September 8, 2025 • 57 mins
🎙️ TheHeleyCast: Episode #101 - Stand-Up Comedian, Ashley Watson!
Ashley Watson is back on TheHeleyCast! We jump straight into the conversation with no warm-up, just how we do it. From Diet Coke banter to Shane Gillis’ rise in comedy, we dive into the world of stand-up, writing material, and what it’s like being on stage in today’s comedy scene.
Ashley shares her perspective on comedy’s growth, the behind-the-scenes of performing, and we riff on everything from sunglasses indoors to the weird stuff that sparks great bits.
If you love unfiltered, funny, and real conversations, this one’s for you.
đź“Ť Recorded inside Twisters Comedy Club, Edmond, OK.
🎧 Listen now on Apple Podcasts: Episode #101 with Ashley Watson
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Ashley Watson is back on TheHeleyCast! We jump straight into the conversation with no warm-up, just how we do it. From Diet Coke banter to Shane Gillis’ rise in comedy, we dive into the world of stand-up, writing material, and what it’s like being on stage in today’s comedy scene.
Ashley shares her perspective on comedy’s growth, the behind-the-scenes of performing, and we riff on everything from sunglasses indoors to the weird stuff that sparks great bits.
If you love unfiltered, funny, and real conversations, this one’s for you.
đź“Ť Recorded inside Twisters Comedy Club, Edmond, OK.
🎧 Listen now on Apple Podcasts: Episode #101 with Ashley Watson
🎙️ Support TheHeleyCast! If you enjoyed this episode, don’t forget to like, follow, and subscribe on your favorite platform. Your support helps us keep the conversations going and the mics on!Â
🙏 Donations are always appreciated and go directly toward improving the show: Venmo: @theheleycast CashApp: $danielheleyÂ
📲 Follow us on social media: TikTok: @theheleycast Facebook: TheHeleyCast Twitter/X: @TheHeleyCast Instagram: @forgot_my_heleysÂ
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/theheleycast--4329275/support.
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
M hm. Does your say anything, Lane dia coch is lame.
If it's not gonna say anything, that's weird. Does it
really not have anything like a name or anything? Mine
says homie.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Now is this started?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Okay, Hi Ashley, Hi, welcome back. I just go into
conversation and just okay, do you not remember how the
last one? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I do, I definitely do you know? Things got a
little hazy, but I do recall.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
It's very true. I forgot to start with my sunglasses on.
I'm gonna put those on. I've been doing the Shane
Gillis look.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Nice, but he's gotten so popular.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Don't even start.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, I bet you love him.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, he seemed like the types he would love him.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I love him too. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
And the Spie Awards. That was pretty great, although he
did say that he wasn't the one who wrote the material,
which is completely understandable because whenever you think about it,
he has so much traveling around to do. So if
somebody is going to ask you to do a specially,
did you.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Go see him? I did not, Okay, So I was
wondering about that because I've heard there's bits of his
in there. And then there's a lot more written than
his stuff, but like I could see glimpses of his
own material as well. Yeah, but I understand. Yeah, he's
everywhere nowadays and he like he's just busy.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I mean, wouldn't that make sense.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
So if somebody's hiring you for a special event, then
you're expected that. Yeah, so that you're not spending your time.
I guess, especially being that big of a comic.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, I mean it makes sense. But like at the
same time, I guess they allowed him to really, I
mean they went they let him do it. That's like
there was a lot more than I thought. I was like, oh,
you can do that kind of just with his like
trump bits, like oh wow, we can do this at
the spis too, Like yeah, this is funny, and like,
(02:11):
I mean the last funny person to be on was
Norm MacDonald.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Basically well, a lot of people were commenting on there
saying that they hope that he would host every sp
Award after that.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
He's all about it.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
He should, like, I mean, Shane is the sport comedian
type of guy, Like he can come up with material
about sports regardless.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
He's a bro.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, the brow of all bros.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
That's why everyone like relates to. Yeah, that's why I relate.
I'm like, bro, I could sit down with him like
this and kill a thirty pack. Doesn't mean I could
drive home, but you know.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
It'll be a good time.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It'd be a great time.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, I would love to hit out with him.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'm trying to find my crew, like the like the
crew of Oklahoma City for like protect our parks, like
I want to find the three that can, like we
can let loose in here and whatever happens happens because
I don't like editing necessarily. Yeah, so like when I
when that happens, we just go Yeah. I think Kavon
(03:16):
would be part of it.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Ah hysterical, but he goes so far, he.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Goes overboard sometimes and that's like, oh, that's like the
Ari Shaffir type of guy exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
That's what I thought since the first time that I
saw him before, and I thank you. This is probably
one of my favorites here. I don't care what anybody says.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
If anyone's gonna shit on stage, it's gonna be Kavon.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Oh dude, it's great. He's great. I just mad. One
of the first times that I ever saw him go
up he went up after me. I didn't even know
who he was, and he roasted me like so hard.
I was just like, I love this man. I love
this man.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
When I first saw him, I was like, ooh, what
kind of terrorist joke? We started thinking of nine eleven Terrace.
I went up to him. I think one of the
first things I ever said is like, where's your vest? Man?
Like it's kind of chilly, and we were at like Piseos,
So it's like, ah.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Gotcha, Yeah, we don't have to get into all that.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
You know what I'm saying, Well, Piseo the pizza, Well
you're thinking of.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
What we don't talk about the don't we don't what?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
What?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Why? And them are cool? Now?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Good?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
They are also a bunch of closed down so are they?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, they're well come by.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Now we can let it go.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
But what was the pizza joint that sauce sauce? Yeah,
that's it.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I was down in that area with my daughter today too.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Is sauce back? Yeah it is not Mike, but the
restaurant is revamped and everything.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
And I heard that they have a new ownership. Now
it's pretty great.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Who ran that was that Austin or was that Austin mcguinnis.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Gosh, I don't remember who ran it, but I do
know the pizza place itself is there. They have a
lot of good stuff. I remember in high school we
used to go down there every Friday and they would
have bongo Nights and everybody would just go and sit
in a circle and play bongos. And in high school
that is like the coolest thing ever. You're like, oh
my gosh, like.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Meeting people in real life, real white people with dreadlocks.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, you're like, I want to be one of you.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
You know, culdre appropriation. I mean, if you actually look
into history, the Vikings were doing it too.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
So yeah, I mean absolutely, yeah. It was just back
then though it was it was such a cool spot
to be at. My cousin ended up he got a tattoo.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Is it still cool to this day or is it
like has it?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It's pretty cool? Is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
But my cousin and I I had taken him down there.
My cousin's from Bethel, Oklahoma, you know, oh Bathel, and
his mama loves Elvis, and there.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Was I was listening to Elvis today.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
We're all right, Well, I just feel like the redneck
women in small towns loved Elvis.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
They're still obsessed with them.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
So we're walking past in like the you know, there's
that apartment complex with the cool common area, and this
guy comes out and he was like, hey, man, you
want tattoo?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
And then my cousin and I look at each other
and I'm like, please do it, and he was like okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
So we go into this random man's apartment and my
cousin tells him what he wants. The guy gets out,
he's like, yeah, I do tattoos for so many people
this and that, YadA YadA.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
We're idiots.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
We're like eighteen years old, right. And this guy, instead
of going to a shop I don't know why, whips
out the kitty litter for him to sit on, like
a big tub of kitty litter, and my cousin just
sits through it.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
This guy does his.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Entire arm and he was like some initials from a song,
like I don't I don't even remember what the song was,
but it was initials, and he did like a lightning
bolt and then he put these little like crappy stars.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
It's so his entire arm. Now he has a sleeve.
We didn't even mean for it to be that big.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
And the guy's jaw is doing this, I'm cracking up,
and Kevin was like, we can never tell my mother
where I got this tattoo at And it just became
a running joke for years where we would just talk
about kitty litter and he told his mom that he
got it in an actual shop and it was supposed
to be tribute to her because we.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Couldn't tell her.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
We walked past this meth head who offered to do
it for cheap on the spot, so we went into
his apartment. It was so dirty we didn't even watch
him unpackage the needles, sat down on the kitty litter box.
He gave us beers underage, and Kevin.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Got a whole sleeve out of it.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I think it was like fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
However much a methrock is Jesus right?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, Yeah, it was great because it.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Sounds like a New York City story, but yeah, it's
an oklahom Like yeah, I feel like I've heard something
similar to that from like one of those New York podcasts,
like oh yeah, I got a tattoo just right walking
down Broadway. It was some stranger's apartment, filthy as fun.
He's like those at the best tattoos sometimes, right, you
(08:23):
take a gamble, you do like this tattoo was in
someone's house. This tattoo also in someone's house. This was
professionally done. This is my only professionally done tattoo.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
All the other ones are in a house.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Well I got my first one behind my ear whenever
I was seventeen and at a party in somebody's house.
I got him red and a different cousin walked into
that party and I said, whatever you do, don't tell
my father. And then the next day I'm at home,
sleeping on the couch, I walks through. Did you get
(09:01):
a tattoo on your head?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I was like, damn it?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Dasha told like by not even twenty four hours later. Ah, yeah,
well that some stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
That happens.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, you know Rush Rentago Rush.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
It does comedy.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Oh no, I thought you were talking about the band Rush.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Now you just tattoos too. He gave me a tattoo.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Comedians do weird ship. Yes sides, because you're really good
at it. Though you do real estate or you used
to do real estate.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Mortgage everybody thinks that it's real estate. They're the same thing.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I'm like, no, it's the same.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I do a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I feel like a broker. Are you brokering deals? So
you had to go to law school.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
And ship law school for mortgage?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Should be a broker? No? What do you not know
what a broker is? Yeah, it's what Donald Trump does.
He brokers deals.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Right, I'm a mortgage broker.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
So you don't have to go to law school or
anything to becoming.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
We we do have to get special that sounds weird, specially.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Kicked out.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
We have to go through like a certain amount of
hours and then take a state test where they like
have their eyes on you and you can't have anything
in your pockets or anything like that. Whereas people who
work at banks they don't have to do any of that.
It's a lot less regulated with banks. But what we
do is weird because the shopping people shopping for them.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
The banks have a deal with the federal government.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Some bs brokers are better. Never go to a banker.
Retail bankers like they're going to swindle you.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I'm sure they are.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
It's crazy, so many hidden fees, higher rates, but people
just go to them. Because they don't know any better.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
It's very true. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
So whenever you guys are ready to.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Buy a house, well, she owns a house.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well, she's ever ready to refy a house.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I'd like to maybe we sew and move to a
bigger one.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, whenever you do.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
It's only a two bedroom, so yeah, yeah, needs needs
to be bigger.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah, just so you know, pass the word along to
your goal. Anyways, what else do you want to talk
about besides ask tattoos and mortgages?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Oh, I mean, Ashley, Welcome to the Welcome back to
the podcast. We're no longer in a garage. Yes, as
you can see, we're at Twisters Comedy Club and Edmund, Oklahoma,
in their green room. It's greenish, grayish.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
It's honestly, Aaron did an amazing job.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I wish that there was a way to just pan
a camera around so that everybody can see what we see.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
The beautiful right, all the intricacy that's up there.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I have plenty of TikTok videos. Go check out my
TikTok Oh yeah, yeah, Instagram, I have that too. Set
up the whole studio and everything. It's a nice space. Yeah,
it's nice to do a podcast. It's cut off from everything.
