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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On your phone saying there would be a guest right
now on the Walton Johnson Show that your eyes.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Do not deceive you.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
But the guest has been pushed to tomorrow at the
same time.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
So, oh, I didn't even get an alert. No, why
didn't you send me an alert? But well, on that note,
I'll give you an alert right now. Yeah, we didn't
think you needed to know. Did we talk.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
About this yesterday? The sham Wow guy is running for
Congress in Texas. I don't believe we did. It's amazing
because he once got arrested for fighting a prostitute over money.
I think she tried to bite his tongue. It may
have even been a training you.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Oh, he probably shouldn't have had his tongue where she
could bite it. You know, prostitute generally, according to you know,
pretty woman not into kissing. Do you remember too, you know, intimate,
let's just have the sex.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Do you remember one of the sham Wow commercials he
said you're gonna love my nuts or something like that.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It was for a different product to the guy was
selling those weren't uts nuts, were they?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Everything Today's National Play Day with Dad. Day, Play with
a play with what day? National Play Day with Dad?
So hug you have a play day with Dad? So
hug your favorite stripper. This is a tough.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Day for her stripper. Your daughter know that she's never
met her dad. You know you could beat her daddy.
Who's she daddy?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Is that more common in the black community than the
white community has in your family?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Getting called daddy in that?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Well, you know the Hispanic's big on that too. I
think they go with that poppy day.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
No, Yeah, anyway, I'm dating a cop now and she
doesn't called me daddy.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I haven't heard anything about the officer today. How is
she doing? Well?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
You know, I've been working. I didn't see her yesterday,
but we're I'm taking her home this weekend for Thanksgiving.
She's gonna meet her, She's going to meet my mom,
and so I'm pretty excited about that. Things are moving
a little quick, I'll admit, but uh, you know, it
just feels good. Your mom liked me when we met,
but you never did take me home. Well, my mom
likes everybody, but you and I weren't in a room
antic relationship and you never frisked me. So think about that.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh yeah, I guess that was my mistake. Gentlemen, let
me give you some advice, young man. Date a cop.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
If there's somebody out there that's making you uncomfortable, somebody
that's bothering you, and your girlfriend's a comp.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You don't really have to worry about that anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Because what if she just dresses up as a cop
on weekends when she goes to parties.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Okay, that's not quite what we're talking about, Billy at It.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Still sounds like a fun gal though, Oh absolutely sure.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, but probably not the kind of girl you'd bring
home to mom. Probably not the kind of girl who
celebrates National Play Day with Dad Day.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
To just circle back around here, get her to play
with your dad.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
The price of turkey is up by seventy five percent,
according to run one report, and yet the news.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Keeps telling me that the price of Thanksgiving dinner is down.
If the turkey's up, how's the price of dinner down? Well,
all the stuff you don't care about sides, Yeah, like
corn bread or a lot of corn bread. Right, that
was a bad example. Chunks of corn in it, crean
cranberry sauce. No nobody wants that, Mom, just makes it
because it's a habit, it's a tradition and nobody touches
(03:02):
it it just especially if it's still got the rings
in it from the can. Yeah, when she slid it
out of there. I love a slice of cranberry sauce.
Who doesn't just slice me up some Hey, we've got
a real life missus doubtfire. An unemployed son impersonated his
dead mother to collect thousands of euros a year from
her pension and what Italian authorities have dubbed a Missus
(03:25):
doubtfire scandal. It's exactly what you think it would look like.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
His mom died and he wanted to keep getting money
from the government, so he dressed up to look exactly
like her, with her haircut and everything.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And it's just as corny. It's it's like that. It's
like a movie. Do we have pictures of mother and son? Yeah,
so here's here's.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Him, yeah, and then here's his mom.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh right.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
We didn't get it exact, but it's closer than I
would have thought.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Well, they're two different people, but he got he got
the hair, he put her clothes on. Somehow it fit
and anyway, I mean, it happened in Italy, so who cares.
But it just does show you these parasites on the government.
