Yoga Crackhead - FRI 6.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We got a little distracted there during commercial break watching

(00:02):
a video of white people apologizing for being white. I
was playing the wrong bumper music. I meant to play this.
Where is it? There?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
We go?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
There, we go?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
There.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
It is yay v four Villainova when you all know it?
Sing along? Why? I hey, thats part. This is a
horse of an differ color. It's the Viva Villa Nova's.
And here they come out under the field. Look at them,
Look at.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Them run, look at them scream, and look at them
flail away as they run in fear and panic along
the sidewalks.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Do they like sharp? And there are three colors of
blue there, teal, dark blue and royal blue. They look magnificent.
What's got all the people running? Yeah? What are they
so scared for? Well, as it turns out, there was
a little bit of foible on campus today as a
young man decided he was going to go out and
play a little trampish trick on his fellow cords on

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the campus.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Though it is now being referred to as a cruel hoax,
there was a supposedly active shooter on the campus of
Villanova yesterday. Not good timing. It was also uh the
move in day. And I don't know if you've been
involved with that with college kids before. Maybe you were

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a college kid. It gets real hectic around move in day.
My mom and dad, yeah, mom, dad, with all your
personal belongings, trying to get you situated, and you're getting oriented.
They had a student orientation going on, and move in
a a lot of you know, big trucks, people carrying,
and then all of a sudden, I don't think anybody

(01:34):
heard any gunfire. I don't know what started the the
active shooter hoax, but somebody said shooter and that's all
it took.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Maybe what they were running, Maybe what they meant was
I'm watching the new Happy Kilmar two featuring Shooter McGavin.
Maybe it was that shooter and someone said featuring him,
and he goes, shooter mcgabon, shooter, shooter, and he goes
who McGavin shut shutter.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
And once people start running, people just start running along
with them because they knew what they were running from.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Ray Campus. I cannot confirm whether that is the case.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Supposedly, in the library at the law school other side
of campus, on the other side of the tracks building
is locked down. Okay, no one is coming in unless
we left them in. Okay, so you are safe. I
notice it is unnerving.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Just hang tight. We will let you know as soon
as we know more information. It was a little bit
like some of the footage of kids running on campus
was like nine to eleven. But obviously Steve pointed out,
you have but smaller buildings, and the buildings are a
lot shorter. At Villanova, they're just hundreds of kids running
through the quad and some of them are walking calmly,
but then there's a handful of them here there that
are pushing through the crowd like I'm not gonna die,

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You're gonna die. Let these freshmen die. I worked too
hard last semester to die this SE's I didn't. I
didn't cheat an Italian one oh three for me to
have to sit here and get hit by stray bullets. Anyway,
it turns out it was a Porky's like moment, if
you will, or PCU or you know.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Of those Oh these funny kids and they're shooters. Yeah,
what was the old school? What's another one?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
There's college movies are actually pretty funny, Van Wilder. That
was pretty good, right. I always imagine, you know, watching
those movies that it's still like that, but apparently it's not.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Apparently I don't hang around college campus as much. I
mean it would look bad.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Guy. Yeah, you know you'd be surprised actually really nowadays, Yeah,
because wealthy older people with money will go, I'm gonna
take a I'm gonna study art history. But then also,
there's a thing now, I call it Lana del Ray
syndrome is what I refer to it as younger women
like older men now because it's trendy, and I don't
know how long that's gonna last for. But I gotta

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tell you, as a middle aged man, I don't have
a problem with the trend itself. No, but two things.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
If first of all, you have to at least give
the impression to the younger girls that you have money, sure,
and then after that you have to actually spend a
lot of it on them. If you have money, you
might want to keep it, but you might want what
she's got instead.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Who knows, Sure, you never know. One of the things
I've noticed is the kind of person that thinks, like
thirty bucks for beer money is a lot of money,
nearly the kind of person that's hard to impress, right,
Like you could just take her to DSW You don't
have to go to Louvaiton. Oh these sketchers are on sale.
Yeah you could have them. Sure, what forty bucks? No problem?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Well, I mean you can earn them. Yeah, well, how
would you do that? Well, that's it's a negotiating tactic
that you want to probably employ that in Privas.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I went to a big state university that was in
the middle of a big city, so we didn't really
have the on campus experience that say, somebody at Alabama
probably had, or somebody at well probably at Villanova. That's
at Villanova. It seems like a college town.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Right, Hey, do you guys hear about that big state
While were you all talking, were all in the middle
of something.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
We were good morning Billy at Hatfield, People's Champion. We
were talking about the mini stampede at Villanova yesterday over
Oh yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Were talking about some place where something didn't happen.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Well it was a false flag. Yeah, nothing happened. Right.
Usually guys like you, you know, the Dale Gribble types,
You guys are usually fascinated by false flag situations. But
in this case, you're you're mocking us for even bringing
it up.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Well, Yeah, because nothing happened. It was going nowhere if
anybody gets stampeded, because that could happen.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well, it sounds like because it was what you call it,
move in day, Steve, Is that what it was called. Yeah,
the parents taking the kids, moving them in. Yeah, it
sounds like the moms and dads there probably, I mean, honestly,
probably made it a little worse. So everybody over reac
moms they're you know, protecting their babies. Sure, they're already nervous,
and then there's a school shooter scare. But then when

