December 10, 2025 • 22 mins
Kenny Webster interviews comedians Jesse Peyton and AD Hodge, plus Short Clause from Rent-a-Little-Person aka Rent-a-Midget.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hey, if you enjoy that, you want a Johnson show
like we do, then you might also enjoy the Pursuit
of Happiness show in the afternoon with oh Kinney Webster there.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
And as a matter of fact, I think, do we
have a clip? Can we play a clip? All right?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
So, a new report claims that most moms prefer giving
birth listening to songs by Coldplay, and prefer getting pregnant
by listening to songs by Barry White. If you're too
if you're too young to get that joke replaced Barry
White's name with Lil Wayne Jesse. You you've been pregnated
women before? Which song were you playing in the background?
(00:37):
No Sleep Till Brooklyn by the Beastie Boys for no
reason at all except it just it arouses me, guinea.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
It turns me on. I like What's New pussy Cat
by Wayne Newton, Fired Up eighty Hodges in the Building eighty?
What's the best love? What's the best song? To impregnate
a woman?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Too? I'm not the father, okay?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Just what I thought? You weren't black or playing B
or playing b either? What shorty clause?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I know?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I don't know if the government would allow you to procreate.
But if they did, what would be the song you
would choose?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh? What is it? What did you say?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'm half the man I used to be.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
She got it, She.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Got hey real quick.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
We invited out Shorty Clause to help us promote our
big comedy show Saturday, December twentieth. Jesse, would you coach him?
Tell him what he has to say to promote the Shorty.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
All you got to do is let everybody know in
the Woodlands, Conroe, Spring, Texas area that at docy Dough,
the big Bar, not the little show, the big Barn,
Kenny and I are going to be doing a relationship
theme comedy show with special guests Ad Hodge at the
docy Dough in the Woodlands this next Saturday, December twentieth.
The all tickets are still available. We've sold this show
(01:56):
out every single time we'd done it. There's seven VIP
tickets left you all seven.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's it.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
You can get tickets at Jesse is Funny or doocydo
dot com. But you do not want to miss this
show December twentieth.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
All right, a Shorty Clause. Did you get all that?
Repeat what he said?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Well got this twentieth where he said I can't repeat
it though, but y'all be there it half some have
some dog gunfoot Okay, I got a couple of gigs
I gotta do already at a strip club, I'm biting
with I think I guess something.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Brothers, you're gonna be You're not gonna be at a
strip club the night of our comedy show though.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Right twenty five am.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
But I'm not gonna shy. I'm just carrying shorty. Do
you eat at the strip club when you're there?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Welly steak?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You get a rib steak at the strip club? Shrimp?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Well, I'll be afraid to eat this deck out of shrimp.
Get a hamburg.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Obviously, obviously you wouldn't eat that slider. You know we
got wings at the Black Ones.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Hey, chickens are better.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
So you you slapping? You slapping ones in ranch?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Right, knacky you, i'mder the accent.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
All right, everybody, all right, it's getting wacky any here, guys,
it is getting very wacky.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Let's talk about this for just a minute.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Since we were talking about food, this news has surfaced.
A blue haired woman with a septum ring has been
seen on a door dash video delivering food, and apparently
she was upset with the couple she was delivering the
food to, so she decided to spray the food with
pepper spray. And exactly what you think would happen ended
(03:29):
up happening. After this, we have it on the we're
watching this in the studio right now, Jesse, while we're
watching this, describe what we're looking at on the screen. Here.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
It looks like if Shrek and Fiona had a baby
with purple hair and they gave.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It some mace.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Huh, And she did the most liberal thing you've ever
seen people do.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
That's true. Hang on, there's a SoundBite here. I wantybody
to hear.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
My wife had started eating and she started choking and gasping,
and after she had had a couple of bites of food,
she actually threw up pepper spray. It's more than likely
what it is. But now now, in this day age,
it could have been anything. Could have been rat boys
and could have been entanel, you know, I mean, my
wife could have been dead.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Definitely want to see her prosecuted. Okay, what lesson do
we learn from this?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
You guys, tip your DoorDash driver, don't order RB's I
don't know what is the lesson here? Uh give liberals
welfare so they don't.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Have to work.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
So if we just paid this woman, how do you know? Now,
hang on, Jesse, how do you know this is morbidly obese,
white lady with blue hair and accepted piercing as a liberal?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
How do you know that it's the I was about
to get there.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I was like, hey, d what you take on this?
This is white on white violence with food.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
It sure is, but it is more liberal to white people.
That's why it is liberal to white violin. Then when
you have somebody that came out of the trash can
with the cookie, masta, that's.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
What you're gonna get every time.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
You know, AD's just thinking, he's just happy to see
white people season their food.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Why why don't white people put high hot sauce?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Can I point out how much hot sauce is in
the studio right now?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
How much are you guys? Oh? Yeah, I actually I
got one right There.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Is so much.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Look at this. Kenny doesn't play row, no, dude, I
have I'm all over the place.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I cannot stand when we order eggs in the morning,
something that drives me nuts.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
I gotta have hot sauf.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I feel like, hold on, I feel like you're code switching, Kenny,
because I've been in studio fifty times with you, and
this is ads here, and now.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You pull out the hot sauce some of my shot,
Jasmine Crockett?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Can I can I attack right? You're in front of me.