They kind of exist everywhere, don't just us.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Well that makes me feel better. Yeah, isn't that weird?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
When you when you meet somebody and they've also been
abused by a former spouse or whatever, and you're like, hey,
me too, we should be friends, sure, and we have
some bunch of common not that I did, and then
you're like ah, and then you realize we have nothing
else in common. Or it's when you're in a foreign
country and you meet an American you always are like, hey,
you're from America, we're from we should hang out, and
then five minutes later you realize I never want to
(04:32):
talk to this person in America liked him.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
You're not one of those people that see somebody driving
the same kind of car you've got in waves?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh God, I hate that. Jeep people are the worst
about that though. I don't know if you ever drove.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Jeep around Jeep people, you know, like, we're cool jeep dude.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, do you know the rubber ducky thing with jeeps?
We saw that stuff on our website at I Love
WJ dot com.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
By the way, we have a big sale going on
right now for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
We are one month to the day to you know
how you can tell. I mean, it is really nice
to see that everybody's getting into the Christmas spirit, even
the city of Chicago getting into the Christmas spirit.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Now.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I don't know if you've seen this or not, but
they've kicked off the holidays by unveiling their festive red
and green crime scene tape. Really dresses up a murder environment. Okay,
well our merch isn't quite like that, but we need
the red and green crime scene tape. If you go
to our.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Website right now at I love WJ dot com, pick
out all this stuff you want to give somebody as
a Christmas gift, really cool merch, Golf of America, stuff,
Trump stuff, funny adamize the Intifada coffee mugs, and you
put in promo code by two get fifteen you save
fifteen percent off your entire order.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Man, And is that by two b uy or be ye?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Well, the good news is you don't even have to
worry about how to spell it because it's written on
the website.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Why are we doing it that way, I don't know,
but that's what we're doing. Simple is And and if
you were a big fan of jeep stuff, there is
a ton of rubber ducky jeep stuff on the website.
We have a friend in Fredericksburg.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
She works in the Republican Party and she's a nice girl,
and she drives a jeep and she's not a genius.
A little while back, she posted on social media that
somebody was stalking her, and everybody was like, well, what's happening.
Someone keeps putting these rubber duckies on my car wherever
I go. She thought it was just her, and then
the comment section we're filled with people saying, no, it's
(06:30):
a jeep thing.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Do you drive a jeep? Everybody does that to jeep people, Yeah,
it ain't you, it's your car.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
And then she'd replied to all of them individually and said, no,
it's a stalker.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Okay, okay, I believe people just want to be stalked.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I mean it's considered complimentary in some ways, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I don't think i'd agree with that, but what do
you know about it?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Meanwhile, there's a guy in Russia who calls himself Popeye.
He injects his biceps to grow freakishly big.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Well that's not Popeye. Popeye had the fore arms. Yeah,
he should be growing his fore arms all big and everything.
He's got abnormally large arms. I have a picture of
him up on the screen.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Here's what's the injector in there? Like a petroleum jelly? Oil?
Petroleum jelly? Yeah, oil, Yeah, that's what petroleum is. Right. Anyway,
he's gonna lose both of his arms. Oh oh, but
they're so big and plump and juicy looking. His name's
Corel Terresian. He's twenty nine.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
The amazing thing about this is he's young enough that
if he wanted to just do the work, he could
have got big arms on his own. Now he's gonna
have no arms because he was injecting his arms is
something he shouldn't have been putting in there.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
How ridiculous that is. He looks lib tarted. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
And by the way, that's the country that we're paying
a different country to.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Go to war with, right now. How's that working out
for us? Pretty bad? We lost hundreds of billions of dollars.
We got nothing to show for it.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
We do that a lot, though, sure do Yeah, well,
I'm sure we'll learn our lesson ull sure.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
The Hairal Turkey is saying, gobble.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble gobble, Walton and Johnson Radio
Network every might have given it up for criminals. You
know you love it, baby man. We're getting ready around here.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I mean it's not time, yeah, but we can sprinkle
a little in right.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Oh, by the way, not to get ahead of ourselves.
