Episode #94 - Kayvon Taghizadeh - TheHeleyCast

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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Hey buddy, Hey Daniel, i'd sick. Hello right there? Yeah
you're getting yeah, yeah, there you go. I tried to
get that in just in case of Aaron comes in
and talks to us.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
You know what, me too. You're so needy.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
I know, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
How are you? How have you jinx? You owe me
some coat. I've been pretty good, dude. I've just been
watching the finals.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
That was big.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
That's right, dude.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
You got to the parade?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Uh uh which one issues or not? Oh yeah, I
went to the thunder pray. I'm talking about the finals
that are still currently going between. Uh yeah, that's the
I got a parlay. I've been. I've been on price picks.
I mean, I gotta go for the home team.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
God damn it. You think they're getting pull out? What
is the situation over there?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Like, I obviously follow Newsmax, Fox, the conservative news. You
don't know what news Max is. I know it's more
of the non biased news Newsmax.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Maybe it's News I know News Nation. You're you talking
about News Nations Max, We're Sky News.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
You should look it up. It's YouTube that Bilm on YouTube.
I watched Mark k on it. He's a host.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Mark on Newsmax, And it's like a conserve more concern
channel of different types of pundits. Okay, okay, cool, kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Like what Crowder has work. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah,
Crowder is fun. You listen to Crowder ever?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, no, I appreciate I appreciate his love of coffee. Yeah,
and uh one of his I think Josh Firestein still
is involved with that, right.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
And the sip. I was trying to imitate.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
The sip oh oh like for whatever you bomb.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
No for whenever he starts the podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Oh I got you, I got you, I got Yeah.
You know about that one where if something doesn't go Hey,
speaking of the speak cool cat himself, that's the cats mew.
Do we need a reframe for him?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
No, it's all framed up. I just need to mic
and he's going.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
That was wild.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
That's it with uh? With Cameron?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Did he roast? Did he roast Austin? Pretty good? Well?
I heard a little bit of.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
It through the wall, but yeah, he was you could
tell the the crowd was kind of like, alright, Cameron, like.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
You want to have a fun fact about Cameron and
I's biography wave Before I did comedy, this is like
probably like six years before I did comedy and I
had my electronic sixy store. Cameron used to work for me.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I don't know shit, And but a lot of comics
have worked for you too, haven't they?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Or yeah, yeah, but he's the only one I actually
had a fire and like, if I take I'll hire
you at Starbucks and then you get fired at Duncan.
They were just right next to each other on thirty
six the May But had I not done that, he
wouldn't have gotten the job. The Cat And the first

(03:34):
time I ever did an open mic, he was there
at the Ugly Flamingo and he came up to me
because yeah, you know, i'd see him out and about passing.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
And Tim Rainey's open mic.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, yeah, it was Tim Rainey's and bless his heart,
Tim Rainy. I think he's in Wisconsin now.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Well then he have Pico too. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
That was the second mic I did.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Was a sah, who was that guy that used to
run the sauce mic Austin?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Where is he? After I shut down the pump?

Speaker 4 (04:12):
I heard about that. I specifically went to that page,
dug through years of comments just to find what happened,
and I was like, oh, and then I'm told that
it wasn't that what that set it off. It was
taking it to Twitter that set it off or something
like that.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
I just told her to get some proper dick. If
you're tweeting about me at five in the morning. Made
someone didn't do.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
The I tried. I tried to get this lunatic on
my podcast multiple times.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
It was actually very damaging to my life and one
of the main reasons I don't have my business.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
I wanted. I wanted two sides because I had had
cave on on what you did.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, they have people rolling up on my family and ship,
like oxing them and stuff, calling my business, harassing my employees.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
There are certainly laws against all of that.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
That sucks that you had to deal with that. Yeah, yeah,
it sucked. But zooming out it was, you know, okay,
yeah productive with some capacity.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Any publicity is good publicity.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
It did. It did surprise me. It was like a
year and a half in the doing.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
You know, it's surprising.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
I don't play legally, you know what I'm saying. So
I don't play legally, you know what I'm saying. So
if people were to ever come at this like I
would be investing heavily in some legal firepower.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
I am currently suing BC Clark Jewelers, though I'm in reallytive. Yeah, communication,
they they exploited my friend who is a black artist,
and they used him in a commercial that came out
on during the NBA Finals. It's a Beefy Clark thing,
and uh, he's just a cool black dude to play
saxophone and they got with They didn't ask him for

(05:55):
consent or tell him he was used for commercial purposes.
He found out like when people like Dudo the commercial. Yeah,
and uh and so yeah, we even signed waivers to
do this, like just one oh one, this basic production
one o one.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Hey, it's for me. It's not for you guys.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
I know you would think Clark who there, they've been
a company and they're found it. They didn't get they
were they're older than the state of Oklahoma. They got
found in Indian Territory, and uh, everyone knows the jingle, right. Watch.
We didn't sign, we didn't sign anything you might get
in trouble. But they just used him without you know,

(06:36):
having him sign a waiver in nd A or giving
any kind of consent, and uh, that's illegal. That's sneaky
and uh, I'm just trying to finesse them for some
bust down diamond chains. M.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
I don't see why not.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
I mean I've got a pretty strong case. They already
removed the ad.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Maybe a prop of this.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
See and as long as people are willing to go
in that direction.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
I've never seen before. I've always wanted to live.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
A gate Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Are they not willing to.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
No, I mean they're gonna they'd be dumb if they
wanted to take it to court. I'm trying to settle
it out. Yeah, but typically for like interpersonal stuff like that.
You know, I had definitely the grounds, but I'm not
trying to give it more energy.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
It's just yeah, your people know those grounds, Ground zero,
Crown zero.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
You can come in.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
I mean, if you're want come on.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Adrian's Jewish?

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Adrian is he Jewish?

Speaker 2 (07:32):
He is?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
I didn't know that. I just thought he was a
weird person. That makes more sense about him though. Sorry
that was a joke. You're not weird.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
I know it gives a lot of context. We love
Adrian well, I love Adrian.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I've gotten in trouble with Adrian talking ship. When I
first started comedy, and this podcast me, Austin Slaughter and
Aaron Lake kind of just trashed a lot of comics
in one podcast. Andrew Lake, Right, Andrew, Did I say
Aaron Yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
But I'm willing to go with that.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Did I say Tim Rainey?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
For yeah, he ran ugly Flamingo, but uh, Austin ran McGinnis.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Ran sauce and then and then uh did he.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Run the other one that you ruined, pump?

