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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's a news story today out of California, and it's
like something out of a movie. When you see the
footage of the husband on a you know, security camera,
dragging what looks like it could be a bag or
some kind of a tarp and there's clearly something inside of it.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm definitely thinking as a tarp or a tarpolian if
you if you like the the full Roman use of
the word.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
But I'm getting ahead of myself here.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Roman. Yeah, we'll just let them cook, dude. That's how
they talk in ancient Rome. You know, the Gladiators, you know,
the old Maximus, all that kind of stuff. Tarpolion that
that was a thing back then. We just shartened it
to tarp Oh really, when was the last time you
were in ancient Rome? Billia?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
It's been a while. Yeah, I go back away. Did
you visit the vomitorium? Yes, definitely, Yeah, Okay, but I couldn't.
I wouldn't, you know. I didn't want to stick my
finger down the throat or nothing, so to do that.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
That's not what that means, all right.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
A California woman was found dead in a national forest
just a day after her husband was shot on video
dragging something large wrapped in what appeared to be a billiard,
a tarp tart, thought's a tarpolium, well, at least of America.
It was a sheet of some kind. He was dragging
it away from his home. It looked like something out
of a movie. The body of Sheila Cabrera, aged thirty three,
(01:16):
found on August thirteenth in a national forest, the Angelus
National Forest rapped. I never heard of it. It wrapped
in a tarp or a similar sheet to uh, let's
just stick with tarp. It's okay. Her husband, mister Cabrera,
was seen pulling the bag on a ring doorbell camera
to the footage obviously a day beforehand. So search and
(01:38):
rescue teams from the Montros Mountain Search and Rescue Team
that's what it's called, reported finding something suspicious in the
forest and matched the material scene in the ring video
and viola, excuse me, voila or reveal it anyway. Homicide
detectives responded to the scene and confirmed that yeah, she's dead.
She's wrapped inside it and boy, it looks just like
that thing her husband was dragging on a video camera.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
They're not saying they suspect him a foul play. Huh really, well,
just because he's uh getting rid of some construction debris
in a rolled.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Up tarp right around the time that his wife disappeared,
he decided to go ahead and clean out the garage.
Sounds like she did this just to get him in trouble.
She killed herself and wrapped herself into trout, that's it,
and then drove herself out to the forest and then
stabbed herself in the back three times.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
And or Hillary Clinton. And I don't think she knows Hillary,
but that doesn't necessarily stop it.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I can't help but notice, uh, is this another one?
Is this another one of those stories? This guy who
wasn't supposed to be in the country or uh uh meantime, Well,
how would.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
He get married? I'm sure he wouldn't be able to
go to a court and get a marriage license and
be married if he was here illegally, right because somebody
gets suspicious and turn him in.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't know the answer to that. I do know
the answer to this. We've all been wondering why a
woman in California was just confirmed to have caught the plague.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Oh, no plague, you're supposed to whisper it because it
makes people panic. You know, plague like that.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Bro, this is crazy. We thought it was from an
illegal immigrant. It turns out it was It was a
flea in the Lake Tahoe there that wasn't supposed to
be in the country.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Well but flea.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
We don't know how it got bass Border patrol. A
lot of people thought it killed her, but it turns
out I am not dead yet.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I am not Jack. I am not dead yet. I
can do to high and think I am not dead yet.
I don't need to go to bed. I don't need
to call the doctor because I'm not yet dead.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh so she's alive. Not the woman in the forest though, No, no,
she's dead. We moved on.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
This woman got the plague at Lake Tahoe after being
bit by a flea. Every you know what we didn't
get this year was the what is it the brain
eating omba news stories?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, really missed those. Instead we got this.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Instead, we got the black plague off a flea in
Lake Tahoe.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Plague.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I uh, we gotta wonder what else.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Is out there? Scarier when you say it like plague,
just a blague?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
The play what would you rather get? Black plague or ebola.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh boy, uh easy, now what why why did that
trigger you all of a sudden. It's the black plague now,
which apparently makes it even worse. I mean, you know,
you attached black to something. That's just the worst.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You know, while we're on the topic, I wouldn't really
say that your skin is black, nor would I say
that mine is white.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
That just kind of seem lazy.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That those are the colors we go with to describe
these different ethnic.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Backgrounds, just to generalize, that's all.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Everybody in this room that's supposed to be quote unquote
white's got a nice brown hue going from their summer tan.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Y'll pink.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Look at Steve. I've never seen Steve look so dark before.
