November 26, 2024 • 49 mins
On this week’s show Chris and Aaron talk about: the Tyson Paul fight, The Onion to buy InfoWars, zero G semen tests, euthenasia roller coaster, Tom Green is a farmer and the Trump administration and cannabis. Please follow us on Twitter @TheWeedsmen420, Instagram @TheWeedsmenPotcast, and on Facebook at Facebook.com/TheWeedsmenPotcast/ Download the rest of our shows at ChristopherMedia.net!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christopher Media. Let's make some noise from Asthma Core Studios
near Detroit, Michigan. It's the Weedsman Podcast. And now you
have smoked yourself retarded. Here are the Weedsmen.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Do you want to get hot?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Welcome to the Weedsman Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm Chris, I'm Aaron. Welcome back we are, But uh,
you want to talk about today?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
We are?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
There is the Tyson fight. Did you watch that? No,
I'll jump right into it.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
But I heard all. I heard all the particulars and
not that I am shocked that a fifty year old
looked slow against someone half his fucking age. I could
not entertain the fantasy people our age were entertaining.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, it was. Uh, Mike Tyson is the toughest gen xer. Right,
He's a gen xer, isn't he around our age?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Fifty eight?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
He's a little yeah, he's a little too old for that,
but he was still like the idol of a lot
of generation.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
He's like he is stuck between He's like on that
between the cusp but like Boomer and exert right.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Well, I think I think he's more x and attitude
than a Boomer.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I'll eat his children. Oh, yeah, we all remember that one.
But I mean, I feel this was this fight represented
a lot of This is like a benchmark for people
our age, and I feel for a lot of guys
our age, this was them dealing with their mortality. Like,
I don't know, in what universe you think a fifty
(01:50):
eight year old man is going to be a twenty
eight year old man in a fight. Male athletes are
generally considered in their best shape at twenty eight years old.
You were at top peak. The best you're gonna get
as a male athlete is twenty eight. After that, I
could with the NFL, I could prove it to you.
After twenty eight it is all downhill.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
There were Yeah, I think a lot of people were
looking at this fight to prove their thesis that millennials
are pussies and that that gen X is just a
stronger generation.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I own, as someone who owns middle.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Least has nothing to do with it. This is a
young kid in this prime who's fucking huge. I would not,
by by the way.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
He's also taller. He's bigger than Mike Tyson.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yet, like I'd get that. I would not mess with this.
I wouldn't mess with anybody, but I wouldn't even give
this person an opportunity to want to mess with me
hystere cly like.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I own a middle aged male body. There was no
way I ever thought Mike Tyson was going to win
this fight. Yeah, like everybody. Yeah, but he's so powerful. Yeah,
he's fifty.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And you ate and you haven't put your body through
I mean, yes, he's done a lot of training, but
he's also put it through a lot of punishment and
fifty eight.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yes, and he also couldn't take a flight in July
from Miami to LA without coughing up blood. But yeah,
he's gonna beat a twenty eight year old in a.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Boxing Why was he coughing up blood?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
He had had an issue with an ulcer. Like this
fight was supposed to be in July. I didn't realize
the six months.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I didn't realize they delayed it that much. Yeah, I
mean they were talking about it.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
There was supposed to be like fourth of July. This
was supposed to be a big event like Fourth of
July weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
It started out with the controversial slap right at the.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Way and everyone is now called his hardest hit of
the whole affair.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, I'll just give it another shot and keep your
eye on it. We're played with technical difficulties here, just
like the the fight was, right, I guess everybody experienced
some sort of lag during it or it dropped out.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
It's gets a little bit more to me in for
this than the Tom Brady roast that was the last
live event, wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I don't know, I imagine so it sounds right, yeah,
I mean, you just can't get that many people on
a live stream, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yet.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
The Internet is good, but it's just it's not that good.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I mean what we are definitely when we look back
on this, or when our robotic ancestor or ancestors forcesters
ancestors look back on this, we're on We're I believe
we are at a transitional time in history where we
are phasing from one like modality to another, like we're
(04:43):
you know, like it a few years ago to be like, oh,
how quaint they used to use wires, you know, stuff
like that ship like that.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I mean, the fact that we have wires strung all
over the fucking planet to you know, send election tricity.
It's going to be looked at as like, wow, it
you guys are really backwards. Uh, it just didn't give
a fuck.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
They used to only be able to broadcast TV signal
for X amount of miles. It was tied to a tower,
like those primitive fucks. You know, shit like that, and
you know it's I mean, and the seeds are being
sewn for it. No now, I mean it's probably you know, decades,
you know, will long be in the ground, like, oh,
how quaint. They used to make music with their hands,
(05:29):
like you know that those days are those seeds have
already been sown.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah. I get a lot of shit like that on
my feed because I'm into electronic music and just weird
instruments and stuff like that. And I got this one dude,
I can't remember his name. Okay, something's going really wrong.
Check one too. I don't know if that's.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Uh oh hey, check check.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
It's just it's just on my mic. Huh. Yeah, I
don't know. I couldn't tell if that is a mic
issue or if because it sounded more digital check chuck chuck. Hello,
I'm like, I'm not like overloading the mic.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Check check damn studio gremlins. Yeah sounds fine. Now.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, there's a guy that I seen pop up on
Instagram a few times that has like something like on
his neck and uh, like this big band that has
like chords attached to it's probably like contact mics or
something like that. And then he's got like this array
of things that he can like blow into and all
(06:40):
these like motion He's just his whole thing is pretty
much like just capturing music through movement, not relying on
you know, triggering something, hitting something, plucking something. What is
the company that makes the Rollie boards? Have you ever
seen these?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
The ro.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
It's a really spongy keyboard. I've had my hands on
one before. It's set up like a regular you know
keyboard is, but it's a little bit longer, and instead
of keys that you're actually hitting, it's just this like
pad that you can push down on so you can
like you can hit a note and then control like
(07:23):
you know, some sort of modulation by pushing your finger
up on it. Or you know, it's pressure sensitive too,
so you can like put kind of like aftertouch on
a keyboard. Shit like that. And now they have forget
what they call it, but it's just this thing that
sits about looks like about eighteen inches above your keyboard
(07:44):
and almost like a music stand with no back on it.
It's just these bars that come up. They've got sensors
in them, so you stick your hand in there and
then you can like tilt it a certain way or
open and close to do like all different functions whatever.
You can sign to whatever you want a song.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
As they're still teaching people the twelve tone scale in
fine with it. It really doesn't matter how you make
the tones right. Yeah, just don't kill music theory.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I saw a video of somebody displaying there, well, what
would it be like a perfect temperament or something like that,
and it was these frets on a guitar neck that
were like all squiggly. They went up and down so
like it was like per it was like perfectly intonated
(08:31):
because the guitar is just really kind of fudge I mean,
a piano's fudged. Really have you ever listened to like
they've done classical pieces like what they thought they would
have sounded like at the time, because now we do
it on I don't I don't know the terms for it,
but like there's a certain tuning that like that we're
(08:52):
just used to, you know, like if you get some
keyboards you have like what they would call oriental settings,
but it's basically just tunings for like Indian and Asian
music where they're using a different scale. But beyond that,
like there was just because what do they call it?
(09:13):
Equal tempered, which is basically taking like these perfect intervals
and fudging them so that you can make it all
work on an instrument easily. It's basically when you started
moving to like instruments like a harpsichord or a piano
where you had to have you had to decide on
a note. You know, a violinist can like move his
(09:37):
finger and he can just use his ear and get you.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Know, like a like a fretless bass.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah. Right, I don't know. I don't know what I'm
talking about talking about. Are you still recording? We're afraid
this thing's gonna conk out on us any second. So
the slap on the fight, right, yeah, you think the
slap was real? Do you do you buy into any
of the conspiracy theory that the fight was totally rigged?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
No, I think the slap was fake.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Oh you think the slap was fake? Okay, yes, right.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I do not think the fight was rigged. I do
not think you can rig as quickly as he ran
out of gas.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, there was.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
At one point he looked like an old man out there,
like shuffling around.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Some were saying that he was signaling to Jake Paul
like he was. He did some kind of motion with
his glove that was like, hey, keep your gloves up.
I mean, if so, I think that was just more
of like a super experienced fighter telling, you know, the
young guy, Hey, you know your form's a little off.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
You cannot fake the old guy shuffle. That's what he
was doing at the end.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, I mean I saw, like the little clips that
I saw.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
At the end, he was you might as well.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
He was gassed pretty quickly.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Put him in some house, shoes in a robe because
he was shuffling around like somebody's granddad, because he is
somebody's granddad, because he's fifty eight years old.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I don't know why. I mean, I guess I could
understand why somebody like Jake Paul would want to do this.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I think this fight was more of an attempt to
further legitimize Jake Paul as a fighter.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Sure, but I think if he I don't think he
thought it through enough. Because if you lose, you lost
an old man. If you win, you beat up an
old man.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Either way, you walked away with forty million dollars. I
think he thought it through plenty.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
He's yeah, he's a he's a winner. I mean, I'm sure, Like,
how much did Mike Tyson get twenty? Okay? Was that
the like the winner got the bigger amount?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Was that? Not? Sure? No? I think no?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Or is that just.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
What they made? Yeah, but they broke all kinds of records,
like no, like put this way, Netflix will work with
Jake Paul again. Jake Paul and Netflix made a whole
bunch of money together.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah. Oh, I don't like Jake Paul made money. He's
gonna make more money, He's gonna be more famous because
of this. Like that, I can I all get in
the aspect of trying to legitimize yourself as a fighter.
