June 5, 2025 • 52 mins
On this week's show Chris and Aaron talk about: pets, Memorial Day weekend, doing mushrooms, Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning, Todd Christley gets a pardon, the Enhanced Games, Haribo recalls laced gummies, and a Man in Okinawa busted for cannabis. Please follow us on Twitter @TheWeedsmen420, Instagram @TheWeedsmenPotcast, and on Facebook at Facebook.com/TheWeedsmenPotcast/ Download the rest of our shows at ChristopherMedia.net
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christopher Media. Let's make some noise from Asthma Core Studios
near Detroit, Michigan. It's the Weedsman Podcast. And now you
have smoked yourself retard.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You're the Weedsmen. Get Welcome to the Weedsman Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm Chris, I'm Aaron. We're back chilling on the couch.
Uh killing with that. We got the fat cat.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
That cat dog that chills Noodle.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
We got Noodle hanging out with us here. Noodle is
just going to be a fat cat. I don't know
what to do with that cat anymore. I've really tried
to control her diet. I've tried different types of food.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You'd like a cat treadmill.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
That's the next step I think is you get the
wat gym membership, you get the water treadmill, you know,
like the I don't know why the water, but I
guess that. I think that's more for like maybe like hyration. No, No,
they swim in it, you know what I mean. You've
seen them on the on the treadmill in the water before.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I have not.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
You've never seen this, Okay, No, so this is more
of a dog thing. If dogs have like maybe a
spinal injury or they are born with some kind of
deformation in their hind quarters, which sometimes happens anyway, if
they just have trouble walking, whether it's from defect or injury. Uh,
(01:29):
they'll put them on a treadmill that's submerged in water,
so the waters are like chest high on them and
it just helps keep them buoyant. Or you know the
same concepts that they put them in a harness and
so their legs just touch the treadmill. Just try and
get them moving.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
You take your cat for a walk, I could. That's
the other thing, the harness. Those are the two I've
seen them. I've seen people take their cats for a walk.
It boggles my mind. But it's a thing.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
That is a more plausible solution, certainly, and certainly a
cheaper one. She's been on a leash before and it.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Didn't go well.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
No. I let both her and her mother bass Noodle
and Bass. They were put on leashes and we took
them out into the backyard and they just like darted
under the car and I had to drag them out
of there. And they did not walk at all. They
just were like getting dragged around.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Dragging two cats. Yeah, neighbors are calling humane society.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I don't know. Maybe with some practice. I see, uh though,
there's one neighbor that.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Favor it and just let it loose through the house.
She'll get some exercise.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Then there's a there is a neighbor that I saw
with two cats on harnesses, but they were also in
uh a baby stroller, so odd. Yeah, so I think
the harnesses were just like in case they'd jump out
or you know, go after something. I don't know, why.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Would you put your cat in a stroll? I have
seen this phenomenon before.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, why, Yeah, I don't. I don't know. The cat
like the dogs, I almost get because the dogs, first
of all, they like being out. Second of all. It's
more like sometimes people just have to take their dogs
with them in places where they don't have a car
or something like that, and they're taking public transportation. And
if you got like like this dog Nico here, she
(03:23):
has a medium sized dog, right Greed, Yeah, like a
little bigger than a lap dog. Is a We did
I tell you about her breed? She's called an America
an American Eskimau we cover.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
That, yeah, and her breed is canceled.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah, so she's a she's a spitz and uh, you know,
we go for a walk, but we go down the
block and then we come back. And she's an older
dog too. Yeah, she's not like hustling the whole time.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
She's comes back in nap for four hours.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
She her primary concern is to sniff. She wants to
sniff everything. So it's not even like an exercise walk
for me. It's mostly just picking pots, picking spots to
stand around aimlessly up and down the block while I
let my dog sniff and look like she's going to
piss somewhere but can never find the right spot, and
(04:20):
then moves on. Maybe said she does a lot of
like she'll even get she'll start to like splay her
back legs a little bit and do that like wide
stance walk and slow down, and she'll do that for
like a whole stretch of wand and then go back
to walking normal. Like I wasn't feeling it. She's like
(04:41):
the you know, the helicopter or the airplane pilot that
will like go to touchdown.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
He's just like, nah, just keep circling.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, well back up, try it again. Wasn't a line right,
wind was too strong, But that person finding that Goldilocks alone.
That person is walking up down in front of my house.
I've seen her go back and forth. Now I don't
I don't think the mics are going to pick her
up though we can close the window. But I should like,
(05:10):
like I should complain. This is such a uh it's
such a quiet neighborhood. Mostly it's a chill neighborhood full
of people with untrained dogs, not that mine's trained.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
And apparently lawns that full of lawns your dog doesn't
want to pee on. Uh.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah, I think that people must think that my dog
is really well trained because she doesn't jump at and
go after other dogs like everybody's dogs in the neighborhood.
They just cross the street when they see each other.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You know.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
At any given point, there's like usually a dog or
two being walked on this block, and they always go
opposite each other because nobody has their dog trained. Ah,
and they just and it's not that they're going they're aggressive,
but they're just going wild, you know, and wants to
go say hi to the other dog or whatever. And
(06:03):
you don't know if the other dog is aggressive. You
just know that your dog's kind of a spas.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
No, your dog can't handle it shit and you're not
trying to get your dog killed to day.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, but my so, this dog is deaf and that's
why she doesn't If she doesn't spot a dog, she's
not gonna even know that the dog's there.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I know another deaf dog. Should we get them together
and hang out with.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
A deaf dog jam and a deaf dog def dog
comedy Jam she is. I think that's that's a big
reason why she likes going on the sniffing walks. They're
more I mean, it's a little bit to exercise her.
She's a because she's an older dog and she'll get
(06:46):
hip problems, so she doesn't get regular walks actually, but
it's mostly about It's like reading the newspaper, and she's
a thorough reader. She has to read the whole the newspaper,
you know. She has to find out what all the
dogs in the neighborhood are, where they're moving, how they're
moving about the neighborhood is.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah. Have I shot on to Salon before.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
We had a Memorial Day weekend? How was your Memorial Day?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Relaxing the fortieth birthday party and then did nothing for
two days and it was glorious.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, Mine was kind of the opposite.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
And I've tried like this new thing called not being
hungover after you drink. I recommend it like just getting
to a certain point and stopping, oh really, and then
just going I'm good, and then interesting, you know, buzz management,
and then just riding out the rest of the night,
making sure you can actually drive home and remember and
if you get pulled over, fine, right. Well, it was
(07:41):
more based of two for me. Right now, I get
one day off a week, and I was getting two.
And I did not want to be forced to Now
grand scheme of things I wasted it not real, but
you don't. You didn't. You don't want to be get
forced to waste it by feeling like shit by something
I did too much myself.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
It's the difference between having a day off of work
and a day off of work because you're sick. Right,
the day off of work because you're sick feels totally
wasted because even though you were just going to lay
around anyways, now you have to lay around and feel bad.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah, I guess it real wast got some QT with
the lady, so I mean, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I had a very busy Memorial Day weekend. We talked
about you know, techno Christmas?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yes, how'd that go? I didn't techno stand to bring
you everything you asked for. I took it rather easy.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I was still my back was still a little tender
for my recent injury at the gym. So it wasn't bad,
but I still wasn't you know. I was operating at
like seventy percent maybe, But I didn't go to as
much as I wanted to.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
What did you make it do? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I made it to the big party, not the festival,
but the the uh the No Way Back Party is
one of the bigger ones, and it's been going on
for I think almost as long as the festival itself,
and that's like a whole three day thing. But I
only made it to one day. Well, I guess it's
four days actually, because they do the Yeah, it's almost
(09:15):
continuous actually. So yeah, I went there for like four
and I must spend about five hours. I was there
from like one to six in the morning, and I
finally had to bail.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Fine, yeah six am. Sorry guys.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
My friend who is like I've known forever, he was
playing at seven thirty am.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
How long was this part?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Which, like I said, it's almost consistent it's almost constant,
I mean, which sounds like a shit spot. They're like, oh,
you got to be put on last, But that's actually
like he was like one of the headliners.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, I was was waking up getting some breakfast and
Grebs coffee.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Or still awake. They were still like I saw I
saw a footage of his set and there were still
a lot of people there at seven thirty A.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, that's a whole different world in life. Yeah, even that,
just everything you said just sounds tiring to me.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, that's not I mean, that's beyond even like the
rave culture that I'm used to in Detroit. You know
we would go out, Yeah, we would go out late,
but you know we might head out at like eleven
if we wanted to get there to see somebody at
you know, at midnight.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Still come home when it was dark and still you
might be skirting a line. If you see it up
a little longer, you'd see some sun.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
But generally the party was over by six.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yes, no, by six, you were home. I think most
times by five you were eating. By five, you were
ordering breakfast somewhere. You were at a coney sometimes type
of cony, maybe a ra horn.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Or at somebody's home or in a park or just
chilling in a car. But yeah, there was. I mean,
there's just tons of events going on all over the place,
and I wanted to make it out to More. There
was a great event that coincides with the festival at Menjo's,
which is a local gay club Meno still oh it's still.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah, like men being the operative word, yep. And yeah
it's not called women Joe's. No, it's called men Joe's.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
And it's called Club Toilet.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Oh. Boy.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
And a buddy of mine that I know from way back,
Carlos Is, he plays that usually did this year and
last year. So I went out to see him and
I was waiting in line. I got there late because
I knew that he was playing. I think there was
another one where I got there at like one o'clock
and there was still a considerable line out outside.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
You know. I'm like getting up to Pete at one
o'clock in the More, fucking.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Living it up, and the guys, the guys in front
of me, one of them was like, oh, I don't
know if I have it all in cash, and he's
counting out and he's like, got twenty forty Okay, he's
got sixty dollars. He's like, okay, I just got it.
But like, are they going to take card for the bar?
Because that's it? And I was like how much are
they taking at the door and they go fifty five
(12:23):
and I was like fifty five and they're like yeah,
but it's gonna be worth it.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I'm like, oh, worth it for a party?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah, fifty five.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Dude, drugs, come hand me a pill at the door.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Well they did. It was excellent, DJs. It was three rooms.
