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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Might have missed, and if you did, I really think
that we put the spotlight back on good old Houston,
Texas for a minute. Kenny brought this news to us
first thing this morning. Three teenage sisters, yeah, living in
Houston and now facing attempted murder charges. I guess because
they tried to kill their mom WiFi. She turned off
(00:24):
the Wi Fi at the house and that's more important
to a teenage girl, especially than food, water, or air
or anything. They grabbed up kitchen knives and chased her
out of the house and down the street, threatening to
stab her, and I think she took them seriously because
she was running from them. They did try to kill mom.
(00:47):
This happened this past Sunday. Sisters are fourteen, fifteen, and
sixteen year olds, and they said they coordinated a plan.
It went like the WiFi went out and they went
mom and immediately tried to kill her. They got together
and said, what are we going to do about this?
And it looks like the only thing that they could
come up with was to take up kitchen knives and
(01:09):
chaser you know, through the house and then out the
door and down the street. One of them hit her
in the ankle, with a brick, and then their seventy
year old grandma tried to protect her daughter, their mother,
and she got knocked over by one of the other girls,
not seriously hurt all three daughters. Now, the churches are
(01:33):
only aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, but it says
in the beginning of the story they tried to kill her.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It happened at the thirty four hundred block of Barker's
Crossing Avenue in Houston.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Look at that, that's about westaway.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That's white part of town for sure, right In't that
way to Yeah, definitely the Cracker.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Party Energy Corridor adjacent.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, like just north of it and over there kind
of yeah, it's near the We forget this even exists,
the way West Houston Airport.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, I ain't never been. Yeah, I've driven past it there, yeah,
but you never flew through there. It's over by the
what is that bush, the bush George Bush Park, it's
near it. Yeah. And then if i'm an Addex reservoir,
Oh yeah, that's all that floody area that they flooded
on purpose back during Harvey because of the water had
to go somewhere.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And there's a Korean spa over there, but there is.
Korean spas are nothing like what you'd think.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Just for one thing, They're not for Koreans, No they are.
They're by Koreans for white dudes. You've never been to
a Korean spa, have you. I've been to Tie. It's
the same thing. It is not the same thing.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
When when you hear Asian spa, immediately you think like
something kind of salacious or whatever. Korean spas, I'm hoping
a Korean spa is one of the most wholesome places
you've ever been to. It's nothing but old ladies and
children playing video games and eating chicken wings. It's nothing
like what you sound like a spa. To me, it's
very it's very it's a part of the Korean culture.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well, when did I get them to come in? And
they don't? They go.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
You go into a room surrounded by salt blocks and
you meditate, you doing that, and there's kids in there,
little kids.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Huh oh, hell, you might as well go to choky cheese.
We won't that kind of aggravating.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Honestly, it's not real different, I'm telling you, So, why
were you there?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
My ex wife was.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Interested in Korea, so once in a while I'd go
with her and they have a cold room and a
hot room.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
She had a Korean boyfriend over there. If he did,
if she did, he was a real tiny little guy.
It's unlikely. It didn't seem like he'd be her type.
But you never know. I don't know. I don't I'd
like to watch your face when you have to think
about it. From it, well, you wonder maybe she did.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Well, you wonder, you know, especially on National Joe Day,
was there a guy named Joe?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
It's always a Joe, isn't there.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
According to the Social Security Administration, Joseph Frank's number six
in names in the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
But now not that common. Any's not as many Joey's
as before. Huh.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
There used to be so many Joe's. A lot of
famous Joe's out there. Joe Montana, Joe Pesci, Joe Biden,
Joe Namath, Joey Ramone.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Pretty much.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yet it's it for Joe's, Joe DiMaggio. Oh okay, well
there's that one more Joey Lawrence's, Joe Walsh. Stop that,
I'm all out of Joe's. But there are morees.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Also.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
One of my favorite sandwiches named after Joe yep, which
was that cheeseburger?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
What? Nothing? What? What's wrong with the cheezburger? Nothing? All right?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Now, I want to talk about one of my favorite actors.