You must have been doing a lot of yard work,
don't you know any Mexicans?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I do, but they charge. Yeah, but getting one of
them robots. We just talked about robots out there doing
all your yard work for you.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Billy UD's got a good point, Steve. Here's what I
don't get. When you lift up billy UD's sleeve, it
changes colors.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Not you.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
What do you think you're RFK Junior. They're in the
yard doing work with no shirt on or something. I
like to give the neighbors a show. You know, did
y'all see RFK Junior and Pete hag Seth. We've all
seen that, right.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Did they start some kind of a physical fitness challenge
or something?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Will Kine and who else?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Sean Duffy, the Transportation Secretary, they participated and you got
to do what was it? I think it was fifty
pull ups, not chin ups, pull ups which are harder,
and one hundred push ups in less than ten minutes.
And you could do ten, ten, ten, five, however you
want to do it, break it up now And just
in case you're wondering, RFK Juniors in his seventies did
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this in five minutes forty seconds. And I memorize that
because I think for me, that's the goal to achieve
what you're shooting for five thirty nine. I'm going to
do it later when I'm at the gym and a
Pete hag Seth five minutes twenty seconds now, know, Pete Hagseeth.
But the thing that everybody took away from this wasn't
that those guys are ripped. Everybody knew that. We all
saw them back during the election everybody's mad about Pete's
tattoo and RFK Junior going to muscle beach.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Nick great, all the just depidly little stuff that the
Democrats picked on.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
No, between RFK Junior and Sydney Sweeney, this is the
summer of sexy blue jeans.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Woo.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Everybody is aghast at the fact that RFK Junior works
out in a pair of blue jeans. We seen him
do it more than once. And did you hear his
explanation when Jesse Waters asked him.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
No, I did not.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I'll save you the trouble of listening to a SoundBite
of him talk. Basically, the gist of it is bless you,
he said. Basically, he just said, Well what I do is?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I mean, if you're gonna save us from hearing him,
there's no reason to, you know, make it sound like him.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Are you sure, because I've been practicing.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I've been practicing doing that voice of a person with
a disability. You said I couldn't do the Asian voice.
You didn't say anything about that. You can do the
Asian Does that make you happy?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
No? RFK Junior, all.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Right, fine, he said, Hollo, I work out with the
blue jeans.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
No, you do the Asian voice for Asian people. He's
not Agan.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Oh see, you can choose. You tricked me, you made me.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Can do it when it's appropriate.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I did not want to be a racist. You made
me do that.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You're the race. That's your fault. I guess you can.