And also that is like where I mean they added
feature for many of the people. There is the fact
that this is where all the gay people go that
come to the festival, and this is the after party
for the gays.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
So fifty five it'll be worth it. That is a
very relative and subjective term.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah, Like yeah, I was like, I came here to
see two d d Days, both of whom I know
and I've seen them play a lot and it would
be fun to see them.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
But I didn't listenship. It's not worth fifty five dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Right, I don't know them well enough that I would
like hit him up for for a ticket, because especially
at this time where like everybody's probably hitting them up
for tickets. I got an admission because my buddy that
was playing the party, he put me on the list
for that, So luckily I didn't have to pay for that.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
You're like, you know, I could pay fifty five dollars
and see the cure like in a month or two.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Like, right, yes, John Spencer was playing that same Right,
I could have gone and seen John Spencer Blues Explosion
for forty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
And then that would be worth it.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
It would have been weird, and I should have done.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
People don't know who he is. Yes, that is a
relative and subjective term.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah, it is all relative and subjective. Yes, So I
bailed on that. I was like, all right, fuck it,
as you should have. Yeah, I went back home.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
No pati health dollars to get into a party, young people.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Into a club into like that's if anybody is from
the Detroit area, dos like fifty five dollars to get
into Mendos. I'm not even saying that like derisively. It's
a gay club. I have no, I've been to Mendos
plenty of times, but it's a fucking shithole.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
It's like right there, like does a hand job come
with admission to the party if you're gay, Like, oh
you're gay, bonus for you guys. Get you.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I'm sure I could have gotten one that wasn't the issue. Sure, yeah,
I could, you know, and you make a fair point,
I could have, you know, factored that in I'd be thinking, like.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Do you give me a hit of acid? I'm going
into the party right for fifty five dollars.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
I was lucky enough this year to procure my drugs
ahead of time. I got some mushrooms that were crushed
up and and put into capsules so they're very easy
to swallow without having to, you know, gag on the taste.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Or I got a couple buddies that in peanut butter
extoleh the goodness of mushroom chocolates. Yeah, yeah, that's what
they did.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Did you see Well, you don't watch the studio, did you?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yeah, it's really good and mushroom chocolates play a pivotal
role in the two part finale.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I think I am personally to the point where I
could do mushrooms again and I wouldn't like flip out in.
I think mentally I'm in a good place. I could
do some mushrooms and enjoy them.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah. So I was at a barbecue on Friday that
was kind of for all the people that were a
lot of the people that were coming in town for
the festival. They you know, always get together at Buddy's house.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Seventy five dollars.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
No, it was free, excellent food and uh and somebody
there had had they had some they had these pills
that they just gave me because they like sell they
sell mushrooms, and you know, I asked him like, oh, yeah,
I didn't know that you sell like how much and
he's like, oh, usually it's I think it was like
seventy five and ounce I'm like, I don't need to like,
(16:22):
it's just me. Yeah, no, I'm just like, yeah, not
that Yeah. So he's like oh yeah, fine. He's like
pulls like eight pills out of his pocket and he's
just there's he goes, let's see one of these is two,
so this is four, and they five to sixteen, and
he like he's like rattling off numbers and I'm like, okay, dude,
(16:43):
I'm like I'll just keep taking them until I feel
what I want. I have no idea how this math
breaks down, but it was. It was actually quite a
mild experience. I had eight of these little pills. I
think it was.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I think it was.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
What he was saying was like two grams of like
crushed up mushrooms and he one. So that seems like
a lot. It's like sixteen grams.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Right, and that's a half. You took a half of mushrooms.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
It couldn't have been a half. That's what I thought
it was, right, So I had eight pills. I took
four of them before I went into the party. It
was real slow kicking in and it was never really
that intense. And after like think about two hours now
it was about an hour and a half, about an
(17:27):
hour and a half, I kind of felt like, I
don't think it's getting any better than this. And it
was just it was very vibey, you know, it wasn't.
I wasn't. Colors were a little bit more intense, and
you know, a sound was a little bit echoy, But
that was it there. And there was no like anxiety
(17:49):
or like that even a good trip, like the onset
of a strong trip that you'll have that like you
get like that spike of adrenaline, you know where you're like,
we're going over the roller coasters, going over the hump, yes,
you know, and it could be a good thing or
a bad thing, and that's what the anxiety. I didn't
even feel that. I never got to that point, like
(18:09):
I felt like I was going to go over the edge.
So I took the other four and it just kind
of extended what I had and that was it. And
you know, it lasted me is long. I mean I
wouldn't have lasted at that party any more than five
hours anyway, and.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Hard on noon.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Well you know if I I'm sure a lot of
people that were there they had slept all.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Day, right they know, Yeah, they prepared.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Yeah, I it was my youngest birthday, well not on
that day, but it was the best day available. I
had to like spend with her, so I was like,
we're gonna, you know, do your birthday. So I was
out all day. Like we went we went to garage sales,
We went out to eat Red Robin. We went to
(18:54):
see a movie fucking three hour long and possible. It's
an impossible movie.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Any good.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, you know, my daughter's review is kind of boring
and I felt bad, but she wants she picked it.
Like we looked at all the movies. She's like, I
kind of want to see that Mission Impossible. I'm like,
you know who you're talking to, Like yeah, And I
even tried to talk her out of him, Like this
is like the last movie in a whole series of it,
and I'm sure they're going to do a lot of
(19:22):
They're not going to just like jump right into it
because it kind of picks off, it picks up right
after the last movie, but they I mean, the first
fifteen minutes of it are just like, here's what's happening
really previously on.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Mission Impossible, just Tom Cruise running, Yeah I did.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I mean there was literally like a whole there was
a whole voice over of not Tom Cruise, thankfully, but
somebody the I forget. The guy is Isa High Morales
that plays the villain in that one, but he is, uh,
you've done all this and that and you survived and
you know this is all like it's basically everything that's
(20:04):
happened in all these Mission Impossible movies is now all
tied together by this last movie, which is kind of fun,
but I don't know, it's so contrived because you know,
it's not true. It's not even like you know, people
can claim that, you know, oh, Star Wars is there's
always been this epic story and that's why it was
(20:26):
part what Part four is where he started this story
because there was others and you know.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
And he had it all in his head.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
No, he didn't. It was part four because he liked
the but he liked the Buck Rogers serials at the
movies when he went, and you were always catching it
at some random act the cereals where they were like,
you know, a little like it would be like a
ten minute little mini movie that played before or in
between the regular movies.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
And yeah, so you would go to the movie and
you'd see.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Like, oh, they're going to show a buck Rod but
it's going to be one part of a twelve part
story and you don't know what it is. Yeah, and
so you come in it's like part six. You're like, okay,
fuck it, here we go.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Okay, I have to stop the other day. By the way, Yeah,
we're like ten years out right, seven, eight and nine.
We're a fucking mess. Right Oh yeah, like just like
just all over oh sure, like at least the first
at least the prequels, there's like a cohesive like story
running through all three.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Yes, no, you know, the people are looking at the
prequels in a new light now, not totally praising them,
but people have, people still have. I mean, the Revenge
of the Sith just went back in the theaters, and.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
It's like it's something like do we do we? Did
we ever really get a definitive answer on who Rey is?
Like it's still like open ended, like if you had
this chicken all three.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Movies and I couldn't care either.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, hey, you don't give a fucking be like who
is she? What purpose does she say?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Is she a skywalker or not? Who fuck cares if
she's a skywalker or not? I don't know. You know,
it's not it's nothing against like the character itself or
Daisy Ridley, even who I think is great. It's just
the way she was written. It's there was nothing, Yeah,
there was nothing there to relate to. She was a
fucking Disney princess. You know, she like wished and her
(22:23):
dream came true. That's her fucking story.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
They ruined Luke fucking.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
I kind of I liked Luke's story, dude, but anyway, no.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
But well, the worst scene ever, the fucking shoulder scene, dude,
fucking that is that. I openly laughed in the theater scene.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
It's ridiculous. I agree. Oh so the Mission Impossible movies,
you know this idea that like, oh yeah, remember that
thing that you stole when you so what was it
the third one I think where he'd does the like
dive down into the room where he's hanging suspended. It
was a real famous scene that everybody.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
The last one I actually saw.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Yeah, where he's all in he's all in black and
he's like he's like suspends himself because everything there's a
pressure plates in the room and all that. So that
thing that he stole was was basically tied to this
artificial intelligence and like you know, basically saying like all
the things that you've done that you thought were you
(23:31):
were doing to save the world were really just because
I was manipulating you to do these things. You were
always doing the things that I wanted you to oh
this mastermind. Yeah, So I mean that's just kind of
a little eye rolly. It's still it was kind of
cool because they actually do bring back the guy who
plays the the computer guy that was in the room, right,
(23:55):
So in that scene he dropped at the before when
he's really himself up. He spins out of control momentarily
and his knife falls out and it falls into the
dusk point down and he doesn't have time to retrieve it,
so he just leaves. So the guy that was sitting
at the computer desks that got up to go get
(24:18):
a sandwich comes back and sees this knife just sitting there,
and he's like, what the fuck? That guy comes back
and he actually has to like sandwhich guy yeah, like
and he was, oh, I don't know, Like he was
working on this part of the program that was related
to this AI that's now trying to take over the world,
(24:39):
and he got fired because of the break in. He
got fired because of Tom Cruise's character. They find him
living like I think it's in Alaska. He's living in
a hut, married to a Native woman.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
So I don't know, like did they do the whole
Alaska trope? Did they? Was he fishing? Do they have
a beard? Was he inflannel? Yes?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
The Alaska out yep. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
He was like completely off the grid, and that's part
of why they went to him, because he was like,
you know, they needed someplace where they couldn't they could
be away from the prying AI that had control over
almost all technology. I mean, the big plot of it
is the AI has taken is in the process of
taking control of all the world's nuclear weapons, and once
(25:25):
it does.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
We are teaching machines to think.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
And once it does, it's going to just launch them
all to get rid of all human life so that
it can do I don't know what done. I have
some time to think. All that being said, these movies
have evolved into something that really just hinges on extended
stunt scenes, and there's two of them in here, and
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they are really fantastic. I was entertained because that's.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I know Tom Cruise is doing them well.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I don't know get I think that's part of it,
but I don't know. I don't know if you have
to do him that way, if you have to do
him that practical to make him feel that way, or
if knowing adds to it. I feel like you could
probably just do this with movie magic and I wouldn't know,
but they are great. Yeah, there's a diving scene where
(26:21):
he has to retrieve something from a submarine and he
when he opens the submarine, it starts filling with water
and then it just starts like tumbling around on the
ocean floor and threatens to like fall off a cliff
even deeper into the ocean with him inside of it.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Of course.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Yeah. And then there's the I think in the commercials
you've seen him on the biplane. That's the big scene
at the end where he actually chases somebody there in
a biplane. He commandeers a biplane and goes after him,
and then like jumps from his plane to the other
guy's plane and beats them up. Tommy, Yeah, not a
(27:01):
ton of running in this one.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Actually, you think Tom Cruise, which is greater Tom Cruise
running or Tom Hank's ping, Like how many movies.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Probably Tom Hanks ping, believe it or not.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I think so, Tom Cruise running is only a recent
phenomenon in the last couple of decades.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
There's only what, like how many of these Mission Impossible.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
It looks like the seventh one or some shit.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
I think it's more than that they stop numbering. Yes,
I don't know like it, certainly I can't really recommend it,
and I don't need to, because if you've seen every
other Mission Impossible movie enjoyed it, then like you're just
gonna watch this one. I can't really say don't watch it.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Well, to me, it's like why why get all the
way up.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
To the end. It's like, yes, you should fuck that girl,
but you shouldn't come.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Well, yeah, to me, what you just described like, if
you are invested in the story, you should watch this movie. Yeah,
because it resolves.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah, it does. It does resolve nicely. It's a nice
little It's just I don't know. I think the formula
has worn a little thin, and I think it's it's
time to definitely retire the Mission Impossible franchise as we
know it.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
And there's something else the Tom Cruise can do running.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Because it just it's almost comical. The exposition scenes, you know,
when they're everybody's gathered around a table somewhere and they
start talking about what's going on, how they got here
and what they're going to do next, and they all
do it like they're sharing. It's it's played like in
(28:39):
the Round, where it's basically one long speech of exposition.