The first podcast I did here was in that little
(12:09):
lobby area, and that was actually kind of fun because
I could get grab anyone coming through the door comedian wise,
and I did grab quite a few people. But like
the first episode in here was a little more difficult
because that door is closed and you're cut off from
people coming in and out, and I wasn't prepared enough
to have a guest. But after that episode, I started
(12:33):
booking and becoming more and more consistent, and then Kavon's
episode came up. That's when I started doubling up and
started having back up episodes so I could take miss
weeks or whatnot if I needed to.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
That's awesome, man, yes it is.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
It's very nice. The plan is eventually i'd like to
maybe double up like two episodes of Monday, like one
Monday and then two episodes at Thursday, and have four
episodes already backed up and I can take almost like
a month off.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah right, because that's kind of a drive for you too,
because are you still in still.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Water for now planning? I'm moving to El Reno soon.
We'll see when it's not when like we'll see it's
it's happening no matter what. It's just when Why why yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Why Arena that's.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Where she lives. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, that's where
she lives. I would rather live in Austin, Texas.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Well, I'm sure you would. Yeah, and get stuff going.
I've heard that the scene out in Austin, Austin, Texas
is very oh snit they look out for each other
and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's not like, uh, but it's also deluded as like
there's so much, so many comedians, so it's even harder
to make it. Like I've heard La and New York
have thinned out, still thick, but like Austin is Mecca
right now.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
It's the new place to be.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Mothership, I mean, the Mothership is the new comedy store.
Oh yeah, everyone want Like before Joe opened up his club,
it was everyone get to the comedy store. Everyone get
to the comedy store. Comedy store, comedy store. If you
want to make it, you have to at least do
sets at the comedy store. And now it's like it
doesn't really matter. Yeah, as long as you eventually make
(14:28):
it to the mother Ship.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah, and there's people out here even Okac comics. They're
going there like every single week, driving down to try
and get on that list and get on kill Tony.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah, I'd like to, Like I think I would do
it visiting, but like if I moved down there, I
would become more consistent to sign up, you know what
I mean. But yeah, I wouldn't do that. I want
drive every weekend or a week to do that. That's wild.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I know. That's a really long trip.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
That's commitment, even from Dallas. That's a four and a
half five hour drive from Dallas.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah wild, I know.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
And it's a four hour drive from well three and
a half hour drive, five hour drive if you count
traffic construction on I thirty five to Dallas, and then
it's almost ten hours just to Austin. Yeah, because of traffic.
That sucks. Ye go down, Hey howdy, Aaron just opened
(15:30):
the door. Aaron checking in Aarin is the best I
have to say this, Aaron, Aaron and his wife. They
putting their hard earned work, money, everything into this club.
Oh yeah, it's a dance hall. And I'm sure we
can hear the salce of music behind us obviously. Yeah,
(15:52):
I'm almost one hundred percent sure these mics will pick
it up, but like awesome dance hall, Like, yeah, really
cool dance Is this your first time here? No, okay,
when'd you come?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
No way, I've been here several different times. The roast
I did. I did the last roast that they had,
and then I, uh, they're a rumble. I was a
panelist for the final one where they decided who won
the rumble.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Now they've restarted the rumble.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
It's super cool though.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Because also the fact that they're letting comics, local comics
do so much here. They're so open with it and
just welcoming and like, hey, yeah, come in here. Helpless shows,
do this, do that exactly.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
It's creating another sense of community.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
And I've been telling myself, I got to get better
about coming up here on Mondays because it is really
close to my house except my days whenever I'm kid
free are Wednesdays and Thursdays, so it doesn't necessarily a line. Yeah,
especially like start of the week Monday, I forget what
day it is, you know, just floating through life.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Oh yeah, I get that. I get that. No, Yeah,
Like I mean I know where the key is to
this room. And Aaron was like, just whenever you come Yeah,
the key's here and you can unlock it and set
up and like, I mean, I shouldn't have my bags
and gear and stuff. But you see that box open
(17:19):
over there. Literally, I pack all this stuff up, put
in there and put the bag in that corner. Done.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Let's have a party.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
You want to know.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah, we gotta smoke this out like you smoked out
your garage before.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
He trusts me way too much. Good. If we got
a ventilation system, I would consider it, but that would
only be if Aaron said, you're maybe I'm looking at
them like we put Vince like Joe has and everything.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Never mind you.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Hey, Haley, no.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I turned on a Tuesday. Open up the door.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
We know you're in there. Mom.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I only have access Monday and Thursdays.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, if you know where the key is, you got
access all that.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I mean, I don't know how often this place is
actually open. I only know it open as Monday and Thursday.
So all right, I'm not up here during the day.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
You mean key to this room, not a key to
this building. Yeah, oh you'll get there.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I think eventually I'll be a doorman or whatnot.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
So oh yeah, that'd be good.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, I don't know Dorman don't like I hear stories
about dormant on podcasts like The New York Doorman or
even La. All the clubs are downtown, so like people
are walking by and everything, so they're barking as they'd
being dormants, so they're handing out flyers and trying to
get people to come to shows and stuff. Yeah, but
like here we're outside of city limits, which is nice.
(18:55):
I have no I like where this location is. And
at the same time, like, did you ever go to
uh Poor Okay, see Liquid Poor whatever it was called
that location off Sheridan, Like that strip of Sheridan is
so nice to have, like you could have it almost
reminds me of kind of like a calmer, peaceful Sixth Street.
(19:18):
But you could almost turn it up if you put
clubs just every few, you know. I don't know, maybe
I'm just talking down my ass, but that's just Sheridan
is a good location in my opinion, for maybe a
few clubs. Who knows a Bricktown comedy club is perfect
where it is, you know, absolutely yeah, So I mean
(19:39):
that's why not have another location somewhere down there too?
We lost Looney Right Looney Bin, which was off Northwest Expressway.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Was that yeah, okay, yeah, you're still the Tulsa one.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
There's yeah, there's still Tulsa. Tulsa has a Bricktown Comedy
Club now, right, yeah, yep? And then do they still
have Tulsa Comedy Club up there too?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
I don't know. I hadn't heard of that one. I
just knew it as Looney Bin and Bricktown Tulsa.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Okay, there was a Tulsa comedy club that I went
to a long time ago, a few years ago. Probably
how long have I been doing this since twenty twenty,
it's about probably probably four, three or four years ago.
I went to Tulsa to do an open mic at
Tulsa Tulsa Comedy Club. It's in a movie theater, like
(20:35):
an old movie theater.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
But wait, I performed there in.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Like, so you walk in and like, the main lobby
is the old theater, but it's turned into a bar.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Now.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
There was a bar there where you could buy drinks
and stuff. And then to the left was the theater
rooms and one room was designated for the comedy club,
and across the hall was salsa dancing.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
All right.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I don't know that I was there, but I did
something in some movie theater. Okay, uh, patten Michael, Yeah
that may have been Broken Arrow. Actually those are a
little different, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
It might be in the broken era. I don't know. Yeah,
Tulsa' is a weird place they always call Tulsa like
I'll call it a Tulsa you know, comedy club, but
it'll be in Broken Arrow.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Oh yeah, you know I got a couple of boyfriends.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
M hmm, Jesus Christ, Yeah you're not.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I use the German boyfriend loosely.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Okay, most people don't know that they're my boyfriends, more
like fuck buddies.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
But easy. We are we too old now to use
that as air. I'm thirty now, Okay, I'm older. Yeah,
I know you are.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Don't off the cobwebs.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Christ, you're only you're four years older.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
No, I just turned I'm just turned thirty seven.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Oh I thought you were only I thought you were
thirty four. I didn't realize you were seven years older
than me.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
What happened to your knees?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I work at dealership and I sometimes have to wash cars.
Get on my knees your wash cars?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
You didn't watch your body before you came here?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
No, I didn't. I didn't have time. I had to wash,
not wash, I had to go home, let my dog
out and feed her and then head this way. Nice.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
What kind of dog is it?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Uh, that's a good question. She's like a Stafford so
the sure, I feel like Stafford terrier is a fan
Stafford shot stafford Shire bull Terrier. Yeh, let me see
(23:22):
that's what she kind of looks like.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Ah, that's cute. Yeah, she's cute.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
She looks so like that my dog is.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
She's a quarter Terrier mix.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I don't want this dog, oh gre I mean, I'll
keep her until she passes. But she's not my like
I I My Golden Retriever passed. Oh yeah, so uh
me the end of May. So I am trying to
(23:53):
save money up and get a new one.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
The Golden Retrievers are such good dogs, oh my god.
But I mean, if you could find one that is
a mutt and you can adopt it.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
See that's what don't shop. That's what Remy was. She
She wasn't a mutt, but she was the runt of
the litter. She was a you know, so smallest one everything.
And I pick runts, that's what I do. I like
runs if they're like the least favorite it, I always
pick them because I'm I'm I'm the underdog guy. Yeah,
(24:28):
the underdog story, the Rudy story, that kind of stuff.
So that's that's just who I am. Did you know
that the story Rudy is an accurate No, I don't.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I didn't know Rudy personally.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
So whenever it comes to dominant intercessive genetics, then it's
all of the positive genetics that are good, things like
loyalty and well mannered, even tempered, good around children, things
like that, those are the more dominant genetics. So they're saying,
whenever you get a mutt, then you're getting a mixture
all these different breeds. That makes right, That makes sense
(25:04):
because the aggression it's supposed to be a recessive genetic.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
But interesting like that. Yeah, I mean I think the
aggression is just a owner thing too. I mean, who
owns pit bows the most people who aren't allowed on
cruises anyways, moving on, have you not heard about the cruises?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Oh my god. They have new rules. A lot of
the crew, I think it's Carnival cruise has new rules
where like you can't be loud. Basically it's all black
people activities.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Jesus, what.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Kid, I'm telling you because I've already I've been already
looking at these cruises and I'm like, I'm down for
these cruises. They're gonna be quiet, they'll be nice. Lots
of white people, do you Mitlanta, Maybe some respectful blacks
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you know that are quiet, that aren't banging loud trashy music.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Oh my gosh, what's trashy music?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
I'm just I was like, you can't say anything, okay, buddy.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
DMX bumps, Okay, I'll give you that eminem that's true.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
To go to church.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
I stop talking like that.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
We need to get you into church.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
This is a comedy podcast. No wonder the governor doesn't
want to come onto the podcast. Yeah, like a nice week.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I'm trying to get the governor. I'm like, even I
am uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Like what, how are you uncomfortable? I'm not even going
as far as the or any of these guys already
be talking about slurping dick or something. God, I don't
do that, no wrong.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
I mean what yeah? So okay, if the governor does
come on, where are you gonna what are you gonna
ask him about Why.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Are we not getting more money from the natives?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
More money from the natives.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Also, can we make them take Andrew Jackson bills? They
sometimes don't want to take those bills. I think they
should have to take us currency regardless. Did you know
some tribes won't accept the twenty dollar bill. I'm just
gonna say, I don't think I'm educated enough on these subjects,
(27:26):
or maybe I'm not.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Fing racist enough on these objects. I don't know what
you're talking about. Actually, really, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
There's a few. I don't know a lot, but there's
a few tribes that won't accept the twenty dollar bill
because of Andrew Jackson, which was the guy that forced
them on the trail tears. Oh really, you're getting the
history lesson.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
This sounds like a conspiracy. Oh no, and you seem
like a conspiracy guy.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, like Massad killed JFK. We knew that the Jews.