His name is not Joe. As a matter of fact,
his name is Bill. Maybe you've heard of him. I've
heard of Bill. Bill Murray was sitting down to do
an interview the other day and he talked about the
one movie role he regrets turning down. The one movie
role he wish he'd done was a Clint Eastwood movie
(04:41):
called Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I remember that movie. Yeah, it was a what a
guy's name? Same guy that played the big fat Blue
Night but he wasn't fat George Kennedy was he in that?
Oh you don't know you wasn't alive yet? Thunderbolt?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
And it's a nineteen seventy four film star hiring Clint Eastwood,
Jeff Bridges, Jeffrey Lewis, George Kennedy. There you go, Gary Busey,
This is a pretty good Jeffrey Lewis in all of the
Clint Eastwood movies. Somewhere it's like Ron Howard just you know,
his old his ugly brother shot shows up in all.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Of his movies. I don't know Billy yet. Is that true? Yeah?
I think it is. Wow. How about that, I don't
know what was guy's name again, Jeff Jeffrey Lewis. Yeah,
I think he was the guy that was Clint Eastwood's
buddy when they was riding around with Clyde. The Orangutang
and the Clint would get in them fights and then
Ranguetang would like mess with people and stuff. It's funny. Wow. Well,
(05:37):
anyway any which way, but loose every which way you can.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Bill Murray said he turned down the part because when
he was reading the script, the sidekick gets killed, and he.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Actually he knew he wasn't going to be really killed, right.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
But then when the movie came out, the kill the
death scene was great. It was epic. It was a
great story. I don't remember it, but I'm sure it was.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
He said.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I regretted not doing it. It would have been a cool
part to be actually shame no. Earlier, we played a
little audio clip where.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Maximus in the movie Gladiator says are you not entertained?
And a guy just emailed it. Ben emailed us, and
he had an interesting take on that, he said. It's
an odd question. Either way you answer it, it's negative
or I am not entertained. If you say no, you
(06:33):
are not entertained. And if you say yes, yes you
are not entertained. What never occurred to me before. But
you can't answer that in the positive. Are you not entertained? No,
I am entertained. I'm not entertained. Yes you say yes,
you are not entertained. Huh no not entertained? No?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
No, you could say either one. Are you not entertained? No,
I am entertained? But it don't come off like that
does It's confusing, but the logic still there, you know,
not so much. Do we all agree that liberal active activists.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Know that Jeffrey Lewis we were just talking about is
according to Anthony here, Juliette Lewis's dad. Did you know that?
Oh my god, I love her. That's buck Town Tony.
He knows some stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
She's so good in Natural Born Killers. Have you ever
heard her punk band? No, Juliet Lewis and the Lex
They are a good band. The who's Juliet Lewis in
the Lex?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
A lick? She's like iggy pop. Say name it after she? Uh?
Had her mouth played with by Robert de Niro. You
didn't see that movie? Did she? What movie? Was it?
Cape Fear? Oh? I do know about that. Yeah, that
was a long time ago, DeNiro. She was really underage
and it was creepy because he kept, you know, like
(07:46):
putting his thumb in her mouth and pulling her lips.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You know, like is creepy. I don't know why, but
some women request that.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, I don't know either. AOC called Elon Musk. That
would almost be as crazy as a bartender.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
We got almost through the show today without replaying a
single liner, and then I just screached it's okay, I'm mulligan.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Well yeah, but now we have to start all over again.
Welcome to him, Anya, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Do you have anything with no spice, no oil, no chili,
no salt?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Memorial Hospital kitchen down the road. Stay tuned for more
Waltman Johnson music.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
But boy, when they tell a story in a rock song,
you better have four and a half minutes, and I
don't have that.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Don't have that kind of time. I can't even remember.
Did we talk about the disabled tesla owner in Kansas? Already?