Back it up a little bit. We're by a couple
of days away from Thanksgiving. And guess what today is?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
What's today? Gobble gobble.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I'm at for the busiest travel day of the holidays,
not for me today. And I don't know if this
happens again at Christmas, but right now today fifty two
thousand flights are scheduled in America.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
It's a good thing we ended that government shutdown. Oh
my god, fifty two thousand.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
The traffic getting to the airport, the parking, getting in
the TSA, everything, it's just Oh, I'm so glad I'm
not traveling today. But if you are, good luck, you're.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Gonna need it. Is there any thing?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
And the Amazon Black Friday deals that look good. It
looks like the stuff that stuff is it's all the
stuff nobody wanted to buy the rest of the year.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
It didn't move all year long, so they decided to
give you fifteen to twenty percent off.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I always try to convince myself even though I'm not
buying a lot of gifts for people, because uh, you know,
my my.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Mom didn't eat anything other than my love and affection.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I always think, oh, look at this website and I'll
find some deals for me. And then I look at it,
I think, oh, there's a reason I didn't buy this
crap the rest of here.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
That's right. They're not pulling it all one on you,
are they. It couldn't trick Kenney.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Would you like to save twenty bucks on a broken
Chinese piece of crap? You wouldn't have bought it even
if it was forty bucks cheaper.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Well, yeah, but you just saved twenty bucks. That feels good,
doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Girl? Math? Yes? Is that is gay math a thing too?
Do you guys have that in your community? We have
regular math.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Billy Eds probably knows about this. Is Praline will come
home and she'll say, Honey, I had to buy all
this stuff it was on sale, right, we'd be losing
money if we didn't buy it.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Oh yeah, oh all the time. Ken has a new
documentary out and it's woke.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
They say.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Few documentary films have the natural authority of a Ken
Burns production. And apparently in this new film he just
put out, he's feeding the viewers of his new epic documentary,
The American Revolution a childish canard right at the outset,
they claim in the post, Burns and Canard, that's what
they say.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
That is, that's rough language. I love how they talk
at the post.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Burns implies that the Iroquois Confederacy, a union of six
Indian tribes or nations in New York State, crucially influenced
the founding.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Of the United States.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It's a nice fairy tale, no connection to reality. They
just made it up. He wanted to make it. You know,
if it wasn't for two spirits, there wouldn't be an LGBTQ.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
What huh? You're telling me?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Back with gay guys in the sixties were building nightclubs
in New York City. They they were inspired by the
fact that some Native Americans used to cross dress a
thousand years ago.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Did they even know that? I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
And you guys talk about revisionist history. Y'all don't oh
Christopher Columbus day, but you're pushing this garbage.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I ain't that weird how they do that.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
We're told that Benjamin Franklin proposed that the British colonies
form a similar union, the so called Albany Plan. He
printed a famous cartoon of a chopped up snake illustrating
his point with the legend joiner Die. The narrator in
the film says, twenty years later, join or die would
be a rallying cry in the most consequential revolution in history.
I'm curious about this because I do like to ken
(11:25):
Burns documentaries.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
But how do you get more liberal as you get older?
It's a good question. His normally goes to the opposite direction.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Once you've made a little money, you realize that you
might want to keep some of it.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah, everyone's a democrat until they get a little money.
Mm or at least that's how it used to be. Well,
things are different today.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I guess today maybe everyone's a Republican until they get
a little money, and then they become a democrat.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
He has brought up at volcano early this morning, and
you never did come back around to it. I thought
volcanoes erupting was a pretty big news story.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
It ain't here, it's over.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
There in it's in Ethiopia. But the ash and the
smoke and all the stuff that's blowing out of the
earth there, it's blowing over towards the Yemen and all
over Ethiopia too. They said, this volcano, it's first time
it's gone off in twelve thousand years. And I don't
know who was around twelve thousand years ago making a note, sure,
(12:27):
but it did.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, I guess it's a big mess.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
They said, Yemen is covering an ash and Pellucian and
debris and garbage.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
And then the volcano went on.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Oh no, it blue ash and smoking nine miles high
into the sky.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
But they probably don't call them miles over there, No
they did. I did the mass for you. That's impressive.
