Would Winning Ruin Your Life - TUE 6.1

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, it's the weekday. Go do what to do?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
You know it?

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Do show up overnight in Nepal. Some more international news
for you, Steve. Most people probably don't know where Nepoalo is.
Where is Nepal.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Nepole's way a pie, The Himalayas is, yeah, yeah, north
of India. Catman do yeah, sure, cat? You know the song.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I thought that was a guy. There's not a guy
named catman doo.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
No, it's this place cat.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I thought that was like cat Stevens buddy or something.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
You think.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
All right, Nepal outlawed social media. They banned all social media.
That must be nice.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Can you imagine there was a time when we didn't
have it and it was okay.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
So in this tiny country they outlawed all social media.
People were enraged, so there were riots at protested cops
killed nineteen people damn over social media. Right.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
I don't know how you get that worked up, man.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I hear you. And so in response, the prime minister
now stepping down, he's resigning, and there they say it's
like anarchy and.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
In the country and social media back.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Nineteen people died and they still didn't get it. So
for nothing mount ever is to the Himalayas. That's Nepal
and China, right, Okay, so it's the same basic area.
Who knows where the lines are drawn through the mountains,
it's yeah, it's over there.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Another new We're not going to talk about foreign news
all day. But since we're already over in that part
of the world, Wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait
a minute, Can I get in here?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Can get Can I get in on this? Could? I'd
like to see if we can't get that guy you
said he resigned, right, yeah, can we get him to
run for something over here? That'd be brilliant if he'd
like to move to America and put the kibosh on
this social media crap we got going on. Because I'll
tell you what, about ninety five percent of this stuff nowadays,
from what I'm seeing, is just made up stories lies.

(01:55):
This AI stuff is getting out of hand. I mean,
there is just nothing, one story on the Internet after
another about stuff that just ain't even close to being true.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, you're probably not wrong about that. Here's something that
is true. I was just looking at video footage here
at Mount Everest. Oh.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, it's a mess, ain't it.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Have you seen this, Yeah, they Yeah, it's covered in
garbage place.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, they get so many people up there. They're supposed
to have to you know, you got to buy your
way in, you got to sell a certain number of
passes or whatever. They need to cut back because they
just it's way too crowded and just messy. People bring
stuff up there and then they don't take it home
with them.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Isn't that weird that the kind of person that would
want to go spend time and nature like that would
throw garbage everywhere. I'm looking at video of it here
in the screen in the studio, and it's there's like
all these leftover tents that people just left. They just
somebody woke up from a nap or something and they
were like, you know, I don't need this ten. I'm
just gonna leave it there.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
That's a like base camp kind of a thing. And
they climb from there, they go further up and some
of them die and freeze and they never come back.
So nobody knows what to do with their tent. Well
that well, maybe he's coming back.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I don't know, I know, your around is something there.
Maybe the person that owned this tent isn't alive anymore.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Maybe we could just head up to base camp and
score some camping gear. What do you think It does?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Seem kind of like a waste to buy a tent
when there's all these tents on mount Evers and then
bags of pooh everywhere, bags of pooh just all over
the place, And.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I guess it's frozen.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Ever, is it ever thaw out up that high?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
No, just always frozen.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I guess you could always go skiing up there, you.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Know, Yeah, well, ice skating probably something, right.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I don't know, never been up there, I don't know
if i'd do it.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
You ever see goats or sheep mountain goats playing in
the snow?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Tell me about it?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, well, speaking of social media, somebody always sends me
these things because they know I don't generally look at it.
It was a video of a bunch of mountain goats
playing in the no and I don't know where it was.
I didn't look at it that long. But the goats
would run up the hill on the on the side
to the top, and they would kind of slide and