It just changes hands like everybody's got a line, you know,
as it moves around, they're all thinking the same thing.
The improv game, right, Actually, that would be a great
it should if there's not a Mission Impossible style improv
game that would that they should totally be one where
(29:01):
you have to like, you know, somebody says, but if
we don't get there in time, then the US will
lose control over the nuclear weapons. And then somebody else
says yeah, and then it's goodbye planet.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Then see you later, poland what they do.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Then the third person. But if we get the key
to unlock it in time, and then a fourth person,
then we can uh prevent all this from happening and
contain the threat permanently.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
We have to put in the code.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Yep, thank you, seventh person.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Oh see Donald Trump's get me out of jail, y'all.
See Todd Christly got pardoned.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Todd Christly got pardoned. Yes, I heard he was going
to look at the uh what the the guys that
we're planning to kidnap Whitmer.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Oh I didn't hear that.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah, he was going to look into that, which actually
I support because those guys were fucking set up. I
don't know they were they were were they idiot rednecks
who you know, want to be militia types who can
be true could be a problem for this country. Yes,
but this is not how we take care of them.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
No, because what would wasn't an agent fucking entrapment through
and through.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
And I don't know why the FBI keeps getting away
with this other than they're just the FBI. Yeah, And
there's no arguing with them.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I just want to it's the best two years of
my life, Like fun of the season finale of the
show to be the last episode. Is him coming out
like that, you have to please.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yes, there's no way that guy is straight.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
There's no way there's southern dandy. But dude like he's
gonna have well over the edge of southern dandy.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah, he's going to have somebody that gets out of
the klank that comes stays with him for a little bit.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
He makes like Truman Capoti look like a fucking alpha male,
Like fucking liver king.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Did you say liver king?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Some dude on the internet who during COVID was claiming
he ate like fucking eliate was liver and he was
just jacked. No, it turns out he's doing steroids.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah, but it wasn't raw, was it? It was? God?
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Why was it?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Because fucking people are of course it was fucking because.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I stopped being surprised, like three or four years ago,
Like I just now like except of course that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, the raw liver made you jacked. It
also gave you that horrible acne.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
No, dude, like you go to the gym too. I go.
There's guys that you just look it's been they're our age,
you're older. It's like, dude, you're juicing.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Yeah, like, no, you are juicing this couple guys that
uh yeah, No, if you.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Look like an action it doesn't matter what age you are,
if you look like an action figure. Yeah, the puffed
out chest, you are fucking juicing.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
There's there's no there's only two ways that you get
a chest that big. Steroids and being drawn by Rob
lay Field. That's it. I think I'm back to a
morning program for my workout back today.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yeah, two weeks off.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
I took two weeks off too because of my back injury,
and I just wanted to get back into my yoga
routine and make sure that it was strong before I
started doing other shit at the gym. Without a strong back,
you can't build any other muscles.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I just physically can't do mornings right now. Yeah. The
mornings are for fall and winter.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Yeah, you got to bring you got to be out
there ern at that time at the crack of dawn.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yes, well, I think too with the new house that
may convert to home gym.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yep's. I found a bench. I'm not even try how
to work it. Actually, it's got like the the little
bar at the end of it. It's like a half
bench with a bar at the end of it, so
you can, like, I don't know, hook your feet onto
it or something.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Okay, yeah, like to sit up bench kind of like that.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
I haven't really played with it. I think there's a
couple of different things that I can do with it.
But we went, like I told you that, we went
garage sailing. So it was my youngest birthday. She turned
nineteen yesterday, and I got her a couple things, and
then I gave her cash. I was like, nineteen years old,
you know.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
What you Yeah, there's money, Yeah, buy some week.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
So I well, I bought her a vintage style Godzilla
poster that was really cool, and a figure of Hedora,
which is like the slime and garbage monster from the
Godzilla movies.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah, I know, you just told me what it is.
It still does make me notice, No, And.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Then said, I just gave her cash for us.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I told her.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
I was like, Okay, I'm just I'm just gonna give
you money for your birthday. And she's like really and
to like kind of sounded disappointed. But I stand by
my decision because it worked out really well.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
You're nineteen. I don't know what the fuck you like anymore.
You could like so many things now.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Well, like I do know what she likes. We hang
out all the time. I know, I know a lot
of people what she likes. I know our tastes. I
know our size and clothes. Like, I'm really good at
buying gifts for.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
You're nineteen and your taste changed like every day.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yeah, but you also have a room just packed full
of knick knacks, do Dads and Patty Wackx like just everything,
Like what else, what thing can I get you? Like
all these different you know, retro consoles, posters everywhere, little figurines,
(34:38):
just like all kinds of shit. I don't want to
get her something that's like, oh, that's really cool and
then it goes on the back of the shelf and
has never seen again. So yeah, like so we went
we went garage saleing and won a couple of different
other places. But she spent all that money while we
were out, and it was perfect because there's something about
that birthday money that it's not the money that you earned, right,
(35:00):
you feel like you want to do something.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Freebye, Yeah, it's found money. Right.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
So it's like we go shopping a lot, but we
don't buy a ton of shit, you know. We do
a lot of windows shop and we'll go to like
flea markets and stuff like that, garage sales, maybe pick
up a couple of things. But she was just like
on a spree and buying stuff that like she wouldn't
normally buy. But like fuck it, you know, like, like
(35:29):
I said, it's free money. She bought a about two
and a half foot tall Betty Boot statue that at
one time had a hand in its outstretched platter. I'm
it had a platter and it's outstretched hand.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Hey, you know there's six shit nowadays. Yeah, this could
be from the rob Zombie collection.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
And uh, and had like a big chunk of her
head and missed like right above the eye see, and
her head was like kind of split in half and
she was really dirty. And my daughter loved it.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Oop.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yeah, and the woman wanted forty for it. We talked
her down to thirty. It's it's a collectible, bitch, that's
in horrible shape.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Yeah, it's terrible shape. About ten bucks.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
But look, if we were out shopping, I'd be like,
you know, I would have bought that for you if
it was cheap. But there's no way I'm spending thirty
bucks on that, right, And she would have been like.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
I want that, that's enough. Would you take for it?
But I know how many.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Hours I have to work in order to make thirty
dollars and I just can't justify it. But with the
cash in hand there, the decision is made, and she
is very happy with it. She is thoroughly happy with
her purchase. She's cleaned it up, she's gonna glue its
head back together, She's gonna put something in its hand.
I'm not sure what I'm afraid to ask. Right, she's
(37:00):
an adult, she could put whatever she wants. Yeah, and
it's it's great. I mean, it's total it's creepy looking,
but it's it's a perfect mix of kitchen creep.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Also the name of a Rob forthcoming Rob Zombie album. Right,
kitchen Creep essentially his career kitchen like kitchen creep, kitchen creek.
That sounds like banging somebody in the kitchen. Yeah, that's
a good band name her on the kitchen creep.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Banging on the math. Oh, speaking about getting jacked and juice,
And did you hear about the enhanced Games the pro
doping Olympics that are proposed.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Oh, or they're just go, They're just go, go, not
to everybody, juice. Let's see what happens. Yeah, this is
Isn't this a Corolla? Didn't Corolla propose this?
Speaker 3 (37:54):
This sounds like a I think so, But it's coming
true because this is from Vice, which uh, I mean
still a news organization. I guess I know the Enhanced
Games are coming in twenty twenty six. Write it up
facsimile of a sports event will bring frighteningly jacked frames
and bounts of uncontrollable rage to Las Vegas. Well that's
(38:17):
here's it. You can't you can't know that that's going
to happen.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
There's a journalism from Vice. We knew, I mean, you loved.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
You can bet on it and probably win, but you
can't say that that's what's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Every article I ever read from vice just say this
is my opinion. This is my opinion. This is my opinion.