We talked about so many Tesla attacks and all the
idiots that are doing it.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
It's a woman in a wheelchair who got attacked by
some liberal nut job and then was like.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Like we mentioned that, I might have remembered that. Well,
there were so many of these incidents, but exactly her
name is Abigail, and she's from Wichita, Kansas. Out to
dinner when a man repeatedly walked past her table. He
was wearing distinctive pajama bottoms. So one of those men, right, it.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Was a man in pajama and they were Lilo and
Stitch pajamas, right, this little cowardly beta boy.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, now, I remember we did talk about the Leelo institution.
I don't know if we discussed it on the air.
We watched him there.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
We have a lot of conversations on this show that
continue off the air. And then like earlier, I couldn't
remember if we told you that Sylvester Turner was tweeting
from beyond the grave.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, or at least from the grave, yeah, not beyond it. Yeah. Anyway,
it's very tough. Anyway, Abigail goes out, you know, in
her wheelchair, which she has to used to get around
with the family. They're having the dinner, got back to
the car, found deep scratches all over the car, and
of course they got footage because the car has cameras
on it. It's not like security cameras from the parking
(09:53):
lot or something. It just showed the suspect keying the
tesla with its very own cameras. And it's the same guy.
What a what a little pussy dude? I mean, honest,
And how come this never happens when I'm around? Good question, dude,
because I wouldn't react the right way.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
If I saw somebody harassing a woman, a disabled woman
in a tesla because they don't like Trump, and the
guy was wearing little kids pajamas, that's it. He'd be
in the hospital. I'd be in jail. We wouldn't have
to be able to do a show tomorrow. Well, we
can always wait. Maybe next week. Huh, we look forward
to it. I'll throw you bail, thanks, Billy, You got
your bro code man, Sames, I got to throw the bail.
(10:28):
Same dude, you get, You get arrested seven pm on
a week night, and I'm coming to bail you out.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Why does it not occur to Well, because they're mentally ill,
I guess but it seems like it could sink in.
The Tesla owners are by and large liberals. Yeah, because
for the last however many years, Tesla has been around.
Until about a year ago, only the liberals were out
there telling everybody, oh, yeah, we we hate gas guzzler cars,
(10:56):
give a Tesla, and now they actually use gas to
set the Teslas on fire. You know what we noticed?
Its absurd.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Do you remember what we noticed earlier this week some
of these liberal news blog websites, Huffington Posts, Salon, Vice
News were removing old articles about Elon Musk from their
website because they were flattering.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Imagine that.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Hey, speaking of corporations and people on the left you
want to hate, here's a pro tip. If you're gonna
make a cringey anti capitalist propaganda video, don't wear an
eleven hundred and fifty dollars sweatshirt in your cringey campaign video.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Wet shirt. Yeah, who the hell gets a sweatshirt for
eleven hundred dollars?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
You know how white flight and gentrification are both considered racist,
even though it's just one of them is the opposite
of the other. Like, yeah, either way, you can't do
it right, Okay, if white people move into your city.
They're gentrifying it, right. People the little money, usually it's
Asians and whites, usually gay, no offense, will come into
a poor neighborhood and make it expensive and nice.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
We like nice things.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Okay, So these liberal activists in New York's he wanted
to do an anti gentrification video. They even had a
clever name, Yimbie's or whatever, the New Yorkers Against for
Rent Control or I forget what. Anyway, the person in
the video walking around the Lower east Side complaining about
how expensive it is to live there. He's wearing an
eleven hundred and fifty dollars Balenciaga sweatshirt.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Well, she doesn't live there, She just dropped in for
the report. Now, probably lives Upper east Side. The Upper
East Way more expensive than Lower East.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
You're saying, she, I don't know if it's a guy
or a girl.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Well, I haven't seen the I don't know the story.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
It's okay, I mean, I don't know this Youth against
displacement is what does that?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
That ain't eleven thousand dollars worth of sweatshirt?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
It sure is, Bill, Yeah, that's a Balenciaga sweatshirt.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
It's eleven hundred eleven thousand.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I don't know if it's a guy or a girl
wearing it, though. Is that look at that the gender neutral?