He yeah, you got hot sauce. But where's the food
at where's the burritles at the tacos? The chicken?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Well, well, it's believe it or not, this is a
radio station.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
It's not a kid that wants to be a black complaint.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
You know what I do haven't questions for a white guy,
suburban white guy wants to ask a brother or something.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
White conservative men do?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
You get very confused when Jasmine Crockett changes her voice.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You called it what code? Explain it?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
When you make yourself available to appeal to the mass
in one setting and then when you outside to said
it was good my boy, Jesse, you know it ain't
number macking and cracking baby, be chilling and mingling baby.
And when Jess mcrocken isn't a space with white constituous
this is my peers around me. Oh hello, guys, welcome,
I am the best candidate or the best black man
(06:17):
available for this radio show right here today. I am
very well spoken to greed, and anything that you say
to me, I'm autogonomatically attach it. It feel like it's
an attack, and I'm gonna use my race to weaponize
against you.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
All right, sir? Is it? Is it like? Is it disingenuous?
Is it dishonest?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
White conservative men get confused and angry when she does that?
Should we I mean, should we care? I guess it's
a seemingly mundane thing. Explain it to me.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
No, YA should do the same thing y'all do to
y'all white conservative women. Walk away, walk away? Ye'll just
walk away?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Jesse, what's the white equivalent of this dude right next
to I equate it to every time I go up
to shake eighty Hodge's hand.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I don't know how aggressively we're doing a handshakes. I
don't know if we're dapping, fist bumpent, I don't know
if we're doing the elbow the high five with the
back five, and the elbow kick like it's always something.
But I feel extremely confused. But I always try to
match a d Hodge's energy. But when I see my
white friends. It's just a firm handshake, look them in
the face and stand up.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
All right, what's the equivalent of code switching for people
in your community, Shorty the midget elf? No, I'm sorry,
Shorty clause, I forget what we're calling you.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I am an elf too.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
But do do able bodied full body people do they
talk to you differently?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
When do they go like Gucci I and you're telling
everybody I'm on your level.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
And you know, if they're rich white people, they're younger ones.
They get so I didn't need to call you a
bigeon the hell, I say, bidget.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
To all right.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
What's the thing that able bodied full body people do
that pisses you off? Shorty clause fart, Yeah, but no
one can smell it down there.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
It's a high level for you.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Sometimes they give me stinky because we.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Really seriously though, what's the thing that tall people do
that you don't like? But you're in a safe space.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
We're not.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Think about that.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's a safe space, Shorty. What is the thing?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Well? Really, they nothing really pistols me off, because I
could pistol ball back. But and I said, oh I
didn't see you there. I read it to you.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
They just that they don't see you because you're little.
I get that. Well, what can we do about that?
A d You're pretty creative?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
How can I I need to tie a flag to
myself when I'm walking and they can see.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Me, do a balloon?
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Hey, I just did a gig a couple of weeks
ago with Conro and they have you sit in the
back of the truck. It had a little blue dress
like a clown. The guy walked there. I posted a
video on my Instagram Facebook pages and then had to
chase them a rail.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Shorty.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I look at you, and I think about the meeting
in Wolf of Wall Street where they're renting, and then
what can we do? It's like we could throw these
these guys across the room at a dartboard.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
We'll get this. I've got an air mattress.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I'm sorry, hold on, why would you tell us that
you have an air mattress?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Shorty? What what do you do with it? What is
the air mattress for shelter?
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Nothing? Nothing else? No sexual figure?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What what size the twine?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
And I got a scapeboard with a little with a
little boone tige and boat.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
No, no, you're not going to scape the twin air mattress.
What you got a twin it's a cat bed.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
I got it for that canny and it's got a
little back to back ground.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Use it for a bouncy house.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Hey, it's me the Donald.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
You're listening to the Pursuit of Happiness radio.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Freaking news. Another Man in Black movie is in the works.
Will Smith is still in negotiations to star because I
honly he could use a hit.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
My friends.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Hi, we're back from break. I'm Kenny Webster. A pleasure
to be here with you. Full house right now. The
very brilliant legendary stand up comedian Jesse Peyton in the building. Hey,
Jesse with you? Are you okay? There's a lot of
Is he all right? Can you guys hear him like
I can hear him?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Know him? Are you having breathing issues? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Looking at something?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Are you snorting cocaine while we're live on the radio?
What is going on?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Okay, it's crystal ball.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I've never heard me three syllables.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
I'm Santa Clauses actual advisor. That man makes me work.
He works once a year. I do rest of the
work for him.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Oh, I believe no, I believe you. What about when
he needs help with his wife, shorty?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Do you help with that?
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Let's pitch you.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Okay, let's Jesse explain why we're all here today real quick,
because because I think all the A List celebrities were
book can he Jesus Christ, what.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Is going on? What's this about?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Soaurday, December twentieth, Saturday, December twentieth, I'm gonna have two
of my very good friends Ad Hodge and Kinney Webster
supporting me on my very favorite show, Couple's Therapy.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
It's a relationship comedy show, guys. This show is curfas
the Christmas themed relationship comedy show.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
I've done everything I've ever I've accomplished everything I've ever
wanted in comedy over the last thirteen years, and I
designed this show to give back. So the goal of
this show specifically is to make sure that every single
guy gets some booty after the show. And I offer
a one hundred percent money back guarantee that every guy
will and w do you offer that guarantee? Because it's simple.