But continue.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Dozens of artificially muscle bound folks can compete to see
whose synthetic muscles reign supreme synthetic muscles. Synthetic muscles wouldn't work.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
No, you achieved them synthetically.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Yeah, muscles, real muscles. This is going to happen. Oh,
Memorial Day next year. Maybe I'll skip the festival and got.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
A year to start jusing. Oh yeah, I make the team.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Oh you're right, I could even compete.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah, is a senior division we can.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Be Yeah, I'm gonna be fifty. But shit with the uh.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
They all have age brackets. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
The Enhanced Games pitch themselves as a safer, more honest
alternative to the traditional Olympics. It promotes. Its promoters argue
that athletes are already doping in secret, so why not
come out of the closet with it. Maybe because it's
actually dangerous, right, it's not good for your health. Well,
(39:31):
I mean it's it does make people freak out.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Well, everything you just said also applies to being an
athlete in the NFL. But it's a choice. Yeah, like
the NFL you can tell the NFL. No, you can
tell the juiced games. No, you could you choose, you
could choose not to dope. I guess I should say.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yeah, organizers are promising the safest sporting event in history.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Well everyone is jacked injuiced.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Oh apparently they're going to be offering cash prizes too,
and none of these fucking medals.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah, how about something? Yeah? How about shit worth winning cash?
That's it.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
I want I want a picture of a guy that
looks like the Incredible Hawk. He can't talk the guy
I want. I want a picture of a guy looks
like the Incredible Hulk with a fucking pock marked face,
biting down on a lot of one hundreds on a podium.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
You do, You're in the mile in a minute thirty.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
You know how the fucking biting the metals thing like
that was a trend lately with the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah, yeah, it's dumb, but yes, someware.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
I think it's funny. But yeah, they just give you
a lot of cash and you bite it. But he
just ends up chewing.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Through it, right, I can use this the bottom.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
He just starts whipping it back and forth like it's
a chew toy like no down springing with the hose.
He's chewing through the.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Money punches the officials give me that.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
The finish line of all races, or just they'd knock
your ass out. You know, they got to shoot you
with the train dark they got cattle prods. They just
put your back in your cage until the next event.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
The shot putt. They're throwing it out of the stadium. Oh,
he got into the parking lot with that one.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Backers include guess who Donald Trump Junior.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Dana White, or Joe Rogan anywhere near this thing?
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Well, his seventeen eighty nine capital Is that his company?
What's seventeen eighty nine?
Speaker 2 (41:42):
It sounds like a rich guy LLC.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yeah, Peter Thiel is also involved.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Oh, the man who allegedly has a blood boy.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
It's this whole job is give me your young blood.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Yeah you remember SILICMB Valley. Yeah, Silicon Valley dude had
a blood boy. I think that came from And I
know Peter Field is actually in the show, but I
think I believe Peter Field is the guy that allegedly
has a blood boy.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Yeah, why is this happening? That's the This is the
summary for this news story quote unquote, why is Vice struggling? Why?
Why is this happening? Founder Aaron Desusa frames the Olympics, says,
dusty and outdated, a relic of European aristocrats. Enhanced, he claims,
is the third Olympiad, built for a future where innovation.
(42:30):
Trump's integrity and muscles are just another metric to optimize.
These are the kind of people who think that if
you're not cheating, you're not even trying. Scumbags essentially, and
we've given them the keys of the kingdom for some
fucking reason. What are you fucking talking about?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
This guy is insane. No, I understand his point. He's
saying the act. He's saying they all cheat and they
act like they don't. We're just saying we're dropping all pretense.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Uh No, that's not a quote from Aaron Desusa. That
is the author of the story calling the people who
are going to that are investing in this, uh enhanced
Olympics scumbags.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
In the story, I consider the source of cut and
he's also and.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
The keys to the Kingdom thing is a reference to
the fact that Donald Trump Junior is backing this, so
like somehow our president is now personally responsible as an
administration is responsible for this happening in the country.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Oh I've heard, dude, I've heard in the last year
that somehow fitness has become right wing. So whatever, Like
this is where we're at now.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Whether this is the future of sport or just another
dipshit maga world idea that will very publicly ship itself.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
I get it, your liberal Yes, you can't even fucking
I'm saying it once once people. This is kind of
a microcosm of like, once people start going into shit
like this, I now, like, if I thought you had
any good points, I now throw them out the window
because I view you as like compromised, right, Like, this
(44:13):
is the problem I've had for like the last decade.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Let me finish this sentence. Yes, I'm sorry, and I'm
going to do this as it's written, spelling errors and all.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Whether this is the future of sport or just another
dipshit maga world idea that will very publicly shit itself, well,
it's financial backers claim shitting yourself is cool now remains
to be seen, though the later is probably exactly what
will happen. There is no punctuation, and that learned about
commas homie. It's just a run on sentence that repeats
(44:48):
itself and has a spelling error. Yeah, and it's the
final sentence. It's a final paragraph of your article. Vice
is not doing so high?
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Hey, I prefruited proofread it. Geez, well that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Well, it's spelled correctly. L W E l L. It's
just that he meant to type. While Harrabo is recalling
some of its gummy bears, gross no for being contaminated
with thc.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Oh no, yeah, can we get can we recall them
over here?
Speaker 3 (45:24):
How are you going to dispose of them? Because I
have some ideas?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Yes, how do I sign up for the recalled items?
Speaker 3 (45:31):
This was in the Netherlands, of course, Yeah, don't have
to travel. And they've already recalled them all, so fund's over.
Several people, including multiple members of one family, reported feeling
unwell after eating from a one pound or one kilogram
pack of Hariboo Happy Cola Fizz pounds Yeah, one kilogram,
(45:53):
that's yeah, two pounds, that's a lot of It's a
lot of gummy bear. Didn't you a week gummy bears?
And you're mad about it? Come on, man, your mother
land just supposed to be cool. Yeah, but if you
don't know, I want it's like a surprise.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Yeah, spoke surprise, you're high.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
You know what's hilarious is like if I got those,
I would never know and.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
I would not tell Harry bow No, I would never know.
How would I know.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
I got if I smoked a joint or vape and
then ate a bunch of gummy bears, how would I
know that they were dosed? I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
I would just think that nothing could be on the couch.
Check and like, man, what's the strain? I'm getting this again?
Speaker 3 (46:40):
Maybe? Yeah, well, I mean it was a it wasn't
a high dose. It doesn't sound like reported dizzyness after
eating the sweets.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
They also reported music sounding really awesome. Yeah, and they
binge watched Family Guy.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
They also reported that if you watch The Wizard of
Oz and start Dark Side of the Moon at the
exact time that the credits said, yes.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
No, it was the second line. It was the second
roar of.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
The lion, the second roarer, Yeah, second roar of the Lion,
and the NVW A whatever that some Netherlands organization responsible
for overseeing these types of things said three packs were
found to be contaminated, but Harbo is recalling the entire
stock as a precaution. I don't know though, Like, how
(47:29):
does this happen?
Speaker 2 (47:30):
How do you just get like they are they made
in the same facility, right, I kind of doubt that
someone bringing some homemade hash oil and brought it too
close to the line. Like, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Someone let the escape going onto the assembly line. There's
a dude living in Japan that got busted for having
and smoking cannabis at his home in Okinawa. He is
a next pet I'm guessing a US civilian who I
don't know. He's in the military in some Fashion's somewhere
(48:03):
in here, but he's living in in Okinawa. So they
got busted. He's got a badass name, Shiloh Witcher. Ooh
Shiloh Witcher twenty six was given fourteen months in prison
with hard labor.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Dude. People have to understand United States has a border.
The laws of it do not apply outside of it. Yeah, Like,
just because we can smoke weed here doesn't mean the
world is our cannabis lounge. Ask Brittany Griner.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
Works as a food service foreman for the Army and
Air Force. Exchange service at Marine Corps Air Station Futata.
So he's a mess hall cook.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Yeah, food service yeh, foodservice guy's getting high hold on
I need to sit down right.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Actually, in the headline, for some reason, they refer to
him as aaf pizza worker.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
God, it just keeps it just keeps going.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
It keeps getting downgraded.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
No, just keep me like the stereotype just keeps going.
Was this a sublime and Bob Marley too? Like? Did
he have dreadlocks?
Speaker 3 (49:16):
The headline should be a AAFBS pizza worker found sober? Right,
fiddles were baffled when they found no THHC in his system,
which are purchased the marijuana through the telegram messaging app
and smoked it really the next morning.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Travel tip kids, you telegram to get weak he.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
Was or maybe not because okay, so so rested on
the night or you got you got the ship on
January seventh, smoked it early the next morning. He was
arrested at nine fifty three am that same day. So
maybe the telegram app is not as secure as one
might think.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
My question is was he in his house or was
he like in his yard or on his porch?
Speaker 3 (50:06):
Yeah, who's who's to know and if he smoked it
out on his porch or if he shares or if
he shares walls with somebody, which is very likely in Japan,
especially in the Yeah, in the cities, they're gonna smell it. Yeah, Yeah,
their neighbors are gonna smell it. And probably got the.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
Cops calling me one time. Yeah, because I had a
shared basement, like pretty much old and andy w anymore,
Like my friend came over smoked it and I'm just
here watching TV.
Speaker 3 (50:39):
Which are told the court he used marijuana due to
depression and said he feared being caught, but that addiction
settled in where I began to throw caution to the wind.
I think, I think you're trying to, like you throw
yourself at the mercy of the court.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Trying to get out of it. He's trying, Yeah, addiction.
Speaker 3 (50:58):
Yeah please, I was in the grip of addiction. No,
you're just jones in for some weed because you haven't
had any in a long ass time. Yeah. This tour
of Japan is turning out to be grueling. But oh
good news. He did have his sentence suspended, so as
long as he keeps his lungs clean for the next
(51:21):
year and a half or so, or until he's out
of there.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
He'll be he'll be good. It's a military lawyer.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
But yeah, Japan, not fucking around. No hard labor, not
just arrest you're ass for smoking, not just throw you
in jail for smoking, put you in a prison camp.