Cool billion.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
It's called the Great Rift Valley because I think they
meant ripped and they.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Spelled it wrong.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
No they didn't. It's riffed all right, ft, it's just
riffed apart. That's where two of your technological plates come together,
and it's just always shifting and the jerking and or
messing around over there and they said it's it's they
raise a lot of cattle over and who knew Ethiopia
doesn't look like they eat a lot of meat. But anyway, Uh,
(13:15):
a lot of the cattle ranchers over there are upset
because the ash has covered the ground and the cows
won't eat it, and they I guess it's kind of
like when it snows they can't find the food.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Hang on a second, you're telling me if we smoke
a cow, it's delicious, but if the cow's food gets smoked,
they don't want it.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
No, they won't eat that. Imagine that. That's that's just
maybe they ought to go to try. I think the
bigger issue is what does that mean? Because seat what
happens over there and their their little plates shifts the
next plate and then the next plate, and then pretty
soon it gets over here by our plates, and then
that's trouble.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Sure don't need that.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
No, I hate plates, Yeah, especially those technological ones.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah. I just eat off a paper towel in my house.
Then don't have to do all the dishes, you know,
that's smart.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
In the meantime, Houston has made the national news with
more than one hundred homes is damaged by our tornado
yesterday in the western side of this great metropolis that
we call home. More than a hundred homes damaged tornado
residential area. Uh No injuries of people are pets so
(14:25):
far have been reported. But a lot of roofs torn
off and destroyed, debris, trees and whatnot blocking the road.
They had to send out a special team of cutters.
They get to saw I mean, you mean checks who
hate their dads.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
No cutters.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
They saw the trees apart, so they can get them
out of the road, off your off your house, or
wherever they happen to.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Be sure, that's something. So it's got a little rough
it sure did. But now everything's better. Everything's better already.
I feel better about it. Guys. That's what counts okay.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
In the meantime, if you're anything like us, you're probably
very concerned about this.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Oklahoma seven eleven clerk, Oh yeah, that's still a thing.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
A mom of three fired after shooting a customer who
attacked her. She said, I need to be here for
my kids. This brave Oklahoma seven eleven Kirk was fired
for defending her life. She tried to person try to
strangle her and threaten to slice her head off.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Currently goes against the seven eleven rules. Satisfy Customer satisfaction
is number one. Customer wants to strangle you, then by
god you let them.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Her name is Stephanie Dilliard and the mistake she made
was thinking that she could legally carry a firearm, which
of course the government says she can, but her employer
said she couldn't. So now she's been fired. Is there
like a gift send go for her or something? Can
I can I do something for this young woman?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
We should get her a burna. That's a great idea.
I mean, she can carry that, you know, state don't
get tell you can't.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
The thing that makes me nervous about this I immediately
find that there's people raising money online for her.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
But before you don't you don't know, No.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
You don't know who they are. And if they even
know her, how they're going to get that money to her?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Right exactly? Maybe it's just some guy in India.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
The latest from ex Twitter, you know, the social media platform,
heard of it. There's all these giant accounts with hundreds
of thousands of influence, and this is an America first account,
and this is the Democrats, Socialists of Toronto and they're
all having arguments on social media about American politics. And
with this new feature that was just unveiled, Elon Musk
shows you what country these users are actually in. Oh yeah,
(16:30):
and a shockingly large number of them are in India Bangladesh.
So there's some guy right now in India arguing with
some guy in Pakistan about why we're being anti Semitic
at Harvard University?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
And can't they lie about where they're from?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah? Well they could, now they can't. That's the point. Yeah,
huw come they can't now because.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Now Elon has a feature that shows you where their
IP address is located.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah, but couldn't they just hide that? I mean, if
they can hack into NASA, they probably hide their IP address.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
The IP is what is called billion.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
You can mask your IP, but it's very difficult and
a lot of people didn't realize they would have needed
to do that before this feature was unveailable. So it
knows where they're local. Well if they'd known years in advance,
but now they got them. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, so it
turns out America First is actually Dubai First.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Imagine that of course, Yeah, no, wonder they love the
H one, bv sas. Now everyone's a Democrat until they
get a little money. Then they come to their senses.
Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
On your phone saying there would be a guest right
now on the Walton Johnson Show that your eyes.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Do not deceive you.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
But the guest has been pushed to tomorrow at the
same time.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
So, oh, I didn't even get an alert. No, why
didn't you send me an alert? But well, on that note,
I'll give you an alert right now. Yeah, we didn't
think you needed to know. Did we talk.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
About this yesterday? The sham Wow guy is running for
Congress in Texas. I don't believe we did. It's amazing
because he once got arrested for fighting a prostitute over money.
I think she tried to bite his tongue. It may
have even been a training you.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Oh, he probably shouldn't have had his tongue where she
could bite it. You know, prostitute generally, according to you know,
pretty woman not into kissing. Do you remember too, you know, intimate,
let's just have the sex.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Do you remember one of the sham Wow commercials he
said you're gonna love my nuts or something like that.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It was for a different product to the guy was
selling those weren't uts nuts, were they?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Everything Today's National Play Day with Dad. Day, Play with
a play with what day? National Play Day with Dad?
So hug you have a play day with Dad? So
hug your favorite stripper. This is a tough.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Day for her stripper. Your daughter know that she's never
met her dad. You know you could beat her daddy.
Who's she daddy?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Is that more common in the black community than the
white community has in your family?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Getting called daddy in that?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Well, you know the Hispanic's big on that too. I
think they go with that poppy day.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
No, Yeah, anyway, I'm dating a cop now and she
doesn't called me daddy.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I haven't heard anything about the officer today. How is
she doing? Well?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
You know, I've been working. I didn't see her yesterday,
but we're I'm taking her home this weekend for Thanksgiving.
She's gonna meet her, She's going to meet my mom,
and so I'm pretty excited about that. Things are moving
a little quick, I'll admit, but uh, you know, it
just feels good. Your mom liked me when we met,
but you never did take me home. Well, my mom
likes everybody, but you and I weren't in a room
antic relationship and you never frisked me. So think about that.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh yeah, I guess that was my mistake. Gentlemen, let
me give you some advice, young man. Date a cop.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
If there's somebody out there that's making you uncomfortable, somebody
that's bothering you, and your girlfriend's a comp.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You don't really have to worry about that anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Because what if she just dresses up as a cop
on weekends when she goes to parties.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Okay, that's not quite what we're talking about, Billy at It.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Still sounds like a fun gal though, Oh absolutely sure.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, but probably not the kind of girl you'd bring
home to mom. Probably not the kind of girl who
celebrates National Play Day with Dad Day.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
To just circle back around here, get her to play
with your dad.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
The price of turkey is up by seventy five percent,
according to run one report, and yet the news.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Keeps telling me that the price of Thanksgiving dinner is down.
If the turkey's up, how's the price of dinner down? Well,
all the stuff you don't care about sides, Yeah, like
corn bread or a lot of corn bread. Right, that
was a bad example. Chunks of corn in it, crean
cranberry sauce. No nobody wants that, Mom, just makes it
because it's a habit, it's a tradition and nobody touches
(03:02):
it it just especially if it's still got the rings
in it from the can. Yeah, when she slid it
out of there. I love a slice of cranberry sauce.
Who doesn't just slice me up some Hey, we've got
a real life missus doubtfire. An unemployed son impersonated his
dead mother to collect thousands of euros a year from
her pension and what Italian authorities have dubbed a Missus
(03:25):
doubtfire scandal. It's exactly what you think it would look like.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
His mom died and he wanted to keep getting money
from the government, so he dressed up to look exactly
like her, with her haircut and everything.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And it's just as corny. It's it's like that. It's
like a movie. Do we have pictures of mother and son? Yeah,
so here's here's.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Him, yeah, and then here's his mom.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh right.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
We didn't get it exact, but it's closer than I
would have thought.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Well, they're two different people, but he got he got
the hair, he put her clothes on. Somehow it fit
and anyway, I mean, it happened in Italy, so who cares.
But it just does show you these parasites on the government.
