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I tell you vote Camel and Harris, can you allowing his clone to be
present? Text five? You canvote as mankis you want. Now,
there you go, and it'll beas real as the news tells me,
like the same thing. Kid's gonnaask, just like they've told us fifteen
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days and see your doctor Tunger figureout one. Or I've voted everybody on
Twitter, I only follow was learningthis and got out. That's it cat
twitter Atchohn told and gentlemen, Ihave as my guest today too, gentlemen
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who need no introduction to you.Yeah about what stuthing butting but rest what
a thing white? Yeah, that'show that goes. What first, second,
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Amen, second Amendment, firsts goes, none of it. It is
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July seventeenth, in the year ofour Lord, twenty twenty four, a
mere month's remaining until your freedom getsput out to pasture or you bring it
back into the homeland with your firstAmendment, your second Amendment, your fifth
Amendment, your God given rights,and you stand up and you fight with
Donald Trump raging in the simulation onDenver stuff iconic rock, it's whiskey and
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the surper This is Bob Seeger standa time. I wouldn't back to the
spark even what Shu, I feellike that's right? How are you the
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sign day? Are you ready totake America back? All you have to
see is for the graft and thecorruption that it is. It is not
gross inconfidence, folks, this ismalicious incompetence. Shot them, don't do
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did you are just a number?You are a Kim cheetah. You are
going to be first to be fired, even though you were tenth in command
for the decision. Who was incharge the stock guy who bought all of
those shorts on Tonald Trump's stock beforethey bet this plan in operation? How
does it go from seven million tofifteen million? I would like to know
who are the people who bought that. I want to see their Iranian connections,
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and I want to put together Andthen I want Lindsay Graham to write
a letter. Send it to SeanHannah, you can shove it up his
ass. No, No, Iwant real truth. I want Tan Bongino
levels of why was this guy noton the roof? Is that not an
Overwatch position? And oh we're gonnabe under the Overwatch. I can't believe
the Overwatch guy didn't show up.What does his stock portfolio look like?
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When are we gonna find out?When are we gonna find out? The
answers of how you let how isthis skinny nerd? If you believe that
it was a skinny nerd carry afive foot ladder, an air fifteen fifteen
rounds of AMMO and some kind ofa telescope. They found out three hours
before the event. I don't know. Put him on a list. He's
walking around. Put him on alist. He's got a gun. You
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should probably put him on a list. He walked one mile from his car
and nobody saw him carrying a ladderin an air fifteen. Somebody clew me
in on reality right now? No, can I be number one? And
the can everybody see this? Itwas allowed, much like every single operation
is allowed. There is some greaternarrative. If it's a division of the
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country, if it's actual political violence, folks, you've got a rally around
the guy who's standing between them andyou and your wife and your rights here
in the homeland of the United States. And about time we engage in some
that's right. We need American justice, I'll say it, man, We
need American defensive supremacy. If somebodybroke through the front door of your house,
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it is all systems go. Thereare no rules. You breached that
front door, you are dinner.That being said, don't fire that lady
from home depot Jesus Christ. Trustthis ladies. Lady is watching, you
know, chanced to pretend and notsee the shoplifting going out to the front
of the door. She's gonna getfired for racism. She has a couple
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of pops. She goes home,fires off on posts on Facebook and the
next thing, you know what,she doesn't have to sit there and serve
your dumbass. I said it standthe serper and you are raging in the
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simulation. You know that. Iknow a gap. Don't you think when
Lindsey Graham writes a letter it's allhigh notes being in a high notes?
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Why is Hunter Biden running the WhiteHouse? I have questions? So I
what song is this? Is thisJoe Biden singing karaoke with the Ghost of
France liveman around? Is that right? Say what you want that country can
count all of their votes in oneday? What what that'd be like?