That's what fucking hard labor is.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
And it will grudge it. Huh. Yeah, we're going to
do now though.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
Hey, I know it's crazy here in the US too,
it's crazy everywhere, but we should be thankful for what
we have, and what we have is rather lax laws.
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Christopher Media. Let's make some noise from Asthma Core Studios
near Detroit, Michigan. It's the Weedsman Podcast. And now you
have smoked yourself retard.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You're the Weedsmen. Get Welcome to the Weedsman Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm Chris, I'm Aaron. We're back chilling on the couch.
Uh killing with that. We got the fat cat.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
That cat dog that chills Noodle.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
We got Noodle hanging out with us here. Noodle is
just going to be a fat cat. I don't know
what to do with that cat anymore. I've really tried
to control her diet. I've tried different types of food.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You'd like a cat treadmill.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
That's the next step I think is you get the
wat gym membership, you get the water treadmill, you know,
like the I don't know why the water, but I
guess that. I think that's more for like maybe like hyration. No, No,
they swim in it, you know what I mean. You've
seen them on the on the treadmill in the water before.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I have not.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
You've never seen this, Okay, No, so this is more
of a dog thing. If dogs have like maybe a
spinal injury or they are born with some kind of
deformation in their hind quarters, which sometimes happens anyway, if
they just have trouble walking, whether it's from defect or injury. Uh,
(01:29):
they'll put them on a treadmill that's submerged in water,
so the waters are like chest high on them and
it just helps keep them buoyant. Or you know the
same concepts that they put them in a harness and
so their legs just touch the treadmill. Just try and
get them moving.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
You take your cat for a walk, I could. That's
the other thing, the harness. Those are the two I've
seen them. I've seen people take their cats for a walk.
It boggles my mind. But it's a thing.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
That is a more plausible solution, certainly, and certainly a
cheaper one. She's been on a leash before and it.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Didn't go well.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
No. I let both her and her mother bass Noodle
and Bass. They were put on leashes and we took
them out into the backyard and they just like darted
under the car and I had to drag them out
of there. And they did not walk at all. They
just were like getting dragged around.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Dragging two cats. Yeah, neighbors are calling humane society.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I don't know. Maybe with some practice. I see, uh though,
there's one neighbor that.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Favor it and just let it loose through the house.
She'll get some exercise.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Then there's a there is a neighbor that I saw
with two cats on harnesses, but they were also in
uh a baby stroller, so odd. Yeah, so I think
the harnesses were just like in case they'd jump out
or you know, go after something. I don't know, why.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Would you put your cat in a stroll? I have
seen this phenomenon before.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, why, Yeah, I don't. I don't know. The cat
like the dogs, I almost get because the dogs, first
of all, they like being out. Second of all. It's
more like sometimes people just have to take their dogs
with them in places where they don't have a car
or something like that, and they're taking public transportation. And
if you got like like this dog Nico here, she
(03:23):
has a medium sized dog, right Greed, Yeah, like a
little bigger than a lap dog. Is a We did
I tell you about her breed? She's called an America
an American Eskimau we cover.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
That, yeah, and her breed is canceled.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah, so she's a she's a spitz and uh, you know,
we go for a walk, but we go down the
block and then we come back. And she's an older
dog too. Yeah, she's not like hustling the whole time.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
She's comes back in nap for four hours.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
She her primary concern is to sniff. She wants to
sniff everything. So it's not even like an exercise walk
for me. It's mostly just picking pots, picking spots to
stand around aimlessly up and down the block while I
let my dog sniff and look like she's going to
piss somewhere but can never find the right spot, and
(04:20):
then moves on. Maybe said she does a lot of
like she'll even get she'll start to like splay her
back legs a little bit and do that like wide
stance walk and slow down, and she'll do that for
like a whole stretch of wand and then go back
to walking normal. Like I wasn't feeling it. She's like
(04:41):
the you know, the helicopter or the airplane pilot that
will like go to touchdown.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
He's just like, nah, just keep circling.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, well back up, try it again. Wasn't a line right,
wind was too strong, But that person finding that Goldilocks alone.
That person is walking up down in front of my house.
I've seen her go back and forth. Now I don't
I don't think the mics are going to pick her
up though we can close the window. But I should like,
(05:10):
like I should complain. This is such a uh it's
such a quiet neighborhood. Mostly it's a chill neighborhood full
of people with untrained dogs, not that mine's trained.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
And apparently lawns that full of lawns your dog doesn't
want to pee on. Uh.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah, I think that people must think that my dog
is really well trained because she doesn't jump at and
go after other dogs like everybody's dogs in the neighborhood.
They just cross the street when they see each other.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You know.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
At any given point, there's like usually a dog or
two being walked on this block, and they always go
opposite each other because nobody has their dog trained. Ah,
and they just and it's not that they're going they're aggressive,
but they're just going wild, you know, and wants to
go say hi to the other dog or whatever. And
(06:03):
you don't know if the other dog is aggressive. You
just know that your dog's kind of a spas.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
No, your dog can't handle it shit and you're not
trying to get your dog killed to day.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, but my so, this dog is deaf and that's
why she doesn't If she doesn't spot a dog, she's
not gonna even know that the dog's there.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I know another deaf dog. Should we get them together
and hang out with.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
A deaf dog jam and a deaf dog def dog
comedy Jam she is. I think that's that's a big
reason why she likes going on the sniffing walks. They're
more I mean, it's a little bit to exercise her.
She's a because she's an older dog and she'll get
(06:46):
hip problems, so she doesn't get regular walks actually, but
it's mostly about It's like reading the newspaper, and she's
a thorough reader. She has to read the whole the newspaper,
you know. She has to find out what all the
dogs in the neighborhood are, where they're moving, how they're
moving about the neighborhood is.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah. Have I shot on to Salon before.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
We had a Memorial Day weekend? How was your Memorial Day?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Relaxing the fortieth birthday party and then did nothing for
two days and it was glorious.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, Mine was kind of the opposite.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
And I've tried like this new thing called not being
hungover after you drink. I recommend it like just getting
to a certain point and stopping, oh really, and then
just going I'm good, and then interesting, you know, buzz management,
and then just riding out the rest of the night,
making sure you can actually drive home and remember and
if you get pulled over, fine, right. Well, it was
(07:41):
more based of two for me. Right now, I get
one day off a week, and I was getting two.
And I did not want to be forced to Now
grand scheme of things I wasted it not real, but
you don't. You didn't. You don't want to be get
forced to waste it by feeling like shit by something
I did too much myself.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
It's the difference between having a day off of work
and a day off of work because you're sick. Right,
the day off of work because you're sick feels totally
wasted because even though you were just going to lay
around anyways, now you have to lay around and feel bad.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah, I guess it real wast got some QT with
the lady, so I mean, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I had a very busy Memorial Day weekend. We talked
about you know, techno Christmas?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yes, how'd that go? I didn't techno stand to bring
you everything you asked for. I took it rather easy.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I was still my back was still a little tender
for my recent injury at the gym. So it wasn't bad,
but I still wasn't you know. I was operating at
like seventy percent maybe, But I didn't go to as
much as I wanted to.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
What did you make it do? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I made it to the big party, not the festival,
but the the uh the No Way Back Party is
one of the bigger ones, and it's been going on
for I think almost as long as the festival itself,
and that's like a whole three day thing. But I
only made it to one day. Well, I guess it's
four days actually, because they do the Yeah, it's almost
(09:15):
continuous actually. So yeah, I went there for like four
and I must spend about five hours. I was there
from like one to six in the morning, and I
finally had to bail.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Fine, yeah six am. Sorry guys.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
My friend who is like I've known forever, he was
playing at seven thirty am.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
How long was this part?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Which, like I said, it's almost consistent it's almost constant,
I mean, which sounds like a shit spot. They're like, oh,
you got to be put on last, But that's actually
like he was like one of the headliners.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, I was was waking up getting some breakfast and
Grebs coffee.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Or still awake. They were still like I saw I
saw a footage of his set and there were still
a lot of people there at seven thirty A.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, that's a whole different world in life. Yeah, even that,
just everything you said just sounds tiring to me.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, that's not I mean, that's beyond even like the
rave culture that I'm used to in Detroit. You know
we would go out, Yeah, we would go out late,
but you know we might head out at like eleven
if we wanted to get there to see somebody at
you know, at midnight.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Still come home when it was dark and still you
might be skirting a line. If you see it up
a little longer, you'd see some sun.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
But generally the party was over by six.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yes, no, by six, you were home. I think most
times by five you were eating. By five, you were
ordering breakfast somewhere. You were at a coney sometimes type
of cony, maybe a ra horn.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Or at somebody's home or in a park or just
chilling in a car. But yeah, there was. I mean,
there's just tons of events going on all over the place,
and I wanted to make it out to More. There
was a great event that coincides with the festival at Menjo's,
which is a local gay club Meno still oh it's still.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah, like men being the operative word, yep. And yeah
it's not called women Joe's. No, it's called men Joe's.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
And it's called Club Toilet.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Oh. Boy.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
And a buddy of mine that I know from way back,
Carlos Is, he plays that usually did this year and
last year. So I went out to see him and
I was waiting in line. I got there late because
I knew that he was playing. I think there was
another one where I got there at like one o'clock
and there was still a considerable line out outside.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
You know. I'm like getting up to Pete at one
o'clock in the More, fucking.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Living it up, and the guys, the guys in front
of me, one of them was like, oh, I don't
know if I have it all in cash, and he's
counting out and he's like, got twenty forty Okay, he's
got sixty dollars. He's like, okay, I just got it.
But like, are they going to take card for the bar?
Because that's it? And I was like how much are
they taking at the door and they go fifty five
(12:23):
and I was like fifty five and they're like yeah,
but it's gonna be worth it.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I'm like, oh, worth it for a party?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah, fifty five.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Dude, drugs, come hand me a pill at the door.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Well they did. It was excellent, DJs. It was three rooms.