We went from blacks to Jews real fast. Hey, hey, comedy,
Hey talk about the Jews.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Really, two ferns here, because that's how this is starting
to feel.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
It's like like, oh, I heard that this girl loves people.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Let me ruin it.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Let's say where they are I heard you vote for Kamalah.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
God, why because she's a woman, you know. Okay, that's
that answers my question. You know that means yes, because
did you really vote for you?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (28:40):
I didn't know. Actually I did.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
What we need a black woman president d e and
I first, we don't need someone that knows ship man.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
I just really I wish that they would end up
giving us a female in the running.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Who last name special Trump? Yeah? I know.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
It was actually like worth of damn, you know, because.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Don't think Ivana is worth a damn Ivana or Ivanka.
You don't even know Savanka. She's Millennia.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I feel like you was her the US citizen of
the country.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I love the certificate.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
What show us the birth certificate like they did with Obama.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
You're like, no, not Millennia. If we don't need her certificate?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
No, do you see those legs?
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Yeah, you can walk on into this country.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
What can I say? I I think I'm excited for
like the twenty forties because I think we'll have another Trump.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
You know, like, oh you do.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Bear Son Baron Trump? I like Baron a lot, you do?
Why what about him? He's quiet, He's in the shadows.
He knows his place. He commanded should but like if
you watch but if you watch his actions, and just
like if you look at his tweets, he's prepping for
(30:11):
a position in politics. Like everything is leading up to
him becoming president eventually. Will there be a Trump before him?
Like between Down and him, I don't see it. Like
Eric and Don Junior, I see them running, I don't
see them winning. I think our next president is gonna
(30:33):
be Vance. I think our next VP will be probably
Marco Rubio. I think it will be a Vance Rubio ticket,
and I think we'll have that for four to eight
years after that. I don't know. It's wide open. The
Democrats could recover, could if Gavin Newsom would just go away.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
You know, I actually like Tim Waltz. You can hate
me for it.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Shut the fuck.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
My dad judged me for too.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I like him because he's fucking hilarious. It's a great joke.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
I thought he was very endearing. He was and I
felt like he kind of like closed up the gap
it wasn't between him and Vance. He was polite and
respectful whenever they were, and I know that Vance was
trying to kind of, you know, be a little sarcastic
and the this and that. But he the way that
he debated was I felt like he articulated himself very well,
(31:29):
and I felt like it was way more respectful watching
that debate versus whenever we were watching Kamala.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
That was that was awesome, that was great. That's the reason.
That's how debates should be. Trump debates every debate. I
was hoping Vance would lure well Tim Walls into the
whole fuck you, fuck me, all that pissy shit, because
I felt like he at least he was kind of
a free UFC fight.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
He was more minded than a lot of people that
I've ended up seeing, you know, where he's like all right,
you know, respectfully, Like I get that point of view.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Here's mine, you know, like.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Friends with school shooters? Wrong?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Wrong, Well, it's.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Friends with school shooters and puts tampson, tampons and public bathrooms, and.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, tampons and public bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Men. Yeah, he puts tampons and male public bathrooms.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
So you would have a problem with women using the
men's restroom.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yes, just like I have a problem with men using
the women's.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Forgot, you're such a preve that your dad.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Godly listen I think I was like I was watching
while we're on the whole subject of women going into
men's bathrooms, I was watching SVU Law and Order SVU,
and there was an episode where it's like, I don't know,
a fourteen fifteen year old boy gets molested by a
(33:03):
older woman. And my fiance and I are laying in
bed and she's like that's disgusting, like she deserves to
go to prison, and I'm just looking at her. I'm like,
that boy had the time of his life. He's just
discovering something sooner. And she's like, you don't think he
got molested. I'm like, no, that boy. The thing is
that boy had to have been hard for anything to happen. Literally,
(33:30):
when we're hard, we were I don't know how to
explain it, but you know, we're good, We're we're ready.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Okay, well, we're good, we're ready to go. There's no there's.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Ready for war for.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I don't I'm not. I'm hard.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
Yeah, that's why, like you guys are right here just
for robbing people and fucking people.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
We have the Israeli Palestinian ward.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Oh no, am, I know.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I don't know where I was going with that.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
That's I don't know either.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
This podcast has you match it's matching the same vibes
as our first podcast.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
All but talking about aliens. Man, I'm not even going.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
To bring up the aliens. You know you love aliens,
you love aliens, but I haven't been keeping up as much.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Like, hey, is the Earth flat?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
No, the Earth is just bigger than we think. So
the equator. So here's what is The equator is actually Antarctica. Okay,
hear me out and around. If we get through Antarctica,
which is a wall, there's the south side of the world.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
That's the real south side that were the locos are.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
That's where what we think are aliens but aren't aliens
or or well I think aliens. There's another theory where
like there's multiple rings and like continents outside of each
(35:20):
ring and where the center ring. So if we can
get out of these rings, there's other species of humans
or whatnot, and those are greater than us, like smarter
and everything and more intelligent. And they're the ones that
have been flying over us as UFOs, but they're not.
(35:40):
They're not even they're from this world instead of go
and trap. Because the theory is we can't get through
the filment of Earth, like the atmosphere, there's a filment
where we can't get through it. So I don't think
the moon landing is real. Am I blowing your mind?
Speaker 2 (35:57):
You're I'm just wondering about the aliens. Do they just
like to come and then they don't?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Think?
Speaker 7 (36:02):
I think they're just angels fell con creat angel just
like tuck Her said, Angels just like tuck Her said
in human form.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
No, So I think God created Adam and Eve or
like mankind, and then these angels fell and they innerbred
with the humans, making giants, so we had giants, but
then humans overthrew these giants, and these giants created what
we know as like, uh, is it terabith yea not Terabithia?
(36:36):
But well yeah, I mean that's evidence enough that there's
a giants existed, But.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
What if he was just a really big man like ti.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I think it's Tartaria or something like that, Like there's
an ancient civilization that was smarter and just and supposedly
that was God's Okay.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
So we're not all God's children.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
We are all God's children, we're offsprings of like gods.
But like the angels, that bread with the humans. The
giants were all wiped out because God didn't have never
intended for angels in humans to breathe, so he helped
the humans. This is all in This isn't even in
(37:27):
the Bible. Where is this in a Book of Enoch?
Have you ever read the Book of Enoch?
Speaker 2 (37:32):
I have not.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
I haven't gotten through the whole thing, but that I've
like read passages and stuff, and it's a lot. Man.
I'm sure you know where the Book of Enoch comes from, right,
it comes from Africa. But why don't any other Bibles
include the Book of Enoch?
Speaker 3 (37:53):
I don't know, maybe because they were disproven.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
I think my favorite chapter is Genesis. In the beginning,
God created the heavens in the earth.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Because it's a feel good chapter.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I don't know if it's a good feel good it's
just like makes me feel small because like He's like
and the earth was bare and without form, and he said,
and then let there be light, and there was light.
Just like that. Yeah, like if you think about I
hate to take it from Joe Rogan, but we are
(38:25):
monkeys or just primates on a big giant rock flying
through infinite space. Does that not freak you out, Like
do you ever just stop and just like think, like
what happens if we stop?
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
And I think it's really strange too that we'll ask
about things. I'm sure, like Cody Troutman could probably explain
it to us or something. Sure, but like you know
how we just say, oh, it's because of gravity or
it's because of anti gravity. I'm like, but what does
gravity mean? We just know it as a word. How
does it actually work? And then we can say, oh,
the force of this planet versus this planet, and like
(39:05):
how the Solar system is aligned? Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
You're like, no, I got an answer for this one.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
I don't answer actually, but I mean I was going
to bring up the whole oil situation, like have you
ever heard of like how oil old dormant oil fields
will just suddenly spring back with oil again. And and
if you ever think about it, it's like if oil
(39:31):
comes from decomposing bodies or you know, dinosaurs, why are
we putting forermeldehyde in our deceased ones, okay, and putting
them in boxes? Why shouldn't Why aren't we just gently
(39:52):
lowering them into the ground and over years I'm not
talking about when you and I are alive, you know,
like our parents, if we buried them just without anything
and put them in the ground, they'll take millions of years.
But when that makes sense, if oil came from humans
or from dinosaurs, and it's the fat and everything, when
it makes sense to continue on the oil legacy, if
(40:13):
we want to keep doing oil, when we bury our
relatives without the preservatives in the in the in the corpse,
so then they can decompose and go back into nature
and become the oil that to sustain the future.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Now that tree thing has gotten really popular, where you
just put a dead person in.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
A tree, I've seen that too.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Yeah, so I think that people are starting to catch
on to that and it's becoming like less.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
A lot of people are cremated.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
It's been more thing to put us into a box
and lowers to the ground.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
But I think it's been proven that oil doesn't come
from decomposing. They still don't necessarily know where oil comes
from still, yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
But I mean it makes sense whenever these rigs will
just randomly start getting oil again, because it's shifting that too. Yeah,
it's you're constantly shifting.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
But it's oil is oil.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Everything downward is oil.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Part of is oil created from the fats and the
enzymes of millions of years of dinosaurs and all that.
Because if that, if that's the true answer, then we
should all stop, you know, uh, with the whole normalization
of putting people in boxes. We should start doing the
(41:24):
tree stuff or whatnot. And some people will argue it's like, well,
you can't just drop an oil sit onto cemeteries, you know,
I'm like, true, But.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Also, favorything flows downwards, you know, you can put one
next to it that.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
But also you have to also remember we didn't give
a fuck about Native Americans fucking you know, burial sites.
We still went in and did whatever the hell we wanted,
you know, so what's an oil man? Guess say, you know,
millions of years from now, it's like, well, these people
don't matter anymore and there's oil here. I'd rather my
(42:00):
body go back to oil and be part of it.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Help if that is in fact true?
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Exactly, If that's true, that's why I'm going to be cremated.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Doesn't it kind of seem like you're littering by putting
a coffin into the ground, because that you can say that, like, oh,
this is like not gonna decompose, YadA, YadA. What are
the odds that every coffin has been dug up to
be able to say that they're safe for the earth?
I just feel like doing more littering that way. It's
(42:31):
such a strange concept, you know, just put somebody.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
In your like board so you can still feel good
about it. But just I don't really.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
Whenever I die, I don't give a crap what anybody
does with my body. You can toss it. You don't
need to spend the money. I won't know I'm dead.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I'm leaning towards cremation.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
You're leaning towards it, so you do care.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
I care, just like whatever tickles y'all's fans.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
In my will. I want to be mixed with my
Golden Retrievers, all of them that I've owned, And if
there's a Golden Retriever left after I've died, once that
one has died, I want that one mixed in with
my ashes. Yeah, and then from generation to generation, I
want my ashes handed down. Why Because I want to
be the patriarch of every single family of my family.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
I was like, man, this feels kind of vain.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Hey, you're like me, and there's gonna be a picture
above it of me.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
That's the thing though, it's such a weird concept to me,
where it's like, hey, here's my body, because really we're
just all souls that are covered in flesh, and so
whenever you die, all that's going away is this body
that you have here on earth, and Earth is just
a playground. So then you're saying, okay, this one thing
that I had the opportunity.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Play with my ashes.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
I mean, oh, but you you know, because then use
me as a litterfit of like, here's a life, go
have fun. You know, it's a privilege to be able
to have a life.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
And we're like, but save my body, Like.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
I don't care, put me in a new one, reincarnate me.