Trump's president. You can get away with it.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
You can't say retard again.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, because they retaalted Yeah. And you can do an
Asian accent.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Right, And for some reason it's now socially acceptable to
openly hate the Jews.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
But getting back to the blue jeans thing.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
According to whom I like everybody on MSNBC and in
the neo Nazi movement on Twitter to Democrats, according to
not Us, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Look, I like my Jews in my life. They're my friends.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Do you know who complains most when somebody does of
what is considered to be a racist Asian accent, White
ladies or cats ladies. Asians don't care. Now, the thing
with the Indians and the Redskins and football, the Indians
didn't care. The Asians don't care. If you go all
all that, it's just white women who have nothing else
(07:46):
to do.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
It's white women with a lot of cats, which is
ironic because if you get those cats around Asian people.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Bring up.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. That's the blue gen.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, we didn't explain why RFK Junior and Steve workout
in blue jeans shirtless, you know, or I don't wear
blue jeans to work out in topless Yoh sure, yeah, always,
that would explain the tan We've been sitting here trying
to figure out why Steve's got such.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
A nice space.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
What's the blue jean thing about?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
RFK Junior said, back in the day, he would go
work out and then he would go do something else,
So to avoid having to bring two changes of clothes,
he would just work out shirtless and a pair of
blue jeans.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
And then he'd wear the sweaty jeans on a date
or whatever he had to do afterwards. That's gross.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
It does sound gross, But again, remember this is like
the California or the Upper East Coast climate we're talking about,
So maybe he didn't get that sweaty.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
But I don't think that's the real answer. No, I
think he's lying.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I think the real answer why is because there was
a woman in his life who thought he looked hot
in a pair of blue jeans with no shirt.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
She might have just mentioned it one day, you know,
just kind of all handedly, Oh yeah, that's hot. So
now it's all he'll do, right, if you know what
guys will.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
If you're not sure, if you're like right on the line,
if you can't figure out if like you're attractive to
women physically speaking, do this.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
This is a nice test I like to do once
or twice a week.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Do arm curls shirtless and then just kind of out
of the corner of your eye, your peripheral vision, look
at how they react. And if they cringe, that means
you got to do more. If they don't, that means
you're doing the right amount.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
You know, you could be attractive to some women and
unattractive to other women. Okay, it works that way, just
like women with me. And you know, there's some women
out there I wouldn't be seen with, and there's some
other people out there that love to get with them.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I'm playing, Okay, I know, I get what you're talking.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Beauty is in the hull of the behind her, No,
it is, you know what it means.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
There are these women who claim that.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
They like a guy with a dad bod, and I
think they're just being nice, but it goes kind of
in the opposite direction as well. If your man has
six pack abs, he's either cheating on you or he's gay,
So you gotta find that nice middle ground.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
It could be both.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
He's Oh have you heard about?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Is that what you're talking about? I don't know who
that is, But if he's gay, he is also probably
cheating on you or you know what I mean? All right, well,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Right, I get what?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, let's not explore that, shall we.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Well, you did give me a good segue to this.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I wouldn't have brought this up, but I'd love to
get your take on it, mister Kenneth, because you're a.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Helpful.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yes, you know the website Reason dot com. It's where
John Stossel and Kurt Loder write op eds about libertarianism.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
You ever look at that?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Okay, yeah, I've heard of it.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
One of their top columnists is this guy named Robbie Suave,
and I like his articles most of the time. He's
considered to be a right wing libertarian, and you don't
have to know who he is to understand this controversy.
A lot of people in the media world, particularly the
conservative media world, are mad him right now because he
was married to a woman for ten years.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
He just left her and he married a guy.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Ooh, now, I know what you're thinking. It's like, well,
it's his life. What do they care. They're mad at
him because they say he stole the best years of
her life when she could have been having a baby.
He didn't give her a baby, and stead he left
her to go be gay.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I can see how they would be upset with the
ten years of her life and you know, maybe making
range and all that kind of stuff. It's as much
her fault as anyone's. Though.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Why she couldn't tell he was gay?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, I mean, come on, and maybe she was just
that bad at being a woman. Oh no, mister Ken decided,
you know, a man would be better.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
But that is the meanest thing I've ever heard of.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Sometime I don't know her, I can say mean things
to strangers. Don't believe me.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I get it. I'm like the king of that, I understand.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I don't know, is it possible that, like they tried
to have a baby it didn't work, or you know,
maybe I'm just projecting myself into this.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
But then that didn't make me gay. It's like, at
what point did you?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
And then the other controversy here is a woman can
be bisexual, but in the common perspective of most people,
a guy's just harboring his gayness.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
He's not really bisexually. No, he ain't no black sexual?
Why is that? Why is it? A woman could be
by but man are just considered to be closeted gays?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
They always women always get all the breaks, don't they.