I don't think it was the smartest way to go.
I don't think it really does much for the sport either.
I think it's probably still a dying sport.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
The guy's calling out next whoo whoop his ass. Yeah,
so that'll be fun to see. He's calling out like
a guy who's active right now.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, right, that's that's kind of what I'm trying. The
point I'm trying to get to is like, you want
to establish establish yourself as a legitimate fighter, so you're
gonna work your way down from the oldest. I mean,
I guess that's how it is. Unpunched a punch out.
Start with Glass Jo Joe, all the boxers fought to
(12:50):
Bob Charlie.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
And I guess Tyson's now included in that list of
Tomato cans. Any legitimate boxer he's fought has been someone
who's like past their prime or isn't that good?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Like so, yeah, so he hasn't really fought anybody who's current.
Rocky on the circuit.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
What was I forget but the one where they told
them that they were lining Rocky up against a bunch
of to maybe but I'm winning fiery, Yeah, because I'm
setting them up for you.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, wasn't that the first? I don't know. I couldn't
tell you because.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
It wasn't mister t his first real opponent.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
So that would have been the second one definitely then,
because wasn't it the third? Right? Was it Rocky? No?
That was Rocky four? Wasn't it? Do they make four
of them?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Four? Was even nine? Well? I haven't seen it.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Russian is the Russian Yeah, I was getting ahead of
myself in my thoughts, but I was thinking that four
was the Russian one.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah, four is I Must break You.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I remember seeing previews for that ship when I was.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Littleplunder is actually a better actor than Sylvester Stallone.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Right, there's a second season of Tulsa King.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, there's something else that Paramount has that said.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Well, it was Internet. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Did you did you watch all of the first season? No, okay,
it was. It's a really fun show, and I dig
it a little formulaic, and yeah, the constant jokes of like,
you know, I don't get modern technology. You know, it
gets old, but it was still fun enough. It doesn't
(14:24):
really end well, it just kind of ends with like, okay,
but just.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Think like if you went to jail in the year
two thousand, you get yourself twenty five years in the
year two thousand and you're about to get out and
like you have to get out now and go wait,
what's happened to cell phones?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah? Right, but that's I mean, that's like Captain America, right,
they did that joke with him. He's got the list
in uh, I think it might have might be Endgame
where he's, uh, he's talking to Sam Wilson and he
tells him something that he's got to check out, and
he whips out his list and it's like, okay, all
the things that he's missed, and it's like, you know,
(15:02):
like Steve Jobs is on there, and Star Wars is
on there, and I can't remember what the Wizard of
Oz just like you know, everything, But they just they
don't constantly go back to that. Well maybe they do. No,
they go more to like him just being a goodie goodie.
That's the joke that they keep going back to. On UH.
On Captain America, apparently Mike was biting his glove a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah, I saw those stills.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
What is he doing?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
He says he has a biting fixation. Well we know that, said,
uh yeah, yeah, I got proof.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah so yeah, maybe as people are like if if
you feel urged to bite bite your glove.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I wonder if that's some kind of like ped ped
performance enhancing drug like makes him do that.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Oh they thought you meant like maybe he's got like
something on his glove that he's like sucking on, like
he's you know, got some tiger blood and then he
dipped his glove and tiger blood.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
No, maybe he's like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Dor rhino semen shots.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Maybe he's doing like shots of testosterone or something before
the fight.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
And he's just like doused in poppers.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Maybe he took twenty five Iagra and he's just sitting there.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
But yeah, like if he was doing something speedy and
it makes you grind your.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Jaw, that's more that I was getting it.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Holyfield actually says once he starts
biting on his gloves, this is when he gets nervous.
When he gets nervous, he bites on the gloves. He
can't figure it out. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, it's his first fighting, legitimate fight in two decades,
and the dude's fucking thirty years younger than him, and
I head taller than him. He'd be nervous too, about
to get my old alf whooped.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Yeah, and it even too. I guess it was obvious
that Paul was going easy on him because he could
have just fucking I guess after the second our own
Paul could have just beat the fuck out him if
he wanted to.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yeah, but he was trying to give the people their
money's worth, right, he wants to put on a show.
He knows how long this clip should be. Well, he's
a YouTuber.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Well also, I also do like at the end, he's like,
I wasn't trying to hurt somebody that didn't need it
to be hurt. He's pretty much going like he's fucking, yeah,
I hurt the guy. I'm not trying to hurt the guy,
which I thought that was a little admirable, But that's me.
Everyone think this guy's a fuck head.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I don't know he he doesn't seem like he's not
a complete degenerate. He's just kind of a I just
think he's kind of a chod.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Because I think he was getting into what you were
talking about, like, I'm not going to beat up an
old man. I got to a point where like I
could kick this old man's ass. I'm not going to
do that.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
He's proved his point.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
His kids are here, we're on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, you see what's happening with Alex Jones and his
Info Wars sight. Yeah that's being but it's being contested now.
But yeah, the Onion is going to buy Info Wars,
or at least they intend to, and turn it into
a parody site.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Yes, and it's being financed by the Sandy Hook families,
their part their partners with the Onion.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yep, and that's that's actually the grounds for the for
the contest. What what's the forum? I'm trying to it's
being contested, So I don't know they're saying that.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
About where the money is coming from and all saying like.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah, there's some sort of collusion of like you know
that's Hey.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I love this case because I think there needs to
be repercussions. I think you can't get on the Internet
and say whatever you want, like knowing that it's false, right,
Like you can't do it on the public airways? Why
is it? Why is it the wild Like there should
be like fine, if we're gonna be allowed, if it's
going to be the wild West, well then hey.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, this isn't a free speech issue because he was
allowed to speak freely over and over again. You know,
he was Nobody was stopping Alex Jones from putting his
opinion out there. Free speech sometimes has consequences. That's not
that's not not freedom of speech. That's just consequences for
(19:22):
speaking your mind when you're completely wrong and being a
total piece of shit.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Yeah, like this isn't having like an opinion on a
message board like this. You you wandered and what was it?
What got him? It was libel?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Right, I don't know, but yeah, I would imagine.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
So, yeah, and I think the loophole I think that
got him, I think was because his show was syndicated
on radio stations. That's how they got him.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
See. So, First United American and LLC that runs Jones's
online supplement store file an emergency motion disqualifying the winning
bid of the union's parent company, Global Tetrahedron alleged that
the bankruptcy trustee improperly concolluded with Connecticut families who won
(20:13):
nearly one point five billion in legal judgments against Jones.
So I think what I'm going, Well, they didn't pay
much for it.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Well, no, I think what you read, and remembering what
I read, I think because they went to the families
and not the other way around, that is the issue.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
It's also the fact that so what First United American
is claiming or fuach, they're claiming that their best and
final bid was three point five million, and the Onions
bid was one point seven five million, and the whoever
(20:54):
was handling the bankruptcy would be, you know, distributing the assets,
and they gave it to the Onion despite the lower bed.
I don't know if that's true, but that's yeah, one
point seventy five million dollars, that's all info Wars is worth. Like,
that's got to be worth it for the press alone
on this, for the Onion to do this.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
He's still operating like he is still it's not info Wars,
but he's still he's still on every fucking day. He's
still selling his stupid vitamins. He's yeah, I mean, I
get it. It's all in how you fill out the paperwork.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
That is, I mean again free speech. I worked there,
you know, uh there. I don't know much about bankruptcy,
but I do understand that there's plenty of versions of
bankruptcy where you can continue to operate your business. And yeah,
I mean, the bankruptcy is just based off the fact
that he that he lost this judgment. They said, was it.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Like I know he had I know he sold his studio.
I know he sold a bunch of shit, right.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Jones has claimed Elon Musk and President Donald Trump President
Electronal Trump are investigating the bankruptcy auction in his favor,
noting that Musk's ex court filed the notice of appearance
in the case, which involves the potential transfer of Jones's
ex handle in the sale. How much could that be worth?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
What you want about Elon? But if you know anything
about the dude's history, he's good at business.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, I don't know that Elon or Donald Trump want
to be associated.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
With Alex Jones, right, correct?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, I mean as much as like.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Them.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, lose my number, Frank caller.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
New phone.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
But overall, I hope that I hope that the Onion
is successful. Just knowing that they're doing this with the
money and the cooperation and full backing of the parents
that were affected by Alex Jones's bullshit, how could you
not want them to succeed? And it just sounds like
justice done right. Alex Jones isn't isn't in jail right.
(23:06):
He's hampered, you know, he's it's made his life a
less comfortable than it used to be, I'm sure, But
you know, nobody's muzzled him like he like you said,
And you also get the poetic justice. It's great when
legal justice and poetic justice can come together.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Man, if I were him, I'd be doing something else, man,
Like what I mean, something not in the media would
be Alex Jones, the LPAKA farmer or something.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, but I don't know, Like I guess he'd have
to be me too, But would that even work?
