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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Before we go a minute further, I just want to
say Happy National first Responders Day. Oh I hadn't even
checked to see what day it is yet, other than Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's two for Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
But if it's First Responders Day, then yeah, happy to
all of you.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
What's the what's your favorite first responder?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
The paramedic chicks that give you mouth to mouth if
you pretend like you did for sure.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, so it's always fun. We're big fans of first
responders on this show. Cops, firefighters, the mts. Y'all are
heroes to so thank you. I know that people have
a tendency to marginalize one or two of those groups
and vilify the other one. And I'm sure you know
who I'm talking about, but I do. Y'all are underpaid, overworked,
and I wouldn't want to live in a society without you,
So thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You know what's cool is every now and then you
don't even need a first responder. There's a video out
of California where a thug tried to rob a man
of his rolex at gunpoint in West Hollywood. In the video,
you see the gun laying on the sidewalk up in
along in the bushes. There turns out young thug picked
(01:12):
the wrong guy to rob, as he was disarmed and
beaten to a pulp by the victim, who is a
retired professional fighter.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Bro. I love those vis too. It's happened more than once. Yeah,
I feel like this. This isn't a rerun. More than once.
We've stumbled onto a news story where somebody tries to
mug an MMA fighter and you gotta remember, these guys
are out there, dude, you know, so you never know.
I mean, it's like concealed handgun.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I love concealed carry more so even than open carry,
because it's a nice surprise to the thug and it's like, oh,
you've got a gun, so do I? Oh, oh, well,
I don't want to rob you.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Then I don't want to rob somebody helpless. Uh, let's see.
Speaking of really good conceal carry guns, has officially confirmed
the launch of the new V series of pistols, which
will be one of the most extensive updates in history.
Here's why this is remarkable. They're releasing a bunch of
new guns. A lot of their old models are getting discontinued,
(02:13):
some of their most famous guns. You won't be able
to buy soon. Look, I don't get paid to endorsed
clock or anything like that, but I always tell people
if you don't own a lot of guns, I mean, yeah,
I would, actually I would. Yeah, if you don't own
a lot of guns and you don't know a lot
about guns, but you'd like to have a gun, especially
a conceal Gary gun clocks are inexpensive, they're easy to maintain,
and they almost never lock up. They don't require a
(02:34):
lot of maintenance.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Didn't the police officers and a lot of cities choose
them for that reason probably? And yeah, then another gun
company will come in, like if they got a contract
with glock and then gun company B steps in and goes, hey,
you know when that contract runs out, we'll give you
a better deal, and then they switch to some other company.
(02:56):
It's not like that's the only gun that the police
will use. That obviously must be pretty good or they
wouldn't have chosen it in the first place.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
But some people do not want to carry a gun,
and for those people, I would recommend burna. Oh yeah,
at less than lethal burna.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
It's still basically a pistol and it fires around, but
it's not a firearm.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And they're fun too to play with. Yeah, not that
you're supposed to play with them, but you know, I've
operated it before, and.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Now have you operated enough to find out how many
rounds can you fire? Yep, with one of those silver
canisters the co two a lot. There's a video of
me on the rooftop of the parking garage in this
building with one of the Burna guys just popping off
round shooting the side of the wall up there, and
it was one of those don't ask for permission, ask
for forgiveness moments. We were probably up there for twenty
(03:47):
minutes and I kept expecting somebody to come out and
tell us to stop. We did have a large crowd
of people by the windows gather together and watch us
because it's like, you know, it's two guys with what
looks like a firearm.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Here's the beauty of it, because the guys are.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Looking like goobers out there running around pretending you're.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Played a little war games? Is that what you were doing?
I mean kind of, But it's totally legal. You don't
need no background shack. It doesn't matter if you're a
fell and anybody can.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Still like paintbawl though I don't recommend shooting each other
with them.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
That's o. It'll hurt. Yeah, yeah, it's not lethal, but
you know, unless you just enjoy pain. Well, I wouldn't
do it. Look a guy like you, yeah, I would
say absolutely. You couldn't handle it, you know. Yeah, a
guy like me. Sure, guy like me. A little different
with you? Yeah, well, you know, you and I just
were not built the same. You know, I can handle
some stuff you probably couldn't handle. That's fine, you know,
(04:35):
for you know anyway, And to the if you see
me on the street, please don't shoot me with a
burd eyre. Oh it's too late for that. I I
like guns, billy, I do. So how many rounds can
you get out of one of them little canisters? My question?
