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November 26, 2025 • 17 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Who was close.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh my god, did you we just avoided a catastrophe here.
I almost played the song I hate more than any
song ever recorded in the history of songs.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
But it's been a tragedy. What what? What song?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Was The thing with Mariah Carey, it's he knows it's
my favorite Christmas song and so he intentionally, uh.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
It, just dogs it every year just to get under
my skin. I'm not letting him win.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I can't stay Mariah Carey. I hate how she comes
every Christmas time. She comes out for the Mariah Carey
Christmas Yeast Infection Special. And this year she's doing a
Christmas residency in Las Vegas. The same resort is offering
a three for one deal on escorts and apparently they're
calling it the Ho Ho Ho Special.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
So that's very exciting. That's a deal right there. You
got to get in on that. I know it's a
good deal. Oh Ho Ho Baby.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
You can't beat those prices for what they're charging. Speaking
of what they're charging, uh it is now. I mean,
this is nothing new, but it's totally cool to hate
on Whitey as much as you want. I'm gonna play
a video for you. This popular podcast featuring POCS explaining,
I mean, we're just people of color. We're supposed to
be insulted by this. Listen to this love.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
To overcharge white people and organizations and do pro bono
work for black works. And that's just me being very blunt.
I will give them ridiculous rates, and then I'll have
like a nonprofit or black org or somebody doing some work.
I've only got this much money, and I'm like, keep it.
A white person, just cut me a check.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
As white people, we're supposed to feel like this hurts us,
But it's just somebody being honest.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I think that's the flex.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Is, like, you know, white people have enough money to
afford my services, and blacks don't. Stupid white losers, y'all
are a bunch of losers with all your money and
stuff and jobs and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
How do they think they got healthcare? Right? White? What this?
Go ahead? Billy? How do you want to dig your
way out of that one?

Speaker 5 (01:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Fine?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
How about the other day the stupid white guy came
in and hired my business.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
What a dummy, right?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
And then I and then I took that money and
had enough money to be able to give pro bono
work to black people, stupid white people. Imagine being the
white client and seeing the video and being like, oh,
I didn't realize as I was supporting your business that
you hated me.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah. I thought I was like a cool guy for
you know.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Uh al You know, isn't it always a little bit
of a turn on to hear a woman say pro bono?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh? Good lord, No, he's right, that is funny. Pro bono.
You know, pro bono is pretty funny, dude.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I mean, come on, come on, come on, mister Kenneth,
come on, especially you.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Oh sure, yeah, it's the best ever.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I got to think when we're telling boner jokes, you
of all people, has got to enjoy that.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Hey, we've been here all morning. We still haven't gone
to our favorite state yet. We haven't done gayfer space yet,
we haven't done our tab.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
It's time right now, ladies and gentlemen, time it's time
to move house.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, here go. It comes to Florida.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
Man.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
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(03:31):
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Speaker 3 (03:49):
Here go wrong having it for yourself or giving it
to friends and family members.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
All right, today we take you to Cape Coral.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
It's not the first time something like this has happened,
but it's the first time it's happened this week. And
I just want to report we love the law enforcement.
On this radio show. People might often say, Kenny, you
and Billy and mister oh, you guys are outlaws. Why
are you so supportive of the cops. Yeah, you guys
are outlaws. Well, as it turns out, when when troubles
at your door. You can't call the crips and the bloods.
They're not going to come help you out. You know

(04:16):
that when there's a clan war between the Hatfields and
the McCoys, you're gonna need the Blue Lives Matter to
protect you from those ricocheted bullets, you know, or at.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Least call them to come clean up the mess afterwards.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
What what mess would you be referring to be?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
You know, the scattered bodies laying around of the McCoys.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Okay, oh right, because we all know how that story
ended well anyway, So today we tell you the story
of Lewis Alanya Estralla, aged twenty five, was supposed to
deliver someone's dinner. He's a door dash driver, but was
found Thursday after eight pm at Skyline Boulevard and Cape
Coral Parkway with an open beer in his car. Now
here's the thing about being a DoorDash driver. You're not

(04:55):
allowed to drink, drink and drive just because you're at work.
Does sound like different rules?

