Elon's First Principles

Did you hear what Elon's up to?

He wants to plug our brains
directly into computers
so we don't have to wait so long
when we Google something

He's also going to send some of us into space
He's already launched a car up there
It's still flying around the sun
It has travelled further than any other car
in the history of cars

Elon, his name even sounds like a planet
Did you hear what he did in South Australia
when they had problems with their power infrastructure?
He made them a big battery, the biggest ever.

Did you hear what Elon said about Lidar?
Lidar is like radar for self-driving cars
But Elon worked out you don't even need it
Because you can do it all with regular cameras
Huh

Did you see Elon on Joe Rogan
when he smoked that joint?
He didn't even get high
I guess because he's already such a space man
or maybe just because he bumsucked

What about Elon's tunnel drilling company?
It's called the 'Boring' company
which some people might say is ironic
But it's not really

When Elon's Cybertruck got a broken window at the product launch
It could've been a PR disaster
Instead, a toy company made a remote control version
With a cracked window decal
and everyone had a laugh

Also, you know
that project you're working on
Do you know what Elon would do?
He'd strip it right back
to first principles
You might get a little frustrated
because you thought you were almost there, almost finished
But Elon would explain that you didn't think it through hard enough yet
You didn't really break it down
into first principles
like he would

In a strange way,
Elon can see into the future
But that's hardly surprising really
because he's making the future

Thanks Elon.