I don't know. He popped up a couple, doesn't. I
mean I knew I know them at least a couple
doesn't because I popped off a whole bunch of them. Yeah,
(04:58):
you didn't do any of the two, did you. The Well,
I didn't shoot myself with it, so I don't remember.
But well, you were shooting it.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
If you were shooting it around on the roof of
a building, you'd probably notice if you exploded some tear
gas anywhere in the area.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
We were shooting the side of a wall, but you're right.
I guess we didn't. I know you didn't. I don't
remember what we shot. But anyway, it's fun. There's a
video you can go watch, and Hey, coming up here
in just a little bit, we are gonna go to
your favorite country, Billy ed America and celebrate. Uh no,
not America. No, I'm in my favorite country right now.
Oh okay, Well, I was gonna say, India. We're gonna
(05:35):
check it away. We're gonna check out some highlights from
the Dwali festival that just passed. Did something tragic happened
in India? And I mean it always does sort of
something tragic happened all over the world. Is people were
judging people in India just because they like to celebrate
and party by throwing cow dung at each other. Do
who Now, I'll tell you the story after this. What
(06:03):
you don't seem to understand is I'm not trapped in
here with you. You're trapped in here with me. Stay
tuned for more. Waltman Johnson, Well, this this song's got
it all.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
We we end Daylight savings time this coming weekend after
Halloween is over.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
And then it's gonna get real dark, real early. Yeah, real,
excuse me, real, No, I won't make a race thing
out of that. The point is, uh, don't forget to
set your clocks back this weekend. Every day we.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Like to say fall back because we're in the fall,
we spring forward in the spring.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I hate that fall. I hate I hate that you're.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Falling into a large, that downy comforter from my pillow
dot com and and it just cushions your arrival.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I hate that you're doing that, and I hate you
for doing it. I just but you love my pillow.
I just want to s yeah, no that now that
I like to my pillow dot com today used promo
code WJ. You know what they never tell you about
the MyPillow. It's waking up in the morning and having
to say goodbye to it. Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I know nobody wants to talk about the you know,
the sadness. But you could come home later and get
reunited again.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I used to be a little overweight and so and
I'd get in a little and i'd eat before bed,
so i'd get acid reflux when I slept, and the
My pillows were just I needed.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I always required a lot of pillows. Forty pillows. I
think on your bed, right, it's a lot. I don't
know what's on your bed.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
There's a picture online of my dog.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I didn't go, but there was a picture of Milton
under the covers with them and his little face poking
out like et in that scene in the closet with
all the stuffed animals.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
You don't remember, no, I remember, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I remember. My I have a friend, she's a girl,
and she saw that photo and she said he looked
like a potato baby. And I don't know what that means.
I'm not sure either, but I like it. But now,
whenever I look at Milton, Milton went with me last
night to the Houston Young Republican meeting, and he was
a big hit. Well. I expected that there were a
(08:04):
handful of people that wanted to take a photo with me,
but not like Milton. There was a line of people
that wanted to take a photo with Milton. I was
kind of jealous of him, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
But in that also why you brought him, so that
he and his popularity would rub off on you.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Milton a little bit. He is a star. There's a
reason why they have his face on the side of
the Oops steam cleaning vans. How about that he's a
solib In fact, he's on two of their vans. He's
a dog Topia dog and he's a Citizens for Animal
Protection celebrity dog mate. My dog has almost as many
endorsement deals as we have. He's a big deal, dude.
He's Milton's a very famous dog. It goes to his
(08:39):
head sometimes. I'm concerned about him. In fact, the other
day he said he now that the opportunity is available,
he thinks he'd make a good coach for LSU. He
wants to see if he can get a job in
the carge.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Ya if y'all heard. Apparently LSU's got an opening. Now
they are just up and for some reason just decided
to fire their head coach over the world weekend.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
What the hell was that all about? Huh, Billy Ed
would you would you take that position? Or? Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's tricky. I mean, I like money as much as anybody.
I guess, oh you like money, but I'm not, like
you know, a fiend for it. I can I can
get by without obviously, I'm I'm getting by every day
right now.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Uh, but you know, the.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Money probly would be tempting. And being the head coach
of the LSU Tigers, that's a that's a big deal.
That's that's major. But you see what happens if you suck. Sure, Oh,
I don't know if I could take that. I wouldn't
want to let down the LSU faithful.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Well, we're gonna go to Baton Rousion a little bit,
but first let's go to the India village of Guma Tapura.
I worked on that one during commercial break. I'm pretty
sure I said it right, and I will tell you.