If your wife or your girlfriend or whoever you bring
to the show doesn't give you any that night, I'm
(11:37):
gonna be staying at the Fairfield Inn on the Waterway
in the Woodlands, Room two nine. Come see me and
I offer a money back guarantee for that. But it
doesn't make me gay. It makes me a capital. That
makes you a capitalist capitalist? First day shirty. What's the
most degrading thing you ever did for money?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Oh? God, I'm gonna have to keep it g rated.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
I can't go rated our triple X.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
You know what I mean. I'm curious.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Okay, fine, I give you permission to tell us the answer.
Even if it's dirty, Well, we'll edit it out.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Well, I'm gonna keep it clean.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
If it's a kid, okay, go ahead. What is it? Well?
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Would you have to you have to go do a
little dancing on them?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
You have to do a little dancing on who? Shorty?
Who are you dancing on?
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Sometimes a very couple of day? What a little a
little person to go do a little script and dance.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
You've been hired by married couples before to do erotic
dances for men's wives.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Yeah, they don't look it too.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
That's a half a hale pass right, Okay.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
I'm gonna tell you that. Sometimes you think it gets
a little wild like I remember what those at us
and did a gig. Uh huh, and I'll do the
dancing the day, say guy, know the lady was seeking
to buy microphone.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Oh okay, hey real quick, I want to brag on
eighty Hodge.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Eighty Hodge is a cool guy.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Eighty tell us if people want to find you on
social media, obviously you're on the Grand Where else can
they find you?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
They can also find me on tig tyke and also
subscribe to my YouTube or follow me and or add
me on Facebook as well.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
And why did you? Why'd you decide to become a comedian?
H after graduating?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Upon graduating from the Swag Champions prav you a and
m University, and good luck on the celebration bout this
Saturday fellas against Uh, I forgot they're gonna lose anyway.
Doctor Crystal trust got she uh porn graduating, she told
me that I would have a because I want to
be a I was a theater grad and I want
to be an actor. But she told me I will
really break in being more as a stand up comedian
(13:24):
than just trying to do the traditional audition and things
for acting.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
So I love that that is very cool. And what
about you, shorty, why'd you decide to be a mid joke?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Well, actually, I started my business about eleven years ago.
I used to be home listed.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I was.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
It was funny. There was a guy that worked his spirits,
used to play the NFL. He helped me get short.
He's really going, I don't want you to be homeless.
For the record, have I been a good supporter of
yours over the years. It's very good. Kitty here has
been a very good supporter and everything.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
People are gonna watch this and they're really think I'm
exploiting you, but I'm not right.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I'm your friend. I am okay.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Guys, tell me I Donald Trump coming rescue me.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Charny could saying thank you.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
They got a little cake. They keeping it.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
What do you think they don't even they don't give
you a little Was it a bird cage? If you
stay in La cast walls.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Cage?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Oh? Good lord a.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Katy had been a good supporter for me and every
day from several years.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
You're you're in one of our music videos that we
did a while back for a thing called Masturbation Nation.
This was back during the pandemic, and I, for one,
felt like it was unfair that they would require you
to wear a maskk Yeah, I always thought that was
like a face condo.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah, why is that?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Did you like wearing the masks or no? No, no,
I didn't like it either. I didn't like that.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Did you hate that you had to stand three feet
away from everybody?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Let's see, I'm.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Glad you have that. Forcuse you gotta be down. Would
you go down to me just to talk to.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, rand readers and hang on, where is uh lady
Kenny with the long hair looking like look at like
the gay or Elton John.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I'm kind of I'm kind.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Of going back to that and not getting along. You
don't think you don't know that was an awkward all right?
Look at all these people here and for that to
those of you listening to us on the radio, you
really should be watching on social media. We had all
these attractive women and they're shorty.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Look at him, Hey, I remember that day, the big booty.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
He's a police officer. You can say big booty. It's okay, sure.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Look at Kitty looking like Austin White Powers.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Look at Randam reader, he's very scary looking and but
the best I think he is.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
It's probably because he is a biker mistaken, But the
best part of this video is easily you Shorty. Look
at Shorty? Remember that, would Shorty?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I know he's also wait too, you have absolutely How
did you do that?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
What did you do to lose weight? Shorty?
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Well, watch what I eat? Did you do a lot
of exercise and stuff like that?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, well that's great. I love that and I like
you to be healthy.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
What do you think I gotta go to be on
a magazine the Strongest little Person?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Bidget they have a magazine for the strongest little person?
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Yeah, I would to be the first wood.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Would that magazine even be called minimums A.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
You perform all over the place. You've done a lot
of comedy shows and stuff. Who's one of the biggest
comics you've worked with?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
One of the biggest comic size Jesse Payton's size Jesse Payton,
Damon Waynams.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Damon Wayne's is a big deal, dude. Yeah, my favorite.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
He's My favorite is Keenan obviously because he was the original.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
But and then do you remember on in Living Color?
The DJ was DJs W and as Sean Wayans. Yeah,
like that's a cute way of saying Sean Wayans okay
is w okay.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
And then the most underrated uh, I think the most
unappreciated member of the Waynes family was the sister Kim Willim.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, yeah, where are they now? What are they all
up to? I guess?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
And one of them is a kid, right, Marlon has children.