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the school shooting turns out to be fake, doesn't that
just kind of let everybody know it's gonna be fine. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
You know, you got to wonder about a false flag.
I think you call it a hoax, a shooting thing.
What if the guy really wanted to shoot up the place,
but first he starts this hoax, gets everybody running in
the same direction, and then there he is waiting for
him when they get there.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Hasn't that happened before? I think it has?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
I mean, now that you mentioned it, you know, the
terrorists like to do They like to blow something up
and then all the cops and the first responders and
people show up at the at the site to you know,
help the wounded and check on you know, what happened.
And then when if all the first responders get there,
then the next one goes off. See that that's evil.

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That's just pure evil planning, is all that is. Terrorists.
I got to tell you, they just give me the
red ash.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, I get. I don't care for him. I understand.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
I was going to ask y'all when it first came in,
is this was a surprise to me? Did you hear
about the winner of this year's UH Florida Python Challenge?

Speaker 1 (06:53):
You're familiar with how that works. I thought this happened
a week or two ago. The guy got a thousand
bucks or was that something else?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Well, it happened a couple of weeks ago, but there
were over nine hundred people participating in the Python Challenge.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
And some guys didn't even realize it was about capturing
snakes in the averglass, so they thought it was like
an anatomical contest to show up and hang out. Yeah,
you're not supposed to do that. The winner of.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
The contest was announced about a week or so ago,
and it just got around to me. Her name is
Taylor Stanbury a woman? Yeah, a woman? She is like
a twenty nine and four foot eleven.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
So like a trans woman or what are we? Just
look how little she is.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
She standing here with all the guys getting her little
check or or a giant check. Actually you can barely
see her. She's standing behind the check and she looks well.
She is tiny, she's flour lived. So I guess her
dad must have helped her out there, I guess.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
So.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, she is the first woman, a woman to win
the grand prize in the Python Challenge.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
She caught sixty pythons all on her own.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Total, they caught nearly three hundred, two hundred and ninety
four pythons were removed from the wild. She got a
check for ten thousand dollars. Wow, how about that. It's
a lot of money. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
They got a picture here as some of the gentlemen competing.
Here's three brothers. And when I say brothers, I mean
they're brothers, but they're also black guys, and they caught
a lot of pythons. Each of them is hanging holding
their python in their hands. They are gripping it. Yeah,
you could tell they're really proud of It's length. There's
a meaty, meaty python. Yeah, the girth. They're really impressed
with the girth of it, and so they were excited

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to show it up for the camera there.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
It's funny when they bring in the trophy pythons, they
always measure their length. This python was sixteen feet nine
inches or whatever it was. They never tell us girth.
Do the guys in charge not know? Yeah, I mean
the fact that it's important. Oh, it's very important, Billy.
And you know, yeah, if it's not girthy, it's not
really an impressive python. Nobody's gonna want to look at

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you while you're holding it. Well, she was. She was
pretty happy to get her hands wrapped around sixty different ones.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
You know.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
That's what's interesting about the tiny little women. You'd be
surprised they actually appreciate the big pythons the most. Usually
the nice to know. Yeah, she was a petite, little
blond thing, and boy, when she got her hands on
those big pythons, she just loved the way it made
her feel. You know, it was that strong grip she's
got a guess, I gotta tell you must have been right.
I like dancing and ponies and getting my Snooch pounded