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Did he? It wasn't. It was a former gas station.
It was a camp setting, like it was in a
FEMA ten. So it's just like, dude, I thought this
was a safe space for me.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, definitely it was. It was a weird environment.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Well now I vi P there are you really? Yeah?
I can go back there and go in the kitchen everything.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Damn, I kinda want to go there because it was
kind of it was neat.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
I have no qualms with them.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
It was you settled everything and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
I mean, it's just like I get it from their perspective,
like you're getting a bunch of people who are asking
you for they still have a mic there not that deep, no,
but they want to restart it and they didn't. They
did reach out to me, and that would be a
nice little circle arc there.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
But as long as that chicked and show back up,
bless her heart. Bless her heart. By the way that
that invite is always open. I'm I always have open
invites to anyone that is willing to come.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Time has elapsed, and I think we could both sit
down and have work work out of ceasefire.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
That'd be interesting to have both of you on this couch.
While I said where Aaron is, I'd beat doctor Phil
will be right.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Back, dude? Was Adam Ray will be in Tulsa this
a couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Adam Ray is fire right now? Is he getting dude? Doctor? Uh?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Is it just Adam regular?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
I know Shane's gonna be here July eighteenth. Oh nice,
we're at uh uh not be okay?

Speaker 4 (09:43):
Uh oh all right, mister man.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
And then later in September he'll be in Tulsa.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
We were just talking about Chandler earlier. He's been just
like going to like Chandler Roun. You went to like,
uh Shane's like like Fourth of July little barbecue and
stuff in the road, went.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
To Shane's party. That's dope. Shane's fucking I won't be
able to playing a football coach. He's in the new
movie Madden with Nicholas Cage.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
He is not John Madden.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
No, he's not John Madden. What I've read about his
character is he is a fictional character made up to
be a family member or family friend.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Is John Madden a real person?

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yes, he was a famous coach for the Oakland Raiders.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
I always get him confused for the he was.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
He used to. That's why Rodney Dangerfield. Yeah, I thought
John Madden was a real life football coach for Oakland
the Raiders. And then that's why the football games or
video games A sports comes out with Madden twenty four.
It's named after John Madden himself. He was one of

(10:59):
the greatest football coaches ever. I don't know enough about
him to say how many Super Bowls he's won or whatnot.
I don't think it's as many as Brady Brady and
fucking Belichick.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
I think own the the Chicago Bears coach.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Dig Vitel, No, that's the announcer.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Mike did cut due.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Dig Vitel is the basketball announcer.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Sorry, you would know, don't you? Basketball?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Don't do much basketball. I do more like baseball, or
I'll do football kind of stuff. Like I can do baseball.
If anyone's looking for a play by play for baseball,
hit me up, because I love baseball. It's fucking it's
the easiest sport to call.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, I still don't know how it works.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
It's such a slow sport that so in my opinion,
you can come up with stories in between pitches and everything.
People say it's harder, But if I have a co
host with me, like say you and I are doing
it in the booth, I think I could carry on
while you are making jokes or whatnot. Have someone a

(12:06):
little funnier than me, and I can actually call the game,
you know, just like that's a three two strike, you know,
and then you be like, well that that looks a
little side jenny, or you know, do funny voice your
fastball exactly that kind of stuff, right, But like, I'm
not I'm not a solo like you remember Jake Bassie
in his podcast.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah, bro, we did that in his apartment in Los Angeles,
Me and Brandon did whenever.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah that was really gunshots, we sure did, dude, that's right.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
It's uh, you got you get confused in Los Angeles
because everything looks tropical and nice, but you could be
in a terrible neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
What part was he in?

Speaker 2 (12:47):
I think near the Van Nice area and we were
listening to a song. I was trying to pander to
Brandon whenever out of town by playing like you know,
local artists and ship and it was just like Snoop
telling us every not to do in Van Nuys, like
pump gas or like stay of the night. There we
broke all those rules. But but no, I mean, he
gotta you know there, he's there doing his thing.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
You're brown, so you could have pulled it off.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
I can, yeah, I can be. That's that's terror. Actually
I tout Brandon to my Harlem, which is right next
to Beverly Hills. It's a place called Westwood and uh,
you know, just like it's right by. Oh yeah, they
call it Tarangulus or you know, a little persia.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Is it like ben or is it? No?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
It's incredible. It's like in part it's like next to
Rodeo Drive.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
While we're getting into that, that's what's your opinion about
the Islamist city going up in Texas or being fought
in Texas like Waco is it in Waco.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
It's near Waco, Wacko. No, what what? Actually, I don't
know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
So there's a big Islamic group down in Texas trying
to build a whole ass town slash city made for
only Islamist like it has daycare. Really yeah, and the governor,
Governor Abbott has put a pause.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
I think they call it a concentration camp.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Now, well, Governor Abbott has put a pause on it
because it's raised by I think Qatar is a sponsor
of it, trying to raise money.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
For is that Is that the country that gave Uh?

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Anyways, but how much I trust that? It's just.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
But guitar is like a back door.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
I don't know what's the opinion about, Like, uh, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Katar is very is a very similar word to our
word for danger in Farci.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Is Bombran, the one with the holes holes. There's holes
on one of the islands in the Middle East is
bomb Ran.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
I think, uh, what about I went to I stopped
in Quitar and Bahrein and.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Their two kingdoms, right, yeah, they're both like tiny, like
kind of like little islands, very lavish, and one's better
than the other though, the tar is better than Bahrain.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Now yeah, I would, I would agree with that, but they're.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Both in the golfer you know, wait a.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Minute, Well in the middle in the Middle East is
very interesting because around Iran, Iraq, and Afghanistan you have
profit like profits, like capitalism works around those three countries,
I feel.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I mean, they're all capitalist countries, are they?

Speaker 1 (15:29):
But then why is Iran struggling.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Because of all the sanctions? Because we don't suck the
teat of the powers that be and do our own thing,
so they've you know, economically.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
I was raised to fear Iran, of course me too,
and every like Iran is a place that we're never
supposed to step foot. The Middle East basically as a
place we're supposed to step foot. And then, like I
want to say, about probably five to ten years ago,
I started seeing in videos on vine in the nineteen sixties,
the nineteen sixties, nineteen sixties and browster the women. Yeah, dude,

(16:12):
I didn't realize that's what's under those sheets.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Those roads bits match the traps.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Then they're like beautiful women over there.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Oh yeah, beautiful.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
They have to be covered. What's it?

Speaker 4 (16:23):
It's wild to see like conservatism just like a lot
of conservatives that I know flip on all of this stuff.
Oh yeah, you know, like they're kind of like, oh
damn it. It's he watched enough Tucker Carlson.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
You're like, oh, Tucker been, Tucker just interviewed the president
of Iran.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
If you've seen that, Yeah, ask you the same question
he asked. You ask the president the death to America.
What does death to America?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
It's a conception. It's if you ask any Iranian, and
again many after the revolution chose to come here and
had a struggle to come here because it wasn't super easy.
So it's not anything against Americans. If you go as
an American, you're safe and then you know they're gonna
invite you in for lunch. Teak all that.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
I see these YouTubers go to Iraq and Afghanistan and
they're like more than welcome into the country, Like the
people are very friendly. But like what the YouTuber explains,
once he gets back to his home country, whether it's
Britain or America or wherever, that's a little more you know, untense.
He says, the government is the problem.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, it's it's it's not necessarily death to American people.
It's death to the concept of American America's foreign policy.
That's completely some uh, the States to.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
The sanctions more or less.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Death too, because you have to keep in mind Iran's
current situation is is a product is a US product.
So they had a democratically elected leader.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
I mean, I really like how like the United States
in general and post World War two, Like, I don't know,
there are a lot of good things that we did
in the process of trying to become this world superpower,
Like we did basically bring we took Europe that was
in shambles and we brought it back to life, you know,
and we even we've been subsidizing them basically for a
very long time. Yeah, to Tornado, the Tearff situation, et cetera.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
They're finally starting to pay back with the.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
They are because we're not exactly the best position, and
you know, and the concept of spreading democracy, like there
are many areas of the world where that that did
help a lot of places. However, Yeah, it does kind
of feel like a lot of the politicians that are
particularly corrupt, they decided to maneuver that into you know,
different directions in order to kind of benefit themselves and

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unfortunately the Middle East has just been like ripe for
all of that for the past fifty years.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Oh yeah, well, if you look into the objective of
you probably know about it. It's seven countries in five
years or is it?

