have one shape like Nebraska? Maybe Kansas,
maybe Colorado? I don't think so. No, that doesn't summer Arizona. No.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I think they're just shaped like generic waffles, but New
Mexico shape like that. I don't understand what point you're
driving at at all. This doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, and eg goes are around. Yeah, they're shaped like
the whole world. Yes, stupid, but they're flat. Yeah, they're
shaped like the flat Earth. That's fun.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Everybody knows the Earth is flat. Hey, if you could
prove the Earth is flat? What was the outerwear company, Columbia?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, I think it was Columbia. The guy said he'd
give you his company. Yeah, you can have the whole company.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
He said, if you could just prove that, uh, you know,
the flat Earth is flat?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
You say it is, prove it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
The CEO of the company made that point recently, so
really exciting. Oregon Sportswear Giant pledges to give the company
to anyone who could prove the planet's flat.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
So good luck with that. I think you have to
find the edge of the Earth. Yeah, sure do. Like
a selfie, people do that from the edge of the
Grand Canyon. Some of them even survive and come home
with it. So, you know, have you seen those people
that hang off the cliffs and the edge of buildings
that are you know, real skyscrapers.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Just they're usually Russians for some reason. Yeah, they are French.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
For some reason. The French have really strong grip, good
finger grip.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
So yeah, it's like they're doing something all day with
their grip that makes it strong, especially the right hand.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't know what is. Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Well, you know what, speaking of exploring the Earth and beyond,
we're gonna get gay for space in a little bit.
To stick around for that. You got anything you want
to do first, because I got a couple of things.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I wanted to just take a look at Miami for
just a second. Out. This is just, you know, a
smaller a picture of what I think happens across this
great land of ours, microcosm if you will. I don't
know if you prefer the smaller words or one large word,
but anyway, Okay, this is what's wrong with the American democracy.
(04:58):
The voters are actually the lack of voters. Miami Democrat
Mayor Democrat. Lady just won the mayor's race for the
first time Democrats won that in thirty years. They say,
all right, well, now Miami's a big place, big city.
You know, the entire metro area of Miami s six
point three million residents. Okay, but now not all of
(05:21):
them live in the city. And you know how this
is a big city, metropolitan urbs. So the city, proper city,
proper Miami City itself, population half a million people. That's
still a lot, nearly five hundred thousand people. You don't
how many people bothered to vote in the mayor's race.
Tell me thirty seven thousand. That's awesome. That is a
(05:47):
half percent of the popular the core population of Miami.
Seven and a half percent just decided the future for
the city for the next what four, five, six, eight
years could be. I don't know how much longer Democrat's
going to be in charge now. And only seven and
a half percent of the people, and half of them,
(06:07):
nearly forty one percent of them, weren't for her. So
it only took like twenty two thousand people to put
a mayor in place of really a population of six
million people. That's special. It is kind of amazing.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
They say democracy is for the people, but the people
are retarded.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
The people aren't going and voting, and they just want
to complain. They're kind of like the people that complain.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
To the HOA lady, yeah, or me Laconis, I love
me Lacunis. Everything about her except her backside. I think
that's so sad when a woman doesn't have an ass.
Maybe we could raise money for her ass. You know
how much you think we need to get that bubbled up. Well,
there's a few ways to do it right. Maybe we
could get her in a gym, but I don't know
if that's going to happen at this point.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Plus, at this point, I think maybe she should have
started when she was in you know, like middle school,
high school.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
And she's a smoker, it's going to be hard to build.
U must tissue with all that cigarette smoking. Yeah, of course,
the problem with that is smoking cigarettes makes you look
cool and smart and sexy.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Everybody knows that. I mean, honestly, somebody with children in
the car right now, or is like reaching for the knob.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Because democracy basically means governments by the people, off the people,
for the people, but the people are retarded.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson, all Right, did I
don't expect everybody to know what a wook is?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Woka wook short for a wookie short. Yes, technically, yes,
of course somebody knows that, right, But no, not everybody
knows what you know. But we're not talking about Star
Wars in this context. This is not about Star Wars.
