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November 5, 2025 39 mins
This week for Sierra's conspiracy, she tells us everything we know right now about 3I/ATLAS similar objects to enter our solar system, and important dates to watch out for. Naturally we have a lot of thoughts and theories on this one...we are manifesting Santa. We want to know your theories too, stay safe out there and keep it twisted.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Twisted humans.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Do you find yourself wanting to know more about the
latest murder, conspiracy, cult or haunting.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Than this is the podcast for you.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
I'm Alicia and I'm Sierra and this is Twisted and Uncorked.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Hello, and welcome to episode two sixteen. Is that right
of Twisted and Uncorked? We skipped last week, the last
week of October, because we were just so busy, But
now it is time to fall down some more rabbit holes.
Me put my phone here so I look like I'm
talking to you. When we did our October Bitch and Wine,

(00:43):
I asked what you wanted to talk about between three
things I had information about. Well, today we are going
to touch on one of them that we didn't get
to talk about then. But first, do you have a
fun fact for me?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I do have a fun fact for you, and it
makes me wonder if we, as aggressive eaters of chocolate,
would still like chocolate if it was the original recipe,
because in place of sugar back in the day when
it was originally made, the ingredient was chili powder.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Make it makes me think of Skyline a little bit.
There is chocolate in Skyline.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I kind of thought that too. And I think it works.
But as like a whole chocolate bar.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah, it's not the same, that's for sure. It couldn't be.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'm curious if anyone has ever had an original, You're
probably not.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
You're probably if anybody has the recipe for original.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
If you're a ghost and you are listening to this episode.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
If you are about six hundred years.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Old, inappropriate callouts for one dollar please yeah at all times?
What is your fun bay?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
That is fun? My fun fact is that butterfly pea
flower tea, which we've talked about before, is you know,
used in health and mythology world. It's used in I
I your Vedic medicine, which is something that I have
been trying to study as of recently due to holistic

(02:21):
aesthetics and whatnot. But in some cultures it's named after
the Hindu goddess Apaita a Parhita. I cannot I'm not
sure how to say this, but it means one who
cannot be conquered. And I love that it means one
who cannot be conquered.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I love that. It's pretty cool, very cool. Makes me
appreciate the tea even more now.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yes, And speaking of butterfly pea flower tea. Today's episode
pairs well with a drink called a Sunday Transfusion. But
if you're thinking, oh, I've heard of this before, it's
probably not that. Apparently, there is an alcoholic beverage online
that went a bit viral called a transfusion, which contains vodka,

(03:09):
grape juice, lime juice, and ginger beer. You can make
that one if you want, But this is the Sunday version,
the one that's going to help you reset, smooth out
your stresses, and power up for the week ahead. We
are going to need that to get through the next
few weeks, which you will learn about in my episode
in just a bit. This drink contains butterfly pea flour

(03:30):
tea mixed with coffee, milk and simple syrup. To taste it,
to make it poosy, you can add Bailey's in place
of milk, and to make it sugar free, you can
add honey instead of simple syrup, which is what I did,
and I did it cold. You can kind of see
it's got like the blue at the bottom I mixed
it in.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I was noticing that, Yeah, how is it cold?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
It's good? I like it.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I literally just made mind. So mine is piping piping hot.
When I first read the combat Coffee and butterfly peaflower,
I was nervous, but I'm pleasantly surprised.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, it's not bad at all, especially you know, I
didn't add simple starve. I added honey. But the sweetness
of it really helps. I think it's good.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Agreed, I like it. Who knew that you could mix
coffee and tea and it would be so light?

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Okay, So last week or so when we record A
Bitch and Wine, my three things were silly words from
the past, which we did talk about, funny animal things
that we did not talk about, and the alien invasion
that is allegedly coming, which we are going to talk
about right now. There is something coming. This is real life.