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Free or whatever? Sound fair?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
The man is working his ass off all day long,
bringing joy to people's homes who were too lazy to
get out and get it on their own and you're
telling me he can't quench his thirst after whole dale
work with a cold, delicious beverage.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Well, we have a friend of the show who often
says that a fully grown man or a lesbian should
be allowed to have a cold beer while they're driving.
That's what we hear, just them though, just straight men
and lesbians, nobody else.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
And yet technically I believe it's against the law. It
is right.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
So police said he was nearly twice the legal limit.
He didn't just have one beer. It looks like he
had a whole f ton of beer just driving around,
just throwing.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Him back like that.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, like that, That's what it sounded like. So now
the cops have a predictaiment here. They've arrested this man
and they're standing there alone with a bag from the
olive garden or red Lobster wherever they are. They still
have the food, right, So the store dash driver was
pulled over for alleged purportedly drunk.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
We don't know, you know, he'd already pulled.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Over, said he was slumped up against the wheel and
drinking beer.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
I know, but I just want to stress that, like
all other news stories, innoc until proven guilty, YadA, YadA, YadA. Anyway,
so the cops decided to go ahead and just be
good guys. They delivered the door dash for them.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
They delivered.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah, you don't think they snook a fry or something.
I mean I would have, but anyway, I don't know
what they did. I do know they brought the food
to the people. Here is the body cam recording from
when Louis Alanya Estralla was being pulled over and then
Officer Mercedes Simmons talking about the officer going above and
beyond and delivering the Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
Okay, the address that he had on his store dash
on his GPS is at where he was.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Going to sort of doors.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yet, we were lucky to have officers that had a
little bit of extra time on their hands. They're willing
to go above and beyond. Obviously, you wouldn't want anybody
to go hungry, miss out on their door dash, noise.
Strive for a level of service, and I think in
this case we were able to deliver on that.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Who's that lady there?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
I thought they were gonna have a police superintendent or
someone a spokesperson for the for the delivery company. I
thought that was like the assistant or something. No, there
wasn't a man available to explain that to it.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
I would have been handy because we could have understood it. Yeah,
it would have made more sense anyway. What do we
learn from this? Guys?

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Don't drink and drive, but if you do, make sure
you're in a part of the country where the cops
will be nice enough to complete your door dash order
for you. Sun's about right, Yeah, yeah, well that I
always love when there's a lesson to be learned. I
hate I hate not learning things. That's the worst part. Oh,
never stop learning. That's the that's the last thing I learned.
Absolutely in fact, that is absolutely true. All right, what

(07:42):
do you got?

Speaker 3 (07:42):
I got the Dow Jones sky rocking it up another
two hundred and twenty five this morning, in the first
eight minutes of trading after six hundred and sixty four
point riseing a doll yesterday.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
I'm sorry, six hundred and sixty one. Uh folk, Oh okay,
got it all right. I'm glad it wasn't six sixty six. No, No,
that would have been everything and run. Yeah, no, I
prefer the foe now that up down up?

Speaker 6 (08:05):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
You were just complaining yesterday, your four one, k wasn't performing.
You was thinking about voting for Gavin Newsom next time around?

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, I was thinking about voting for Cavin new said,
what would guy?

Speaker 1 (08:18):
He'll sure make everything better? Okay.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
My only point was there hadn't been any growth on
Wall Street in thirty days. Now there appears to be
a little bit of growth.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
I guess your criticism is what sparked this explosion. Well, congratulations, Kenny,
you manipulated a market.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
You don't have to thank me, but I will accept
your thank and I'll accept all the credit for that
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me some money for getting people to go out and
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Speaker 1 (08:59):
Of the ten per center's nation. How about that? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:02):
Hey, Tyrone, Happy Turkey Day.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Did you tell your.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Wife yet that you prefer white Meat Walton and Johnson
Radio Network, Like when a turkey gobbled yesterday just the
right time, Trump said your pardoned and the turkey went,
thank you.

Speaker 7 (09:19):
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We do love Dominic the Donkey.
A lot about Kenny's taste in Christmas music. He hates
what I love and then he loves the donkey.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
You don't like the song, you don't like Dominic the
john Like all I want for Christmas? Is you not
liking Dominic the Donkey is racist against Italians. You might
as well be tearing down a Christopher Columbus statue and
celebrating Indigenous people day.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Did that last year? Yes?

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Oh, by the way, back to a story, if you
don't mind us backing up on something for a minute.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
It's kind of your thing.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
You You remember a story from earlier this morning, the
spokesperson for President Trump, Caroline Levitt.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Cute little blonde with the illegal immigrant baby mama for her.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
You're getting ahead. People didn't hear this earlier if they
just got here, Okay, Caroline Levitt's brother has a baby
with a woman not his you know, wife or anything
that we can see, just you know, eleven years ago,
the baby's eleven years old. Now it's not really a
baby anymore, but she's a baby mama and she is

(10:22):
now being held in ice facility in custody in Louisiana.
According to well Caroline Levitt for one who has told
us about the young lady's immigration status. Bruna is her name.
She's been here Brazilian for a long time. Yeah, she

(10:44):
migrated from Brazil, got into a relationship with Caroline Levitt's brother,
Michael Levitt, and they have a eleven year old son together.
The part of the story that I guess we didn't
hear about earlier is that, according to her brother, they
have not had anything to do with each other, have

(11:05):
not spoken to each other in years. We briefly touched
on that, and that the sun has lived full time
with him since his birth. Sounds like baby Mama is
out of the picture as far as being the mama
now or the girlfriend. They they're not a couple.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
What kind of terrible mom just abandoned their kids like that,
don't know, that's kind of sick, right. She was worried
all along that she was going to get found out
that she was an illegal. Here's what I don't know
what I don't understand. Well, the public have sympathy for
this woman because she is a chesty Latina, probably because
there is a lot going on upstairs. Would everybody in
the studio please take a look at the computer screen