What do you want to break? You want to be pie?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Is that you?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
And I also don't want to go on a cruise
ship anytime soon. I don't know. It seems like we
had this story already, but it was several months ago,
earlier this year, story about a wild brawl breaking loose
on a cruise ship. Remember that.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, there's been a lot of these.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I notice it's always when there's some kind of theme
thing going on that week crown the cruise ship, like
rap week or R and B Week, or like saw week.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Or I don't know what. These people's thing was a butt.
A massive melee broke out on a carnival cruise ship
last week, with passengers being upset to the point of
becoming physical with one another over something to do with
the chicken tenders.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Really, I wonder why chicken tenders upset them so much.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I'll fault over chicken tender, I mean physical violence.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Can I explain this controversy?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
There was about two dozen brawlers at two am on
the cruise ship. Two am on a month. It was Monday,
maybe it was earlier this week. It was on its
way back to Miami, last day on the cruise ship.
And I don't know if they ran out of chicken
tenders or if they were limiting the number you could get.
And it used to be, you know, all you could
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eat or what. But all of a sudden, all these
folks just broke out into a huge fight over chicken tenders.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I have a theory about it, and I don't. It's
probably not what it is. You ever take a date
or like your spouse or a girlfriend or whatever to
go eat and she says she's not hungry, and then
you ordered chicken tenders and fries and she's like, I'm
not hungry. Just give me one of yours, and she's
gonna eat all yours. It's like, no, I ordered this.
You should have ordered something it's like, no, I, well,
I just need one or two chicken tenders.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I only get four. If you eat two of them,
I only get half. I wanted the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
If you've ever been out with a woman in the past,
and I believe you have, you should have learned right away,
order more than you want right Yeah. And by the way,
if you go out with somebody like a woman and
children at a restaurant, you don't have to order as
much as you want to eat, because chance is all
(14:18):
the kids. If they ordered food, they're not gonna finish
it right, and that's gonna be on you.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
That's why I like when Italian restaurants have family style.
You get like a big ball of mostacholi and a
big ball of some marinera, and then you know, the
kids are just gonna have a little bit so you
can eat the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
But there's this meme on the internet. I don't know
if it's real. It's a picture of a menu in
a restaurant and in the corner of the menu it says,
my girlfriend's not hungry, and then under that category it
says you can get a half a fry, two chicken
tenders half an order of ice cream, and it's I
don't know if that's real, but that should be on
every menu in America.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Probably not, but yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh my god, I'd love to order off of my
girlfriend's not menu portion of the menu.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
That's brilliant. Is there a can we just do that? Can? I?
Is that like an off menu thing? I could bribe
the waiter.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Let's uh, let's go ahead and just start order in
that way. I bet Christy Numan does that to her
husband all the time. She does.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
She is fit and trim.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I bet I bet she's constantly not ordering things and
then just eating off his plate.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I will say she looked good painting that wall because
she wasn't just doing like like this.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
She had that long handle, a roller, long black handle
and so.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
No, the handle wasn't black, the wall was black. She
had that roller with a long stick on it, and
she was going up and down and every time she
raised her arms up like it. You know what happens
to warm you know her? You know her no belly
had We know when you get your elbows up high,
the boobs do this.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Well, yeah, we know what happened.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Look good right there, all right, we'll tell you what.
I gotta go back to what mister O said earlier.
Mister h why do you think they painted the wall
black again?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Well, it makes it look larger and more intimidating immediately.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Okay, it's not why I think they did it because
it made the wall hotter.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, the sun is going to heat it up, and
that's just a new way of hoping that people might
not try to climb it.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
You see, mister Owl, they made it. They wanted to
turn the temperature up by making it hotter. They weren't
trying to say.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
That because they didn't want to play the racial aspect
of it. But I think we all know that's why
she was all over it.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
You know. After taking a pause from how confused and
offended that makes me, just occurred to me, if I
paint anything black, while it look bigger, couldn't hurt.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
You put your feelings in, you take your logic out,
You vote for Joe Biden and.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Your by and through your town.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
You do the woke, You.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Poke it, and you spread your eyes around. That's what
it's all about.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
There's a news story today out of California, and it's
like something out of a movie. When you see the
footage of the husband on a you know, security camera,
dragging what looks like it could be a bag or
some kind of a tarp and there's clearly something inside of it.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm definitely thinking as a tarp or a tarpolian if
you if you like the the full Roman use of
the word.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
But I'm getting ahead of myself here.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Roman. Yeah, we'll just let them cook, dude. That's how
they talk in ancient Rome. You know, the Gladiators, you know,
the old Maximus, all that kind of stuff. Tarpolion that
that was a thing back then. We just shartened it
to tarp Oh really, when was the last time you
were in ancient Rome? Billia?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
It's been a while. Yeah, I go back away. Did
you visit the vomitorium? Yes, definitely, Yeah, Okay, but I couldn't.