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Like how could you?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Like there's some aspect of him that still sells to
some part of the population, I guess.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
But I'm a rational thinking person.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
But he's been doing this shit forever, Like I don't
I don't think he starts it info Wars. I think
he joined up because I remember seeing info Wars flyers
like two thousand.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
I don't understand at this point how people as long
as he's been around, and it's it's a bit. It's
a bit, especially if you ever heard any of the
audio of him testifying in court for this Sandy Hook trial.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
That was his whole defense.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
It's a whole it's a performer, yes, and just the
shit that he talks about. I could tell early on like,
oh this this has to be a bit or this
guy is crazy.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Like yeah, the floor, Eyde in the water making the
frog sky, Yeah, that's a classic. Scientists took semen onto
a vomit comment flight, and the results were concerning.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Okay, questions, what are you guys doing? First of all,
let's start with the number one overarching question.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Why, Well, I would assume that, like if they're male scientists,
they're bringing semen on anyway.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Oh, but what hypothesis was being tested? They're like, you
know what, I don't know?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Like, well, I mean, wouldn't you want to know if.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Vomit common?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Has anyone? Has anyone been impregnated and impregnated in zero G?
And would it make a difference. I imagine it would
like there's got of gravity has to play some role
in like how everything.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Like you should zero G Like no, don't want to
pull out, You'd be dodging little globules of semen like forever.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I feel like the internal properties would probably still be
the same.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah, I can't imagine it would make that much of
a difference. You never know, Yeah, I get I would
imagine that during the course of a pregnancy, that being
if you were in zero G like the whole time.
I bet that that would drastically change and gravity has much.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
More Babies don't not learn to walk those like.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Three well, just the way that the baby sits and
the whole you have a baby, like a baby be
up in your chest. Team decided to subject to sperm
to microgravity by the use of a parabolic why does
it say why so known as a vomit comment.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Great, you want to see zero G?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Why?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Okay? So apparently it's difficult to get sperm samples to
the ISS where they could just stuff in zero G
like usually, well, I don't know why is it though? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Is it? Though?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I mean?
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
And according to this article, it's a little unfair and
unreasonable to ask astronauts to partake and this is partake
in any such research themselves. Man, it's not.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
They've been separated for humans for a long time.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
But as base as we all get when we talk
about shit like this, and we're all having fun, like,
we're still adults enough that like, if we had to
like give us a semen sample, we could do it
without like being completely embarrassed or bursting into laughter or something.
We'd go into it, you know, going to the office
of the Playboy and jerk.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
It out as long as it's for science.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
So like, isn't that big of a deal to like,
and what they put astronauts through like, are you telling
me that if you were asked to like jerk off
into a cup, you'd be like, wait a minute, what,
like they put them through the ringer. Probably I would
imagine they want to see what their sperm looks like. Anyways,
you know, with all the tests that they they put
(27:45):
astronauts through, they're probably already looking at their sperm.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
To do two tests, one in the cup and one
out of the cup, yeah, we just the second one.
We just want to see what happened.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Yeah, the second one's just for yucks for us, you know,
so have fun with it. We don't. We don't really
need to see the results on that one.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Make sure we don't do it around any of the
equipment panels.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah. Exposure to short duration gravity load changes, including microgravity
as sustained in the real robotic flight.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
Load the right word choice, yes, stistically significantly just decreases
the sperm motility and vitality of human fresh sperm samples
in the future.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Should humans remain in space for long periods of time
with exposure to different microgravity and hypergravity peaks, reproduction may
pose a problem to be tackled.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
No, baby, zero G. You can't get pregnant.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, the first lie told in space. I was also
I was reading about a youth in Asia roller coaster.
Oh yeah, here it is. What this is a This
is a hypothetic divice. I ah, so it doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Just from like a Futurama episode.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
No, it's it's a basically a thought experiment. I guess, like,
that's not a great picture of it they show this. Yeah,
it's basically it's it's one big hump to get you
up to speed, and then it just spirals and the
spiral gets closer and closer together.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
It's something about like the blood or it'll give you
an aneurysm or some shit.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
It just drains all the blood from your brain so
that your brain dies. It was once thought up by
Julie Julie Jonas or a bonus his name something made
up seeing the melt Brooks film right in twenty ten,
dubbed the Hypothetic Death Machine. He's Lithuanian, that's why the
(29:52):
what a funny name. It's a project that was awarded
the Public Prize of New Technological Art of Update in
twenty thirteen. I'm assuming that's a Lithuanian prize. It just
doesn't translate that well. But what is the what is
the contest? Here? Was the contest to design a youth
(30:12):
and Asian machine or was that just like right, No,
it was just a design something cool and that was
your idea.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Sign Asian machine. And this guy went ape shit, oh yeah,
I'm just signing a roller coaster.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I think these speedlines make it look pretty nifty. Agreed,
first prize.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
It makes before kans Van look like fucking.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I saw shit. I saw somebody took that scene where
Homer enters they design the nuclear power plant, you know,
and the famed Grimes episode and Rick Grimes, yes, grimy,
and you know, you see he just makes a copy
of the existing plant, and then he puts some stripes
(30:56):
on it. Oh that He's like, this appears to be
are you know my power planting? He's like, yes, but
I think the speed stripes make it look nice. He's like, agreed,
first prize. But somebody just put like the PlayStation five,
the PlayStation five pro picture over it because it's got
(31:18):
like the events on the side of it, the new model,
so it's like, yeah, it's here, you go. It's just
like the old one, only it's got stripes.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Was it. I know it was Pizza Hut, but is
it the PS five or yeah, I think it's the
PS Pizza Hut is coming out with a warmer Pizza
Hutter Dominoes that you can attach to the PS five
to keep your pizza warm. Is using the heat from
the vent?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
You know they should have done that with the PS
four because that thing definitely ran hotter. I don't I
had to, don't have I don't. I haven't heard about
overheating issues. They actually run amazingly. Yuh, it's smooth and cool.
But I don't know. Maybe some some are putting their
their consoles through more punishment.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
I mean, if you're attaching a pizza warmer to your
video game console, I feel you've got two problems.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, I mean it sounds like a sounds like a gag.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
No, it's real, hold on.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
You look that up. I'll finish describing this youth in Asia.
Roller coaster design includes space for twenty four people. You
couldn't just make it a one seater.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
No, we're we're checking out twenty four people at it.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
We're yeah, this is uh, this is like Futurama.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Shity, this guy, listen, you not doing this for just
one person.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Yeah, this is population control, I call it. Yeah, they
I named the roller coaster endgame. So twenty four people.
Each person has the option of pressing one of two
buttons stop and go. However, if just one out of
the two dozen decides against it, the ride would simply
come to an end. So you have you have stop
(33:07):
and go in front of every person does and all
twenty four people have to hit go for it to
got getting to twenty four people on the same page
about ending your life? Okay, everybody ready? Just another five? Yeah,
all right, and get back on Instagram. Yeah. Oh Jesus
(33:32):
Christ Donald wants to appoint Who come on? Are we
ready to go? Yeah? Can we move this along? I
just just let me finish this video up and send it.
Are you posting right now?
Speaker 3 (33:48):
So? Pizza Hut has revealed the Pizza Warmer, a PS
five accessory that uses the console's heat to keep pizza warm.
The accessory isn't for sale, but you have to three
D print your you want one. The warmer sits on
top of your PS five and uses a heat from
its vent to keep your pizza warm.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I don't see that as a good idea. My first
concern is that it would actually be blocking some of
the radiant heat that I want to escape the console.
My second thought is that you're gonna possibly drip cheese
and oils onto your five piece of equipment. Third concern
(34:29):
is looking and feeling like a complete loser who does
not have his life together.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
They recommend what listen, walking from the couch to the
kitchens to warm the pizza up is a bridge too far.
I have a warmer on my video game console. A
pizza recommends lining the inside of it with foil to
guard against exactly what you are talking about.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, which is then going to reflect radiant heat back
onto your PlayStation five. Anyone, anyone who prints that out
and uses it, you can have a free seat on
the youth in Asia roller. After the five hundred meters
initial drop, the track flattens out and begins the first
of seven inversions in a row, and that is the
(35:17):
deadly part. It would take sixty seconds for the train
to go through all seven inversions, with each inversion getting
gradually smaller and smaller in diameter in order to maintain
ten gs of force to all the passengers during the
entire sixty second experience, you would gradually begin experiencing worsening
cases of cerebral hypoxia, meaning your blood would rush to
(35:40):
your lower parts of your body and your brain wouldn't
be getting enough oxygen to survive. First thing you would
notice is your vision graying out, which would then gradually
turn to tunnel vision, and then you'd just go unconscious
and die. That sounds horrible. That does not sound like
an easy way to go.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
And then'd be the worst pull in ever.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Right, Hey, welcome back, Yeah, welcome back to America's rollercoast where.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Welcome back to Well, you're never mind. I don't have
to say any of this. Nobody's listening. Maybe we shouldn't
have let any children in today.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
There actually is. Uh. They mentioned a case where it
was used in a book, in a work of fiction.