They kind of exist everywhere, don't just us.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Well that makes me feel better. Yeah, isn't that weird?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
When you when you meet somebody and they've also been
abused by a former spouse or whatever, and you're like, hey,
me too, we should be friends, sure, and we have
some bunch of common not that I did, and then
you're like ah, and then you realize we have nothing
else in common. Or it's when you're in a foreign
country and you meet an American you always are like, hey,
you're from America, we're from we should hang out, and
then five minutes later you realize I never want to
(04:32):
talk to this person in America liked him.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
You're not one of those people that see somebody driving
the same kind of car you've got in waves?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh God, I hate that. Jeep people are the worst
about that though. I don't know if you ever drove.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Jeep around Jeep people, you know, like, we're cool jeep dude.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, do you know the rubber ducky thing with jeeps?
We saw that stuff on our website at I Love
WJ dot com.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
By the way, we have a big sale going on
right now for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
We are one month to the day to you know
how you can tell. I mean, it is really nice
to see that everybody's getting into the Christmas spirit, even
the city of Chicago getting into the Christmas spirit.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Now.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I don't know if you've seen this or not, but
they've kicked off the holidays by unveiling their festive red
and green crime scene tape. Really dresses up a murder environment. Okay,
well our merch isn't quite like that, but we need
the red and green crime scene tape. If you go
to our.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Website right now at I love WJ dot com, pick
out all this stuff you want to give somebody as
a Christmas gift, really cool merch, Golf of America, stuff,
Trump stuff, funny adamize the Intifada coffee mugs, and you
put in promo code by two get fifteen you save
fifteen percent off your entire order.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Man, And is that by two b uy or be ye?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Well, the good news is you don't even have to
worry about how to spell it because it's written on
the website.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Why are we doing it that way, I don't know,
but that's what we're doing. Simple is And and if
you were a big fan of jeep stuff, there is
a ton of rubber ducky jeep stuff on the website.
We have a friend in Fredericksburg.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
She works in the Republican Party and she's a nice girl,
and she drives a jeep and she's not a genius.
A little while back, she posted on social media that
somebody was stalking her, and everybody was like, well, what's happening.
Someone keeps putting these rubber duckies on my car wherever
I go. She thought it was just her, and then
the comment section we're filled with people saying, no, it's
(06:30):
a jeep thing.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Do you drive a jeep? Everybody does that to jeep people, Yeah,
it ain't you, it's your car.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
And then she'd replied to all of them individually and said, no,
it's a stalker.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Okay, okay, I believe people just want to be stalked.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I mean it's considered complimentary in some ways, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I don't think i'd agree with that, but what do
you know about it?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Meanwhile, there's a guy in Russia who calls himself Popeye.
He injects his biceps to grow freakishly big.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Well that's not Popeye. Popeye had the fore arms. Yeah,
he should be growing his fore arms all big and everything.
He's got abnormally large arms. I have a picture of
him up on the screen.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Here's what's the injector in there? Like a petroleum jelly? Oil?
Petroleum jelly? Yeah, oil, Yeah, that's what petroleum is. Right. Anyway,
he's gonna lose both of his arms. Oh oh, but
they're so big and plump and juicy looking. His name's
Corel Terresian. He's twenty nine.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
The amazing thing about this is he's young enough that
if he wanted to just do the work, he could
have got big arms on his own. Now he's gonna
have no arms because he was injecting his arms is
something he shouldn't have been putting in there.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
How ridiculous that is. He looks lib tarted. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
And by the way, that's the country that we're paying
a different country to.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Go to war with, right now. How's that working out
for us? Pretty bad? We lost hundreds of billions of dollars.
We got nothing to show for it.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
We do that a lot, though, sure do Yeah, well,
I'm sure we'll learn our lesson ull sure.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
The Hairal Turkey is saying, gobble.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble gobble, Walton and Johnson Radio
Network every might have given it up for criminals. You
know you love it, baby man. We're getting ready around here.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I mean it's not time, yeah, but we can sprinkle
a little in right.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Oh, by the way, not to get ahead of ourselves.
