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Speaker 2 (00:00):
Evidence or whatever. You know. Yeah, right, have a dance.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Sure, And I'm like, this guy's guilty, you're honor first
of all, just look at him.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Look at him, you know he he's gross. Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Celebrity deaths coming up this day in history coming up,
celebrity pardons coming up.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
But first, Michael Orr's birthday.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I feel like I know who that is. Who's Michael Orr?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
What the big offensive tackle guy from the blind Side movie?
Oh I hated the blind Side movie.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
By the way.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
In real life, he's thirty nine now, okay. Colby Calais,
the singer, is forty. Elizabeth Hasselback, Kenny's girlfriend, is forty
eight years old.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I do like Elizabeth Hasselback.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
She apparently left the View and then moved to Fox,
and then she left that so she could spend more
time with your family.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
She's my all time favorite Survivor alumni. I don't think
there was anyone on the TV show Survivor who I
like as much as Elizabeth Hasselback.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
We got that on tape, right, stop it, Yeah, go ahead,
do whatever you want with it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
The old presidential candidate now Secretary of State, Marco Rubio
is fifty four. Kylie Minogue is fifty seven. Uh huh,
Christa Miller actress. You'd probably recognize. She was on Scrubs,
Cougar Town, Drew Carrey's show.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, love of that.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I like Kylie Minogue.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
She's sixty one.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Wasn't she Cammi in the Mortal Kombat movies?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Kenny's having a moment?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Well, she was hot. Come on, do you guys now
remember the nineties? Kylie Minogue was a smoke show?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And do you think I saw Mortal Combat whatever? Billy?
Isn't that a game or something?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Well they made a movie out of it, Billy, you
probably saw it, right, You remember the British check with
the Bereat. She was hot?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Right? Did she get into her head get blowed up? Probably? Yeah,
sounds about right. Yeah. Rollin Gift. You may remember him
from Fine Young Cannibals. Oh yeah, he's sixty four.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Mark Sanford, former governor of South Carolina who teetered on
his life with an Argentinian woman, is sixty five. That
made all the news. Kirk Gibson, baseball guy from back
in the day, is sixty eight.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
John Fogerty is eighty. You've got any credence? Ready to play? Yeah,
I got some lads. Knight is eighty one.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
You got the pips lined up. Shan Rudy Giuliani is
also eighty one, So this is greater. It's coming as well.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Live.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
They're all live. Yeah, you don't need that. He there
we go no longer with us.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
The guy that created James bond Ian Flanny is well,
he's old, he's dead.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Jerry West basketball guy born on the state Jim Thorpe,
the Indian. We don't say Native American anymore. George Carlin
corrected that the Indian US Olympic gold medalist and Football
Hall of Famer voted the greatest athlete of the first
half of the twentieth century.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well that's something, all right, Yeah, yeah, win for me.
Oh Williams.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Remember the Princess of a Punk of the Plasmatics, Windy Oh,
I do know who that is. Yeah, she's been dead
since nineteen ninety eight, but she did the electrical tape
over the nipples for her stage.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Show, so fun.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It was a lot of fun. And then she shot
herself in the head. Apparently she was really into drugs.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
The suicide where she killed herself was her third attempt.
She first tried a hammer to hammer a knife into
her chest, but it got lodged in her sternum. Wow,
So she decided to go a different direction, tried to
od on ephedrin. I'm not true how much you have
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to take to od on that? And then finally she
figured okay, classic shot to the head. That took care
of that.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
And she was a wild woman.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Oh god.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, she was a punk rock singer who did porn
before it was fashionable. She was doing uh you know,
she did it.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
For money or even to get attention. I think she
just she's just wild woman, just a wild woman. In
today's Burger Day, that's worldwide International burger Day. And then
you also say it is was it brisket Day or something?
It's brisket Day and cheeseburger Day. Now that's just too much.
I'm sorry. National Hamburger Day and National Brisket Day. No
(04:27):
burger Day is international. There is your difference. You were
wondering earlier why we had both nationally? It's brisket Day,
the burger Day is global.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Is that what yours says? Because mine just says National
Hamburger Day. But I don't claim to know it's just
inter See I believe you International Burger Day. See my
source on this is wrong. I believe yours heres makes
more sense. Can we just do this day in history
and stop arguing?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
What depends who brought it to us? Well, of course
that'd be law Tigers.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Oh well in that case, definitely law tigers dot com.