The concept is apparently in this book there was an
incurable plague that was affecting children, and so I guess
they just had to find a fun and easy way
to get rid of all these disease carrying orid little bastards.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
All right, guys were going to the amusement park.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Two dozen at a time. Yeah, you know, like, uh,
this ride looks cool, but I can't find any Yelp
reviews on it.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Do not recommend one star?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah, but who's who's to say one day this maybe true?
You know. I mean, if this does happen and enough
people go on it, somebody's gonna survive it, right, and
it's gonna be like one freaking nature. He's like really short,
he's got a really big head. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Uh, that's I'll give it one star. Do not recommend
everyone else on the ride died?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Hey, No, he's gonna survive it, and then it's gonna
be like a thing like people are gonna go on it,
like can you survive it? Jake Paul is going to
be on the on the Death Spiral, Roller Coade, the.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Raw Dog Flights. Yeah, Like I saw that. I was like, yeah,
I've done that before. It's called there's no Internet on
the flight yep, and you didn't download anything on your phone?
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Yeah, it's called flying in the nineties.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Yeah. But yeah, you know what I do. I go
to sleep And one could argue, oh, wow, congratulations, you
just meditated for two hours.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah you're so zen.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Yeah, because it's essentially what you did. You sat alone
with your thoughts for two hours. It's called meditating.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Have you seen Tom Green recently?
Speaker 3 (38:14):
I have not.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
He looks like a I don't know what he looks like.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Whoa, This looks like a definitely looks Canadian.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
It looks like he is going out west find some gold.
He's got a big gray beard, scraggly hair, just looks old.
He's now fifty three and has ditched his inauthentic Hollywood
life to become a farmer.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Well that looks about right based on their picture.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
No, he was on somebody's podcast a couple of years ago,
and yeah that's he still does comedy. But yeah, and
he's not doing comedy, he's just being a farmer.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Like he does like stand up shows.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
He just goes around the comedy clubs.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah, maybe it's a decent living for him. He had
a very like bright and brief career, didn't he.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yeah, how long was it?
Speaker 2 (39:03):
The Tom Green Show is on like maybe a couple
of seasons than he do.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Yeah, that was like late nineties, early two thousands. I
mean what he's called out in the real slim shady,
and that's from what two thousand? So yeah, I feel
Tom's green heyday? Oh yeah, the late nineties.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
He's what's the lyric?
Speaker 3 (39:22):
He said it was cool for Tom Green to get
on TV and I don't help a dead move.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
But what does he say after that? My buma is
on your lips, That's what he says. Yeah, but very
influential for like.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Yeah, I mean you've talked about him last time. I
don't think he jumps to mind immediately. I don't think
you get Tim and Eric without Tom Green.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Nope, orly well, you don't get they don't get a show, true, right,
They'd probably still be weird comedians. Yeah, but they don't
get a show without Tom Green's show coming first. I
think even shows like like Jackass, even though that was
more inspired by skate videos and shit that they would
(40:05):
do on that, they wouldn't get a show on APV.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
He pushed a comedy envelope that nobody had pushed.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Yeah. Also probably heavily influenced some of my favorite and
lesser known shows like Wonder Shows.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
And or another guy that comes to mind, who's that?
Sasha Baron Cohen Yep? Basically his career yep.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Absolutely yeah. I think I think that Sasha Baron Cohen
would be less successful if Tom Green didn't pay some
of that way because Sasha Baron Cohen was able to
if people were able to look at it and go, Okay,
I understand what this is. Yes, I get what he's
doing and not be confused by the show and be going,
(40:49):
well is the real or is it not? Or I
don't get it?
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Like?
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Yeah, I think I think Tom Green did a lot
to like broaden our sensibilities for comedy, bring back some
ridiculousness that maybe had been lost in the very snarky nineties,
in the very uh, I don't know, somewhat stale comedy
of the eighties, even though there are some very classic
comedy movies.
Speaker 8 (41:12):
You Donald, for real, it's trumping it right, y'all.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
So don't businesses?
Speaker 5 (41:25):
Well, business started from the day one, from early in
the in the world, and.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
What was they doing business?
Speaker 5 (41:32):
And back in the day, many many, many years ago
he walks out of years ago people were doing.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
A couple of minutes.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Yeah, I think he does want to buy.
Speaker 5 (41:44):
I don't know, man, you gotta you gotta ask them that.
Speaker 8 (41:47):
I've got some business I did that I just want
to tell you about.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
And I'll be a foolish very quickly.
Speaker 8 (41:52):
What is the most popular thing in the world.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
Music, No, tell me ice cream?
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Okay everyone, that's a weird answer for Donald because he's
not into music, really is he?
Speaker 6 (42:10):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (42:11):
So me idea is what you need to make a
drip proof ice cream? No, I promise you I will.
Speaker 8 (42:24):
Come out with just like these ice cream gloves that
make the ice cream not go on your hands and
make it all well sticky and also keep your hands warm.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Okay, when when is.
Speaker 8 (42:37):
He in the ice cream?
Speaker 3 (42:38):
Is your win or is you?
Speaker 5 (42:40):
Okay? Well, it sounds like a good idea, and I
hope you make a lot of money. Good luck, folks,
it's been nice sing you can take care of yourself.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Well, it sounds like an interesting.
Speaker 8 (42:48):
We's got like P didd he is going to be
in it.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Good Yeah yeah, wrong guy to name check at the
end of the video.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
Yeah, oh yeah, speaking of P Diddy, Like all the
ship that's been revealed since this first blew up. I know,
I was on record on this podcast going like is
this legit or is he just a freak that they're
going after because he's powerful. No, this guy is a
fucking maniac who's raped people, rape kids.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
By the way, Like, oh, quiet, every you know how
he's getting like no support from like, but he's also
getting no detractors. There's like just silence from the celebrity community.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
What if he makes it out of this? Right? A
lot of he must have like he's not going to
but what have he done? He's black Epstein right, like
he's gonna take me down.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
He's probably got so much shit on so much people.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
It's all on tape.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
Apparently you haven't heard anyone come out and say fuck him.
You haven't heard anyone else say I support him.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Do you see Jennifer Lopez naked? I've not I thought that.
There's like there's like basically security camera footage of an
incident that went down at one of his parties, and
she's just walking around in just a G string.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
I feel like Dave Chappelle and Undercover Brother right now?
Is it everything I ever dreamed of?
Speaker 2 (44:19):
That's pretty good because.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
That that's prime j Lo. That is still early twenties,
mid twenties j Lo. That's before any surgery, that's still
working with God gave her.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yeah, But I mean this has gone from like, oh,
you know, these people are crazy, they like the party,
it's called a freak off, to like as soon as
the kids get involved in You're like, what, okay this
is this is a totally different story and I don't
even think like that.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
I brought it up last week. It said it's he's
he's a guy who works for the Blaze, he's a
comedian and it's a fringe. But he said, his theory
is Michael Jackson was trying to put a st up
to that crap with the kids, and it's all a
giant smear job on him. But then you know, again,
my question is, so was the giant amusement park in
(45:11):
his backyard a giant smear job on him? Like it's
also to put the Michael Jackson stuff on the timeline.
Puffy ain't ship During that first Michael Jackson lawsuit, Puffy
is like, uh, he's he's like he's helping Biggie record
ready to die while that first lawsuits going down.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Yeah yeah, yeah, his his freak offs are like, you know,
maybe haven't even happened yet. He maybe got two chicks
to come back to his room with him. Yeah, so
it's speaking of Trump, you know, looking, Rosie, if your
major issue is is cannabis, as much as I like
it is not, but Trump has been vocal about cannabis
(45:58):
reform has uh jfk JR. And Uh, I always call
him jfk JR rfk JR.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
Jfk jr. Is in the bottom of the fucking yeah
Atlantic Ocean.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
And uh and Matt Gates Jesus, a name that I
have a hard time not puking when I say it. Now,
we'll see how long he lasts.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
But like the Kendall that got left in the sun.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Right, Yeah, he's like on his side and his hair
just kind of melted off.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Like put in the oven somehow, or like.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Gates is a vocal supporter of cannabis legalization.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
He's investigating drugs.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Yeah, that does note here. However, he's facing scrutiny in
an ongoing investigation and the allegations of a twenty seventeen
sexual relationship with a minor. So Jesus, I mean, I
don't know, it's not like the attorney general. That's the
law for the land. But uh, having that person in
(47:04):
any position of power is kind of disgusting.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
If it will be hilarious as he resigned from Congress
and then he won't get confirmed. Now he's just can
be asked out with no gig.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
That'll be what hen out.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Yeah, no gig, because he resigned from Congress the day
he got nominated.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Oh you say, I see he resigned already expecting.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
The Yeah, then he won't get confirmed and then he's
going to be sitting there in January, was dicking his well,
probably like that. Well, yeah, if you know anything about.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
His no, he's help probably go straight into Fox News
from there.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
Right. He replaced Pete Hegseth, and.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
His podcast is going to be huge. I'm sure. It
says although attorney general's stance care the attorney general stance
carries weight cannabis legislature, legislative reform ultimately rests with Congress,
so that that's going to be an interesting one because well,
Congress hasn't been able to do much of anything for
(48:03):
the last eight years. So maybe the fact that, I
mean the Republicans have all three the.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
First time since like the Obama administration, all three chambers
have been aligned.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Yeah. Obama managed to get stuff done because he had
all three chambers. Yeah, so anyway, we'll see, let's just
wrap up for now.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
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Speaker 6 (49:06):
Oh yeah, oh man, I can't wait for that.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
But un children, stay.