I think Sean has children. I don't know too much
about him. When when Damon, it was a special thing
because Damon also told me, like at his age, his
health he has health issues. So when he goes out
on a row, they make a big spectacle of it,
like it's really a huge thing. Because he told me,
like when we met in DC, he said that he
(17:09):
had had COVID several times, Like his respiratory has been
compromised several times.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
So did y'all know that? In Living Color is the
reason why the Super.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Bowl has a halftime show because of Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Well they had right, Well that came the next year. Oh,
they used to have a boring halftime show. They'd bring
out a marching band. It wasn't that interesting. And one
year Fox said We're going to get everybody to change
the channel during halftime and come over here to win.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Living Color.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
They did a big special with comedians and celebrities. The
following year, the NFL, NBC, CBS, whoever it was. They
didn't want to lose the viewers, so they said, we're
going to start doing halftime shows. It really all started
within Living Color and now we've got Bad Bunny.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
It went.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
It went from marching bands to Bad Bunny Jesse. Yeah,
you love Bad you love Court Puerto Rican cross dressers.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Right.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
No, I was actually at the Super Bowl when Beyonce
performed and I took a great dump because it was
thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Well, which one didn't she do it with Bruno Mars
the Black Panther party theme Orleans? Yeah, super Bowl and
when the lights went out.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yeah, Baltimore versus San Franciscosco, Kaepernick versus Flockoluco.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Did you guys see Colin Kaepernick was trending on social
media this week because they're bringing back that old guy,
the forty three year old to be on the practice.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Rivers. Yeah, they were.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Like, if he could play, why can't Capernick Brovers never
lost his job to blame Gabbert pre political spectacle. Yes,
completely healthy you you lost because of production and performance.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Thank you three and thirteen garbage?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
All right, eighty Hodgs, you're the authority Colin Kaepernick. Should
I feel white guilt over Colin Caepernick?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
No, because guess what he's so I staying with Cap
Jerseys and he had Air Force ones that they both
sold out and didn't get to get a settlement for
from the NFL that was like not classified and didn't
tell us how much he may undisclosed them out is
what they called it. And then you still want to
go back to the company that you say is oppressing.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Do you remember that in Nike gave him endorsement years
after he'd left football. He was still getting endorsement money
to do what to wear sneakers and make videos saying
you can't be in the NFL.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
No, but in fairness, the cleats that they gave him
when you kneel, they don't crease.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Oh shorty, who's your favorite football player?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
And why buddy?
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Right now? It's j Well.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
I've had to say that Texas strouds Okay, CJ Stroud?
Now you wow, Jesse, you don't like this. I cannot
stand CJ. I'm in Houston. Texans die hard.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
I've got astros in Texans logos tattooed on my body.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
A huge fan. I've been seasoned ticket holders. I love
this city.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
C J.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Stroud has certified garbage. Why don't you like him? They're winning, yeah,
but not because of him.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
You went into the two thousand and one Ravens won
with Trent Dilfer Tren Dilver as a Super Bowl ran
and they have with thirteen points a game.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
With the best defensive were the same thing this year
In spite of that, I'm just gonna say it. Ad,
I think Jess he's being racist. What's your reaction?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
No, Amber, he should have stayed away from Amber Rose. Damn. CJ. Streuw.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
How you go from an you went on the ethical
and decline like you go to a ball hit it.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
You know what nobody's having.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Keep you in your pants. I bet James harder before
I did a party at a club.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
He got his beard on.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Right now, we got it run real quick, Shorty the
Christmas Midget. I forget what we're calling you now, short
Half set a club, rent a little person. If people
want to hire you, and I think there and.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I encourage them to do it. Shorty makes every party. Good.
I've hired him many times.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
I can everywhere.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
How can they find you, Shorty?
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Google up? Shorty's with a little person right here? It
used to take us.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
You'll see me and tell us again.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Why did you change the name from Shorty rented midget
to Shorty rent a little Person?
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Because I had some stockers and some people were starting
some conservation stuff. All right, Okay that wait, shortydet is
coming back.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
All right, Jesse, I want you to react to that
and then tell us how it take.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Come to the show.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
As we get out of here, and you're the Jesse Payton,
everybody give us send us off.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
I don't know if you had a stalker, if it
was a search party, because no one could.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Find you, short But.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Either way, he's like I rolled out of my crib
and no one can find me. I'm excited to have
my boy ad hodge Man, good friend of mine, another
another warrior on social media combating hyper wokeness and uh
and I didn't even know it was politics.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
I just thought it was just a.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Normal common sense sensibilities.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
But it's not.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
They politicized commonalities and and and normalcy.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Either way, I'm.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Proud that he won the Kill Jesse contest last week,
and he's going to be performing with us at Docy
Doe on December twentieth. Me and Kenny are doing a show,
a relationship comedy show with the holiday twist. Uh, and
Ad is going to be performing. Come out and see
what all the fuss is about.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Three conservative leading, straight white men doing a dating show.
Black no eighties?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean I am. I am our new
love conative friend. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Can you ask you any other black comic, They'll say
eighties white?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah, I will. All right, we got to run everybody.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
We'll be back bright and early tomorrow morning for more
of what y'all bought a radio for.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I love you all. Merry Christmas. Thank you so much
for tuning in today.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
You are listening to the Pursuit of Happiness Radio. Tell
the government to kiss You're ask when you listen to
this show.
