Yiddish or Jewish - MON 6.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guy.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
Everybody, Hey, you know what, let's go down south though
real quick to Texas if you don't mind, if you
could indulge us in a little local news for just
a minute.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Well it's state news. We're already here, so we bought
as well.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
The Texas Republican Party behind the scenes is doing two
big things right now. The bigger of the two, I
think is they're trying to close the primaries. There's a
pretty big deal. He said, all right, the primaries. Any
Democrat can vote in the primaries. That's awful. That's why
you get John Cornyon and Governor Abbitt, Dan Crenshawn, so
many wishy washy. That's why the House Speaker is always

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a liberal Republican. So they want to do something about that.
They want to close the primaries.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Democrats can't vote for Republican candidates anymore unless they want
to switch parties. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
The other thing they did over the weekend is the
State Republican Executive Committee got together. This would be all
the regional chairs and that sort of thing. People, the
grassroots activists behind the scenes that are very involved in
the party got together and decided if they were going
to censure various members of the state legislature for various reasons.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
And this was obviously it's politics, it's very political.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
But this was really really political in the sense that
some of these people were getting censured for virtually no reason,
or there was a reason, it just wasn't a good one.
Now we have a listener. His name is a Orlando Garcia.
Rolando is a cool guy. He's very involved in politics.
He's a grassroots activist. He's not a politician. He's not
running for office. He doesn't have any agenda. He doesn't

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ask people to give him money or anything.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Hang on a second, Heng, go hang on, are you
tiying that your friend? Is that that criminal that was
on the run in Lafayette a couple of years ago?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, that was Ron Trelan. And what's your buddy's name, Rolando,
say the same thing. That was a black guy. This
is a Hispanic guy, Ron Ron Trelan.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Ron Trelan's the guy that escaped from the jail and
Lafayette a few years back.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
In Ronlando Rolando? What his name is?

Speaker 3 (01:53):
A Rolando Garcia? So not the guy. I mean, it'ska good.
I just won't think you like building up some criminals
all over there. No, it's really different, Billy. Okay, it's
not even the same kind of poc. It's Monday morning.
I'm just grabbing coffee right now, so give me a mining.
These are both parks. They're just a different kind of park. Okay,
don't start that. You're talking in code and stuff. Now, pocs,

(02:16):
Oh you dated them?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
No, No, but that's people that you've dated, right.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
No, I've stopped dating pocs. But they were women for
the record that we was dating anyway. So over the weekend,
they were deciding if they were going to censure various
members of the state legislature for miscellaneous reasons.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
And that's when Rolando stood up and said this.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
I'm just going to acknowledge the obvious fact that we
all know Jared Patterson is the biggest asshole in that
Texas house. Gonna We're gonna However, however, that is not
a censurable violation. Being an awful person, as we all
discussed before, is not a censuble violation.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Oh and it is a known fact that we're all
well aware of. I love that guy, an Ale, What
are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
We all know he's unlikable, sure, no one if he
shut up at a party, you'd leave.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
No one really wants him there. He's one of those
guys that gives away toothpaste on Halloween. You just hate
this guy. Get him out of here. But that's not
a good reason to censure somebody. You know.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
It's not like he voted against his party or you know,
was took a bribe.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
It wasn't like he broke the law. He's just a jackass. There.
You go, and a lot of people are.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
They keep getting to beat jack asses every day and
nobody knows anything about it.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
I mean, look, this guy was an a hole when
he got elected. You knew that when you check the
box next to his name exactly. It wasn't like he
pulled a fast one on you. Now, maybe you could
centure an a hole for being a nice guy. That's
not what happened here. But I digress. Anyway, We're not
gonna do Texas politics all morning. I just I was
in Waco this weekend at the backs Age in the
green room at the Hippodrome Theater and I saw that

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video and I fell down laughing.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
And you know who else was there? Milton? I saw
Milton on the video there. What was he doing? Was
he peeing in the corners. The plan was not to
spend the night in Waco. We just drove up there.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
We did the com We ate it this nice Italian place,
me and some of the other comics.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
And celebrating a Columbus day early of course obviously.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, we had you know, some Ravioli and that sort
of thing, and a little veno, and then we went
across the street to the Hippodrome and did the comedy show.
And so I figured I wasn't gonna leave Milton alone
with some weirdo.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
And I just bring him with, have him backstage. I
brought his craze with. Yeah. It was an old theater too,
It's over one hundred years old.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's always interesting when you're backstage or downstairs in an
old theater, you know, you get like the ghosts. Yeah, yeah,
you see old things that have just been down there
for years, like like some electronic drums from the nineteen nineties.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
It was so old. Ooh, creepy cobwebs all over.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah. I was like, these old electronic drums aren't even
MIDI compatible. You should have seen it, Billy yet it was, Yes,
that's insane. I know, it was nuts. Dude, they were
like really old. They were like thirty years old. Were
they doing back there in the nineteen hundred?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I couldn't. How do they live through that stuff? I
think it was that the twentieth century, but really the
nineteen hundred, yes, year was it? Not? Yes? It was?