And also that is like where I mean they added
feature for many of the people. There is the fact
that this is where all the gay people go that
come to the festival, and this is the after party
for the gays.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
So fifty five it'll be worth it. That is a
very relative and subjective term.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah, Like yeah, I was like, I came here to
see two d d Days, both of whom I know
and I've seen them play a lot and it would
be fun to see them.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
But I didn't listenship. It's not worth fifty five dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Right, I don't know them well enough that I would
like hit him up for for a ticket, because especially
at this time where like everybody's probably hitting them up
for tickets. I got an admission because my buddy that
was playing the party, he put me on the list
for that, So luckily I didn't have to pay for that.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
You're like, you know, I could pay fifty five dollars
and see the cure like in a month or two.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Like, right, yes, John Spencer was playing that same Right,
I could have gone and seen John Spencer Blues Explosion
for forty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
And then that would be worth it.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
It would have been weird, and I should have done.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
People don't know who he is. Yes, that is a
relative and subjective term.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah, it is all relative and subjective. Yes, So I
bailed on that. I was like, all right, fuck it,
as you should have. Yeah, I went back home.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
No pati health dollars to get into a party, young people.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Into a club into like that's if anybody is from
the Detroit area, dos like fifty five dollars to get
into Mendos. I'm not even saying that like derisively. It's
a gay club. I have no, I've been to Mendos
plenty of times, but it's a fucking shithole.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
It's like right there, like does a hand job come
with admission to the party if you're gay, Like, oh
you're gay, bonus for you guys. Get you.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I'm sure I could have gotten one that wasn't the issue. Sure, yeah,
I could, you know, and you make a fair point,
I could have, you know, factored that in I'd be thinking, like.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Do you give me a hit of acid? I'm going
into the party right for fifty five dollars.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
I was lucky enough this year to procure my drugs
ahead of time. I got some mushrooms that were crushed
up and and put into capsules so they're very easy
to swallow without having to, you know, gag on the taste.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Or I got a couple buddies that in peanut butter
extoleh the goodness of mushroom chocolates. Yeah, yeah, that's what
they did.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Did you see Well, you don't watch the studio, did you?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yeah, it's really good and mushroom chocolates play a pivotal
role in the two part finale.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I think I am personally to the point where I
could do mushrooms again and I wouldn't like flip out in.
I think mentally I'm in a good place. I could
do some mushrooms and enjoy them.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah. So I was at a barbecue on Friday that
was kind of for all the people that were a
lot of the people that were coming in town for
the festival. They you know, always get together at Buddy's house.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Seventy five dollars.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
No, it was free, excellent food and uh and somebody
there had had they had some they had these pills
that they just gave me because they like sell they
sell mushrooms, and you know, I asked him like, oh, yeah,
I didn't know that you sell like how much and
he's like, oh, usually it's I think it was like
seventy five and ounce I'm like, I don't need to like,
(16:22):
it's just me. Yeah, no, I'm just like, yeah, not
that Yeah. So he's like oh yeah, fine. He's like
pulls like eight pills out of his pocket and he's
just there's he goes, let's see one of these is two,
so this is four, and they five to sixteen, and
he like he's like rattling off numbers and I'm like, okay, dude,
(16:43):
I'm like I'll just keep taking them until I feel
what I want. I have no idea how this math
breaks down, but it was. It was actually quite a
mild experience. I had eight of these little pills. I
think it was.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I think it was.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
What he was saying was like two grams of like
crushed up mushrooms and he one. So that seems like
a lot. It's like sixteen grams.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Right, and that's a half. You took a half of mushrooms.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
It couldn't have been a half. That's what I thought
it was, right, So I had eight pills. I took
four of them before I went into the party. It
was real slow kicking in and it was never really
that intense. And after like think about two hours now
it was about an hour and a half, about an
(17:27):
hour and a half, I kind of felt like, I
don't think it's getting any better than this. And it
was just it was very vibey, you know, it wasn't.
I wasn't. Colors were a little bit more intense, and
you know, a sound was a little bit echoy, But
that was it there. And there was no like anxiety
(17:49):
or like that even a good trip, like the onset
of a strong trip that you'll have that like you
get like that spike of adrenaline, you know where you're like,
we're going over the roller coasters, going over the hump, yes,
you know, and it could be a good thing or
a bad thing, and that's what the anxiety. I didn't
even feel that. I never got to that point, like
(18:09):
I felt like I was going to go over the edge.
So I took the other four and it just kind
of extended what I had and that was it. And
you know, it lasted me is long. I mean I
wouldn't have lasted at that party any more than five
hours anyway, and.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Hard on noon.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Well you know if I I'm sure a lot of
people that were there they had slept all.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Day, right they know, Yeah, they prepared.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Yeah, I it was my youngest birthday, well not on
that day, but it was the best day available. I
had to like spend with her, so I was like,
we're gonna, you know, do your birthday. So I was
out all day. Like we went we went to garage sales,
We went out to eat Red Robin. We went to
(18:54):
see a movie fucking three hour long and possible. It's
an impossible movie.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Any good.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, you know, my daughter's review is kind of boring
and I felt bad, but she wants she picked it.
Like we looked at all the movies. She's like, I
kind of want to see that Mission Impossible. I'm like,
you know who you're talking to, Like yeah, And I
even tried to talk her out of him, Like this
is like the last movie in a whole series of it,
and I'm sure they're going to do a lot of
(19:22):
They're not going to just like jump right into it
because it kind of picks off, it picks up right
after the last movie, but they I mean, the first
fifteen minutes of it are just like, here's what's happening
really previously on.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Mission Impossible, just Tom Cruise running, Yeah I did.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I mean there was literally like a whole there was
a whole voice over of not Tom Cruise, thankfully, but
somebody the I forget. The guy is Isa High Morales
that plays the villain in that one, but he is, uh,
you've done all this and that and you survived and
you know this is all like it's basically everything that's
(20:04):
happened in all these Mission Impossible movies is now all
tied together by this last movie, which is kind of fun,
but I don't know, it's so contrived because you know,
it's not true. It's not even like you know, people
can claim that, you know, oh, Star Wars is there's
always been this epic story and that's why it was
(20:26):
part what Part four is where he started this story
because there was others and you know.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
And he had it all in his head.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
No, he didn't. It was part four because he liked
the but he liked the Buck Rogers serials at the
movies when he went, and you were always catching it
at some random act the cereals where they were like,
you know, a little like it would be like a
ten minute little mini movie that played before or in
between the regular movies.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
And yeah, so you would go to the movie and
you'd see.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Like, oh, they're going to show a buck Rod but
it's going to be one part of a twelve part
story and you don't know what it is. Yeah, and
so you come in it's like part six. You're like, okay,
fuck it, here we go.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Okay, I have to stop the other day. By the way, Yeah,
we're like ten years out right, seven, eight and nine.
We're a fucking mess. Right Oh yeah, like just like
just all over oh sure, like at least the first
at least the prequels, there's like a cohesive like story
running through all three.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Yes, no, you know, the people are looking at the
prequels in a new light now, not totally praising them,
but people have, people still have. I mean, the Revenge
of the Sith just went back in the theaters, and.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
It's like it's something like do we do we? Did
we ever really get a definitive answer on who Rey is?
Like it's still like open ended, like if you had
this chicken all three.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Movies and I couldn't care either.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, hey, you don't give a fucking be like who
is she? What purpose does she say?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Is she a skywalker or not? Who fuck cares if
she's a skywalker or not? I don't know. You know,
it's not it's nothing against like the character itself or
Daisy Ridley, even who I think is great. It's just
the way she was written. It's there was nothing, Yeah,
there was nothing there to relate to. She was a
fucking Disney princess. You know, she like wished and her
(22:23):
dream came true. That's her fucking story.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
They ruined Luke fucking.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
I kind of I liked Luke's story, dude, but anyway, no.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
But well, the worst scene ever, the fucking shoulder scene, dude,
fucking that is that. I openly laughed in the theater scene.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
It's ridiculous. I agree. Oh so the Mission Impossible movies,
you know this idea that like, oh yeah, remember that
thing that you stole when you so what was it
the third one I think where he'd does the like
dive down into the room where he's hanging suspended. It
was a real famous scene that everybody.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
The last one I actually saw.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Yeah, where he's all in he's all in black and
he's like he's like suspends himself because everything there's a
pressure plates in the room and all that. So that
thing that he stole was was basically tied to this
artificial intelligence and like you know, basically saying like all
the things that you've done that you thought were you
(23:31):
were doing to save the world were really just because
I was manipulating you to do these things. You were
always doing the things that I wanted you to oh
this mastermind. Yeah, So I mean that's just kind of
a little eye rolly. It's still it was kind of
cool because they actually do bring back the guy who
plays the the computer guy that was in the room, right,
(23:55):
So in that scene he dropped at the before when
he's really himself up. He spins out of control momentarily
and his knife falls out and it falls into the
dusk point down and he doesn't have time to retrieve it,
so he just leaves. So the guy that was sitting
at the computer desks that got up to go get
(24:18):
a sandwich comes back and sees this knife just sitting there,
and he's like, what the fuck? That guy comes back
and he actually has to like sandwhich guy yeah, like
and he was, oh, I don't know, Like he was
working on this part of the program that was related
to this AI that's now trying to take over the world,
(24:39):
and he got fired because of the break in. He
got fired because of Tom Cruise's character. They find him
living like I think it's in Alaska. He's living in
a hut, married to a Native woman.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
So I don't know, like did they do the whole
Alaska trope? Did they? Was he fishing? Do they have
a beard? Was he inflannel? Yes?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
The Alaska out yep. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
He was like completely off the grid, and that's part
of why they went to him, because he was like,
you know, they needed someplace where they couldn't they could
be away from the prying AI that had control over
almost all technology. I mean, the big plot of it
is the AI has taken is in the process of
taking control of all the world's nuclear weapons, and once
(25:25):
it does.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
We are teaching machines to think.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
And once it does, it's going to just launch them
all to get rid of all human life so that
it can do I don't know what done. I have
some time to think. All that being said, these movies
have evolved into something that really just hinges on extended
stunt scenes, and there's two of them in here, and
(25:50):
they are really fantastic. I was entertained because that's.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I know Tom Cruise is doing them well.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I don't know get I think that's part of it,
but I don't know. I don't know if you have
to do him that way, if you have to do
him that practical to make him feel that way, or
if knowing adds to it. I feel like you could
probably just do this with movie magic and I wouldn't know,
but they are great. Yeah, there's a diving scene where
(26:21):
he has to retrieve something from a submarine and he
when he opens the submarine, it starts filling with water
and then it just starts like tumbling around on the
ocean floor and threatens to like fall off a cliff
even deeper into the ocean with him inside of it.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Of course.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Yeah. And then there's the I think in the commercials
you've seen him on the biplane. That's the big scene
at the end where he actually chases somebody there in
a biplane. He commandeers a biplane and goes after him,
and then like jumps from his plane to the other
guy's plane and beats them up. Tommy, Yeah, not a
(27:01):
ton of running in this one.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Actually, you think Tom Cruise, which is greater Tom Cruise
running or Tom Hank's ping, Like how many movies.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Probably Tom Hanks ping, believe it or not.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I think so, Tom Cruise running is only a recent
phenomenon in the last couple of decades.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
There's only what, like how many of these Mission Impossible.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
It looks like the seventh one or some shit.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
I think it's more than that they stop numbering. Yes,
I don't know like it, certainly I can't really recommend it,
and I don't need to, because if you've seen every
other Mission Impossible movie enjoyed it, then like you're just
gonna watch this one. I can't really say don't watch it.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Well, to me, it's like why why get all the
way up.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
To the end. It's like, yes, you should fuck that girl,
but you shouldn't come.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Well, yeah, to me, what you just described like, if
you are invested in the story, you should watch this movie. Yeah,
because it resolves.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah, it does. It does resolve nicely. It's a nice
little It's just I don't know. I think the formula
has worn a little thin, and I think it's it's
time to definitely retire the Mission Impossible franchise as we
know it.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
And there's something else the Tom Cruise can do running.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Because it just it's almost comical. The exposition scenes, you know,
when they're everybody's gathered around a table somewhere and they
start talking about what's going on, how they got here
and what they're going to do next, and they all
do it like they're sharing. It's it's played like in
(28:39):
the Round, where it's basically one long speech of exposition.