Maybe it's Gumatapura. I don't know. It's just saying.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
You know, they say things funny over there. Let me
ask you a question. Why are you the way that
you are? Why are you? I have a question? How
dare you? How dare you have a question? Are we
going to India or not?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
We are going there right now? All right? So there's
this guy on you. I think I smell it now
we're in Yes, that's what that is. Okay, this isn't
going to be pleasant, but you know we're on the radio,
so maybe this is the right way to get this information.
Because you don't have to look at it. There's this
guy named Tyler Oliviera and he is twenty five years old.
He's a YouTuber. He's pretty good at YouTube. He's a
(10:26):
globe traveler. He likes going to weird, exotic places, documenting
his traveling on YouTube and showing people his interesting adventures.
He recently attended the Gorhamba festival in the Indian village
of which the name we just said and can't agree
on the pronunciation of that festival is. It turned out
it was around the same time as di Vali. It's
(10:47):
a post the Wali Hindu tradition. It's not Bali. It's
after right, And what it is is there's this village
in India and right after Dwali is over, the villagers
go and collect all of the cow dung. And I'm
pretty sure there's a lot of it. It is a lot, yeah,
and they have a massive fight with it. So this
guy from America, he's a YouTuber, has upset an entire
(11:10):
country and not just you know, not just like you know,
some little piece of crap country you never heard of before,
you know, not like they've got a bunch of people
mad at him. That's what you're saying. It's not like
he offended Monaco or something. He's you know, like the
village of Marfa or someplace you never heard. No, there's
a billion people there and they're very mad at him
(11:30):
right now. In the video, he's taken to the Gora
Hamba festival, in which villagers hurl dried cow dung at
each other as part of their Postawali tradition, and they're
mad at him because he was grossed out by it.
Backlash started piling up around him. There's a video of
him at the festival surrounded by mountains of feces and
all these men, and he subsequently shared screen grabs purporting
(11:52):
to show that his video was facing censorship and mass
reporting from Indian users who claim he was smearing their country.
That'd be what you did. Yeah, So anyway, do.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
The females not participate? It's mostly dudes from what it looked.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Like in the pictures. I don't know if they don't.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Let the ladies or if the ladies don't want to,
I certainly would join them on that.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
So India is so mad at him that there's now
an article in the Hindu stand Times and the headline
rens as follows. I understand they didn't even know who
this guy was a week or two ago. Here's the headline.
Is Tyler Oliviera's mom a OnlyFans model US YouTube claims
family being targeted after video on Indian cowdun festival. They're
(12:39):
so mad at him right now, they're trying to prove
his mom does porn. There's no way they would even
know if she did or didn't. That just sounds like
they thought that would be like the ultimate insult. Your
mom's a whore.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Well, but they said it classy, your mom's on OnlyFans Different.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
He's been accused of defaming India by posting about the
dung flinging festival. Here's what's weird about this. If there's
nothing wrong with it, what do you care if he
likes it.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
That's one night they're all after having a big time
partying flinging poo, and then somebody tells the rest of
the world about it, and they're like, uh, yeah, you're
being mean. You think they they want everybody to know
about it, that that's something they're enjoying and doing.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Oh let me let me give an example. What I'm
talking about I'm sure you probably agree with me. Over there,
they like cricket, right. What if a guy from India
came to America attended a baseball game and then made
a video He's like, this isn't cricket. Baseball is not
as good as cricket. And that's all the video was.
It was him watching baseball criticizing it. Would do you
think the entire country would be upset? I think I'd
get over it pretty quick. I'm over it now and
(13:42):
then he Matten right exactly. But somehow this really really upset.
And I'm talking like a billion people. Yeah, when you
look online at what people are saying about this guy
in India, they want to murder him. They are talking
about they're like his mother's a whore. Well, and I
don't just mean a few people there new his stories
about it. All he did was go to India, put
(14:03):
on a hazmat suit and attend the dung flinging festival.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
The thieves wearing that protective covering. He went there, obviously
to go to the poo festival. Why was he so
shocked and outrage that it was so gross?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
The other thing that's weird is if this is so
normal for India. Why do they only do it in
one secluded place in the country, like you'd think somebody
else in India would agree. Yeah, that's gross. We don't
go to Gumapara village and after Dwale because we don't
like the dung flinging thing.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
No, the holes country's on board with this. Huh beat me.
They you know, they do their thing. Some people over
here they watch the w NBA. I don't get that either.
My buddy actually says Dwally's cool. He says Dwali is the.