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Well, you old me so argumentative all the time. I
was agreeing with you. No, you were, I said, I
think you were. You said the ninety one hundreds, and
then I said, yeah, the twentieth century. It's the same thing,
billion and you like to correct people.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
You know what I didn't see in Waco there was
not a lot of Jews around to celebrate the news
the Baylor They had a bye week.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Maybe they just didn't think you'd be funny the Jews. Yeah,
maybe they said, you know, we're not going anywhere near
that that Kenny comedy. Jews are pretty funny already. Yeah,
they got a lot of good comedians over the years.
I don't know if you've heard, but yeah, maybe that
that's just, you know, they stayed away from you.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
I've been watching this Israeli parliament all morning on TV.
I can't even understand what they're saying. They keep clearing
their throat.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
They got one of them one of the things where
they have a different word for everything.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, that's true. I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
What are they speaking Hebrew or Yiddish? What's the difference
between Hebrew and Yiddish? Why do we need both of those?

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Billy me? You know that's a lot, you guys, Just
one or the other? Which one? Yeah? Which one's out?
I don't know Yiddish, I felt. I feel like Yiddish
gets used less than Hebrew is still getting used.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Right, the Yiddish speaking people more or less likely to
come down here and kick your ass.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
I feel like, which you get to pick a side?
I don't know that anyone speaks Yiddish fluently? Do they?
Is that just no idea? I think that's just the
thing you see on menus and Jewish delis.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
If a goad told you you spoke it, you know, fluently,
as you say, uh, could you testy Billy?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
And if the guy said he spoke Yiddish fluently and
he started talking Chinese to me, I wouldn't know the
day that's what I'm saying. I'd be like, yeah, that's it,
that's yetdish. He's like ching Chong Chong. What did I
just do a racism a lot.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
I totally did. I was given well, you know, not me,
But that's what some people think Chinese sounds like.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
I don't think that obviously. I respect the Mandarin and
the Cantonese culture. I think it's beautiful. But some people,
you know, don't respect it, and I know I think
that's terrible.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Anyway, Trump is in Israel right now.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
He has signed the guest book in Jerusalem, and people,
you know, people always get real touchy about American leaders
going to that whaling Wall. Some of these Trump supporters
on the Internet, they see a picture of Avanka at
the wall and they just get so mad about it.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Oh not me.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
I don't care where she stands, as long as she's
facing the cat well, no, even turn it away from
the camera. I don't care. She looked good.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
My buddy Tony Artiz as a journalist from Current Revolt,
and he's real good with AI. So he took that
picture of Avanka at the Whaling Wall and he made
it so it looked like she was at the Alamo instead.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
I'd probably be better, you know, if you had to
pick one or the other.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, I'd be closer for sure to us less terrorism
at the Alamo. I mean they've had it there before,
but it was sure, it was a long time ago.
It wasn't recently. A long time ago. There was some
terrorism at the Alamo, then nothing for a while, then
Ozzy Osboyne and relieved himself.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Uh it all went to hill after that. No, no,
they eventually he apologized and made a donation and you know,
he felt real bad about it, and now obviously he's
burning in hell because he was a Satanist. But I
mean that's kind of what my priest implied. Oh, sure
makes sense.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
I really wanted my priest to convince me that Ozzie
Osbourne was gonna be.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Okay, but like, go thumbs up on Ozzie. Yeah, But
then he was like, yeah, he was in a band
called Black Sabbath. Kenny, I don't know. It's a that's
a little shaky ground right there.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Seems pretty unlikely. A political wrote reporter was roasted by Trump.
Do you want to hear it?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
He's on the airplane, so you're gonna hear some background
noise always, are you considering you're walking out a question?
Who are you with? Politico?