It's confusing.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
It's just just one basic solid color and a raspberry
color On a side note, they normally do more brightly colored,
you know, flamboyant looks.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I don't know the rules, but have we all forgotten
how Balenciaga ran a pro pedophile ad campaign?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah? I forgot all about death? Does this fashion line?
How does it still exist?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Our New York City fashion junkie is really that comfortable
with child rape?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Their campaign looked like they were not promoting clothing or outfits.
They look like they were promoting child porn. I mean
they were.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
They had a little kid on a couch with an
S and M bondage teddy bear who looked like he
fell asleep because he drank too much wine, and on
the coffee table in front of the child, they printed
out court documents from a Supreme Court ruling about pedophile
porn and.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Just kind of randomly placed them coincidentally in the picture.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
That was for a Balenciaga ad campaign. Now I ask
you what kind of monster still wears Balenciaga after that,
just because you.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Wear it doesn't mean you're having sex with children. You're
just giving money to just be You don't mind if
others do. Yeah, it's fine, but it's the cost of
high fashion. What can you do? We learned so much today. Yeah,
don't go hot fashion. How about that?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
We learned it's okay to support high fashion, wait, pedophilia
if you're a fashioning stuff. We learn that Sylvester Turner
can tweet from beyond the grave.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
They have to open the lid though apparently what happened
is they got that lid line. Yeah, and he don't
get a good signal unless they pop the lid open.
So when you need to tweet, you know, they take
care of that. Well, maybe they get Wi Fi for
his coffin.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
And we also learned if your mom takes away your WiFi,
you and your two sisters could try to murder her.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
That should probably not learn from that, you know, just
chasing mom down the street with kitchen knives, it's not
a good look.
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Might have missed, and if you did, I really think
that we put the spotlight back on good old Houston,
Texas for a minute. Kenny brought this news to us
first thing this morning. Three teenage sisters, yeah, living in
Houston and now facing attempted murder charges. I guess because
they tried to kill their mom WiFi. She turned off
(00:24):
the Wi Fi at the house and that's more important
to a teenage girl, especially than food, water, or air
or anything. They grabbed up kitchen knives and chased her
out of the house and down the street, threatening to
stab her, and I think she took them seriously because
she was running from them. They did try to kill mom.
(00:47):
This happened this past Sunday. Sisters are fourteen, fifteen, and
sixteen year olds, and they said they coordinated a plan.
It went like the WiFi went out and they went
mom and immediately tried to kill her. They got together
and said, what are we going to do about this?
And it looks like the only thing that they could
come up with was to take up kitchen knives and
(01:09):
chaser you know, through the house and then out the
door and down the street. One of them hit her
in the ankle, with a brick, and then their seventy
year old grandma tried to protect her daughter, their mother,
and she got knocked over by one of the other girls,
not seriously hurt all three daughters. Now, the churches are
(01:33):
only aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, but it says
in the beginning of the story they tried to kill her.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It happened at the thirty four hundred block of Barker's
Crossing Avenue in Houston.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Look at that, that's about westaway.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That's white part of town for sure, right In't that
way to Yeah, definitely the Cracker.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Party Energy Corridor adjacent.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, like just north of it and over there kind
of yeah, it's near the We forget this even exists,
the way West Houston Airport.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, I ain't never been. Yeah, I've driven past it there, yeah,
but you never flew through there. It's over by the
what is that bush, the bush George Bush Park, it's
near it. Yeah. And then if i'm an Addex reservoir,
Oh yeah, that's all that floody area that they flooded
on purpose back during Harvey because of the water had
to go somewhere.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And there's a Korean spa over there, but there is.
Korean spas are nothing like what you'd think.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Just for one thing, They're not for Koreans, No they are.