(04:44):
This is not a conspiracy, And while it's getting a
lot of negative, laughable attention, I'm not seeing it get
any real attention. And what I mean by that is
the only people I see talking about it are people
that I feel most everyday civilian people don't trust, or
people who I feel like most every day civilian people
look at and laugh at because they're a little off

(05:04):
their rocker. Now, maybe there is a real good understandable
reason why people aren't taking this thing very seriously. Maybe
there is no threat or reason to be worried, or
maybe the people who should be talking about this aren't
because they don't want every day civilian people to freak out,
even when maybe we should be freaking out. But let's

(05:27):
talk about it and decide if we should be freaking
out or not. Have you heard anyone talking about three
I Atlas?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yes, I know very little about it, but I actually
briefly talked about it with my friend David on his
show David don't know at the end because you're curious
to get my opinion on it, and I talked about
the evolution of your and I's opinions of aliens over
the years and different cases. So I feel like how

(06:01):
I feel about this, or how we should feel about
this is a little bit subjective because every scenario has
been different, But I agree with you something is coming something.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
So technically speaking, three I at Lists is an interstellar object,
but what that really means is just that it's a
rock from another Solar system. Space is very vast, and
there are star systems that do not include our Solar system,
and this rock is just traveling through space from somewhere
far far away, and we'll be crossing right into our

(06:34):
solar system. This is not the first time that a
rock from far far away has entered our Solar system.
And now the rest of this episode is science with
Sierra until we get to be day. So, the first
recorded interstellar object was in twenty seventeen, and it was

(06:54):
called al Muamua. Sorry, it was called one Eye al Muamua.
One eye stands for the first interstellar object, and al
Muamua in Hawaiian means a messenger from afar, arriving first
or first scout from a distant place. The object was

(07:17):
discovered in Hawaii. Al Muamua was originally thought to have
been a comet, but upon closer inspection, it lacked cometary
activity such as a dusty tail. It was instead reclassified
as an asteroid. Al Muamua was noticed after it was
already at its closest point to our son and boomeranging

(07:39):
basically on its way back out of our solar system.
It took about two months for it to completely leave,
so I assume it was in our solar system for
a similar amount of time, and we didn't even know
because we and by we, I mean humans noticed it
so late no one got a really good glimpse of
what it actually was other than classifying it as an asteroid. Apparently,

(08:05):
it was reddish in color and had an unsteady brightness,
almost like a flickering light, which is common in asteroids.
The estimated size was either four hundred or eight hundred
meters long and between thirty five and one hundred and
sixty seven meters thick. It is possible that some people

(08:27):
were accidentally measuring the light, making the size seem bigger,
but it is also possible that some people were taking
off size because they were trying to compensate for the light,
and they were just estimating the size of that, so
they could have measured small. That's why it's such a
big gap. We don't know for sure, because some people
are like, oh, I swear it was like this big,
and other people are like, no, it had to have

(08:47):
only been this big because of this, And we just
didn't get to look at it very long.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
I don't know why. All I could think of when
he says, tell me when I don't know why?

Speaker 3 (09:03):
That's funny?

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Oh man. For people not watching on YouTube, go watch it.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Gosh. It was also tubular shaped, so even more funny,
more long than tall, causing some people to compare it
to an alien spaceship called Rama from the nineteen seventy
three sci fi novel Rendezvous with Rama. However, the SETI right,
I need to read this book. However, the SETI Institute

(09:35):
in California, which stands for Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence by
the way, did not know California had a SETI Institute,
Like why don't I talk about.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
These jobs, like how does one how does one work there?

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Because I would like to.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
They have a radio telescope that they I guess used
to examine Almaamua, but they were unable to detect any
unusual radio emissions from it. So either it was just
a rock, or we don't have the right tools to listen,
or whatever was on that rock did not want to
be heard anyway. The second interstellar object that came into

(10:20):
our Solar system was two I Borisov, and this one
was discovered by an amateur astronomer in Ukraine whose last
name is Borisov in August of twenty nineteen. Compared to
the al Muamua, this was clearly a circular or cylindrical,
that's not right, spherical shape. It was a ball. However,

(10:43):
it was also surrounded by a gaseous substance, making it
extremely hazy and hard to create a clear description. So
they saw a ball of light and haze and something
is in the middle of it that it looks circular,
but really it's like blurred out. You can't really see anything.