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Speaker 2 (09:41):
What's got there? S summer? Summertime living is easy, right?
I noticed how the kids go back to school on Monday.
I mean they just went back at Villanova. We were
just explaining, so yeah, up at A and m they
had moved into a like last week weekend before last.
I think, so we'll get a little hit starret on
them there. But all the schools come back different times.
I guess maybe that's on purpose, so they're not all

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crowded into the same place at the same time. I
don't know, maybe there's not enough moving trucks for all
college kids to move in on the same day.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Well, I was just playing Samenda the summer music. If
school starts on Monday, then we bummer. Man, somebody's school's
already started. Some starts later than others, but it's that
time of year. Next weekend is Labor Day weekend, and
then that's I guess, unofficially wrapping up summer. Isn't it
weird how everybody always needs to be a little ahead

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of the calendar, Like I feel like summer goes for
another month at least, because where we're at. It was
damn near one hundred degrees yesterday. It wasn't exactly autumn.
But I know this woman's Savannah Hernandez is a journalist
and a reporter, and she was saying yesterday, autumn starts
on August. First it was like, no, it does not. No,
that's just ridiculous. First cohere she lived the North Pole, Texas.

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She lives. I think she's in Austin. She's crazy. She's
one of those people that reports on TIFA on the border. Anyway,
I don't know. I think some people just want it
to be autumn. I guess if you're in Texas, you
can't close your eyes and make it winter. Though. Believe me,
I have tried. Yeah, you can't close your eyes and
make an avocado and an ice cream Sunday billy.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
It didn't work that way. I wouldn't even try. I know,
kick out avocado and chunk it out the back door.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
You just be disappointed. Yep, you know that's what avocado's
will do for you. Like a Kamala Harris presidency. It's
just gonna let you down, you know. Will we won't know?
Will we? Well? I fu Anny, you bring that up
she's on tour now. It's oh, this is my favorite
part of it. It's an international tour. Do you know
why go to Canada? London? Well, does anybody care? It's
her one hundred and seventeen days or something like that.

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There's like and the whole point of the tour is
to tell you if she just had more time, if
she just had more time, Yeah that what is it?
One hundred and seven days or something? You guys, if
she just had more time, she would have lost even worse.
Oh yeah, does everyone not remember what happened? Joe stepped out,
she stepped in, she shot up in the polls. Trump,
who had this amazing lead, suddenly lost it. And for

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just a little sliver of time, we all thought, wait,
did the Democrats figure out a strategy, a dishonest one
to win this thing? No, no, they did not, because
the more you got to know Kamala, the more she
sunk at the polls until the day of the election
finally came. And remember, it's always a fight over the
swing states, that's all it is. Yep, how many of
the swing states did the Donald wind? I believe he

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got all of them, every single one. There's a word
for that word we often used to describe something that
happens on the side of a mountain, an ass kicking. No,
I believe it's a landslide avalanche. Sure it was an avalanche. Yes, yes,
that would be the It wasn't a landslide, it was
an avalanche. I believe I was right. I got this it.
It's one hundred and seven days. Yeah, I was thinking

