March 25, 2025 • 59 mins
On this week's show Chris and Aaron talk about: a new computer audio interface for the studio, themed pornos, technology, Silent Bob meets the Archies, Paradise on Hulu, top presidents of tv and film. Please follow us on Twitter @TheWeedsmen420, Instagram @TheWeedsmenPotcast, and on Facebook at Facebook.com/TheWeedsmenPotcast/ Download the rest of our shows at ChristopherMedia.net
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christopher Media. Let's make some noise from Asthma Core Studios
near Detroit, Michigan. It's the Weedsman Podcast. And now you
have smoked yourself retarded.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
He're the Weedsmen. You want to get hot? Welcome to
the Weedsman Podcast. I'm Chris, I'm Aaron.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Welcome back.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I mean we're in full luxurious audio this week again, listen,
have no idea of it for us. It's a better
experience than last week.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, I mean, well, so like fingers crossed, where this
is actually regardless of how this goes, just late the
last episode, this is gonna be the beginning of this episode.
So we're gonna plow through it no matter what. But
so far sounds fantastic right on, and it just feels
(00:57):
good to be able to connect a bunch of shit
together and have it work. Right.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Is that the audio engineer's credo, And it is good
to connect a bunch of shit together and have it
work well.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Look so like I had to fiddle with the interface.
We switched out the interface and I had to fiddle
with that a little bit, but that came together once
I got my head around it. It's a little different
than a traditional interface, and it's also outdated, so it's
still working. But the mixer loop back for monitoring your
(01:32):
channel that I drew out on paper and brought in.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I think I saw that on social media.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Did I posted that one just as a little puzzle,
you know? Somebody posted in response to it what it was?
A skinny puppy layout for their live shows that had
a similar It was like boxes with shit written on
it and arrows. And then but also I had a
picture of the two of them like standing there smoking
(01:58):
cigarettes or something like that, and.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
So you you were like, hey, you're a close ish, like,
you know what it is? Kind of No, it's the
audio arena.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
No, I think they knew what it was. It was
just it visually it looked very similar to what I
had posted. It was a look alike more than conceptual. Yeah,
it's a new, new old interface. I had to well,
considering that it wasn't really super compatible with my Mac
computer that I used for music, I decided to buy
(02:32):
a new interface for the Mac that was designed more
for the Mac and bring this one over here and
hook it up to the PC. The software is still
compatible with the PCs, yes, just these new fancy silicone
M series chips that they're not jibing with, and probably
the core audio drivers.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
As you connect deeper into mother Apple.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, exactly, so, Yeah, I got a I got a
mo tou in face Masters of the Universe interface. No,
you don't MOTO, no mark of the Unicorn. They've been
around for ever. You've probably seen a motive, you've been
in a studio or two, You've probably seen at least
(03:16):
at some point a mo tow interface probably, but they
don't really stand out. They tend to be one unit
rack gear that will just have I mean, the fanciest
thing is a little Unicorn logo on it. I don't
even think that. I don't know if it has a
Unicorn logo on it. Still, I didn't even know they
were still around, but I did some reading up and
(03:37):
they are praised for their stability and their ultra ultra
low drivers. Ultra low Uh what am I trying to
say here? Ultra low latency? That was the word that
I was missing, which was the problem that we were
having with this other one, that bigger interface up there there.
(04:00):
We couldn't get the latency down low enough to not
have it echo back in our in our heads.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
We're saying, it's hit the Amazon button and donate to
we can get some better gear open here. Which, by
the way, you are listening to a five star podcast, everybody.
It's not many ratings, but the ones we are five stars.
Do some more ratings, people, we'd appreciate it. Yeah, the
ones we have, we're just your five star podcasts, everybody.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
It may not be deep, but it's loyal, our listener band.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
We're like a punk band.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, exactly. I dare somebody to try and give us
less than five stars. Yeah, get spit on, maybe the
butt end of a mic, stand in your face.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Your watch videos of Henry Rollins fighting with people. He
was an angry dude back in the day. I mean,
usually they were justified.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
But why would you want to fight Henry Rollands Henry Rollins,
I'm not fighting that.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Guy, I'm sure at times, and I think he's even
told stories where he's just lost it on people. But
most it's guys wiling out in the pit, being an asshole,
punching people, not just swinging their arms around, but like punching,
kicking heads, I agree, kicking, you know, knocking girls over.
That's when he jumps in and you know what was
(05:16):
He tells that there's a pretty famous story that he tells.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I want to maybe be a feather in your cap
Henry Rollins, whoop my ass.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, I punched somebody.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
T shirt made. I got my ass whooped by Henry Rollins.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I think he ended up with like a tooth in
his hand or something like that.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
But he got like he feel I heard that story.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
He fucked his hand up really bad and didn't even
know it until the show was over, and then had
to go to a hospital. No, he didn't go to
hospital for a while, but it got infected and then
they had to like remove like a wedge from his hand.
The meat of the story is him in the hospital
trying to figure out how to jerk off with his
left hand in a hospital in a place where.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah strikes one and two.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
And he's like hooked up to an ivy back and
so he goes into the bathroom two.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, you're on a heart monitor, right, they're gonna hear.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I don't know about the heart monitor. I think he's
just hooked up to a bag. And back in the day,
they didn't strap you into a heart monitor for everything.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
What's your heart rate double for like thirty seconds. Don't
worry about it.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, I mean, this is like, this is the eighties.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
If in the eighties you're hooked up to a heart monitor,
that thing is flatlining in three minutes. You're on a
soap opera and this is your dust scene. There's no
monitoring patients in the eighties. It was like you said,
in the bed and if they thought you were gonna die,
they hooked up a heart monitor so they could make sure,
(06:49):
so they knew exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
When this is just a.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Now that's how the doctor called it. He just looked
at the beat, his heart stopped right and diagnoses doctor, well,
clearly heart failure.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Meanwhile, the doctor's smoking because the eighties.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. He stubs his cigarette out. Doctor, that's
his foot, he's dead.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It's wild. You used to be able to smoke in hospitals.
It would just be like, I don't smoke near the oxygen.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Smoking hospitals, airplanes, dirigibles, that's a big I mean, like obviously,
you know, Marvel Comics they got rid of the any
kind of smoking in their stuff a while back, DC Comics,
any of the major well, I guess it's just really
those two because everybody else is independent enough to do
(07:42):
whatever the fuck they want. But those two represent, you know,
things that go on kids underwear.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
So x Files had a whole character that revolved around smoking.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
The smoking man. Yeah, man, x Files and the smoking
Man keep coming up?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Is that? Wait?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Is a smoking man the one who told them their
you could see the future and he told them the deaths. Dude,
it's been so long I've hung out with I seen
like two episodes Molder and Scully Older and Molly Good
duo to spoon rize.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Sounds that sounds like that's the porn version.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, that's right. And then I scoldered her, Molly, if
you know what I mean, I'd scolder her, Molly. And
you do know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
The sex Files, you know that's what it was called.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
It's right there.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
How many how many themed porn do you think you've
actually seen in your life? Like not gags? How many have.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You one for sure? Because me and my friends rented it.
Just yeah, beaver and butt face and it is everything
you think it is. They dressed up like him. It
was fucking terrible, was it? Wait, but we're not looking
this up?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Was it a guy and a girl trying to get
laid and one of them is called.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Beaver and the other one was butt Face. Beaver was
the blonde one butt Face, And.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I mean, I get it.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
They didn't think too much about it, like they were
going around trying to score, and they did, but it
was terrible because the guys were trying to act like them.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Like that's the problem.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, Like the one guy was trying to talk like Beavis,
the other guy was trying to talk like butt Heead.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Like, I know, I've definitely seen some like Ky's play
type of shit, Like you know, I've seen spider Man
and Batman and all the fucking Catwoman, all the superheroes. Fuck,
that's not really you've.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Never said down the watch.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
There's no there's no plot to it, right. I think
a Star Wars one. I actually like that's one where
they actually like it wasn't just a scene of Darth Vader.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It was the pant commentis they.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Were actually kind of acting it out. But it seemed like,
you know, they were having enough fun with it where
it was like, all right, I can see why.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
This is it return.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, I mean the problem is, like porn has never
been porn has never reflected sex in any way the
empire sucks black, or how how how sexual pleasure works
in a human being or something you know, you know,
like what you know what people really want to do.
(10:24):
They want to put on a video. They want to
come right away and then watch a little bit of
plot and then get ready to come again, and then
they're gonna like.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
There's a reason porn hub is so fucking popular, right,
you can get right to.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
It because it was. It did for us what we
were already doing, which was going straight to the parts
of what I mean, like.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
None of those movies really need to be longer than
like two or three minutes.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Regardless of the media. Like when you had to buy,
you know, something a physical media of porn, you put
it on and you'd scan through it and you'd see
what was going on. Okay, how many girls are in this?
Well they all look like, oh that's the one, and
then you do your business and you certainly it's not
(11:09):
like you would put it on and be like, Okay,
I see what's going on here and then like wait
for the girl that really turns you on, and then
get horny. This isn't a date. What do you want
to anticipation, like this is just business.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
It's like a buffet that's just full of everything you want. Yeah,
but you get you want to pay it too. Yeah,
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
When you go to a buffet, you don't start in
order and you're like, this is a buffet, looks great. Oh,
I guess I gotta start with salin. I'll put everything.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
On the shore.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
You want to make a salad, then I gotta have
some soup because that's what's next. Why who ordered this
buffet like this?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
No, I'm going right to the chicken fingers And.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Now it's like, uh, what do they call it? Where
they bring the meat right to your table and slice
it for you, like the is it the Brazilian? Uh?
Steakhouse style?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Oh? I think so. I'm not that fancy. I've been
to one of those yet.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
But yeah, that's what porn hub is. They're like, just
just type in what you want, yeah, and we will
shave it off. It's by the yard, it's here. Just
search trust us. Here's a little thumbnail that shows you
one of the best parts.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah. Just you're not sure it's here, we'll show you that.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
In the early days of video porn, that was another
thing like or internet porn. You know, you're thumb if
you had a thumbnail, if you had a thumbnail, it
was like the first image of the video, and you're like,
this tells me nothing. I see she's ordered a pizza,
and I can see where this is gonna go. But
I need like.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
A lot of trust in those links you were clicking
early on.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
That I'm too picky. But there are certain deal breakers
like fake boobs. I'm not gonna I can't even masturbate
to them. I just can't.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I mean, I let, Yeah, it doesn't look real.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I'm sure I have right, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yeah, mistakes, you know, things have fallen through the cracks, but.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
In general, yeah, it's not it's a turnoff. But yeah,
I guess what I'm saying is obvious fake booms.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, Like, as a human, you should not look like
a sex doll.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Although I do remember there was some like some Scandinavian
model that was in Playboy in the it would have
been probably two thousands, maybe late nineties that had Yeah
she was, but she was. I would almost get sad,
what because she was so goddamn pretty And I was like, man,
(13:39):
I bet your tits looked great before they became spherical.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Into for their spherical basketballs.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I mean, think of Spherracle, I think of m m
at Walsh. You had something to say that you can
plug it in, try out our new system.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
My lady sending me something. Apparently of everything's captioned, this
one isn't captioned. Whatever happens. You have a girlfriend younger
than you, You get short little videos sent to you
all day. She's in her really thirties. Everybody I'm not
talking about.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Like, she's like, look at my new TikTok.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah, yeah, I realized saying that, Like why didn't you
like my different since she's sending you all the time.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, she's not tremendously younger. But there is a divider that.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Is between Yes, she is a hardcore she is right
in the middle smack dab, no debate about a millennial
like where her birthday is like and.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, I think we've talked about this before. There is
just a big difference between like growing up and experiencing
the rise of technology interfering with our everything, and being
born into that of like, you know, no other way.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Although she is she is elder millennial, ill enough to
where she does like internet showed up like when she
was when she was a little when she was a kid,
but she could still she could say she remembered when
she was a younger kid, no internet, and then like
middle school ish for her.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
But even for like quote unquote good parents that you
know are really cautious about, like we don't want to
introduce the iPad or the phone to the kids, or
we strictly limit it. The first thing they're seeing is
an iPhone. Oh yeah, right, like they're going to see
the back end of it over and over again. I'll
look at how fucking cute you are. Oh look my phone,
(15:36):
my phone, my phone, my phone. I'm even my phone.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Your old knows how to whip around that thing like
a pro.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Right, But that's like the first thing that we're doing
is we're taking so many pictures of the fucking cute,
adorable baby that they're like.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
What she does know how to do is unlock it.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Yeah, these people are adults and they have something special
that is this little she gets.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
She gets one of us.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
On little flat potatoes.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
She knows right to go to find her little puzzle games.