A lot were all right, all right, I mean it
wouldn't be a lot cooler everywhere. No, Uh, A wook
is like a modern day hippie who you meet at
(07:53):
a music festival. They sort of look like a combination
between a hippie hip hop enthusiast and a homeless person.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Usually they look very dirty, they have long hair, sounds
like a bigfoot. You're basically describing sad squatch. Yeah, you
kind of kind of. Yeah, it is like a wookie,
you know, it's like a wookie offshoot.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Let me put a picture of a wook on the
screen here so you can get an idea of what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Would somebody describe, Yeah, what are we looking at here?
No of that looks good.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I know, a dirty white person with dreadlocks, usually wearing hemp.
Everything everything's hemp. That's what a wook is.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
You quote under that one gets pictures that Can I
just borrow everything? Can I borrow everything? Brom because I
don't have anything?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Man?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Well, wooks are a thing, and apparently pretty soon there's
going to be a TV show about it. An EDM
festival electronic dance music festival themed reality dating show set.
It is going to take place in Denver. Are you
going to be on this show?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I don't think I can. I'm not a wook. Okay,
but you're into that EDM.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
It's called Wooking for Love. Come on, that's pretty funny
right in all the long places, right yeah. According to
the show's website, What Wook's Seeking Love Connection and their
Forever festival partner will take part in a twelve episode
series created by a local tattoo artist named LaRue Ala Grado.
(09:26):
Viewers will follow them as they navigate music, community and
love through shared chaos and creativity. Inspired by a Colorado's
EDM festival scene and the wook subculture, the show will
reportedly feature wacky festival based activities and challenges like car camping,
flow art choreography, hula hooping, begging.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
For food and money, and stagehand scrambling. You know, they
stole this whole idea from good friends in themology. I
don't know what they called it over there. I don't
think it was a wook thing jahad. But that is
how ilhan Omar and her brother ended up hooking up.
Oh you mean her breusband bro brother husband, Yeah, which
(10:08):
of that's how they ended up hooking up the castle.
They wanted to win the show. It's fun. Yeah, it's
the small in version of it, right.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
The cast will reportedly live together on a ranch, which
is described as the Colorado version of Love Island. As
stated on the website, Looking for Love, which is slated
to air sometime in twenty twenty six, is open to
contestants of all identities, sexual orientations, and relationship styles because
of course it is, Yes.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
It is.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
What part of Colorado will they be filming in? And
do you think maybe we'll be able to get into
the background to some of it while we're there. I
wish it's going to be in Denver. Well, we're not
going to spend any time in Denver rather than at
the airport.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
According to the Denver Post, wook has a pretty variable definition.
Some people definitely use it as a derogatory term. It's insulting.
Some use it endearingly, sort of like the N word
with black people. Yeah they can say it, but well
nobody else. We're looking at the broadest definition of wook,
said the producer, in that you're involved in festival culture.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
It's an important part of your life.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
You work, you play, you live in the music in
art community, and ultimately what you're looking to get out
of life is that richness and connection of hanging out
with someone else who loves jam bands and doesn't shower.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
You know what else they do. A lot of them
collect synthesizers. I don't know if you knew that or not,
you would be wrong about it. They do. They like that, EDM.