Hey, if you enjoy that, you want a Johnson show
like we do, then you might also enjoy the Pursuit
of Happiness show in the afternoon with oh Kinney Webster there.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
And as a matter of fact, I think, do we
have a clip? Can we play a clip? All right?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
So, a new report claims that most moms prefer giving
birth listening to songs by Coldplay, and prefer getting pregnant
by listening to songs by Barry White. If you're too
if you're too young to get that joke replaced Barry
White's name with Lil Wayne Jesse. You you've been pregnated
women before? Which song were you playing in the background?
(00:37):
No Sleep Till Brooklyn by the Beastie Boys for no
reason at all except it just it arouses me, guinea.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
It turns me on. I like What's New pussy Cat
by Wayne Newton, Fired Up eighty Hodges in the Building eighty?
What's the best love? What's the best song? To impregnate
a woman?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Too? I'm not the father, okay?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Just what I thought? You weren't black or playing B
or playing b either? What shorty clause?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I know?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I don't know if the government would allow you to procreate.
But if they did, what would be the song you
would choose?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh? What is it? What did you say?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'm half the man I used to be.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
She got it, She.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Got hey real quick.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
We invited out Shorty Clause to help us promote our
big comedy show Saturday, December twentieth. Jesse, would you coach him?
Tell him what he has to say to promote the Shorty.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
All you got to do is let everybody know in
the Woodlands, Conroe, Spring, Texas area that at docy Dough,
the big Bar, not the little show, the big Barn,
Kenny and I are going to be doing a relationship
theme comedy show with special guests Ad Hodge at the
docy Dough in the Woodlands this next Saturday, December twentieth.
The all tickets are still available. We've sold this show
(01:56):
out every single time we'd done it. There's seven VIP
tickets left you all seven.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's it.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
You can get tickets at Jesse is Funny or doocydo
dot com. But you do not want to miss this
show December twentieth.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
All right, a Shorty Clause. Did you get all that?
Repeat what he said?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Well got this twentieth where he said I can't repeat
it though, but y'all be there it half some have
some dog gunfoot Okay, I got a couple of gigs
I gotta do already at a strip club, I'm biting
with I think I guess something.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Brothers, you're gonna be You're not gonna be at a
strip club the night of our comedy show though.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Right twenty five am.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
But I'm not gonna shy. I'm just carrying shorty. Do
you eat at the strip club when you're there?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Welly steak?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You get a rib steak at the strip club? Shrimp?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Well, I'll be afraid to eat this deck out of shrimp.
Get a hamburg.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Obviously, obviously you wouldn't eat that slider. You know we
got wings at the Black Ones.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Hey, chickens are better.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
So you you slapping? You slapping ones in ranch?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Right, knacky you, i'mder the accent.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
All right, everybody, all right, it's getting wacky any here, guys,
it is getting very wacky.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Let's talk about this for just a minute.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Since we were talking about food, this news has surfaced.
A blue haired woman with a septum ring has been
seen on a door dash video delivering food, and apparently
she was upset with the couple she was delivering the
food to, so she decided to spray the food with
pepper spray. And exactly what you think would happen ended
(03:29):
up happening. After this, we have it on the we're
watching this in the studio right now, Jesse, while we're
watching this, describe what we're looking at on the screen. Here.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
It looks like if Shrek and Fiona had a baby
with purple hair and they gave.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It some mace.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Huh, And she did the most liberal thing you've ever
seen people do.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
That's true. Hang on, there's a SoundBite here. I wantybody
to hear.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
My wife had started eating and she started choking and gasping,
and after she had had a couple of bites of food,
she actually threw up pepper spray. It's more than likely
what it is. But now now, in this day age,
it could have been anything. Could have been rat boys
and could have been entanel, you know, I mean, my
wife could have been dead.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Definitely want to see her prosecuted. Okay, what lesson do
we learn from this?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
You guys, tip your DoorDash driver, don't order RB's I
don't know what is the lesson here? Uh give liberals
welfare so they don't.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Have to work.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
So if we just paid this woman, how do you know? Now,
hang on, Jesse, how do you know this is morbidly obese,
white lady with blue hair and accepted piercing as a liberal?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
How do you know that it's the I was about
to get there.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I was like, hey, d what you take on this?
This is white on white violence with food.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
It sure is, but it is more liberal to white people.
That's why it is liberal to white violin. Then when
you have somebody that came out of the trash can
with the cookie, masta, that's.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
What you're gonna get every time.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
You know, AD's just thinking, he's just happy to see
white people season their food.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Why why don't white people put high hot sauce?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Can I point out how much hot sauce is in
the studio right now?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
How much are you guys? Oh? Yeah, I actually I
got one right There.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Is so much.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Look at this. Kenny doesn't play row, no, dude, I
have I'm all over the place.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I cannot stand when we order eggs in the morning,
something that drives me nuts.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
I gotta have hot sauf.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I feel like, hold on, I feel like you're code switching, Kenny,
because I've been in studio fifty times with you, and
this is ads here, and now.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You pull out the hot sauce some of my shot,
Jasmine Crockett?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Can I can I attack right? You're in front of me.