I wouldn't, you know. I didn't want to stick my
finger down the throat or nothing, so to do that.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
That's not what that means, all right.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
A California woman was found dead in a national forest
just a day after her husband was shot on video
dragging something large wrapped in what appeared to be a billiard,
a tarp tart, thought's a tarpolium, well, at least of America.
It was a sheet of some kind. He was dragging
it away from his home. It looked like something out
of a movie. The body of Sheila Cabrera, aged thirty three,
(01:16):
found on August thirteenth in a national forest, the Angelus
National Forest rapped. I never heard of it. It wrapped
in a tarp or a similar sheet to uh, let's
just stick with tarp. It's okay. Her husband, mister Cabrera,
was seen pulling the bag on a ring doorbell camera
to the footage obviously a day beforehand. So search and
(01:38):
rescue teams from the Montros Mountain Search and Rescue Team
that's what it's called, reported finding something suspicious in the
forest and matched the material scene in the ring video
and viola, excuse me, voila or reveal it anyway. Homicide
detectives responded to the scene and confirmed that yeah, she's dead.
She's wrapped inside it and boy, it looks just like
that thing her husband was dragging on a video camera.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
They're not saying they suspect him a foul play. Huh really, well,
just because he's uh getting rid of some construction debris
in a rolled.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Up tarp right around the time that his wife disappeared,
he decided to go ahead and clean out the garage.
Sounds like she did this just to get him in trouble.
She killed herself and wrapped herself into trout, that's it,
and then drove herself out to the forest and then
stabbed herself in the back three times.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
And or Hillary Clinton. And I don't think she knows Hillary,
but that doesn't necessarily stop it.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I can't help but notice, uh, is this another one?
Is this another one of those stories? This guy who
wasn't supposed to be in the country or uh uh meantime, Well,
how would.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
He get married? I'm sure he wouldn't be able to
go to a court and get a marriage license and
be married if he was here illegally, right because somebody
gets suspicious and turn him in.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't know the answer to that. I do know
the answer to this. We've all been wondering why a
woman in California was just confirmed to have caught the plague.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Oh, no plague, you're supposed to whisper it because it
makes people panic. You know, plague like that.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Bro, this is crazy. We thought it was from an
illegal immigrant. It turns out it was It was a
flea in the Lake Tahoe there that wasn't supposed to
be in the country.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Well but flea.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
We don't know how it got bass Border patrol. A
lot of people thought it killed her, but it turns
out I am not dead yet.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I am not Jack. I am not dead yet. I
can do to high and think I am not dead yet.
I don't need to go to bed. I don't need
to call the doctor because I'm not yet dead.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh so she's alive. Not the woman in the forest though, No, no,
she's dead. We moved on.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
This woman got the plague at Lake Tahoe after being
bit by a flea. Every you know what we didn't
get this year was the what is it the brain
eating omba news stories?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, really missed those. Instead we got this.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Instead, we got the black plague off a flea in
Lake Tahoe.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Plague.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I uh, we gotta wonder what else.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Is out there? Scarier when you say it like plague,
just a blague?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
The play what would you rather get? Black plague or ebola.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh boy, uh easy, now what why why did that
trigger you all of a sudden. It's the black plague now,
which apparently makes it even worse. I mean, you know,
you attached black to something. That's just the worst.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You know, while we're on the topic, I wouldn't really
say that your skin is black, nor would I say
that mine is white.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
That just kind of seem lazy.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That those are the colors we go with to describe
these different ethnic.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Backgrounds, just to generalize, that's all.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Everybody in this room that's supposed to be quote unquote
white's got a nice brown hue going from their summer tan.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Y'll pink.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Look at Steve. I've never seen Steve look so dark before.