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one hundred and seventeen, but you're right, Yours makes more sense.
It wasn't even as long as one hundred.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
So is there book tour going to be one hundred
and seven days to match the title of the book?
I bet that's some kind of tricky thing they're probably doing.
Even so, you know, two out of every three days
she'll probably just be laid up a hotel somewhere.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
So what would that be? Almost four months? She's gonna
spend almost four months. She's gonna spend as much time.
That can't be right talking about her failed. You got
to do nothing, nothing, not nothing, literally nothing. We couldn't
have less to do.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
You know, I was wondering when they deport all the
people that you know, Trump's rounding up, sending out and deporting,
do they give them a Kamala Harris book on their
way home. Oh God, because they used to give them
a Kamala Harris book when they came north and crossed
the Border's right. I think they ought to get this
new book and go south with it, or wherever they're from.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
You are.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
The Democrats are now trying to shut down Alligator Alcatraz.
They just really don't like criminals being locked up.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
But not for the reason you would think. In fact,
it relates to the story we were just doing about pythons.
M Well, they say that it's bad for the environment.
The environmentalist and the animal rights people they don't like
Alligator Alcatraz because they think it's disrupting the ecosystem there.
But they don't know a thing about it. They don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
They don't even know anymore about that they do about
climate change. They just come up with something and tell
you that some expert somewhere said it's true. If they
found an expert that didn't agree with them, they just
don't count them in the survey.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
You know the fact that a tiny blonde woman, I
mean four or eleven, is that what Steve just said earlier
as we're talking four eleven that tiny bond woman won
the python hunting contest kind of speaks to the fact
that having alligator Alcatraz out in the middle of what
is it the Everglades? Where is it exactly? It's not
really as dangerous as everyone has been making it sound.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
I don't think we've lost one single prisoner yet. It's
kind of a shame.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Everybody makes it sound like if you leave, you'll get
killed by a python or an alligator or a pteroactyl
or like that.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Maybe a piano will fall on your head, or there's
clicksand out there. I don't know, but things we were
warned about as a child just don't seem to happen
near as much as we thought.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Or is it that they haven't happened yet. See, that's
the thing I always wonder. They want you to not
worry about falling pianos, but his.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Anvils, you know, I mean, I usually Plus, you know,
getting whacked by a frying pan does not actually change
your head into the shape of the band.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Turns out we were lied to as youngins. But then,
on the other hand, not having to worry about the
envelo or the quick sand isn't that exactly what the
road runner would do. He'd make you think that it
wasn't gonna happen. Oh tricky little bastard, right, how do
you know he's not? Al Kaita Ms.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Thirty Also disappointing from our childhood piranha. Sure if we
were told piranha could strip a full grown human being
or a cow for that matter, and like two minutes,
turns out they don't do that at all, hardly. I mean,
they will nibble on you pretty bad. You probably wouldn't
like it. Pretty big teeth for a little bitty fish.
They're only about like that. But they're not quite a

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fish is like the big not quite as dangerous as
they made it sound.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Though.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
If they ate a two pound grown man, even if
it took more than two minutes, how fat would those
fish get?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
I mean, they're just big. They can't take more like
twittree bites. They're full, all right. Here's what I wonder
if the piranha ate a fat American, would the piranha
become delicious afterwards? I know, it's kind of like they've
been basted on the inside. And then you know what
would make that even worse if you ate one and
it was delicious, and then you craved it for the
rest of your life. I want more, because how else

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how are you going to get that? How are you
going to get piranha that ate a fat American? Like
if you had it one time and then you knew
it was incredible. You've just got a fester on that
for as long as you live, knowing you're probably never
going to get to eat a piranha that ate a
human again. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
I guess that's why nobody I know does Heroin, because
you know, once you start, they say it's better than sex.
It's so good that you won't be able to stop.
And chances are you don't want to start something that good.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Oh that reminds me. I forgot to tell you. Oh
you on Heroin now? No, you remember the Heroin yoga
girl I was seeing by my gym for a while. Well, sure,
I seen her again. I thought she got arrested or
over dome.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
When you say you were seeing her, you mean like
YO would go out to dinner and things like that.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Oh No, I just meant that when I came and
went from the gym, I would see her on this
You noticed her? Yeah, that there was a woman on
Heroin out on the street doing yoga, and at first
we thought she was dead a couple times, but then
she'd switch her pose and I thought, wow, there's nothing
something you don't see very often, a Heroin addict that
does yoga. What sort of posing was she doing? Ass up,
head down? That one? Okay, So I took a yoga

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class recently and I've learned those actually aren't the words
that they use. One of them is like downward dog,
down down, downward facing dog, and another weird term. You
don't call it ass up. No, they don't call it
ass up. They call it they call it like the
playful child position or something. Some of the terms actually
make me suspicious of the yoga people. Yeah, I think
you should be like, wait, why do you have a
term named I don't I don't like it. They don't

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say Indian style, it's uh oh no. Yeah. When when
my kids was going to school.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Chriss cross apple sauce, which made everybody a little gayer.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
You know, it is gay, But even that I would
have been familiar with, they were calling it like the
meditative pose or something like that. Then I thought, well,
I don't really not really meditating.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
And what was child pose. Do you lay on your
side and curl up in the fetal position or something?

Speaker 1 (18:15):
It was similar to the downward dog. But I don't
think your butt's in the air. I think it's down
and I was, and frankly, I was grateful for that.
If the child pose involves sticking your ass up in
the air, that would have really creeped me out. And
you gotta leave. Yeah, you chose the wrong class. Kind
of unsettling. It's Friday Friday. Almost missed the Friday waits
for no One, burned a little rest and relaxation. Walton

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