She knows right where to go to find Peppa pig
all that shit like she just just whipping around like.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah four four four yep. In what two generations? We
went from blinking twelve VCR two.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah right, my nephews one's about to be twenty one,
the other one the user interface is going to be fifteen.
They could both type their names before they could write them.
They could type many words before they could write them.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah yeah yeah, but can they they write cursive?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Oh? Fuck for what for? What?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
What do they sign the check?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah? Yeah, whoa, let's analyze that statement. What are they
signing a check for?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Also, they gonna eat sign well, the.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Ear generational thing the younger person. My girlfriend the other
day was like, I got to order new checks.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
It's like for what, I gotta pay my Like I'm
I'm forty five, I gotta pay my rent check.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
That's that's a she's a couple of her bills and
like they only take checks. Awa, Are you serious? Are they?
Are they eighty? I told him that my bank took
checks away from me like fifteen years ago. They're like,
you right, checks were taking them away from you. We're
giving you an internet based account.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Okay, I don't I have like it's privately owned but
managed through a rental company. It is not ideal, but
not the worst situation for a renter. I like that
they at least leave me alone. But the flip side
of that coin is that when I ask for something
as simple as like a light bulb, fixture has gone bad,
(17:39):
not just a I'm not I was so clear when
I went in there. I was like, lady, you have
to make sure that when you're writing this out, because
he's like, bad light bulb, I'm like, no, you cannot
call a maintenance guy and tell them to come to
my place and change the light bulb. It's not what
I'm asking for. The fixture is spinning, it's shorted out,
and if I turn the light switch on now, it
(18:02):
pops the breaker and I have to go it downstairs
and reset it, and I have no light in the
back back door entry.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
The light bulb is not broken, the actual light is
broke in.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
And so then she's like, Okay, well, well we'll have
somebody call you, but it's not going to be anytime
soon because we're doing a lot of evictions, a lot
of like okay, I get it, like I pay my
rent on time.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, just so you know, current customer is requesting. Customer
in good standing is requesting his life to be fixed, which.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Is great, which means that they're not going to send
the electrician. They're going to send the guys.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Send the guy.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
As soon as he's done painting over all the outlets
in this current home, he'll come over and paint over
your light fixture and say, well, there you go. Problem solved.
By the way, don't use this switch here else you're
breaker is gonna blow. Put some blue tape over it.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah, they to use it. Okay, it's broken.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
I'll be back dirt Hurt's when I do this six
eight weeks of court so that we might have the
power to shut off for us completely. We're currently this
episode is costing twenty five percent more to record right now?
Is it throw some scratch our way? Yeah, we're getting
As of Monday, we're getting charged twenty.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Five Somebody who's like in charge of like the power
grid in Michigan was like, we don't get much from Ontario.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Yeah, we're I.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Think they said, we're more of a pass through for
like Wisconsin.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, so we don't actually take that much.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
As far as Michigan goes, like a second.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah, I know that. I think DT actually said that
it was gonna affect It's not gonna affect Michigan customers, right, yeah,
now shutting it off that might cause problems. But I
don't know, Like, you.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Know who that is, right, You know who that.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Guy is that's threatened to shut it off.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, that's bastard. That is the brother of the fucking
crack smoking Toronto mayor. That is the same for so
that just remember that is the same Gene Pool is
that crazy fucker? Remember Rob Ford, the crack smoking mayor.
I remember who's fucking dead now. Shocking that a heavy
set man in his forties of smoke's crack did not
(20:27):
live to see his sixties.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah, so I believe him then, like he could fuck
with our power.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Right, we got two wildcards now we have wild Card
and camp.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I just I just know that, like we've you know
the blackout that and what three was it?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yeah, the three blackout took out Michigan, New York, a
lot of places.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
In between and before and that was pretty smartphone. We'd
be like, it'd be like man, Max times, Now that
shit happened, that's back with your cell phone was just
something a phone you had in your pocket to call people.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah, we would still get cell service because its all satellite.
So I mean you have like as soon as the
power went out masks like that with no indication of
when it would turn back on. I would just average out,
like what's the average self battery life of a iPhone?
(21:26):
You know, figuring that there's some bad ones out there?
Six hours? That's what you got. Until most people's batteries
die and they're like, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, now it's times start killing and eating each other.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
They're trying. They're making fucking potato batteries and shit, you
know a lightning cable hanging out of it.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Damn it.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
I remember this.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I did that.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
It was on Mister Wizard.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
That was the first science experiment I ever did.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Potato battery. Did you do the clock?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I did the What did we do know the battery?
We did the battery?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
What did you hook it up to you or did
you just pook it up to like conductor and just
show that it was Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
We hooked it up to a nine volt to just
show that it could. What do we use a potato
and ninefold and a piece of galvanized steel is what
we used some shit like that.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
It conducts.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
It was like first grade. My dad did all of it.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
If you actually have like a broken light bulb, you
know that physically.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Breaks potato in, twist it out.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah? Where did I hear that? Recently? I was on
a podcast.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
I thought, oh, that was on like Mister Wizard or
kid Bits or something. When we were.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Kevin Smith had an announcement for a new project that
he was super excited about. I thought it was going
to be I listened to his podcast. He's like big
news dropping, but you know, I can't say anything until tomorrow.
It turns out he's doing like a archie. It's a
silent Bob Jayan, silent Bob meat archie. H Okay, Okay, yeah, Hey.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Can I say about Kevin Smith that he is in
the category of person with Al Roker, which, by the way,
I understand why both of these gentlemen did it. But
you look weird skinny? Yeah, Like his head is too
Kevin Smith's head is too fucking big for his skinny body.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
What about Righteous Jumpstones Arizona.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
John Goodman. He does not look weird skinny, Okay, he
just he's a husky dude. He just looks like he's
a large, skinny guy.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Now he didn't become skinny skinny.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Well, yeah, that's the thing, is like two, uh what uh?
What the fuck was I talking about? Who are we
talking about? What the big head? The fuck are we
just talking about? Kevin Smith?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, it's right in front of me.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
It's like, yeah, no, just he he went super skinny,
and so did Al Roker.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Like he had a fucking heart attack and had to Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I think that they reason, both of them fucking had
to do it. So I get it why they did it.
I'm not knocking. I'm just saying, you look weird skinny.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Yeah, you know, that's how he lost all that weight.
He had a heart attack, and then he talked so
much about the heart attack for the next two years
that he just burned calories talking Like the side of
his doctor was baffled. He's like, I've never seen anybody
actually drop weight just by talking. He's like, I just
(24:30):
do you know. I do five podcasts. Each one of
them is five hours long. It Kevin and uh, mostly
I talk about my heart attack and how I'm just
glad to be here, you know, I think, And the
rest of it is me making jokes about blowjobs and come.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I think the culture was as collectively shocked.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
That takes a lot of energy too, burn a lot
of calories talking about come and like.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
A clip that, Oh, I forgot the point I was
gonna make.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
The the culture was as collectively shocked as Kevin Smith
having a heart attack as they were as klay Ake
and coming out as gay, Like oh, like, wait, you've
been a big fact out of your whole life and
you had a heart attack when you hit your fifties.
Hold on, we gotta sit down.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Yeah, no more ho hos? Why no, that's what doctor said,
Doctor did Kevin Smith? No more host?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
No? We now live in a culture where I'm taken
like I can Why did they take the ho host
from us? Now?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Look, I'm a single guy. I can have all the
hoes I want. You're the one that's tied down. True
a single. It's oversized one shot, which if this was
really like a Jay and Silent Bob Bob, it would
be like a giz shot or a cum shot oversized
cumshot crossover. But you can't do That's why it's such
(25:52):
a weird thing. Like it's censored. Jay and Silent Bob. Yeah,
which Jay and Silent Bob. All they do is drugs.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
There's the list.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Is it gonna be Archie all they do is drugs?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Or is it gonna be Archie uncensored? Is Archie gonna which? Well,
look going into Who's universe.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
I guess it's not completely ridiculous to think it just
seems like in comic form, when you take Archie and
you do a live action you know, the live action
Archie show, the Riverdale show that aired recently was pretty racy.
I mean it involved a murder, there was sex. It
(26:37):
was like, you know, adult kind of more oriented television.
Or even Sabrina or is it Sabrina? What was the
girl from mad Men? They had the show where she's
a witch. That's from Archie comics too. Is it Sabrina?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Oh yeah, Sabrina was on mad Men? Clarissa Okay, Sabrina
had the show that Clarissa was in. Yes, Sabrina was
Sabrina was, Yes, Sabrina is an Archie spin off.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yes, I'm getting lost, Sorry I didn't know was Sabrina
in mad Men? I say the girl who played Sabrina in.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
The me Melissa joon Hart.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
No, maybe it's there's another there's another win.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
There was Sabrina, I know, was the one they made
like in the nineties.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
It might not beat Sabrina. Let's focus on this. It
was a teenage witch.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Okay, well, the list of teenage witches is.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yes, but I think there's another one. I'm getting this wrong.
Let's just let okay, I'm gonna look up Sabrina show. Oh,
my package was delivered. Ever, the last thing that you
look at on your browser on your phone is a
link to an app, and so now every time you
open your browser, it opens that app, and you go
(28:03):
back to your browser and it opens that app.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yes, that was just in that earlier Okay.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
I hate that. That's going in my act. That's a
little hunk going in your tight five for Carson Cape.
I'm gonna send a Carson Carson Daily. What was I googling?
I finally got my app to open up good Ship.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Five star podcasts. Everybody, Yeah, what what?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
What was I googling? What were we just talking about?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
That teenage witch show?
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Let's start with Sabrina show. Yes, it was Chilling Adventures
of Sabrina, and that is the one where the daughter
from mad Men played Sabrina in the Gotcha Show.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Well, now that makes more sense. I have no idea
that is, but now your comment makes more sense.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
And they so and Archie has done like they've delved
into horror, like there's a there's been comments where like
Archie turns into a werewolf, but that still all feels
you know, Archie feels fifties, kind of rooted in the fifties.
You know, the style never really evolves much. There's a
(29:13):
template to drawing Archie. You know, if Archie doesn't have
a hashtag on the side of his head, then it
ain't an Archie.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
You got a little tic tac toe behind his ears.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Got to get the pound sign on there. And the
girls they all have the same, you know, little upturned
nose and pert little upward pointing breasts.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yep. And there's no black people.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
There's you know, they've gotten better on that. Oh, they
have gotten better on that. But it's still white as fuck. Archie,
white as fuck.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Riverdale gang I knew as a kid was very Caucasian.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Let's see. Oh, they actually have some quotes and so
maybe issues written by Smith himself. No surprise, Uh, Archie
taking on a summer job at the quick Stop convenience store.