You must have been doing a lot of yard work,
don't you know any Mexicans?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I do, but they charge. Yeah, but getting one of
them robots. We just talked about robots out there doing
all your yard work for you.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Billy UD's got a good point, Steve. Here's what I
don't get. When you lift up billy UD's sleeve, it
changes colors.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Not you.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
What do you think you're RFK Junior. They're in the
yard doing work with no shirt on or something. I
like to give the neighbors a show. You know, did
y'all see RFK Junior and Pete hag Seth. We've all
seen that, right.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Did they start some kind of a physical fitness challenge
or something?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Will Kine and who else?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Sean Duffy, the Transportation Secretary, they participated and you got
to do what was it? I think it was fifty
pull ups, not chin ups, pull ups which are harder,
and one hundred push ups in less than ten minutes.
And you could do ten, ten, ten, five, however you
want to do it, break it up now And just
in case you're wondering, RFK Juniors in his seventies did
(05:34):
this in five minutes forty seconds. And I memorize that
because I think for me, that's the goal to achieve
what you're shooting for five thirty nine. I'm going to
do it later when I'm at the gym and a
Pete hag Seth five minutes twenty seconds now, know, Pete Hagseeth.
But the thing that everybody took away from this wasn't
that those guys are ripped. Everybody knew that. We all
saw them back during the election everybody's mad about Pete's
tattoo and RFK Junior going to muscle beach.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Nick great, all the just depidly little stuff that the
Democrats picked on.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
No, between RFK Junior and Sydney Sweeney, this is the
summer of sexy blue jeans.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Woo.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Everybody is aghast at the fact that RFK Junior works
out in a pair of blue jeans. We seen him
do it more than once. And did you hear his
explanation when Jesse Waters asked him.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
No, I did not.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I'll save you the trouble of listening to a SoundBite
of him talk. Basically, the gist of it is bless you,
he said. Basically, he just said, Well what I do is?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I mean, if you're gonna save us from hearing him,
there's no reason to, you know, make it sound like him.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Are you sure, because I've been practicing.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I've been practicing doing that voice of a person with
a disability. You said I couldn't do the Asian voice.
You didn't say anything about that. You can do the
Asian Does that make you happy?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
No? RFK Junior, all.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Right, fine, he said, Hollo, I work out with the
blue jeans.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
No, you do the Asian voice for Asian people. He's
not Agan.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Oh see, you can choose. You tricked me, you made me.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Can do it when it's appropriate.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I did not want to be a racist. You made
me do that.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You're the race. That's your fault. I guess you can.