(11:05):
This one was determined to be a comet, and as
it flew through our solar system, it slowly burnt off
little by little until it left our solar system smaller
than when it arrived. But its estimated size was nine
hundred and seventy five meters across, which is bigger than
the first one, but only barely if you're talking about

(11:28):
the length of it. But it's circular, so it's that
big both ways. You know.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
It's also alarmingly disturbing how small something needs to be
to fuck up our shit. Yeah, so size matters in
this case, and it makes me nervous.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah. So I had never heard about either of those
being a threat or anything back in twenty seventeen or
twenty nineteen, So not hearing people talk about the one
that is here now doesn't seem like a huge deal.
No one cared, then why should anyone care? Now? Well,
it seemed for a while no one did, and maybe
by the time this comes out no one will again.

(12:12):
But as we are recording, three iye Atlas has been
officially listed on the International bib BIBET International Asteroid Warning Network.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Which brings us back to my last point.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah, this thing is being closely monitored by some people
because of the weird things it's doing and seemingly being
completely ignored by other people, which makes those for some
people even more suspicious, like why are you purposely ignoring this?

(12:47):
Three I Atlas, the third interstellar object to ever knowingly
come into our solar system, detected by the Atlas telescope
system in July twenty twenty five, is long and skinny,
much like the first one, Almala Mua. The size of
it is hard to determine because, again like the first one,
it has light and gas emitting from it. Current estimates

(13:09):
are somewhere between four hundred and forty meters and five thousand,
six hundred meters, which is like, just where is it?
So it's either this big or it's gigantic, Like.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, we will love setting too, like, can we get
a can we get an accurate size? Please?

Speaker 3 (13:34):
We will probably get a more accurate reading as it
gets closer to Earth, which is also scary. But the
most common description currently is that it is the size
of Manhattan.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Perfect. So if it hits our Earth and it is
not suspiciously alien, we fucked.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Yeah, well we fucked. Usually the light from an asteroid
or a comet is behind the thing as it is
facing the sun because of the Sun's force, sort of
like blowing the tail in the opposite direction. However, three
i Adlas has been viewed with the tail or the
stream of light in the front, almost like a headlight

(14:16):
or a spotlight shining to see where it's going, which
is like, what the fuck? What rock does that? I
don't Yeah, that doesn't make sense.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
It's blending in, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
The object is also believed by scientists to be emitting
nickel gas, which itself isn't too alarming, except there seems
to be zero iron included in this gas. I am
not a scientist, but apparently it is literally impossible for
nickel to exist without iron naturally in everything we have

(14:50):
ever discovered ever in space, not in space on Earth
on mar like, everywhere we've discovered nickel, there has been iron,
except for on this thing. That's super weird. As far
as we know, this could only happen if it was
manipulated by an intelligent being. Funnily enough, the emissions it
is emitting is identical to the emissions that factories emit

(15:16):
after humans have created the chemical change needed to extract
iron from nickel or whatever. But like almost like maybe
these people won't think it's weird because they have nickel
just floating up in there whatever too, you know, except
we know that there was once iron there. We just
took it out. So did somebody else take it out?

(15:38):
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
And we know that we are one hundred percent not
the only intelligence in this universe that we are in
so and I'm not gonna be so bold as to
say that we're probably the dumbest. Yeah, yeah, sorry, guys,
I mean no personal offense here, I'm included in that.

(15:59):
But if they can find ways to manipulate metals like
and blend in like they're just a rock floating around
our earth, I'm sorry, I'm op saying I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
It is, Yeah, it is also believed due to the
mass which was estimated by the gravitational pool from when
it passed Mars on October third to be hollow. So
on October third it passed by Mars and there was
no like if listen again science with Sierra, I don't

(16:33):
like science. What's supposed to happen is based on the
mass of the object. Gravity will like either push or
pool a certain way. Well, nothing happened at all. Which
if this thing is ginormous and nothing happened at all,
what there's nothing inside of it. It's very lightweight. It's

(16:54):
got to be hollow. It's got to be empty, like
as in there's possible hallways or birthings or space is
to hold things or beings on the inside of it.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Okay, when you think that's crazy, I thought you went
like literally hollow, like I was picturing like an empty egg.
But now I understand what you mean, Like it's not correct.
On October third, they asked us what day it was,
and it was hollow.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
It was hollow, and it was hollow. By the way,
as three I at lasts passed by Mars, there should
have been a high death photo taken of it. Either
by the European Space Program or the Chinese Space Program
by NASA's Mars Rover. Multiple governments have tools there in Mars,
on Mars, right around that area that could have taken

