Toxic Masculinity 07-09-25

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Speaker 8 (04:00):
Of the scot the back of my hand, the thoughts
I don't give it down, thank you's on the rain.

Speaker 9 (04:11):
I can'ry the crown, nothings.

Speaker 6 (04:14):
Nothing compressed me down.

Speaker 10 (04:17):
Don't you know that?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
I got a plan?

Speaker 6 (04:22):
The direction.

Speaker 10 (04:27):
Of the stores, I don't give it down.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Corown.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
And welcome into one other Chat Lives Matter Night, and
it's also our once a month for a into everything
everybody hates about being a guy. Notice Toxic masculinity. Apparently
we're like number five in the whole toxic masculinity podcast category.
I didn't even know there was such a categor Sorry,
but here we are anyway, and we are in missing

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man formation. We're missing g tonight. We also don't have
our bar babe, so a dry, toxic masculinity. I don't
know how I feel about this, Andrew, Did you bring
a drink? Maybe? Did you maybe please tell me you
brought a drink? Maybe? Maybe I got my flask? I
mean you always have your I'm not sure that counts.
I'm not sure that counts.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
I mean, I brought a drink, but it's you.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Didn't bring enough to share, enough to go around. I
didn't bring enough to share, though, did you? I see
how it is anyway?

Speaker 9 (05:39):
So that's what I got in my flask.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Nice. So, yeah, it's been a day. How are y'all? Yeah?
We keep running into that with your whole monthly taco
and bourbonshipments. You keep telling me I'm going to get
and I never get them because they don't pass quality control.
I'm starting to figure out I think you are the
quality control.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (06:04):
By the way, uh, did you stock up your couch
cushion taco supply? Am I the only one who remembers
that conversation?

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Now? Who does? Well?

Speaker 1 (06:22):
He was waiting on an answer, and neither one answered him. So,
I mean I don't have to stock mine up. They're
still there. So yeah, it was a superfluous question.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
Yeah, so how many couch talkers do you have?

Speaker 9 (06:37):
Not enough?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
There's no such thing as enough couch talks.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Every time I rotate it for fresh stock, it's you know,
I always think to myself, I need more.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
There's never enough couch tacos, just like there's never.

Speaker 9 (06:58):
If you're gonna get into a Mash marath and you
gotta have a full supply of couch tacos.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Well, I mean the gut Well, I mean, honestly, if
you're doing Mash right, you should have your emergency taco
pocket shorts on two. So you should have an ample
supply of topcos. Yeah. Well yeah, so you know, because
who can't who who can watch Mash without tacos.

Speaker 9 (07:21):
Or pocket fheatous?

Speaker 1 (07:22):
This is true?

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Oh the only.

Speaker 9 (07:27):
So you had a day wreck.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, so it's been a day. The mothership is half down.
It's actually technically completely down if not for some rendeck engineering,
otherwise we wouldn't even be doing this tonight. So yeah,
because the electrician kind of scratched his head for a
second when he came out like, I don't even know

(07:53):
how this has been working for this long, and I'm
like I don't know either, but can you fix it?
He's like, no, I could replace will I can replace it.
I cannot fix it. Fun times fun times anyway, So yeah.

Speaker 9 (08:10):
It's funny when you told me, when you told me
how you got the mothership running, I said, God, that
reminds me of when I was in college. I did
the same thing to steal power from vacant apartments. I
decided San Diego Gas Electric was charging way too much
for the amount of power I used.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Well, they always do. But then you know, yeah, I
probably wouldn't have I probably wouldn't have freaked out so
much if I had remembered that we have, you know,
a socket on the pole, and I have a garage
that still has an entirely sepp breaker. So I was
able to get creative and still at least get some
power back into the house. But dude, for like an
hour today, I was just like, ah, I was almost

(08:48):
jroken out. I don't even know as it was like
out of nowhere. I'm like, at least when it was
acting up before it was like the front of the
house would go dark for a little bit and then
I could finagl it enough to get it back on. Yeah,
the fanagling didn't work today. The finiggling. I'm I'm I'm
still replaying everything that happened in my head and I'm like, dude,
if I had not held my tongue just right, I
probably wouldn't be here having this conversation today. That's how

(09:10):
that went. Yeah, so yeah, I should have died. Fun times.
But yeah, so now we've got to replace the entire
breaker box, the wiring coming into the house. So yeah,
it's gonna be fun.

Speaker 9 (09:27):
Not and gen Z and millennials complain about how they'll
never be homeowners.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
They're missing all this joy.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Dude, I'm telling you're enjoy kids right now. I'm wishing
I was a renter again. I'm not gonna lie so
I'd be like, hey, this is a you problem, fucker,
and no, They're like, no, this is a you problem
because you're the homeowner. I'm like yeah, because even the
electric company when I called them, I was like, uh,
I don't know if it's me or y'all, but I
just lost power, you know, trying to play dumb thinking

(09:56):
maybe they didn't somebody have the look you know they didn't.
They're like, yeah, we still have a at the meter,
so you're fucked call somebody else.