We're only to find himself working alongside none of them, Randall, Graze, Badavians, Smith, Seminole,
they used to ford there nineteen ninety four film Clerks,
(30:12):
Well when Jan sign on Bob hit the scene, Archie's
life and all over Riverdale only get wilder from there.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Say is it after Archie's first day is at him
in the corner of his room, hunched in his bed, crying.
They're working with Randall the whole time. Why Randall hasn't
gone anywhere in thirty it's Randall is the manager by now.
I don't know, it's been thirty years, but.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
I don't see it so much in Clerks. But if
you look at Malrats Marats is definitely Archie that has
Archie written all over it.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I could, yeah, I could see it. You could make
it work.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
I mean really, all the gags are just they're just
turned up a little bit to make it more adult,
like in an Archie comic they were. They could totally
do a gag where it's one of them, you know,
Juughhead has some contraption and it ends up hurling them
through a wall and into the dressing room where the
girls are changing, and you know, you just don't get
(31:11):
to see that.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Drughead has some contraption that him Jane Silent Bob ends
up smoking weed through. I could see that.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
No, no, no, what I'm saying. What I'm saying is, oh,
I can see the gags. If you just took out
like the swearing and nudity out of the gags in
all the comedy, you could do that in an Archie comic.
It wouldn't be like, oh, I can't believe they showed that, Like,
you know, they could show like the girls in their
bras covering themselves. Maybe. Yeah, they're just talking here a
(31:42):
lot about what a big fan he is, and then
somebody from Archie Comics, what what a genius. It's just
a it's just a sixty.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Nine soues blowing each other.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Right, But I mean, this is the official announcement, so
they're not a fit know where this is from games Radar,
but they're probably just pulling from a press release, but
it definitely doesn't say anywhere in there. Finally, Archie, you know,
is gonna make a blowjob.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Joke like we've all been waiting for.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Yeah, I think, yeah, Kevin Smith's going to be very
seventy years all of Archie and I don't I believe
that he's not even going to try and slip in
a you know, Simpson's ass double on Tondra like Watch
Out for the reach Around.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, we get him to just finally nail Betting and
Veronica at the same time. Can we at least get
that for him? It's been like seventy years. They go
to college, you all get drunk one night.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Would you settle for just one of them? I don't
even know that that's happened.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
No, he shid various dates with both of them throughout
the years. Can we just one night? You know, they
all get college, the tequila comes out, he gets to
nail both of them, gets it out of a system.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Yeah, I'm sure the writers sit around all the time, like,
you know what, this thing's been going on for seventy years.
Let's just blow the whole thing up. Let's just end
this right here, right now. I finally agree to go
on a double date. They all have sex, and then
whatever has resolved from there, and it's completely different dynamic,
and nobody wants to read it anymore. This is bomb.
(33:18):
This whole thing.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah, last two weeks, dude, fuck it?
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Well yeah, I mean, I'm sure it's not the first example,
the earliest one that I can think of that that's
doing what Simpson's has been doing, has been doing, you know,
that Perpetual Universe, that's a comics thing before it was
a television thing or an animated thing.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
South Park's doing it too, right, Those kids should be
fucking yeah, those kids should all be like pushing forty
at this point.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
The sliding scale of you know, they try, they they
try and work this out. Like I literally I bet
you there's guys at Marvel NDC that just sit down
and go all right, So, like, how old should we say? Batman?
Is right? Because like when I was a kid, Batman
was an adult and and not even like you know,
(34:13):
in college adult, he was an adult adult.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Like Batman's six hundred seventy four years old.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
I would guess you would say thirty firmly adult. From
a child's perspective, you would think, yeah, and still to
this day, like maybe you can push it and say,
like Batman's pushing forty after eighty years, he's finally.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Paying a little gray showing up under the mask now
you get Cloney to play him again. No nipples.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Cloney lost a lot of his gray He's said, trying
to reverse time on us, like you've had great hair
since r.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Now you've had gray hair since the nineties, and now
you're gonna pretend likenk you don't.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Yeah, and now you got this like I mean, I
guess like whatever. You know, if he was a woman,
we wouldn't think much of but we'd be like, oh,
they dyed their hair, be.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
The guards, you make your face weird, because that's probably
what he would have done.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
But yeah, this is you know, it's not like he
went full on, like you know, I got jet black hair.
He doesn't look like Paul McCartney.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, but Ringo star, Oh you're eighty years old and
all your hair is black. Huh.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
But it does kind of seem like, you know, he's
trying to make a gradual transition like no, no, no,
my hair is just doing this. I don't know. Life's weird.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
No, I got Benjamin Button disease.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
There's h in Tim Robinson's I think you should leave.
There is a great sketch about you can order a
series of bald caps that well, so what it is
is if you've been wearing a two pay and you
want to stop wearing it, but you don't want to
just like it. As an example, this guy just he's like,
(35:52):
you know what, trying to move on and just admit
you know who I am. And he shows up for
work and they're all like, what the fuck, dude, you
can't just fucking spring that on us, Like holy shit, dude, no,
you look fucked up. And so and they show him
(36:14):
like with the two pay and he calls this service
and they they're like, we'll send you every you know,
for each day, you'll get a new ball cap with
less and less hair on it, you know, when you
just switch it out, and they show him. You know,
people come by and they're like, oh man, bummer. He's like, yeah,
what can you do. Happens to everyone eventually, I guess,
(36:36):
you know. And then they eventually get down to being bald.
And then they're like, if you really need it to
happen in a hurry, though, we had to offer an
express service. And then shows an office party and the
guy's got a drink in his hand and he's got
his two pey on and this guy in a gorilla
suit just runs up and rips his hair off.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
He's like, oh my god, my real hair. Oh that
is a great premise that you look fucked up.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
You know what's funny is is seeing Bill Burr with hair.
When you look at old footage when he stills into it.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, chapel shows he looks weird.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Yeah, when you finally decided to make that move, it
was so much the right move. I bet it felt right.
I bet he got more pussy. I bet he was
in a relationship at the time and still got more
pussy from his wife or a girlfriend or whoever it
was his wife.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
I'm gonna throw you some more.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Yeah, Like, you are way more fuckable now without that
brillo pad on top of your head.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Well no, he calls himself a bald, freckled ginger.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
This this seems to be like the moment for Bill Burr. Huh.
I mean, he's hitting the press pretty hard right now.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
I guess he's got a.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Broadway thing, he's got his special.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
I mean, I've been I'm I've I've actually last within
the last month or so, I've unsubscribed from his podcast.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I just there's too much sports and griping. No, it's
more I tuned in a couple of times recently.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I either think it's either he it's an act, or
he doesn't believe what he's saying. Yeah, I'm sure. Last
few months he's made a lot of headlines with a
lot of the like, especially when he was talking about
the help I got the hiccup, sorry, the healthcare CEO.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
But he'll go on all just he's the guy that Luigi.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
But even before that, he'll go on, oh yeah, he'll
go on all these rants about corporate greed and all
this and that and then.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Try again. But you know, we gotta wait a little.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
And then it's buy my tickets from Live Nation and
watch my stuff on Netflix and Hulu.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
It's like, right, I mean, I don't know. He's always
been like a workaday guy, but I think he's not.
He's not as he's not like Louis c k was like,
you know, fuck everybody, I'm gonna do it my way,
and I'm gonna literally do it my way.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
I'm gonna finance my own bill. Is to that point,
he'd be like, get everything on my website.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
He might he should be, and maybe, but I think
he's just like got this workman's mentality. I mean, he's
our age, he's for our generation, and I think he
has the same work ethic that he just applies to
comedy and he's like, yeah, go get a fucking job
and work it. I don't think he's trying to be
an empire. I don't know, right, I don't know him,
(39:44):
but I'm just guessing.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
And there are parts, there are parts of me that
do think he's lived out in California a little too long.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
He was, he was making headlines for laying into the Elon.
He was like, fuck Elon Musk. He called him something
like putty face or something like that. Or he's got
like a you know, fake face and fake hair and
all that shit.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
I just think it's intellectually dishonest to call that guy stupid.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
He also says that like guitar Center is the number
one place to see sad men, Well, now yeah, he's,
oh my god, one of the saddest places on earth.
Real bursas in the video failed struggling musicians behind the counter,
A bunch of men in loveless marriages are divorced, just
hanging around looking at the guitars. Is that a custom color?
(40:30):
Is it? Maybe? If I add that to my collection.
I'll Philip whatever this void is in the center of
my chest.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
I never got the dudes who bought guitars to not
play him never understood that. Yeah, and there's some guitars
or the prices so much like if I bought that,
I'll never play it. So that's stupid to mide.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
I didn't. I don't give Guitar Center a lot of money,
but they had a ridiculous deal on a guitar that
I wanted and I didn't own a guitar. I owned
no electric guitars. I was like, I really need to
own an electric guitar again. So I caved. I probably
could have price matched them with somebody else, I bet you.
If I called up Sweetwater, I could have just given
(41:08):
their probably should have done that. That's where you get
the rest of my ship from. Because it's Sweetwater is
not far from us. I can get I order shit
and sometimes it's like next day just regular ups that's
coming from Indiana and they're nice. They gave us candy
and so this is from this little thing, our sweet
(41:30):
last time, it was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Oh that's all. That's all. Like if that was in
a Halloween bag, that's like the end of the bag.
You've eaten everything else.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
It's a bit of honey, two of those like Swirly
Mints double Bubble, double Bubble, which they sat one in
the last order that I got from them, and.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
I forgot how good this is.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
But it's only good for like thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Yeah, and then is that a root beer barrel?
Speaker 3 (42:00):
The root beer barrel? You want the root beer barrel?
Speaker 2 (42:05):
If this was a Halloween bag. I mean, this is
this is like the end of the bag. This is said,
this is what we're eating like two weeks before Christmas.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
Oh, Smarties were in the last one.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Yeah. See that's Smarties is an upgrade from everything in
that bag.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Yeah, there's there's a role of Smarties in there, which
I just downed all in one mouthful, Like how can
you just eat one Smarty? It's physically possible, it's not.
It's like it disappears. You're like I put one on
my tongue and I can't find it, Like, yeah, it
before you even chew. I didn't even I didn't get
to taste it. I guess Luigi Mangioni, since the we
(42:40):
brought him up earlier, is the latest news on him
is that he had to deny that he was one
of the stars of a sex tape that was going
around with his name on it. People are so hot
for this murderer.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Oh yeah, he's the sexy murderer. He's like that dipshit
from the Boston marathon like ten years ago.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Oh what murderer has like attracted more sexual attention.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
The dipshit from the Boston bombing. Remember that he was
on the cover of Rolling Stone.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
Yeah, it seems like more people want to Ted Bundy.
But did gay guys want to fuck the Boston bomber?
Because gay guys want to fuck Luigiman Gioni, straight girls
want to fuck Luigi and Gioni.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Why didn't want to have access to his fan mail?
So I'm not sure if the ratio.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
And want to be with him? Man, Yeah, you know
who's the charming ass motherfucker is James Marsden. You know
what James Marsden is, right?
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Yeah, he played Cyclops.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
In the Sonic movies.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Yes, in the Sonic movies. This is a good year
for James Marston too. That guy's making bank.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
But ended up being Liz Lemon's husband in thirty Rocks.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's really he I think he's I
don't know. Maybe he's not underappreciated. Maybe everybody out there
realizes that James Martyrsten is brilliant, and maybe he works
exactly as much as he should and gets the parts
that he wants. But I can always use more James Marson.
He is so fucking versatile. You know, he's legitimately funny
(44:18):
when he does comedy. He is legitimately funny when he
plays a character that needs to be charming. Oh my god,
is he charming? He is in Oh shit, Paradise, that's
what it's called. Have you seen or heard of Paradise
on Hulu?
