The Wicker Men

The Wicker Men

The Wicker Men is a podcast hosted by three Nicolas Cage fanatics who review every film Cage has been in. Every. Single. Film.

Episodes

October 16, 2024 52 mins
Based on the context provided, here's a summary of the meeting so far: The Wicker Men Pod, Billy Bobby, and James Creange are discussing the movie "Kill Chain" starring Nicolas Cage. They express strong disappointment with the film, criticizing its boring plot, poor dialogue, and lack of action despite its title. They discuss various scenes, including a recurring mention of a rice cooker and poorly executed shootouts. The group als...
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    This is likely the worst episode of this show, so don't even bother. Have a great day!
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    What color is this? What feeling is this?! WHY. ARE. THE. ALPACAS. LOOSE?!?! Guest Christian Becker will explain why. Maybe. I don't know. Behold: The future of cinema!
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    August 28, 2024 71 mins
    It's time to SETTLE THE SCOOOOORE! BRAISE THE BEEF! FIND OUT WHO IS AND WHO IS NOT REAAAAAAL! AHHHH IT'S THE WICKER MEN, BABYYYYY!
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    Thwip! Thwip! Ruuuuubik's cube?! Say, kid, we gotta go give a punchin' up punch up to them bad guys, see? Yeah, yeah yeah! It's the Wicker Men in the Wicker-Verse!
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    August 14, 2024 57 mins
    Have you ever met a woman at a truck stop just to find out her daughter is your reincarnated wife? Well thankfully, Cage has! Experience the spiritual thriller of a lifetime where our boy gets it on with whoever he can, whenever he can, hot dog!
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    Brrrr! It sure is cold! I need to wrap up in some hot chocolate and drink a blanket! Wait a minute... ahhh I totally mixed those up! Happy Mistletoe!
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    We're just a bunch of goofsters! Goofsters we are! Such goofsters, AHHH!
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    December 20, 2023 58 mins
    WOOOP WOOOP! THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE ...police? It is! Nic Cage stars as a cop in this one, which NEVER happens! Turn on your radios, grab your badges and rob a bank that has very little money in a small town because it's 211 time! 2-1-1! 2-1-1! 2-1-1!
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    December 13, 2023 77 mins
    Did you do it? Did you look through the looking glass? Did you? DID YOU? DID YOU LOOK THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS DID YOU DO IT??? DID YOU DO IT? DID YOU? DID YOU DO IT? ...i know u didn't do it.
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    July 26, 2023 63 mins
    Take some drugs and join a cult, it's Mandy, folks! Grab your battleaxe, your crossbow and your favorite tiger shirt for this one! Many manners are made in Mandy's manor! That was just fun to say! It's episode 80 and we're still doing thisss, BABY!
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    July 19, 2023 67 mins
    1984? No thanks. Children of Men? PASS. Total Recall?! Get the heck outta here! It's all about the Humanity Bureau with this one, pal! I hope you're ready for the gripping tale of Blade Runner Rick Deckar- wait no, I mean Bureau Agent Noah Kross as he discovers, neigh, EXPOSES the TRUTH in this dystopian thriller! By the end of it, you'll be saying, "Oh! The Humanity (Bureau)!"
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    July 12, 2023 62 mins
    Mama? Papa? I was hoping to get some cerea-AHHHHH! YES OH YES You know who it is! The Wicker Men, baby, and we're back with Moms and Dads murdering their precious children! Settle in and build a pool table while you're at it. You know what? Just smash the pool table, it's too damn expensive to keep!
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    May 3, 2023 72 mins
    How could one say such things? Think such things? DO such things?! Have you even THOUGHT about the children? Honestly, this entire ruse, nay, this entire FARCE... is simply... INCONCEIVABLE!
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    How far would you go to seek Vengeance on someone for acts committed against someone completely unrelated to you? Good thing this man was around to solve everyone else's problems! This isn't just a story. It's a love story!
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    February 1, 2023 54 mins
    It's the return of the KING, BABY! That's right, Eddie King is BACK and definitly better than ever! What a movie, I mean, I don't know about you, but this film is the TOPS! There are two brothers!
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    January 18, 2023 70 mins
    Wake up! God is calling and the great ole fella needs you to go to Pakistan! Talk like the world is listening and don't you EVER let ANYONE tread on you! Waaaaaahoooooo!
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    Grr! Shark attack! Captain Cage is at it again with his wacky and wild platoon! Wait a minute. No no no, I'm sorry, this is a totally serious war film. Grr!
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    December 14, 2022 27 mins
    RIP AJ, but the show must go on.
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    December 7, 2022 79 mins
    Bark Bark! The world sure is tough, but that won't stop best friends Nic Cage and Willem Dafoe from barking up the wrong trees! Yabadoo, this is one for the books! Have you ever seen a movie that makes you think, "Boy, it sure is a dog eat dog world out there" because this one will!
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