Speaker 9 (10:02):
Yeah fuck yeah, our responsibility end is at the meter.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
And then I was like, wait, they have a reading
at the meter, and there's a plug on the pole,
so I can rig this for a couple of days.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
But yeah, so anyway, yeah, that's.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
What I spent my afternoon doing, was, you know, figuring
out which chords I could run where. So yeah, I
have absolutely no fans in the house save the one
in my studio that was already plugged into the search
partictor that's now daisy chained into an extension chord to
make everything else run. So I have one air conditioner.
I have my refrigerator, so at least, even though it's

(10:42):
like one hundred degrees outside, it's only like eighty in
my house right now. So yeah, because the fans don't that,
there's no fans to circulate the air, so it's not
getting any cool or tel it cool. But I'm alive
and I'm able to do this, so which has kind
of become my job. So I was really fair, was

(11:03):
like I can't write stories. I can't do shit because
I got no power. What am I gonna do? And
then he's like, even if you, even if we figure
out a way to you know, get you squared away
where we can start the work, it's gonna be probably
a week or so because we got to get the
parts first, Like you suck.

Speaker 9 (11:22):
You.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Suck. And then he starts quoting me prices and I'm
just feeling my testicles shrink up into my stomach as
he's telling me, and this is gonna cost this much,
and this is gonna cost as much. And oh, by
the way, you still have aluminum wiring and we can't
even touch that. So the electric company is gonna have
to come out and do with that to get coup
or wires ran into the place where I'm gonna be
able to put the new bus.

Speaker 9 (11:46):
Yeah, unfortunately that's probably not in your house.

Speaker 6 (11:49):
That's outside the house.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, because it's amazing. It's the trunk lines, so that
that won't cost me anything, at least it shouldn't. But
it's the whole coordinating between the electric company to the
contractor everything. And I'm like, I hate you. And then
for like a half a second, I almost had him
convinced because I found the I found the two twenty breaker,

(12:12):
the main that isn't working anymore for like three hundred bucks.
But like, if I get that, can you put it in?
And then he started looking at the grounding real He's like,
you have pieces of your grounding reil missing. I can't
fix this anymore, son of a bitch.

Speaker 6 (12:25):
I'm out the bitch.

Speaker 11 (12:29):
Yr son of it.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
You just need ae of copper, need twenty foot piece
of copper to drive down and test the wire two rounded.

Speaker 9 (12:42):
Yeah, well, jam some ree bar in the ground and
you'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Well nose the main breaker like the big one, the
two hundred, the big one. Yeah, it's it's gone. It's fried.
It won't it won't be won't. It won't even go
all the way back into the You can try to
reset me now position it just as it's like nope,
I'm done, I quit.

Speaker 9 (13:05):
But yeah, yeah, time yeah, Because I mean even though
your break for boxes out of code, like years out
of code, still, if you've got aluminum coming into the house,
I'm amazed this didn't happen years ago.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Well, it explains the random little sizzling sound I've been
hearing off and on and didn't really realize what it
was because I wasn't paying attention to where it was
coming from. And they're like, oh, that explains that then,
because aluminum wire just melts quick. So I'm sure I've
been having intermittent problems for a while and just never

(13:41):
really put the two together because when.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
It doesn't, Yeah, yeah, that's.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Good time. But yeah, fun times, fun times. Buy a house,
they said, it'll be fun, they said.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
Right, be a homeowner with the American dream.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah still though, yeah, yeah, anyway, but yeah, I mean
you did put me on the right track for a
couple of things that I'm going to check on tomorrow.
Now that I have access to internet again, it can
actually charge my phone, because for like twenty seconds, I
was really freaking. I was like, do the only place
second we charge my phone right now was my damn car?
What I'm gonna do? So, yeah, I have a list

(14:21):
of things to do tomorrow in between work so I
can try to keep some money coming in. So ey,
fun times. But anyway, yeah, I do hope that works
out for you.

Speaker 9 (14:30):
Hey, you want me to compound to your awesome day?
I don't know, but now at least forty three years
ago today.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
You know what, I quit fuck you wilets God, dude,
tront is that dude that that would make that would
mean I was nine when that movie came.

Speaker 9 (14:55):
Out July ninth, nineteen eighty two.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
I was, Yeah, I only by a couple of months.
I don't care. The second one didn't exist to me anyway.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
I mean the second one was okay. Just don't go
and inspect that anything.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean the little bit that
I didn't mind about the second one got wiped out
when the dude was part of the White Dudes for
Harris group. I'm like, you know what, I just can't anymore.
I can't. I can't even look at you. I don't
care anymore. Like, how did you go from the dude
to bides to let's vote for this psycho bitch? I don't,

(15:37):
I don't, uh, I no, no.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
No, it's see, you got to look at anything by
Disney for the last twenty years. It's going to be
stupid and well, yeah, expect nothing, expect to be disappointed,
and you're not.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Well. I will say the one thing about the Leela
on Stitch Live Action, I never watched the original, so
I wasn't disappointed. Everybody that I know that saw the
original cartoon version was like they cut all the good
parts out, like I wouldn't know. I never I never
watched the original, so I wasn't disappointed. I actually did
go back and try to watch the original, and I
fell asleep on.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
It that that wasn't an original. The second dram was
an original, right, you know what?

