Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/ Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/iYOvAO1rAM0 License: CC BY 3.0 https://goo.gl/Yibru5
This tiger king
What's the deal?
A story of arseholes
somehow spreading across the globe
like a virus
Is it any surprise,watching caged animals
from cages
of our own?
So I've been listening to jazz
The soft, detective kind
and thinking up tropes
about bad guys
there's the bad guy in a bar
The new bad guy that you start rooting for
because he's now fucking over the original bad guy
The bad guy that starts off good
The bad guy with a weakness
Usually in the form of a female child
for whom he is also the protector
the bad guy that keeps coming back
the bad guy that plays pool
the bad guy that tricks you
the bad guy whose dad was a bad guy
the bad guy that eats people
and the bad guy that's a nihilist
Netflix shares are up
the rest is a bloodbath
and somehow
we know it's for the best
Because the Tiger King is on TVHe can teach you
how to lie to yourself
so you don't have to feel the pain
Only in America
But beware of false prophets
copycats, with mullets
looking for their own throne
and a kingdom to rule
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