Speaker 6 (49:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
Do you want to get hot?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Welcome to the Weedsman Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm Chris, I'm Aaron. Welcome back we are, But uh,
you want to talk about today?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
We are?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
There is the Tyson fight. Did you watch that? No,
I'll jump right into it.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
But I heard all. I heard all the particulars and
not that I am shocked that a fifty year old
looked slow against someone half his fucking age. I could
not entertain the fantasy people our age were entertaining.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, it was. Uh, Mike Tyson is the toughest gen xer. Right,
He's a gen xer, isn't he around our age?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Fifty eight?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
He's a little yeah, he's a little too old for that,
but he was still like the idol of a lot
of generation.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
He's like he is stuck between He's like on that
between the cusp but like Boomer and exert right.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Well, I think I think he's more x and attitude
than a Boomer.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I'll eat his children. Oh, yeah, we all remember that one.
But I mean, I feel this was this fight represented
a lot of This is like a benchmark for people
our age, and I feel for a lot of guys
our age, this was them dealing with their mortality. Like,
I don't know, in what universe you think a fifty
(01:50):
eight year old man is going to be a twenty
eight year old man in a fight. Male athletes are
generally considered in their best shape at twenty eight years old.
You were at top peak. The best you're gonna get
as a male athlete is twenty eight. After that, I
could with the NFL, I could prove it to you.
After twenty eight it is all downhill.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
There were Yeah, I think a lot of people were
looking at this fight to prove their thesis that millennials
are pussies and that that gen X is just a
stronger generation.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I own, as someone who owns middle.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Least has nothing to do with it. This is a
young kid in this prime who's fucking huge. I would not,
by by the way.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
He's also taller. He's bigger than Mike Tyson.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yet, like I'd get that. I would not mess with this.
I wouldn't mess with anybody, but I wouldn't even give
this person an opportunity to want to mess with me
hystere cly like.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I own a middle aged male body. There was no
way I ever thought Mike Tyson was going to win
this fight. Yeah, like everybody. Yeah, but he's so powerful. Yeah,
he's fifty.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And you ate and you haven't put your body through
I mean, yes, he's done a lot of training, but
he's also put it through a lot of punishment and
fifty eight.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yes, and he also couldn't take a flight in July
from Miami to LA without coughing up blood. But yeah,
he's gonna beat a twenty eight year old in a.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Boxing Why was he coughing up blood?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
He had had an issue with an ulcer. Like this
fight was supposed to be in July. I didn't realize
the six months.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I didn't realize they delayed it that much. Yeah, I
mean they were talking about it.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
There was supposed to be like fourth of July. This
was supposed to be a big event like Fourth of
July weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
It started out with the controversial slap right at the.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Way and everyone is now called his hardest hit of
the whole affair.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, I'll just give it another shot and keep your
eye on it. We're played with technical difficulties here, just
like the the fight was, right, I guess everybody experienced
some sort of lag during it or it dropped out.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
It's gets a little bit more to me in for
this than the Tom Brady roast that was the last
live event, wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I don't know, I imagine so it sounds right, yeah,
I mean, you just can't get that many people on
a live stream, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yet.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
The Internet is good, but it's just it's not that good.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I mean what we are definitely when we look back
on this, or when our robotic ancestor or ancestors forcesters
ancestors look back on this, we're on We're I believe
we are at a transitional time in history where we
are phasing from one like modality to another, like we're
(04:43):
you know, like it a few years ago to be like, oh,
how quaint they used to use wires, you know, stuff
like that ship like that.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I mean, the fact that we have wires strung all
over the fucking planet to you know, send election tricity.
It's going to be looked at as like, wow, it
you guys are really backwards. Uh, it just didn't give
a fuck.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
They used to only be able to broadcast TV signal
for X amount of miles. It was tied to a tower,
like those primitive fucks. You know, shit like that, and
you know it's I mean, and the seeds are being
sewn for it. No now, I mean it's probably you know, decades,
you know, will long be in the ground, like, oh,
how quaint. They used to make music with their hands,
(05:29):
like you know that those days are those seeds have
already been sown.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah. I get a lot of shit like that on
my feed because I'm into electronic music and just weird
instruments and stuff like that. And I got this one dude,
I can't remember his name. Okay, something's going really wrong.
Check one too. I don't know if that's.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Uh oh hey, check check.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
It's just it's just on my mic. Huh. Yeah, I
don't know. I couldn't tell if that is a mic
issue or if because it sounded more digital check chuck chuck. Hello,
I'm like, I'm not like overloading the mic.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Check check damn studio gremlins. Yeah sounds fine. Now.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, there's a guy that I seen pop up on
Instagram a few times that has like something like on
his neck and uh, like this big band that has
like chords attached to it's probably like contact mics or
something like that. And then he's got like this array
of things that he can like blow into and all
(06:40):
these like motion He's just his whole thing is pretty
much like just capturing music through movement, not relying on
you know, triggering something, hitting something, plucking something. What is
the company that makes the Rollie boards? Have you ever
seen these?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
The ro.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
It's a really spongy keyboard. I've had my hands on
one before. It's set up like a regular you know
keyboard is, but it's a little bit longer, and instead
of keys that you're actually hitting, it's just this like
pad that you can push down on so you can
like you can hit a note and then control like
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you know, some sort of modulation by pushing your finger
up on it. Or you know, it's pressure sensitive too,
so you can like put kind of like aftertouch on
a keyboard. Shit like that. And now they have forget
what they call it, but it's just this thing that
sits about looks like about eighteen inches above your keyboard
(07:44):
and almost like a music stand with no back on it.
It's just these bars that come up. They've got sensors
in them, so you stick your hand in there and
then you can like tilt it a certain way or
open and close to do like all different functions whatever.
You can sign to whatever you want a song.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
As they're still teaching people the twelve tone scale in
fine with it. It really doesn't matter how you make
the tones right. Yeah, just don't kill music theory.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I saw a video of somebody displaying there, well, what
would it be like a perfect temperament or something like that,
and it was these frets on a guitar neck that
were like all squiggly. They went up and down so
like it was like per it was like perfectly intonated
(08:31):
because the guitar is just really kind of fudge I mean,
a piano's fudged. Really have you ever listened to like
they've done classical pieces like what they thought they would
have sounded like at the time, because now we do
it on I don't I don't know the terms for it,
but like there's a certain tuning that like that we're
(08:52):
just used to, you know, like if you get some
keyboards you have like what they would call oriental settings,
but it's basically just tunings for like Indian and Asian
music where they're using a different scale. But beyond that,
like there was just because what do they call it?
(09:13):
Equal tempered, which is basically taking like these perfect intervals
and fudging them so that you can make it all
work on an instrument easily. It's basically when you started
moving to like instruments like a harpsichord or a piano
where you had to have you had to decide on
a note. You know, a violinist can like move his
(09:37):
finger and he can just use his ear and get you.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Know, like a like a fretless bass.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah. Right, I don't know. I don't know what I'm
talking about talking about. Are you still recording? We're afraid
this thing's gonna conk out on us any second. So
the slap on the fight, right, yeah, you think the
slap was real? Do you do you buy into any
of the conspiracy theory that the fight was totally rigged?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
No, I think the slap was fake.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Oh you think the slap was fake? Okay, yes, right.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I do not think the fight was rigged. I do
not think you can rig as quickly as he ran
out of gas.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, there was.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
At one point he looked like an old man out there,
like shuffling around.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Some were saying that he was signaling to Jake Paul
like he was. He did some kind of motion with
his glove that was like, hey, keep your gloves up.
I mean, if so, I think that was just more
of like a super experienced fighter telling, you know, the
young guy, Hey, you know your form's a little off.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
You cannot fake the old guy shuffle. That's what he
was doing at the end.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, I mean I saw, like the little clips that
I saw.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
At the end, he was you might as well.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
He was gassed pretty quickly.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Put him in some house, shoes in a robe because
he was shuffling around like somebody's granddad, because he is
somebody's granddad, because he's fifty eight years old.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I don't know why. I mean, I guess I could
understand why somebody like Jake Paul would want to do this.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I think this fight was more of an attempt to
further legitimize Jake Paul as a fighter.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Sure, but I think if he I don't think he
thought it through enough. Because if you lose, you lost
an old man. If you win, you beat up an
old man.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Either way, you walked away with forty million dollars. I
think he thought it through plenty.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
He's yeah, he's a he's a winner. I mean, I'm sure, Like,
how much did Mike Tyson get twenty? Okay? Was that
the like the winner got the bigger amount?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Was that? Not? Sure? No? I think no?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Or is that just.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
What they made? Yeah, but they broke all kinds of records,
like no, like put this way, Netflix will work with
Jake Paul again. Jake Paul and Netflix made a whole
bunch of money together.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah. Oh, I don't like Jake Paul made money. He's
gonna make more money, He's gonna be more famous because
of this. Like that, I can I all get in
the aspect of trying to legitimize yourself as a fighter.