(11:45):
real quick and yeah, I know there's a lot happening here.
She's not bad looking, by the way.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
The only statement the White House has issued so far,
Caroline herself has yet to comment. The White House says
Caroline had no involvement whatsoever in this matter. Sure has
nothing to do with her. It's her brother and his
personal business, that's all that is.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
I do believe that, I.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Do believe that Caroline had nothing to do with her
brother hooking up with an illegal Brazilian check eleven plus
years ago.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
I believe that.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
I don't know, And you know, the media wants this
to sound like, look now they're destroying Caroline Levitt's family,
but that's not happening. Actually, this just kind of proves
the point that the illegal immigrants that come into this
country are not good people.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
This woman abandoned her child.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
They report that Michael and the Miss South Brazilia they
were engaged briefly about ten years ago. That broke them
up when the baby was still just an info to
this and she's moved on, not even his concern anymore.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Wow, called budd It just abandon her kid, doesn't even care.
That looks like he's also married to this blonde white lady.
She kind of looks like Chris sister. Oh that's Michael.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Levin and his wife Kara Kara. I don't know which
way she pronounced. All right, can I get a ruling?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Can everybody give us a rolling on this? So he
goes from the chesty Brazilian girl to marrying a woman
that sort of kind of looks like his sister. Creepy,
weird or not, doesn't mean nothing.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
A little bit chesty from what I can see in
this short, little small photo here.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
You can't blame a man for loving big breasts. I mean,
that's as American as he gets.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
That's just boring into his DNA as God put that
curse on the man.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
All right, Well, speaking of big, beautiful blonde women with
big jugs, let's go now to Eastern Europe, where there's
still apparently a war happening.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
What kind of war Russia versus Ukraine still going on?
I heard this morning that was all settled.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Now.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
It looks like everybody's happy. It is interesting how this
is unfolding. You could tell just reading this CBS news report.
They really don't want this to work. Any news report
you read about Donald Trump negotiating the end of the
war starts off like this, Well, it's probably not gonna happen, right, Well, donate,
don't get your hopes up. That's kind of how they
write these stories. Marco Rubio got actually no, not Marco Rubio.

(14:13):
Jared Kushner got together with somebody from some vague association
with Russia, and they put together a plan that they
thought Russia would agree to.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Oddly, Russia has not agreed to it yet, but Ukraine did.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
That's the story we get, is that Zelinski is happy,
or at least accepting of this proposed peace plan. It's
got a lot of steps in it. Uh, And it
looks like Putin now has to be the one who
gets to decide whether he'll accept or not. If this works,

(14:48):
how does the media react, Probably talk about something else.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
They won't even talk about it.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Maybe that Porch pirate story comes back. The sad important
the Saturday before Donald Trump ended the real Palestine War
Saturday Night Live does a skate about how Trump can't
end any wars, he's a loser. He already negotiated the
end of the Indian Pakistan War in record time, more
than one you know, military occupation around the world basically

(15:14):
ended because of Donald Trump working out a deal within
hours of them doing that Saturday Night Live skit. It it
already aged as poorly as you know, unpasteurized milk, totally wrong.
Next thing, you know, he may be on the verge
of getting a deal for Russia and Ukraine. Here here's
what I wonder they keep saying, Donald Trump is Hitler?

(15:34):
Did Hiller negotiate the end to a bunch of was
he constantly trying to work out peace deals for wars?
He wasn't directly involved all they ever talked about. I
don't know anything else they ever said about Hitler other
than the fact that he just loved him some peace.
He just it was all about peace and the love
of mankind, all all man, yeah, and then some women.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
What do Trump and Hitler have in common besides being
world leaders? Like, what else is there really? Because for
him to be like Hitler there must be something. They're
both nationalists sort of, but one of them. It's not
the same kind of nationalism. It's very different.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
They both inspired people to hate them a lot.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Okay, so one of them was a socialist, liberal arts
college dropout who wanted to divide everybody up by race.
Doesn't that sound like the modern day Democrat party platforms.
It's like, whoever the next Democrat primary candidate is.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Hitler was a painter, an artist, if you will, and
if I remember correctly, it was a recent a prominent
Democrat in the news for his paintings.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh do you mean a hunter? Oh? Yeah, yeah, that
was Hunter.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
It wasn't It was Hitler trying to get people to
leave his country and not come back.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Was that a thing that he did?

Speaker 2 (16:46):
He went out and he rounded up all the undesirables
and told him to leave.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Is that what he did? I don't think that's how
it worked. That's not what he did, is it?

Speaker 7 (16:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
I feel like boy.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
The more we break it down here, not only does
Donald Trump looked nothing like Hitler, but most of the
most prominent Democrats in the country look a lot like
and lot more like.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
What do we know that Democrats do? Whatever you of,
whatever they're up.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
To, screaming the fighting the exploding resentments.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
That's what Thanksgiving is. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
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