Trump's president. You can get away with it.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
You can't say retard again.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, because they retaalted Yeah. And you can do an
Asian accent.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Right, And for some reason it's now socially acceptable to
openly hate the Jews.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
But getting back to the blue jeans thing.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
According to whom I like everybody on MSNBC and in
the neo Nazi movement on Twitter to Democrats, according to
not Us, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Look, I like my Jews in my life. They're my friends.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Do you know who complains most when somebody does of
what is considered to be a racist Asian accent, White
ladies or cats ladies. Asians don't care. Now, the thing
with the Indians and the Redskins and football, the Indians
didn't care. The Asians don't care. If you go all
all that, it's just white women who have nothing else
(07:46):
to do.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
It's white women with a lot of cats, which is
ironic because if you get those cats around Asian people.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Bring up.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. That's the blue gen.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, we didn't explain why RFK Junior and Steve workout
in blue jeans shirtless, you know, or I don't wear
blue jeans to work out in topless Yoh sure, yeah, always,
that would explain the tan We've been sitting here trying
to figure out why Steve's got such.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
A nice space.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
What's the blue jean thing about?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
RFK Junior said, back in the day, he would go
work out and then he would go do something else,
So to avoid having to bring two changes of clothes,
he would just work out shirtless and a pair of
blue jeans.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
And then he'd wear the sweaty jeans on a date
or whatever he had to do afterwards. That's gross.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
It does sound gross, But again, remember this is like
the California or the Upper East Coast climate we're talking about,
So maybe he didn't get that sweaty.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
But I don't think that's the real answer. No, I
think he's lying.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I think the real answer why is because there was
a woman in his life who thought he looked hot
in a pair of blue jeans with no shirt.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
She might have just mentioned it one day, you know,
just kind of all handedly, Oh yeah, that's hot. So
now it's all he'll do, right, if you know what
guys will.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
If you're not sure, if you're like right on the line,
if you can't figure out if like you're attractive to
women physically speaking, do this.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
This is a nice test I like to do once
or twice a week.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Do arm curls shirtless and then just kind of out
of the corner of your eye, your peripheral vision, look
at how they react. And if they cringe, that means
you got to do more. If they don't, that means
you're doing the right amount.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
You know, you could be attractive to some women and
unattractive to other women. Okay, it works that way, just
like women with me. And you know, there's some women
out there I wouldn't be seen with, and there's some
other people out there that love to get with them.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I'm playing, Okay, I know, I get what you're talking.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Beauty is in the hull of the behind her, No,
it is, you know what it means.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
There are these women who claim that.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
They like a guy with a dad bod, and I
think they're just being nice, but it goes kind of
in the opposite direction as well. If your man has
six pack abs, he's either cheating on you or he's gay,
So you gotta find that nice middle ground.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
It could be both.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
He's Oh have you heard about?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Is that what you're talking about? I don't know who
that is, But if he's gay, he is also probably
cheating on you or you know what I mean? All right, well,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Right, I get what?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, let's not explore that, shall we.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Well, you did give me a good segue to this.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I wouldn't have brought this up, but I'd love to
get your take on it, mister Kenneth, because you're a.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Helpful.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yes, you know the website Reason dot com. It's where
John Stossel and Kurt Loder write op eds about libertarianism.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
You ever look at that?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Okay, yeah, I've heard of it.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
One of their top columnists is this guy named Robbie Suave,
and I like his articles most of the time. He's
considered to be a right wing libertarian, and you don't
have to know who he is to understand this controversy.
A lot of people in the media world, particularly the
conservative media world, are mad him right now because he
was married to a woman for ten years.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
He just left her and he married a guy.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Ooh, now, I know what you're thinking. It's like, well,
it's his life. What do they care. They're mad at
him because they say he stole the best years of
her life when she could have been having a baby.
He didn't give her a baby, and stead he left
her to go be gay.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I can see how they would be upset with the
ten years of her life and you know, maybe making
range and all that kind of stuff. It's as much
her fault as anyone's. Though.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Why she couldn't tell he was gay?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, I mean, come on, and maybe she was just
that bad at being a woman. Oh no, mister Ken decided,
you know, a man would be better.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
But that is the meanest thing I've ever heard of.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Sometime I don't know her, I can say mean things
to strangers. Don't believe me.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I get it. I'm like the king of that, I understand.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I don't know, is it possible that, like they tried
to have a baby it didn't work, or you know,
maybe I'm just projecting myself into this.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
But then that didn't make me gay. It's like, at
what point did you?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
And then the other controversy here is a woman can
be bisexual, but in the common perspective of most people,
a guy's just harboring his gayness.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
He's not really bisexually. No, he ain't no black sexual?
Why is that? Why is it? A woman could be
by but man are just considered to be closeted gays?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
They always women always get all the breaks, don't they.