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Before we go a minute further, I just want to
say Happy National first Responders Day. Oh I hadn't even
checked to see what day it is yet, other than Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's two for Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
But if it's First Responders Day, then yeah, happy to
all of you.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
What's the what's your favorite first responder?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
The paramedic chicks that give you mouth to mouth if
you pretend like you did for sure.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, so it's always fun. We're big fans of first
responders on this show. Cops, firefighters, the mts. Y'all are
heroes to so thank you. I know that people have
a tendency to marginalize one or two of those groups
and vilify the other one. And I'm sure you know
who I'm talking about, but I do. Y'all are underpaid, overworked,
and I wouldn't want to live in a society without you,
So thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You know what's cool is every now and then you
don't even need a first responder. There's a video out
of California where a thug tried to rob a man
of his rolex at gunpoint in West Hollywood. In the video,
you see the gun laying on the sidewalk up in
along in the bushes. There turns out young thug picked
(01:12):
the wrong guy to rob, as he was disarmed and
beaten to a pulp by the victim, who is a
retired professional fighter.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Bro. I love those vis too. It's happened more than once. Yeah,
I feel like this. This isn't a rerun. More than once.
We've stumbled onto a news story where somebody tries to
mug an MMA fighter and you gotta remember, these guys
are out there, dude, you know, so you never know.
I mean, it's like concealed handgun.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I love concealed carry more so even than open carry,
because it's a nice surprise to the thug and it's like, oh,
you've got a gun, so do I? Oh, oh, well,
I don't want to rob you.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Then I don't want to rob somebody helpless. Uh, let's see.
Speaking of really good conceal carry guns, has officially confirmed
the launch of the new V series of pistols, which
will be one of the most extensive updates in history.
Here's why this is remarkable. They're releasing a bunch of
new guns. A lot of their old models are getting discontinued,
(02:13):
some of their most famous guns. You won't be able
to buy soon. Look, I don't get paid to endorsed
clock or anything like that, but I always tell people
if you don't own a lot of guns, I mean, yeah,
I would, actually I would. Yeah, if you don't own
a lot of guns and you don't know a lot
about guns, but you'd like to have a gun, especially
a conceal Gary gun clocks are inexpensive, they're easy to maintain,
and they almost never lock up. They don't require a
(02:34):
lot of maintenance.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Didn't the police officers and a lot of cities choose
them for that reason probably? And yeah, then another gun
company will come in, like if they got a contract
with glock and then gun company B steps in and goes, hey,
you know when that contract runs out, we'll give you
a better deal, and then they switch to some other company.
(02:56):
It's not like that's the only gun that the police
will use. That obviously must be pretty good or they
wouldn't have chosen it in the first place.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
But some people do not want to carry a gun,
and for those people, I would recommend burna. Oh yeah,
at less than lethal burna.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
It's still basically a pistol and it fires around, but
it's not a firearm.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And they're fun too to play with. Yeah, not that
you're supposed to play with them, but you know, I've
operated it before, and.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Now have you operated enough to find out how many
rounds can you fire? Yep, with one of those silver
canisters the co two a lot. There's a video of
me on the rooftop of the parking garage in this
building with one of the Burna guys just popping off
round shooting the side of the wall up there, and
it was one of those don't ask for permission, ask
for forgiveness moments. We were probably up there for twenty
(03:47):
minutes and I kept expecting somebody to come out and
tell us to stop. We did have a large crowd
of people by the windows gather together and watch us
because it's like, you know, it's two guys with what
looks like a firearm.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Here's the beauty of it, because the guys are.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Looking like goobers out there running around pretending you're.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Played a little war games? Is that what you were doing?
I mean kind of, But it's totally legal. You don't
need no background shack. It doesn't matter if you're a
fell and anybody can.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Still like paintbawl though I don't recommend shooting each other
with them.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
That's o. It'll hurt. Yeah, yeah, it's not lethal, but
you know, unless you just enjoy pain. Well, I wouldn't
do it. Look a guy like you, yeah, I would
say absolutely. You couldn't handle it, you know. Yeah, a
guy like me. Sure, guy like me. A little different
with you? Yeah, well, you know, you and I just
were not built the same. You know, I can handle
some stuff you probably couldn't handle. That's fine, you know,
(04:35):
for you know anyway, And to the if you see
me on the street, please don't shoot me with a
burd eyre. Oh it's too late for that. I I
like guns, billy, I do. So how many rounds can
you get out of one of them little canisters? My question?
