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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I love being on the radio. I still enjoy this
media after all these years. We can reach people that
wouldn't normally be able to tune in if we were
just on the internet, and I think that's very cool
because we offer both. And because we're on the radio,
there are things we cannot air.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, there are certain words that THEFCC says your listeners
just can't handle hearing, and they may be right on
some of them.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Very rarely do I think I'm jealous of podcasters, And
of course we have a very popular podcast, but we
can't say the F word, the C word, the S.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Words, and then the MF is right out of Yeah,
it's the same.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Word, right, really, GD I wouldn't want to say that one,
but we can't say it.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
And he's not on the Seven Deadly's though, if you
remembered Carlin's list, no, I don't know what that might
not have been officially from the FCC files, but he
did make a big deal out of the seven that
you can't say. I could recite them all for you,
but then it'd be the last show we ever did.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I don't actually care that we can't say the N word,
but I while we're on the topic.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Aren't the rules about that kind of weird?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh? Yeah, but you understand who was it?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Recently was at Hakim Jeffreys. I forget who it was.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Some prominent Democrats said, Oh, that Jamal Bowman guy, the
guy that pulled the fire alarm. The congressman who left
a disgrace said every time a black man hears the
N word, it causes him PTSD.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
And if that's.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
True, he better stop hanging around other black guys. What
happens when they let us to do a rap song?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Is that? What is that? What's hurting the black community?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I can't handle it.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
When this guy was running for office, he stood on
stage at a rally with AOC and he recited the
lyrics to a Wu Tang Clan song that I've heard
a thousand times.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I know it's got well, it's got the N word
in it. Oh. Oh, if you actually want me to
rap the song, I will.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I know you don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
No, No, the great The first line is great, I
bomb atomically Socrates, philosophies, and then a whole bunch of
N words.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Right, yeah, bomb atomically.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Right like a nuclear bomb.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I get it. Yeah, I'm not sure. He actually, you know,
bombs atomically. It might have been an exaggeration of his
skills or abilities. Hey, those lyrics were written by the Rizza.
That's Quentin Tarantino's music director. Oh, I take it all back. No,
you see, Yeah, I was wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
See you don't like rap music, but you like Kill Bill,
don't you know?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I watched it once? Yeah, I gotta say I see
it on the screen. Now that it's all on the guide,
I don't immediately go, oh, kill Bill. I gotta just know.
There's certain movies you see and you go, well, I
all watch this for a few minutes because it's good.
Kill Bill's not that for me. Well, it's no Caddy
shack well true stripes.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Great dude, Oh man, did you just how dare you?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
How dare you think I didn't have that ready to
go the second you spontaneously said it.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
People are gonna think we planned this.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I know they would.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
We didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
We're really too lazy for that kind of work. Now
we just happened to have it here, just one of
my favorit movies.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's about to go home. Y'all know I was about to.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Leave, right, I knew you were about to get mad.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I didn't want to hear Kenny rap.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I knew. I knew if I said that you'd walk
in pull me back.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
In with stripes. I didn't rap, you were about to.
I talked about rap.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
It's not the same.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
You did ask if I wanted you to rap, which
I immediately said no.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
All right, Billy ed what happened to you this week?
And you look a little fired up right now?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
But well, you know things just in general. I mean,
there's a good weekend and a kind of hot how
about you? Did you have a good, kind of an
interesting weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I saw a stand up comedy show this weekend, really
good comic Jeff Die He was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Did he call you up on stage from the crowd
and say, hey, give us a tight five? Kenny? Kenny
is an up and coming stand up comedian himself, like
see other comedians maybe support you in your effort up
and coming?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Would imply that I'm trying to work on my comedy career.
I just go out and do stand up for fun.
I'm not actually trying to be a comedian.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You're not trying to get better?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Well, I mean, I I think I'm good already. Billy Oh,
you haven't read haven't read what the emails?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Oh no, never mind, it's not important.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Now I want to know read the email.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Uh look, here's just an email about LaToya.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh I don't. I think you're making this up, Billy ed.
I didn't even do a comedy show this weekend. I
had a good weekend. I saw a comedian and he
had a great joke about Panda Express. Uh huh, And
I hate to steal it from him, but it wasn't
my joke. So can I just tell it?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Because it is it really dirty? No?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh? Is it really racist? Kind of kinda isn't really racist? Okay,
it's something kind of racist. It's not really racist.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
It is something racist if it's objectively true. Oh yeah,
oh hell yeah yeah it is. Oh well, in that case,
I won't tell the joke then all right, But if
you were going to tell it, how would it go?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Jeff Dia my favorite joke this weekend, and he had
about ninety minutes a great material. And I hate to
steal his joke, but I'm just I'm giving him full credit.