(04:11):
it looked like they were trying to learn how to ski.
They would skid it and the guy whoever filmed it.
They said they did this over and over again for
about a half hour. They were playing and having fun
in the snow. I watched this video the other day.
It was a mountain goat falling down off the side
of a mountain. Was he being chased by a bear?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I thought, cogar, I don't know. It was fascinating to watch,
but it was kind of like it's one of those
things you never really witnessed.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
So he had the big old, big old eagle or
something was getting after him.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Because I always think of mountain goats as being the
like they're so good at staying on the side of
the mountain.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Well, he had an eagle on his neck trying to
fly away with him.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Look, yeah, look at this one. Here the eagle picks
it up, drops The goat is huge, by the way.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
I think they drop him on purpose because they know
they'll kill them, and then they go down there and
have fun with them.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Look at this bam oh I cou feeling.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
And see there's the bird right back to him.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Wow, dude, eagles or kick ass. Look at the little
baby goats. Oh that's mama. Well look you know mother nature,
isn't it weird how Peta thinks we shouldn't do this,
but the very animals they're trying to protect doing all
the time.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
People that think they know stuff about animals, the pea people,
they don't know. Jack.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
It's completely You guys have spent your whole life being
obsessed with animals, and during that time period you never
actually stop to learn what animals do and how this
is actually the natural order of things.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
That's not what they're about.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
No, I think you're stupid.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, it's an I think. So your your Supreme Court
decision yesterday. Now, I know, sometimes they come up with
two or three good decisions and then they'll just suddenly
just break out with something crazy. But yesterday Supreme Court.
So Trump can just keep pissing off California. Well that's
not quite a way said. It pisses off California that

(05:58):
they want to round up the illegals and get them
out of here, and Trump can continue the ice patrols
and it really upsets Gavin and whatever. That crazy mayor
of Los Angeles is, Saren Bass. Yeah that I wish
I didn't know her, not, I know. Yeah, I'm glad.
I well now I do. Yeah, well I forget it

(06:19):
again by well, I've already forgotten.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
She reminds me of you know, her name's Bass, and
when when I see her on TV, whether her mouth
or lips talk, it always reminds me of a fish
that don't remember. The thing that is so remarkable about
this is that there are actually municipal leaders, state officials,
and blue states who don't want the federal government to
do something. They're always they're always making this argument that

(06:41):
the federal government should be able to control all the
states rights, that abortion should be everywhere, legal, pot every state,
whatever thing you you know that liberals want that should
be in every state, even the red states, even the
states where people don't want it. But the handful of
things that clearly the federal government should exclusive handle, immigration,

(07:02):
foreign policy, war, the border. That's the only stuff they
don't want the federal government exactly.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, they got it all, Bass Ackwards, If you all
right this morning, I mean, I've told you this for
years and you're starting to catch on. Liberalism is a
mental illness. You can't deal with these people like you
would deal with regular normal citizens. You you have to
just kind of, you know, how you deal with people

(07:28):
that aren't quite right in the head, you know, and
you just kind of okay, okay, right, and then you
just go ahead and do what you need to do.
Just pacify them, Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, sure, you're yeah,
and then just go ahead.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Well, with all that being said, immigrants at southern California,
according to NBC, are on high alert, and Karen Bass says,
we're worried about our citizens. And I just I got
to ask one of the citizens.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Are those, thank you, not citizens of this country, citizens
of some other country that ain't supposed to be here?
Why do we have a law that says you can't
just come here anytime you want and stay. We have
a thing called illegal immigration, sure, because we have a
law that made it illegal. If they really are serious

(08:13):
about fighting this, fight, change the law. They're lawmakers, aren't
They are all these people up here bitching and moaning,
aren't they lawmakers?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Well some of them certainly aren't.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
You go change the law and then we won't have
a problem anymore. But they won't do it. They'd rather fight, argue,
criticize the other side, point fingers and blame and say
it's their fault to try to make themselves look right,
And it just ain't working.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
These we're talking about common sense stuff catching table issues.
We asked the same question about jail that I ask
about immigration laws. We'll often ask when there's a dangerous
criminal out on the streets murdering some blond lady on
the light rail, and Charlotte, North Carolina will ask, what
was the point of jail if not to protect the
innocent from the dangerous? And I can ask the same
question about this. What is the point of immigration laws