Aren't they doing a thing right now where they're sending
people to sturge us?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Well they could. If you sign up for it, you
could win a massive prize package. You'd love a prize
package that's massive, don't you?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You know what I mean? As far as massive packages go,
I found it's best to have a big one.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Go to styling or style in you can leave the
g off in Sturgis dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
We start off on today. In eighteen thirty, President Andrew
Jackson signed the Indian Removal Act. Oh I know, oh boy,
touchy subject today. In nineteen thirty four, Dion Quints are born.
Their survival was a miracle and also was merchandised. They
were quintuplets.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
That's like the first quints to survive their infancy.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
But they're all dead now today. In nineteen forties.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
He said that hell no, they were born back in
the thirties. Sure, yeah, what chance did they have to
live this long? One of them died at the age
of twenty, but the oldest two lived to be seventy five.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Wow. Yeah, Today, in nineteen forty seven, Volkswagen was founded.
I thought it was before. That, wasn't it before?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
That?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Is it? Are we all pretending it was founded in
nineteen forty seven in the same company exists a few
years before when something else was going on in Germany?
Are we? I think maybe we're just gonna pretend. Okay
today and fine nineteen forty seven, Okay, don't question it. Today,
In nineteen sixty four, the Palestine Liberation Organization was founded.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Boy, that'd be your PLO.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Today. In nineteen eighty three, Irene Cara, Kara Cara.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, either way, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Number one hit Flashdance, What a Feeling? And today in
nineteen ninety eight, comic You're Gonna Tell Me You're Gonna
Skip Over, Missle t No God. Nineteen eighty two, Rocket
three debuted at that featured the Great Lawan the only
Mister t. That was the second best Rocky movie.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
What was his name? In the movie?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Oh God, we just talked about this the other day.
Bj barakas not that movie what was it? Clubba Clover
cluba Lay. Yeah, that came up last week on the show.
And who did he kill? He killed Rockies A coach, right, manager,
the trainer? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, well what's his name? We just dopo? Yes, very good. Yeah,
that was the second best Rocky.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I think everyone agrees. Today. In nineteen ninety eight, comic
Phil Hartman found out what a feeling when he was
killed by his wife, who then killed herself.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Raging lunatic is what she was.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That's the thing.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Some people will tell you it's only men, but apparently
the existence of Phil Harmon proves sometimes it's women.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I think ilhan Omar is the one who said all
of the killing that's been done around the world really
is just white men. What about the women that always
seem to want to kill their kids? Yeah, what's up
with that?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
And then there's Phil Hartman's wife.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Today, in two thousand and three, the first cloned horse
is born via natural delivery. FYI, they are banned from racing.
You're not allowed to have a cloned race horse.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
This would be kind of like those performance enhancement drugs.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Where we think wooden sports benefit from either you know,
doing it in the league they have now, or create
a whole new league just with people that are jacked
up on steroids. Maybe horse racing needs a whole race
just filled with cloned horses.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I don't know. Maybe they can fly, We don't know
what they can do.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Okay, what if you could just clone Michael Jordan or
Lebron or something, you know, Walter Payton or somebody like that.
You know is that you can't clone a horse, but
can you clone an athlete and have them played pro sports?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Well, that's gonna work out the same. Plus we'd have
to wait so long.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I mean, if the clone Michael Jordan today, how long
would it be before he got good?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Me twenty five years. That's a good point.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
You'd need some kind of super growth serum or something
performance enhancing drugs. Let's say the NFL says, you know what,
from now on, you guys can get jacked up on
on you know, bull steroids if you want to and
come in here with a neck three times as wide
as your ears, and you just go in there and
play the game.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Well, you know, apparently the ped use will be allowed
in the new Enhanced Games, which are set to star
May twenty six. Remember Peter Theo was doing this. There's
a company hoping to infuse unprecedented levels of science, money,
and performance enhancing drugs used in Olympic style sports. They
think will be the first formal competition of its kind,
(09:14):
taking place May twenty twenty six in Las Vegas. Oh dude,
the enhances are going to be hosted the first annual competition.