I don't think it was the smartest way to go.
I don't think it really does much for the sport either.
I think it's probably still a dying sport.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
The guy's calling out next whoo whoop his ass. Yeah,
so that'll be fun to see. He's calling out like
a guy who's active right now.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, right, that's that's kind of what I'm trying. The
point I'm trying to get to is like, you want
to establish establish yourself as a legitimate fighter, so you're
gonna work your way down from the oldest. I mean,
I guess that's how it is. Unpunched a punch out.
Start with Glass Jo Joe, all the boxers fought to
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Bob Charlie.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
And I guess Tyson's now included in that list of
Tomato cans. Any legitimate boxer he's fought has been someone
who's like past their prime or isn't that good?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Like so, yeah, so he hasn't really fought anybody who's current.
Rocky on the circuit.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
What was I forget but the one where they told
them that they were lining Rocky up against a bunch
of to maybe but I'm winning fiery, Yeah, because I'm
setting them up for you.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, wasn't that the first? I don't know. I couldn't
tell you because.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
It wasn't mister t his first real opponent.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
So that would have been the second one definitely then,
because wasn't it the third? Right? Was it Rocky? No?
That was Rocky four? Wasn't it? Do they make four
of them?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Four? Was even nine? Well? I haven't seen it.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Russian is the Russian Yeah, I was getting ahead of
myself in my thoughts, but I was thinking that four
was the Russian one.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah, four is I Must break You.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I remember seeing previews for that ship when I was.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Littleplunder is actually a better actor than Sylvester Stallone.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Right, there's a second season of Tulsa King.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, there's something else that Paramount has that said.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Well, it was Internet. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Did you did you watch all of the first season? No, okay,
it was. It's a really fun show, and I dig
it a little formulaic, and yeah, the constant jokes of like,
you know, I don't get modern technology. You know, it
gets old, but it was still fun enough. It doesn't
(14:24):
really end well, it just kind of ends with like, okay,
but just.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Think like if you went to jail in the year
two thousand, you get yourself twenty five years in the
year two thousand and you're about to get out and
like you have to get out now and go wait,
what's happened to cell phones?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah? Right, but that's I mean, that's like Captain America, right,
they did that joke with him. He's got the list
in uh, I think it might have might be Endgame
where he's, uh, he's talking to Sam Wilson and he
tells him something that he's got to check out, and
he whips out his list and it's like, okay, all
the things that he's missed, and it's like, you know,
(15:02):
like Steve Jobs is on there, and Star Wars is
on there, and I can't remember what the Wizard of
Oz just like you know, everything, But they just they
don't constantly go back to that. Well maybe they do. No,
they go more to like him just being a goodie goodie.
That's the joke that they keep going back to. On UH.
On Captain America, apparently Mike was biting his glove a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah, I saw those stills.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
What is he doing?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
He says he has a biting fixation. Well we know that, said,
uh yeah, yeah, I got proof.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah so yeah, maybe as people are like if if
you feel urged to bite bite your glove.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I wonder if that's some kind of like ped ped
performance enhancing drug like makes him do that.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Oh they thought you meant like maybe he's got like
something on his glove that he's like sucking on, like
he's you know, got some tiger blood and then he
dipped his glove and tiger blood.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
No, maybe he's like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Dor rhino semen shots.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Maybe he's doing like shots of testosterone or something before
the fight.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
And he's just like doused in poppers.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Maybe he took twenty five Iagra and he's just sitting there.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
But yeah, like if he was doing something speedy and
it makes you grind your.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Jaw, that's more that I was getting it.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Holyfield actually says once he starts
biting on his gloves, this is when he gets nervous.
When he gets nervous, he bites on the gloves. He
can't figure it out. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, it's his first fighting, legitimate fight in two decades,
and the dude's fucking thirty years younger than him, and
I head taller than him. He'd be nervous too, about
to get my old alf whooped.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Yeah, and it even too. I guess it was obvious
that Paul was going easy on him because he could
have just fucking I guess after the second our own
Paul could have just beat the fuck out him if
he wanted to.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yeah, but he was trying to give the people their
money's worth, right, he wants to put on a show.
He knows how long this clip should be. Well, he's
a YouTuber.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Well also, I also do like at the end, he's like,
I wasn't trying to hurt somebody that didn't need it
to be hurt. He's pretty much going like he's fucking, yeah,
I hurt the guy. I'm not trying to hurt the guy,
which I thought that was a little admirable, But that's me.
Everyone think this guy's a fuck head.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I don't know he he doesn't seem like he's not
a complete degenerate. He's just kind of a I just
think he's kind of a chod.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Because I think he was getting into what you were
talking about, like, I'm not going to beat up an
old man. I got to a point where like I
could kick this old man's ass. I'm not going to
do that.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
He's proved his point.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
His kids are here, we're on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, you see what's happening with Alex Jones and his
Info Wars sight. Yeah that's being but it's being contested now.
But yeah, the Onion is going to buy Info Wars,
or at least they intend to, and turn it into
a parody site.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Yes, and it's being financed by the Sandy Hook families,
their part their partners with the Onion.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yep, and that's that's actually the grounds for the for
the contest. What what's the forum? I'm trying to it's
being contested, So I don't know they're saying that.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
About where the money is coming from and all saying like.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah, there's some sort of collusion of like you know
that's Hey.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I love this case because I think there needs to
be repercussions. I think you can't get on the Internet
and say whatever you want, like knowing that it's false, right,
Like you can't do it on the public airways? Why
is it? Why is it the wild Like there should
be like fine, if we're gonna be allowed, if it's
going to be the wild West, well then hey.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, this isn't a free speech issue because he was
allowed to speak freely over and over again. You know,
he was Nobody was stopping Alex Jones from putting his
opinion out there. Free speech sometimes has consequences. That's not
that's not not freedom of speech. That's just consequences for
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speaking your mind when you're completely wrong and being a
total piece of shit.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Yeah, like this isn't having like an opinion on a
message board like this. You you wandered and what was it?
What got him? It was libel?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Right, I don't know, but yeah, I would imagine.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
So, yeah, and I think the loophole I think that
got him, I think was because his show was syndicated
on radio stations. That's how they got him.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
See. So, First United American and LLC that runs Jones's
online supplement store file an emergency motion disqualifying the winning
bid of the union's parent company, Global Tetrahedron alleged that
the bankruptcy trustee improperly concolluded with Connecticut families who won
(20:13):
nearly one point five billion in legal judgments against Jones.
So I think what I'm going, Well, they didn't pay
much for it.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Well, no, I think what you read, and remembering what
I read, I think because they went to the families
and not the other way around, that is the issue.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
It's also the fact that so what First United American
is claiming or fuach, they're claiming that their best and
final bid was three point five million, and the Onions
bid was one point seven five million, and the whoever
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was handling the bankruptcy would be, you know, distributing the assets,
and they gave it to the Onion despite the lower bed.
I don't know if that's true, but that's yeah, one
point seventy five million dollars, that's all info Wars is worth. Like,
that's got to be worth it for the press alone
on this, for the Onion to do this.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
He's still operating like he is still it's not info Wars,
but he's still he's still on every fucking day. He's
still selling his stupid vitamins. He's yeah, I mean, I
get it. It's all in how you fill out the paperwork.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
That is, I mean again free speech. I worked there,
you know, uh there. I don't know much about bankruptcy,
but I do understand that there's plenty of versions of
bankruptcy where you can continue to operate your business. And yeah,
I mean, the bankruptcy is just based off the fact
that he that he lost this judgment. They said, was it.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Like I know he had I know he sold his studio.
I know he sold a bunch of shit, right.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Jones has claimed Elon Musk and President Donald Trump President
Electronal Trump are investigating the bankruptcy auction in his favor,
noting that Musk's ex court filed the notice of appearance
in the case, which involves the potential transfer of Jones's
ex handle in the sale. How much could that be worth?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
What you want about Elon? But if you know anything
about the dude's history, he's good at business.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, I don't know that Elon or Donald Trump want
to be associated.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
With Alex Jones, right, correct?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, I mean as much as like.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Them.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, lose my number, Frank caller.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
New phone.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
But overall, I hope that I hope that the Onion
is successful. Just knowing that they're doing this with the
money and the cooperation and full backing of the parents
that were affected by Alex Jones's bullshit, how could you
not want them to succeed? And it just sounds like
justice done right. Alex Jones isn't isn't in jail right.
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He's hampered, you know, he's it's made his life a
less comfortable than it used to be, I'm sure, But
you know, nobody's muzzled him like he like you said,
And you also get the poetic justice. It's great when
legal justice and poetic justice can come together.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Man, if I were him, I'd be doing something else, man,
Like what I mean, something not in the media would
be Alex Jones, the LPAKA farmer or something.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, but I don't know, Like I guess he'd have
to be me too, But would that even work?