Speaker 2 (44:34):
No?
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Okay, this is a serious recommendation. I know you probably
still have Hulu. Right, that's one of the right now, Okay, well,
I like to get it back. That's the time he
catches some Hulu look into Paradise. Don't read anything about it.
It's it's just such a great it's such a great story.
(44:55):
Marsden plays like he plays the President of the United States,
but he's a very loose one like he you know,
he's a he's very casual in his interactions, kind of
Trumpion in that way, but not he's not an OAF either.
He's a bit like if if if you took Trump
(45:16):
and Obama and like JFK and like mashing them together
into like one human being. That's how I feel like
you would have liked like stunning good, looks like way
too casual attitude for the office, and also oozes verbal.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Charm Donald Kennedy Obama.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yes, but I really like I like his portrayal as
a president. I think it's original, and I like how
it's written too, because I think this is how you
should do it. You know, it's impossible not to pull
from history, right, everybody who's written, you know, a price
(46:00):
into their script has to. You can't just go, I'm
going to think of a completely new president that nobody's
ever thought of, because nobody would recognize that as a president.
And it's not like the list of presidents is super long,
and the list of presidents that are on the average
American citizens consciousness is way shorter than that, like the
(46:25):
last four and maybe five or six from history that
they would be able to identify. But making enough of
an amalgam that you're not, because that's what throws me
is like you see a president and You're like, Okay,
this is a Nixon type, this is Clinton type, this
is a Trump type, this is you know, a Carter type,
(46:49):
and it it weighs too much on the movie. You're like, okay,
so this movie is about like the Carter presidency, because
like this is who let's.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Make him like presidential. Don't make them too specific.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Right, just make him presidential. That's thank you for summing
up what I like in a suit. Yeah, Bill Pullman, Yeah,
that's that's a good pri Who are the good Who
are the best presidents on film.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Or just what's television? Michael, We'll go a guy in
the West Wing, Cheene. He looked good in the suit.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
He felt presidential. Yeah, best presidents in film and TV.
And we're just gonna get a little so gold Derby.
Whatever the fuck this site is? I mean they lead
off with an image of of Sheen right there, Morgan
Freeman as Tom Beck. Do you know the movie? This
will make a little quiz component of it. I'll give
(47:41):
you the.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Actor in that event Horizon.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
Oh you are so close? You were so close? Uh,
same same idea, same cadence. He was not an event.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Horizon, wasn't the president? Eddon Maybe the maybe.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
What happens after something like an on horizon you will
have in the aftermath a deep deal deep impact, Deep impact,
deep impact, which is the sexiest sounding of all of
the disasteries of its era.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
And would not have to change its name to be
a pornoll, yes, exactly, and just keep the same title.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
And I would hope it wouldn't change its cast because
what's her name? That was? Gosh, what was her name
that was in that movie? He went on to be?
Speaker 2 (48:29):
Was she?
Speaker 3 (48:29):
Wasn't she? Madam President?
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (48:31):
How about Jamie Fox as James Sawyer? You know the
movie No. Twenty thirteen, White House Down. Do you see
that one?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Geena Davis has Mackenzie Allen, No clue. Commander in Chief
two thousand and five. John Travolta has Jack Stanton nineteen
ninety eight. Primary colors, primary colors? Is he a he
is a Clinton type?
Speaker 2 (48:59):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (48:59):
He was?
Speaker 2 (49:00):
He was Clinton?
Speaker 3 (49:01):
He wasn't He was just supposed to be Clinton. They
just couldn't name it that. Jack Nicholson as James Dale
nineteen ninety six. You don't know this one. You probably
have seen this nineteen ninety six. This is Micholson. You
would have How old were you in ninety six eleven?
Speaker 2 (49:22):
No, it was like ninety six. I was seventy sixteen
or seventeen, depending on the time of year.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Oh, okay, what movie Mars attacks Ah and I saw
that movie too, Yeah, and I figured you did. Everybody
saw that fucking movie and good and holds up?
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Who was the president again?
Speaker 3 (49:44):
Jack Nicholson, Jack Nicholson as James Dale, Jeff Bridges as
Jackson Evans. I would have not gotten this, no clue.
The contender from two thousand. I can imagine Jeff Bridges
being decent two thousand eras Jeff Bridges would make a
decent Jeff Bridges now would not make the debates now
(50:10):
all right, I think somebody said, how you do, Jeff Bridges?
You just chew your tongue. Oh Jesus were scoring seven
years ago? Man Billy Bob Thornton. I don't remember he
played the president I guess with no name in two
(50:33):
thousand and threes Love. Actually, I don't remember a president
in that movie. Jillie Alloyd Dreyfus as Selena Meyer. Yes,
for a season, she was president in Deep Not I
shouldn't even say for a season. I think it was
the one episode of it was like the first episode
of that season. Bill Pullman, Independence Day, Thomas Jay Whitmore.
(50:58):
I should have made you guess the name then, because
that was too easy. How about this one, Peter Sellers
as Murkin Muffly.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
No idea, Peter Sellers were getting just.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Let out that name. I mean, it's very intentional and
this is the clue then. Also Murkin Muffly nineteen sixty four. Yeah,
Doctor Strangelove. You never seen Doctor Strange live?
Speaker 2 (51:24):
I have not.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
Oh it's so fun. You didn't The fucking guy riding
the bomb? What the fuss his name?
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Everyone knows that scene, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
But you have to see it in context. Dennis Haysbert
as David Palmer twenty four Yeah, I would not have
known that one. I did not watch twenty four.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Fall Steak Guy.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Uh oh yeah boy, what a voice on that guy?
Huh man have inclined as Dave. Yeah, I shouldn't have
said the name. Dave Kovic and Dave Wait, what was
that one about? Was he he looked like the president?
Speaker 2 (52:02):
He was the.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
Stand in and something happened the President got kidnapped or something,
or did he actually die? But for whatever reason, they're
like you the president. Now, Yeah, Harrison Ford as.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
Get off my air Force one, Air.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
Force one, James Marshall.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Get off my plane and give me back my son.
No way, that's wrong, actor.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
Or I'm going to turn into a red hull and
tear you apart. But I'm not growing a mustache. Martin
Sheen as Josiah Jed Bartlett in The West Wing. So
then that just leaves one left. What they say is
the number one, and he guesses, go ahead. Michael Douglas
as Andrew Shephard nineteen ninety five, film by Aaron Sorkin,
(52:45):
written by Aaron Soka, director by Rob Reiner. Douglass plays
a smart, charming, carrying incomfident democratic president.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Is the American President?
Speaker 3 (52:53):
Yes, yeah, ding ding ding, very good, very good. I
can't argue with that. I can't think of anybody that left.
Oh wait a minute's Rock and Head of State. What
about coup President Camancho?
Speaker 2 (53:07):
Yeah, looks out two black guys.
Speaker 3 (53:09):
Yeah, well they had at least two in there right now.
There's three in there, that's true. There's three in that
list and one woman. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
What about the lady from Scandal who tells Liver medication.
Now two women. She was the president.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
Lady from Scandal.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
Now she's got big eyes rose Byrn. No, her name
is she's got like a dude name.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
His name is Rob Paulson.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
Scandal. Well, I have a scandal President. We get like
nine hundred Trump results scandal TV show President. Oh that's right.
It was a dude, but then he wasn't. But at
the end it was a chick. It was the president. Yeah,
the spoilers, that chick, the spoilers on a TV show
that other ten years ago.
Speaker 3 (53:57):
Who is that? She's pretty? What's her name?
Speaker 2 (54:00):
O Bellamy Young is her name? She was president led
to that. Now she sells liver medication.
Speaker 3 (54:06):
I'll know where to go now I ever have a problem, Yes,
all right, I guess we can wrap up. We didn't
try to fire off a couple of samples. There, you
had your board back up. Let's bring back the soundboard.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
I missed.
Speaker 3 (54:20):
I missed the drops. You know what? Oh do you
want me to find some new ones for you to
mix it up?
Speaker 2 (54:28):
Yeah? I think this program is dead though, Oh really,
I don't think I can get new stuff in it.
I think yeah, it has ceased. I think this app
has ceased to be.
Speaker 3 (54:39):
Ship. That ship is loud. We can turn that down.
Get that again. Let's see where we're at in the
voume and hence that's better. And hence, uh, George, there's
one that that's an evergreen.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
Yes, he's experts.
Speaker 3 (55:01):
What is that one from?
Speaker 2 (55:02):
That's from the Ali g movie. That movie is so
fucking underrated.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
Yes, it's so good.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
No, that's what he's.
Speaker 3 (55:09):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (55:10):
He was having his like he was he became prime
minister or whatever, and he had his friends come to
the science lab and they're like, we is and it
is like medical weed testing or whatever. Him and his
two boys getting blazed.
Speaker 3 (55:23):
But it's gonna be Trump and Elon doing ketamine, right,
We's experts.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
Actual audio from.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Dose Wheeze Experts.
Speaker 2 (55:40):
No, I will I will say. I think I said
this before. I think if you call Elon stupid, you're
being intellectually dishonest. You might not like his politics.
Speaker 3 (55:48):
Guy's not stupid, he's not dumb, and he has no filter.
Speaker 2 (55:53):
Yeah, I mean, I think theutism is strong with that one.
Speaker 3 (55:57):
They can confuse a lot. I think a lot of
people confused no filter for stupidity. There's no there's no
relations some people are dominant have no filters. When people
are smart and have no filter, you do.
Speaker 2 (56:08):
Not accidentally become the world's richest person. You don't fall
bast awkwards into that.
Speaker 3 (56:13):
Actually, I think the smarter you get, the less of
a filter you have, because you have less I mean
this is a generalization, but you may have less social intelligence. Yeah,
you know you're you're science your stereotypical scientist types.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
I mean, you can give fuck. He's gonna be a trillionaire,
he's got nineteen kids.
Speaker 3 (56:34):
I was listening to Sean Carroll's uh he's a physicist
that does a long interviews and he also does a
monthly AMA where people write in and you know a
lot of times other scientists, and he's just going off
and I'm like, I'm getting like ten percent of this.
I just love it. And I often I had it
on in between I was working on music, but also
(56:56):
like I was exporting stuff, so there's like downtime in
what I was doing, and so I would turn the
podcast back on. I'd turn it off and like work
on something else to export that see what that sounds like.
And I turned back to my bluetooth speaker. I'm like,
all right, say something smart, Sean, and I turned it on.
He's like, I think that's a little too reductive. Actually,
(57:20):
damn on point all right, damn dude, you gotta call
me out trying to learn from you.
Speaker 2 (57:26):
He doesn't.
Speaker 3 (57:27):
I made him sound way nerdier than he sounds. But anyway, Yeah,
plug our own podcast.
Speaker 2 (57:35):
Hey, listen to star podcast.
Speaker 3 (57:37):
Yeah yeah, I bet you a Sean Carroll isn't have
five stars, but either's somebody's like I feel like he's
talking down to me.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
Yeah, one star, fucking the classic, fucking give zero stars.
Speaker 3 (57:47):
I would. I don't know if they can't do that.
Wasn't the nerd voice, that was the Lenny voice.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
Oh, we'll keep us. Rate us, rate us reviews, funny,
tell us we're good. Yeah yeah, give us money. Go
to PayPal, go to the website, click us, like us,
love us, uh, exors for media that it's all the
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to help us out, and once again keep us a
five star podcast, Rate and review us wherever you.
Speaker 3 (58:18):
Break up the street.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
Yeah, come on, man, don't we come down on you? Yeah? Yeah,
you don't.