We'll have athletes on peds like steroids, testosterones, and growth hormone,
typically legal to possess but banned in sports. Organizers say
they hope to remove the stigma of using these substances
and promote safer ways to push the limits of human performance.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Plus there's the added benefit maybe you know, for television purposes,
only a few of these players.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Hearts might explode during the game.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh my god, I would watch just your watch. Isn't
that exactly why we watch hockey and Nascar.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
I don't like gay people, I don't like Muslims, I
don't like abortions, I don't like anything liberals, But I
really like to.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Get along with people.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Did you have a jabb Walton and Johnson?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I stayed after she went naked in public again. They're
asking how this could be legal? You know she's an architect.
Did you know that she's fine?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I don't know about it, because if she liked to
take them, bob.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
That a lot.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Did you know she's Australian. I don't know none about
except she'd liked to take them, Bob that.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I've seen her on TV many times. I've seen her
all over the internet.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
We've seen her boobs.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, she likes to take them out a lot, every
or orifice, crevices, everything, and I've never once seen her
open her mouth to talk.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Well, it may be why Kanye is.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
So proud of her anyway, Apparently she's Australian and she's
an architect. God, guy, guys, I don't think she needs
to work though, but she's in trouble for walking around
naked again.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
She wore let me see you where she was naked?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
All right, here's the outfit she wore. It's basically fishnets.
She's wearing fish nets, and the fish nets don't really
cover anything because you.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Know, that's a nip. It's not supposed to cover anything.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, you could see the nips and the clam and
the whole enchilada there. Well, none of the you know,
uh no, no one actually arrested he or anything. People
are calling for her, like.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Her to just start covering herself up a little bit. Yeah,
she was, especially that part where you froze it and
you're highlighting it now with your little cursor.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Oh do you mean yeah, yeah, do circles around it? Okay, yeah,
well that's what we're looking at her on a computer show.
Would Trump say about that? You know, I would love
to hear his take on it.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
No, I just mean the one word he might say, Uh,
it's vagina.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I do like when Trump talks, he's.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Speaking of Trump. He is going to give pardons or
has pardoned the Chrislies. Are you familiar with their show
that used to have on TV? A reality show? Chrisly
knows bet.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Are they the ones from Georgia?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah? They it's Todd and Julie, and Todd seems gay
but he's that's that's that's what he keeps saying.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Hey, everybody, my name's Todd Craslin and I'm from the South.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
He was convicted of fraud, but they both were convicted
of fraud and tax evasion in twenty twenty two, since
so were you in prison? But apparently one of their
daughters was talking to Lara Lara Trump about things and
explain how they were all basically set up and Trump's creed,
so he's given him a full pardon.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Well, you know what I mean, does anyone care? Is
the world in danger because the two of them are
being freed? Or I'm sure someone will be mad about
this because they're white and from the South or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
But earlier I mentioned that The Handmaid's Tale is officially over.
Now the final episode of the sixth and final season
air that came out a little air whenever you decide
to watch.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
It on Hulu.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
But now Elizabeth Moss says that she will probably be
in the spin off called The Testaments. She said, June,
which is her character on The Handmaid's Tail, is the
favorite character I've ever played at this point, and so
of course I don't want it to end.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Well, Gray boy, she really puts some weight on what happened.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I don't know if she's pregnant or if she's just
really sick successful, she.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Just she got money, so she started eating and never.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
How little and then and you know, batit. She was
in mad Men. That's that's mad Men girl. The show
ended up being about Don Draper, But the original plot
line of mad Men was to show you how the
women were treated in the sixties in the workplace. Sure,
and then Don Draper just happened to be so damn
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good looking and sexy that that show ended up revolving
around him more than her.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
She was still part of it, That's nice.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Eli must says he is disappointed with the price tag
for the Big Beautiful Bill. He said he didn't understand
what the point of Doge was because.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah, because they'd like a trillion dollars they could have cut,
and they didn't cut none of it. They put him
to work up there. He's been working four or five
months now and found all this waste and they didn't
do anything.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
With it, you know, because of how much money he's
worth and how much time his money is, how much
money his time is worth. I gotta think him spending
months working on something and then.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Well, at the same time, the public was out there
trying to ruin his car company and.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Doing a pretty good job of it.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Elon did not get treated well by the Republican Party.
Shame on your Republicans, Frank, Look, I'll say it out loud, Trump,
come on, show it a love for your boy here. Yeah,
you know, take some of the crap out of there.