(17:42):
high definition photos on October third, but no one is
sharing them. In fact, they are blaming not sharing them
on the government shutdown. The government shutdown in America happened
just two days before the interstellar object pasted Mars.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Something to distract you from something else.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
That could be a reason why I know one it's
talking about three I atlis because the government is holding
money hostage from people who need it.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Well, we've been manipulated into believing that aliens weren't real
for how many years and to ignore things that were
in plane sight. So kind of feels like a pattern
is repeating itself.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah, we're too busy fighting over right and wrong to
look up again. Another thing, another thing that makes people
believe that this could be more than just a space rock,
is the path that it's taking. The object is going
through the Solar System at such a perfect path that
not only is it not going to collide with any

(18:44):
planet's orbiting all around it, but it's also getting extremely
close to each planet almost like a carefully mapped out
road trip or a space trip to view each planet
but not disturb them. English physicist Brian Cox said, quote,
if you are designing a grand tour of the Inner

(19:06):
Solar System, with maximum planetary encounters and minimum fuel expenditure,
you would choose exactly this path. End quote. I guess
it could be a coincidence, but what a crazy one
it would be that.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
And this is like too many coincidences sogether, so therefore
it is not a coincidence. It is aliens.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
As we are recording this October thirtieth, the object is
at its closest point to the Sun, but also behind
the Sun in our view, So no one, none of humankind,
not our space equipment, nothing can see what is happening
right now, and we won't for a while because it's
on the other side of the Sun. If nothing happens,

(19:53):
three I Atlas should re emerge into human field of
view by telescope at the end of November or the
begin of December, and then we'll be passing by Earth
on December nineteenth. But what if something is happening back
there behind the Sun while we're all blind to it?
Professor of physics theoretical physicist and author of quantum Supremacy

(20:14):
Michio Kaku from New York says that a sure way
to know if there is intelligent life on this rock
or whatever it may be, is to see if the
object picks up extra energy on its flyby. Basically, the
object is expected to go around the Sun and kind
of boomerang back out of the Solar System at a
consistent speed. Energy in equals energy out, But if it

(20:39):
speeds up, someone or something is controlling the interstellar object,
making it go faster after gaining energy from the Sun.
Other scientists believe that it may slow down, choosing to
stay here in our Solar system using our Sun, adding
itself to our Solar system, living right across the stars.

(21:02):
Some even believe that while it's hiding behind the Sun
for the next few weeks, it may release smaller ships
or pieces, like a mothership dropping dropping off its little fighters.
But for what purpose? To take over to watch us closely,
to help make this world a better place.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
I'm hoping for the good o Solar System. I hope
that they were just doing a drive by and they
were like, ooh, yeah, yeah, let's check it out. Let's
see all the planets close up. Okay, where do we
want to be? I'm yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
So the first guy, Mitchiokaku, Okay, he said that he
thinks it's possibly, it is possible that it is intelligent
life and it's going to grab energy from the Sun
and zip on out of here. In that summary theory.

(21:57):
What I think he thinks and what I kind of
think is they've done their flyby. They realize there is
no intelligent life in this Solar system, and they're like,
we gotta get the fuck out of here. Okay, they're
just gonna leave us. Okay, we'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
However, her son is not in good shape. Oh this
planet it's looking dirt. Only one of them is habitable.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
It's gross. No, we're not staying.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
You're right, man, I really hope you're right.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
The other guy, Brian Cox, I'm not sure why he
feels this way, but he is the one one of
a couple. He and Leo from Harvard University, believes that
it's gonna slow down and like possibly make a pit
stop at Earth in December or later, because it's slowing down.

(22:51):
If it stays consistent, then December is when we'll see it.
If it speeds up, we'll see it earlier than that.
If it slows down, we'll see it later than that.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Crust is that you let us enjoy Christmas. Okay, twenty
twenty five has been a shit year. If you're gonna
come fox stuff up for us, can you please let
us enjoy Christmas? First.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Maybe it's Santa and they're just bringing presents. Oh, how nice?