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah? When they were is it? Is it? I think? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
It was it five countries or seven countries. I may
have it backwards. I think it's seven countries, right, Iraq, Afghanistan.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah, yeah, Iran's last one is like the last.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
It rans the last and that's that's Jordan was one
of them.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Serious in Afghanistan? Who's was one of them?

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Because Obama took it. Yeah, yeah, so like reasons, we
got six outs seven of them. But the whole thing
was that was planned back in the nineteen fifties. Yeah,
that idea was absolutely.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
That's the nineteen to overthrow Iran's president who wanted to
nationalize their oil program because BP the oil company used
to be British Persian Petroleum Company, and the Brits were
getting they were the oil for less than like less
than free, you.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Know, they were moving out as well at the same
time when they were given independence to Iran, right, like
the whole Middle Area, we never.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
We never, they never had rule over us, but they
did have a heavy hand in our oil program. And
the president wanted because he got under pressure from the
people like hey, like we're struggling. You're giving away our
one resource away for like basically nothing, and we're the

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ones that suffer. So you can you know, play you know,
be uh in bed with with the with the West
and ship and they never had a problem with the West.
But so that guy didn't you know, started wanting to
demand a fair price for the oil, got rid of him,
put in the Shah, and.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
That the Shaw basically worked for the West.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah. He he did a lot of positive things, like
the White Revolution where understand he had people uh you know,
he he would basically force people to go to school
and and then pay for it and brought the literacy
rate up quite a bit.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
To my understand, what PbD has said Patrick David has
said is under the Shaw, he wasn't necessarily persecuting just
random people. He was persecuting kind of like what political rivals,
what kind of I don't want to even say what
Trump is doing now, but like he.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Was Dryino swamp. Yeah, yeah, and it's like every country like.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Savak was their every country kind of gotta do some dirt, right.
So I'm not totally like I'm fifty to fifty with
the whole ideology of the Shaw because what he's done
isn't clean.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Like people loved him, but just as many people didn't
because I mean they had that huge party to celebrate
I think the twenty the he was years of Persian.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
He was overthrown by his own people.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
He was not overthrown by his own people. Oh no,
the US overnight. My parents lived through. That's why they moved.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Explain this because I've always learned that it was an overthrown.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
He was overthrown, but the US and Britain played a
heavy heavy hand in that, and that was almost an
overnight thing. Like the people that lived there was like yeah,
like went from thousands of years of a monarchy, you know,
this typical thing to like literally overnight democracy. And the

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I told was you know, I tell Klemeni the Supreme
leader guy. He is regarded as like Hitler in our country.
He killed so many people. He cleansed my well, he
didn't cleanse he purged out political opposition. So like for example,
my mom my dad came here a little bit before
the revolution because he saw the writing on the walls.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
So he came in seventy six seventy seven.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah, seventy six, seventy seven, so a little.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Bit what seventy eight seventy nine.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
It was seventy nine the revolution happened. Then my mom,
you know, didn' keep in mind, they're like eighteen.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Nineteen, when did Many actually take power?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
N seventy nine and it literally was like an over
night and you nailed that he did.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
I live at harsh syllables to David. Yeah, man, he
gets on to people when oh my god, I was
trying to learn Farsie today all day. I kept on
listening to because I part right. I wanted to open
up and Farsie welcoming you women give the best. I
could not fucking do it, but I can do MANI

(23:20):
And then.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
The is easier than the Arabic who is the.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Newest it's iotolah.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
You can't do You can just say co Many, like
technically my last name is it.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Really so it's not Taza.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
It's the American way of saying. It's like taggy.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
I always up your last name.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
It's a lot, dude. I was the last kid out
of circle time.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Dude, you were born here, Okay.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah, so everybody would go to recess and ship because
they got you know, Brown or Smith or whatever.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
You never got to experience I've been here on one time,
and how did you like that?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Loved it? But I was like really young, so I
was just like we're going to Texas, you know, I
didn't really understand, and.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Like, you were born ninety one, so that was what nineties.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Or so, yeah, it was in the nineties. I was
like seven or how calm?

Speaker 1 (24:07):
How radical? How violent was it when zero?

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Dude? I had a dude, I had a watermelon hustle. Well, now,
looking back at I think my uncle because after seventy nine,
and especially in the city. My parents are from Shiraz,
it's known. It's famous for for art and a certain
kind of great variety in their wine. Traditionally was one
of the world's like best wine producing cities. It's still

(24:35):
or just because they make it at home privately. It's hard.
It's because of the religion. The Yeah, technically sale of
alcohol is illegal. But when I went to Iran, my
uncle got me a little bike. I was there for
like a month or month month and a half, my
uncle got me a bike and uh, and I could
go around, you know, like, and I was playing with
my cousins. It was no different than here, but I

(24:57):
felt I felt like as much of an uh An
outsider as I did here with my American friends because
I was an American there, and I didn't know that
I had an accent. I just speak everything. I just
speak Farsie like how i'd speak for I didn't realize
this is an accent, not just human default tonality. So
they would clowny and I wouldn't get some of their expressions.

(25:18):
I got a haircut and uh, the dude cutting my
hair said, uh, Basically it translates to if you fucking
move again, I'm gonna cut your ear off. But he
was just kidding. It's just an expression. I didn't know.
But I was just like crying in the chair, but
aggressive you're hearing that. I could literally know what he meant,

(25:41):
but I just didn't know, like.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
I've heard that, like just the descriptors.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
You know, Like I'm like, and it sounds a little scarier.
I'm like, oh mom, you.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Know, why do you guys, why is Farsie so violent?

Speaker 2 (25:53):
It's not violent. It's very like Arabs speak vid aggressive
like these you know, but Persians.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Are But but at the same time, like the descriptors
are they more violent because that's what I hear. I
don't know if that's true. Like the descriptors like for example,
like you know, when I'm talking to Ross when she's
speaking Spanish, she's always like, there's just Spanish is better
at expressing these things absolutely, you know, and there's and
I think that like I don't know what it is

(26:21):
about certain languages in the Middle East, but they're just better,
like you guys have like a darker sense of humor
because of the descriptors, like where is that? Yeah, like
I want to know what are these?