Speaker 9 (16:29):
Even Olivia Wilde couldn't carry that, which I can't think
about Olivia Wilde without thinking about big foot rotica.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
I mean she tried to carry but yeah, for.

Speaker 9 (16:45):
Those of you who don't get the joke about the
kilor'd joke about bigot rotica. Back in the days of
food Bar, we had to do a story about a
Virginia house race that was Cockburn and Wiggleman and one
of the uh, one of the participants in that one

(17:09):
of the candidates in that race was outed as being
an officiando bigfoot erotica. And the reason why Olivia Wilde
reminds me that is that Cockburn is her mom. So
you had Cockburn and bigfoot porn, oh wow? Or she
is Olivia Wilde's mom.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
As he that was also in time the Sad Puppies.
It was also the same time the Sad Puppies campaign
was going on with the Hugos, so it kind of
all fit in because of all the books were nominated
there too, My hot My hot Key Rags.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Oh god, you know, the only puppies that weren't sad
the ones that were free.

Speaker 9 (17:59):
Yeah, for the god damn it, Andrew, you you mentioned
fucking pickled eggs before the show. Now, I could absolutely
go for some pickled eggs.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Nope, nope, nope, I've already I've already had this discussion
with Andrew. I will be r s V ping no
on the pickled eg nights. Just no, okay, I don't.
I don't need you. I don't need y'all sticking up.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
I mean, well, how else are we going to be toxic?

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (18:27):
Yeah, pickled eggs and Heineken. That's gonna make for a
magic night and not dairy Kramer.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
I think the only thing, I think, the only thing
that would work better on that one already would be
a red stripe.

Speaker 9 (18:51):
Poray beer.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
Yea beer.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah. The good news, junkie is I don't have power
of running to the aluminum right now, regardless, but yes,
it will be getting replaced because I don't have a choice.

Speaker 9 (19:09):
So there isn't aluminum in the house, it's just the
service that's aluminum.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Well according to him, he said, I have aluminum wires
coming into the house, but he can't find any trace
of any aluminum wires outside of the breaker box.

Speaker 9 (19:22):
So yeah, I'll raise your house in just fucking that
makes sense.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
That makes sense. That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
So and the good news is the garage when we
were additions, so it has copper. I had that check
the day too, of like, we need to go check
those wires and then I know we have power out
there because I need to find out if I need
to have that fix too. In for openny, in for
a pound, dammit. But yeah, they're gonna do it, do
it fun times. Hey, we have two erics in the.

Speaker 9 (19:56):
Chat, so doing erics.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
We have Eric squared. Yeah m hm.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
So yes, I was exciting July fourth weekend as I did.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Uh you're gonna say my July fourth weekend was actually
pretty good. The a couple of days after not so much.

Speaker 6 (20:23):
I have you had five July for its?

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Well yeah, but I always have that, so that's nothing new.
You hush woman, my dog.

Speaker 6 (20:32):
Your dog.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
She's like, you're not paying attention to me, so come
pay attention to me. But yeah, I know, yeah, yeah,
your yours was eventful, but please share with.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
The emergency room visits and blowing up a kitchen window.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Hey, I mean, what better way, what better way to
celebrate America than trash in the kitchen windows?

Speaker 9 (21:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (21:02):
Hey, you know what I mean.

Speaker 9 (21:05):
In your own house.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
To say it wasn't.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
You If you're not visiting the er for injuries or
blowing up stuff, are you really still breaking the fourth right?

Speaker 6 (21:19):
Any holiday?

Speaker 9 (21:19):
Really? Right?

Speaker 5 (21:22):
All right? I just I'm just saying, you know, are
you are you really American? Or are you just a Britan?

Speaker 9 (21:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (21:31):
Right?

Speaker 9 (21:31):
Are you just a Briton Britton?

Speaker 6 (21:32):
A blue cloak.

Speaker 9 (21:35):
Mot was good. I went to I I you know,
I toured around a couple of friends houses for you know,
burgers and hot dog and ship and yes, I did
bring my own peanut butter and I spread the word
about it because I am a pilgrim and then Holy
Land on that so I got a couple of converts
in real.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
Life too, And excuse me, I just wasn't in the.

Speaker 9 (21:57):
Mood for crowds after that. So I wasn't gonna go
watch the fireworks down at the lake. So I crawled
up on my roof where I can see the fireworks
from with a six pack of eight oh five and
enjoyed the show and made it off the roof. That's
the important thing.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, making it off the roof without you know, taking
the expressway down is always a good thing.

Speaker 9 (22:18):
Yeah, And in my opinion, you get better booms the
farther you are away. Yeah, you don't get all the
you know, a little sparkle crackle shit, but the really
powerful mortars. I think you can feel that more like
when you're a mile and a half away or a
couple miles away than you are right under the detonation.

(22:40):
I learned that I was.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
I let see them pretty good.