Speaker 1 (23:19):
You know what? I could get on board because that's
the only way that it makes sense. How can he
go everywhere and.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Magic? So over the next few weeks, everyone will be
watching the sky's closely to see if anything out of
the ordinary happens. And by everyone, I mean very few people,
because most people are checking their bank accounts to see
if their snap benefits are back. Anyway, This seems to
be why it was added to the International Asteroid Warning Network,

(23:48):
not as a warning that it's going to hit Earth
or is coming to Earth, or that it's a threat
specifically to Earth, but because we don't really know what
is happening, so we need to watch out for what
comes next. If you ask any skeptic, though, they'll tell
you that it's nothing more than a rock and it's
on the warning list because this is the best chance
we've ever had to study an interstellar object from Earth.

(24:12):
They want to be prepared to gather as much data
as possible, unlike with the al Mua Mua that was
discovered too late and the Borisov which was too hazy
to see clearly. I understand wanting to study the thing,
but it's giving don't look up, and I'm a little
freaked out by it, Like why why are we being

(24:34):
distracted by all these things? Why can't people just have
their fucking money back, Like, just what the fuck is happening?
Give them their money and go look at the pictures
from the Mars rover and show them to us, please
fucking please please.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
That and our son have a limited life. Anyway, it
kind of makes fair this if it's taking energy from
our son. I mean, I know the Sun is not
going to explode in our lifetime, which feels selfish to
say that I'm thankful for, but it like, don't don't
take our energy.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Come on, don't take our energy. We need that to live,
right gosh.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Like what full side of the spectrum we could be
like impending doom. They're just gonna train nurse on this
is it for us. Goodbye, Yeah, or they're gonna come
visit us and function up and also goodbye. Or I'm
hoping you're right, and they were just doing a drive

(25:34):
by and they think we're disgusting and stupid.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah, they probably think we're disgusting and stupid.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
I'm hope that's best case scenario.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Yeah, it is, actually, I mean or Santa Santa is
best case, but second best, second best.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Santa. Or we can be the smelly kids in the
solar system.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah, either way, either way it works for me. I'm
already the weird one. I have been manifesting and intention
setting and it is really fucking working like weirdly, and
I love it. My whole family is calling me weird
this morning, and I don't care. Jesse has been having

(26:15):
a slow like a couple of months at the barber shop,
all right, people don't have money, so they're not getting haircut,
so or if they are, they're not sipping well. And
also on top of that, like there's some drama and whatnot. Anyway,
it's he's been having slow times. So every day when

(26:37):
I make him coffee, I stir intentions into his coffee
with you know, I put honey in there, and then
and I join my little my little circular, my star
and my circles, and I wish for his happiness and
his health and money. And yesterday was his Monday, and
he had the best money making day that he has

(27:00):
had in like the last two months. And he never
has good money making days on Mondays, even when he
is making good money. So I was like, hell, yeah,
I did it.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Did he say thank you?

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Uh no, he called me weird. So I was like,
I did it. He's like, you're so weird.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
It works though, You're like, take one hundred dollars now
their money. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
And then so today when I realized it had worked,
and I told my kids, this is what you gotta
be doing. I did it for myself and I was like,
I'm gonna get myself some clients. And then today someone
messaged me they found me on Facebook and wanted to
be my client. I was like, I'm doing it. I
am doing it the.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Power of positivity and mathing you.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
It's crazy. So maybe we just need to manifest that.
Three I at list is Stanta Claus.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
We have the picture back from the Mars rover and
it looks like there are reindeer piloting this good? The
bright light in the front of it was some nose,
some shiny red nose from a reindeer.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Like no notes, perfection. That's it. That's what we see
it next month, guys, get ready.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
That's it. Well that's all I have on three I
at lists. What do you think it is?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
So happy that you chose to cover it.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
I've been wanting to talk about it, but it changes
drastically every day, so I was kind of like, I
need to wait until things are known or things can't
be known, which is now, because we know as much
as we're going to know for the next month.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Like behind the sun, it's just fucking hiding.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
I mean unless something crazy happens and they start shooting away.
But as of right now, we don't know what's gonna
fucking happen for the next like month, it's just back there.
But it's going to take a month for it to
go around the sun. You know, we're not gonna know.
It's weird, but I'm still listen. I people for this

(29:00):
theory and call me the weirdest things. I don't know
if there's a real religion behind this or a real
what's the word, Like, what's the word when it's like
God but like religious but not religious anyway. Yeah, I
can't think of the name the word I'm looking for anyway.