I don't know. He popped up a couple, doesn't. I
mean I knew I know them at least a couple
doesn't because I popped off a whole bunch of them. Yeah,
(04:58):
you didn't do any of the two, did you. The Well,
I didn't shoot myself with it, so I don't remember.
But well, you were shooting it.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
If you were shooting it around on the roof of
a building, you'd probably notice if you exploded some tear
gas anywhere in the area.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
We were shooting the side of a wall, but you're right.
I guess we didn't. I know you didn't. I don't
remember what we shot. But anyway, it's fun. There's a
video you can go watch, and Hey, coming up here
in just a little bit, we are gonna go to
your favorite country, Billy ed America and celebrate. Uh no,
not America. No, I'm in my favorite country right now.
Oh okay, Well, I was gonna say, India. We're gonna
(05:35):
check it away. We're gonna check out some highlights from
the Dwali festival that just passed. Did something tragic happened
in India? And I mean it always does sort of
something tragic happened all over the world. Is people were
judging people in India just because they like to celebrate
and party by throwing cow dung at each other. Do
who Now, I'll tell you the story after this. What
(06:03):
you don't seem to understand is I'm not trapped in
here with you. You're trapped in here with me. Stay
tuned for more. Waltman Johnson, Well, this this song's got
it all.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
We we end Daylight savings time this coming weekend after
Halloween is over.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
And then it's gonna get real dark, real early. Yeah, real,
excuse me, real, No, I won't make a race thing
out of that. The point is, uh, don't forget to
set your clocks back this weekend. Every day we.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Like to say fall back because we're in the fall,
we spring forward in the spring.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I hate that fall. I hate I hate that you're.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Falling into a large, that downy comforter from my pillow
dot com and and it just cushions your arrival.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I hate that you're doing that, and I hate you
for doing it. I just but you love my pillow.
I just want to s yeah, no that now that
I like to my pillow dot com today used promo
code WJ. You know what they never tell you about
the MyPillow. It's waking up in the morning and having
to say goodbye to it. Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I know nobody wants to talk about the you know,
the sadness. But you could come home later and get
reunited again.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I used to be a little overweight and so and
I'd get in a little and i'd eat before bed,
so i'd get acid reflux when I slept, and the
My pillows were just I needed.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I always required a lot of pillows. Forty pillows. I
think on your bed, right, it's a lot. I don't
know what's on your bed.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
There's a picture online of my dog.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I didn't go, but there was a picture of Milton
under the covers with them and his little face poking
out like et in that scene in the closet with
all the stuffed animals.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
You don't remember, no, I remember, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I remember. My I have a friend, she's a girl,
and she saw that photo and she said he looked
like a potato baby. And I don't know what that means.
I'm not sure either, but I like it. But now,
whenever I look at Milton, Milton went with me last
night to the Houston Young Republican meeting, and he was
a big hit. Well. I expected that there were a
(08:04):
handful of people that wanted to take a photo with me,
but not like Milton. There was a line of people
that wanted to take a photo with Milton. I was
kind of jealous of him, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
But in that also why you brought him, so that
he and his popularity would rub off on you.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Milton a little bit. He is a star. There's a
reason why they have his face on the side of
the Oops steam cleaning vans. How about that he's a
solib In fact, he's on two of their vans. He's
a dog Topia dog and he's a Citizens for Animal
Protection celebrity dog mate. My dog has almost as many
endorsement deals as we have. He's a big deal, dude.
He's Milton's a very famous dog. It goes to his
(08:39):
head sometimes. I'm concerned about him. In fact, the other
day he said he now that the opportunity is available,
he thinks he'd make a good coach for LSU. He
wants to see if he can get a job in
the carge.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Ya if y'all heard. Apparently LSU's got an opening. Now
they are just up and for some reason just decided
to fire their head coach over the world weekend.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
What the hell was that all about? Huh, Billy Ed
would you would you take that position? Or? Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's tricky. I mean, I like money as much as anybody.
I guess, oh you like money, but I'm not, like
you know, a fiend for it. I can I can
get by without obviously, I'm I'm getting by every day
right now.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Uh, but you know, the.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Money probly would be tempting. And being the head coach
of the LSU Tigers, that's a that's a big deal.
That's that's major. But you see what happens if you suck. Sure, Oh,
I don't know if I could take that. I wouldn't
want to let down the LSU faithful.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Well, we're gonna go to Baton Rousion a little bit,
but first let's go to the India village of Guma Tapura.
I worked on that one during commercial break. I'm pretty
sure I said it right, and I will tell you.