(09:02):
if we're not going to enforce them exactly? What is
the point of being a citizen if being a citizen
means nothing. America should be like a really cool country club.
It should be hard to get in, but once you
get in, Oh boy, economic prosperity, liberty, freedom, You could
say what you want. You could gamble, you can shoot
a gun, you could smoke pot in certain states, hire

(09:23):
a prostitute in Las Vegas if that's what you want.
Look Nevada's laws or Nevada's laws. It's America. You don't
want to don't go there. Don't go there, right, you
do go there, just don't do that. But people can
take their kids to Las Vegas and have a really
good time it's just not the same kind of good
time that you have when you don't have your kids
with you, certainly, but my only point is it should

(09:44):
be hard to get in if you want to do
all that stuff. There should be some kind of an accountability,
some kind of checks and balance system, so that every criminal,
every dangerous person, every crazy nut job from Central Africa
or Eastern Europe or Central America or the Far East
just walk over the border and have their way with us.
And yet somehow that's exactly what the Democrats want.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yep, they want that, they want it bad.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
So why is anyone shocked by this Supreme Court ruling?
Of course, federal officials and agents can enforce immigration laws.
If not them, then who?

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah? Who who do that? Do? The owl thing? Well?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
That makes it well, that made me sound like I
have a lot of wisdom. Yes, who see, only you
could prevent forest fires. No, that was a bear?

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Who is the owl?

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Uh? Oh? The old pop Yeah? Yeah, the owl and
the one in Bambi.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Who told all the the little baby animals about being
twitter painted? They didn't, they didn't know.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
That's true. Like it or not. That owl probably died
a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Oh, yeah, Tuesday, Yeah, it's Tuesday, Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
A little bit. I have done my share to help
out veterans and teachers in the education system. Okay, what'd
you do? Well? Have you ever read your powerball tickets?
This is the little ticket that was printed up Saturday
for the power Ball, and right here at the bottom

(11:11):
it says here. Well, first it says your odds of
winning or blah blah blah, and then thank you for
supporting education and veterans with I guess some of the
powerball money goes. You know, it was chicky in Louisiana
when they first started getting the lottery, and this was
a long time ago. They said, for those of you

(11:32):
who were upset about the lottery, and do you think
it's to you know, the devil's work. Just know this
that the money that we make from the lottery is
going to go towards education. And as everybody knows, in
Louisiana they need all that they can get. It's because
the education systems school. You know, it's been pretty bad

(11:52):
for a while. They usually come in forty ninth, fiftieth,
fifty seventh. Yeah, however, just depends on who's doing the ad.
Barack Obama always thought they came in fifty seventh place.
So everybody was like, yeah, well, I'll support the lottery
because we're going to give the money to the education system.
What they forgot to tell us, though, was they were
going to take all the money that they had already

(12:13):
set aside for education and spent that somewhere else Ukraine
right probably on each other. Politicians probably just spread it
around amongst themselves, had a big old blowout party or something.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Man, it's a bad investment. You want to help out
the vets. I got an easier way to do it.
I got a one hundred percent guarantee that every dollar
you spend is not only going to pay off with
a little reward for you, but it's actually going to
go towards the thing you wanted to go towards.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
That'd be veterans in need.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
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Speaker 2 (12:51):
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Speaker 1 (12:53):
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(13:15):
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Speaker 2 (13:32):
About it at all.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
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(13:53):
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You'll feel real good about yourself.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
We have met, just like you said, to the guys
that have received the wheelchairs, and it is a life
changing moment. But we've also seen the guys who are
still waiting. Yeah, they got a list of people in need,
they need wheelchairs, and they're all custom made to that
particular individual's needs. So anyway, I'm looking at this powerball
ticket and I'm seeing the numbers. Did you know that

(14:23):
eighteen people won a million dollars in this powerball drawing
and didn't get the power ball. If you get all
five numbers, but then you don't have the power ball,
you get a million bucks. And I'll bet eighteen people
that got a million dollars were pissed off that that's