Speaker 2 (26:32):
If my dad was really pissed at me, you wouldn't
chew me out in English. She normally discipline me in English,
but if I really fucked up, I'd get hit with
the Farsi. And even though the expressions are like like
what is you're the uh, you you're the you know,
uh the son of a goat or something like that,
or like fuck it, you know, it's not really you know,

(26:53):
or you have dirt on your head, but it sounds
really hocked with sabba it uh, you know, like you know,
like it just sounds more intense. You know. There's a
little bit of just.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Listening to PbD about that, and he was talking about
like it's it's a passion behind what they're saying.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
It's a it is a poetic language and it's it
is very different from Arabic. We use like the same
kind of like alphabet, similar to like.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
How if they wrapped in Farsi it would be so
much more hardcore.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Dude. Yeah, there are there are some pretty good Persian
Persian rappers that I can show you.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
They just start there like yeah, but it's like it's
worse than whatever we just said.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, they use a lot of compound words. So even
like the word hush like that sounds it just means
happy taste. It's like our word for delicious. It can
sound very cute too. I've been watching like, uh, you
Love Island, you know that like reality trashy TV show.
They haven't they have a god.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
You're gonna try to ruin their culture.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Too, Yeah, I mean love the gossip. We are absolutely
vile when it comes out, you know, But no, I
mean it was really fun. I didn't know I was
in a different country necessarily.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
I was just like, did you feel like you were
still in America? With the freedoms we have here?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
I thought I was in like just Texas or something.
I could ride my bike my grandpa or not my grandpa.
My uncle gave me these watermelons and told me, hey,
go set up over here. Everything was very walkable and
very close, and I'd go sell these watermelons. But he'd
like like tie this like string around him and make
it easier for me to carry. But I'd just see
him cutting them in half and like scooping out part

(28:37):
of the watermelon. I'm like he was hiding liquor bottles
in there. So I was trapping for my uncle, selling watermelons, moonshine.
And then I'd go like, I didn't under like their
money there is weird because everything was like that's you know,
you know. So I'd get this and I'd go like
little candy store. I had a little ice cream shop.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
And people just getting fed up on melons wild.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, I was pedaling, you know for him. Yeah, Like
I just didn't know at the time, you didn't know
we were selling it? Are Like why do always go
to the go to this guy to buy a special
erb before the special dish that my mom's cooking, you know, to.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Get sidetracked real quick. Your wife, she's not from Africa,
poor Rican right now.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Yeah, she's Dominican.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Dominican.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Yeah, I mean it's been a combination of the two. Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
For some reason, because I guess I had the whole
She looks like Michelle Obama mixed with don't do that
to her?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Come, no, no, no, she looks like Big Mike.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Big told him that is the craziest.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
That's gotta be the most diabolical thing anybody has ever
called anybody Big mic Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
That I thought that whole up. Because if you go
back to Aaron and I first episode we ever talked on,
I complimented his wife told her, yeah, it was Candice Owen.
It's not Big Mike. I apologize, Like I said, is fun.
She's wild right now?

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah, lately she's I'll tell you as soon as yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Arent Tucker and Tucker, Yeah, that's exactly what I.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Thought completely put uh uh fucking what what's his name?
Dude that everyone thought was the Zodiac killer?

Speaker 1 (30:27):
What I haven't seen this episode?

Speaker 2 (30:28):
The Texas politician I can't ted cru cruise you see
that interview, yes, god boy guy, and it's cool to
see its like these are traditionally talking points that I
agree with are.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Like I'm I'm I'm split on the like if your
game is just bomb, I ran excuse me?

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Does been around for a while, it's don't you.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
I was like, yeah, came out the beach Boys, Yeah,
hell off of yeah, in the nineteen sixties and then
bomb you know, in the military.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah yeah, so that's where you So you've been out there, yeah, yeah,
and it's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
I mean you like I was in the Navy, so
we would stop in ports. So yes, but like I
haven't been into like the heart.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Of like you've been through the Straight of Horror moves yes, yeah,
yeah yeah. And there's like all the guns. There's like
a fine line that you just can't cross over. But
both would like Iranians would cross over in our space
and we do the same thing, and it's just a
playing chicken, you know.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Anytime we go through. Yeah, people would be getting on
the boat with guns.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Oh yeah, dude. The Yemenis are on that Somali ship
right now, you know, because millions of dollars move through
that twenty three mile stretch of water every day. You
know it's a fifth. I think it's like a third
or a fifth of the world's oil supply moves through
that little stretch and shut.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Down right now, isn't it? No?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
But the hoo, these the Yemenies hoo, these did sink
like a big ass cargo ships like the other day.
It because one of the I guess people that owned
it was like Jewish or something fantastic. Nice.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
What what.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Do you think is going to be the end result
in your opinion being of.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
It's gonna sound a little fucked up, but I don't
think piece is really attainable at this point, like they've
been trying to do that for the paste. Well, I
mean the last seventy years, whenever Israel was created, it
has been.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Well, the shot was the one that kept the peace.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Or we're okay he did and and and many Iranians
prefer that. And again, I'm a c I a baby.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
I will explain, how are you a C I A baby?
Explain it?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
If if the US didn't overthrow the Shah and install
the Ayatola, I want to be alive. My parents lived
like an hour, like like not even an hour away
from each other in the same province of the forest
province we've run. They never knew each other out there.
They met in Oklahoma in the eighties. That's why just.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
On some really interesting yeah, to be almost like grateful
almost in some sense.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Exactly so as much as I'm like nostalgic about, you know,
our illustrious past and the monarchy and frown upon the
you know how that country has been held back and
that's the that's the opinion of people all you know,
Iranians in the diasporas. I wouldn't be alive if they
didn't do all that meddling. So it's just like double
edged sword for me.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Damn divvy, don't damn div Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
And then I'm like I have a lot of family
over there still.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
But I'm like, you know, I really wonder in the future, like,
you know, how the government will kind of view. I
don't know what things will be like ten, twenty, thirty, forty,
fifty sixty years from now, but like whether it's the
things that we'd like on social media or maybe like
some of the off kilter opinions that we might have,
Like I wonder how well the government or whatever powers

(34:06):
maybe will be able to look at like people who
have nuance like that, you know, well they kind of
be like, well, you know what, like he's a complicated guy,
you know, like there's several elements to this, so like
he he's fine, Like he's.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Good exactly what you nuance?