These people can't afford synthesizers. They live in a bus.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
What are they going to do with a synthesizer. These
people travel around the country going to music festivals. If
they had a synthesizer, they would sell it for mushrooms
or stay home and play with it.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Stay what home? They're wooks, So that's right. They want
to borrow everything. They don't have a home. What I
would and I'm glad y'all brought Ilhan omark as we
got mail about her. She's been in the news a
lot this week. Denying is lying basically about the stuff
that she's done in her past, and Walter I think
summed it up For most of us. I don't give
a crap if Iohan married or brother or not. Honestly,
(12:01):
we don't either. What we do care about, though, is
the fact that she will now blatantly lie about it,
accuse other people of telling lies about her when they
say she did, and if she won't admit to it,
then that makes it more difficult for us to catch
her in the crime, multiple crimes that she is committed
by marrying her brother. The reasons for it are way
(12:26):
worse than the fact that she did it. Really, you
get that I don't care that she married her brother,
but I do care that she did it so that
she could defraud the American people and her taxpayers out
of our money and the right to citizen re and stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yeah, this is America. You want to marry your brother,
you can. You just can't do it to skate around
our immigration laws. You know, we have laws here and
we enforce our laws. If you don't enforce your laws,
then pretty soon people are just going to say, well.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
They don't count. It won't matter, and I'll just break
them whenever I feel like it. Yeah, wait a minute,
I think that that's what we're doing now, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I'll tell you what, guys, I'm just getting caught up
on an email and some of these are great. Listen
to what Al from Lafayette says. He says, guys, I'm
sixty eight years old. I need nothing for Christmas except
my family around. So I told them all, in lieu
of any gifts, I want them to make a contribution
to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot Org.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
That is so sweet man, that's really cool. Now, depending
on how much they give, and we'll have to check
with Crystal see how much the family gives. That's how
much they love him. It's a good point.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
You don't want to disappoint him, do you. Well, I
guess sixty eight, ain't that met. Life ain't over at
sixty eight, so he might he might rise up and
get arnry on you. There is a tale in the Bible.
I don't know if you're a fan of the Bible.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
The Bible story of the old lady giving money is
the parable known as widows might found in Mark twelve
forty one and Luke twenty one to one, where a
poor widow gives two small copper coins her last penny
into the temple treasury and Jesus praises her generosity is
greater than that of the rich who gave large sums
from their surplus, because she gave everything she had to
(14:02):
live on, showing immense faith and sacrifice. Billy d Yeah,
I'm saying if they make a small donation, but it's
all the money they had, it's still better than a
rich person making a large donation.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
You talk about like per capita. That sound like per capita.
That's rights it, darn it, He's got me there. It's
a percentage of of your adjusted gross income, is what
it is. No, No, he's right. This is too close
to per capita.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's a way of looking at like a large number
and a small number, and somehow saying the small numbers more.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
It's worse, it's better what I don't know anyway.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
The story highlights that God values the heart and sacrifice
behind a gift, not just the monetary value. The widow
gave all she had, demonstrating complete trust in God to
provide a far greater act of faith than the rich
giving what they could easily spare.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
See there, I get it. That's a lovely parable.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Anyway, if y'all could please go to Wheelchairs for Warriors
dot org today. All we're asking is that you give
something you don't have to. It doesn't have to be
a lot. We understand this isn't the only thing you support,
the only I hope you do bankrupt yourself over it.
But hey, you know, don't give till it hurts, but
given till it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, exactly, Just donate until it makes your butt hurt, which,
by the way, I think is how mister Kenneth met
his last boyfriend. You don't know that, yeah, but it
probably did.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Right. Hey, a question for you guys.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
There's nothing better during the holidays than cozing up with
the one you love, even if that's just you. And
wouldn't you agree the best way to do it, mister
Kenneth is by watching a Hallmark Christmas movie.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Absolutely no question about that. Well, let's see what's on tonight.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Tonight, I'm a Hallmark Channel Christmas on the court.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
He's a handsome former NBA player who lost his job
because of too many missed dunks. She's a beautiful and
fit pickleball player who has trouble with her dinks.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Will she stop dunking her dinks? Is his dunk sunk?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
And will?
Speaker 6 (15:53):
They both notice each other's perfectly in shape, but dunk
a dunk? Do you have more holes in your head
than a pickleball? Of course they will.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
It's Christmas on the Court tonight on the Hallmark Channel.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I'd so love to get beaten up by you and
be your toilet. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
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