He yeah, you got hot sauce. But where's the food
at where's the burritles at the tacos? The chicken?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Well, well, it's believe it or not, this is a
radio station.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
It's not a kid that wants to be a black complaint.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
You know what I do haven't questions for a white guy,
suburban white guy wants to ask a brother or something.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
White conservative men do?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
You get very confused when Jasmine Crockett changes her voice.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You called it what code? Explain it?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
When you make yourself available to appeal to the mass
in one setting and then when you outside to said
it was good my boy, Jesse, you know it ain't
number macking and cracking baby, be chilling and mingling baby.
And when Jess mcrocken isn't a space with white constituous
this is my peers around me. Oh hello, guys, welcome,
I am the best candidate or the best black man
(06:17):
available for this radio show right here today. I am
very well spoken to greed, and anything that you say
to me, I'm autogonomatically attach it. It feel like it's
an attack, and I'm gonna use my race to weaponize
against you.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
All right, sir? Is it? Is it like? Is it disingenuous?
Is it dishonest?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
White conservative men get confused and angry when she does that?
Should we I mean, should we care? I guess it's
a seemingly mundane thing. Explain it to me.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
No, YA should do the same thing y'all do to
y'all white conservative women. Walk away, walk away? Ye'll just
walk away?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Jesse, what's the white equivalent of this dude right next
to I equate it to every time I go up
to shake eighty Hodge's hand.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I don't know how aggressively we're doing a handshakes. I
don't know if we're dapping, fist bumpent, I don't know
if we're doing the elbow the high five with the
back five, and the elbow kick like it's always something.
But I feel extremely confused. But I always try to
match a d Hodge's energy. But when I see my
white friends. It's just a firm handshake, look them in
the face and stand up.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
All right, what's the equivalent of code switching for people
in your community, Shorty the midget elf? No, I'm sorry,
Shorty clause, I forget what we're calling you.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I am an elf too.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
But do do able bodied full body people do they
talk to you differently?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
When do they go like Gucci I and you're telling
everybody I'm on your level.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
And you know, if they're rich white people, they're younger ones.
They get so I didn't need to call you a
bigeon the hell, I say, bidget.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
To all right.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
What's the thing that able bodied full body people do
that pisses you off? Shorty clause fart, Yeah, but no
one can smell it down there.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
It's a high level for you.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Sometimes they give me stinky because we.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Really seriously though, what's the thing that tall people do
that you don't like? But you're in a safe space.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
We're not.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Think about that.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's a safe space, Shorty. What is the thing?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Well? Really, they nothing really pistols me off, because I
could pistol ball back. But and I said, oh I
didn't see you there. I read it to you.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
They just that they don't see you because you're little.
I get that. Well, what can we do about that?
A d You're pretty creative?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
How can I I need to tie a flag to
myself when I'm walking and they can see.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Me, do a balloon?
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Hey, I just did a gig a couple of weeks
ago with Conro and they have you sit in the
back of the truck. It had a little blue dress
like a clown. The guy walked there. I posted a
video on my Instagram Facebook pages and then had to
chase them a rail.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Shorty.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I look at you, and I think about the meeting
in Wolf of Wall Street where they're renting, and then
what can we do? It's like we could throw these
these guys across the room at a dartboard.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
We'll get this. I've got an air mattress.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I'm sorry, hold on, why would you tell us that
you have an air mattress?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Shorty? What what do you do with it? What is
the air mattress for shelter?
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Nothing? Nothing else? No sexual figure?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What what size the twine?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
And I got a scapeboard with a little with a
little boone tige and boat.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
No, no, you're not going to scape the twin air mattress.
What you got a twin it's a cat bed.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
I got it for that canny and it's got a
little back to back ground.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Use it for a bouncy house.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Hey, it's me the Donald.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
You're listening to the Pursuit of Happiness radio.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Freaking news. Another Man in Black movie is in the works.
Will Smith is still in negotiations to star because I
honly he could use a hit.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
My friends.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Hi, we're back from break. I'm Kenny Webster. A pleasure
to be here with you. Full house right now. The
very brilliant legendary stand up comedian Jesse Peyton in the building. Hey,
Jesse with you? Are you okay? There's a lot of
Is he all right? Can you guys hear him like
I can hear him?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Know him? Are you having breathing issues? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Looking at something?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Are you snorting cocaine while we're live on the radio?
What is going on?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Okay, it's crystal ball.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I've never heard me three syllables.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
I'm Santa Clauses actual advisor. That man makes me work.
He works once a year. I do rest of the
work for him.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Oh, I believe no, I believe you. What about when
he needs help with his wife, shorty?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Do you help with that?
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Let's pitch you.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Okay, let's Jesse explain why we're all here today real quick,
because because I think all the A List celebrities were
book can he Jesus Christ, what.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Is going on? What's this about?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Soaurday, December twentieth, Saturday, December twentieth, I'm gonna have two
of my very good friends Ad Hodge and Kinney Webster
supporting me on my very favorite show, Couple's Therapy.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
It's a relationship comedy show, guys. This show is curfas
the Christmas themed relationship comedy show.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
I've done everything I've ever I've accomplished everything I've ever
wanted in comedy over the last thirteen years, and I
designed this show to give back. So the goal of
this show specifically is to make sure that every single
guy gets some booty after the show. And I offer
a one hundred percent money back guarantee that every guy
will and w do you offer that guarantee? Because it's simple.