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Like how could you?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Like there's some aspect of him that still sells to
some part of the population, I guess.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
But I'm a rational thinking person.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
But he's been doing this shit forever, Like I don't
I don't think he starts it info Wars. I think
he joined up because I remember seeing info Wars flyers
like two thousand.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
I don't understand at this point how people as long
as he's been around, and it's it's a bit. It's
a bit, especially if you ever heard any of the
audio of him testifying in court for this Sandy Hook trial.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
That was his whole defense.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
It's a whole it's a performer, yes, and just the
shit that he talks about. I could tell early on like,
oh this this has to be a bit or this
guy is crazy.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Like yeah, the floor, Eyde in the water making the
frog sky, Yeah, that's a classic. Scientists took semen onto
a vomit comment flight, and the results were concerning.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Okay, questions, what are you guys doing? First of all,
let's start with the number one overarching question.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Why, Well, I would assume that, like if they're male scientists,
they're bringing semen on anyway.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Oh, but what hypothesis was being tested? They're like, you
know what, I don't know?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Like, well, I mean, wouldn't you want to know if.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Vomit common?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Has anyone? Has anyone been impregnated and impregnated in zero G?
And would it make a difference. I imagine it would
like there's got of gravity has to play some role
in like how everything.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Like you should zero G Like no, don't want to
pull out, You'd be dodging little globules of semen like forever.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I feel like the internal properties would probably still be
the same.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah, I can't imagine it would make that much of
a difference. You never know, Yeah, I get I would
imagine that during the course of a pregnancy, that being
if you were in zero G like the whole time.
I bet that that would drastically change and gravity has much.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
More Babies don't not learn to walk those like.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Three well, just the way that the baby sits and
the whole you have a baby, like a baby be
up in your chest. Team decided to subject to sperm
to microgravity by the use of a parabolic why does
it say why so known as a vomit comment.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Great, you want to see zero G?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Why?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Okay? So apparently it's difficult to get sperm samples to
the ISS where they could just stuff in zero G
like usually, well, I don't know why is it though? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Is it? Though?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I mean?
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
And according to this article, it's a little unfair and
unreasonable to ask astronauts to partake and this is partake
in any such research themselves. Man, it's not.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
They've been separated for humans for a long time.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
But as base as we all get when we talk
about shit like this, and we're all having fun, like,
we're still adults enough that like, if we had to
like give us a semen sample, we could do it
without like being completely embarrassed or bursting into laughter or something.
We'd go into it, you know, going to the office
of the Playboy and jerk.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
It out as long as it's for science.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
So like, isn't that big of a deal to like,
and what they put astronauts through like, are you telling
me that if you were asked to like jerk off
into a cup, you'd be like, wait a minute, what,
like they put them through the ringer. Probably I would
imagine they want to see what their sperm looks like. Anyways,
you know, with all the tests that they they put
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astronauts through, they're probably already looking at their sperm.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
To do two tests, one in the cup and one
out of the cup, yeah, we just the second one.
We just want to see what happened.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Yeah, the second one's just for yucks for us, you know,
so have fun with it. We don't. We don't really
need to see the results on that one.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Make sure we don't do it around any of the
equipment panels.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah. Exposure to short duration gravity load changes, including microgravity
as sustained in the real robotic flight.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
Load the right word choice, yes, stistically significantly just decreases
the sperm motility and vitality of human fresh sperm samples
in the future.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Should humans remain in space for long periods of time
with exposure to different microgravity and hypergravity peaks, reproduction may
pose a problem to be tackled.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
No, baby, zero G. You can't get pregnant.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, the first lie told in space. I was also
I was reading about a youth in Asia roller coaster.
Oh yeah, here it is. What this is a This
is a hypothetic divice. I ah, so it doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Just from like a Futurama episode.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
No, it's it's a basically a thought experiment. I guess, like,
that's not a great picture of it they show this. Yeah,
it's basically it's it's one big hump to get you
up to speed, and then it just spirals and the
spiral gets closer and closer together.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
It's something about like the blood or it'll give you
an aneurysm or some shit.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
It just drains all the blood from your brain so
that your brain dies. It was once thought up by
Julie Julie Jonas or a bonus his name something made
up seeing the melt Brooks film right in twenty ten,
dubbed the Hypothetic Death Machine. He's Lithuanian, that's why the
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what a funny name. It's a project that was awarded
the Public Prize of New Technological Art of Update in
twenty thirteen. I'm assuming that's a Lithuanian prize. It just
doesn't translate that well. But what is the what is
the contest? Here? Was the contest to design a youth
(30:12):
and Asian machine or was that just like right, No,
it was just a design something cool and that was
your idea.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Sign Asian machine. And this guy went ape shit, oh yeah,
I'm just signing a roller coaster.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I think these speedlines make it look pretty nifty. Agreed,
first prize.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
It makes before kans Van look like fucking.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I saw shit. I saw somebody took that scene where
Homer enters they design the nuclear power plant, you know,
and the famed Grimes episode and Rick Grimes, yes, grimy,
and you know, you see he just makes a copy
of the existing plant, and then he puts some stripes
(30:56):
on it. Oh that He's like, this appears to be
are you know my power planting? He's like, yes, but
I think the speed stripes make it look nice. He's like, agreed,
first prize. But somebody just put like the PlayStation five,
the PlayStation five pro picture over it because it's got
(31:18):
like the events on the side of it, the new model,
so it's like, yeah, it's here, you go. It's just
like the old one, only it's got stripes.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Was it. I know it was Pizza Hut, but is
it the PS five or yeah, I think it's the
PS Pizza Hut is coming out with a warmer Pizza
Hutter Dominoes that you can attach to the PS five
to keep your pizza warm. Is using the heat from
the vent?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
You know they should have done that with the PS
four because that thing definitely ran hotter. I don't I
had to, don't have I don't. I haven't heard about
overheating issues. They actually run amazingly. Yuh, it's smooth and cool.
But I don't know. Maybe some some are putting their
their consoles through more punishment.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
I mean, if you're attaching a pizza warmer to your
video game console, I feel you've got two problems.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, I mean it sounds like a sounds like a gag.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
No, it's real, hold on.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
You look that up. I'll finish describing this youth in Asia.
Roller coaster design includes space for twenty four people. You
couldn't just make it a one seater.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
No, we're we're checking out twenty four people at it.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
We're yeah, this is uh, this is like Futurama.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Shity, this guy, listen, you not doing this for just
one person.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Yeah, this is population control, I call it. Yeah, they
I named the roller coaster endgame. So twenty four people.
Each person has the option of pressing one of two
buttons stop and go. However, if just one out of
the two dozen decides against it, the ride would simply
come to an end. So you have you have stop
(33:07):
and go in front of every person does and all
twenty four people have to hit go for it to
got getting to twenty four people on the same page
about ending your life? Okay, everybody ready? Just another five? Yeah,
all right, and get back on Instagram. Yeah. Oh Jesus
(33:32):
Christ Donald wants to appoint Who come on? Are we
ready to go? Yeah? Can we move this along? I
just just let me finish this video up and send it.
Are you posting right now?
Speaker 3 (33:48):
So? Pizza Hut has revealed the Pizza Warmer, a PS
five accessory that uses the console's heat to keep pizza warm.
The accessory isn't for sale, but you have to three
D print your you want one. The warmer sits on
top of your PS five and uses a heat from
its vent to keep your pizza warm.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I don't see that as a good idea. My first
concern is that it would actually be blocking some of
the radiant heat that I want to escape the console.
My second thought is that you're gonna possibly drip cheese
and oils onto your five piece of equipment. Third concern
(34:29):
is looking and feeling like a complete loser who does
not have his life together.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
They recommend what listen, walking from the couch to the
kitchens to warm the pizza up is a bridge too far.
I have a warmer on my video game console. A
pizza recommends lining the inside of it with foil to
guard against exactly what you are talking about.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, which is then going to reflect radiant heat back
onto your PlayStation five. Anyone, anyone who prints that out
and uses it, you can have a free seat on
the youth in Asia roller. After the five hundred meters
initial drop, the track flattens out and begins the first
of seven inversions in a row, and that is the
(35:17):
deadly part. It would take sixty seconds for the train
to go through all seven inversions, with each inversion getting
gradually smaller and smaller in diameter in order to maintain
ten gs of force to all the passengers during the
entire sixty second experience, you would gradually begin experiencing worsening
cases of cerebral hypoxia, meaning your blood would rush to
(35:40):
your lower parts of your body and your brain wouldn't
be getting enough oxygen to survive. First thing you would
notice is your vision graying out, which would then gradually
turn to tunnel vision, and then you'd just go unconscious
and die. That sounds horrible. That does not sound like
an easy way to go.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
And then'd be the worst pull in ever.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Right, Hey, welcome back, Yeah, welcome back to America's rollercoast where.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Welcome back to Well, you're never mind. I don't have
to say any of this. Nobody's listening. Maybe we shouldn't
have let any children in today.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
There actually is. Uh. They mentioned a case where it
was used in a book, in a work of fiction.
The concept is apparently in this book there was an
incurable plague that was affecting children, and so I guess
they just had to find a fun and easy way
to get rid of all these disease carrying orid little bastards.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
All right, guys were going to the amusement park.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Two dozen at a time. Yeah, you know, like, uh,
this ride looks cool, but I can't find any Yelp
reviews on it.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Do not recommend one star?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah, but who's who's to say one day this maybe true?