Speaker 9 (22:45):
Friday years old.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I learned that you were Friday years old when you
learn that. Yeah, my son always manages to get the
ones that are like right below the commercial grade, like
the biggest you can get without having to have a
license to be able to get them. So yeah, we
usually set off some pretty big boomers.

Speaker 6 (23:04):
See that's what.

Speaker 9 (23:05):
Like, you're out in Oklahoma and you know where I'm
at access to uh quick easy access to Indian reservations
who have the best fireworks. They have the Hoosker News
and the Hooskar don'ts.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
You know, that was the one thing I forgot to
do this year. I never once worked that bumper in
for the fourth.

Speaker 9 (23:23):
Yeah, well we took the whole weekend off.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah, well that's because I took a weekend off, so
it's but yeah, that's that's because every usually usually it
spread out. So usually like the weekend before, the little
town that I'm in does a kick ass Fourth of
July display or the little town that I'm next to,
so we usually go hang out on that one if
I'm not working. And then usually the night before the fourth,

(23:53):
the Purcell Lake will do theirs and then we usually
go to that, which this week it was or this
time it was actually on the fourth, so we went
there and then went to our friend's house on eight.
And then Saturday was the Saturday after the fourth, which
is usually when we do our big family get together,
but it's usually spaced out a few it's not usually like,
you know, back to back like that. So yeah, Friday, Saturday,

(24:15):
Sunday and Monday, I was doing fireworks.

Speaker 9 (24:20):
For reasons see Andrew and no blown out windows and
no er trips. Did he really did his Fourth of
July ear trip a few days early?

Speaker 1 (24:30):
I was gonna say, Jeff, Jeff actually managed to go
to the ear long enough for both of us, So
I'm gonna count his among mine.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
So yeah, yeah, you got mine too, Jeff.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
I'm still gonna say I was celebrating the fourth appropriately
because somebody was in the hospital for days. Well it was.

Speaker 9 (24:49):
Yeah, Eric being able to share memes in chat too.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah, I don't know why they don't have that feature.
You can share memes everywhere else on X.

Speaker 9 (25:01):
I don't know what I mean, X is memes. I
mean I'm looking through my feed right now and it's
all memes and gifts, So it's weird.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
Yeah, Well, we weren't the only ones at her neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Weren't the only one window.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Well, see, see my little town, We're able to set
off fireworks starting for three days and the entire town
goes down and spends like four hundred thousand dollars buying
fireworks individually. And not only were we blowing up things
and blowing out windows, we had a neighbor two houses

(25:42):
down and he's shooting mortars that are going off and
landing at his house and shooting it took sober and
shoots at him or firing down the road trying to
blow up cars. So we were having fun. Swear there
was no there was no alcohol involved.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
M Are you sure? There was absolutely no alcohol involved?

Speaker 13 (26:11):
Like no, doesn't drink, but doesn't mean a fireworks. I
wouldn't like no fireworks, but.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
There was drinking even if it wasn't. The peoples that
not the fireworks, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
So, but it was not involved. No, here hold my beer.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
There should have been, dammit.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
Oh that's the rest of the rest of the city.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Nice h mm hmm.

Speaker 9 (26:50):
So while we're talking about alcohol, I am getting low,
you are, I am.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Well, we should probably take care of that. What do
you want me to play for break?

Speaker 5 (27:03):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (27:04):
I gets picked during our show. You go ahead find something.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
You always complain about what I picked it, which is
why I usually ask.

Speaker 9 (27:11):
You, Well, if I'm gonna complain and just go with it,
then mhm.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Uh you know what, I'm just gonna play this sift.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
I gotta make sure thanks.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
I don't have most of jeff stuff. I gotta find it.
And every time I think I'm gonna have five minutes
to find it, something goes sideways in my life. So
there's that. All right, We'll be back. Stay tuned, lad.

Speaker 10 (28:04):
Click click town on.

Speaker 8 (28:06):
The stepping on the radio, click quick up the town.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
With the new style. I didn't know about why.

Speaker 8 (28:14):
Click quick I'm on the radio station.

Speaker 10 (28:17):
Talking about the day ship.

Speaker 9 (28:18):
Wait the scene, the devastation I see.

Speaker 10 (28:27):
I didn't see.

Speaker 14 (28:30):
Said say the ser sid said.

Speaker 9 (28:37):
Way, what the hell is wrong with me?

Speaker 10 (28:53):
My mama tad weren't perfect mistake of no hand, No
cridess mentioned for me, what the sieves to be hold?
Everybody see that said that for that day. I'm gone
that a minute. Then show you something intact. Squick put

(29:15):
come to.

Speaker 8 (29:16):
Town on the stepping me on the radio, quick put
come to town with the mill stop and didn't knowing
about why quick put on the radio.

Speaker 10 (29:26):
Station, talk about the nation we not to sing the devastation?
Why up by what.

Speaker 13 (29:40):
From?

Speaker 12 (29:41):
And make to.

Speaker 10 (29:46):
Weird?

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Cuick put puck put who.

Speaker 10 (30:04):
Quick quick.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Clear clear?

Speaker 1 (30:20):
No Saturdays and kids go out place? But what was
up with my broom let story?