Speaker 3 (58:24):
Want to see the weed army cut.
Speaker 2 (58:26):
Yeah, the weeds. You don't want to see the weeds.
People as army, stay high, Stay high, my boys.
Speaker 1 (59:06):
Thank you for visiting Christopher Media. Don yet
Christopher Media. Let's make some noise from Asthma Core Studios
near Detroit, Michigan. It's the Weedsman Podcast. And now you
have smoked yourself retarded.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
He're the Weedsmen. You want to get hot? Welcome to
the Weedsman Podcast. I'm Chris, I'm Aaron.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Welcome back.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I mean we're in full luxurious audio this week again, listen,
have no idea of it for us. It's a better
experience than last week.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, I mean, well, so like fingers crossed, where this
is actually regardless of how this goes, just late the
last episode, this is gonna be the beginning of this episode.
So we're gonna plow through it no matter what. But
so far sounds fantastic right on, and it just feels
(00:57):
good to be able to connect a bunch of shit
together and have it work. Right.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Is that the audio engineer's credo, And it is good
to connect a bunch of shit together and have it
work well.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Look so like I had to fiddle with the interface.
We switched out the interface and I had to fiddle
with that a little bit, but that came together once
I got my head around it. It's a little different
than a traditional interface, and it's also outdated, so it's
still working. But the mixer loop back for monitoring your
(01:32):
channel that I drew out on paper and brought in.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I think I saw that on social media.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Did I posted that one just as a little puzzle,
you know? Somebody posted in response to it what it was?
A skinny puppy layout for their live shows that had
a similar It was like boxes with shit written on
it and arrows. And then but also I had a
picture of the two of them like standing there smoking
(01:58):
cigarettes or something like that, and.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
So you you were like, hey, you're a close ish, like,
you know what it is? Kind of No, it's the
audio arena.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
No, I think they knew what it was. It was
just it visually it looked very similar to what I
had posted. It was a look alike more than conceptual. Yeah,
it's a new, new old interface. I had to well,
considering that it wasn't really super compatible with my Mac
computer that I used for music, I decided to buy
(02:32):
a new interface for the Mac that was designed more
for the Mac and bring this one over here and
hook it up to the PC. The software is still
compatible with the PCs, yes, just these new fancy silicone
M series chips that they're not jibing with, and probably
the core audio drivers.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
As you connect deeper into mother Apple.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, exactly, so, Yeah, I got a I got a
mo tou in face Masters of the Universe interface. No,
you don't MOTO, no mark of the Unicorn. They've been
around for ever. You've probably seen a motive, you've been
in a studio or two, You've probably seen at least
(03:16):
at some point a mo tow interface probably, but they
don't really stand out. They tend to be one unit
rack gear that will just have I mean, the fanciest
thing is a little Unicorn logo on it. I don't
even think that. I don't know if it has a
Unicorn logo on it. Still, I didn't even know they
were still around, but I did some reading up and
(03:37):
they are praised for their stability and their ultra ultra
low drivers. Ultra low Uh what am I trying to
say here? Ultra low latency? That was the word that
I was missing, which was the problem that we were
having with this other one, that bigger interface up there there.
(04:00):
We couldn't get the latency down low enough to not
have it echo back in our in our heads.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
We're saying, it's hit the Amazon button and donate to
we can get some better gear open here. Which, by
the way, you are listening to a five star podcast, everybody.
It's not many ratings, but the ones we are five stars.
Do some more ratings, people, we'd appreciate it. Yeah, the
ones we have, we're just your five star podcasts, everybody.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
It may not be deep, but it's loyal, our listener band.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
We're like a punk band.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, exactly. I dare somebody to try and give us
less than five stars. Yeah, get spit on, maybe the
butt end of a mic, stand in your face.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Your watch videos of Henry Rollins fighting with people. He
was an angry dude back in the day. I mean,
usually they were justified.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
But why would you want to fight Henry Rollands Henry Rollins,
I'm not fighting that.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Guy, I'm sure at times, and I think he's even
told stories where he's just lost it on people. But
most it's guys wiling out in the pit, being an asshole,
punching people, not just swinging their arms around, but like punching,
kicking heads, I agree, kicking, you know, knocking girls over.
That's when he jumps in and you know what was
(05:16):
He tells that there's a pretty famous story that he tells.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I want to maybe be a feather in your cap
Henry Rollins, whoop my ass.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, I punched somebody.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
T shirt made. I got my ass whooped by Henry Rollins.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I think he ended up with like a tooth in
his hand or something like that.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
But he got like he feel I heard that story.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
He fucked his hand up really bad and didn't even
know it until the show was over, and then had
to go to a hospital. No, he didn't go to
hospital for a while, but it got infected and then
they had to like remove like a wedge from his hand.
The meat of the story is him in the hospital
trying to figure out how to jerk off with his
left hand in a hospital in a place where.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah strikes one and two.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
And he's like hooked up to an ivy back and
so he goes into the bathroom two.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, you're on a heart monitor, right, they're gonna hear.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I don't know about the heart monitor. I think he's
just hooked up to a bag. And back in the day,
they didn't strap you into a heart monitor for everything.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
What's your heart rate double for like thirty seconds. Don't
worry about it.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, I mean, this is like, this is the eighties.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
If in the eighties you're hooked up to a heart monitor,
that thing is flatlining in three minutes. You're on a
soap opera and this is your dust scene. There's no
monitoring patients in the eighties. It was like you said,
in the bed and if they thought you were gonna die,
they hooked up a heart monitor so they could make sure,
(06:49):
so they knew exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
When this is just a.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Now that's how the doctor called it. He just looked
at the beat, his heart stopped right and diagnoses doctor, well,
clearly heart failure.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Meanwhile, the doctor's smoking because the eighties.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. He stubs his cigarette out. Doctor, that's
his foot, he's dead.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It's wild. You used to be able to smoke in hospitals.
It would just be like, I don't smoke near the oxygen.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Smoking hospitals, airplanes, dirigibles, that's a big I mean, like obviously,
you know, Marvel Comics they got rid of the any
kind of smoking in their stuff a while back, DC Comics,
any of the major well, I guess it's just really
those two because everybody else is independent enough to do
(07:42):
whatever the fuck they want. But those two represent, you know,
things that go on kids underwear.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
So x Files had a whole character that revolved around smoking.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
The smoking man. Yeah, man, x Files and the smoking
Man keep coming up?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Is that? Wait?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Is a smoking man the one who told them their
you could see the future and he told them the deaths. Dude,
it's been so long I've hung out with I seen
like two episodes Molder and Scully Older and Molly Good
duo to spoon rize.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Sounds that sounds like that's the porn version.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, that's right. And then I scoldered her, Molly, if
you know what I mean, I'd scolder her, Molly. And
you do know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
The sex Files, you know that's what it was called.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
It's right there.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
How many how many themed porn do you think you've
actually seen in your life? Like not gags? How many have.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You one for sure? Because me and my friends rented it.
Just yeah, beaver and butt face and it is everything
you think it is. They dressed up like him. It
was fucking terrible, was it? Wait, but we're not looking
this up?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Was it a guy and a girl trying to get
laid and one of them is called.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Beaver and the other one was butt Face. Beaver was
the blonde one butt Face, And.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I mean, I get it.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
They didn't think too much about it, like they were
going around trying to score, and they did, but it
was terrible because the guys were trying to act like them.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Like that's the problem.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, Like the one guy was trying to talk like Beavis,
the other guy was trying to talk like butt Heead.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Like, I know, I've definitely seen some like Ky's play
type of shit, Like you know, I've seen spider Man
and Batman and all the fucking Catwoman, all the superheroes. Fuck,
that's not really you've.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Never said down the watch.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
There's no there's no plot to it, right. I think
a Star Wars one. I actually like that's one where
they actually like it wasn't just a scene of Darth Vader.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It was the pant commentis they.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Were actually kind of acting it out. But it seemed like,
you know, they were having enough fun with it where
it was like, all right, I can see why.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
This is it return.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, I mean the problem is, like porn has never
been porn has never reflected sex in any way the
empire sucks black, or how how how sexual pleasure works
in a human being or something you know, you know,
like what you know what people really want to do.
(10:24):
They want to put on a video. They want to
come right away and then watch a little bit of
plot and then get ready to come again, and then
they're gonna like.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
There's a reason porn hub is so fucking popular, right,
you can get right to.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
It because it was. It did for us what we
were already doing, which was going straight to the parts
of what I mean, like.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
None of those movies really need to be longer than
like two or three minutes.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Regardless of the media. Like when you had to buy,
you know, something a physical media of porn, you put
it on and you'd scan through it and you'd see
what was going on. Okay, how many girls are in this?
Well they all look like, oh that's the one, and
then you do your business and you certainly it's not
(11:09):
like you would put it on and be like, Okay,
I see what's going on here and then like wait
for the girl that really turns you on, and then
get horny. This isn't a date. What do you want
to anticipation, like this is just business.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
It's like a buffet that's just full of everything you want. Yeah,
but you get you want to pay it too. Yeah,
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
When you go to a buffet, you don't start in
order and you're like, this is a buffet, looks great. Oh,
I guess I gotta start with salin. I'll put everything.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
On the shore.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
You want to make a salad, then I gotta have
some soup because that's what's next. Why who ordered this
buffet like this?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
No, I'm going right to the chicken fingers And.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Now it's like, uh, what do they call it? Where
they bring the meat right to your table and slice
it for you, like the is it the Brazilian? Uh?
Steakhouse style?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Oh? I think so. I'm not that fancy. I've been
to one of those yet.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
But yeah, that's what porn hub is. They're like, just
just type in what you want, yeah, and we will
shave it off. It's by the yard, it's here. Just
search trust us. Here's a little thumbnail that shows you
one of the best parts.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah. Just you're not sure it's here, we'll show you that.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
In the early days of video porn, that was another
thing like or internet porn. You know, you're thumb if
you had a thumbnail, if you had a thumbnail, it
was like the first image of the video, and you're like,
this tells me nothing. I see she's ordered a pizza,
and I can see where this is gonna go. But
I need like.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
A lot of trust in those links you were clicking
early on.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
That I'm too picky. But there are certain deal breakers
like fake boobs. I'm not gonna I can't even masturbate
to them. I just can't.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I mean, I let, Yeah, it doesn't look real.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I'm sure I have right, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yeah, mistakes, you know, things have fallen through the cracks, but.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
In general, yeah, it's not it's a turnoff. But yeah,
I guess what I'm saying is obvious fake booms.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, Like, as a human, you should not look like
a sex doll.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Although I do remember there was some like some Scandinavian
model that was in Playboy in the it would have
been probably two thousands, maybe late nineties that had Yeah
she was, but she was. I would almost get sad,
what because she was so goddamn pretty And I was like, man,
(13:39):
I bet your tits looked great before they became spherical.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Into for their spherical basketballs.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I mean, think of Spherracle, I think of m m
at Walsh. You had something to say that you can
plug it in, try out our new system.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
My lady sending me something. Apparently of everything's captioned, this
one isn't captioned. Whatever happens. You have a girlfriend younger
than you, You get short little videos sent to you
all day. She's in her really thirties. Everybody I'm not
talking about.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Like, she's like, look at my new TikTok.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah, yeah, I realized saying that, Like why didn't you
like my different since she's sending you all the time.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, she's not tremendously younger. But there is a divider that.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Is between Yes, she is a hardcore she is right
in the middle smack dab, no debate about a millennial
like where her birthday is like and.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, I think we've talked about this before. There is
just a big difference between like growing up and experiencing
the rise of technology interfering with our everything, and being
born into that of like, you know, no other way.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Although she is she is elder millennial, ill enough to
where she does like internet showed up like when she
was when she was a little when she was a kid,
but she could still she could say she remembered when
she was a younger kid, no internet, and then like
middle school ish for her.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
But even for like quote unquote good parents that you
know are really cautious about, like we don't want to
introduce the iPad or the phone to the kids, or
we strictly limit it. The first thing they're seeing is
an iPhone. Oh yeah, right, like they're going to see
the back end of it over and over again. I'll
look at how fucking cute you are. Oh look my phone,
(15:36):
my phone, my phone, my phone. I'm even my phone.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Your old knows how to whip around that thing like
a pro.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Right, But that's like the first thing that we're doing
is we're taking so many pictures of the fucking cute,
adorable baby that they're like.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
What she does know how to do is unlock it.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Yeah, these people are adults and they have something special
that is this little she gets.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
She gets one of us.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
On little flat potatoes.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
She knows right to go to find her little puzzle games.