They're by Koreans for white dudes. You've never been to
a Korean spa, have you. I've been to Tie. It's
the same thing. It is not the same thing.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
When when you hear Asian spa, immediately you think like
something kind of salacious or whatever. Korean spas, I'm hoping
a Korean spa is one of the most wholesome places
you've ever been to. It's nothing but old ladies and
children playing video games and eating chicken wings. It's nothing
like what you sound like a spa. To me, it's
very it's very it's a part of the Korean culture.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well, when did I get them to come in? And
they don't? They go.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
You go into a room surrounded by salt blocks and
you meditate, you doing that, and there's kids in there,
little kids.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Huh oh, hell, you might as well go to choky cheese.
We won't that kind of aggravating.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Honestly, it's not real different, I'm telling you, So, why
were you there?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
My ex wife was.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Interested in Korea, so once in a while I'd go
with her and they have a cold room and a
hot room.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
She had a Korean boyfriend over there. If he did,
if she did, he was a real tiny little guy.
It's unlikely. It didn't seem like he'd be her type.
But you never know. I don't know. I don't I'd
like to watch your face when you have to think
about it. From it, well, you wonder maybe she did.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Well, you wonder, you know, especially on National Joe Day,
was there a guy named Joe?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
It's always a Joe, isn't there.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
According to the Social Security Administration, Joseph Frank's number six
in names in the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
But now not that common. Any's not as many Joey's
as before. Huh.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
There used to be so many Joe's. A lot of
famous Joe's out there. Joe Montana, Joe Pesci, Joe Biden,
Joe Namath, Joey Ramone.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Pretty much.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yet it's it for Joe's, Joe DiMaggio. Oh okay, well
there's that one more Joey Lawrence's, Joe Walsh. Stop that,
I'm all out of Joe's. But there are morees.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Also.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
One of my favorite sandwiches named after Joe yep, which
was that cheeseburger?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
What? Nothing? What? What's wrong with the cheezburger? Nothing? All right?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Now, I want to talk about one of my favorite actors.
His name is not Joe. As a matter of fact,
his name is Bill. Maybe you've heard of him. I've
heard of Bill. Bill Murray was sitting down to do
an interview the other day and he talked about the
one movie role he regrets turning down. The one movie
role he wish he'd done was a Clint Eastwood movie
(04:41):
called Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I remember that movie. Yeah, it was a what a
guy's name? Same guy that played the big fat Blue
Night but he wasn't fat George Kennedy was he in that?
Oh you don't know you wasn't alive yet? Thunderbolt?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
And it's a nineteen seventy four film star hiring Clint Eastwood,
Jeff Bridges, Jeffrey Lewis, George Kennedy. There you go, Gary Busey,
This is a pretty good Jeffrey Lewis in all of the
Clint Eastwood movies. Somewhere it's like Ron Howard just you know,
his old his ugly brother shot shows up in all.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Of his movies. I don't know Billy yet. Is that true? Yeah?
I think it is. Wow. How about that, I don't
know what was guy's name again, Jeff Jeffrey Lewis. Yeah,
I think he was the guy that was Clint Eastwood's
buddy when they was riding around with Clyde. The Orangutang
and the Clint would get in them fights and then
Ranguetang would like mess with people and stuff. It's funny. Wow. Well,
(05:37):
anyway any which way, but loose every which way you can.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Bill Murray said he turned down the part because when
he was reading the script, the sidekick gets killed, and he.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Actually he knew he wasn't going to be really killed, right.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
But then when the movie came out, the kill the
death scene was great. It was epic. It was a
great story. I don't remember it, but I'm sure it was.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
He said.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I regretted not doing it. It would have been a cool
part to be actually shame no. Earlier, we played a
little audio clip where.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Maximus in the movie Gladiator says are you not entertained?
And a guy just emailed it. Ben emailed us, and
he had an interesting take on that, he said. It's
an odd question. Either way you answer it, it's negative
or I am not entertained. If you say no, you
(06:33):
are not entertained. And if you say yes, yes you
are not entertained. What never occurred to me before. But
you can't answer that in the positive. Are you not entertained? No,
I am entertained. I'm not entertained. Yes you say yes,
you are not entertained. Huh no not entertained? No?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
No, you could say either one. Are you not entertained? No,
I am entertained? But it don't come off like that
does It's confusing, but the logic still there, you know,
not so much. Do we all agree that liberal active activists.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Know that Jeffrey Lewis we were just talking about is
according to Anthony here, Juliette Lewis's dad. Did you know that?