Speaker 9 (30:24):
No plays on saturdays when kids go out place? I
was up my broom.

Speaker 14 (30:28):
I let the story out, its sod, its sound inside.
It's solid inside of me. It's solid side up and
solid inside up. It's solid inside.

Speaker 10 (30:47):
Up, its sound.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
And we are back eventually working on it, trying to

(31:14):
get things set up for next hour because Gene is
taking the night off, so we're gonna throw a replay
up for his HR media, then go into recking order.
You then go back to shr mean fun time.

Speaker 6 (31:27):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
So we're back, we're live, and it's Wednesday night, motherfuckers.
And this was the show that almost wasn't because my
house almost tried to explode.

Speaker 9 (31:39):
Today it's also Team No Pants and Chat Lives Matter Night,
So this is true.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Yeah, especially now that I really now that I don't
have to go anywhere for work, I am like, legit,
Team No Pants. I'm not even trying to pretend. I mean,
I'm not like, you know, when I'm on video, I'm
not like doing the whole tube thing with the you know,
nothing on but my underwear and a shirt. But pretty well,
you know, there have the times I have done, you know,

(32:06):
had dressed clothes on on the top and pajama shorts
on the bottom because you know, still team, no pants.
That has happened.

Speaker 9 (32:16):
That has happened, right, the statute of limitations has worn out,
so you can admit it now.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Eh, I mean, is there a statute of limitations for
wearing pajama shorts at work when you work from home?

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (32:30):
I I think not.

Speaker 9 (32:35):
So, hey, Andrew, Yes, I understand you might have some
poles for us.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Oh yeah, I have poles, giggity. In fact, I have
Jasmine Crocker to dance on our poles. Now, mental image,
nobody needed.

Speaker 9 (32:59):
You, damn you, and now we know.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Why we're toxic. You know.

Speaker 9 (33:11):
I love what she speaks though, because you never know
if you're going to get the ghetto rat or the
Harvard lecturer.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Oh yeah, I just figured I'm getting the Harvard ghetto rat.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Also, yes, okay, now what I expected. I was trying
to pipe in some burlesque music, but I think it's
actually playing from the soundtracks. Never mind, never mind.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
So yes, I do have some poles here at Toxic.
We run poles whenever I'm available. I had wasn't available
last month or a month before. I forget, I forget
what happened. I know I was working way too hard
and all and that's what she says.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Well, since we do have some since we do have
some pollworking going on, I did find some appropriate music for.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
Oh, there we go.

Speaker 9 (34:14):
You know, the greatest sttlement in American history is when
they stopped playing that in the strip clubs.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I knew ALM was.

Speaker 12 (34:26):
No.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I mean, oh dude, I tore a.

Speaker 9 (34:30):
Strip club from nineteen ninety two to two thousand and
five without that being like every third act song.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
I mean, I can count the number of times I've
actually been in a strip club on one hand, and
their fingers left, so it never really mattered to me anyway.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
I can count a number of years from nineteen eighty
to two thousand and eight what in a strip club?
On one hand?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Oh, you're welcome for the refresher there, glad I could
be of service, sir, chas been.

Speaker 6 (35:08):
Working hard for you on stage three.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
So let's go all the way back to April. Okay,
we didn't have a poll in Mark and for me,
but in April we had the UK Court defines woman,
the Pope's death, does Trump's President and Ta tar O

(35:34):
Force one and I don't remember that one.

Speaker 9 (35:39):
That was when the Air Force one replacement was being
gifted to us.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
From Okay, yeah, yeah, see that. You know, look how
long that lasted. So anyway, what do you think that one?
Who do you think won that one? What? What one
do you think it was gonna have to be?

Speaker 9 (36:06):
You know, I'm gonna go with a gutter force one, That's.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
What I was going go with.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
Nope, that was only twenty percent of the vote, No
ship by two percent. Winner. It was the UK Court
defines woman.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
That was the thing on my radar, though Pope's death
was second.

Speaker 9 (36:30):
Yeah, that should have been the other way around. I mean,
going by my feed, which is completely uh subjective, so.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
I thought the same thing. But yeah, but it was
got in Games thirty six. So but for the last
two months were made June Pole next guy that says Shenanigans, Hey, farmer.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Where's that place you liked to go with all the
goofy stuff.

Speaker 9 (37:04):
On the wall.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
So for May June.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
We have.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
Jarvis Best is dead. Because that that pretty much took
a couple of weeks. And yeah, I did Big Beautiful Bill,
which actually not for two months there, which was surprising.

Speaker 11 (37:31):
You got Elon Trump feuding and then the Texas flooding
came in on the tailor in there this last week
came out of the.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Wire, just barely made it in. Do there's some weird
stuff going on with that, Like I guess it was
because I was living in Seattle at the time, so
I didn't I didn't really keep up with and I
don't guess it made it up there to where we
were until and by the time it would have, I
probably didn't live there. I had no idea that like
William Shatner and everybody was talking about this stuff on

(38:04):
like their shows, like you know, in nineteen eighty seven,
world's worst flood in Texas, and I'm like, shouldn't we
have been working on putting all these sirens and shit
in from like maybe eighty eight on then. I mean,
I'll live in Texas, so I need none of my business.
But I was saying, maybe maybe we should have fixed
that stuff back then.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
I don't think it'd done any good, though.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
It would have taken at least one talking point away, though,
because that's all I keep hearing. If we'd had these
sirens along the river banks, more of these kids might
still be alive. And why didn't we do that?