He said, you're not stealing it if you mentioned who
You're right, he said, Panda Express is where Mexican to
make Chinese food for black people. And that's one of
those things that made me laugh, and then three hours
later it made me and I kind of wanted to
(05:08):
eat Panta Express after that.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Of course you did. It does sound good.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I wouldn't say no to it.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, especially all that sauce on it. You know that
sauce shines under the buffet lights, doesn't it. It just listens,
it becomes I'm sorry to say, tantalizing. You can't say
no after after looking at that shiny sauce. Yeah, you're
probably right about that. Something about all that sauce. You
have no Mexicans and no Chinese food.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Uh. It does beg the question though, do you like
Panda Express or do you just like sauce sauce?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, that's pretty much sauce. Yeah, me too, Billy, Oh yeah,
how about you yet? Do you do anything fun this weekend?
It's Praleen?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Okay, how's Polyester and Billy a junior? Everybody? All right?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I hadn't heard really talked to them much. You know
they're around, They're fine. I'm sure you didn't talk to
your wife this weekend?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Don't you too?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Share a bed with each other. Well, this is how
that goes. She talks all the time, so I don't
have to. That's how you meet. It's you know, opposites
a tract and you know, meet the right person, and
she takes up all the talk slack and that way
I can just focus on whatever I'm doing. Because sometimes
she's talking to the dogs, sometimes she's talking to herself.
(06:19):
Sometimes she's probably talking to me. I don't know, it's
hard to say.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I also went to a chiropractor and a yoga class
this weekend, two things I've.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Never done in my life at the same time.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Well, I went to the chiropractor and he said, there's
nothing wrong with you. You just don't stretch enough, which I
was a little embarrassing. But also, isn't a stretching kind
of homo erotic?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Well yes kind of, but you know, I know guys
that do stretch and they can kick you in the face.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
So I just feel like it's a little masculating. But
so he said, go to a yoga class. So I
took a yoga class.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
So you decided if it was going to be homo
ret erotical or what else? Was it masculating? Masculating. Sure
thought the best thing to do would be do it
in a class full of strangers. Yeah, you could stretch
it home by yourself and not be emasculated.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Well, I just wanted the back pain to go away,
and so I took the class. And I will tell
you it was not when I was expecting. I was
surrounded by a lot of pregnant ladies. It was a
lot of pregnantly.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Did you take a pregnant lady yoga class? You might have?
You probably ought to read the little hitting at the
top of the thing.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
It was.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
It was a fair question. It was a therapeutic It
wasn't a regular yoga class. It was a yoga class
for people who had injuries or And so I turns
out pregnancy is an injury. I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Well, it's a condition for surely any goats in the room.
I hear good things about goats.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
No, but I'm not against the goat yoga idea. There
just wasn't any there.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
That's a shame. That's probably more expensure.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Being in a yoga class is interesting because you look
around in the classroom and I thought, you know, based
on just physical appearance, I was like Oh, I'm in
better shape than all these people. And then while we
were doing the yoga clas, I was the only person
perspiring all over my mat. I was just sweating everywhere,
and I thought, Wow, all these pregnant ladies and none
of them are sweating right now.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I guess it was easier for them because they've done
it before. Probably the case you brought them into your
gym and asked them to lift four hundred pounds, I
bet you'd win, probably truly, But that's not what you
were doing.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
And I wouldn't brag about beating a pregnant lady in
a physical attribute contest. That seems a little that's emasculating too.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You might brag about it a little bit, but probably
not all on the radio hopefully.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Oh come on, Billy, had a pregnant woman, No, a
pregnant man. Yeah, I get this pregnant guy out of here.
Men can get pregnant now, by the way, So that's
the world, and they've been able to all this time.
We just were too dumb to know it. But we
just got awakened. That's all that's important there, Billy, And
you didn't miss much just getting here when you did.
(08:52):
We talked about Russia and the peace summit. How's the
new piece working out? Well, they're still they're halfway done.
And then we also talked about LaToya Traill's indictment and.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Wait, a politician in New Orleans is in trouble with
the law.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
That's correct, that grand jury thoughts. So yeah, no federal investigation.
You know, this is another right wing conspiracy, I'm sure.
Kind of what's most remarkable about that is it didn't
even I mean, the mayor of a major city got indicted.
That's not even a national news story because it's New Orleans.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And if you go to New Orleans News, they'd rather
talk about the Saints come from behind tie and a
pointless preseason game than anything to do with the crime.
That is kind of remarkable that crime in New Orleans
and the political realm is so expected that a preseason
NFL game gets more attention in the media than whatever
happened to the mayor. Over there's something that is something.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Happy Monday, everybody.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Now back to Walton and Johnson for this. It's a Monday.
If you're gonna hurt yourself again, Canny, you're gonna pull
another muscle. If you're not careful.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
J that's what happened to my neck hurt? I hurt
my back head banging?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Is that? That's probably what it was. Yeah, come on, bro,
this is a jam. This that's one of my favorite songs.