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Dasha burn sir, Politico has gone bad.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
They've been so wrong about everything political politica. It's been
so wrong about everything. Let's get somebody else to ask
us some question. Jimi, is that all right? Do you mind?
She did mind, actually, but it didn't matter. They're standing
right at you know that door.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Do you remember the door where Joe Biden stumbled up
to the door and he wasn't supposed to be there. Yep,
there's this door on Air Force one that divines that
where all the journalists are at, from where the president's
at with all of his people. Yeah, and there's this
famous video we all saw where Biden wasn't supposed to
get up and he was in his pajamas and a couple.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Of years back, and he looked all disheveled, and they
thought he was down for the night.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
It was four thirty, right, And Trump's standing at that
same door this time, but he's not disheveled. He's there
roasting journalists this poor young lady. Or maybe that'll make
her a hero among her elitist journalist friends.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
What do you think, maybe, yeah, could happen.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
You noticed this doesn't happen as much anyway, like four
or five, six, years ago, when Trump would light up
a journalist, people would just talk about that all day.
Now no one even cares anymore. Now you don't have
to be nice to journalists anymore. I like that, and
you could say retard again. Yeah it's good, Yeah it does.
I'm so glad Trump won the election.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
What day is it? It's Monday morning? What Monday morning?
Monday morning? Going here? Hey, I was ready for a
great first day, getting ready for the big day, get
ready for a great week. Every day's a great theft
for that.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
I'm a person who ow's his positivity.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
You're listening to the Walton and Johnson Radio Network.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
It's sailing themed music.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Get it. It's what one of the songs called sale
so you know because it's Columbus stabil hoh.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Oh ok yeah, well all right, had a little bit
of a stretch. But now that you, uh, you drew
me a picture. Sure, I'm starting to get it. Well,
what would you play Columbus day and there's somebody's sailing
on a boat or something, well about Christopher, uh, Christopher
Cross his name almost sounds like Christopher Columbus and he

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did Sailing is a way better song.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
It's not the worst suggestion. You know, I'm I already
had it queued up. If it means anything to you.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Well I know what queued up means. Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
I thought for sure by now you'd be excited telling
everybody about how proud you are of your Cincinnati bear Cats.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
And I know you were traveling, but you still saw
your bear Cats, right, Sure, my favorite.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Football team from twenty nineteen. Who could forget?

Speaker 3 (11:15):
You've professed your love for the bear Cats many, many times.
And I know you're not one of those fickle fans
that just you know, comes and goes with the wins
and losses.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, I'm not one of those fans who only watches
when the team's good and only near the end of
the season things are interesting. Yeah, this ain't like baseball
or something. Yeah. Oh wait, he's sailing. Yeah, he's Christopher
Columbus dev.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
And the wind drove him to India. Affiliated that queen
over there was there Esthmarelda or something like that, that
queen and Isabella, that's her.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
She really had some.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Cravings for some of that good Indian food. You know
they got spices over there. She told Chris, she said,
you're not due and get me some new spices.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Was it the food or was it the dude? She
was interesting? Now I say it was a food. Definitely,
definitely the food.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Well, yeah, is this really what music used to sound
like back in the day?

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah? When would you hear this at like a bar
or in the car? They'd play it on the radio
church sure they of course.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
See he got he got popular with his uh with
a song about running, you know, being on the run
for the lodge stuff, and then once he got popular,
they put up with stuff like this.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I always thought this was just a song you would
hear at the dentist office.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I didn't know this was real music for a while there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
But now back to your your bear Cats for a minute.
I know you're you're too probably choked up with emotion
to really congratulate them properly. But the Cincinnati Bearcats are
now in the top twenty five. Oh yeah, at number
twenty four. They beat U Seef at home. That's their
fifth straight win, and they're ranked for the first time

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since twenty twenty two. You know, so they clawed their
way back into the rankings with a great game. And
I know you yeah, I mean you probably were watching
it on a stranger's TV somewhere in Waco. But still sure, hell.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Of a win. That was really exciting. We were also
really excited about Mark Sanchez. I tell you he spoke
all a bit briefly with local Indianapolis media following his
formal booking on charges of felony battery over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
So good news let him out of the hospital after
getting stabbed in the chest. Bad news they took him
straight to jail. Yeah, so you know, one out of
one into another?

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Is he going to get deported?

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Probably? What country do they send him to? You Ganda
or where does he go?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah? You Gonda? Sounds like a good Sorry, Mark, you
gotta go.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
I know your name is just a little too exotic
and you're going around stabbing people are getting stabbed or
he was stabbed. Yeah, that's why in the hospital. Yeah, anyway,
it's complicated.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Well he started he started it right, you know, show
you don't mess with truck drivers?