Oh my god, I love her. That's buck Town Tony.
He knows some stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
She's so good in Natural Born Killers. Have you ever
heard her punk band? No, Juliet Lewis and the Lex
They are a good band. The who's Juliet Lewis in
the Lex?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
A lick? She's like iggy pop. Say name it after she? Uh?
Had her mouth played with by Robert de Niro. You
didn't see that movie? Did she? What movie? Was it?
Cape Fear? Oh? I do know about that. Yeah, that
was a long time ago, DeNiro. She was really underage
and it was creepy because he kept, you know, like
(07:46):
putting his thumb in her mouth and pulling her lips.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You know, like is creepy. I don't know why, but
some women request that.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, I don't know either. AOC called Elon Musk. That
would almost be as crazy as a bartender.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
We got almost through the show today without replaying a
single liner, and then I just screached it's okay, I'm mulligan.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Well yeah, but now we have to start all over again.
Welcome to him, Anya, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Do you have anything with no spice, no oil, no chili,
no salt?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Memorial Hospital kitchen down the road. Stay tuned for more
Waltman Johnson music.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
But boy, when they tell a story in a rock song,
you better have four and a half minutes, and I
don't have that.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Don't have that kind of time. I can't even remember.
Did we talk about the disabled tesla owner in Kansas? Already?
We talked about so many Tesla attacks and all the
idiots that are doing it.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
It's a woman in a wheelchair who got attacked by
some liberal nut job and then was like.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Like we mentioned that, I might have remembered that. Well,
there were so many of these incidents, but exactly her
name is Abigail, and she's from Wichita, Kansas. Out to
dinner when a man repeatedly walked past her table. He
was wearing distinctive pajama bottoms. So one of those men, right, it.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Was a man in pajama and they were Lilo and
Stitch pajamas, right, this little cowardly beta boy.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, now, I remember we did talk about the Leelo institution.
I don't know if we discussed it on the air.
We watched him there.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
We have a lot of conversations on this show that
continue off the air. And then like earlier, I couldn't
remember if we told you that Sylvester Turner was tweeting
from beyond the grave.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, or at least from the grave, yeah, not beyond it. Yeah. Anyway,
it's very tough. Anyway, Abigail goes out, you know, in
her wheelchair, which she has to used to get around
with the family. They're having the dinner, got back to
the car, found deep scratches all over the car, and
of course they got footage because the car has cameras
on it. It's not like security cameras from the parking
(09:53):
lot or something. It just showed the suspect keying the
tesla with its very own cameras. And it's the same guy.
What a what a little pussy dude? I mean, honest,
And how come this never happens when I'm around? Good question, dude,
because I wouldn't react the right way.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
If I saw somebody harassing a woman, a disabled woman
in a tesla because they don't like Trump, and the
guy was wearing little kids pajamas, that's it. He'd be
in the hospital. I'd be in jail. We wouldn't have
to be able to do a show tomorrow. Well, we
can always wait. Maybe next week. Huh, we look forward
to it. I'll throw you bail, thanks, Billy, You got
your bro code man, Sames, I got to throw the bail.
(10:28):
Same dude, you get, You get arrested seven pm on
a week night, and I'm coming to bail you out.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Why does it not occur to Well, because they're mentally ill,
I guess but it seems like it could sink in.
The Tesla owners are by and large liberals. Yeah, because
for the last however many years, Tesla has been around.
Until about a year ago, only the liberals were out
there telling everybody, oh, yeah, we we hate gas guzzler cars,
(10:56):
give a Tesla, and now they actually use gas to
set the Teslas on fire. You know what we noticed?