Maybe it's Gumatapura. I don't know. It's just saying.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
You know, they say things funny over there. Let me
ask you a question. Why are you the way that
you are? Why are you? I have a question? How
dare you? How dare you have a question? Are we
going to India or not?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
We are going there right now? All right? So there's
this guy on you. I think I smell it now
we're in Yes, that's what that is. Okay, this isn't
going to be pleasant, but you know we're on the radio,
so maybe this is the right way to get this information.
Because you don't have to look at it. There's this
guy named Tyler Oliviera and he is twenty five years old.
He's a YouTuber. He's pretty good at YouTube. He's a
(10:26):
globe traveler. He likes going to weird, exotic places, documenting
his traveling on YouTube and showing people his interesting adventures.
He recently attended the Gorhamba festival in the Indian village
of which the name we just said and can't agree
on the pronunciation of that festival is. It turned out
it was around the same time as di Vali. It's
(10:47):
a post the Wali Hindu tradition. It's not Bali. It's
after right, And what it is is there's this village
in India and right after Dwali is over, the villagers
go and collect all of the cow dung. And I'm
pretty sure there's a lot of it. It is a lot, yeah,
and they have a massive fight with it. So this
guy from America, he's a YouTuber, has upset an entire
(11:10):
country and not just you know, not just like you know,
some little piece of crap country you never heard of before,
you know, not like they've got a bunch of people
mad at him. That's what you're saying. It's not like
he offended Monaco or something. He's you know, like the
village of Marfa or someplace you never heard. No, there's
a billion people there and they're very mad at him
(11:30):
right now. In the video, he's taken to the Gora
Hamba festival, in which villagers hurl dried cow dung at
each other as part of their Postawali tradition, and they're
mad at him because he was grossed out by it.
Backlash started piling up around him. There's a video of
him at the festival surrounded by mountains of feces and
all these men, and he subsequently shared screen grabs purporting
(11:52):
to show that his video was facing censorship and mass
reporting from Indian users who claim he was smearing their country.
That'd be what you did. Yeah, So anyway, do.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
The females not participate? It's mostly dudes from what it looked.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Like in the pictures. I don't know if they don't.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Let the ladies or if the ladies don't want to,
I certainly would join them on that.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
So India is so mad at him that there's now
an article in the Hindu stand Times and the headline
rens as follows. I understand they didn't even know who
this guy was a week or two ago. Here's the headline.
Is Tyler Oliviera's mom a OnlyFans model US YouTube claims
family being targeted after video on Indian cowdun festival. They're
(12:39):
so mad at him right now, they're trying to prove
his mom does porn. There's no way they would even
know if she did or didn't. That just sounds like
they thought that would be like the ultimate insult. Your
mom's a whore.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Well, but they said it classy, your mom's on OnlyFans Different.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
He's been accused of defaming India by posting about the
dung flinging festival. Here's what's weird about this. If there's
nothing wrong with it, what do you care if he
likes it.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
That's one night they're all after having a big time
partying flinging poo, and then somebody tells the rest of
the world about it, and they're like, uh, yeah, you're
being mean. You think they they want everybody to know
about it, that that's something they're enjoying and doing.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Oh let me let me give an example. What I'm
talking about I'm sure you probably agree with me. Over there,
they like cricket, right. What if a guy from India
came to America attended a baseball game and then made
a video He's like, this isn't cricket. Baseball is not
as good as cricket. And that's all the video was.
It was him watching baseball criticizing it. Would do you
think the entire country would be upset? I think I'd
get over it pretty quick. I'm over it now and
(13:42):
then he Matten right exactly. But somehow this really really upset.
And I'm talking like a billion people. Yeah, when you
look online at what people are saying about this guy
in India, they want to murder him. They are talking
about they're like his mother's a whore. Well, and I
don't just mean a few people there new his stories
about it. All he did was go to India, put
(14:03):
on a hazmat suit and attend the dung flinging festival.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
The thieves wearing that protective covering. He went there, obviously
to go to the poo festival. Why was he so
shocked and outrage that it was so gross?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
The other thing that's weird is if this is so
normal for India. Why do they only do it in
one secluded place in the country, like you'd think somebody
else in India would agree. Yeah, that's gross. We don't
go to Gumapara village and after Dwale because we don't
like the dung flinging thing.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
No, the holes country's on board with this. Huh beat me.
They you know, they do their thing. Some people over
here they watch the w NBA. I don't get that either.
My buddy actually says Dwally's cool. He says Dwali is the.
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