You know. I mean, if this does happen and enough
people go on it, somebody's gonna survive it, right, and
it's gonna be like one freaking nature. He's like really short,
he's got a really big head. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Uh, that's I'll give it one star. Do not recommend
everyone else on the ride died?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Hey, No, he's gonna survive it, and then it's gonna
be like a thing like people are gonna go on it,
like can you survive it? Jake Paul is going to
be on the on the Death Spiral, Roller Coade, the.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Raw Dog Flights. Yeah, Like I saw that. I was like, yeah,
I've done that before. It's called there's no Internet on
the flight yep, and you didn't download anything on your phone?
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Yeah, it's called flying in the nineties.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Yeah. But yeah, you know what I do. I go
to sleep And one could argue, oh, wow, congratulations, you
just meditated for two hours.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah you're so zen.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Yeah, because it's essentially what you did. You sat alone
with your thoughts for two hours. It's called meditating.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Have you seen Tom Green recently?
Speaker 3 (38:14):
I have not.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
He looks like a I don't know what he looks like.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Whoa, This looks like a definitely looks Canadian.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
It looks like he is going out west find some gold.
He's got a big gray beard, scraggly hair, just looks old.
He's now fifty three and has ditched his inauthentic Hollywood
life to become a farmer.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Well that looks about right based on their picture.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
No, he was on somebody's podcast a couple of years ago,
and yeah that's he still does comedy. But yeah, and
he's not doing comedy, he's just being a farmer.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Like he does like stand up shows.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
He just goes around the comedy clubs.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah, maybe it's a decent living for him. He had
a very like bright and brief career, didn't he.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yeah, how long was it?
Speaker 2 (39:03):
The Tom Green Show is on like maybe a couple
of seasons than he do.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Yeah, that was like late nineties, early two thousands. I
mean what he's called out in the real slim shady,
and that's from what two thousand? So yeah, I feel
Tom's green heyday? Oh yeah, the late nineties.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
He's what's the lyric?
Speaker 3 (39:22):
He said it was cool for Tom Green to get
on TV and I don't help a dead move.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
But what does he say after that? My buma is
on your lips, That's what he says. Yeah, but very
influential for like.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Yeah, I mean you've talked about him last time. I
don't think he jumps to mind immediately. I don't think
you get Tim and Eric without Tom Green.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Nope, orly well, you don't get they don't get a show, true, right,
They'd probably still be weird comedians. Yeah, but they don't
get a show without Tom Green's show coming first. I
think even shows like like Jackass, even though that was
more inspired by skate videos and shit that they would
(40:05):
do on that, they wouldn't get a show on APV.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
He pushed a comedy envelope that nobody had pushed.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Yeah. Also probably heavily influenced some of my favorite and
lesser known shows like Wonder Shows.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
And or another guy that comes to mind, who's that?
Sasha Baron Cohen Yep? Basically his career yep.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Absolutely yeah. I think I think that Sasha Baron Cohen
would be less successful if Tom Green didn't pay some
of that way because Sasha Baron Cohen was able to
if people were able to look at it and go, Okay,
I understand what this is. Yes, I get what he's
doing and not be confused by the show and be going,
(40:49):
well is the real or is it not? Or I
don't get it?
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Like?
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Yeah, I think I think Tom Green did a lot
to like broaden our sensibilities for comedy, bring back some
ridiculousness that maybe had been lost in the very snarky nineties,
in the very uh, I don't know, somewhat stale comedy
of the eighties, even though there are some very classic
comedy movies.
Speaker 8 (41:12):
You Donald, for real, it's trumping it right, y'all.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
So don't businesses?
Speaker 5 (41:25):
Well, business started from the day one, from early in
the in the world, and.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
What was they doing business?
Speaker 5 (41:32):
And back in the day, many many, many years ago
he walks out of years ago people were doing.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
A couple of minutes.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Yeah, I think he does want to buy.
Speaker 5 (41:44):
I don't know, man, you gotta you gotta ask them that.
Speaker 8 (41:47):
I've got some business I did that I just want
to tell you about.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
And I'll be a foolish very quickly.
Speaker 8 (41:52):
What is the most popular thing in the world.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
Music, No, tell me ice cream?
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Okay everyone, that's a weird answer for Donald because he's
not into music, really is he?
Speaker 6 (42:10):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (42:11):
So me idea is what you need to make a
drip proof ice cream? No, I promise you I will.
Speaker 8 (42:24):
Come out with just like these ice cream gloves that
make the ice cream not go on your hands and
make it all well sticky and also keep your hands warm.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Okay, when when is.
Speaker 8 (42:37):
He in the ice cream?
Speaker 3 (42:38):
Is your win or is you?
Speaker 5 (42:40):
Okay? Well, it sounds like a good idea, and I
hope you make a lot of money. Good luck, folks,
it's been nice sing you can take care of yourself.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Well, it sounds like an interesting.
Speaker 8 (42:48):
We's got like P didd he is going to be
in it.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Good Yeah yeah, wrong guy to name check at the
end of the video.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
Yeah, oh yeah, speaking of P Diddy, Like all the
ship that's been revealed since this first blew up. I know,
I was on record on this podcast going like is
this legit or is he just a freak that they're
going after because he's powerful. No, this guy is a
fucking maniac who's raped people, rape kids.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
By the way, Like, oh, quiet, every you know how
he's getting like no support from like, but he's also
getting no detractors. There's like just silence from the celebrity community.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
What if he makes it out of this? Right? A
lot of he must have like he's not going to
but what have he done? He's black Epstein right, like
he's gonna take me down.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
He's probably got so much shit on so much people.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
It's all on tape.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
Apparently you haven't heard anyone come out and say fuck him.
You haven't heard anyone else say I support him.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Do you see Jennifer Lopez naked? I've not I thought that.
There's like there's like basically security camera footage of an
incident that went down at one of his parties, and
she's just walking around in just a G string.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
I feel like Dave Chappelle and Undercover Brother right now?
Is it everything I ever dreamed of?
Speaker 2 (44:19):
That's pretty good because.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
That that's prime j Lo. That is still early twenties,
mid twenties j Lo. That's before any surgery, that's still
working with God gave her.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yeah, But I mean this has gone from like, oh,
you know, these people are crazy, they like the party,
it's called a freak off, to like as soon as
the kids get involved in You're like, what, okay this
is this is a totally different story and I don't
even think like that.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
I brought it up last week. It said it's he's
he's a guy who works for the Blaze, he's a
comedian and it's a fringe. But he said, his theory
is Michael Jackson was trying to put a st up
to that crap with the kids, and it's all a
giant smear job on him. But then you know, again,
my question is, so was the giant amusement park in
(45:11):
his backyard a giant smear job on him? Like it's
also to put the Michael Jackson stuff on the timeline.
Puffy ain't ship During that first Michael Jackson lawsuit, Puffy
is like, uh, he's he's like he's helping Biggie record
ready to die while that first lawsuits going down.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Yeah yeah, yeah, his his freak offs are like, you know,
maybe haven't even happened yet. He maybe got two chicks
to come back to his room with him. Yeah, so
it's speaking of Trump, you know, looking, Rosie, if your
major issue is is cannabis, as much as I like
it is not, but Trump has been vocal about cannabis
(45:58):
reform has uh jfk JR. And Uh, I always call
him jfk JR rfk JR.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
Jfk jr. Is in the bottom of the fucking yeah
Atlantic Ocean.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
And uh and Matt Gates Jesus, a name that I
have a hard time not puking when I say it. Now,
we'll see how long he lasts.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
But like the Kendall that got left in the sun.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Right, Yeah, he's like on his side and his hair
just kind of melted off.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Like put in the oven somehow, or like.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Gates is a vocal supporter of cannabis legalization.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
He's investigating drugs.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Yeah, that does note here. However, he's facing scrutiny in
an ongoing investigation and the allegations of a twenty seventeen
sexual relationship with a minor. So Jesus, I mean, I
don't know, it's not like the attorney general. That's the
law for the land. But uh, having that person in
(47:04):
any position of power is kind of disgusting.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
If it will be hilarious as he resigned from Congress
and then he won't get confirmed. Now he's just can
be asked out with no gig.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
That'll be what hen out.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Yeah, no gig, because he resigned from Congress the day
he got nominated.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Oh you say, I see he resigned already expecting.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
The Yeah, then he won't get confirmed and then he's
going to be sitting there in January, was dicking his well,
probably like that. Well, yeah, if you know anything about.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
His no, he's help probably go straight into Fox News
from there.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
Right. He replaced Pete Hegseth, and.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
His podcast is going to be huge. I'm sure. It
says although attorney general's stance care the attorney general stance
carries weight cannabis legislature, legislative reform ultimately rests with Congress,
so that that's going to be an interesting one because well,
Congress hasn't been able to do much of anything for
(48:03):
the last eight years. So maybe the fact that, I
mean the Republicans have all three the.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
First time since like the Obama administration, all three chambers
have been aligned.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Yeah. Obama managed to get stuff done because he had
all three chambers. Yeah, so anyway, we'll see, let's just
wrap up for now.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
Better wrap that gavel up at the weizmanow On social
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Speaker 6 (49:06):
Oh yeah, oh man, I can't wait for that.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
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