Back it up a little bit. We're by a couple
of days away from Thanksgiving. And guess what today is?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
What's today? Gobble gobble.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I'm at for the busiest travel day of the holidays,
not for me today. And I don't know if this
happens again at Christmas, but right now today fifty two
thousand flights are scheduled in America.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
It's a good thing we ended that government shutdown. Oh
my god, fifty two thousand.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
The traffic getting to the airport, the parking, getting in
the TSA, everything, it's just Oh, I'm so glad I'm
not traveling today. But if you are, good luck, you're.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Gonna need it. Is there any thing?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
And the Amazon Black Friday deals that look good. It
looks like the stuff that stuff is it's all the
stuff nobody wanted to buy the rest of the year.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
It didn't move all year long, so they decided to
give you fifteen to twenty percent off.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I always try to convince myself even though I'm not
buying a lot of gifts for people, because uh, you know,
my my.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Mom didn't eat anything other than my love and affection.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I always think, oh, look at this website and I'll
find some deals for me. And then I look at it,
I think, oh, there's a reason I didn't buy this
crap the rest of here.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
That's right. They're not pulling it all one on you,
are they. It couldn't trick Kenney.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Would you like to save twenty bucks on a broken
Chinese piece of crap? You wouldn't have bought it even
if it was forty bucks cheaper.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Well, yeah, but you just saved twenty bucks. That feels good,
doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Girl? Math? Yes? Is that is gay math a thing too?
Do you guys have that in your community? We have
regular math.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Billy Eds probably knows about this. Is Praline will come
home and she'll say, Honey, I had to buy all
this stuff it was on sale, right, we'd be losing
money if we didn't buy it.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Oh yeah, oh all the time. Ken has a new
documentary out and it's woke.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
They say.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Few documentary films have the natural authority of a Ken
Burns production. And apparently in this new film he just
put out, he's feeding the viewers of his new epic documentary,
The American Revolution a childish canard right at the outset,
they claim in the post, Burns and Canard, that's what
they say.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
That is, that's rough language. I love how they talk
at the post.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Burns implies that the Iroquois Confederacy, a union of six
Indian tribes or nations in New York State, crucially influenced
the founding.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Of the United States.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It's a nice fairy tale, no connection to reality. They
just made it up. He wanted to make it. You know,
if it wasn't for two spirits, there wouldn't be an LGBTQ.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
What huh? You're telling me?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Back with gay guys in the sixties were building nightclubs
in New York City. They they were inspired by the
fact that some Native Americans used to cross dress a
thousand years ago.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Did they even know that? I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
And you guys talk about revisionist history. Y'all don't oh
Christopher Columbus day, but you're pushing this garbage.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I ain't that weird how they do that.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
We're told that Benjamin Franklin proposed that the British colonies
form a similar union, the so called Albany Plan. He
printed a famous cartoon of a chopped up snake illustrating
his point with the legend joiner Die. The narrator in
the film says, twenty years later, join or die would
be a rallying cry in the most consequential revolution in history.
I'm curious about this because I do like to ken
(11:25):
Burns documentaries.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
But how do you get more liberal as you get older?
It's a good question. His normally goes to the opposite direction.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Once you've made a little money, you realize that you
might want to keep some of it.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah, everyone's a democrat until they get a little money.
Mm or at least that's how it used to be. Well,
things are different today.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I guess today maybe everyone's a Republican until they get
a little money, and then they become a democrat.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
He has brought up at volcano early this morning, and
you never did come back around to it. I thought
volcanoes erupting was a pretty big news story.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
It ain't here, it's over.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
There in it's in Ethiopia. But the ash and the
smoke and all the stuff that's blowing out of the
earth there, it's blowing over towards the Yemen and all
over Ethiopia too. They said, this volcano, it's first time
it's gone off in twelve thousand years. And I don't
know who was around twelve thousand years ago making a note, sure,
(12:27):
but it did.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, I guess it's a big mess.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
They said, Yemen is covering an ash and Pellucian and
debris and garbage.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
And then the volcano went on.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Oh no, it blue ash and smoking nine miles high
into the sky.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
But they probably don't call them miles over there, No
they did. I did the mass for you. That's impressive.