(29:21):
I don't know if there's a real God like structure
behind this or whatever, but I am under the impression
that whoever this God is that everyone seems to speak of,
was just an alien. Okay, God is was an alien?
All right. You can call it God, you can call
it Allah, you can call it Buddha, you call it

(29:42):
whatever the fuck you want. I still think it was
an alien originally, and it either made it with cave
men and turned us into humans, or it created humans
in its image like the Bible said, except alien image. Okay, sorry,

(30:03):
not sorry. I think we're all aliens. I think we
all have a little bit of alien in us.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Well, you go back to the theory, the more theory,
like some of us are exactly some of us.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Think there's Yeah, I did see this TikTok about like
the interstellar object the three Atlas is coming for the
star seeds, star seeds being the people that were placed
on Earth by aliens who are actually aliens. But then

(30:34):
the theory said that they were coming for the star
seeds because they eat them. So if you are part alien,
you're going to be eaten by the aliens on Atlas.
So I don't fucking know.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
I mean, either way, there's a lot.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Of interesting stuff going on. Yeah, I don't I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
I hope me nervous, Okay, I've been rewatching stranger things too,
So we can't joke about being buy things right now
because it is a very real possibility.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
It is. It's a little scary again. Sena Claus, Sana Claus.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Guys the station, yeah or second place, smelly and stupid
and they're just gonna leave. They just need a little
energy boost. Did a little tour judged us at our
leaving suit.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Yeah. Yeah. They were driving by and they're like, oh,
that's the ghetto. We get to go, you know. Oh hi,
I said, Ohio, whoops? I mean Earth, Earth is the ghetto.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
It's okay. Kevin says that we live in the ghetto
all the time. So I'm just like, we don't live
in the ghetto.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
The ghetto Earth, that's the ghetto.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
We got to take care of it. This is what
we've been saying for five years. Guys, no one's listening.
But I also don't like that anytime something really scary
or like catastrophic in some way happens, that we're always
distracted right before exactly.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
That's the crazy thing, and it's it almost makes you think, oh,
then every time something bad happens, you're gonna think something
worse is like, but why does it always happen that way?
Like if it was one time, it would be a coincidence.
It's every fucking time, every fucking time something crazy happens,
something crazy or is happening that no one wants to

(32:29):
pay attention to, like all that drone shit, Like when
all those drones were happening, I think that was like
peak collection time. It's like, what the fuck is actually happening? Guys?
I know there's happening here.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
But what it feels planned?

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:45):
And sent?

Speaker 3 (32:47):
It was sent Like.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
I just I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
I don't like it either.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
It's making me really nervous.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Maybe we'll get chosen. Maybe we'll start a podcast in space.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
You know what. I think that the first all stellar
on the balcony, I'll be like, we're friendly, you know,
we're with you, Yeah, us, that's fine, We're we can
be your entertainment.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Maybe this is the rapture. Oh, because I'm telling you
God is an alien.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Okay, yeah, maybe maybe we're just maybe our projection.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Maybe it's hollow because he's gonna fill it. He she
they I'm not sure what an alien sex gender is.
Maybe they're gonna fill it with humans that they choose. Okay, listen,
all these Christians think they're the chosen ones. They're wrong.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
It's that's weirdos, that's weird, the big empty rock. Well,
let us know what you guys think, because I'm definitely
curious and stay safe manifest Santa. And yeah, this was
a weird conversation that I did not think that I
was gonna have today, but I'm happy it happened. It's

(34:01):
definitely pulled me out of my weird nausea spell.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
So good, good call.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
That'll wind.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
It was the drink. The drink is going to help
us through, all right.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
It is really good. I think I waited too long
for it to not be molten lava. And now it's
going to be that awkward gross temperature.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
But stick some ice in it. It's really good with ice.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah, it's awkward gross temperature. Yes, we gotta make it
we gotta make it cold. Now. How was your Halloween party?

