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February 16, 2023 33 mins

“I don’t want to be here” - based on a true story.

Written by Nigel Foster Directed by Emmeline Braefield

With:

  • Sally Hyde Lomax as Mrs Gwendoline Hetherdew
  • Ben Manning as Lionel Hetherdew
  • James Parsons as Sergeant Beaumont and Sergeant Rudger
  • Scott Peacock as Captain Horncock
  • Emmeline Braefield as The Telephone Operator

Music:

  • Invitation to the Castle Ball by Doug Maxwell
  • Brooke’s Triumphant March by the United States Marine Band
  • Bike Sharing to Paradise by Dan Bodan
  • With Shot and Shell by the United States Marine Band
  • Away by Georgrapher
  • Strenuous Life by the United States Marine Band

Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions

The Theatrephonic Theme Tune was composed by Jackson Pentland, performed by:

  • Jackson Pentland
  • Mollie Fyfe-Taylor
  • Emmeline Braefield

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