Speaker 4 (34:22):
You know, yeah, I wonder you know, because like most
of us are nuanced.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Absolutely, and the people Iran don't, like they have not
liked their government. It's just the difference is they really
can't do much about it, just because every time they
try to have a protest or do another revolution. I mean,
you saw, you know, the last two weeks they had
kind of prime time. But people are so nationalistic and
prideful of their culture despite whoever is that, you know,

(34:51):
representing them in that moment that they just you know,
there's solidarity amongst the people and for the nation. So
they've almost emboldened and and created more loyalty towards the government,
which most people despise because they're they're not they're the
most terroristic and the most oppressive, not to other nations,

(35:14):
but are their own people Like my mom, for example,
she didn't want to leave her on she was like
nineteen she goes to the bank. This is a little
bit after the revolution.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
This is the story you told me about.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
But I think so, yeah, she didn't she didn't have
to always wear the child or whatever. And then they
wear even now they wear it fashionably so they'll show
some hair whatever. Really and she went to the bank
whatever and she had a little hair shown, right, And
that's when they had the morality police, which is new
to them. And it's just like when people are like,

(35:45):
you know, when people had to wear the mask cover
your nose, you know. But she was like fuck you, you know,
like this sould this. This dude military dude was like, hey,
you need to you know, get your ship right, you know,
and she's like, fuck you know, fuck you, you know,
what's it to you? Fucker? Yeah, And he hit her
with the butt of his rifle on the shoulder and
like have the bank teller people like open the vault

(36:05):
and like was like, hey, I'm calling the truck, which
means you're going to fucking prison and likely you're gonna
get hanged for not being with the program. And fortunately
one of the bank teller lady like after she got
her in there, like went back and led her out
through the back door, and she was like maybe maybe not. Yeah.

(36:26):
She was walking home from school and they'd have you know,
activists and people are protesting and then you know, you
know how we need throwing stones and ship and she
was walking home and her friend just got caught up
in the mix and walking right next to her, guy
hitting the head with a freaking rock.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
I will give Iran credit.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
There no women drivers, no, no man, we actually have now,
I mean, it's actually not sure. It is another misconception.
Iran has by far the most freedom for women. Women.
Women are way more free you. They have positions of
political power they have.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Those positions are jokes, aren't they are not? They have
d I any run okay, yeah, no they Nancy only
there for a big tips.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Versus Saudi versus Saudi Arabia, which is, you know.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
In her fire stock trading skills, the greatest investor of
all time, Nancy Pelosi, that bitch.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah, fire ass tits and she.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Got some fire ass trades man, like you got a
trade at the same pace that she does. That one
was like the Pony Express back when like the whole
you know, eighteen hundreds thing or whatever, like with the
roth Child. I don't know with the with the no,
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
I'm just saying, what are the trade things you're talking to? No?

Speaker 4 (37:47):
No, she just she's just grated getting information.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Oh on some like for the trades, on some insider
trading stuff. That's right on some uh on Martha Stewart ship.
She was on that Martha Stewart.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Game led Martha Stewarts. Have you seen some of those
Martha Stewart's It's crazy?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Wait is this? Is this like a Mandel effect? I
always remember her like catchphrase was it's a good thing.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Well now it's a really good thing.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
No, I'm just kidding, great thing, make make.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Do you guys remember the capricorn in Fruit of the Loom?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yes, you mean cornicop Oh and then how it's like
not really a thing and we got gas lit into
not being the things. It's like we didn't really know
how to read that. Well, Ben Stein, Shaq was what
you're thinking.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Sad was in Shaman.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
He was, and Shaq was actually the wasn't. Shaq was
the actual genie in what I remember that movie that
Sinbad wasn't in.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
I don't know, man, I'm just see getting to us.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
I mean, every time they run that particle collider, I
think it does shift a little bit of our you know,
really that bad Harambe is still alive in another universe,
just like I haven't you know, you know the I know.
I'm sure you've heard the difference between halal and haram.
Like in Islam, something that's hot on is bad, it's sin.

(39:24):
Something it's hulal like food, it's it's like good, divinely good,
like God to put his that's which is.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Yeah, So what's the difference between Alahu and Allah?

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Or is it inserting ship and Iran? They make you
learn Arabic because the Quran is only you're supposed to
be read in Arabic, you know, But what was I
going to say about Allah? Oh? Uh? Oh, harambe harambe?

(40:04):
So you don't have something it's haram in Islam is
bad and something that's holo. But I'm like, that's why
we never eat monkey meat because that would be harambe ah. Okay,
then we were talking about something else Jews. Oh oh,
wasn't that why you invited me?

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Yeah? We were supposed to talk and your opinion, your
opinions just leaving He's he's an owner, man, he can't
be part of this.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Yeah, proud sponsor is the weather we've been having, right,
it's back to have in the middle of the podcast.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Aaron or Arian mm hmm, Aaron No, what a jew?
Oh my god, thank you for your service as.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
A as a comedian. That's actually a little funny changing
the group name from Aaron White to I Can. I
can appreciate that, but that's fine.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
We might have talked about this before. But you know
who the original Aryan race is?

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Right the Middle East? I don't have a Jamie dude here.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
I'll be hey, chat GPT, chat chat g P, Jamie
chat GB Oh.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Yeah, I should start using chat GBT a lot more.
But you know what, I don't.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Man, it's pretty useful for stuff. That's how i'msuing B. C.
Clark without lawyer. No, yeah, it wrote every I mean yeah,
it's it's a big time. Do you who is the
original Aryan race? The concept of an Aryan race is
rooted in a discredited and harmful.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Ideology maybe you know harmful ideology?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
That's who are who are the original Aryan people?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
The concept of an Aryan race? I should ask roc
because yeah, you should Groc would answer correctly on this one.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
I are our our Iranians consider the original Arian race.
The term Arian originally referred to a group of people
who spoke the Proto Indo Iranian language, which is the
ancestor of many languages spoken in Iran, India and surrounding regions.
We're the O g Arian race. I don't know what

(42:33):
you're talking about exactly. I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
That's the first we made the Aryan race.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Yeah, you made racism, and you're welcome. Thank me later.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
I will thank you later.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Off, Racism is fun, dude. Without it, where would we be.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
I don't know if it would be fun. It's it's
funny and I'm not trying to be hateful on it.
Like you can turn that stuff into funny situations. I'll
go first. An apple and a black person. What did
they have in coming? They both looked good hanging from
a tree.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
A all right, all right, all right, all right, all right?

Speaker 4 (43:14):
That was you have to cut that up.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
That was a little CD. That was I have a
theory that the apple and and and the Adam and
evening was actually a strawberry, because it's like, bro, you're
really gonna do all that forty I think it was
a peach yay, a different something that's right.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
And that's why we we love Georgia sweep.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
And where you're talking about a booty, right, because that's
what a you know, I mean, did he have a booty?
I mean that's a great question. Did you have that
dunk on her? Who knows? A uh oh? Here's another
pickup line for for a for like Middle Eastern chicks.
Hey girl, are you Muslim? Because I'm trying to get
allah that ass.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
All right, let me ask you this. Do you think
Peret uh Rava, Pere the Shah dude, the son of
the Shah, the crown prince? Do you think he is
capable of leading Iran? If Iran gets another opportunity maybe
here in a few years. I don't know if it

(44:22):
will ever. It took them forty years, forty nine years
to have another opportunity like this.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yeah, and they've tried multiple times.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Right, So do you think Reza would be the right choice?
And then I want to also throw in a name
that no one really because he's a podcaster, he's a financier.
But in the back of my head something just screams
his name would be perfect, maybe not as the supreme
leader or as a monarch, and maybe as a democrat,

(44:51):
democraticly elected politician PbD himself. I won't be against Patrick,
that is because he he.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Talks that might be one of your best ideas ever.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
He talks so romantically about but also realistically exactly because
like you.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Know, most youroniums do you romanticize and have nostalgia for
that time, because I mean, it was a way better
look for us like this shit ain't.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
If I'm correct. He was born in either seventy eight
or seventy nine, and I believe he left around eighty eight.
Eighty nine is really that young?