It just changes hands like everybody's got a line, you know,
as it moves around, they're all thinking the same thing.
The improv game, right, Actually, that would be a great
it should if there's not a Mission Impossible style improv
game that would that they should totally be one where
(29:01):
you have to like, you know, somebody says, but if
we don't get there in time, then the US will
lose control over the nuclear weapons. And then somebody else
says yeah, and then it's goodbye planet.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Then see you later, poland what they do.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Then the third person. But if we get the key
to unlock it in time, and then a fourth person,
then we can uh prevent all this from happening and
contain the threat permanently.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
We have to put in the code.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Yep, thank you, seventh person.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Oh see Donald Trump's get me out of jail, y'all.
See Todd Christly got pardoned.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Todd Christly got pardoned. Yes, I heard he was going
to look at the uh what the the guys that
we're planning to kidnap Whitmer.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Oh I didn't hear that.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah, he was going to look into that, which actually
I support because those guys were fucking set up. I
don't know they were they were were they idiot rednecks
who you know, want to be militia types who can
be true could be a problem for this country. Yes,
but this is not how we take care of them.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
No, because what would wasn't an agent fucking entrapment through
and through.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
And I don't know why the FBI keeps getting away
with this other than they're just the FBI. Yeah, And
there's no arguing with them.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I just want to it's the best two years of
my life, Like fun of the season finale of the
show to be the last episode. Is him coming out
like that, you have to please.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yes, there's no way that guy is straight.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
There's no way there's southern dandy. But dude like he's
gonna have well over the edge of southern dandy.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah, he's going to have somebody that gets out of
the klank that comes stays with him for a little bit.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
He makes like Truman Capoti look like a fucking alpha male,
Like fucking liver king.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Did you say liver king?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Some dude on the internet who during COVID was claiming
he ate like fucking eliate was liver and he was
just jacked. No, it turns out he's doing steroids.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah, but it wasn't raw, was it? It was? God?
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Why was it?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Because fucking people are of course it was fucking because.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I stopped being surprised, like three or four years ago,
Like I just now like except of course that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, the raw liver made you jacked. It
also gave you that horrible acne.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
No, dude, like you go to the gym too. I go.
There's guys that you just look it's been they're our age,
you're older. It's like, dude, you're juicing.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Yeah, like, no, you are juicing this couple guys that
uh yeah, No, if you.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Look like an action it doesn't matter what age you are,
if you look like an action figure. Yeah, the puffed
out chest, you are fucking juicing.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
There's there's no there's only two ways that you get
a chest that big. Steroids and being drawn by Rob
lay Field. That's it. I think I'm back to a
morning program for my workout back today.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yeah, two weeks off.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
I took two weeks off too because of my back injury,
and I just wanted to get back into my yoga
routine and make sure that it was strong before I
started doing other shit at the gym. Without a strong back,
you can't build any other muscles.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I just physically can't do mornings right now. Yeah. The
mornings are for fall and winter.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Yeah, you got to bring you got to be out
there ern at that time at the crack of dawn.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yes, well, I think too with the new house that
may convert to home gym.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yep's. I found a bench. I'm not even try how
to work it. Actually, it's got like the the little
bar at the end of it. It's like a half
bench with a bar at the end of it, so
you can, like, I don't know, hook your feet onto
it or something.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Okay, yeah, like to sit up bench kind of like that.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
I haven't really played with it. I think there's a
couple of different things that I can do with it.
But we went, like I told you that, we went
garage sailing. So it was my youngest birthday. She turned
nineteen yesterday, and I got her a couple things, and
then I gave her cash. I was like, nineteen years old,
you know.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
What you Yeah, there's money, Yeah, buy some week.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
So I well, I bought her a vintage style Godzilla
poster that was really cool, and a figure of Hedora,
which is like the slime and garbage monster from the
Godzilla movies.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah, I know, you just told me what it is.
It still does make me notice, No, And.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Then said, I just gave her cash for us.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I told her.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
I was like, Okay, I'm just I'm just gonna give
you money for your birthday. And she's like really and
to like kind of sounded disappointed. But I stand by
my decision because it worked out really well.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
You're nineteen. I don't know what the fuck you like anymore.
You could like so many things now.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Well, like I do know what she likes. We hang
out all the time. I know, I know a lot
of people what she likes. I know our tastes. I
know our size and clothes. Like, I'm really good at
buying gifts for.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
You're nineteen and your taste changed like every day.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yeah, but you also have a room just packed full
of knick knacks, do Dads and Patty Wackx like just everything,
Like what else, what thing can I get you? Like
all these different you know, retro consoles, posters everywhere, little figurines,
(34:38):
just like all kinds of shit. I don't want to
get her something that's like, oh, that's really cool and
then it goes on the back of the shelf and
has never seen again. So yeah, like so we went
we went garage saleing and won a couple of different
other places. But she spent all that money while we
were out, and it was perfect because there's something about
that birthday money that it's not the money that you earned, right,
(35:00):
you feel like you want to do something.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Freebye, Yeah, it's found money. Right.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
So it's like we go shopping a lot, but we
don't buy a ton of shit, you know. We do
a lot of windows shop and we'll go to like
flea markets and stuff like that, garage sales, maybe pick
up a couple of things. But she was just like
on a spree and buying stuff that like she wouldn't
normally buy. But like fuck it, you know, like, like
(35:29):
I said, it's free money. She bought a about two
and a half foot tall Betty Boot statue that at
one time had a hand in its outstretched platter. I'm
it had a platter and it's outstretched hand.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Hey, you know there's six shit nowadays. Yeah, this could
be from the rob Zombie collection.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
And uh, and had like a big chunk of her
head and missed like right above the eye see, and
her head was like kind of split in half and
she was really dirty. And my daughter loved it.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Oop.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yeah, and the woman wanted forty for it. We talked
her down to thirty. It's it's a collectible, bitch, that's
in horrible shape.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Yeah, it's terrible shape. About ten bucks.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
But look, if we were out shopping, I'd be like,
you know, I would have bought that for you if
it was cheap. But there's no way I'm spending thirty
bucks on that, right, And she would have been like.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
I want that, that's enough. Would you take for it?
But I know how many.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Hours I have to work in order to make thirty
dollars and I just can't justify it. But with the
cash in hand there, the decision is made, and she
is very happy with it. She is thoroughly happy with
her purchase. She's cleaned it up, she's gonna glue its
head back together, She's gonna put something in its hand.
I'm not sure what I'm afraid to ask. Right, she's
(37:00):
an adult, she could put whatever she wants. Yeah, and
it's it's great. I mean, it's total it's creepy looking,
but it's it's a perfect mix of kitchen creep.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Also the name of a Rob forthcoming Rob Zombie album. Right,
kitchen Creep essentially his career kitchen like kitchen creep, kitchen creek.
That sounds like banging somebody in the kitchen. Yeah, that's
a good band name her on the kitchen creep.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Banging on the math. Oh, speaking about getting jacked and juice,
And did you hear about the enhanced Games the pro
doping Olympics that are proposed.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Oh, or they're just go, They're just go, go, not
to everybody, juice. Let's see what happens. Yeah, this is
Isn't this a Corolla? Didn't Corolla propose this?
Speaker 3 (37:54):
This sounds like a I think so, But it's coming
true because this is from Vice, which uh, I mean
still a news organization. I guess I know the Enhanced
Games are coming in twenty twenty six. Write it up
facsimile of a sports event will bring frighteningly jacked frames
and bounts of uncontrollable rage to Las Vegas. Well that's
(38:17):
here's it. You can't you can't know that that's going
to happen.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
There's a journalism from Vice. We knew, I mean, you loved.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
You can bet on it and probably win, but you
can't say that that's what's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Every article I ever read from vice just say this
is my opinion. This is my opinion. This is my opinion.