Speaker 9 (38:36):
Well, you see, that's the That's the great thing about government,
about government planning, is you get, oh, that was a
hundred year flood, so we don't have to worry about
it for another ninety eight years.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, except here we are. I mean well, I mean
they actually said it right today on the news. They
said it was a once in a century flood, and
I'm like, well, I guess technically they might be right,
as long as there's not another one before twere.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
Well, they The biggest thing is they could put up
the sirens, right, yeah, they do testing on them. People
ignore them. And the biggest example for that is is
look at people's cars when the alarms go off.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Yeah, eventually you get desensitized to the sounds and don't
even notice anymore. Yeah, yeah, I get that too.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
I mean that's the people ignore it. I mean it is.
I can't tell you in the number of times I've
ignore the fire alarm drill right, oh look the firearms
gone off, okay whatever.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
There were several times when I worked in the building
where we used to work before they let us come
home when I was still working for OU that they
would have the time. They would send out emails and
be like, well, they're working on the fire alarm system,
so please make sure you disgre disregard all fire alarms.
And I'm like, so, what happens if one of the
times they're working on it, we're told to disregard. Shit,
there's actually a real fire, just.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
Sign it's and the fact that they're all saying if
they had these warnings, it's like they put out the
warnings or you know, I'm sorry, two o'clock in the morning.
People aren't listening. They're not our wait to hear the
froens and thirty minutes of twenty eight foot of rising water.

(40:21):
Yeah that's.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (40:27):
I mean most people, Oh, you know, the river's rise
and I'm just gonna go up to that hill over there,
not knowing that a hill is also about to be swamped.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, I mean yeah, And I mean I get it.
There is no perfect scenario. And it is you know,
one of those things where you know, especially with flooding,
is a lot like tornadoes. You get some warning, but
you just never really know what it's gonna do. Like
everybody around me freaks out and I keep telling them, dude,
we are on a plot of land between two rivers.

(40:55):
I can count the number of times because I've looked
at it historically that's actually been a tornade touch down
here in the last one hundred years. It was once
because for some reason, the tornadoes they jump the first
river and they just keep going until they get passed
to the second one, and then they touched back down again.
It's only not happened that way one time in the
last one hundred years that I've been able to find,

(41:16):
and I've watched it happen, like you can watch it
pick up and then go over everything and then get
to the other side and just keep going. And there's
a town about seven miles northwest of us from here
that usually it's somehow when it jumps, it winds up
going backwards a little bit, and it almost always hits
that town every single time, And every time my dad

(41:39):
sees it on the news, like that's only seven miles
from you all, are y'all okay, I'm like, dude, Dad,
that's the same spot that gets hit at least once
every two years, So yeah, we're fine.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
Alan's right, though, sirens only work if people actually trained
to understand what they mean. We lost of us when
we stopped doing the nuclear war drills.

Speaker 6 (42:07):
You know, I want those.

Speaker 9 (42:08):
Desks to build a house out of.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Right, you know those those are the desks that we
could withstand a nuclear blast. I want, I want several
of those.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
As far as I'm going. They could schools.

Speaker 9 (42:27):
Well, you couldn't save us, saying the only thing those
desks couldn't save us from quicksand.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
Right, I still say we got to bring back.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Talk about things that were over hyped in your childhood.
Though every TV show we used to watch, cartoon live action,
all of them had, you know, quicksand quicksand.

Speaker 9 (42:53):
Now.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
I'm not saying it doesn't exist.

Speaker 9 (42:56):
But I've lived in a lot of places with a
lot of very terrain, and I've heard tell of quicksand
in one of the areas I lived in the possibility, oh,
down by the river, but I've never experienced it.

Speaker 6 (43:14):
I live in the desert.

Speaker 9 (43:16):
I was reasonably assured by every Western ever made that
live in the desert I would encounter quicksand, and I'm
ready for it.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
How many tumbleweeds have you actually seen?

Speaker 6 (43:28):
Oh god, damn, how many people.

Speaker 9 (43:32):
Are in China?

Speaker 5 (43:33):
I won't tell you. The biggest disappointment is I can't
address something to acme and get it delivered.

Speaker 9 (43:42):
That day, like ten minutes later. Hey, fun facts about tumbleweeds.
Did you know they're not indigenous the United States?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
I did not know.

Speaker 9 (43:53):
It's Russian thistle. It came in on a grain shipment.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
So it's a fucking weed trying to take over the world.

Speaker 9 (44:02):
Yep, you catch up before it hardens and gets all
the the Prickley's on it. It's edible, really not worth
the effort, but I've tried it and it's.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
You what.