If your wife or your girlfriend or whoever you bring
to the show doesn't give you any that night, I'm
(11:37):
gonna be staying at the Fairfield Inn on the Waterway
in the Woodlands, Room two nine. Come see me and
I offer a money back guarantee for that. But it
doesn't make me gay. It makes me a capital. That
makes you a capitalist capitalist? First day shirty. What's the
most degrading thing you ever did for money?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Oh? God, I'm gonna have to keep it g rated.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
I can't go rated our triple X.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
You know what I mean. I'm curious.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Okay, fine, I give you permission to tell us the answer.
Even if it's dirty, Well, we'll edit it out.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Well, I'm gonna keep it clean.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
If it's a kid, okay, go ahead. What is it? Well?
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Would you have to you have to go do a
little dancing on them?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
You have to do a little dancing on who? Shorty?
Who are you dancing on?
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Sometimes a very couple of day? What a little a
little person to go do a little script and dance.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
You've been hired by married couples before to do erotic
dances for men's wives.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Yeah, they don't look it too.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
That's a half a hale pass right, Okay.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
I'm gonna tell you that. Sometimes you think it gets
a little wild like I remember what those at us
and did a gig. Uh huh, and I'll do the
dancing the day, say guy, know the lady was seeking
to buy microphone.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Oh okay, hey real quick, I want to brag on
eighty Hodge.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Eighty Hodge is a cool guy.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Eighty tell us if people want to find you on
social media, obviously you're on the Grand Where else can
they find you?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
They can also find me on tig tyke and also
subscribe to my YouTube or follow me and or add
me on Facebook as well.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
And why did you? Why'd you decide to become a comedian?
H after graduating?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Upon graduating from the Swag Champions prav you a and
m University, and good luck on the celebration bout this
Saturday fellas against Uh, I forgot they're gonna lose anyway.
Doctor Crystal trust got she uh porn graduating, she told
me that I would have a because I want to
be a I was a theater grad and I want
to be an actor. But she told me I will
really break in being more as a stand up comedian
(13:24):
than just trying to do the traditional audition and things
for acting.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
So I love that that is very cool. And what
about you, shorty, why'd you decide to be a mid joke?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Well, actually, I started my business about eleven years ago.
I used to be home listed.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I was.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
It was funny. There was a guy that worked his spirits,
used to play the NFL. He helped me get short.
He's really going, I don't want you to be homeless.
For the record, have I been a good supporter of
yours over the years. It's very good. Kitty here has
been a very good supporter and everything.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
People are gonna watch this and they're really think I'm
exploiting you, but I'm not right.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I'm your friend. I am okay.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Guys, tell me I Donald Trump coming rescue me.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Charny could saying thank you.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
They got a little cake. They keeping it.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
What do you think they don't even they don't give
you a little Was it a bird cage? If you
stay in La cast walls.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Cage?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Oh? Good lord a.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Katy had been a good supporter for me and every
day from several years.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
You're you're in one of our music videos that we
did a while back for a thing called Masturbation Nation.
This was back during the pandemic, and I, for one,
felt like it was unfair that they would require you
to wear a maskk Yeah, I always thought that was
like a face condo.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah, why is that?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Did you like wearing the masks or no? No, no,
I didn't like it either. I didn't like that.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Did you hate that you had to stand three feet
away from everybody?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Let's see, I'm.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Glad you have that. Forcuse you gotta be down. Would
you go down to me just to talk to.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, rand readers and hang on, where is uh lady
Kenny with the long hair looking like look at like
the gay or Elton John.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I'm kind of I'm kind.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Of going back to that and not getting along. You
don't think you don't know that was an awkward all right?
Look at all these people here and for that to
those of you listening to us on the radio, you
really should be watching on social media. We had all
these attractive women and they're shorty.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Look at him, Hey, I remember that day, the big booty.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
He's a police officer. You can say big booty. It's okay, sure.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Look at Kitty looking like Austin White Powers.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Look at Randam reader, he's very scary looking and but
the best I think he is.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
It's probably because he is a biker mistaken, But the
best part of this video is easily you Shorty. Look
at Shorty? Remember that, would Shorty?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I know he's also wait too, you have absolutely How
did you do that?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
What did you do to lose weight? Shorty?
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Well, watch what I eat? Did you do a lot
of exercise and stuff like that?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, well that's great. I love that and I like
you to be healthy.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
What do you think I gotta go to be on
a magazine the Strongest little Person?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Bidget they have a magazine for the strongest little person?
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Yeah, I would to be the first wood.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Would that magazine even be called minimums A.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
You perform all over the place. You've done a lot
of comedy shows and stuff. Who's one of the biggest
comics you've worked with?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
One of the biggest comic size Jesse Payton's size Jesse Payton,
Damon Waynams.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Damon Wayne's is a big deal, dude. Yeah, my favorite.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
He's My favorite is Keenan obviously because he was the original.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
But and then do you remember on in Living Color?
The DJ was DJs W and as Sean Wayans. Yeah,
like that's a cute way of saying Sean Wayans okay
is w okay.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
And then the most underrated uh, I think the most
unappreciated member of the Waynes family was the sister Kim Willim.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, yeah, where are they now? What are they all
up to? I guess?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
And one of them is a kid, right, Marlon has children.