I'll come back as a cat.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
See I cremated my cab. If we get to the
point where we can be downloaded into a computer system,
I want to do it.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Dude, Now get rid of me, move on.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
I think I could get funny er. I think I
could be the funniest person on earth as a computer
could be like shing Gills is wrong, I'd be.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Like, all right, if you're gonna burn my body, burn
my joke book with it.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Please, I never want this to be seen that.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Please get a lot of stuff that needs to be burned. Yeah,
damn yeah, I think about that. I need to get
a box, like one of those mental patient boxes, you know,
like the office boxes that they come out of the
mental institution with, and get one of those and just
start putting all my joke books on those and on
(44:53):
top is gonna be warning, do not open burn if
I'm dead.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Yeah, just please burn it.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Evidence tape. Yeah, don't steal that, bitch. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
Fireproof box. Fireproof proof box. That's like the key. You've
already swallowed it, you know, like he did. He swallowed
it and then you put it inside of a safe
there's no access to.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Just don't the key. Did I listened to one of.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
My first like shows that I had done, and I mean,
some will say, what's the difference now, Ashley, you think
it's that much better? But oh my gosh, I was
doing an autism event and I told abortion jokes and
I just I stumbled upon the little thing, you know,
(45:51):
from the recording, and I was like, oh, let's have
a blast in the past. I put it into my
computer and I'm.
Speaker 6 (45:56):
Like, oh my gosh, I threw that thing out all
like I never want anybody to know that I said
this stuff in general, this is so bad, but also
that I set it into a microphone in front of
stranger's at an autism event, a children's autism event, Like
why did I do that?
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Why?
Speaker 2 (46:15):
So nobody will ever see that.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
This and that to me and we'll clip it at
the end. Guys.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
It's one of those things you know where I'm like, gosh,
if I still had like a joke book from then,
I don't even know where that would be.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
I just I have too many joke books. But the
thing is they're not all filled out. I just go
to Walmart, like that's a nice book. Just plug it.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Yeah, just like that.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Or I'll make I'll make myself a leather joke book
and then I'm like what am I going to do
with this? And then I'll give it away. I'm like, oh,
should I have given it away? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (46:51):
I'm pretty sure that I left one of mine. It
was like a binder and I had different notebook paper
and stuff in it for like I was trying to
get more organized and stuff. Whenever I was coming back
into getting into comedy, and I think that I left
it at my previous employer because yeah, I was like already,
I've never been able to find it since. And there
was one spot where I would sit so like, Josh McGee,
(47:14):
if you ever see this, I.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Want my notebook back.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
But I'm sure they probably open that up and they're like, good,
We're so glad that she doesn't work here now, like
because this stuff, it's it was a lot of different
subjects and it's like, honestly embarrassing how I tried to.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
The issue with my joke separate things. People would really
think I was a racist and I hated Jews if they.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Opened my joke book, Yeah, they don't know that you
are one?
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Hey, or are you.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Just cheap chea.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
I'm just cheap. I'm not a real Jew, the whole
twenty three and they close. I'm Italian, Romanian, Ukrainian, Russian, Serbian,
everything that you shouldn't be except for the Jew party.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Shocking.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
I'm still on top.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
You know, to me, you'll always just be a white man.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Hey, I'll take that. Good. I'm good with that. Slava
Ua is Slava Ukraine and Slava Russia. You know, Hey,
I'm I'm I'm honestly, I'm team Trump on that whole situation.
I just want people to stop dying. I don't give
a fuck.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
Oh yeah, same. That's what's weird too, because things have
flipped so much.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
From the recent Democrat Party.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Yeah, anti war man.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
Back in the early two thousands, Democrats are like, no war,
This Iraq war is horrible. Tucker Carlson screaming invade, invade.
George Bush is like, you're either with us or against
us in like half of America. Well, honestly, seventy five
percent of America is like, fucking go because of nine eleven,
Like seventy five. Yeah, the majority of America United and
(48:57):
is like, let's go fuck up the Middle East. We
don't give a fuck who did, Let's just fucking do it. Honestly,
I was there, but I was even darker. I was like,
why don't we just do what we did with Japan
where you.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Just winded nukem.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
There were a lot of fourteen year olds that were
running around at that time being like Luke lukeam.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
I was one of them.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
We needed to chill.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
But if you kind of think about it now, that
I'm thirty, Nukingdom probably would have fixed a lot of
the issues.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
I mean maybe I remember like at first, yes.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
It makes sense that was it eighty because I mean,
if you look at the whole situation with Japan, Japan's
like fuck stop, we surrender. Yeah, we just dropped one.
I'm not even saying like in Israel, just maybe I ran.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
Like we're gonna base it off of a bunch of
preteen and early teenagers thoughts.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
Just look at the Middle East and like, well, how's
that on.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
The original subject.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
It is strange because at first, you know, we were
everybody was like go go, you know, nukem this and that.
You know, we're all just a bunch of ANGSTI taty, Well,
you were preteen, we've already.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Gone over that.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
You were much younger, it was, Yeah. But then eventually,
whenever it became you know, one of the longest running
wars in history. I remember, like two thousand and six,
there was this lady named Lisa, and she would put
on these peace rallies and stuff, and she was like no, no,
she ran this place called the Hippie Store and all that,
and like she would have actual like soldiers come in
(50:29):
and I loved this woman. I would go and visit
her all the time, and I was like, she's just
a best she was a ghost hunter all that.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
So she put on peace rallies and everything, you know.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
And at that time then it was like we wanted
to stop, we wanted to stop, we wanted to stop,
and then you ended up having so many like anti
Bush people, just like myself, Like I became anti Bush
once the war wasn't stopping.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yeah, I was always pro Bush even through the eight years,
just because I was like, we need to get back
for America. Obama came ready.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
For it to stop.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Obama was the first time. The second time, I was like,
fuck it, let's just get this fucking mess over. With
Trump elected as like we back, let's do this.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
That's That's what's crazy, though, is that he's like, let's
in this war, let's bring our troops back. And I'm like, yeah,
he was a that's what we wanted.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
Back in the nineties, and now he's a Republican and
I'm like, and the Republican Party is like, hey, we're
supposed to be let's stop this war. And the Democrat
Party is like, go, go go, let's send more ammunition crazy.
Speaker 3 (51:34):
I just and you know, my old hippie friend, you
know she's I say, well, hyby. She's not old herself,
but you know she grew up in like the sixties
seventies era, and you can tell she's still got the
long hair.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
She's like, goovy this and not her and I had
a conversation.
Speaker 3 (51:48):
She was like, she's like, now, like people are calling
me a bigot, and I've always my entire life been
known as a hippie, and now.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
What's happening.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
I was like, man, I feel that so much because
it's like I'm too left for the right. I'm too
right for the left. Like I thought, this is what
we all wanted, and now still everybody's angry, and it's like,
are we not meeting in the middle because there's extremists
on both sides.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
Yeah, yeah, I'm definitely right conservative. I lean more right
than anything. I will come to the middle on certain things.
I'm willing to meet halfway, but like for the most part,
I'm just right, just because right is in the name.
We're right. We're just always right common sense. Come on, No,
(52:39):
I understand some things from the Democrats, and like you said,
everything's flip flopped now, but you also have to think.
And before we wrap up, I'll just mention this, Like,
think about this. Back in the eighteen hundreds, during the
Civil War, the Democrats were screaming for slavery. They wanted
to keep slavery. They were the Southern states, and for
(53:02):
sixty years after Lincoln's freed the slaves, they had Jim
Crow laws in the South, and for sixty seventy years
in the South they all voted Democrat. Alabama, Texas, Mississippi
all liberal states. Now what are they? They're conservative?
Speaker 2 (53:22):
Yeah, we're seeing another turn of events.
Speaker 3 (53:24):
It's happening.
Speaker 1 (53:25):
I know, it's wild. Now history's repeating itself, just in
a different way.
Speaker 2 (53:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
I've been down the middle for a long time.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
I mean, I see, my dad was raised a conservative,
or I was raised as a conservative, with my dad
being more conservative than anything else. My mom was kind
of a conservative liberal leaning, yeah, kind of. She wasn't hippie,
but she I think she wanted to be. But because
of her parents being more conservative, she never Yeah, but
(53:55):
she talked. Now she's like in her seventies and she's
just like sending me articles and she's like now she's
become more conservative than anything. And maybe that's just because me,
but I'm very Yeah, I'm like, hey.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
It can get confusing.
Speaker 1 (54:11):
Man, it gets hard because like because of how conservative
I am, it gets hard to do jokes. Like I
see how Shane makes fun of Trump's like a boo
because our bad daddy is you know, Yeah, he makes
fun of it, pokes fun at Trump as well. For me,
I'm not a loyalist. I don't want to use loyalist,
(54:32):
but I'm just a big supporter enough that I I
see Trump funny, Like I get like, I laugh at
all Shane's poking fun of you know, Trump as well.
Like I think it's funny and I don't get offended
or upset about it. But when I try to do
my own writing of Trump, I can't. I'm just not
(54:53):
creative enough.
Speaker 3 (54:54):
Yeah, political stuff is really hard to write about.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
It's it's not difficult when you have the right person.
Joe Biden. Yeah, I had a great room, but joke,
and then Shane came out with a special and I
had to drop my room.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
But joke.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
I was like, God, damn it, Shane. I was doing
it for a while. I was doing it. I was
like I cleaned it, look and then he went and
did it. It was like, shit, I'll drop it.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
Poor man, that poor poor man.
Speaker 1 (55:25):
I feel bad for the man, but he his cabinet,
whoever was controlling him, fuck them, did Obama. Anyways, guys,
you've done it again. I'll have you back on. Like
I think I want to do, like I said, kind
of like a protect our parks. But maybe I'll do
(55:45):
like a like before a show, like a roast or something,
just like when the green room is being used. Maybe
just go only audio and just have everyone in here
just talking and stuff. I think that would be fun.
Do a pre show, maybe an after show. Yeah, two parter.
All right, guys, we love you. We'll see you next time. Actually, actually,
(56:09):
do you have any shows?
Speaker 3 (56:10):
That's right, I can't talk about it. No, I have
a show tomorrow. Put a cork in it. Oh, you
can't talk about it. I have a show tomorrow, put
a cork in it.
Speaker 1 (56:17):
Oh okay, okay, she's confusing. Tomorrow what is the day
show that she can't talk about? And then she has
put a cork in it? Tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (56:27):
Yeah, what is the day?
Speaker 3 (56:27):
It'll probably it will twenty by then, Yeah, the twenty
second twenty second is the show put a cork in it?
Comedy on the spot. Last time that I went there,
a chick got drunk and wanted to beat me up.