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Oh, it was a lot of fun. It was very good.
I was a chicken and Jesse was Colonel Sanders. Would
you feel like you're I did sort of. There were
feathers everywhere, ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
If you guys are patrons. We did do a Halloween
bitch and wine that explains all of what we've mostly
been talking about at the end of this episode, so
definitely go check that out.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Yeah, it was a lot more fun than I thought
people would have. Like, I didn't feel forced. You know,
I feel like a lot of times it feels like
everybody have fun, please, But it was just.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
I get really stressed out when I'm hosting for that reason,
Like I don't relax because I'm like ause everyone in enjoying.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Exact yes, exactly, but I felt like it it actually was.
Everybody was good without me, you know, like I could
bounce around from group to group, but everybody was all.
There was nobody who was just like sitting alone. You know.
Oh I liked it a lot. Yeah, and it's very good.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
But you've bolted all over your house, all over the house.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
We're already thinking about hosting a Christmas one because it
was so fun and just chill and every hung out
and eight and it's good. She was so happy.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
I know, I wish I was there too. My big
Halloween plans. And as we were recording this, like Sear said,
it's October thirtieth, I will be working and I am
doing Bell instead because two of the other girls are
dressing up as Disney princesses.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
So I'm like, oh nice.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
I'll just do a little shift.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Well, because the one girl, I joke like, she looks
like snow white with long hair. Yeah, like she just looked.
She's a Disney princess as a human being. So she
loves Disney, and so she bullied her friend into dressing
up as Jasmine. And so I was like, oh, perfect,
I'll do Bell. And so I went to the dollar
store yesterday and bought a little rose and I like

(36:25):
made a book cover for one of my notebooks. I'm
gonna shove in my aprin It'll be real cute.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
That's nice.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Yeah, I'm trying to look at it positively because my
usual Halloween tradition of laying in bed in a bunny onesie,
eating candy and watching a scary movie has been disturbed.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Yeah, Sissy is going to a Halloween party. Oh shit, yeah,
with like real kids and stuff, and I'm so scared, Like,
like ninth graders are going to be there, and I
think tenth graders, Like I don't.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
I don't want her to go, but I feel like
that's like a bridge that she is crossing, and I
don't like it.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Keep I don't like it either. I don't like it either. Girl,
another girl, one of her friends, is going. And this
girl's mom is way stricter than me in my eyes
at least. And I talked to this mom about him,
like you're really gonna let her go? She's like, oh, yeah,
I know. I trust this girl who's hosting it her parents.
Everything's gonna be fine, like it's not a big deal.

(37:25):
I was like, oh, only because she's going. If she
wasn't going, my kid would not be going at all.
But I guess if she's going.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
They're not like drinking, are they.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
I don't know boys are going. I don't know my
kid I don't think will, but I don't know if
other kids will.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
I think I'm having an existential crisis now, and that's
not even my kid. I feel Yeah, how are you holding.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Ah, I'm freaking out, but I'm trying to I'm trying
to give her a little rope. See what happens.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah, that's all you can do. I guess she's a
good kid. She'll be fine, and let's space it. If
we learned anything from the Bitch and Wine episode of
things that we did that almost killed us, it makes
us more brazili.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
The thing that scares me is I hear, because I
freaking sub in this school, Okay, I hear the older
kids tell stories about things that they get into, and
then I hear that they're going to the same party
that my child is going to be at, And I'm like, uh, what,
like it didn't I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
If you didn't at the school, your height could really
play a factor here and you could have just like
crashed the party.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
So, yeah, do.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
I need to fly out and crash this party? You
know they listen to our podcast now never mind, I
would be found out very quickly. Yeah, well this was fun.
Let us know your guys in the series, and if
you feel so inclined to go listen to that episode
on Patreon and let us know what you're doing for Halloween.
If you survived, Pray for Serious Child, all of those

(39:00):
good things.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Pray for Santa Manifest Interstellar Santa, and we.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Will see you next week for my disappeared episode, and
in the meantime, keep it twisted. Twisted and Uncorked is
hosted and produced by Sierra Zorn and Alicia Watson. If
you like the show, don't forget to leave a five
star rating and review wherever you are listening now. It

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