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Really, I believe he's in his forties early fifties too, right.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
I believe he was in the navy here, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know he was born in He.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Was in the military for sure here. I don't know
if it was he.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Was born in Tehran. I think he like lived in
one of the northern provinces by the Caspian Sea, and
then I don't I don't know when he came here,
but you know, I know he used to be a
party animal and then join the navy and then became this.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Like insurance financier, Wall Street kind of guy. I don't
know what he's like.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
He's talking there's always someone at the top of a
pyramid scheme, and he got to the top. I guess,
so pyramids seem sucks whenever you're at the bottom. Yeah.
You know anotherre's pyramid scheme, Toble or own. Okay, you
know the pyramid shaped chocolates.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Yeah, I get it now. I was thrown off by that.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
I keep now, but I've had too much to drink.
That's why I'm done now, Like I don't. I haven't
drink all year.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
So, dude, I'm actually very proud of you for that.
I got a shot in my butt a couple of
times that is supposed to make you not drink. Yeah,
didn't work that great. No, I just said ween to
be off a little bit and then just uh.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
But you broke out the bottle and I was like,
you know what, I'll have it. I'll have a sip
of it.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Hey, this podcast brought to you by very old Barton,
very old.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
You know what I'm gonna do. I think I'm gonna
go home And this sounds silly as fuck, but have
you ever seen like the Riverdale or the Sabrina series
on Netflix, so brain.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Of the Teenage Witch. Yeah, I haven't seen. They even
did a remake of it.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Yeah they did a dark they did was like a
kind of an archie kind.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Of Yeah, I haven't seen it. I know about it.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
They're shot the same way dark.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
I did watch the oldest of the Teenage Witch.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
The old one was pretty lit with.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Or or a freaking Clarissa explains it all or whatever.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Yeah, I know you're yeah, she.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Could have gotten it. I'd climb up through that window.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Dog damn the friendly talking about fucking nostalgia stuff. Did
you ever watch Tanami?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Oh? Yeah, bro oh yeah, Johnny Bravo and all that
on it.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Come on, Ruto that you know.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
That you are? You a big hen Tay guy or.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Man, I'm a big comic book guy, so like I
don't call that manga, but like actual comic books like
Marvel and all that kind of stuff. Like I'm a
big spider Man comic book.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Oh dude, you know you know what the Middle Eastern
Spider Man is.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
I saw this in the l He's.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
In a rak Nid. Yeah, in a Rakid. It's so
great We're a brown recluse.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Did you watch The Multiverse?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Yeah, and that shit blew my mind?

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Shot it was it in India? Packs like it was
like a Pakistani Yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
An Indian spider Man. Yeah, dude, Indian Spider Man was
the one man. Spider Man was so chill. I'm spider Man.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
That was awesome. I was like, man, it was like,
if they ever do have realistic one, they should hire
kve On for this.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
See. That was my favorite aspect of it. I I'm
actually gonna be in a movie. It's a Christian, faith forward,
family friendly, Paul Mark esque movie that's coming out on
Netflix called The One Shot Me Into Oklahoma about an
orphan family. You could relate, you know what. Orphans actually
can't relate because they don't have relatives. But hey, he

(48:57):
come see me this weekend with brick talk. I do
you have a weekend I'm doing with what? Adam?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Start promoting yourself. We're getting to this.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
It will come out probably after but Adam Ferrara, you
know who that is?

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Yes? Are you doing the Brandon Killo what's his name?
The one from weeds Killo and JJ are on.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
It really one of the people from Weeds.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Have you seen the TV shows?

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Oh? Yeah, tiny tiny, tiny little boxes or whatever. No box,
like mean a little box, a little box cutter. Oh
it's not Justin Kurk a box cutter? You mean my penis.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
I gotta look it up now, this is gonna kill me.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
I love how like some of the airline loyalty reward
cards are like metal, so they're like, you know, it's
like a premium thing, but they have a really sharp
edge on them, so like basically, get that's right. No, No,
that's Curtis is doing that.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Chris Katan.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
I mean, well, I know kurt.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Is part of it, and then Brandon's part of it. Well,
I think Chris Catan was on Weeds.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
He was on sn L.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Just just who I'm thinking of?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
What is.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Justin Kirk kind of looks like Chris Contan.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
I guess I can see it. I heard I heard
Chris Katan is.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Uh he is that where?

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Yeah? He does that? Like uh that that? Uh?

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Did he do news? Did he do the or Weekly
Update as well?

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Yeah? He was all over the place, but I think
he I think his most famous like thing was.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Jimmy Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Was him that other dude that would do like the
night club ship and maybe wouldn't it?

Speaker 1 (50:43):
You know who the best was on that right?

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Yeah? Farwe was the greatest. John Wallom been working with
his brother Kevin Farley. No ship. Yeah, he's performed with
him in Wisconsin. Is about to go to can get
in state.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
I need to get John on.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
You should get on on.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Jay wall is a great guy now that I'm stationed here.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
I hardly know him, but he's a great guy.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Now that I'm stationed here in Okay see Edmund area.
Oh yeah, you just start getting How are you?

Speaker 2 (51:12):
How are you enjoying your.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
New studio, new setup.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Yeah, it's nice.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
It's a very convenient, very easy for me. Aaron has
made this place amazing.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
The here is I have.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
I only have one complaint, and it's really more on
me and my guest, like you for being late. The
show's going on, so we're picking up the background noise
on this audio, which is not a big deal, but
I try to shoot before shows, so it's you know,
it's loud.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
You know, I will blame black people for that, and
and that's okay because I'm wearing these are These are
actually pretty rare. These are seven, seven eleven. It's already.
I don't know if it's on camera, but these are
seven eleven official pizza sock.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
That's fucking badass.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
My feet stay hot and ready.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
So I don't think you answered my question, do you think?

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Oh? No, I don't, because here's the problem. He grew
up being a freaking fucking little prince. Dude. You're tea's
too rich and in like his lived too luxurious of
a life.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
To why did the Ayatola or Kamini allow him to
continue to live? You know how regime When regimes usually
take over, they will like Lennon killed the Robin.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Uh Resputant no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Killed the Ravanoff family Rosanoff. I'm not saying it correctly.
I apologize to any Russian that's listening. But the royal family,
the Tsars. He killed off the Tsar family, so, like
you know, there was no bloodline to take over back
in Russia.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
In exile for like I think fifteen something years, because
he was like, uh, he had like a little bit
of a political movement going on, but he got exiled
because he was a rival.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
And was he ever a bloodline or was he ever
did he ever have. No, he was just an ideologist.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
He was an ideologist and he catered to the pains
at the time of the people, because.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
What was the pains of the people.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Though the Iran is An is an ancient country, so
you had a mix. We still have. We still to
this day have like nomadic people like they are like
it's like there there's uh Kurds. There's Lord. They call
him the lorst Lori people from the lowest. So we
still have That's why not every Iranian is Persian. Persian

(53:43):
is the dominant ethnicity there, but we have a bunch
of different tribes under the Iran.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Well, there's Assyrians and then yeah, exactly Assyrian is a Christian.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Persian basically, yeah, that's what.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
No, is there such thing as Iranians? Are they all
just Persian?