It's called Make the Demons Obey. Well sure, and it's
a younger man's game. I don't know if you're ready
for the truth of it or not, but you're not
that guy anymore. You're not that rubber necked, you know,
head banging, the long haired, flinging teenager or twenties or
thirties anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
You're a grown ass man.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I know.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
That's the worst part about stiffing up and start limping
and groaning like the rest of us. I've done that now.
You're not wrong about it. It's just me putting on
socks in the morning. Oh really, really socks. It can
be tricky. You'll find out, you'll get there. Something to
look forward to it. I guess we got a big
ass storm out there in the Atlantic. I don't know
if you look at there and lately or not, but
(10:40):
she's a big girl, or she's strong and brave, I
think is how they would refer to her nowadays. Really
strong end breath uh Cat five briefly over the weekend,
and now back down to a Cat four Now they said,
you know, the eye and the center of the storm
and all that stuff supposed to curl back out to sea,
(11:00):
but still means lots of red. Oh there's one headline.
I saw the Atlantic coast preparing for one hundred foot waves. No,
they're not.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
One hundred foot is pretty yeah, where's that gonna be?
Ten footers would be pretty big.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
But the storm is pushing a lot of water and oh, riptides,
you know, rip current whatever you want to call them,
that'll be going on. There'll be somebody in the news
getting caught in a rip tide.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
You watch, Billy h Did you see where this hurricane
is going? The weather man said it's gonna hit Haiti.
If that happens, that won't be a nice place anymore.
Oh no, well, I'm sure we have a crew standing by.
The Clintons are probably already opening up their big bank account, sure,
you know, because they have all those Haiti funds just
waiting for the next time there's trouble.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
What if it accidentally makes Haiti into a better place,
could be at least rearrange their crap. I heard a
name I hadn't heard in a while on the news
on Friday. Barbecue.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Oh yeah, he can't still be alive. Huh No, he's
still in charge of the island. Tell you're saying the
most interesting thing about Barbecue, the Haitian gang leader. According
to The New York Times two days ago, a major
bounty has been offered to help apprehend Jimmy Cherseyer, a
gang leader known as Barbecue.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
His name is Jimmy. Jimmy is his name? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Probably good to go with Barbecue. Jimmy just doesn't sound
like you're ruthless leader who's taken over the country.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Experts have doubts about whether this bounty will make any difference.
It's a five million dollar reward for the Haitian gang leader. Now,
I don't know about you, Billy Edmund, I could use
five million bucks.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
You won't go down there, and Gideon, I mean, you'll
have to split it with me if I go with you.
But it's better for you to have two million and
a half million than nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I don't know. I've never been to Haiti before. Where
will we stay? Is they have a Marriott? I like
a JW.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Merriott?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
We'll stay at the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I mean it's close, but you know it's eighty adjacent,
I think, is what the real estate people say.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
You know, I'll see you.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
All.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Jokes aside, there is a good point to be made
here about how a lot of the racists on the
internet are actually cowards. I mean, think about it. Here,
you got a five million dollar reward to take down
a guy, a very dangerous guy, a guy we all
agree is bad and he just so happens to be.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
You know. Yeah, And I noticed all these tough guys.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
On the internet. None of them want to go down
there and stop this guy. Here's a guy. If you're
such a badass, I'm just saying, some of you racists
on the internet, I think you're cowards. That's what I'm saying.
He called you out. I don't do about it. Yeah,
go get barbecue, take him down. I don't think you're
gonna do it. I think you live in your mom's basement.
You have a blog on for and you're not going
(14:01):
to do anything about it. So there, Now we'll see
what happened. Yeah, probably nothing, but wait and see.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Kind of like this piece with the with Russia, now,
people with the Trump derangement syndrome, of course, can never
let Trump have even the scynth the width of an
accomplishment or a win or even a tie. He has
to lose. And so the story is that Putin showed
up in Alaska and even though Trump was you know,
(14:29):
flying bombers overhead and you know, doing all kinds of
cool stuff to try to intumidate him, that's what they think.
Putin pretty much ran the show. Trump didn't get to
say a word, and he just a big mistake, huge mistake.
And now I guess he's he's gonna bully some of
the European leaders. Huh, that's what That's what I heard.
(14:52):
A lot of bullying going on there at the White House.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Marco Rubio, your Secretary of State, was on Face the
Nation with Margaret Brentnon, and Margaret Brentn is not a
serious person.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
The conversation went down like this.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
You know, there is concern from the Europeans that President
Zelensky is going to be bullied into signing something away.
