The Wicker Men

The Wicker Men

The Wicker Men is a podcast hosted by three Nicolas Cage fanatics who review every film Cage has been in. Every. Single. Film.

Episodes

Ep. 93 - “The Croods: A New Age" (2020)

September 17, 2025 • 56 mins
Ooga Booga... Better?! Time marches on and so must The Croods as they enter A NEW AGE of elevators, beds, bananas and oh so much more in the comedy romp of the year! Ha ha! Wait a minute, I thought this was a description of the podcast episode, not the movie! Ah jeez, wow!
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Ep. 92 - “Jiu Jitsu" (2020) [Feat. Lyndsay Newman]

August 30, 2025 • 61 mins
Nothing says martial arts like an alien coming to earth every six years to fight people! Getting ready for a WILD and WHIMSICAL time fighting through this one. You'll have WISHED you took those Jiu Jitsu lessons after this one!
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Ep. 91 - “Grand Isle" (2019)

July 31, 2025 • 70 mins
Well come on down now and getchoo some of that nice, ice-cold sweet tea on this hot summer's day... OH MY GOD IT'S A HURRICANE! OH MY GOD IT'S NIC CAGE! OH MY GOD HE'S A WAR VETERAN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S THE WEEKLY PODCAST SHOW!
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Spotlight Ep. 09 - "Tanya's Island" (1980)

January 7, 2025 • 63 mins
Have you ever wanted to see a gorilla have... relations... with a woman? No, of course you haven't. Neither did James or myself, but AJ wanted to, so here we are. Just remember this: Lobo is not the gorilla. 
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Ep. 90 - “Primal" (2019)

December 31, 2024 • 65 mins
There's a beast on this ole' ship, and let me tell ya, it aint the white jaguar... it's FRANK WALSH! 
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Ep. 89 - “Kill Chain" (2019)

October 16, 2024 • 52 mins
Based on the context provided, here's a summary of the meeting so far: The Wicker Men Pod, Billy Bobby, and James Creange are discussing the movie "Kill Chain" starring Nicolas Cage. They express strong disappointment with the film, criticizing its boring plot, poor dialogue, and lack of action despite its title. They discuss various scenes, including a recurring mention of a rice cooker and poorly executed shootouts. The group als...
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    Ep. 88 - “Running With the Devil" (2019)

    September 11, 2024 • 47 mins
    This is likely the worst episode of this show, so don't even bother. Have a great day!
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    Ep. 87 - “Color Out of Space" (2020) [Feat. Christian Becker]

    September 4, 2024 • 75 mins
    What color is this? What feeling is this?! WHY. ARE. THE. ALPACAS. LOOSE?!?! Guest Christian Becker will explain why. Maybe. I don't know. Behold: The future of cinema!
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    Ep. 86 - "A Score to Settle" (2019)

    August 28, 2024 • 71 mins
    It's time to SETTLE THE SCOOOOORE! BRAISE THE BEEF! FIND OUT WHO IS AND WHO IS NOT REAAAAAAL! AHHHH IT'S THE WICKER MEN, BABYYYYY!
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    Ep. 85 - "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse" (2018)

    August 21, 2024 • 46 mins
    Thwip! Thwip! Ruuuuubik's cube?! Say, kid, we gotta go give a punchin' up punch up to them bad guys, see? Yeah, yeah yeah! It's the Wicker Men in the Wicker-Verse!
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    Ep. 84 - "Between Worlds" (2018)

    August 14, 2024 • 57 mins
    Have you ever met a woman at a truck stop just to find out her daughter is your reincarnated wife? Well thankfully, Cage has! Experience the spiritual thriller of a lifetime where our boy gets it on with whoever he can, whenever he can, hot dog!
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    Spotlight Ep. 08 - "Mistletoe Mixup" (2021) [Feat. Luke Warren]

    January 10, 2024 • 89 mins
    Brrrr! It sure is cold! I need to wrap up in some hot chocolate and drink a blanket! Wait a minute... ahhh I totally mixed those up! Happy Mistletoe!
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    Ep. 83 - "Teen Titans Go! To The Movies" (2018)

    December 27, 2023 • 45 mins
    We're just a bunch of goofsters! Goofsters we are! Such goofsters, AHHH!
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    Ep. 82 - "211" (2018)

    December 20, 2023 • 58 mins
    WOOOP WOOOP! THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE ...police? It is! Nic Cage stars as a cop in this one, which NEVER happens! Turn on your radios, grab your badges and rob a bank that has very little money in a small town because it's 211 time! 2-1-1! 2-1-1! 2-1-1!
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    Ep. 81 - "Looking Glass" (2018)

    December 13, 2023 • 77 mins
    Did you do it? Did you look through the looking glass? Did you? DID YOU? DID YOU LOOK THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS DID YOU DO IT??? DID YOU DO IT? DID YOU? DID YOU DO IT? ...i know u didn't do it.
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    Ep. 80 - "Mandy" (2018)

    July 26, 2023 • 63 mins
    Take some drugs and join a cult, it's Mandy, folks! Grab your battleaxe, your crossbow and your favorite tiger shirt for this one! Many manners are made in Mandy's manor! That was just fun to say! It's episode 80 and we're still doing thisss, BABY!
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    Ep. 79 - "The Humanity Bureau" (2018)

    July 19, 2023 • 67 mins
    1984? No thanks. Children of Men? PASS. Total Recall?! Get the heck outta here! It's all about the Humanity Bureau with this one, pal! I hope you're ready for the gripping tale of Blade Runner Rick Deckar- wait no, I mean Bureau Agent Noah Kross as he discovers, neigh, EXPOSES the TRUTH in this dystopian thriller! By the end of it, you'll be saying, "Oh! The Humanity (Bureau)!"
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    Ep. 78 - "Mom and Dad" (2018)

    July 12, 2023 • 62 mins
    Mama? Papa? I was hoping to get some cerea-AHHHHH! YES OH YES You know who it is! The Wicker Men, baby, and we're back with Moms and Dads murdering their precious children! Settle in and build a pool table while you're at it. You know what? Just smash the pool table, it's too damn expensive to keep!
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    Ep. 77 - "Inconceivable" (2017)

    May 3, 2023 • 72 mins
    How could one say such things? Think such things? DO such things?! Have you even THOUGHT about the children? Honestly, this entire ruse, nay, this entire FARCE... is simply... INCONCEIVABLE!
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    Ep. 76 - "Vengeance: A Love Story" (2017)

    April 26, 2023 • 81 mins
    How far would you go to seek Vengeance on someone for acts committed against someone completely unrelated to you? Good thing this man was around to solve everyone else's problems! This isn't just a story. It's a love story!
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