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Everyone one is under the blanket of Iranian And then
not every Iranian is Persian. Persian is the most common Persian. Yes, yes,
it is the most common.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
So are you Persian?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Yeah, I'm about his Persian.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Would you say you're Assyrian or no?

Speaker 2 (54:15):
No? No, no, no, I'm about as Persian as you can get.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
So what's the difference from Persian and Assyrian? Is a Christian.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Yeah, yeah, Assyrian is is like people.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Uh, what is Persian? I guess what's Persian?

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Then Persian originates from the Farest province of Iran. There's
like thirty from the provinces in Iran.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
So it states.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Just like yeah, yeah, exactly, no, no exactly. They're like
little you know, and they're they're all under the blanket
of Iran. Everyone in Irani is Iranian. Doesn't matter if
you're occurred whatever.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Sheik.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Yeah, you can be any from any ethnicity Iraq, right,
I think is chikh is a title like a king
or something like that? Is it? I thought I Iron,
I'm the iron, You're the iron chic. Yeah, but one
I think I'm the iron deficient chic.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Is it soft shaffy?

Speaker 2 (55:09):
There's Sufism?

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Is it? Sufi?

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Sufi is a is a form of it Islam that
maybe it's adapted because because like I was telling you, sis,
yeah that that's we'd Astrian and zero Astrian. If you
don't know, is the world's first mono theistically.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
You've been using that in text messages and I've been meaning.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
And it's the basis for all modern religions. So it predates.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
So Christianity came from it, Yeah, all of them did.
So would that be what Jesus Christ is. Jesus Christ
part of this.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
It's inspired by it, for sure, because we're the first,
because he at that.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Time is inspired by Jesus Christ. Like I'm I'm recently,
probably heavily a believer in Christ now.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Absolutely, and I told you a lot of Iranians are
converting to Christianity.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
So like, like you're saying, this is the oldest religion,
predates predates.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Christianity, because predates beauty.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
It predates Jesus Christ himself. Because if you ever read
the Quran, Muhammad is five hundred years after Jesus Christ.
And if you read the Bible, John Luke, you know
all the disciples actually walked with Jesus so they could hear.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
That's how the Jews use their justification for what they're doing,
because they don't even reference their own Holy book.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
They reference well if you read, if you read the Bible,
but they skip over the part where the God has
sworn that no matter what, Jews are not welcome in
the Promised Land, like they are banished from the promise.
God is the first one to banish his chosen.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Who freed the Jews, my people, the Moses of Persian,
the three Wise Men.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Were oh no, I did not.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Like a zoro Astrian priest. They were referred to as
the magi, like for and that's where the word magic
comes from, magic magi. And they were or you know,
they were zoro Acci and priests. Zoroastrianism is the first
religion that was as far as recorded history goes, because
at that time everything was polytheistic. They had so many

(57:19):
different gods, the Romans and the Greeks. We introduced the
theory of one god and the the die like the
juxtaposed light and dark, evil and good. And if you
look at just the commonalities of the you know, the
Abrahamic religion. So it's like I believe is Judaism first,

(57:39):
then Christianity, than Islam. So Islam is the most current
out of those three, which they all share that same umbrella.
And but the Jews were first, and then Christians and
then and ultimately Islam. But all the basically the central
tenets of all those three are inspired, if not directly

(58:01):
taken from Zeroastrianism. That's why I used to our god,
we called him Ahru Mazda.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
I was just about to say, what what is your god?

Speaker 2 (58:09):
His name was Ahu Mazda. That's why I used to
drive a Mazda. And but yeah, it was the first.
It's literally and we and the and it's a very
simple thing. And you'll see there's a there's a little
symbol many Persians wear or have tattooed on them or
have them their house. It looks like a little it
looks like an Egyptian thing. It's like a little it's
called the fara var. It's like a winged little thing.

(58:31):
But that was like our cross basically, and it was
it was the three central tenets are do good deeds,
think good thoughts, and say good words.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
So see, the Iranian people aren't horrible people. If you
look into the American sorry for cutting you off the
American The American government is a horrible fucking entity as well,
just any government.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
That's how we're at the top, though you kind of
have to be a little fuck up in business and government.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Is America really at the top? Or is the Jews
is mad? Because whatever it is. Massad is like the deadliest,
the most secretive establishment there. They're better than they've they've
they're better than they spy on us. They've infiltrated KGB
like KG dangerous. K G B and c I A

(59:25):
are supposed to be the top of the top.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
There's no one talking about the minutes that the shot
was on back way back. Yeah, and he you know,
even he was kind of and he was kind of
you know, circling around it. But look at Yeah, they
have such a.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Ever you ever read the JFK finals, No, like though
the ones that were recently outside is coming out.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
That makes the most sense, dude. They're the ones that
you know.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
What JFK was getting into when he entered office.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
He was the only president that did not go kiss
the whaling.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Wall that but he also wanted to investigate on the
nuclear power that was going on in Israel because there's
reel denying or not everything. But they, you know, everyone
else Israel denied him like four or five times. And
then finally on the sixth time, a week before they

(01:00:20):
were supposed to have this investigation or send people over,
Guess what happened November twenty second, nineteen sixty.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Five X on the street in Dallas.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Yeah, man, And then guess what happened? And then B
Johnson became president. Guess what happened a week later? We
never investigated it. I'm not I'm here the Holocaust. Here's
here's the thing. I'm not saying. Hilar was right. I'm
not hit Where's right? Hitler was a terrible person. I'll
say that first, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Gonna introduce this real quick. I don't need to cut
you off. Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Hitler was a horrible person. And like I've said, governments
are terrible. I don't think every Jew is a horror person.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
I don't think they weren't. The only people were persecuted.
Gaze your people, communists. Yeah, he actually liked us.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
The was he was the gays.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Nice, nice set down. That was good. That was good.
That was good. We have no gaze in your on Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
They throw them from a rooftops.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Yeah, weld put them on the JumboTron, dude, And then
we give you a choice, though, We say you can
jump or we'll push it. And that is compassion.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Hey, am I against it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
You know everyone says a time go back and hit Kitler,
you know, kill Hitler or whatever. If you had a time,
I wrote, what if something was worse than Hitler? What
if getting rid of Hitler opened up the door for
something much worse, and then you'd have to get back maw.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Yeah, because if you look into Mao, is that but
Mao is the deadliest so far.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Yeah, killing his own people. It's like sixty million, yeah
scores and people still talking about it. Well people, Yeah,
I see why stell End did it not? Yeah, he
was just trying to make his country better.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Did the the gulags? Come on?