Speaker 9 (44:21):
It's fine anyway, but yes, not a digitous the United
States and edible. Now everything you need to know about tumbleweeds,
you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Who said the.

Speaker 9 (44:36):
Top being toxic and masculine can't be educational, right?

Speaker 6 (44:42):
We want people to learn.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
So yes, you can eat you can eat tumble weed.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
Yes, but you can't walk off the side of the
cliff and not fall down unless you look down.

Speaker 9 (44:55):
Well that's just physics. Well song as you don't walk down,
you're fine.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
I've not been able to get into work. It's irritating.

Speaker 9 (45:06):
Well, you just have not read enough Einstein, Markacku or.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
Tyll probably probably because you know I went into quantum.
I did some quantum studies and I can't make myself believe.
Yet that's what they teach in quant You have to
believe first.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
You know, it's funny because this new show that Kryn
launched that I'm slowly becoming more of a co host
for than a producer. We've been talking about the very
same thing the last few episodes has been kind of interesting.

Speaker 9 (45:55):
I pointed my followers, I'm in an obvious strange brew reference.
I mean it was hidden, but still, I mean, if
you are paying attention, Wait, that's a strange brew. Only
one person got it all y'all.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Hey, at least one person got it all right, So
even though I am not our bar babe, since since
we are in Missing People formation, tonight, I found a
drink called it's called a toxic Wasted cocktail. It is
one and a half of vodka, one or a half

(46:30):
ounce of melon liqueur, a splash of blue cocoal, three
ounces of orange juice, and three ounces of lemon lime soda,
lime wedge or wheel for garnish, and basically you fill
the cocktail shaker or highball glass with ice, pour in
the vodka and the melon. The core had the orange

(46:52):
juice and the splash of cocw gently stir to blend colors.
Your drink should turn a night green or blueish green
top with the lemon lime soda for a fizzy finish.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
I do like a good fizz.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah, I actually, yeah, the only reason I picked it
was because it looks really cool in the picture. It's
like a bright green. It was like hate.

Speaker 9 (47:22):
I mean, it doesn't sound terrible. It's a it's a
it's an overworked screwdriver. But yeah, I I fuck, I'll
drink it.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
I'll try to now that I now that, now that
I have the ingredient list, I'll probably be trying one,
hopefully to celebrate when I have power working again completely.

Speaker 9 (47:44):
See the whole time you're talking about him Son to go,
What why would you put blue cacao with orange juice?
It's just gonna matp oh, you're gonna turn the green?

Speaker 6 (47:51):
Got it?

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (47:56):
Probably has another name for around Saint Pact to stay.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
I'm sure it probably does.

Speaker 9 (48:10):
But yeah, so anyway, obvious obvious strange crew reference. Nobody
got it.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Dude. You're still sad about that, aren't you.

Speaker 6 (48:17):
I'm pissed.

Speaker 9 (48:19):
I've got some of the most in tune, cultural, culturally
dialed in followers A guy could.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Want and they have let you down, and they let
me down.

Speaker 6 (48:33):
For the last time. X.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Yeah, but we're bringing back forty six thousand year old worms.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
God damn, did we learn nothing? We're doing what now?

Speaker 9 (48:48):
But oh they found a nice age worm frozen in Siberia.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
They thought it out and it's active. Jesus, have we
have we our whole?

Speaker 9 (49:00):
There are whole subgenres of science fiction.

Speaker 6 (49:04):
Dedicated to.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Is it a worm? Or is this the beginning of
star gage?

Speaker 9 (49:15):
Yes, embrace the power of hand.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
I just like, has nobody gone to the movies in
the last forty years?

Speaker 12 (49:27):
Well, the movies only made them excited to think about
what if we can actually do that?

Speaker 1 (49:31):
That's the problem. They get inspired by the movies, not
warned by them. It's never it's never a good thing,
was warning us? Yeah, Well, Jeff Goldbloom is also making
money off apartments dot Com right now too, So whatever,
Oh I do like.

Speaker 9 (49:49):
That a.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
Out of control?

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Nice dude? What the hell did I miss with groc
last night? Because I was I was doing all, I
was doing all kinds of other stuff and I can't
I turned on X kind of I flap back over
to X kind of late and I was like, why
is everybody freaking out about Rock?

Speaker 9 (50:11):
And you want to talk about that now? Are you
want to save it for our show right now?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
We've only got like eight minutes. We wanted to save it.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
Okay, we'll talk about it, yeah, because it'll take more
than eight minutes to explain that one.

Speaker 9 (50:26):
Short short version.

Speaker 6 (50:29):
Grock became Microsoft TA.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
I was wondering because he I actually did ask it
this morning and it kind of chuckled a little bit
and said, yeah, they kind of let they kind of
they kind of turned me a little loose. They fixed
it now though, Yeah, apparently.

Speaker 9 (50:47):
It's like I joked last night, Oh you know, it's like, wow,
we really screwed down those guardrails. It's all it's doing
now is just regurgitating academic dogma. Maybe we should drop
those guardrails a little bit. What's worse could happen?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Who? Well, you see what happened?

Speaker 10 (51:05):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
It reminded me of way back when they first introduced
it and all that would do it would it was racist? Now?