Do we need a golden Dome? The latest one now
is that they're saying, if Canada will agree to become
our fifty first state, they can use the Golden Dome
for free. So you're telling me if they don't agree
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to be our fifty first state and someone's launching rockets Canada,
we're not going to dome them. We're not going to
protect Canada.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
No, not going to do it.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I'm okay with that.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Are you familiar with the intrigue that is going on
right now between Canada, the United States and England.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
It's very funny how King Charles thinks he's relevant.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
The Canadians invited King Charles to come over because they
would like to bolst I think is what they called it,
the relations between Canada and the UK, which but do
UK own them anyway?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
That's a sovereign nation or something. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, So they said Trump's over here milething off about
taking over Canada. So we're gonna get up here with
the King Charles and now all of a sudden, they're
supposed to back Trump off. And at the same time
UK supposed to be friendly with US, So who friendly
with who?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Well, what's King Charles gonna do? He doesn't have any
legal authority at all? Whatsoever? What's he gonna do? Go
to a polo match, What's he gonna do? Give a
rude hand gesture to one of our guys during a
cricket tournament.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
It could happen. Guitarist, songwriter, producer, all around. You know,
great musician Rick Darrener died a couple of days ago.
It came out this morning. He was seventy seven. He
did the course of the rock and roll Hoochi Coup,
and I didn't know. He played on about half a
dozen of Weird Owls songs, including Eat It, Eat It?
(15:55):
You remember that one? Sure that was a good one.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I like that song. He did Endless Nights Don't mean Nothing,
hold on to the Nights right here waiting? Those were
good songs, dude, Really, yeah, Okay, I'm sorry that was
Richard Marks. I'm sorry for Yeah, it's a totally different ringer. Ah,
Jesse's Girl got it. Jesse's Girl was a good song, dude.
When I hear that, I'm just like, man, this takes
me back. Takes me back. Don't talk to strangers. That
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was a good one too, Bob till you drop. Those
were good songs man, You know anyway, Rest in peace
to Rick Deringer, author of Living Levita Loco.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
There you go. Yeah, that's sad news.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Also news today, Capitol Police Chief Thomas Manger is retiring.
That might not mean much to you, but he was
the guy that was tasked with rebuilding the Capitol Police
Department after the Capitol riot and exactly, and now he's retiring.
I don't know that's supposed to be important for some reason.
Some bitcoin news today. First of all, Bitcoin, if you
(16:53):
bought it, good for you. It is up over one
hundred and ten. Now Crypto King accused of torturing bitcoin
millionaire known for dropping one hundred k at an erotic
New York City nightclub.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
In the news today.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
The Crypto King apparently kidnapped and tortured an Italian bitcoin
millionaire in a posh New York City townhouse. Is in
a little bit of trouble. John Walltz age thirty six,
and is alleged accomplice William Duplice age thirty three, started
frequenting The Box, which I guess is a nightclub notorious
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Lower East Side hotspot. Back in February, the pair were
spotted there multiple nights in a row, would spend up big,
dropping eighty thousand dollars in a single night at the nightclub.
Now they're on trial, and so this has become a
topic of conversation. In the court case. John Waltz apparently
suspected of torturing an Italian tourist with a chainsaw in
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a very sadistic week's long extortion attempt to gain the
passwords to his accounts. Meantime, speaking of crypto, JD Vance
is speaking at a bitcoin event today. Young crypto enthusiasts
overwhelmingly preferred Trump and JD Vance to the alternative Kamala
Harris and Tampon tim.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh dear lord.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
No, yeah, A lot of Republicans are very fired up
about the fact that Kamala Harris doesn't seem to want
to leave politics, even though she's one of the most
unlikable women. And that's saying something in American politics that
she's that.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I mean, when you got.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, people like that and Kamala.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Is still that unpopular.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
She is really overachieving, But the Republicans think is a
great thing if she wants to keep running for stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I mean, I tend to agree. I want Kamala Harris
to stay in politics as long as possible. What else
could we get her to run for? Well, right now,
governor of California seems to be the big trick. But
is it enough. That's not enough, That's my question. I
feel like there's other things she could run for in
the meantime. Maybe we could get her to run for
governor at Texas. Maybe we could get her to run
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for mayor of Chicago. Whatever, that'd be a good Yeah,
I'd like to see that, I agree.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I mean, look, I'm gonna be honest, it's really difficult
to like.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
If you don't gulp it down in immediately, it starts
to bend. Benson, Wilton, and Johnson
Evidence or whatever. You know. Yeah, right, have a dance.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Sure, And I'm like, this guy's guilty, you're honor first
of all, just look at him.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Look at him, you know he he's gross. Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Celebrity deaths coming up this day in history coming up,
celebrity pardons coming up.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
But first, Michael Orr's birthday.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I feel like I know who that is. Who's Michael Orr?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
What the big offensive tackle guy from the blind Side movie?