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
He was just doing what I ran it? Nuts?

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
No, I mean they're they're they're trying to return to glory. Yeah,
they love glory, just.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Like America is today is trying to return to glory.
I The thing is, I don't want us to return
to the I want us to return to the Reagan administration,
but economically wise, like we returned to the trickle.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Down ship that you're trying to get trickled on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Go back to the malls. I missed the mall days
hanging out at the.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Mall, bro Man, that's crazy because what you know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
I also have to admit I've been watching a lot
of stranger things.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Like yeah, is getting hell upside down? Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Anything you want to promote before we take off here?
Because I need to have you back.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Oh yeah, I'm going to be that movie on Netflix.
It's going to be called the One. It's coming out November.
In it and let's have you back in you know
Martin Sheen? Not Wait, isn't Martin Sheen? Maybe Martin Sheen's
like a famous actor, right, yeah, he played in one
of the Spider Man's uncle Ben right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Yes, yes, he's in that movie. Wow, holy shit, I forgot.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
I'm in a movie with Superman, the new for Superman
and Twisters.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Christopher Reeves's son.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
It's that other guy with a long name. He's in Twisters. Okay,
so I'm in that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
The one from Top Gun, Maverick.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
That's Glenn Powell, Glenwell yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Yeah, Brandon told me. You're in the last frame.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Dude, literally the last before it gets the credits of Twisters.
So stay out, stay tuned for the sequel.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
I gotta watch it. I got watched it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
I'm the Tornado is actually the hero and asked to
take the plane down so I can't do anything with it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
You know, no towers this time? Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
I mean we're getting that big.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
You were in Tulsa King. You got credit for Tulsa King.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
I'm in an AT and T commercial that was playing
in their finals with.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
What shows do you have coming out?

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
I've got I've got this weekend with Adam Ferrara, and
then I have well.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
This won't come out that weekend, but.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Rostomania is always the thing. How about I'll just get
my Instagram handle out. Sure it's at the heeaycast dot No.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
This is probably coming out on the twenty first.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Uh yeah, just just follow me. It's uh just this
cave on is funny on Instagram and I'll post the
stuff that I do sometimes. What do you have going on?
You have a whole kidd.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Family, right podcast, I got family, your family.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
You're a family man. Now I am a family man
and I love it. As soon as you like became
a family man, you became just this, you know, aware
of the world. I guess I because I've told you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
You for being a terrorist.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
I've told you I'm I'm Persian so many times and
I just call you. Did you get it right? You
have like a robust like knowledge that most people don't about. Hey,
that ship, it's interesting. I think Patrick bet David is
the one though, the one that I PbD.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Is the one that really got me into it. Like, honestly,
I wouldn't have gotten this deep into it if it
wasn't for you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
It's weird because he's just like I hate.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
To say it because we are friends and I should
get more interested into what my friends have their backgrounds.
But Patrick, like we've mentioned, has that romanticism of Iran.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
He lived through it, yes, and he's realistic about it,
and he's a very business like most.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
He's a business orientated person.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
About most of our people are, and he does it
at a high level. And I love how he He
doesn't talk down on the people of Iran either, he
compliments them because the mathematicians, like geniuses come from Iran.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Yeah, Like medications have been discovered because of Iran. Like
it's wild.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
I remember had an ice cream Pija is pajamas.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Is it the Pistachio chocolates or is that Saudi Arabia?

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Well what like have you seen the Saudi fancy fucking chocolate.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
It's like a nougat thing or what.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
So it's it's a white, it's a milk chocolate, doc
chocolate outside and it's hold on, I gotta look this up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Number two producer Pistachios in the world behind uh, California.
I got in trouble at the pump for saying making
a joke about pistachios. I said, you buy chocolate. Oh,
I thought that's when someone ships in your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Oh do you not like these?

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
You know what a do buy? No? No, I know,
I know what you're talking with. Those are good. Do
you know what a Dubai toilet is or Dubai porta? Potti? Up?
Real quick?

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
You told me what mowing the lawn in the grass?
What'd you call?

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
I think it's a Dubai porta?

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Do you buy those?

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Saudi princes are so fucking rich that they just get
bored to where they have to like keep upping the
ante in terms of their like what entertains them. So
they'll just it's a form of B D S M. Yeah,
where they like shit in your mouth. Right, they'll pay
these like they ship on your chest, ship on your chest. Okay,

(01:07:28):
they'll pay, They'll pay.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
These influencers are reportedly flown into Dubai and sexual acts
and being dedicated on or in by wealthy individual The
influencers said to receive expensive gifts and enjoy extravagant hotel
stays as part of the arrangement. Some videos and counts
have emerged on TikTok sharing, Hey that is where's my seal?

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
You prints, bro, I'm telling you I'm worth something. I
thought it was in your mouth, but on the chest,
I'll take it on that. That's their kink, though. There's
so rich that they're willing to like, you'll get a maserati,
you'll get a fucking like they'll dude, it's it's.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
As long as you pay for it to come home,
oil you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
And then all they'll do is just while you're in.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Your little be someone's little ship.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Chest right, I'm already brown anyway. It's hard to tell
I'm not brown, but you can be. And my my, my,
my grandfather died in Dubai. Dubai is like our Vegas.
Like it's a two hour flight from Shiros where my
parents says, you know what I mean, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
But it's about two hour flight from I really.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Like, I really like like learn how to make this
a joke. But like he died choking on a chicken bone.
So it's like, oh, my grandpa died choking the chicken,
you know whatever, like choking on That's how incompetent. They
are choking on some cock, choking on some cup there.
It is juice the roost. Yeah, they're just so incompetent
down there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Goddamn.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Yeah. No, No, we're very new. We don't like cavan.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
I gotta have you back on.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
We'll come back on for part two.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
We'll come back on for part two and do this again.
It's getting late. I got bug out.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Yeah, you gotta drive, and we could go on.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
We could go on for hours. Hopefully I have better
camera equipment that we can go on for longer.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Yeahs give it up for Daniel heally though. We've made
you come a long way since we were in your
garage and still.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Oh my god, I'm still in my garage and still
there once in a while. You gotta you gotta be Yeah.
I appreciate the day the majority. All right, guys, check
out cavon. Don't forget to like and subscribe to podcast.
If you're still here, we love you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Follow me on my space.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Okaye, bye bye bye.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Goodbye, good bye bye. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
I'm good? How are you good? Welcome to the Healing
Half the Hey, freeman, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
How do you do it? Good.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
How are you good?

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Hello? Marty? Oh hey buddy, what's up man?

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
How are you doing next?

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
How are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
What's your real name? What's your government name? That is
my first question. I'm just gonna go right off the
bat and g jj wood.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
What's up? Longtime listener, first time guest. I'm excited to
be here. You all have headphones now? Yah?

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
See great guy, Healey? What year were you born?

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Ninety seven, ninety six?

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
See al right, technically you're a nineties baby, but you
missed half of it,

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