And I hadn't been invited back since. But I got
invited back for tomorrow only because somebody else dropped out
and I'm taking her place anyways. Okay, thank you for
having me.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
Yeah, I'll have you date again. All right, everybody? Bye
bye Trotter. How are you hey? I'm good? How are
you good? Welcome to the Heally Cast? A pay freeman.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
What's going on here?
Speaker 3 (57:05):
How do you do it good?
Speaker 1 (57:06):
How are you good? Hello? Marty? Oh hey, buddy, what's up? Man?
How are you doing?
Speaker 2 (57:15):
Next?
Speaker 1 (57:16):
How are you doing? What's your real name? What's your
government name? That is my first question. I'm just gonna
go right off the bat and just JJ wood. What's up?
Longtime listener, first time guest.
Speaker 6 (57:27):
I'm excited to be here.
Speaker 1 (57:29):
All have headphones now you get Yeah? Great, guy, Healey?
What year were you born? Ninety seven? Ninety six? See alright,
technically you're a nineties baby, but you missed half of it,
M hm. Does your say anything, Lane dia coch is lame.
If it's not gonna say anything, that's weird. Does it
really not have anything like a name or anything? Mine
says homie.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Now is this started?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Okay, Hi Ashley, Hi, welcome back. I just go into
conversation and just okay, do you not remember how the
last one? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I do, I definitely do you know? Things got a
little hazy, but I do recall.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
It's very true. I forgot to start with my sunglasses on.
I'm gonna put those on. I've been doing the Shane
Gillis look.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Nice, but he's gotten so popular.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Don't even start.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, I bet you love him.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, he seemed like the types he would love him.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I love him too. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
And the Spie Awards. That was pretty great, although he
did say that he wasn't the one who wrote the material,
which is completely understandable because whenever you think about it,
he has so much traveling around to do. So if
somebody is going to ask you to do a specially,
did you.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Go see him? I did not, Okay, So I was
wondering about that because I've heard there's bits of his
in there. And then there's a lot more written than
his stuff, but like I could see glimpses of his
own material as well. Yeah, but I understand. Yeah, he's
everywhere nowadays and he like he's just busy.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I mean, wouldn't that make sense.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
So if somebody's hiring you for a special event, then
you're expected that. Yeah, so that you're not spending your time.
I guess, especially being that big of a comic.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, I mean it makes sense. But like at the
same time, I guess they allowed him to really, I
mean they went they let him do it. That's like
there was a lot more than I thought. I was like, oh,
you can do that kind of just with his like
trump bits, like oh wow, we can do this at
the spis too, Like yeah, this is funny, and like,
(02:11):
I mean the last funny person to be on was
Norm MacDonald.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Basically well, a lot of people were commenting on there
saying that they hope that he would host every sp
Award after that.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
He's all about it.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
He should, like, I mean, Shane is the sport comedian
type of guy, Like he can come up with material
about sports regardless.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
He's a bro.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, the brow of all bros.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
That's why everyone like relates to. Yeah, that's why I relate.
I'm like, bro, I could sit down with him like
this and kill a thirty pack. Doesn't mean I could
drive home, but you know.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
It'll be a good time.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It'd be a great time.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, I would love to hit out with him.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'm trying to find my crew, like the like the
crew of Oklahoma City for like protect our parks, like
I want to find the three that can, like we
can let loose in here and whatever happens happens because
I don't like editing necessarily. Yeah, so like when I
when that happens, we just go Yeah. I think Kavon
(03:16):
would be part of it.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Ah hysterical, but he goes so far, he.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Goes overboard sometimes and that's like, oh, that's like the
Ari Shaffir type of guy exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
That's what I thought since the first time that I
saw him before, and I thank you. This is probably
one of my favorites here. I don't care what anybody says.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
If anyone's gonna shit on stage, it's gonna be Kavon.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Oh dude, it's great. He's great. I just mad. One
of the first times that I ever saw him go
up he went up after me. I didn't even know
who he was, and he roasted me like so hard.
I was just like, I love this man. I love
this man.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
When I first saw him, I was like, ooh, what
kind of terrorist joke? We started thinking of nine eleven Terrace.
I went up to him. I think one of the
first things I ever said is like, where's your vest? Man?
Like it's kind of chilly, and we were at like Piseos,
So it's like, ah.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Gotcha, Yeah, we don't have to get into all that.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
You know what I'm saying, Well, Piseo the pizza, Well
you're thinking of.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
What we don't talk about the don't we don't what?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
What?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Why? And them are cool? Now?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Good?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
They are also a bunch of closed down so are they?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, they're well come by.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Now we can let it go.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
But what was the pizza joint that sauce sauce? Yeah,
that's it.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I was down in that area with my daughter today too.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Is sauce back? Yeah it is not Mike, but the
restaurant is revamped and everything.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
And I heard that they have a new ownership. Now
it's pretty great.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Who ran that was that Austin or was that Austin mcguinnis.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Gosh, I don't remember who ran it, but I do
know the pizza place itself is there. They have a
lot of good stuff. I remember in high school we
used to go down there every Friday and they would
have bongo Nights and everybody would just go and sit
in a circle and play bongos. And in high school
that is like the coolest thing ever. You're like, oh
my gosh, like.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Meeting people in real life, real white people with dreadlocks.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, you're like, I want to be one of you.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
You know, culdre appropriation. I mean, if you actually look
into history, the Vikings were doing it too.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
So yeah, I mean absolutely, yeah. It was just back
then though it was it was such a cool spot
to be at. My cousin ended up he got a tattoo.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Is it still cool to this day or is it
like has it?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It's pretty cool? Is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
But my cousin and I I had taken him down there.
My cousin's from Bethel, Oklahoma, you know, oh Bathel, and
his mama loves Elvis, and there.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Was I was listening to Elvis today.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
We're all right, Well, I just feel like the redneck
women in small towns loved Elvis.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
They're still obsessed with them.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
So we're walking past in like the you know, there's
that apartment complex with the cool common area, and this
guy comes out and he was like, hey, man, you
want tattoo?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
And then my cousin and I look at each other
and I'm like, please do it, and he was like okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
So we go into this random man's apartment and my
cousin tells him what he wants. The guy gets out,
he's like, yeah, I do tattoos for so many people
this and that, YadA YadA.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
We're idiots.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
We're like eighteen years old, right. And this guy, instead
of going to a shop I don't know why, whips
out the kitty litter for him to sit on, like
a big tub of kitty litter, and my cousin just
sits through it.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
This guy does his.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Entire arm and he was like some initials from a song,
like I don't I don't even remember what the song was,
but it was initials, and he did like a lightning
bolt and then he put these little like crappy stars.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
It's so his entire arm. Now he has a sleeve.
We didn't even mean for it to be that big.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
And the guy's jaw is doing this, I'm cracking up,
and Kevin was like, we can never tell my mother
where I got this tattoo at And it just became
a running joke for years where we would just talk
about kitty litter and he told his mom that he
got it in an actual shop and it was supposed
to be tribute to her because we.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Couldn't tell her.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
We walked past this meth head who offered to do
it for cheap on the spot, so we went into
his apartment. It was so dirty we didn't even watch
him unpackage the needles, sat down on the kitty litter box.
He gave us beers underage, and Kevin.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Got a whole sleeve out of it.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I think it was like fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
However much a methrock is Jesus right?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, Yeah, it was great because it.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Sounds like a New York City story, but yeah, it's
an oklahom Like yeah, I feel like I've heard something
similar to that from like one of those New York podcasts,
like oh yeah, I got a tattoo just right walking
down Broadway. It was some stranger's apartment, filthy as fun.
He's like those at the best tattoos sometimes, right, you
(08:23):
take a gamble, you do like this tattoo was in
someone's house. This tattoo also in someone's house. This was
professionally done. This is my only professionally done tattoo.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
All the other ones are in a house.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Well I got my first one behind my ear whenever
I was seventeen and at a party in somebody's house.
I got him red and a different cousin walked into
that party and I said, whatever you do, don't tell
my father. And then the next day I'm at home,
sleeping on the couch, I walks through. Did you get
(09:01):
a tattoo on your head?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I was like, damn it?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Dasha told like by not even twenty four hours later. Ah, yeah,
well that some stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
That happens.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, you know Rush Rentago Rush.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
It does comedy.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Oh no, I thought you were talking about the band Rush.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Now you just tattoos too. He gave me a tattoo.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Comedians do weird ship. Yes sides, because you're really good
at it. Though you do real estate or you used
to do real estate.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Mortgage everybody thinks that it's real estate. They're the same thing.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I'm like, no, it's the same.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I do a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I feel like a broker. Are you brokering deals? So
you had to go to law school.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
And ship law school for mortgage?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Should be a broker? No? What do you not know
what a broker is? Yeah, it's what Donald Trump does.
He brokers deals.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Right, I'm a mortgage broker.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
So you don't have to go to law school or
anything to becoming.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
We we do have to get special that sounds weird, specially.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Kicked out.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
We have to go through like a certain amount of
hours and then take a state test where they like
have their eyes on you and you can't have anything
in your pockets or anything like that. Whereas people who
work at banks they don't have to do any of that.
It's a lot less regulated with banks. But what we
do is weird because the shopping people shopping for them.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
The banks have a deal with the federal government.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Some bs brokers are better. Never go to a banker.
Retail bankers like they're going to swindle you.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I'm sure they are.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
It's crazy, so many hidden fees, higher rates, but people
just go to them. Because they don't know any better.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
It's very true. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
So whenever you guys are ready to.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Buy a house, well, she owns a house.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well, she's ever ready to refy a house.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I'd like to maybe we sew and move to a
bigger one.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, whenever you do.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
It's only a two bedroom, so yeah, yeah, needs needs
to be bigger.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah, just so you know, pass the word along to
your goal. Anyways, what else do you want to talk
about besides ask tattoos and mortgages?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Oh, I mean, Ashley, Welcome to the Welcome back to
the podcast. We're no longer in a garage. Yes, as
you can see, we're at Twisters Comedy Club and Edmund, Oklahoma,
in their green room. It's greenish, grayish.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
It's honestly, Aaron did an amazing job.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I wish that there was a way to just pan
a camera around so that everybody can see what we see.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
The beautiful right, all the intricacy that's up there.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I have plenty of TikTok videos. Go check out my
TikTok Oh yeah, yeah, Instagram, I have that too. Set
up the whole studio and everything. It's a nice space. Yeah,
it's nice to do a podcast. It's cut off from everything.
The first podcast I did here was in that little
(12:09):
lobby area, and that was actually kind of fun because
I could get grab anyone coming through the door comedian wise,
and I did grab quite a few people. But like
the first episode in here was a little more difficult
because that door is closed and you're cut off from
people coming in and out, and I wasn't prepared enough
to have a guest. But after that episode, I started
(12:33):
booking and becoming more and more consistent, and then Kavon's
episode came up. That's when I started doubling up and
started having back up episodes so I could take miss
weeks or whatnot if I needed to.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
That's awesome, man, yes it is.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
It's very nice. The plan is eventually i'd like to
maybe double up like two episodes of Monday, like one
Monday and then two episodes at Thursday, and have four
episodes already backed up and I can take almost like
a month off.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah right, because that's kind of a drive for you too,
because are you still in still.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Water for now planning? I'm moving to El Reno soon.