She knows right where to go to find Peppa pig
all that shit like she just just whipping around like.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah four four four yep. In what two generations? We
went from blinking twelve VCR two.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah right, my nephews one's about to be twenty one,
the other one the user interface is going to be fifteen.
They could both type their names before they could write them.
They could type many words before they could write them.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah yeah yeah, but can they they write cursive?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Oh? Fuck for what for? What?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
What do they sign the check?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah? Yeah, whoa, let's analyze that statement. What are they
signing a check for?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Also, they gonna eat sign well, the.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Ear generational thing the younger person. My girlfriend the other
day was like, I got to order new checks.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
It's like for what, I gotta pay my Like I'm
I'm forty five, I gotta pay my rent check.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
That's that's a she's a couple of her bills and
like they only take checks. Awa, Are you serious? Are they?
Are they eighty? I told him that my bank took
checks away from me like fifteen years ago. They're like,
you right, checks were taking them away from you. We're
giving you an internet based account.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Okay, I don't I have like it's privately owned but
managed through a rental company. It is not ideal, but
not the worst situation for a renter. I like that
they at least leave me alone. But the flip side
of that coin is that when I ask for something
as simple as like a light bulb, fixture has gone bad,
(17:39):
not just a I'm not I was so clear when
I went in there. I was like, lady, you have
to make sure that when you're writing this out, because
he's like, bad light bulb, I'm like, no, you cannot
call a maintenance guy and tell them to come to
my place and change the light bulb. It's not what
I'm asking for. The fixture is spinning, it's shorted out,
and if I turn the light switch on now, it
(18:02):
pops the breaker and I have to go it downstairs
and reset it, and I have no light in the
back back door entry.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
The light bulb is not broken, the actual light is
broke in.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
And so then she's like, Okay, well, well we'll have
somebody call you, but it's not going to be anytime
soon because we're doing a lot of evictions, a lot
of like okay, I get it, like I pay my
rent on time.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, just so you know, current customer is requesting. Customer
in good standing is requesting his life to be fixed, which.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Is great, which means that they're not going to send
the electrician. They're going to send the guys.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Send the guy.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
As soon as he's done painting over all the outlets
in this current home, he'll come over and paint over
your light fixture and say, well, there you go. Problem solved.
By the way, don't use this switch here else you're
breaker is gonna blow. Put some blue tape over it.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah, they to use it. Okay, it's broken.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
I'll be back dirt Hurt's when I do this six
eight weeks of court so that we might have the
power to shut off for us completely. We're currently this
episode is costing twenty five percent more to record right now?
Is it throw some scratch our way? Yeah, we're getting
As of Monday, we're getting charged twenty.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Five Somebody who's like in charge of like the power
grid in Michigan was like, we don't get much from Ontario.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Yeah, we're I.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Think they said, we're more of a pass through for
like Wisconsin.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, so we don't actually take that much.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
As far as Michigan goes, like a second.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah, I know that. I think DT actually said that
it was gonna affect It's not gonna affect Michigan customers, right, yeah,
now shutting it off that might cause problems. But I
don't know, Like, you.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Know who that is, right, You know who that.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Guy is that's threatened to shut it off.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, that's bastard. That is the brother of the fucking
crack smoking Toronto mayor. That is the same for so
that just remember that is the same Gene Pool is
that crazy fucker? Remember Rob Ford, the crack smoking mayor.
I remember who's fucking dead now. Shocking that a heavy
set man in his forties of smoke's crack did not
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live to see his sixties.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah, so I believe him then, like he could fuck
with our power.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Right, we got two wildcards now we have wild Card
and camp.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I just I just know that, like we've you know
the blackout that and what three was it?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yeah, the three blackout took out Michigan, New York, a
lot of places.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
In between and before and that was pretty smartphone. We'd
be like, it'd be like man, Max times, Now that
shit happened, that's back with your cell phone was just
something a phone you had in your pocket to call people.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah, we would still get cell service because its all satellite.
So I mean you have like as soon as the
power went out masks like that with no indication of
when it would turn back on. I would just average out,
like what's the average self battery life of a iPhone?
(21:26):
You know, figuring that there's some bad ones out there?
Six hours? That's what you got. Until most people's batteries
die and they're like, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, now it's times start killing and eating each other.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
They're trying. They're making fucking potato batteries and shit, you
know a lightning cable hanging out of it.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Damn it.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
I remember this.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I did that.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
It was on Mister Wizard.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
That was the first science experiment I ever did.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Potato battery. Did you do the clock?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I did the What did we do know the battery?
We did the battery?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
What did you hook it up to you or did
you just pook it up to like conductor and just
show that it was Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
We hooked it up to a nine volt to just
show that it could. What do we use a potato
and ninefold and a piece of galvanized steel is what
we used some shit like that.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
It conducts.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
It was like first grade. My dad did all of it.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
If you actually have like a broken light bulb, you
know that physically.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Breaks potato in, twist it out.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah? Where did I hear that? Recently? I was on
a podcast.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
I thought, oh, that was on like Mister Wizard or
kid Bits or something. When we were.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Kevin Smith had an announcement for a new project that
he was super excited about. I thought it was going
to be I listened to his podcast. He's like big
news dropping, but you know, I can't say anything until tomorrow.
It turns out he's doing like a archie. It's a
silent Bob Jayan, silent Bob meat archie. H Okay, Okay, yeah, Hey.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Can I say about Kevin Smith that he is in
the category of person with Al Roker, which, by the way,
I understand why both of these gentlemen did it. But
you look weird skinny? Yeah, Like his head is too
Kevin Smith's head is too fucking big for his skinny body.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
What about Righteous Jumpstones Arizona.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
John Goodman. He does not look weird skinny, Okay, he
just he's a husky dude. He just looks like he's
a large, skinny guy.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Now he didn't become skinny skinny.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Well, yeah, that's the thing, is like two, uh what uh?
What the fuck was I talking about? Who are we
talking about? What the big head? The fuck are we
just talking about? Kevin Smith?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, it's right in front of me.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
It's like, yeah, no, just he he went super skinny,
and so did Al Roker.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Like he had a fucking heart attack and had to Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I think that they reason, both of them fucking had
to do it. So I get it why they did it.
I'm not knocking. I'm just saying, you look weird skinny.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Yeah, you know, that's how he lost all that weight.
He had a heart attack, and then he talked so
much about the heart attack for the next two years
that he just burned calories talking Like the side of
his doctor was baffled. He's like, I've never seen anybody
actually drop weight just by talking. He's like, I just
(24:30):
do you know. I do five podcasts. Each one of
them is five hours long. It Kevin and uh, mostly
I talk about my heart attack and how I'm just
glad to be here, you know, I think, And the
rest of it is me making jokes about blowjobs and come.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I think the culture was as collectively shocked.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
That takes a lot of energy too, burn a lot
of calories talking about come and like.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
A clip that, Oh, I forgot the point I was
gonna make.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
The the culture was as collectively shocked as Kevin Smith
having a heart attack as they were as klay Ake
and coming out as gay, Like oh, like, wait, you've
been a big fact out of your whole life and
you had a heart attack when you hit your fifties.
Hold on, we gotta sit down.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Yeah, no more ho hos? Why no, that's what doctor said,
Doctor did Kevin Smith? No more host?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
No? We now live in a culture where I'm taken
like I can Why did they take the ho host
from us? Now?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Look, I'm a single guy. I can have all the
hoes I want. You're the one that's tied down. True
a single. It's oversized one shot, which if this was
really like a Jay and Silent Bob Bob, it would
be like a giz shot or a cum shot oversized
cumshot crossover. But you can't do That's why it's such
(25:52):
a weird thing. Like it's censored. Jay and Silent Bob. Yeah,
which Jay and Silent Bob. All they do is drugs.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
There's the list.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Is it gonna be Archie all they do is drugs?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Or is it gonna be Archie uncensored? Is Archie gonna which? Well,
look going into Who's universe.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
I guess it's not completely ridiculous to think it just
seems like in comic form, when you take Archie and
you do a live action you know, the live action
Archie show, the Riverdale show that aired recently was pretty racy.
I mean it involved a murder, there was sex. It
(26:37):
was like, you know, adult kind of more oriented television.
Or even Sabrina or is it Sabrina? What was the
girl from mad Men? They had the show where she's
a witch. That's from Archie comics too. Is it Sabrina?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Oh yeah, Sabrina was on mad Men? Clarissa Okay, Sabrina
had the show that Clarissa was in. Yes, Sabrina was
Sabrina was, Yes, Sabrina is an Archie spin off.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yes, I'm getting lost, Sorry I didn't know was Sabrina
in mad Men? I say the girl who played Sabrina in.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
The me Melissa joon Hart.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
No, maybe it's there's another there's another win.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
There was Sabrina, I know, was the one they made
like in the nineties.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
It might not beat Sabrina. Let's focus on this. It
was a teenage witch.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Okay, well, the list of teenage witches is.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yes, but I think there's another one. I'm getting this wrong.
Let's just let okay, I'm gonna look up Sabrina show. Oh,
my package was delivered. Ever, the last thing that you
look at on your browser on your phone is a
link to an app, and so now every time you
open your browser, it opens that app, and you go
(28:03):
back to your browser and it opens that app.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yes, that was just in that earlier Okay.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
I hate that. That's going in my act. That's a
little hunk going in your tight five for Carson Cape.
I'm gonna send a Carson Carson Daily. What was I googling?
I finally got my app to open up good Ship.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Five star podcasts. Everybody, Yeah, what what?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
What was I googling? What were we just talking about?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
That teenage witch show?
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Let's start with Sabrina show. Yes, it was Chilling Adventures
of Sabrina, and that is the one where the daughter
from mad Men played Sabrina in the Gotcha Show.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Well, now that makes more sense. I have no idea
that is, but now your comment makes more sense.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
And they so and Archie has done like they've delved
into horror, like there's a there's been comments where like
Archie turns into a werewolf, but that still all feels
you know, Archie feels fifties, kind of rooted in the fifties.
You know, the style never really evolves much. There's a
(29:13):
template to drawing Archie. You know, if Archie doesn't have
a hashtag on the side of his head, then it
ain't an Archie.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
You got a little tic tac toe behind his ears.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Got to get the pound sign on there. And the
girls they all have the same, you know, little upturned
nose and pert little upward pointing breasts.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yep. And there's no black people.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
There's you know, they've gotten better on that. Oh, they
have gotten better on that. But it's still white as fuck. Archie,
white as fuck.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Riverdale gang I knew as a kid was very Caucasian.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Let's see. Oh, they actually have some quotes and so
maybe issues written by Smith himself. No surprise, Uh, Archie
taking on a summer job at the quick Stop convenience store.