I think Sean has children. I don't know too much
about him. When when Damon, it was a special thing
because Damon also told me, like at his age, his
health he has health issues. So when he goes out
on a row, they make a big spectacle of it,
like it's really a huge thing. Because he told me,
like when we met in DC, he said that he
(17:09):
had had COVID several times, Like his respiratory has been
compromised several times.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
So did y'all know that? In Living Color is the
reason why the Super.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Bowl has a halftime show because of Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Well they had right, Well that came the next year. Oh,
they used to have a boring halftime show. They'd bring
out a marching band. It wasn't that interesting. And one
year Fox said We're going to get everybody to change
the channel during halftime and come over here to win.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Living Color.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
They did a big special with comedians and celebrities. The
following year, the NFL, NBC, CBS, whoever it was. They
didn't want to lose the viewers, so they said, we're
going to start doing halftime shows. It really all started
within Living Color and now we've got Bad Bunny.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
It went.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
It went from marching bands to Bad Bunny Jesse. Yeah,
you love Bad you love Court Puerto Rican cross dressers.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Right.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
No, I was actually at the Super Bowl when Beyonce
performed and I took a great dump because it was
thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Well, which one didn't she do it with Bruno Mars
the Black Panther party theme Orleans? Yeah, super Bowl and
when the lights went out.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yeah, Baltimore versus San Franciscosco, Kaepernick versus Flockoluco.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Did you guys see Colin Kaepernick was trending on social
media this week because they're bringing back that old guy,
the forty three year old to be on the practice.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Rivers. Yeah, they were.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Like, if he could play, why can't Capernick Brovers never
lost his job to blame Gabbert pre political spectacle. Yes,
completely healthy you you lost because of production and performance.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Thank you three and thirteen garbage?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
All right, eighty Hodgs, you're the authority Colin Kaepernick. Should
I feel white guilt over Colin Caepernick?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
No, because guess what he's so I staying with Cap
Jerseys and he had Air Force ones that they both
sold out and didn't get to get a settlement for
from the NFL that was like not classified and didn't
tell us how much he may undisclosed them out is
what they called it. And then you still want to
go back to the company that you say is oppressing.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Do you remember that in Nike gave him endorsement years
after he'd left football. He was still getting endorsement money
to do what to wear sneakers and make videos saying
you can't be in the NFL.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
No, but in fairness, the cleats that they gave him
when you kneel, they don't crease.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Oh shorty, who's your favorite football player?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
And why buddy?
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Right now? It's j Well.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
I've had to say that Texas strouds Okay, CJ Stroud?
Now you wow, Jesse, you don't like this. I cannot
stand CJ. I'm in Houston. Texans die hard.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
I've got astros in Texans logos tattooed on my body.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
A huge fan. I've been seasoned ticket holders. I love
this city.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
C J.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Stroud has certified garbage. Why don't you like him? They're winning, yeah,
but not because of him.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
You went into the two thousand and one Ravens won
with Trent Dilfer Tren Dilver as a Super Bowl ran
and they have with thirteen points a game.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
With the best defensive were the same thing this year
In spite of that, I'm just gonna say it. Ad,
I think Jess he's being racist. What's your reaction?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
No, Amber, he should have stayed away from Amber Rose. Damn. CJ. Streuw.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
How you go from an you went on the ethical
and decline like you go to a ball hit it.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
You know what nobody's having.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Keep you in your pants. I bet James harder before
I did a party at a club.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
He got his beard on.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Right now, we got it run real quick, Shorty the
Christmas Midget. I forget what we're calling you now, short
Half set a club, rent a little person. If people
want to hire you, and I think there and.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I encourage them to do it. Shorty makes every party. Good.
I've hired him many times.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
I can everywhere.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
How can they find you, Shorty?
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Google up? Shorty's with a little person right here? It
used to take us.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
You'll see me and tell us again.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Why did you change the name from Shorty rented midget
to Shorty rent a little Person?
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Because I had some stockers and some people were starting
some conservation stuff. All right, Okay that wait, shortydet is
coming back.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
All right, Jesse, I want you to react to that
and then tell us how it take.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Come to the show.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
As we get out of here, and you're the Jesse Payton,
everybody give us send us off.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
I don't know if you had a stalker, if it
was a search party, because no one could.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Find you, short But.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Either way, he's like I rolled out of my crib
and no one can find me. I'm excited to have
my boy ad hodge Man, good friend of mine, another
another warrior on social media combating hyper wokeness and uh
and I didn't even know it was politics.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
I just thought it was just a.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Normal common sense sensibilities.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
But it's not.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
They politicized commonalities and and and normalcy.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Either way, I'm.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Proud that he won the Kill Jesse contest last week,
and he's going to be performing with us at Docy
Doe on December twentieth. Me and Kenny are doing a show,
a relationship comedy show with the holiday twist. Uh, and
Ad is going to be performing. Come out and see
what all the fuss is about.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Three conservative leading, straight white men doing a dating show.
Black no eighties?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean I am. I am our new
love conative friend. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Can you ask you any other black comic, They'll say
eighties white?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah, I will. All right, we got to run everybody.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
We'll be back bright and early tomorrow morning for more
of what y'all bought a radio for.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I love you all. Merry Christmas. Thank you so much
for tuning in today.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
You are listening to the Pursuit of Happiness Radio. Tell
the government to kiss You're ask when you listen to
this show.
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