But continue.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Dozens of artificially muscle bound folks can compete to see
whose synthetic muscles reign supreme synthetic muscles. Synthetic muscles wouldn't work.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
No, you achieved them synthetically.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Yeah, muscles, real muscles. This is going to happen. Oh,
Memorial Day next year. Maybe I'll skip the festival and got.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
A year to start jusing. Oh yeah, I make the team.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Oh you're right, I could even compete.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah, is a senior division we can.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Be Yeah, I'm gonna be fifty. But shit with the uh.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
They all have age brackets. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
The Enhanced Games pitch themselves as a safer, more honest
alternative to the traditional Olympics. It promotes. Its promoters argue
that athletes are already doping in secret, so why not
come out of the closet with it. Maybe because it's
actually dangerous, right, it's not good for your health. Well,
(39:31):
I mean it's it does make people freak out.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Well, everything you just said also applies to being an
athlete in the NFL. But it's a choice. Yeah, like
the NFL you can tell the NFL. No, you can
tell the juiced games. No, you could you choose, you
could choose not to dope. I guess I should say.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yeah, organizers are promising the safest sporting event in history.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Well everyone is jacked injuiced.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Oh apparently they're going to be offering cash prizes too,
and none of these fucking medals.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah, how about something? Yeah? How about shit worth winning cash?
That's it.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
I want I want a picture of a guy that
looks like the Incredible Hawk. He can't talk the guy
I want. I want a picture of a guy looks
like the Incredible Hulk with a fucking pock marked face,
biting down on a lot of one hundreds on a podium.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
You do, You're in the mile in a minute thirty.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
You know how the fucking biting the metals thing like
that was a trend lately with the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah, yeah, it's dumb, but yes, someware.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
I think it's funny. But yeah, they just give you
a lot of cash and you bite it. But he
just ends up chewing.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Through it, right, I can use this the bottom.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
He just starts whipping it back and forth like it's
a chew toy like no down springing with the hose.
He's chewing through the.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Money punches the officials give me that.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
The finish line of all races, or just they'd knock
your ass out. You know, they got to shoot you
with the train dark they got cattle prods. They just
put your back in your cage until the next event.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
The shot putt. They're throwing it out of the stadium. Oh,
he got into the parking lot with that one.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Backers include guess who Donald Trump Junior.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Dana White, or Joe Rogan anywhere near this thing?
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Well, his seventeen eighty nine capital Is that his company?
What's seventeen eighty nine?
Speaker 2 (41:42):
It sounds like a rich guy LLC.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yeah, Peter Thiel is also involved.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Oh, the man who allegedly has a blood boy.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
It's this whole job is give me your young blood.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Yeah you remember SILICMB Valley. Yeah, Silicon Valley dude had
a blood boy. I think that came from And I
know Peter Field is actually in the show, but I
think I believe Peter Field is the guy that allegedly
has a blood boy.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Yeah, why is this happening? That's the This is the
summary for this news story quote unquote, why is Vice struggling? Why?
Why is this happening? Founder Aaron Desusa frames the Olympics, says,
dusty and outdated, a relic of European aristocrats. Enhanced, he claims,
is the third Olympiad, built for a future where innovation.
(42:30):
Trump's integrity and muscles are just another metric to optimize.
These are the kind of people who think that if
you're not cheating, you're not even trying. Scumbags essentially, and
we've given them the keys of the kingdom for some
fucking reason. What are you fucking talking about?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
This guy is insane. No, I understand his point. He's
saying the act. He's saying they all cheat and they
act like they don't. We're just saying we're dropping all pretense.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Uh No, that's not a quote from Aaron Desusa. That
is the author of the story calling the people who
are going to that are investing in this, uh enhanced
Olympics scumbags.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
In the story, I consider the source of cut and
he's also and.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
The keys to the Kingdom thing is a reference to
the fact that Donald Trump Junior is backing this, so
like somehow our president is now personally responsible as an
administration is responsible for this happening in the country.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Oh I've heard, dude, I've heard in the last year
that somehow fitness has become right wing. So whatever, Like
this is where we're at now.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Whether this is the future of sport or just another
dipshit maga world idea that will very publicly ship itself.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
I get it, your liberal Yes, you can't even fucking
I'm saying it once once people. This is kind of
a microcosm of like, once people start going into shit
like this, I now, like, if I thought you had
any good points, I now throw them out the window
because I view you as like compromised, right, Like, this
(44:13):
is the problem I've had for like the last decade.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Let me finish this sentence. Yes, I'm sorry, and I'm
going to do this as it's written, spelling errors and all.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Whether this is the future of sport or just another
dipshit maga world idea that will very publicly shit itself, well,
it's financial backers claim shitting yourself is cool now remains
to be seen, though the later is probably exactly what
will happen. There is no punctuation, and that learned about
commas homie. It's just a run on sentence that repeats
(44:48):
itself and has a spelling error. Yeah, and it's the
final sentence. It's a final paragraph of your article. Vice
is not doing so high?
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Hey, I prefruited proofread it. Geez, well that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Well, it's spelled correctly. L W E l L. It's
just that he meant to type. While Harrabo is recalling
some of its gummy bears, gross no for being contaminated
with thc.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Oh no, yeah, can we get can we recall them
over here?
Speaker 3 (45:24):
How are you going to dispose of them? Because I
have some ideas?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Yes, how do I sign up for the recalled items?
Speaker 3 (45:31):
This was in the Netherlands, of course, Yeah, don't have
to travel. And they've already recalled them all, so fund's over.
Several people, including multiple members of one family, reported feeling
unwell after eating from a one pound or one kilogram
pack of Hariboo Happy Cola Fizz pounds Yeah, one kilogram,
(45:53):
that's yeah, two pounds, that's a lot of It's a
lot of gummy bear. Didn't you a week gummy bears?
And you're mad about it? Come on, man, your mother
land just supposed to be cool. Yeah, but if you
don't know, I want it's like a surprise.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Yeah, spoke surprise, you're high.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
You know what's hilarious is like if I got those,
I would never know and.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
I would not tell Harry bow No, I would never know.
How would I know.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
I got if I smoked a joint or vape and
then ate a bunch of gummy bears, how would I
know that they were dosed? I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
I would just think that nothing could be on the couch.
Check and like, man, what's the strain? I'm getting this again?
Speaker 3 (46:40):
Maybe? Yeah, well, I mean it was a it wasn't
a high dose. It doesn't sound like reported dizzyness after
eating the sweets.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
They also reported music sounding really awesome. Yeah, and they
binge watched Family Guy.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
They also reported that if you watch The Wizard of
Oz and start Dark Side of the Moon at the
exact time that the credits said, yes.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
No, it was the second line. It was the second
roar of.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
The lion, the second roarer, Yeah, second roar of the Lion,
and the NVW A whatever that some Netherlands organization responsible
for overseeing these types of things said three packs were
found to be contaminated, but Harbo is recalling the entire
stock as a precaution. I don't know though, Like, how
(47:29):
does this happen?
Speaker 2 (47:30):
How do you just get like they are they made
in the same facility, right, I kind of doubt that
someone bringing some homemade hash oil and brought it too
close to the line. Like, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Someone let the escape going onto the assembly line. There's
a dude living in Japan that got busted for having
and smoking cannabis at his home in Okinawa. He is
a next pet I'm guessing a US civilian who I
don't know. He's in the military in some Fashion's somewhere
(48:03):
in here, but he's living in in Okinawa. So they
got busted. He's got a badass name, Shiloh Witcher. Ooh
Shiloh Witcher twenty six was given fourteen months in prison
with hard labor.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Dude. People have to understand United States has a border.
The laws of it do not apply outside of it. Yeah, Like,
just because we can smoke weed here doesn't mean the
world is our cannabis lounge. Ask Brittany Griner.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
Works as a food service foreman for the Army and
Air Force. Exchange service at Marine Corps Air Station Futata.
So he's a mess hall cook.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Yeah, food service yeh, foodservice guy's getting high hold on
I need to sit down right.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Actually, in the headline, for some reason, they refer to
him as aaf pizza worker.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
God, it just keeps it just keeps going.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
It keeps getting downgraded.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
No, just keep me like the stereotype just keeps going.
Was this a sublime and Bob Marley too? Like? Did
he have dreadlocks?
Speaker 3 (49:16):
The headline should be a AAFBS pizza worker found sober? Right,
fiddles were baffled when they found no THHC in his system,
which are purchased the marijuana through the telegram messaging app
and smoked it really the next morning.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Travel tip kids, you telegram to get weak he.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
Was or maybe not because okay, so so rested on
the night or you got you got the ship on
January seventh, smoked it early the next morning. He was
arrested at nine fifty three am that same day. So
maybe the telegram app is not as secure as one
might think.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
My question is was he in his house or was
he like in his yard or on his porch?
Speaker 3 (50:06):
Yeah, who's who's to know and if he smoked it
out on his porch or if he shares or if
he shares walls with somebody, which is very likely in Japan,
especially in the Yeah, in the cities, they're gonna smell it. Yeah, Yeah,
their neighbors are gonna smell it. And probably got the.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
Cops calling me one time. Yeah, because I had a
shared basement, like pretty much old and andy w anymore,
Like my friend came over smoked it and I'm just
here watching TV.
Speaker 3 (50:39):
Which are told the court he used marijuana due to
depression and said he feared being caught, but that addiction
settled in where I began to throw caution to the wind.
I think, I think you're trying to, like you throw
yourself at the mercy of the court.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Trying to get out of it. He's trying, Yeah, addiction.
Speaker 3 (50:58):
Yeah please, I was in the grip of addiction. No,
you're just jones in for some weed because you haven't
had any in a long ass time. Yeah. This tour
of Japan is turning out to be grueling. But oh
good news. He did have his sentence suspended, so as
long as he keeps his lungs clean for the next
(51:21):
year and a half or so, or until he's out
of there.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
He'll be he'll be good. It's a military lawyer.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
But yeah, Japan, not fucking around. No hard labor, not
just arrest you're ass for smoking, not just throw you
in jail for smoking, put you in a prison camp.
That's what fucking hard labor is.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
And it will grudge it. Huh. Yeah, we're going to
do now though.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
Hey, I know it's crazy here in the US too,
it's crazy everywhere, but we should be thankful for what
we have, and what we have is rather lax laws.
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On relative people, drugs, cultural.
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Relative relative anyways, until next week.
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