That's why you have these European leaders coming as back
up tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Can you no, that's not true. But that's not Why,
why that's not true. They're not coming here tomorrow to
keep Zelensky from being bullied.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
They're not very old.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
They're coming here tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
The television cameras where President Zelensky meetings. Oh no, I know,
And I was just up with Vladimir Putin where red
carpet rules.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
We've had more meetings we've had We've had We've had
one meeting with Putin and like a dozen meetings with Zelenski,
so that but that's not true. They're not coming here
tomorrow to keep Zelensky from being bullied.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
They're coming here.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Tomorrow because we've been working with the Europeans. We talked
to them last week. There were meetings in the UK
over the previous weekend and as early as Thursday. But
you said that they're coming here tomorrow to keep Zelensky
from being bullied. They're not coming here tomorrow. This is
such a stupid media narrative that they're coming here tomorrow
because the Trump is going to bully Lensky into a
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bad deal. We've been working with these people for weeks,
for weeks on this stuff. They're coming here tomorrow because
they chose to come here tomorrow. We invited them to come.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
We invited them to come.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Who put that aggravating music behind his voice?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Me?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
I did I like it? Oh? And when someone in.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
The media saying something really silly, I like to play
this silly music.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
You don't enjoy this. This is from South Park. I'm
not sure Rubio was saying anything silly, but it was
all under him.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
No, Margaret Brennan, Well, come on, you don't get to
decide which person you either play the background music or
you don't.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Billy, do you get to decide? There's a volume control.
I'll show you where it is.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
So when Rubyo talks, I paused the music, and then
when Margaret Brennan.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Talks, I play.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
He's the idiot there. It's a lot of work, that's true.
It's a lot of effort, Billy, I got it. I
admit that's a lot of For a DJ, that is
a lot of work. It is turning things up and
down repeatedly. Now you're being silly, Billy. I think at
the end of the day here it's important to note
that we actually invited these European looders to the summit.
(17:15):
It is possible, nothing happens. It's possible that Donald Trump
doesn't make peace. But I might remind you we didn't
start this war. This war started because Joe Biden took
the sanctions off the nord Stream pipeline, a pipeline that
gave Russia the monetary about the financial freedom to fund
a war against Ukraine. Some believe that Joe Biden wanted
(17:36):
that war to happen, that after twenty years of a
failed Afghanistan war, the military industrial complex needed another never
ending war, one that mainstream Americans could sympathize with, and
a European war was the perfect thing. You didn't want
to go back any further than than Biden, Like, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Obama certainly, but this particular war right now started under Biden.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
But maybe the encouragement for this Ukraine invasion came when
Obama decided to just give the Russians to Crimea. And
nobody said a worried about it because you couldn't. It
was Obama Black, so you can't say nothing.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
But since okay, twenty thirteen, I would certainly could see
that the CIA played a role in trying to overthrow
the government in Ukraine back when Obama was still in office.
But if we're playing semantics. Wouldn't you agree that Biden's
term in office was just Obama's third term?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yes, I will.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah, Well, see we agree in that.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It feel good to agree, billiead It's okay you seem defeated.
You seem defeated that you and I both have the
same opinion on this.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, I'm not real sure I'm happy about that.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Yeah, we get it.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
You'll be fine. Relax anyway. At the end of the day,
I'm sure we all agree. The very sad times in Ukraine,
but sad times in America as well. Three law enforcement
officers were shot in Utah during an active incident Sunday night.
The Brigham City Police Department said that police officers in
the Garland area responded to reports of a disturbance. They
said a suspect opened fire on the officers. Initially, they
(19:09):
reported that the officers, two of them, had died. Then
the mayor came back and said, no, it's okay. Three
first responders were injured. They're still alive.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Big difference between injured and dead.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I mean, frank good, I'm glad they got it wrong.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Police did not affirm their conditions, saying they will have
more information on the wounded officers in the next twenty
four hours.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
One thing is for sure, this is chilling. They were
shooting at these cops.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
There's an audio recording of it, and I'm I know
they've been playing it on Fox News. I kind of
feel like it's a little exploitative to play a recording
of a cop while he said he got he didn't
know if he was shot in the neck or the head.
And it's him kind of laying on the ground in pain,
and in the background you can hear something's happening, and
this guy, this badass dude, is alive. This guy just
(19:52):
took a bullet for his community and for his country.