Oh I hated the blind Side movie.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
By the way.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
In real life, he's thirty nine now, okay. Colby Calais,
the singer, is forty. Elizabeth Hasselback, Kenny's girlfriend, is forty
eight years old.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I do like Elizabeth Hasselback.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
She apparently left the View and then moved to Fox,
and then she left that so she could spend more
time with your family.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
She's my all time favorite Survivor alumni. I don't think
there was anyone on the TV show Survivor who I
like as much as Elizabeth Hasselback.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
We got that on tape, right, stop it, Yeah, go ahead,
do whatever you want with it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
The old presidential candidate now Secretary of State, Marco Rubio
is fifty four. Kylie Minogue is fifty seven. Uh huh,
Christa Miller actress. You'd probably recognize. She was on Scrubs,
Cougar Town, Drew Carrey's show.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, love of that.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I like Kylie Minogue.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
She's sixty one.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Wasn't she Cammi in the Mortal Kombat movies?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Kenny's having a moment?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Well, she was hot. Come on, do you guys now
remember the nineties? Kylie Minogue was a smoke show?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And do you think I saw Mortal Combat whatever? Billy?
Isn't that a game or something?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Well they made a movie out of it, Billy, you
probably saw it, right, You remember the British check with
the Bereat. She was hot?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Right? Did she get into her head get blowed up? Probably? Yeah,
sounds about right. Yeah. Rollin Gift. You may remember him
from Fine Young Cannibals. Oh yeah, he's sixty four.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Mark Sanford, former governor of South Carolina who teetered on
his life with an Argentinian woman, is sixty five. That
made all the news. Kirk Gibson, baseball guy from back
in the day, is sixty eight.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
John Fogerty is eighty. You've got any credence? Ready to play? Yeah,
I got some lads. Knight is eighty one.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
You got the pips lined up. Shan Rudy Giuliani is
also eighty one, So this is greater. It's coming as well.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Live.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
They're all live. Yeah, you don't need that. He there
we go no longer with us.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
The guy that created James bond Ian Flanny is well,
he's old, he's dead.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Jerry West basketball guy born on the state Jim Thorpe,
the Indian. We don't say Native American anymore. George Carlin
corrected that the Indian US Olympic gold medalist and Football
Hall of Famer voted the greatest athlete of the first
half of the twentieth century.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well that's something, all right, Yeah, yeah, win for me.
Oh Williams.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Remember the Princess of a Punk of the Plasmatics, Windy Oh,
I do know who that is. Yeah, she's been dead
since nineteen ninety eight, but she did the electrical tape
over the nipples for her stage.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Show, so fun.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It was a lot of fun. And then she shot
herself in the head. Apparently she was really into drugs.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
The suicide where she killed herself was her third attempt.
She first tried a hammer to hammer a knife into
her chest, but it got lodged in her sternum. Wow,
So she decided to go a different direction, tried to
od on ephedrin. I'm not true how much you have
(03:50):
to take to od on that? And then finally she
figured okay, classic shot to the head. That took care
of that.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
And she was a wild woman.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Oh god.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, she was a punk rock singer who did porn
before it was fashionable. She was doing uh you know,
she did it.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
For money or even to get attention. I think she
just she's just wild woman, just a wild woman. In
today's Burger Day, that's worldwide International burger Day. And then
you also say it is was it brisket Day or something?
It's brisket Day and cheeseburger Day. Now that's just too much.
I'm sorry. National Hamburger Day and National Brisket Day. No
(04:27):
burger Day is international. There is your difference. You were
wondering earlier why we had both nationally? It's brisket Day,
the burger Day is global.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Is that what yours says? Because mine just says National
Hamburger Day. But I don't claim to know it's just
inter See I believe you International Burger Day. See my
source on this is wrong. I believe yours heres makes
more sense. Can we just do this day in history
and stop arguing?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
What depends who brought it to us? Well, of course
that'd be law Tigers.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Oh well in that case, definitely law tigers dot com.