Its absurd.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Do you remember what we noticed earlier this week some
of these liberal news blog websites, Huffington Posts, Salon, Vice
News were removing old articles about Elon Musk from their
website because they were flattering.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Imagine that.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Hey, speaking of corporations and people on the left you
want to hate, here's a pro tip. If you're gonna
make a cringey anti capitalist propaganda video, don't wear an
eleven hundred and fifty dollars sweatshirt in your cringey campaign video.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Wet shirt. Yeah, who the hell gets a sweatshirt for
eleven hundred dollars?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
You know how white flight and gentrification are both considered racist,
even though it's just one of them is the opposite
of the other. Like, yeah, either way, you can't do
it right, Okay, if white people move into your city.
They're gentrifying it, right. People the little money, usually it's
Asians and whites, usually gay, no offense, will come into
a poor neighborhood and make it expensive and nice.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
We like nice things.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Okay, So these liberal activists in New York's he wanted
to do an anti gentrification video. They even had a
clever name, Yimbie's or whatever, the New Yorkers Against for
Rent Control or I forget what. Anyway, the person in
the video walking around the Lower east Side complaining about
how expensive it is to live there. He's wearing an
eleven hundred and fifty dollars Balenciaga sweatshirt.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Well, she doesn't live there, She just dropped in for
the report. Now, probably lives Upper east Side. The Upper
East Way more expensive than Lower East.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
You're saying, she, I don't know if it's a guy
or a girl.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Well, I haven't seen the I don't know the story.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
It's okay, I mean, I don't know this Youth against
displacement is what does that?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
That ain't eleven thousand dollars worth of sweatshirt?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
It sure is, Bill, Yeah, that's a Balenciaga sweatshirt.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
It's eleven hundred eleven thousand.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I don't know if it's a guy or a girl
wearing it, though. Is that look at that the gender neutral?
It's confusing.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
It's just just one basic solid color and a raspberry
color On a side note, they normally do more brightly colored,
you know, flamboyant looks.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I don't know the rules, but have we all forgotten
how Balenciaga ran a pro pedophile ad campaign?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah? I forgot all about death? Does this fashion line?
How does it still exist?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Our New York City fashion junkie is really that comfortable
with child rape?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Their campaign looked like they were not promoting clothing or outfits.
They look like they were promoting child porn. I mean
they were.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
They had a little kid on a couch with an
S and M bondage teddy bear who looked like he
fell asleep because he drank too much wine, and on
the coffee table in front of the child, they printed
out court documents from a Supreme Court ruling about pedophile
porn and.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Just kind of randomly placed them coincidentally in the picture.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
That was for a Balenciaga ad campaign. Now I ask
you what kind of monster still wears Balenciaga after that,
just because you.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Wear it doesn't mean you're having sex with children. You're
just giving money to just be You don't mind if
others do. Yeah, it's fine, but it's the cost of
high fashion. What can you do? We learned so much today. Yeah,
don't go hot fashion. How about that?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
We learned it's okay to support high fashion, wait, pedophilia
if you're a fashioning stuff. We learn that Sylvester Turner
can tweet from beyond the grave.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
They have to open the lid though apparently what happened
is they got that lid line. Yeah, and he don't
get a good signal unless they pop the lid open.
So when you need to tweet, you know, they take
care of that. Well, maybe they get Wi Fi for
his coffin.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
And we also learned if your mom takes away your WiFi,
you and your two sisters could try to murder her.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
That should probably not learn from that, you know, just
chasing mom down the street with kitchen knives, it's not
a good look.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
We found that there's all kinds of great new stuff
at I LOVEWJ dot com you could purchase. We found
out that Kenny Webster, Jesse Peyton and Chad Prather are
doing a stand up comedy show the weekend of four
to twenty April eighteenth.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
In New Orleans. You know.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, and we also learned that at the end of
every show we like to hear from John.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Don't forget boys and girls too, eat it every day.
Hey again, you've reached the end of the Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened to
all the w to the end. Does that mean we're
going away now never to be heard again?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you could find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog, links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal. Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store. Oh yes,
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