We'll see when it's not when like we'll see it's
it's happening no matter what. It's just when Why why yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Why Arena that's.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Where she lives. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, that's where
she lives. I would rather live in Austin, Texas.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Well, I'm sure you would. Yeah, and get stuff going.
I've heard that the scene out in Austin, Austin, Texas
is very oh snit they look out for each other
and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's not like, uh, but it's also deluded as like
there's so much, so many comedians, so it's even harder
to make it. Like I've heard La and New York
have thinned out, still thick, but like Austin is Mecca
right now.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
It's the new place to be.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Mothership, I mean, the Mothership is the new comedy store.
Oh yeah, everyone want Like before Joe opened up his club,
it was everyone get to the comedy store. Everyone get
to the comedy store. Comedy store, comedy store. If you
want to make it, you have to at least do
sets at the comedy store. And now it's like it
doesn't really matter. Yeah, as long as you eventually make
(14:28):
it to the mother Ship.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah, and there's people out here even Okac comics. They're
going there like every single week, driving down to try
and get on that list and get on kill Tony.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah, I'd like to, Like I think I would do
it visiting, but like if I moved down there, I
would become more consistent to sign up, you know what
I mean. But yeah, I wouldn't do that. I want
drive every weekend or a week to do that. That's wild.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I know. That's a really long trip.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
That's commitment, even from Dallas. That's a four and a
half five hour drive from Dallas.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah wild, I know.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
And it's a four hour drive from well three and
a half hour drive, five hour drive if you count
traffic construction on I thirty five to Dallas, and then
it's almost ten hours just to Austin. Yeah, because of traffic.
That sucks. Ye go down, Hey howdy, Aaron just opened
(15:30):
the door. Aaron checking in Aarin is the best I
have to say this, Aaron, Aaron and his wife. They
putting their hard earned work, money, everything into this club.
Oh yeah, it's a dance hall. And I'm sure we
can hear the salce of music behind us obviously. Yeah,
(15:52):
I'm almost one hundred percent sure these mics will pick
it up, but like awesome dance hall, Like, yeah, really
cool dance Is this your first time here? No, okay,
when'd you come?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
No way, I've been here several different times. The roast
I did. I did the last roast that they had,
and then I, uh, they're a rumble. I was a
panelist for the final one where they decided who won
the rumble.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Now they've restarted the rumble.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
It's super cool though.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Because also the fact that they're letting comics, local comics
do so much here. They're so open with it and
just welcoming and like, hey, yeah, come in here. Helpless shows,
do this, do that exactly.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
It's creating another sense of community.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
And I've been telling myself, I got to get better
about coming up here on Mondays because it is really
close to my house except my days whenever I'm kid
free are Wednesdays and Thursdays, so it doesn't necessarily a line. Yeah,
especially like start of the week Monday, I forget what
day it is, you know, just floating through life.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Oh yeah, I get that. I get that. No, Yeah,
Like I mean I know where the key is to
this room. And Aaron was like, just whenever you come Yeah,
the key's here and you can unlock it and set
up and like, I mean, I shouldn't have my bags
and gear and stuff. But you see that box open
(17:19):
over there. Literally, I pack all this stuff up, put
in there and put the bag in that corner. Done.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Let's have a party.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
You want to know.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah, we gotta smoke this out like you smoked out
your garage before.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
He trusts me way too much. Good. If we got
a ventilation system, I would consider it, but that would
only be if Aaron said, you're maybe I'm looking at
them like we put Vince like Joe has and everything.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Never mind you.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Hey, Haley, no.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I turned on a Tuesday. Open up the door.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
We know you're in there. Mom.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I only have access Monday and Thursdays.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, if you know where the key is, you got
access all that.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I mean, I don't know how often this place is
actually open. I only know it open as Monday and Thursday.
So all right, I'm not up here during the day.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
You mean key to this room, not a key to
this building. Yeah, oh you'll get there.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I think eventually I'll be a doorman or whatnot.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
So oh yeah, that'd be good.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, I don't know Dorman don't like I hear stories
about dormant on podcasts like The New York Doorman or
even La. All the clubs are downtown, so like people
are walking by and everything, so they're barking as they'd
being dormants, so they're handing out flyers and trying to
get people to come to shows and stuff. Yeah, but
like here we're outside of city limits, which is nice.
(18:55):
I have no I like where this location is. And
at the same time, like, did you ever go to
uh Poor Okay, see Liquid Poor whatever it was called
that location off Sheridan, Like that strip of Sheridan is
so nice to have, like you could have it almost
reminds me of kind of like a calmer, peaceful Sixth Street.
(19:18):
But you could almost turn it up if you put
clubs just every few, you know. I don't know, maybe
I'm just talking down my ass, but that's just Sheridan
is a good location in my opinion, for maybe a
few clubs. Who knows a Bricktown comedy club is perfect
where it is, you know, absolutely yeah, So I mean
(19:39):
that's why not have another location somewhere down there too?
We lost Looney Right Looney Bin, which was off Northwest Expressway.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Was that yeah, okay, yeah, you're still the Tulsa one.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
There's yeah, there's still Tulsa. Tulsa has a Bricktown Comedy
Club now, right, yeah, yep? And then do they still
have Tulsa Comedy Club up there too?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
I don't know. I hadn't heard of that one. I
just knew it as Looney Bin and Bricktown Tulsa.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Okay, there was a Tulsa comedy club that I went
to a long time ago, a few years ago. Probably
how long have I been doing this since twenty twenty,
it's about probably probably four, three or four years ago.
I went to Tulsa to do an open mic at
Tulsa Tulsa Comedy Club. It's in a movie theater, like
(20:35):
an old movie theater.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
But wait, I performed there in.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Like, so you walk in and like, the main lobby
is the old theater, but it's turned into a bar.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Now.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
There was a bar there where you could buy drinks
and stuff. And then to the left was the theater
rooms and one room was designated for the comedy club,
and across the hall was salsa dancing.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
All right.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I don't know that I was there, but I did
something in some movie theater. Okay, uh, patten Michael, Yeah
that may have been Broken Arrow. Actually those are a
little different, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
It might be in the broken era. I don't know. Yeah,
Tulsa' is a weird place they always call Tulsa like
I'll call it a Tulsa you know, comedy club, but
it'll be in Broken Arrow.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Oh yeah, you know I got a couple of boyfriends.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
M hmm, Jesus Christ, Yeah you're not.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I use the German boyfriend loosely.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Okay, most people don't know that they're my boyfriends, more
like fuck buddies.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
But easy. We are we too old now to use
that as air. I'm thirty now, Okay, I'm older. Yeah,
I know you are.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Don't off the cobwebs.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Christ, you're only you're four years older.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
No, I just turned I'm just turned thirty seven.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Oh I thought you were only I thought you were
thirty four. I didn't realize you were seven years older
than me.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
What happened to your knees?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I work at dealership and I sometimes have to wash cars.
Get on my knees your wash cars?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
You didn't watch your body before you came here?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
No, I didn't. I didn't have time. I had to wash,
not wash, I had to go home, let my dog
out and feed her and then head this way. Nice.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
What kind of dog is it?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Uh, that's a good question. She's like a Stafford so
the sure, I feel like Stafford terrier is a fan
Stafford shot stafford Shire bull Terrier. Yeh, let me see
(23:22):
that's what she kind of looks like.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Ah, that's cute. Yeah, she's cute.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
She looks so like that my dog is.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
She's a quarter Terrier mix.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I don't want this dog, oh gre I mean, I'll
keep her until she passes. But she's not my like
I I My Golden Retriever passed. Oh yeah, so uh
me the end of May. So I am trying to
(23:53):
save money up and get a new one.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
The Golden Retrievers are such good dogs, oh my god.
But I mean, if you could find one that is
a mutt and you can adopt it.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
See that's what don't shop. That's what Remy was. She
She wasn't a mutt, but she was the runt of
the litter. She was a you know, so smallest one everything.
And I pick runts, that's what I do. I like
runs if they're like the least favorite it, I always
pick them because I'm I'm I'm the underdog guy. Yeah,
(24:28):
the underdog story, the Rudy story, that kind of stuff.
So that's that's just who I am. Did you know
that the story Rudy is an accurate No, I don't.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I didn't know Rudy personally.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
So whenever it comes to dominant intercessive genetics, then it's
all of the positive genetics that are good, things like
loyalty and well mannered, even tempered, good around children, things
like that, those are the more dominant genetics. So they're saying,
whenever you get a mutt, then you're getting a mixture
all these different breeds. That makes right, That makes sense
(25:04):
because the aggression it's supposed to be a recessive genetic.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
But interesting like that. Yeah, I mean I think the
aggression is just a owner thing too. I mean, who
owns pit bows the most people who aren't allowed on
cruises anyways, moving on, have you not heard about the cruises?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Oh my god. They have new rules. A lot of
the crew, I think it's Carnival cruise has new rules
where like you can't be loud. Basically it's all black
people activities.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Jesus, what.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Kid, I'm telling you because I've already I've been already
looking at these cruises and I'm like, I'm down for
these cruises. They're gonna be quiet, they'll be nice. Lots
of white people, do you Mitlanta, Maybe some respectful blacks
(26:06):
you know that are quiet, that aren't banging loud trashy music.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Oh my gosh, what's trashy music?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
I'm just I was like, you can't say anything, okay, buddy.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
DMX bumps, Okay, I'll give you that eminem that's true.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
To go to church.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
I stop talking like that.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
We need to get you into church.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
This is a comedy podcast. No wonder the governor doesn't
want to come onto the podcast. Yeah, like a nice week.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I'm trying to get the governor. I'm like, even I
am uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Like what, how are you uncomfortable? I'm not even going
as far as the or any of these guys already
be talking about slurping dick or something. God, I don't
do that, no wrong.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
I mean what yeah? So okay, if the governor does
come on, where are you gonna what are you gonna
ask him about Why.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Are we not getting more money from the natives?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
More money from the natives.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Also, can we make them take Andrew Jackson bills? They
sometimes don't want to take those bills. I think they
should have to take us currency regardless. Did you know
some tribes won't accept the twenty dollar bill. I'm just
gonna say, I don't think I'm educated enough on these subjects,
(27:26):
or maybe I'm not.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Fing racist enough on these objects. I don't know what
you're talking about. Actually, really, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
There's a few. I don't know a lot, but there's
a few tribes that won't accept the twenty dollar bill
because of Andrew Jackson, which was the guy that forced
them on the trail tears. Oh really, you're getting the
history lesson.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
This sounds like a conspiracy. Oh no, and you seem
like a conspiracy guy.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, like Massad killed JFK. We knew that the Jews.
We went from blacks to Jews real fast. Hey, hey, comedy,
Hey talk about the Jews.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Really, two ferns here, because that's how this is starting
to feel.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
It's like like, oh, I heard that this girl loves people.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Let me ruin it.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Let's say where they are I heard you vote for Kamalah.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
God, why because she's a woman, you know. Okay, that's
that answers my question. You know that means yes, because
did you really vote for you?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (28:40):
I didn't know. Actually I did.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
What we need a black woman president d e and
I first, we don't need someone that knows ship man.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
I just really I wish that they would end up
giving us a female in the running.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Who last name special Trump? Yeah? I know.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
It was actually like worth of damn, you know, because.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Don't think Ivana is worth a damn Ivana or Ivanka.