Cool billion.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
It's called the Great Rift Valley because I think they
meant ripped and they.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Spelled it wrong.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
No they didn't. It's riffed all right, ft, it's just
riffed apart. That's where two of your technological plates come together,
and it's just always shifting and the jerking and or
messing around over there and they said it's it's they
raise a lot of cattle over and who knew Ethiopia
doesn't look like they eat a lot of meat. But anyway, Uh,
(13:15):
a lot of the cattle ranchers over there are upset
because the ash has covered the ground and the cows
won't eat it, and they I guess it's kind of
like when it snows they can't find the food.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Hang on a second, you're telling me if we smoke
a cow, it's delicious, but if the cow's food gets smoked,
they don't want it.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
No, they won't eat that. Imagine that. That's that's just
maybe they ought to go to try. I think the
bigger issue is what does that mean? Because seat what
happens over there and their their little plates shifts the
next plate and then the next plate, and then pretty
soon it gets over here by our plates, and then
that's trouble.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Sure don't need that.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
No, I hate plates, Yeah, especially those technological ones.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah. I just eat off a paper towel in my house.
Then don't have to do all the dishes, you know,
that's smart.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
In the meantime, Houston has made the national news with
more than one hundred homes is damaged by our tornado
yesterday in the western side of this great metropolis that
we call home. More than a hundred homes damaged tornado
residential area. Uh No injuries of people are pets so
(14:25):
far have been reported. But a lot of roofs torn
off and destroyed, debris, trees and whatnot blocking the road.
They had to send out a special team of cutters.
They get to saw I mean, you mean checks who
hate their dads.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
No cutters.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
They saw the trees apart, so they can get them
out of the road, off your off your house, or
wherever they happen to.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Be sure, that's something. So it's got a little rough
it sure did. But now everything's better. Everything's better already.
I feel better about it. Guys. That's what counts okay.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
In the meantime, if you're anything like us, you're probably
very concerned about this.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Oklahoma seven eleven clerk, Oh yeah, that's still a thing.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
A mom of three fired after shooting a customer who
attacked her. She said, I need to be here for
my kids. This brave Oklahoma seven eleven Kirk was fired
for defending her life. She tried to person try to
strangle her and threaten to slice her head off.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Currently goes against the seven eleven rules. Satisfy Customer satisfaction
is number one. Customer wants to strangle you, then by
god you let them.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Her name is Stephanie Dilliard and the mistake she made
was thinking that she could legally carry a firearm, which
of course the government says she can, but her employer
said she couldn't. So now she's been fired. Is there
like a gift send go for her or something? Can
I can I do something for this young woman?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
We should get her a burna. That's a great idea.
I mean, she can carry that, you know, state don't
get tell you can't.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
The thing that makes me nervous about this I immediately
find that there's people raising money online for her.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
But before you don't you don't know, No.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
You don't know who they are. And if they even
know her, how they're going to get that money to her?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Right exactly? Maybe it's just some guy in India.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
The latest from ex Twitter, you know, the social media platform,
heard of it. There's all these giant accounts with hundreds
of thousands of influence, and this is an America first account,
and this is the Democrats, Socialists of Toronto and they're
all having arguments on social media about American politics. And
with this new feature that was just unveiled, Elon Musk
shows you what country these users are actually in. Oh yeah,
(16:30):
and a shockingly large number of them are in India Bangladesh.
So there's some guy right now in India arguing with
some guy in Pakistan about why we're being anti Semitic
at Harvard University?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
And can't they lie about where they're from?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah? Well they could, now they can't. That's the point. Yeah,
huw come they can't now because.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Now Elon has a feature that shows you where their
IP address is located.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah, but couldn't they just hide that? I mean, if
they can hack into NASA, they probably hide their IP address.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
The IP is what is called billion.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
You can mask your IP, but it's very difficult and
a lot of people didn't realize they would have needed
to do that before this feature was unveailable. So it
knows where they're local. Well if they'd known years in advance,
but now they got them. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, so it
turns out America First is actually Dubai First.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Imagine that of course, Yeah, no, wonder they love the
H one, bv sas. Now everyone's a Democrat until they
get a little money. Then they come to their senses.
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