Aren't they doing a thing right now where they're sending
people to sturge us?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Well they could. If you sign up for it, you
could win a massive prize package. You'd love a prize
package that's massive, don't you?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You know what I mean? As far as massive packages go,
I found it's best to have a big one.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Go to styling or style in you can leave the
g off in Sturgis dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
We start off on today. In eighteen thirty, President Andrew
Jackson signed the Indian Removal Act. Oh I know, oh boy,
touchy subject today. In nineteen thirty four, Dion Quints are born.
Their survival was a miracle and also was merchandised. They
were quintuplets.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
That's like the first quints to survive their infancy.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
But they're all dead now today. In nineteen forties.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
He said that hell no, they were born back in
the thirties. Sure, yeah, what chance did they have to
live this long? One of them died at the age
of twenty, but the oldest two lived to be seventy five.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Wow. Yeah, Today, in nineteen forty seven, Volkswagen was founded.
I thought it was before. That, wasn't it before?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
That?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Is it? Are we all pretending it was founded in
nineteen forty seven in the same company exists a few
years before when something else was going on in Germany?
Are we? I think maybe we're just gonna pretend. Okay
today and fine nineteen forty seven, Okay, don't question it. Today,
In nineteen sixty four, the Palestine Liberation Organization was founded.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Boy, that'd be your PLO.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Today. In nineteen eighty three, Irene Cara, Kara Cara.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, either way, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Number one hit Flashdance, What a Feeling? And today in
nineteen ninety eight, comic You're Gonna Tell Me You're Gonna
Skip Over, Missle t No God. Nineteen eighty two, Rocket
three debuted at that featured the Great Lawan the only
Mister t. That was the second best Rocky movie.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
What was his name? In the movie?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Oh God, we just talked about this the other day.
Bj barakas not that movie what was it? Clubba Clover
cluba Lay. Yeah, that came up last week on the show.
And who did he kill? He killed Rockies A coach, right, manager,
the trainer? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, well what's his name? We just dopo? Yes, very good. Yeah,
that was the second best Rocky.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I think everyone agrees. Today. In nineteen ninety eight, comic
Phil Hartman found out what a feeling when he was
killed by his wife, who then killed herself.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Raging lunatic is what she was.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That's the thing.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Some people will tell you it's only men, but apparently
the existence of Phil Harmon proves sometimes it's women.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I think ilhan Omar is the one who said all
of the killing that's been done around the world really
is just white men. What about the women that always
seem to want to kill their kids? Yeah, what's up
with that?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
And then there's Phil Hartman's wife.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Today, in two thousand and three, the first cloned horse
is born via natural delivery. FYI, they are banned from racing.
You're not allowed to have a cloned race horse.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
This would be kind of like those performance enhancement drugs.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Where we think wooden sports benefit from either you know,
doing it in the league they have now, or create
a whole new league just with people that are jacked
up on steroids. Maybe horse racing needs a whole race
just filled with cloned horses.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I don't know. Maybe they can fly, We don't know
what they can do.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Okay, what if you could just clone Michael Jordan or
Lebron or something, you know, Walter Payton or somebody like that.
You know is that you can't clone a horse, but
can you clone an athlete and have them played pro sports?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Well, that's gonna work out the same. Plus we'd have
to wait so long.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I mean, if the clone Michael Jordan today, how long
would it be before he got good?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Me twenty five years. That's a good point.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
You'd need some kind of super growth serum or something
performance enhancing drugs. Let's say the NFL says, you know what,
from now on, you guys can get jacked up on
on you know, bull steroids if you want to and
come in here with a neck three times as wide
as your ears, and you just go in there and
play the game.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Well, you know, apparently the ped use will be allowed
in the new Enhanced Games, which are set to star
May twenty six. Remember Peter Theo was doing this. There's
a company hoping to infuse unprecedented levels of science, money,
and performance enhancing drugs used in Olympic style sports. They
think will be the first formal competition of its kind,
(09:14):
taking place May twenty twenty six in Las Vegas. Oh dude,
the enhances are going to be hosted the first annual competition.