Speaker 1 (14:07):
How about that? Well, you know you're onto something, you
know where if I have to decide between some violent,
dangerous NFL quarterback and a truck driver that they wouldn't
do anything wrong, I probably stand in solidarity with the
truck driver. That's just me. Well, yeah, you know, he's
not off work today as truck drivers Billy and oh no,
Now we gotta get stuff. We gotta get snacks, you know, beer,

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that kind of thing. It's Monday night football tonight times two.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yeah, you got your Falcons, that's the one everybody wants
to watch. Course, But there's two Monday night games. And
I don't even remember when they started doing this because
I just don't really care about the UNFL that much
of US game. I on't want to watch fine if
not fine, because I can, I can take them or
leave them ever since they got that attitude about how
they could take or leave us the fans.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
But I did turn the game off a little early.
Last night.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Kansas City was playing Detroit, sure, and Chiefs was looking
pretty pretty stout even though their record is just you know, average,
They looked real good. They looked like the Chiefs last night.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
But they got some.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Other teams in their division that are doing better and
if they don't shape up, it would be weird. But
the Chiefs could not make the playoffs really if they
keep you know, acting the way they've been in the
first five games. But Anyway, I turned it off too
soon because I watched it until it was over. But
it was after the game was over that the trouble

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started because some of the players apparently don't get along.
They don't care for each other that much.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Sure apparently some of them don't even like Taylor Swift's
new album oh No, and.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Somebody said something. Things got a little heated at the
end of the game. You know, they did the whole
kneel down to run out the clock, and then tempers
flared because this guy from the Lions, he's a defensive
back and they're.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Always a little surly. Sure they got one on.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Every tim Yeah, his name is Brian Brian Inch. He
walked past the Chiefs quarterback but refused to shake mahomes hand.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
That was very rude.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
And then he went over and just slapped one of
the other Chiefs right across his face mask. It was
like almost like a punch, you know, kind of pushed it.
Not just a sweeping slap, but a push and slap
right up in a face mask, which is kind of rude.
Knocked the guy down, and then next thing, you know,
the guy that was Juju by the way, he oh

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whoa whoa, what'd you call him?

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Juju? That's not cool. You shouldn't talk about a guy
like that. It's his name. His first name is jay
U Jayu. That can't be right, Juju. His mom named
him that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
I don't know if she grew up watching Tarzan movies
or not, but Juju was usually a and maybe they
like this he bad, you know, But anyway, Tarzan would always,
you know, tell the no, we're not going over there,
Juju over there?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Juju wanna no? Go oh wow.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
The natives would tell, you know, the the guys that,
you know, the white people that were in charge of everything. Sure,
the white people didn't know back through the fight there,
So the players eventually, you know, they saw the slap
and players come running and next thing you know, there's
a and this again after the game's over, big crowd fighting,

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people rolling around on the ground and just having to
be drug off of each other. And then the pretty
little blond gual that whose job it is is to
secure the interview after the game with the with the
game winning player, and so she runs over and grabs
Patrick Mahomes and starts trying to interview him. And he's
a little surly because you know, the fight it's still
kind of going on. Sure, And she asked, well, so

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what was that all about? What happened over there? And
he was just like, we just you know the game,
we know extra Greek. It was no answer at all
because he was in the mood.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Patrick Mahomes is a nice enough guy, but he is
constantly surrounded by dumbasses. I mean, besides it's Travis Kelcey
and the people on his own team, He's also got
what's his brother's name, Jackson to deal with.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, Travis, I mean Patrick's brother a kind of a hole.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, He's constantly doing TikTok dances and just douching out
all the time. You're like, look, you know you're Patrick.
Patrick's been dealing with that his whole life. It's not
like it's just this week or whatever. No, for decades now,
one way or another, every time he turns around, there's
his dumb ass brother looking like an idiot. You know,
I feel bad for him. I just I really do.

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You know, you look at a guy like Jackson and sad, isn't.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
It just sad? I do like Brittany, though, I've really
changed my feelings about her.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Now does she still get along with Travis's girlfriend or
are they too hot to hang with each other.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, that's a good question.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Now that Taylor's been writing songs about Travis's penis and
playing it on the radio, you got to think there's
probably a handful of guys on the team that have
seen Travis kelcey in the locker room.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
A handful pay a little more than that, and.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
They probably don't agree with all the lyrics of that song.
They're like, you know, we've seen Travis around the locker room.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
You ever been in a you know, professional football player
locker room, not a professional one.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah. Yeah, they tend to let it all hang out.
They ain't. Ain't no biggie.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
These guys have been changing clothes and showering with other
men since they were you know, probably eight ten years
old or some other boys too, But when they were boys,
so it was legal and everything.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
You know what I'm saying. You get my driff that.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
I mean, I get it, but I just try not
to think about it too much. You know, sure you're
not thinking about it now, are you?

Speaker 1 (19:35):
No? Actually, I got this picture at Brittany Mahomes on
this Oh good, that'll that'll take them. Yeah, yeah, she's fun. Right,
She's no Ivanka Trump, but she do no.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
But on the other hand, you don't have to fly
all the way to a wall in Israel to talk
to her.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
So there's you got that goal. Monday morning. I feel
pretty rough on Monday. You feel me? I feeling no,
It's great, great? Why not? Mondays in hashtag girl Monday?
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