We're only to find himself working alongside none of them, Randall, Graze, Badavians, Smith, Seminole,
they used to ford there nineteen ninety four film Clerks,
(30:12):
Well when Jan sign on Bob hit the scene, Archie's
life and all over Riverdale only get wilder from there.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Say is it after Archie's first day is at him
in the corner of his room, hunched in his bed, crying.
They're working with Randall the whole time. Why Randall hasn't
gone anywhere in thirty it's Randall is the manager by now.
I don't know, it's been thirty years, but.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
I don't see it so much in Clerks. But if
you look at Malrats Marats is definitely Archie that has
Archie written all over it.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I could, yeah, I could see it. You could make
it work.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
I mean really, all the gags are just they're just
turned up a little bit to make it more adult,
like in an Archie comic they were. They could totally
do a gag where it's one of them, you know,
Juughhead has some contraption and it ends up hurling them
through a wall and into the dressing room where the
girls are changing, and you know, you just don't get
(31:11):
to see that.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Drughead has some contraption that him Jane Silent Bob ends
up smoking weed through. I could see that.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
No, no, no, what I'm saying. What I'm saying is, oh,
I can see the gags. If you just took out
like the swearing and nudity out of the gags in
all the comedy, you could do that in an Archie comic.
It wouldn't be like, oh, I can't believe they showed that, Like,
you know, they could show like the girls in their
bras covering themselves. Maybe. Yeah, they're just talking here a
(31:42):
lot about what a big fan he is, and then
somebody from Archie Comics, what what a genius. It's just
a it's just a sixty.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Nine soues blowing each other.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Right, But I mean, this is the official announcement, so
they're not a fit know where this is from games Radar,
but they're probably just pulling from a press release, but
it definitely doesn't say anywhere in there. Finally, Archie, you know,
is gonna make a blowjob.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Joke like we've all been waiting for.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Yeah, I think, yeah, Kevin Smith's going to be very
seventy years all of Archie and I don't I believe
that he's not even going to try and slip in
a you know, Simpson's ass double on Tondra like Watch
Out for the reach Around.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, we get him to just finally nail Betting and
Veronica at the same time. Can we at least get
that for him? It's been like seventy years. They go
to college, you all get drunk one night.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Would you settle for just one of them? I don't
even know that that's happened.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
No, he shid various dates with both of them throughout
the years. Can we just one night? You know, they
all get college, the tequila comes out, he gets to
nail both of them, gets it out of a system.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Yeah, I'm sure the writers sit around all the time, like,
you know what, this thing's been going on for seventy years.
Let's just blow the whole thing up. Let's just end
this right here, right now. I finally agree to go
on a double date. They all have sex, and then
whatever has resolved from there, and it's completely different dynamic,
and nobody wants to read it anymore. This is bomb.
(33:18):
This whole thing.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah, last two weeks, dude, fuck it?
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Well yeah, I mean, I'm sure it's not the first example,
the earliest one that I can think of that that's
doing what Simpson's has been doing, has been doing, you know,
that Perpetual Universe, that's a comics thing before it was
a television thing or an animated thing.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
South Park's doing it too, right, Those kids should be
fucking yeah, those kids should all be like pushing forty
at this point.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
The sliding scale of you know, they try, they they
try and work this out. Like I literally I bet
you there's guys at Marvel NDC that just sit down
and go all right, So, like, how old should we say? Batman?
Is right? Because like when I was a kid, Batman
was an adult and and not even like you know,
(34:13):
in college adult, he was an adult adult.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Like Batman's six hundred seventy four years old.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
I would guess you would say thirty firmly adult. From
a child's perspective, you would think, yeah, and still to
this day, like maybe you can push it and say,
like Batman's pushing forty after eighty years, he's finally.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Paying a little gray showing up under the mask now
you get Cloney to play him again. No nipples.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Cloney lost a lot of his gray He's said, trying
to reverse time on us, like you've had great hair
since r.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Now you've had gray hair since the nineties, and now
you're gonna pretend likenk you don't.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Yeah, and now you got this like I mean, I
guess like whatever. You know, if he was a woman,
we wouldn't think much of but we'd be like, oh,
they dyed their hair, be.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
The guards, you make your face weird, because that's probably
what he would have done.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
But yeah, this is you know, it's not like he
went full on, like you know, I got jet black hair.
He doesn't look like Paul McCartney.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, but Ringo star, Oh you're eighty years old and
all your hair is black. Huh.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
But it does kind of seem like, you know, he's
trying to make a gradual transition like no, no, no,
my hair is just doing this. I don't know. Life's weird.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
No, I got Benjamin Button disease.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
There's h in Tim Robinson's I think you should leave.
There is a great sketch about you can order a
series of bald caps that well, so what it is
is if you've been wearing a two pay and you
want to stop wearing it, but you don't want to
just like it. As an example, this guy just he's like,
(35:52):
you know what, trying to move on and just admit
you know who I am. And he shows up for
work and they're all like, what the fuck, dude, you
can't just fucking spring that on us, Like holy shit, dude, no,
you look fucked up. And so and they show him
(36:14):
like with the two pay and he calls this service
and they they're like, we'll send you every you know,
for each day, you'll get a new ball cap with
less and less hair on it, you know, when you
just switch it out, and they show him. You know,
people come by and they're like, oh man, bummer. He's like, yeah,
what can you do. Happens to everyone eventually, I guess,
(36:36):
you know. And then they eventually get down to being bald.
And then they're like, if you really need it to
happen in a hurry, though, we had to offer an
express service. And then shows an office party and the
guy's got a drink in his hand and he's got
his two pey on and this guy in a gorilla
suit just runs up and rips his hair off.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
He's like, oh my god, my real hair. Oh that
is a great premise that you look fucked up.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
You know what's funny is is seeing Bill Burr with hair.
When you look at old footage when he stills into it.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, chapel shows he looks weird.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Yeah, when you finally decided to make that move, it
was so much the right move. I bet it felt right.
I bet he got more pussy. I bet he was
in a relationship at the time and still got more
pussy from his wife or a girlfriend or whoever it
was his wife.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
I'm gonna throw you some more.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Yeah, Like, you are way more fuckable now without that
brillo pad on top of your head.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Well no, he calls himself a bald, freckled ginger.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
This this seems to be like the moment for Bill Burr. Huh.
I mean, he's hitting the press pretty hard right now.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
I guess he's got a.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Broadway thing, he's got his special.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
I mean, I've been I'm I've I've actually last within
the last month or so, I've unsubscribed from his podcast.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I just there's too much sports and griping. No, it's
more I tuned in a couple of times recently.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I either think it's either he it's an act, or
he doesn't believe what he's saying. Yeah, I'm sure. Last
few months he's made a lot of headlines with a
lot of the like, especially when he was talking about
the help I got the hiccup, sorry, the healthcare CEO.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
But he'll go on all just he's the guy that Luigi.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
But even before that, he'll go on, oh yeah, he'll
go on all these rants about corporate greed and all
this and that and then.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Try again. But you know, we gotta wait a little.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
And then it's buy my tickets from Live Nation and
watch my stuff on Netflix and Hulu.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
It's like, right, I mean, I don't know. He's always
been like a workaday guy, but I think he's not.
He's not as he's not like Louis c k was like,
you know, fuck everybody, I'm gonna do it my way,
and I'm gonna literally do it my way.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
I'm gonna finance my own bill. Is to that point,
he'd be like, get everything on my website.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
He might he should be, and maybe, but I think
he's just like got this workman's mentality. I mean, he's
our age, he's for our generation, and I think he
has the same work ethic that he just applies to
comedy and he's like, yeah, go get a fucking job
and work it. I don't think he's trying to be
an empire. I don't know, right, I don't know him,
(39:44):
but I'm just guessing.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
And there are parts, there are parts of me that
do think he's lived out in California a little too long.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
He was, he was making headlines for laying into the Elon.
He was like, fuck Elon Musk. He called him something
like putty face or something like that. Or he's got
like a you know, fake face and fake hair and
all that shit.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
I just think it's intellectually dishonest to call that guy stupid.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
He also says that like guitar Center is the number
one place to see sad men, Well, now yeah, he's,
oh my god, one of the saddest places on earth.
Real bursas in the video failed struggling musicians behind the counter,
A bunch of men in loveless marriages are divorced, just
hanging around looking at the guitars. Is that a custom color?
(40:30):
Is it? Maybe? If I add that to my collection.
I'll Philip whatever this void is in the center of
my chest.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
I never got the dudes who bought guitars to not
play him never understood that. Yeah, and there's some guitars
or the prices so much like if I bought that,
I'll never play it. So that's stupid to mide.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
I didn't. I don't give Guitar Center a lot of money,
but they had a ridiculous deal on a guitar that
I wanted and I didn't own a guitar. I owned
no electric guitars. I was like, I really need to
own an electric guitar again. So I caved. I probably
could have price matched them with somebody else, I bet you.
If I called up Sweetwater, I could have just given
(41:08):
their probably should have done that. That's where you get
the rest of my ship from. Because it's Sweetwater is
not far from us. I can get I order shit
and sometimes it's like next day just regular ups that's
coming from Indiana and they're nice. They gave us candy
and so this is from this little thing, our sweet
(41:30):
last time, it was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Oh that's all. That's all. Like if that was in
a Halloween bag, that's like the end of the bag.
You've eaten everything else.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
It's a bit of honey, two of those like Swirly
Mints double Bubble, double Bubble, which they sat one in
the last order that I got from them, and.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
I forgot how good this is.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
But it's only good for like thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Yeah, and then is that a root beer barrel?
Speaker 3 (42:00):
The root beer barrel? You want the root beer barrel?
Speaker 2 (42:05):
If this was a Halloween bag. I mean, this is
this is like the end of the bag. This is said,
this is what we're eating like two weeks before Christmas.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
Oh, Smarties were in the last one.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Yeah. See that's Smarties is an upgrade from everything in
that bag.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Yeah, there's there's a role of Smarties in there, which
I just downed all in one mouthful, Like how can
you just eat one Smarty? It's physically possible, it's not.
It's like it disappears. You're like I put one on
my tongue and I can't find it, Like, yeah, it
before you even chew. I didn't even I didn't get
to taste it. I guess Luigi Mangioni, since the we
(42:40):
brought him up earlier, is the latest news on him
is that he had to deny that he was one
of the stars of a sex tape that was going
around with his name on it. People are so hot
for this murderer.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Oh yeah, he's the sexy murderer. He's like that dipshit
from the Boston marathon like ten years ago.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Oh what murderer has like attracted more sexual attention.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
The dipshit from the Boston bombing. Remember that he was
on the cover of Rolling Stone.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
Yeah, it seems like more people want to Ted Bundy.
But did gay guys want to fuck the Boston bomber?
Because gay guys want to fuck Luigiman Gioni, straight girls
want to fuck Luigi and Gioni.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Why didn't want to have access to his fan mail?
So I'm not sure if the ratio.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
And want to be with him? Man, Yeah, you know
who's the charming ass motherfucker is James Marsden. You know
what James Marsden is, right?
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Yeah, he played Cyclops.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
In the Sonic movies.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Yes, in the Sonic movies. This is a good year
for James Marston too. That guy's making bank.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
But ended up being Liz Lemon's husband in thirty Rocks.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's really he I think he's I
don't know. Maybe he's not underappreciated. Maybe everybody out there
realizes that James Martyrsten is brilliant, and maybe he works
exactly as much as he should and gets the parts
that he wants. But I can always use more James Marson.
He is so fucking versatile. You know, he's legitimately funny
(44:18):
when he does comedy. He is legitimately funny when he
plays a character that needs to be charming. Oh my god,
is he charming? He is in Oh shit, Paradise, that's
what it's called. Have you seen or heard of Paradise
on Hulu?
Speaker 2 (44:34):
No?