You don't even know Savanka. She's Millennia.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I feel like you was her the US citizen of
the country.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I love the certificate.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
What show us the birth certificate like they did with Obama.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
You're like, no, not Millennia. If we don't need her certificate?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
No, do you see those legs?
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Yeah, you can walk on into this country.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
What can I say? I I think I'm excited for
like the twenty forties because I think we'll have another Trump.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
You know, like, oh you do.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Bear Son Baron Trump? I like Baron a lot, you do?
Why what about him? He's quiet, He's in the shadows.
He knows his place. He commanded should but like if
you watch but if you watch his actions, and just
like if you look at his tweets, he's prepping for
(30:11):
a position in politics. Like everything is leading up to
him becoming president eventually. Will there be a Trump before him?
Like between Down and him, I don't see it. Like
Eric and Don Junior, I see them running, I don't
see them winning. I think our next president is gonna
(30:33):
be Vance. I think our next VP will be probably
Marco Rubio. I think it will be a Vance Rubio ticket,
and I think we'll have that for four to eight
years after that. I don't know. It's wide open. The
Democrats could recover, could if Gavin Newsom would just go away.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
You know, I actually like Tim Waltz. You can hate
me for it.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Shut the fuck.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
My dad judged me for too.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I like him because he's fucking hilarious. It's a great joke.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
I thought he was very endearing. He was and I
felt like he kind of like closed up the gap
it wasn't between him and Vance. He was polite and
respectful whenever they were, and I know that Vance was
trying to kind of, you know, be a little sarcastic
and the this and that. But he the way that
he debated was I felt like he articulated himself very well,
(31:29):
and I felt like it was way more respectful watching
that debate versus whenever we were watching Kamala.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
That was that was awesome, that was great. That's the reason.
That's how debates should be. Trump debates every debate. I
was hoping Vance would lure well Tim Walls into the
whole fuck you, fuck me, all that pissy shit, because
I felt like he at least he was kind of
a free UFC fight.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
He was more minded than a lot of people that
I've ended up seeing, you know, where he's like all right,
you know, respectfully, Like I get that point of view.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Here's mine, you know, like.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Friends with school shooters? Wrong?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Wrong, Well, it's.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Friends with school shooters and puts tampson, tampons and public bathrooms, and.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, tampons and public bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Men. Yeah, he puts tampons and male public bathrooms.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
So you would have a problem with women using the
men's restroom.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yes, just like I have a problem with men using
the women's.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Forgot, you're such a preve that your dad.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Godly listen I think I was like I was watching
while we're on the whole subject of women going into
men's bathrooms, I was watching SVU Law and Order SVU,
and there was an episode where it's like, I don't know,
a fourteen fifteen year old boy gets molested by a
(33:03):
older woman. And my fiance and I are laying in
bed and she's like that's disgusting, like she deserves to
go to prison, and I'm just looking at her. I'm like,
that boy had the time of his life. He's just
discovering something sooner. And she's like, you don't think he
got molested. I'm like, no, that boy. The thing is
that boy had to have been hard for anything to happen. Literally,
(33:30):
when we're hard, we were I don't know how to
explain it, but you know, we're good, We're we're ready.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Okay, well, we're good, we're ready to go. There's no there's.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Ready for war for.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I don't I'm not. I'm hard.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
Yeah, that's why, like you guys are right here just
for robbing people and fucking people.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
We have the Israeli Palestinian ward.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Oh no, am, I know.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I don't know where I was going with that.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
That's I don't know either.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
This podcast has you match it's matching the same vibes
as our first podcast.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
All but talking about aliens. Man, I'm not even going.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
To bring up the aliens. You know you love aliens,
you love aliens, but I haven't been keeping up as much.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Like, hey, is the Earth flat?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
No, the Earth is just bigger than we think. So
the equator. So here's what is The equator is actually Antarctica. Okay,
hear me out and around. If we get through Antarctica,
which is a wall, there's the south side of the world.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
That's the real south side that were the locos are.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
That's where what we think are aliens but aren't aliens
or or well I think aliens. There's another theory where
like there's multiple rings and like continents outside of each
(35:20):
ring and where the center ring. So if we can
get out of these rings, there's other species of humans
or whatnot, and those are greater than us, like smarter
and everything and more intelligent. And they're the ones that
have been flying over us as UFOs, but they're not.
(35:40):
They're not even they're from this world instead of go
and trap. Because the theory is we can't get through
the filment of Earth, like the atmosphere, there's a filment
where we can't get through it. So I don't think
the moon landing is real. Am I blowing your mind?
Speaker 2 (35:57):
You're I'm just wondering about the aliens. Do they just
like to come and then they don't?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Think?
Speaker 7 (36:02):
I think they're just angels fell con creat angel just
like tuck Her said, Angels just like tuck Her said
in human form.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
No, So I think God created Adam and Eve or
like mankind, and then these angels fell and they innerbred
with the humans, making giants, so we had giants, but
then humans overthrew these giants, and these giants created what
we know as like, uh, is it terabith yea not Terabithia?
(36:36):
But well yeah, I mean that's evidence enough that there's
a giants existed, But.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
What if he was just a really big man like ti.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I think it's Tartaria or something like that, Like there's
an ancient civilization that was smarter and just and supposedly
that was God's Okay.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
So we're not all God's children.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
We are all God's children, we're offsprings of like gods.
But like the angels, that bread with the humans. The
giants were all wiped out because God didn't have never
intended for angels in humans to breathe, so he helped
the humans. This is all in This isn't even in
(37:27):
the Bible. Where is this in a Book of Enoch?
Have you ever read the Book of Enoch?
Speaker 2 (37:32):
I have not.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
I haven't gotten through the whole thing, but that I've
like read passages and stuff, and it's a lot. Man.
I'm sure you know where the Book of Enoch comes from, right,
it comes from Africa. But why don't any other Bibles
include the Book of Enoch?
Speaker 3 (37:53):
I don't know, maybe because they were disproven.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
I think my favorite chapter is Genesis. In the beginning,
God created the heavens in the earth.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Because it's a feel good chapter.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I don't know if it's a good feel good it's
just like makes me feel small because like He's like
and the earth was bare and without form, and he said,
and then let there be light, and there was light.
Just like that. Yeah, like if you think about I
hate to take it from Joe Rogan, but we are
(38:25):
monkeys or just primates on a big giant rock flying
through infinite space. Does that not freak you out, Like
do you ever just stop and just like think, like
what happens if we stop?
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
And I think it's really strange too that we'll ask
about things. I'm sure, like Cody Troutman could probably explain
it to us or something. Sure, but like you know
how we just say, oh, it's because of gravity or
it's because of anti gravity. I'm like, but what does
gravity mean? We just know it as a word. How
does it actually work? And then we can say, oh,
the force of this planet versus this planet, and like
(39:05):
how the Solar system is aligned? Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
You're like, no, I got an answer for this one.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
I don't answer actually, but I mean I was going
to bring up the whole oil situation, like have you
ever heard of like how oil old dormant oil fields
will just suddenly spring back with oil again. And and
if you ever think about it, it's like if oil
(39:31):
comes from decomposing bodies or you know, dinosaurs, why are
we putting forermeldehyde in our deceased ones, okay, and putting
them in boxes? Why shouldn't Why aren't we just gently
(39:52):
lowering them into the ground and over years I'm not
talking about when you and I are alive, you know,
like our parents, if we buried them just without anything
and put them in the ground, they'll take millions of years.
But when that makes sense, if oil came from humans
or from dinosaurs, and it's the fat and everything, when
it makes sense to continue on the oil legacy, if
(40:13):
we want to keep doing oil, when we bury our
relatives without the preservatives in the in the in the corpse,
so then they can decompose and go back into nature
and become the oil that to sustain the future.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Now that tree thing has gotten really popular, where you
just put a dead person in.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
A tree, I've seen that too.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Yeah, so I think that people are starting to catch
on to that and it's becoming like less.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
A lot of people are cremated.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
It's been more thing to put us into a box
and lowers to the ground.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
But I think it's been proven that oil doesn't come
from decomposing. They still don't necessarily know where oil comes
from still, yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
But I mean it makes sense whenever these rigs will
just randomly start getting oil again, because it's shifting that too. Yeah,
it's you're constantly shifting.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
But it's oil is oil.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Everything downward is oil.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Part of is oil created from the fats and the
enzymes of millions of years of dinosaurs and all that.
Because if that, if that's the true answer, then we
should all stop, you know, uh, with the whole normalization
of putting people in boxes. We should start doing the
(41:24):
tree stuff or whatnot. And some people will argue it's like, well,
you can't just drop an oil sit onto cemeteries, you know,
I'm like, true, But.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Also, favorything flows downwards, you know, you can put one
next to it that.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
But also you have to also remember we didn't give
a fuck about Native Americans fucking you know, burial sites.
We still went in and did whatever the hell we wanted,
you know, so what's an oil man? Guess say, you know,
millions of years from now, it's like, well, these people
don't matter anymore and there's oil here. I'd rather my
(42:00):
body go back to oil and be part of it.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Help if that is in fact true?
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Exactly, If that's true, that's why I'm going to be cremated.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Doesn't it kind of seem like you're littering by putting
a coffin into the ground, because that you can say that, like, oh,
this is like not gonna decompose, YadA, YadA. What are
the odds that every coffin has been dug up to
be able to say that they're safe for the earth?
I just feel like doing more littering that way. It's
(42:31):
such a strange concept, you know, just put somebody.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
In your like board so you can still feel good
about it. But just I don't really.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
Whenever I die, I don't give a crap what anybody
does with my body. You can toss it. You don't
need to spend the money. I won't know I'm dead.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I'm leaning towards cremation.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
You're leaning towards it, so you do care.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
I care, just like whatever tickles y'all's fans.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
In my will. I want to be mixed with my
Golden Retrievers, all of them that I've owned, And if
there's a Golden Retriever left after I've died, once that
one has died, I want that one mixed in with
my ashes. Yeah, and then from generation to generation, I
want my ashes handed down. Why Because I want to
be the patriarch of every single family of my family.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
I was like, man, this feels kind of vain.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Hey, you're like me, and there's gonna be a picture
above it of me.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
That's the thing though, it's such a weird concept to me,
where it's like, hey, here's my body, because really we're
just all souls that are covered in flesh, and so
whenever you die, all that's going away is this body
that you have here on earth, and Earth is just
a playground. So then you're saying, okay, this one thing
that I had the opportunity.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Play with my ashes.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
I mean, oh, but you you know, because then use
me as a litterfit of like, here's a life, go
have fun. You know, it's a privilege to be able
to have a life.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
And we're like, but save my body, Like.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
I don't care, put me in a new one, reincarnate me.