And he's on the radio, not necessarily calling for help
for just a self, but to alert others that they
might be in danger.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Now that's what a hero sounds like.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
It's an amazing night last night in Utah, and we're
grateful that the officers are alive, but still pretty tragic
then it happened in the first place.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Am into that email from Kyle here who says that
if those hundred foot ways were to hit the east
coast like they you know, talked about, that's what they said, luckily,
thanks to the climate change alarmists, nobody would be hurt
and there would be no damage because that everyone's been
told to move off the coast years ago.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
I'm sure they did.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Great point a man For a Monday show. This is
easily as good as a Tuesday show.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
I love being on the radio. I still enjoy this
media after all these years. We can reach people that
wouldn't normally be able to tune in if we were
just on the internet, and I think that's very cool
because we offer both. And because we're on the radio,
there are things we cannot air.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, there are certain words that THEFCC says your listeners
just can't handle hearing, and they may be right on
some of them.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Very rarely do I think I'm jealous of podcasters, And
of course we have a very popular podcast, but we
can't say the F word, the C word, the S.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Words, and then the MF is right out of Yeah,
it's the same.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Word, right, really, GD I wouldn't want to say that one,
but we can't say it.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
And he's not on the Seven Deadly's though, if you
remembered Carlin's list, no, I don't know what that might
not have been officially from the FCC files, but he
did make a big deal out of the seven that
you can't say. I could recite them all for you,
but then it'd be the last show we ever did.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I don't actually care that we can't say the N word,
but I while we're on the topic.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Aren't the rules about that kind of weird?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh? Yeah, but you understand who was it?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Recently was at Hakim Jeffreys. I forget who it was.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Some prominent Democrats said, Oh, that Jamal Bowman guy, the
guy that pulled the fire alarm. The congressman who left
a disgrace said every time a black man hears the
N word, it causes him PTSD.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
And if that's.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
True, he better stop hanging around other black guys. What
happens when they let us to do a rap song?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Is that? What is that? What's hurting the black community?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I can't handle it.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
When this guy was running for office, he stood on
stage at a rally with AOC and he recited the
lyrics to a Wu Tang Clan song that I've heard
a thousand times.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I know it's got well, it's got the N word
in it. Oh. Oh, if you actually want me to
rap the song, I will.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I know you don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
No, No, the great The first line is great, I
bomb atomically Socrates, philosophies, and then a whole bunch of
N words.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Right, yeah, bomb atomically.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Right like a nuclear bomb.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I get it. Yeah, I'm not sure. He actually, you know,
bombs atomically. It might have been an exaggeration of his
skills or abilities. Hey, those lyrics were written by the Rizza.
That's Quentin Tarantino's music director. Oh, I take it all back. No,
you see, Yeah, I was wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
See you don't like rap music, but you like Kill Bill,
don't you know?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I watched it once? Yeah, I gotta say I see
it on the screen. Now that it's all on the guide,
I don't immediately go, oh, kill Bill. I gotta just know.
There's certain movies you see and you go, well, I
all watch this for a few minutes because it's good.
Kill Bill's not that for me. Well, it's no Caddy
shack well true stripes.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Great dude, Oh man, did you just how dare you?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
How dare you think I didn't have that ready to
go the second you spontaneously said it.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
People are gonna think we planned this.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I know they would.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
We didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
We're really too lazy for that kind of work. Now
we just happened to have it here, just one of
my favorit movies.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's about to go home. Y'all know I was about to.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Leave, right, I knew you were about to get mad.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I didn't want to hear Kenny rap.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I knew. I knew if I said that you'd walk
in pull me back.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
In with stripes. I didn't rap, you were about to.
I talked about rap.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
It's not the same.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
You did ask if I wanted you to rap, which
I immediately said no.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
All right, Billy ed what happened to you this week?
And you look a little fired up right now?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
But well, you know things just in general. I mean,
there's a good weekend and a kind of hot how
about you? Did you have a good, kind of an
interesting weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I saw a stand up comedy show this weekend, really
good comic Jeff Die He was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Did he call you up on stage from the crowd
and say, hey, give us a tight five? Kenny? Kenny
is an up and coming stand up comedian himself, like
see other comedians maybe support you in your effort up
and coming?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Would imply that I'm trying to work on my comedy career.
I just go out and do stand up for fun.
I'm not actually trying to be a comedian.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You're not trying to get better?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Well, I mean, I I think I'm good already. Billy Oh,
you haven't read haven't read what the emails?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Oh no, never mind, it's not important.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Now I want to know read the email.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Uh look, here's just an email about LaToya.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh I don't. I think you're making this up, Billy ed.
I didn't even do a comedy show this weekend. I
had a good weekend. I saw a comedian and he
had a great joke about Panda Express. Uh huh, And
I hate to steal it from him, but it wasn't
my joke. So can I just tell it?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Because it is it really dirty? No?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh? Is it really racist? Kind of kinda isn't really racist? Okay,
it's something kind of racist. It's not really racist.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
It is something racist if it's objectively true. Oh yeah,
oh hell yeah yeah it is. Oh well, in that case,
I won't tell the joke then all right, But if
you were going to tell it, how would it go?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Jeff Dia my favorite joke this weekend, and he had
about ninety minutes a great material. And I hate to
steal his joke, but I'm just I'm giving him full credit.