We'll have athletes on peds like steroids, testosterones, and growth hormone,
typically legal to possess but banned in sports. Organizers say
they hope to remove the stigma of using these substances
and promote safer ways to push the limits of human performance.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Plus there's the added benefit maybe you know, for television purposes,
only a few of these players.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Hearts might explode during the game.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh my god, I would watch just your watch. Isn't
that exactly why we watch hockey and Nascar.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
I don't like gay people, I don't like Muslims, I
don't like abortions, I don't like anything liberals, But I
really like to.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Get along with people.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Did you have a jabb Walton and Johnson?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I stayed after she went naked in public again. They're
asking how this could be legal? You know she's an architect.
Did you know that she's fine?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I don't know about it, because if she liked to
take them, bob.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
That a lot.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Did you know she's Australian. I don't know none about
except she'd liked to take them, Bob that.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I've seen her on TV many times. I've seen her
all over the internet.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
We've seen her boobs.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, she likes to take them out a lot, every
or orifice, crevices, everything, and I've never once seen her
open her mouth to talk.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Well, it may be why Kanye is.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
So proud of her anyway, Apparently she's Australian and she's
an architect. God, guy, guys, I don't think she needs
to work though, but she's in trouble for walking around
naked again.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
She wore let me see you where she was naked?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
All right, here's the outfit she wore. It's basically fishnets.
She's wearing fish nets, and the fish nets don't really
cover anything because you.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Know, that's a nip. It's not supposed to cover anything.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, you could see the nips and the clam and
the whole enchilada there. Well, none of the you know,
uh no, no one actually arrested he or anything. People
are calling for her, like.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Her to just start covering herself up a little bit. Yeah,
she was, especially that part where you froze it and
you're highlighting it now with your little cursor.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Oh do you mean yeah, yeah, do circles around it? Okay, yeah,
well that's what we're looking at her on a computer show.
Would Trump say about that? You know, I would love
to hear his take on it.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
No, I just mean the one word he might say, Uh,
it's vagina.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I do like when Trump talks, he's.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Speaking of Trump. He is going to give pardons or
has pardoned the Chrislies. Are you familiar with their show
that used to have on TV? A reality show? Chrisly
knows bet.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Are they the ones from Georgia?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah? They it's Todd and Julie, and Todd seems gay
but he's that's that's that's what he keeps saying.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Hey, everybody, my name's Todd Craslin and I'm from the South.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
He was convicted of fraud, but they both were convicted
of fraud and tax evasion in twenty twenty two, since
so were you in prison? But apparently one of their
daughters was talking to Lara Lara Trump about things and
explain how they were all basically set up and Trump's creed,
so he's given him a full pardon.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Well, you know what I mean, does anyone care? Is
the world in danger because the two of them are
being freed? Or I'm sure someone will be mad about
this because they're white and from the South or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
But earlier I mentioned that The Handmaid's Tale is officially over.
Now the final episode of the sixth and final season
air that came out a little air whenever you decide
to watch.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
It on Hulu.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
But now Elizabeth Moss says that she will probably be
in the spin off called The Testaments. She said, June,
which is her character on The Handmaid's Tail, is the
favorite character I've ever played at this point, and so
of course I don't want it to end.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Well, Gray boy, she really puts some weight on what happened.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I don't know if she's pregnant or if she's just
really sick successful, she.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Just she got money, so she started eating and never.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
How little and then and you know, batit. She was
in mad Men. That's that's mad Men girl. The show
ended up being about Don Draper, But the original plot
line of mad Men was to show you how the
women were treated in the sixties in the workplace. Sure,
and then Don Draper just happened to be so damn
(13:23):
good looking and sexy that that show ended up revolving
around him more than her.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
She was still part of it, That's nice.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Eli must says he is disappointed with the price tag
for the Big Beautiful Bill. He said he didn't understand
what the point of Doge was because.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah, because they'd like a trillion dollars they could have cut,
and they didn't cut none of it. They put him
to work up there. He's been working four or five
months now and found all this waste and they didn't
do anything.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
With it, you know, because of how much money he's
worth and how much time his money is, how much
money his time is worth. I gotta think him spending
months working on something and then.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Well, at the same time, the public was out there
trying to ruin his car company and.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Doing a pretty good job of it.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Elon did not get treated well by the Republican Party.
Shame on your Republicans, Frank, Look, I'll say it out loud, Trump,
come on, show it a love for your boy here. Yeah,
you know, take some of the crap out of there.