Speaker 6 (51:14):
That was Microsoft A right it is?

Speaker 5 (51:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (51:19):
Yeah that was a forte.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
So yeah, speaking of with the ball at Linda is
exiting stage left right around the name time Grog goes
nuts and Elon starts a new political party. I wonder
if that has anything to.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
Do with it.

Speaker 9 (51:35):
I you know here, okay, aside from the political party,
because that was cool for like a second before it
got retarded. I think the Grock thing and Linda's stepping
down well one because x Ai is now owns Twitter
or x but uh, I think that might be Elon's

(51:58):
heavy hand returning. And by heavy hand I mean on them,
not us. I can hope because coming back after fucking
around with polytics for a couple of years, looking at
the state of Twitter and going, what the fuck have
you done to my platform?

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Dude, it's a mess. I I hope. I hope whoever
they bring in to replace her actually does believe in
free speech. That's all I'm gonna say, because I don't
really trust Elon with that anymore either. If I'm being
completely honest, dude has got one stick. Now it's like,
oh my god, he's He's in the Epstein files. Shut up, dude,

(52:37):
shut up. Don't even get me started on that shit. Either.
I was actually I was actually I was.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Going now the Epstein files were a Hillary hit list.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Wouldn't surprise me, wouldn't surprise me, But yeah, I was.
I was before my house started acting stupid to day
and I started playing a video. I was kind of
going off on that and then things started going weird,
so I played a video and then that's when I
almost died. So yeah, right in the middle of my
shows and everything was just gone. I'm like, I can't

(53:12):
do anything because it's all dead. Sometimes sometimes I don't know.
I may wake up tomorrow and realize I actually did die.
That would be interesting. All of this has been a
dream or something.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
Okay, No, you're just gonna swat change timelines. You'll change
timelines and it'll be greater. I am your father.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Well, if that's what happens, I'm just waiting until I
start jumping into the timelines where my bank account doesn't
say you wish, because yeah, that would be nice anyway,
all right, Sam, all right, Jan's believe it or not,
We're down to like three minutes. Wow, it did fly

(53:56):
line many so Andrews. Since you're the shortest of the three.
As far as things you have to say about this,
where can folks find you?

Speaker 5 (54:06):
Uh, you can find me on x at Nuclear MM
one retired clear the nuclear nuclear so much fun at times,
but unless the only place I'm at, and I am

(54:26):
here every second Wednesday a month, as long as my
job doesn't.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Interfere and as long as the mothership doesn't with.

Speaker 5 (54:40):
Well, yeah, there is that. So and don't forget the poll.
This month's pole is pinned on my timeline. So vote
and share it, folks, don't just vote, share it, then
vote again, because hey, voting multiple times is the American way.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Vote early and vote often, because we learned from the
Democrat a much. Where can folks find you?

Speaker 9 (55:09):
Well, thank you for asking. You can find me on Twitter,
surprisingly still as Ordinance packard. You can find me coming.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
Up here in an hour with you Tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (55:19):
You can find me on the Cult Shift with Brad
Slaeger as we take our cynical dive into the business
end of Hollywood. Saturday, you and I are doing juxtaposition
makeup show from Missing last week if you still have
power and Sunday, I'm not sure if it we're doing
it this Sunday or the Sunday after with a Vincent
Charles project.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
I think I think you guys are this Sunday because
it didn't happen less.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
Than well, yeah, I asked him about it's not okay
and it's either the best or worst movie. Oh, I
know the movie.

Speaker 9 (55:54):
We're doing.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
A folk You can find me here in about an
hour with the Amish one. You can find me pushing
buttons for the Edge of Liberty Crew here in just
a minute, and then again after myself an amage and
that'll be our closing act for the night because Beezy
was off last night, so that'll be it tomorrow. After
Tomorrow morning, assuming my Jerry Rigging holds now that Amish
chinxed me, you should find me doing the Rick Robinson

(56:21):
Joe starting at ten am. And then Thursday night. Not sure.
Jen's been on vacation lately and we haven't been able
to connect, so there may or may not be a
Gin and Rick, but I know I think you and
Brad are doing are the culture shot tomorrow serves yes,
and then Friday night, I think there will be he said,
She said, power notwithstanding because I'm I think Aggie's at

(56:46):
her mom's but I think she's still pudding on doing
that one. But I'll find out for sure. And then
of course we have the makeup of Jucks and then
Sunday night, I'll be pushing buttons for Corn Nimick and
Corn's reading Room. And then Monday night, assuming that Domicio
is still standing, we should have an America Off the Rails,
and then everything starts over again on Tuesday with the

(57:07):
Rick Robinson Show and then Manorama and then other than that,
it's all the stuff we're kind of doing right now.

Speaker 12 (57:12):
So we'll see you guys in just a little bit
back with Rick and already hang out as we kick
off a replay for Edge of Liberty because Jean and
Ross are.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Both off tonight, so and I can't run one of
theirs because they always go along.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
And thank you and thank you to the almost people.
We got almost six hundred nice.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Yep. Actually we're over six hundred six to seventy two