He said, you're not stealing it if you mentioned who
You're right, he said, Panda Express is where Mexican to
make Chinese food for black people. And that's one of
those things that made me laugh, and then three hours
later it made me and I kind of wanted to
(05:08):
eat Panta Express after that.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Of course you did. It does sound good.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I wouldn't say no to it.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, especially all that sauce on it. You know that
sauce shines under the buffet lights, doesn't it. It just listens,
it becomes I'm sorry to say, tantalizing. You can't say
no after after looking at that shiny sauce. Yeah, you're
probably right about that. Something about all that sauce. You
have no Mexicans and no Chinese food.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Uh. It does beg the question though, do you like
Panda Express or do you just like sauce sauce?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, that's pretty much sauce. Yeah, me too, Billy, Oh yeah,
how about you yet? Do you do anything fun this weekend?
It's Praleen?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Okay, how's Polyester and Billy a junior? Everybody? All right?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I hadn't heard really talked to them much. You know
they're around, They're fine. I'm sure you didn't talk to
your wife this weekend?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Don't you too?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Share a bed with each other. Well, this is how
that goes. She talks all the time, so I don't
have to. That's how you meet. It's you know, opposites
a tract and you know, meet the right person, and
she takes up all the talk slack and that way
I can just focus on whatever I'm doing. Because sometimes
she's talking to the dogs, sometimes she's talking to herself.
(06:19):
Sometimes she's probably talking to me. I don't know, it's
hard to say.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I also went to a chiropractor and a yoga class
this weekend, two things I've.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Never done in my life at the same time.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Well, I went to the chiropractor and he said, there's
nothing wrong with you. You just don't stretch enough, which I
was a little embarrassing. But also, isn't a stretching kind
of homo erotic?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Well yes kind of, but you know, I know guys
that do stretch and they can kick you in the face.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
So I just feel like it's a little masculating. But
so he said, go to a yoga class. So I
took a yoga class.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
So you decided if it was going to be homo
ret erotical or what else? Was it masculating? Masculating. Sure
thought the best thing to do would be do it
in a class full of strangers. Yeah, you could stretch
it home by yourself and not be emasculated.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Well, I just wanted the back pain to go away,
and so I took the class. And I will tell
you it was not when I was expecting. I was
surrounded by a lot of pregnant ladies. It was a
lot of pregnantly.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Did you take a pregnant lady yoga class? You might have?
You probably ought to read the little hitting at the
top of the thing.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
It was.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
It was a fair question. It was a therapeutic It
wasn't a regular yoga class. It was a yoga class
for people who had injuries or And so I turns
out pregnancy is an injury. I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Well, it's a condition for surely any goats in the room.
I hear good things about goats.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
No, but I'm not against the goat yoga idea. There
just wasn't any there.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
That's a shame. That's probably more expensure.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Being in a yoga class is interesting because you look
around in the classroom and I thought, you know, based
on just physical appearance, I was like Oh, I'm in
better shape than all these people. And then while we
were doing the yoga clas, I was the only person
perspiring all over my mat. I was just sweating everywhere,
and I thought, Wow, all these pregnant ladies and none
of them are sweating right now.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I guess it was easier for them because they've done
it before. Probably the case you brought them into your
gym and asked them to lift four hundred pounds, I
bet you'd win, probably truly, But that's not what you
were doing.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
And I wouldn't brag about beating a pregnant lady in
a physical attribute contest. That seems a little that's emasculating too.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You might brag about it a little bit, but probably
not all on the radio hopefully.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Oh come on, Billy, had a pregnant woman, No, a
pregnant man. Yeah, I get this pregnant guy out of here.
Men can get pregnant now, by the way, So that's
the world, and they've been able to all this time.
We just were too dumb to know it. But we
just got awakened. That's all that's important there, Billy, And
you didn't miss much just getting here when you did.
(08:52):
We talked about Russia and the peace summit. How's the
new piece working out? Well, they're still they're halfway done.
And then we also talked about LaToya Traill's indictment and.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Wait, a politician in New Orleans is in trouble with
the law.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
That's correct, that grand jury thoughts. So yeah, no federal investigation.
You know, this is another right wing conspiracy, I'm sure.
Kind of what's most remarkable about that is it didn't
even I mean, the mayor of a major city got indicted.
That's not even a national news story because it's New Orleans.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And if you go to New Orleans News, they'd rather
talk about the Saints come from behind tie and a
pointless preseason game than anything to do with the crime.
That is kind of remarkable that crime in New Orleans
and the political realm is so expected that a preseason
NFL game gets more attention in the media than whatever
happened to the mayor. Over there's something that is something.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Happy Monday, everybody.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Now back to Walton and Johnson for this. It's a Monday.
If you're gonna hurt yourself again, Canny, you're gonna pull
another muscle. If you're not careful.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
J that's what happened to my neck hurt? I hurt
my back head banging?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Is that? That's probably what it was. Yeah, come on, bro,
this is a jam. This that's one of my favorite songs.