I'll come back as a cat.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
See I cremated my cab. If we get to the
point where we can be downloaded into a computer system,
I want to do it.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Dude, Now get rid of me, move on.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
I think I could get funny er. I think I
could be the funniest person on earth as a computer
could be like shing Gills is wrong, I'd be.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Like, all right, if you're gonna burn my body, burn
my joke book with it.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Please, I never want this to be seen that.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Please get a lot of stuff that needs to be burned. Yeah,
damn yeah, I think about that. I need to get
a box, like one of those mental patient boxes, you know,
like the office boxes that they come out of the
mental institution with, and get one of those and just
start putting all my joke books on those and on
(44:53):
top is gonna be warning, do not open burn if
I'm dead.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Yeah, just please burn it.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Evidence tape. Yeah, don't steal that, bitch. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
Fireproof box. Fireproof proof box. That's like the key. You've
already swallowed it, you know, like he did. He swallowed
it and then you put it inside of a safe
there's no access to.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Just don't the key. Did I listened to one of.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
My first like shows that I had done, and I mean,
some will say, what's the difference now, Ashley, you think
it's that much better? But oh my gosh, I was
doing an autism event and I told abortion jokes and
I just I stumbled upon the little thing, you know,
(45:51):
from the recording, and I was like, oh, let's have
a blast in the past. I put it into my
computer and I'm.
Speaker 6 (45:56):
Like, oh my gosh, I threw that thing out all
like I never want anybody to know that I said
this stuff in general, this is so bad, but also
that I set it into a microphone in front of
stranger's at an autism event, a children's autism event, Like
why did I do that?
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Why?
Speaker 2 (46:15):
So nobody will ever see that.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
This and that to me and we'll clip it at
the end. Guys.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
It's one of those things you know where I'm like, gosh,
if I still had like a joke book from then,
I don't even know where that would be.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
I just I have too many joke books. But the
thing is they're not all filled out. I just go
to Walmart, like that's a nice book. Just plug it.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Yeah, just like that.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Or I'll make I'll make myself a leather joke book
and then I'm like what am I going to do
with this? And then I'll give it away. I'm like, oh,
should I have given it away? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (46:51):
I'm pretty sure that I left one of mine. It
was like a binder and I had different notebook paper
and stuff in it for like I was trying to
get more organized and stuff. Whenever I was coming back
into getting into comedy, and I think that I left
it at my previous employer because yeah, I was like already,
I've never been able to find it since. And there
was one spot where I would sit so like, Josh McGee,
(47:14):
if you ever see this, I.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Want my notebook back.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
But I'm sure they probably open that up and they're like, good,
We're so glad that she doesn't work here now, like
because this stuff, it's it was a lot of different
subjects and it's like, honestly embarrassing how I tried to.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
The issue with my joke separate things. People would really
think I was a racist and I hated Jews if they.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Opened my joke book, Yeah, they don't know that you
are one?
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Hey, or are you.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Just cheap chea.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
I'm just cheap. I'm not a real Jew, the whole
twenty three and they close. I'm Italian, Romanian, Ukrainian, Russian, Serbian,
everything that you shouldn't be except for the Jew party.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Shocking.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
I'm still on top.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
You know, to me, you'll always just be a white man.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Hey, I'll take that. Good. I'm good with that. Slava
Ua is Slava Ukraine and Slava Russia. You know, Hey,
I'm I'm I'm honestly, I'm team Trump on that whole situation.
I just want people to stop dying. I don't give
a fuck.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
Oh yeah, same. That's what's weird too, because things have
flipped so much.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
From the recent Democrat Party.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Yeah, anti war man.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
Back in the early two thousands, Democrats are like, no war,
This Iraq war is horrible. Tucker Carlson screaming invade, invade.
George Bush is like, you're either with us or against
us in like half of America. Well, honestly, seventy five
percent of America is like, fucking go because of nine eleven,
Like seventy five. Yeah, the majority of America United and
(48:57):
is like, let's go fuck up the Middle East. We
don't give a fuck who did, Let's just fucking do it. Honestly,
I was there, but I was even darker. I was like,
why don't we just do what we did with Japan
where you.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Just winded nukem.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
There were a lot of fourteen year olds that were
running around at that time being like Luke lukeam.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
I was one of them.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
We needed to chill.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
But if you kind of think about it now, that
I'm thirty, Nukingdom probably would have fixed a lot of
the issues.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
I mean maybe I remember like at first, yes.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
It makes sense that was it eighty because I mean,
if you look at the whole situation with Japan, Japan's
like fuck stop, we surrender. Yeah, we just dropped one.
I'm not even saying like in Israel, just maybe I ran.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
Like we're gonna base it off of a bunch of
preteen and early teenagers thoughts.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
Just look at the Middle East and like, well, how's
that on.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
The original subject.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
It is strange because at first, you know, we were
everybody was like go go, you know, nukem this and that.
You know, we're all just a bunch of ANGSTI taty, Well,
you were preteen, we've already.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Gone over that.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
You were much younger, it was, Yeah. But then eventually,
whenever it became you know, one of the longest running
wars in history. I remember, like two thousand and six,
there was this lady named Lisa, and she would put
on these peace rallies and stuff, and she was like no, no,
she ran this place called the Hippie Store and all that,
and like she would have actual like soldiers come in
(50:29):
and I loved this woman. I would go and visit
her all the time, and I was like, she's just
a best she was a ghost hunter all that.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
So she put on peace rallies and everything, you know.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
And at that time then it was like we wanted
to stop, we wanted to stop, we wanted to stop,
and then you ended up having so many like anti
Bush people, just like myself, Like I became anti Bush
once the war wasn't stopping.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yeah, I was always pro Bush even through the eight years,
just because I was like, we need to get back
for America. Obama came ready.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
For it to stop.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Obama was the first time. The second time, I was like,
fuck it, let's just get this fucking mess over. With
Trump elected as like we back, let's do this.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
That's That's what's crazy, though, is that he's like, let's
in this war, let's bring our troops back. And I'm like, yeah,
he was a that's what we wanted.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
Back in the nineties, and now he's a Republican and
I'm like, and the Republican Party is like, hey, we're
supposed to be let's stop this war. And the Democrat
Party is like, go, go go, let's send more ammunition crazy.
Speaker 3 (51:34):
I just and you know, my old hippie friend, you
know she's I say, well, hyby. She's not old herself,
but you know she grew up in like the sixties
seventies era, and you can tell she's still got the
long hair.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
She's like, goovy this and not her and I had
a conversation.
Speaker 3 (51:48):
She was like, she's like, now, like people are calling
me a bigot, and I've always my entire life been
known as a hippie, and now.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
What's happening.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
I was like, man, I feel that so much because
it's like I'm too left for the right. I'm too
right for the left. Like I thought, this is what
we all wanted, and now still everybody's angry, and it's like,
are we not meeting in the middle because there's extremists
on both sides.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
Yeah, yeah, I'm definitely right conservative. I lean more right
than anything. I will come to the middle on certain things.
I'm willing to meet halfway, but like for the most part,
I'm just right, just because right is in the name.
We're right. We're just always right common sense. Come on, No,
(52:39):
I understand some things from the Democrats, and like you said,
everything's flip flopped now, but you also have to think.
And before we wrap up, I'll just mention this, Like,
think about this. Back in the eighteen hundreds, during the
Civil War, the Democrats were screaming for slavery. They wanted
to keep slavery. They were the Southern states, and for
(53:02):
sixty years after Lincoln's freed the slaves, they had Jim
Crow laws in the South, and for sixty seventy years
in the South they all voted Democrat. Alabama, Texas, Mississippi
all liberal states. Now what are they? They're conservative?
Speaker 2 (53:22):
Yeah, we're seeing another turn of events.
Speaker 3 (53:24):
It's happening.
Speaker 1 (53:25):
I know, it's wild. Now history's repeating itself, just in
a different way.
Speaker 2 (53:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
I've been down the middle for a long time.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
I mean, I see, my dad was raised a conservative,
or I was raised as a conservative, with my dad
being more conservative than anything else. My mom was kind
of a conservative liberal leaning, yeah, kind of. She wasn't hippie,
but she I think she wanted to be. But because
of her parents being more conservative, she never Yeah, but
(53:55):
she talked. Now she's like in her seventies and she's
just like sending me articles and she's like now she's
become more conservative than anything. And maybe that's just because me,
but I'm very Yeah, I'm like, hey.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
It can get confusing.
Speaker 1 (54:11):
Man, it gets hard because like because of how conservative
I am, it gets hard to do jokes. Like I
see how Shane makes fun of Trump's like a boo
because our bad daddy is you know, Yeah, he makes
fun of it, pokes fun at Trump as well. For me,
I'm not a loyalist. I don't want to use loyalist,
(54:32):
but I'm just a big supporter enough that I I
see Trump funny, Like I get like, I laugh at
all Shane's poking fun of you know, Trump as well.
Like I think it's funny and I don't get offended
or upset about it. But when I try to do
my own writing of Trump, I can't. I'm just not
(54:53):
creative enough.
Speaker 3 (54:54):
Yeah, political stuff is really hard to write about.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
It's it's not difficult when you have the right person.
Joe Biden. Yeah, I had a great room, but joke,
and then Shane came out with a special and I
had to drop my room.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
But joke.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
I was like, God, damn it, Shane. I was doing
it for a while. I was doing it. I was
like I cleaned it, look and then he went and
did it. It was like, shit, I'll drop it.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
Poor man, that poor poor man.
Speaker 1 (55:25):
I feel bad for the man, but he his cabinet,
whoever was controlling him, fuck them, did Obama. Anyways, guys,
you've done it again. I'll have you back on. Like
I think I want to do, like I said, kind
of like a protect our parks. But maybe I'll do
(55:45):
like a like before a show, like a roast or something,
just like when the green room is being used. Maybe
just go only audio and just have everyone in here
just talking and stuff. I think that would be fun.
Do a pre show, maybe an after show. Yeah, two parter.
All right, guys, we love you. We'll see you next time. Actually, actually,
(56:09):
do you have any shows?
Speaker 3 (56:10):
That's right, I can't talk about it. No, I have
a show tomorrow. Put a cork in it. Oh, you
can't talk about it. I have a show tomorrow, put
a cork in it.
Speaker 1 (56:17):
Oh okay, okay, she's confusing. Tomorrow what is the day
show that she can't talk about? And then she has
put a cork in it? Tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (56:27):
Yeah, what is the day?
Speaker 3 (56:27):
It'll probably it will twenty by then, Yeah, the twenty
second twenty second is the show put a cork in it?
Comedy on the spot. Last time that I went there,
a chick got drunk and wanted to beat me up.
And I hadn't been invited back since. But I got
invited back for tomorrow only because somebody else dropped out
and I'm taking her place anyways. Okay, thank you for
having me.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
Yeah, I'll have you date again. All right, everybody? Bye
bye Trotter. How are you hey? I'm good? How are
you good? Welcome to the Heally Cast? A pay freeman.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
What's going on here?
Speaker 3 (57:05):
How do you do it good?
Speaker 1 (57:06):
How are you good? Hello? Marty? Oh hey, buddy, what's up? Man?
How are you doing?
Speaker 2 (57:15):
Next?
Speaker 1 (57:16):
How are you doing? What's your real name? What's your
government name? That is my first question. I'm just gonna
go right off the bat and just JJ wood. What's up?
Longtime listener, first time guest.
Speaker 6 (57:27):
I'm excited to be here.
Speaker 1 (57:29):
All have headphones now you get Yeah? Great, guy, Healey?
What year were you born? Ninety seven? Ninety six? See alright,
technically you're a nineties baby, but you missed half of it,
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