Do we need a golden Dome? The latest one now
is that they're saying, if Canada will agree to become
our fifty first state, they can use the Golden Dome
for free. So you're telling me if they don't agree
(14:29):
to be our fifty first state and someone's launching rockets Canada,
we're not going to dome them. We're not going to
protect Canada.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
No, not going to do it.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I'm okay with that.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Are you familiar with the intrigue that is going on
right now between Canada, the United States and England.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
It's very funny how King Charles thinks he's relevant.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
The Canadians invited King Charles to come over because they
would like to bolst I think is what they called it,
the relations between Canada and the UK, which but do
UK own them anyway?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
That's a sovereign nation or something. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, So they said Trump's over here milething off about
taking over Canada. So we're gonna get up here with
the King Charles and now all of a sudden, they're
supposed to back Trump off. And at the same time
UK supposed to be friendly with US, So who friendly
with who?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Well, what's King Charles gonna do? He doesn't have any
legal authority at all? Whatsoever? What's he gonna do? Go
to a polo match, What's he gonna do? Give a
rude hand gesture to one of our guys during a
cricket tournament.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
It could happen. Guitarist, songwriter, producer, all around. You know,
great musician Rick Darrener died a couple of days ago.
It came out this morning. He was seventy seven. He
did the course of the rock and roll Hoochi Coup,
and I didn't know. He played on about half a
dozen of Weird Owls songs, including Eat It, Eat It?
(15:55):
You remember that one? Sure that was a good one.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I like that song. He did Endless Nights Don't mean Nothing,
hold on to the Nights right here waiting? Those were
good songs, dude, Really, yeah, Okay, I'm sorry that was
Richard Marks. I'm sorry for Yeah, it's a totally different ringer. Ah,
Jesse's Girl got it. Jesse's Girl was a good song, dude.
When I hear that, I'm just like, man, this takes
me back. Takes me back. Don't talk to strangers. That
(16:21):
was a good one too, Bob till you drop. Those
were good songs man, You know anyway, Rest in peace
to Rick Deringer, author of Living Levita Loco.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
There you go. Yeah, that's sad news.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Also news today, Capitol Police Chief Thomas Manger is retiring.
That might not mean much to you, but he was
the guy that was tasked with rebuilding the Capitol Police
Department after the Capitol riot and exactly, and now he's retiring.
I don't know that's supposed to be important for some reason.
Some bitcoin news today. First of all, Bitcoin, if you
(16:53):
bought it, good for you. It is up over one
hundred and ten. Now Crypto King accused of torturing bitcoin
millionaire known for dropping one hundred k at an erotic
New York City nightclub.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
In the news today.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
The Crypto King apparently kidnapped and tortured an Italian bitcoin
millionaire in a posh New York City townhouse. Is in
a little bit of trouble. John Walltz age thirty six,
and is alleged accomplice William Duplice age thirty three, started
frequenting The Box, which I guess is a nightclub notorious
(17:24):
Lower East Side hotspot. Back in February, the pair were
spotted there multiple nights in a row, would spend up big,
dropping eighty thousand dollars in a single night at the nightclub.
Now they're on trial, and so this has become a
topic of conversation. In the court case. John Waltz apparently
suspected of torturing an Italian tourist with a chainsaw in
(17:44):
a very sadistic week's long extortion attempt to gain the
passwords to his accounts. Meantime, speaking of crypto, JD Vance
is speaking at a bitcoin event today. Young crypto enthusiasts
overwhelmingly preferred Trump and JD Vance to the alternative Kamala
Harris and Tampon tim.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh dear lord.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
No, yeah, A lot of Republicans are very fired up
about the fact that Kamala Harris doesn't seem to want
to leave politics, even though she's one of the most
unlikable women. And that's saying something in American politics that
she's that.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I mean, when you got.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, people like that and Kamala.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Is still that unpopular.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
She is really overachieving, But the Republicans think is a
great thing if she wants to keep running for stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I mean, I tend to agree. I want Kamala Harris
to stay in politics as long as possible. What else
could we get her to run for? Well, right now,
governor of California seems to be the big trick. But
is it enough. That's not enough, That's my question. I
feel like there's other things she could run for in
the meantime. Maybe we could get her to run for
governor at Texas. Maybe we could get her to run
(18:50):
for mayor of Chicago. Whatever, that'd be a good Yeah,
I'd like to see that, I agree.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I mean, look, I'm gonna be honest, it's really difficult
to like.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
If you don't gulp it down in immediately, it starts
to bend. Benson, Wilton, and Johnson
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