It's called Make the Demons Obey. Well sure, and it's
a younger man's game. I don't know if you're ready
for the truth of it or not, but you're not
that guy anymore. You're not that rubber necked, you know,
head banging, the long haired, flinging teenager or twenties or
thirties anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
You're a grown ass man.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I know.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
That's the worst part about stiffing up and start limping
and groaning like the rest of us. I've done that now.
You're not wrong about it. It's just me putting on
socks in the morning. Oh really, really socks. It can
be tricky. You'll find out, you'll get there. Something to
look forward to it. I guess we got a big
ass storm out there in the Atlantic. I don't know
if you look at there and lately or not, but
(10:40):
she's a big girl, or she's strong and brave, I
think is how they would refer to her nowadays. Really
strong end breath uh Cat five briefly over the weekend,
and now back down to a Cat four Now they said,
you know, the eye and the center of the storm
and all that stuff supposed to curl back out to sea,
(11:00):
but still means lots of red. Oh there's one headline.
I saw the Atlantic coast preparing for one hundred foot waves. No,
they're not.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
One hundred foot is pretty yeah, where's that gonna be?
Ten footers would be pretty big.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
But the storm is pushing a lot of water and oh, riptides,
you know, rip current whatever you want to call them,
that'll be going on. There'll be somebody in the news
getting caught in a rip tide.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
You watch, Billy h Did you see where this hurricane
is going? The weather man said it's gonna hit Haiti.
If that happens, that won't be a nice place anymore.
Oh no, well, I'm sure we have a crew standing by.
The Clintons are probably already opening up their big bank account, sure,
you know, because they have all those Haiti funds just
waiting for the next time there's trouble.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
What if it accidentally makes Haiti into a better place,
could be at least rearrange their crap. I heard a
name I hadn't heard in a while on the news
on Friday. Barbecue.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Oh yeah, he can't still be alive. Huh No, he's
still in charge of the island. Tell you're saying the
most interesting thing about Barbecue, the Haitian gang leader. According
to The New York Times two days ago, a major
bounty has been offered to help apprehend Jimmy Cherseyer, a
gang leader known as Barbecue.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
His name is Jimmy. Jimmy is his name? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Probably good to go with Barbecue. Jimmy just doesn't sound
like you're ruthless leader who's taken over the country.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Experts have doubts about whether this bounty will make any difference.
It's a five million dollar reward for the Haitian gang leader. Now,
I don't know about you, Billy Edmund, I could use
five million bucks.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
You won't go down there, and Gideon, I mean, you'll
have to split it with me if I go with you.
But it's better for you to have two million and
a half million than nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I don't know. I've never been to Haiti before. Where
will we stay? Is they have a Marriott? I like
a JW.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Merriott?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
We'll stay at the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I mean it's close, but you know it's eighty adjacent,
I think, is what the real estate people say.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
You know, I'll see you.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
All.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Jokes aside, there is a good point to be made
here about how a lot of the racists on the
internet are actually cowards. I mean, think about it. Here,
you got a five million dollar reward to take down
a guy, a very dangerous guy, a guy we all
agree is bad and he just so happens to be.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
You know. Yeah, And I noticed all these tough guys.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
On the internet. None of them want to go down
there and stop this guy. Here's a guy. If you're
such a badass, I'm just saying, some of you racists
on the internet, I think you're cowards. That's what I'm saying.
He called you out. I don't do about it. Yeah,
go get barbecue, take him down. I don't think you're
gonna do it. I think you live in your mom's basement.
You have a blog on for and you're not going
(14:01):
to do anything about it. So there, Now we'll see
what happened. Yeah, probably nothing, but wait and see.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Kind of like this piece with the with Russia, now,
people with the Trump derangement syndrome, of course, can never
let Trump have even the scynth the width of an
accomplishment or a win or even a tie. He has
to lose. And so the story is that Putin showed
up in Alaska and even though Trump was you know,
(14:29):
flying bombers overhead and you know, doing all kinds of
cool stuff to try to intumidate him, that's what they think.
Putin pretty much ran the show. Trump didn't get to
say a word, and he just a big mistake, huge mistake.
And now I guess he's he's gonna bully some of
the European leaders. Huh, that's what That's what I heard.
(14:52):
A lot of bullying going on there at the White House.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Marco Rubio, your Secretary of State, was on Face the
Nation with Margaret Brentnon, and Margaret Brentn is not a
serious person.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
The conversation went down like this.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
You know, there is concern from the Europeans that President
Zelensky is going to be bullied into signing something away.