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Okay, this is a serious recommendation. I know you probably
still have Hulu. Right, that's one of the right now, Okay, well,
I like to get it back. That's the time he
catches some Hulu look into Paradise. Don't read anything about it.
It's it's just such a great it's such a great story.
(44:55):
Marsden plays like he plays the President of the United States,
but he's a very loose one like he you know,
he's a he's very casual in his interactions, kind of
Trumpion in that way, but not he's not an OAF either.
He's a bit like if if if you took Trump
(45:16):
and Obama and like JFK and like mashing them together
into like one human being. That's how I feel like
you would have liked like stunning good, looks like way
too casual attitude for the office, and also oozes verbal.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Charm Donald Kennedy Obama.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yes, but I really like I like his portrayal as
a president. I think it's original, and I like how
it's written too, because I think this is how you
should do it. You know, it's impossible not to pull
from history, right, everybody who's written, you know, a price
(46:00):
into their script has to. You can't just go, I'm
going to think of a completely new president that nobody's
ever thought of, because nobody would recognize that as a president.
And it's not like the list of presidents is super long,
and the list of presidents that are on the average
American citizens consciousness is way shorter than that, like the
(46:25):
last four and maybe five or six from history that
they would be able to identify. But making enough of
an amalgam that you're not, because that's what throws me
is like you see a president and You're like, Okay,
this is a Nixon type, this is Clinton type, this
is a Trump type, this is you know, a Carter type,
(46:49):
and it it weighs too much on the movie. You're like, okay,
so this movie is about like the Carter presidency, because
like this is who let's.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Make him like presidential. Don't make them too specific.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Right, just make him presidential. That's thank you for summing
up what I like in a suit. Yeah, Bill Pullman, Yeah,
that's that's a good pri Who are the good Who
are the best presidents on film.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Or just what's television? Michael, We'll go a guy in
the West Wing, Cheene. He looked good in the suit.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
He felt presidential. Yeah, best presidents in film and TV.
And we're just gonna get a little so gold Derby.
Whatever the fuck this site is? I mean they lead
off with an image of of Sheen right there, Morgan
Freeman as Tom Beck. Do you know the movie? This
will make a little quiz component of it. I'll give
(47:41):
you the.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Actor in that event Horizon.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
Oh you are so close? You were so close? Uh,
same same idea, same cadence. He was not an event.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Horizon, wasn't the president? Eddon Maybe the maybe.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
What happens after something like an on horizon you will
have in the aftermath a deep deal deep impact, Deep impact,
deep impact, which is the sexiest sounding of all of
the disasteries of its era.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
And would not have to change its name to be
a pornoll, yes, exactly, and just keep the same title.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
And I would hope it wouldn't change its cast because
what's her name? That was? Gosh, what was her name
that was in that movie? He went on to be?
Speaker 2 (48:29):
Was she?
Speaker 3 (48:29):
Wasn't she? Madam President?
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (48:31):
How about Jamie Fox as James Sawyer? You know the
movie No. Twenty thirteen, White House Down. Do you see
that one?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Geena Davis has Mackenzie Allen, No clue. Commander in Chief
two thousand and five. John Travolta has Jack Stanton nineteen
ninety eight. Primary colors, primary colors? Is he a he
is a Clinton type?
Speaker 2 (48:59):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (48:59):
He was?
Speaker 2 (49:00):
He was Clinton?
Speaker 3 (49:01):
He wasn't He was just supposed to be Clinton. They
just couldn't name it that. Jack Nicholson as James Dale
nineteen ninety six. You don't know this one. You probably
have seen this nineteen ninety six. This is Micholson. You
would have How old were you in ninety six eleven?
Speaker 2 (49:22):
No, it was like ninety six. I was seventy sixteen
or seventeen, depending on the time of year.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Oh, okay, what movie Mars attacks Ah and I saw
that movie too, Yeah, and I figured you did. Everybody
saw that fucking movie and good and holds up?
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Who was the president again?
Speaker 3 (49:44):
Jack Nicholson, Jack Nicholson as James Dale, Jeff Bridges as
Jackson Evans. I would have not gotten this, no clue.
The contender from two thousand. I can imagine Jeff Bridges
being decent two thousand eras Jeff Bridges would make a
decent Jeff Bridges now would not make the debates now
(50:10):
all right, I think somebody said, how you do, Jeff Bridges?
You just chew your tongue. Oh Jesus were scoring seven
years ago? Man Billy Bob Thornton. I don't remember he
played the president I guess with no name in two
(50:33):
thousand and threes Love. Actually, I don't remember a president
in that movie. Jillie Alloyd Dreyfus as Selena Meyer. Yes,
for a season, she was president in Deep Not I
shouldn't even say for a season. I think it was
the one episode of it was like the first episode
of that season. Bill Pullman, Independence Day, Thomas Jay Whitmore.
(50:58):
I should have made you guess the name then, because
that was too easy. How about this one, Peter Sellers
as Murkin Muffly.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
No idea, Peter Sellers were getting just.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Let out that name. I mean, it's very intentional and
this is the clue then. Also Murkin Muffly nineteen sixty four. Yeah,
Doctor Strangelove. You never seen Doctor Strange live?
Speaker 2 (51:24):
I have not.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
Oh it's so fun. You didn't The fucking guy riding
the bomb? What the fuss his name?
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Everyone knows that scene, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
But you have to see it in context. Dennis Haysbert
as David Palmer twenty four Yeah, I would not have
known that one. I did not watch twenty four.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Fall Steak Guy.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Uh oh yeah boy, what a voice on that guy?
Huh man have inclined as Dave. Yeah, I shouldn't have
said the name. Dave Kovic and Dave Wait, what was
that one about? Was he he looked like the president?
Speaker 2 (52:02):
He was the.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
Stand in and something happened the President got kidnapped or something,
or did he actually die? But for whatever reason, they're
like you the president. Now, Yeah, Harrison Ford as.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
Get off my air Force one, Air.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
Force one, James Marshall.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Get off my plane and give me back my son.
No way, that's wrong, actor.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
Or I'm going to turn into a red hull and
tear you apart. But I'm not growing a mustache. Martin
Sheen as Josiah Jed Bartlett in The West Wing. So
then that just leaves one left. What they say is
the number one, and he guesses, go ahead. Michael Douglas
as Andrew Shephard nineteen ninety five, film by Aaron Sorkin,
(52:45):
written by Aaron Soka, director by Rob Reiner. Douglass plays
a smart, charming, carrying incomfident democratic president.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Is the American President?
Speaker 3 (52:53):
Yes, yeah, ding ding ding, very good, very good. I
can't argue with that. I can't think of anybody that left.
Oh wait a minute's Rock and Head of State. What
about coup President Camancho?
Speaker 2 (53:07):
Yeah, looks out two black guys.
Speaker 3 (53:09):
Yeah, well they had at least two in there right now.
There's three in there, that's true. There's three in that
list and one woman. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
What about the lady from Scandal who tells Liver medication.
Now two women. She was the president.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
Lady from Scandal.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
Now she's got big eyes rose Byrn. No, her name
is she's got like a dude name.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
His name is Rob Paulson.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
Scandal. Well, I have a scandal President. We get like
nine hundred Trump results scandal TV show President. Oh that's right.
It was a dude, but then he wasn't. But at
the end it was a chick. It was the president. Yeah,
the spoilers, that chick, the spoilers on a TV show
that other ten years ago.
Speaker 3 (53:57):
Who is that? She's pretty? What's her name?
Speaker 2 (54:00):
O Bellamy Young is her name? She was president led
to that. Now she sells liver medication.
Speaker 3 (54:06):
I'll know where to go now I ever have a problem, Yes,
all right, I guess we can wrap up. We didn't
try to fire off a couple of samples. There, you
had your board back up. Let's bring back the soundboard.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
I missed.
Speaker 3 (54:20):
I missed the drops. You know what? Oh do you
want me to find some new ones for you to
mix it up?
Speaker 2 (54:28):
Yeah? I think this program is dead though, Oh really,
I don't think I can get new stuff in it.
I think yeah, it has ceased. I think this app
has ceased to be.
Speaker 3 (54:39):
Ship. That ship is loud. We can turn that down.
Get that again. Let's see where we're at in the
voume and hence that's better. And hence, uh, George, there's
one that that's an evergreen.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
Yes, he's experts.
Speaker 3 (55:01):
What is that one from?
Speaker 2 (55:02):
That's from the Ali g movie. That movie is so
fucking underrated.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
Yes, it's so good.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
No, that's what he's.
Speaker 3 (55:09):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (55:10):
He was having his like he was he became prime
minister or whatever, and he had his friends come to
the science lab and they're like, we is and it
is like medical weed testing or whatever. Him and his
two boys getting blazed.
Speaker 3 (55:23):
But it's gonna be Trump and Elon doing ketamine, right,
We's experts.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
Actual audio from.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Dose Wheeze Experts.
Speaker 2 (55:40):
No, I will I will say. I think I said
this before. I think if you call Elon stupid, you're
being intellectually dishonest. You might not like his politics.
Speaker 3 (55:48):
Guy's not stupid, he's not dumb, and he has no filter.
Speaker 2 (55:53):
Yeah, I mean, I think theutism is strong with that one.
Speaker 3 (55:57):
They can confuse a lot. I think a lot of
people confused no filter for stupidity. There's no there's no
relations some people are dominant have no filters. When people
are smart and have no filter, you do.
Speaker 2 (56:08):
Not accidentally become the world's richest person. You don't fall
bast awkwards into that.
Speaker 3 (56:13):
Actually, I think the smarter you get, the less of
a filter you have, because you have less I mean
this is a generalization, but you may have less social intelligence. Yeah,
you know you're you're science your stereotypical scientist types.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
I mean, you can give fuck. He's gonna be a trillionaire,
he's got nineteen kids.
Speaker 3 (56:34):
I was listening to Sean Carroll's uh he's a physicist
that does a long interviews and he also does a
monthly AMA where people write in and you know a
lot of times other scientists, and he's just going off
and I'm like, I'm getting like ten percent of this.
I just love it. And I often I had it
on in between I was working on music, but also
(56:56):
like I was exporting stuff, so there's like downtime in
what I was doing, and so I would turn the
podcast back on. I'd turn it off and like work
on something else to export that see what that sounds like.
And I turned back to my bluetooth speaker. I'm like,
all right, say something smart, Sean, and I turned it on.
He's like, I think that's a little too reductive. Actually,
(57:20):
damn on point all right, damn dude, you gotta call
me out trying to learn from you.
Speaker 2 (57:26):
He doesn't.
Speaker 3 (57:27):
I made him sound way nerdier than he sounds. But anyway, Yeah,
plug our own podcast.
Speaker 2 (57:35):
Hey, listen to star podcast.
Speaker 3 (57:37):
Yeah yeah, I bet you a Sean Carroll isn't have
five stars, but either's somebody's like I feel like he's
talking down to me.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
Yeah, one star, fucking the classic, fucking give zero stars.
Speaker 3 (57:47):
I would. I don't know if they can't do that.
Wasn't the nerd voice, that was the Lenny voice.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
Oh, we'll keep us. Rate us, rate us reviews, funny,
tell us we're good. Yeah yeah, give us money. Go
to PayPal, go to the website, click us, like us,
love us, uh, exors for media that it's all the
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five star podcast, Rate and review us wherever you.
Speaker 3 (58:18):
Break up the street.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
Yeah, come on, man, don't we come down on you? Yeah? Yeah,
you don't.
Speaker 3 (58:24):
Want to see the weed army cut.
Speaker 2 (58:26):
Yeah, the weeds. You don't want to see the weeds.
People as army, stay high, Stay high, my boys.
Speaker 1 (59:06):
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