What do you want to break? You want to be pie?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Is that you?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
And I also don't want to go on a cruise
ship anytime soon. I don't know. It seems like we
had this story already, but it was several months ago,
earlier this year, story about a wild brawl breaking loose
on a cruise ship. Remember that.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, there's been a lot of these.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I notice it's always when there's some kind of theme
thing going on that week crown the cruise ship, like
rap week or R and B Week, or like saw week.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Or I don't know what. These people's thing was a butt.
A massive melee broke out on a carnival cruise ship
last week, with passengers being upset to the point of
becoming physical with one another over something to do with
the chicken tenders.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Really, I wonder why chicken tenders upset them so much.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I'll fault over chicken tender, I mean physical violence.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Can I explain this controversy?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
There was about two dozen brawlers at two am on
the cruise ship. Two am on a month. It was Monday,
maybe it was earlier this week. It was on its
way back to Miami, last day on the cruise ship.
And I don't know if they ran out of chicken
tenders or if they were limiting the number you could get.
And it used to be, you know, all you could
(13:26):
eat or what. But all of a sudden, all these
folks just broke out into a huge fight over chicken tenders.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I have a theory about it, and I don't. It's
probably not what it is. You ever take a date
or like your spouse or a girlfriend or whatever to
go eat and she says she's not hungry, and then
you ordered chicken tenders and fries and she's like, I'm
not hungry. Just give me one of yours, and she's
gonna eat all yours. It's like, no, I ordered this.
You should have ordered something it's like, no, I, well,
I just need one or two chicken tenders.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I only get four. If you eat two of them,
I only get half. I wanted the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
If you've ever been out with a woman in the past,
and I believe you have, you should have learned right away,
order more than you want right Yeah. And by the way,
if you go out with somebody like a woman and
children at a restaurant, you don't have to order as
much as you want to eat, because chance is all
(14:18):
the kids. If they ordered food, they're not gonna finish
it right, and that's gonna be on you.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
That's why I like when Italian restaurants have family style.
You get like a big ball of mostacholi and a
big ball of some marinera, and then you know, the
kids are just gonna have a little bit so you
can eat the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
But there's this meme on the internet. I don't know
if it's real. It's a picture of a menu in
a restaurant and in the corner of the menu it says,
my girlfriend's not hungry, and then under that category it
says you can get a half a fry, two chicken
tenders half an order of ice cream, and it's I
don't know if that's real, but that should be on
every menu in America.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Probably not, but yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh my god, I'd love to order off of my
girlfriend's not menu portion of the menu.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
That's brilliant. Is there a can we just do that? Can? I?
Is that like an off menu thing? I could bribe
the waiter.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Let's uh, let's go ahead and just start order in
that way. I bet Christy Numan does that to her
husband all the time. She does.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
She is fit and trim.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I bet I bet she's constantly not ordering things and
then just eating off his plate.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I will say she looked good painting that wall because
she wasn't just doing like like this.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
She had that long handle, a roller, long black handle
and so.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
No, the handle wasn't black, the wall was black. She
had that roller with a long stick on it, and
she was going up and down and every time she
raised her arms up like it. You know what happens
to warm you know her? You know her no belly
had We know when you get your elbows up high,
the boobs do this.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Well, yeah, we know what happened.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Look good right there, all right, we'll tell you what.
I gotta go back to what mister O said earlier.
Mister h why do you think they painted the wall
black again?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Well, it makes it look larger and more intimidating immediately.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Okay, it's not why I think they did it because
it made the wall hotter.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, the sun is going to heat it up, and
that's just a new way of hoping that people might
not try to climb it.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
You see, mister Owl, they made it. They wanted to
turn the temperature up by making it hotter. They weren't
trying to say.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
That because they didn't want to play the racial aspect
of it. But I think we all know that's why
she was all over it.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
You know. After taking a pause from how confused and
offended that makes me, just occurred to me, if I
paint anything black, while it look bigger, couldn't hurt.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
You put your feelings in, you take your logic out,
You vote for Joe Biden and.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Your by and through your town.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
You do the woke, You.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Poke it, and you spread your eyes around. That's what
it's all about.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
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