(14:44):
all they got.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I mean a million bucks, I know, but if they
had just got that power ball, it would have been
a billion dollars, not a million. Okay, But real talk here,
I don't think a million dollars would ruin your life.
I don't think it would, but realistically hurt to just
have it laying around in case you needed a little
extra something. Here's a question most people won't appreciate the answer.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
To you get my point. I'd take it, you'd take it,
they'll take it. But it's all they're always looking at
almost had that, almost got that. You're missing the point.
Oh you're missing the point. I'm making the point. You're
missing it. Now you make a point, and then i'll
see if I get it. They almost had their life
ruined a billion dollars. That's not gonna There's no way

(15:29):
they're gonna handle it, right. How many of them we've
read that? You've read these stories before? A billion dollars?
A billion?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Have you ever heard about somebody being a big winner
in the lottery and everybody listening was probably rolling their
eyes right now?

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Not me.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I'd be fine. No, you would not be able to
handle it. If you've got one hundred million dollars tomorrow,
after living your whole life is an average person, you'd
become a coke addicted person, getting blackmailed by family members
you didn't know existed. You'd have five mistresses, you'd kill
yourself in a year.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
I don't believe any of that is actually true, because
I don't believe anybody wins power Ball. I believe it's
a it's a it's a it's a government trick, and
they put these stories out about how awful it is
because they don't want us investigating to find out who
actually won. You know, some guy was out there living
his life and he's got him a great big you know,

(16:17):
he's living like the Beverly Hillbillies now because he just
discovered ail or something. The people would notice that, they said, well,
how'd you win it? Nobody wins it.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
I could be right.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
I bought five lines. Now, that's five numbers per line
if you don't count the power balls. Okay, but that's
five tenhanjy, that's that's about twenty five numbers. Out of
the twenty five numbers, how many do you think? Not
that you can combine the lines, that all has to

(16:48):
be on one line. I got twenty five numbers, two
two numbers is all. I hit one on one line,
one on another, and evening. Nobody wins this thing. I mean,
I've I've never met anyone and didn't the power bawl. No,
didn't get anywhere near that either. So it's just danga aggravating,
is what it is.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Wow, that is dark.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
But people give them money, they pay their money in
and then I don't think they pay it out. Somebody
is getting rich, and it's probably Pelosi Shumer and Elizabeth
Warren and Bernie Sanders and all those people that tell
you how much they they don't like money and capitalism.
They're all filthy, stinking rich.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
I know he asked this question yesterday, but I still
don't know the answer. Zorah and Mom, Donnie, AOC and
Bernie Sanders all went to lunch.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Last week, all go to lunch together. Who paid? I'm
pretty sure they all walked out.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
You think they all just walked up.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
No, we don't pay for stuff.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Do you think they do? You think they order extra
quawk if they're like, hey, we can add crabmeat for
twenty bucks, like they have to.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Say no, no, they throw all that in. No, they
probably order stuff they don't even want, but they're yeah
you do table side gualk Well, yeah, gotta have it,
and then they probably don'ly meet it.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Well. I got a story about AOC today to share
with everybody, and this will shock no one. Do you
remember the Fight the Oligarchy tour they did earlier this year?
AOC and Bernie were traveling around to places where, first
of all, they weren't an election going on, it had
already happened, and they were traveling to places they probably
weren't gonna win anyway, Like Red States had stopped doing
the Fight the Oligarchy tour.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
And AOC was amped up. She was very uh what's
it called animated, looked like she was on drugs. Yea.
So she was just or kind of like Britney Spears dancing.
That's what AOC looked like during these things.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
According to documents. Now they're financial, you know, it has
to be public record because they're politicians and they're what
they're doing is you know, political, So you get to
know how much money they spent. They spent an insane
amount of money, private jets, luxury, five star hotels, five
star resorts, over one thousand dollars a night to go

(18:57):
out and do this tour their money about why capital
is evil. I gotta ask for somebody that thinks capitalism
is so evil? Why do you love it so much?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Uh huh? Yeah, they eat it up though.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
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