That's why you have these European leaders coming as back
up tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Can you no, that's not true. But that's not Why,
why that's not true. They're not coming here tomorrow to
keep Zelensky from being bullied.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
They're not very old.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
They're coming here tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
The television cameras where President Zelensky meetings. Oh no, I know,
And I was just up with Vladimir Putin where red
carpet rules.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
We've had more meetings we've had We've had We've had
one meeting with Putin and like a dozen meetings with Zelenski,
so that but that's not true. They're not coming here
tomorrow to keep Zelensky from being bullied.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
They're coming here.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Tomorrow because we've been working with the Europeans. We talked
to them last week. There were meetings in the UK
over the previous weekend and as early as Thursday. But
you said that they're coming here tomorrow to keep Zelensky
from being bullied. They're not coming here tomorrow. This is
such a stupid media narrative that they're coming here tomorrow
because the Trump is going to bully Lensky into a
(16:09):
bad deal. We've been working with these people for weeks,
for weeks on this stuff. They're coming here tomorrow because
they chose to come here tomorrow. We invited them to come.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
We invited them to come.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Who put that aggravating music behind his voice?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Me?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
I did I like it? Oh? And when someone in.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
The media saying something really silly, I like to play
this silly music.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
You don't enjoy this. This is from South Park. I'm
not sure Rubio was saying anything silly, but it was
all under him.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
No, Margaret Brennan, Well, come on, you don't get to
decide which person you either play the background music or
you don't.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Billy, do you get to decide? There's a volume control.
I'll show you where it is.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
So when Rubyo talks, I paused the music, and then
when Margaret Brennan.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Talks, I play.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
He's the idiot there. It's a lot of work, that's true.
It's a lot of effort, Billy, I got it. I
admit that's a lot of For a DJ, that is
a lot of work. It is turning things up and
down repeatedly. Now you're being silly, Billy. I think at
the end of the day here it's important to note
that we actually invited these European looders to the summit.
(17:15):
It is possible, nothing happens. It's possible that Donald Trump
doesn't make peace. But I might remind you we didn't
start this war. This war started because Joe Biden took
the sanctions off the nord Stream pipeline, a pipeline that
gave Russia the monetary about the financial freedom to fund
a war against Ukraine. Some believe that Joe Biden wanted
(17:36):
that war to happen, that after twenty years of a
failed Afghanistan war, the military industrial complex needed another never
ending war, one that mainstream Americans could sympathize with, and
a European war was the perfect thing. You didn't want
to go back any further than than Biden, Like, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Obama certainly, but this particular war right now started under Biden.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
But maybe the encouragement for this Ukraine invasion came when
Obama decided to just give the Russians to Crimea. And
nobody said a worried about it because you couldn't. It
was Obama Black, so you can't say nothing.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
But since okay, twenty thirteen, I would certainly could see
that the CIA played a role in trying to overthrow
the government in Ukraine back when Obama was still in office.
But if we're playing semantics. Wouldn't you agree that Biden's
term in office was just Obama's third term?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yes, I will.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah, Well, see we agree in that.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It feel good to agree, billiead It's okay you seem defeated.
You seem defeated that you and I both have the
same opinion on this.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, I'm not real sure I'm happy about that.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Yeah, we get it.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
You'll be fine. Relax anyway. At the end of the day,
I'm sure we all agree. The very sad times in Ukraine,
but sad times in America as well. Three law enforcement
officers were shot in Utah during an active incident Sunday night.
The Brigham City Police Department said that police officers in
the Garland area responded to reports of a disturbance. They
said a suspect opened fire on the officers. Initially, they
(19:09):
reported that the officers, two of them, had died. Then
the mayor came back and said, no, it's okay. Three
first responders were injured. They're still alive.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Big difference between injured and dead.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I mean, frank good, I'm glad they got it wrong.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Police did not affirm their conditions, saying they will have
more information on the wounded officers in the next twenty
four hours.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
One thing is for sure, this is chilling. They were
shooting at these cops.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
There's an audio recording of it, and I'm I know
they've been playing it on Fox News. I kind of
feel like it's a little exploitative to play a recording
of a cop while he said he got he didn't
know if he was shot in the neck or the head.
And it's him kind of laying on the ground in pain,
and in the background you can hear something's happening, and
this guy, this badass dude, is alive. This guy just
(19:52):
took a bullet for his community and for his country.
And he's on the radio, not necessarily calling for help
for just a self, but to alert others that they
might be in danger.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Now that's what a hero sounds like.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
It's an amazing night last night in Utah, and we're
grateful that the officers are alive, but still pretty tragic
then it happened in the first place.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Am into that email from Kyle here who says that
if those hundred foot ways were to hit the east
coast like they you know, talked about, that's what they said, luckily,
thanks to the climate change alarmists, nobody would be hurt
and there would be no damage because that everyone's been
told to move off the coast years ago.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
I'm sure they did.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Great point a man For a Monday show. This is
easily as good as a Tuesday show.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
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