That boom, no, no,no, hold on, there's a leak
in the chunnel, and we haveto say there's a leak in the chunnel
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because all of the illegal votes we'redoing are coming through the chunnel. That's
right. I can't believe the oneMuslim conquered country is sending their Muslim conquered
votes to the alert. Now,Muslim conquered country, you are running for
your life. It's all easy,but you know you're gonna be high stepping
it like that shick that fell outof that great bucket of it. Some
what's gonna sound like when Joe Bidenfake dies. I shouldn't have set up
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generally, Eva, how much doyou watting the left go full blowing on
trust the blant bow. They've gotit all down. I love the right
now, Oh my, got themShift and Nancy Pelosi are not getting along.
Oh my god, I know he'sgoing Wrongue. I can't believe it.
He's on the He's on the billboardnow with everybody we hate, Paul
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Ryan, Mike Kents, the wholeBush Family's goodness. I'm telling you right
now what happens if Joe drops outis camel can Camela stand a test against
one JD Vans dropping pomps. No, no, no, he's already.
He's gonna practice drama robbing bombs onKamala Harris, so we can practice dropping
bombs on Iran. Maybe they should. We gotta get those palettes of cash
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back. We've got to get thembacks, folks. I want to tug
at day one. You drill,drill, drill, that's right, not
on a big day of sex.Day two. Now you're getting the job
done, all right now, I'mgonna drill, baby, drill first hand.
You and I want energy independence andI want to fill that oil desert.
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Let me see what else I want? Everybody, and it was attached
to the communist movement that his country'stent to getmo and put in a stress
position right now eating a PEPSI.Why is chem cheat on not being water
boarded at Gimo right now with acoke zero? No. I want justice.
I want to know how that kidgot one mile to the building.
I want to know how he saidof a letter. I want to know
way have the thing. I wantto know who who didn't show up for
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work? Who's gonna give us that? For me? Is this that?
Hard? Simple? Simple, simplequestions? Follow the money and everything you
follow the money, and then youknow, and then you just tep whatever
they're saying. You know, wellyou just that's that's the that's the latest.
It was too dangerous to stand ona two degree slope roof. Wait
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a minute, well, how comethe other snipers are on a way more
throat seed roof? How come that? Wait? Wait a minute, no,
no, no, I saw Nowthere's a sniper standing on top of
the White House right now, andthat is mad pointing. I saw a
video of a cow standing on atilted roof. That's right. It was
Rosie O'donnald Swag on a a drive. And don't know if I saw another
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one. It was a rhino standingon top of a cement building. It
was Chris Chrissy stoopid. I'm tellingyou right now, Slopey Cheetle is going
to be the nickname Sloppy Cheetles.She was bad at a job. About
how bad is that firstonation? Dearlord? I gotta leave that to Shane
Gillis. Oh and go watch theseShane Gillis, Adam Ray kill Tony,
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Oh my god, hilarious, tremendous. The inability to keep a straight face
up top soil hilarious. Stop allright, let's see what else we got.
I got some amalin the sniffers comingup later, stoop with a little
bit of guttermouth coming out, somesham sixty nine? How about that?
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No? Nice, get a SIDsixty nine. I have to say nice
because I'm based. No, no, no, hang on slope to your
job. That's right, slow me. Chantle is hanging on to her job
if the nine people above her rather out, Dear lord, she's gonna.
I mean, what happens? Bookdeal straight to atheon? Is that
how that goes down? Has thatmoney already been spent? I say don't.
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And I'm so tired. Shot.Her picture is so bad. I
was looking at the one governor withthe eye and thought she looked good.
The alternay sephonic. Now the otherone, the one who used to be
the lady, would yell at thepress for him being crappy. When is
Peter Deocy going to ask the questionwhy has the vice president yet to disavow
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using alternative electors? Or alternate electors? On January sixth, twenty twenty five,
have you not yet put that inyour one of one thousand possibilities of
a war gamed out scenario where Idrawed the rallies de pendemonium, thousands of
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attendance Williams around the world. Itis a bloodbath the House, the Senate,
and all of a sudden they goto count those electoral votes. And
who's there, Kamala Harris. She'swearing a mask o. My god,
how's that work? All of asudden out of her coat pocket? Yeah,
and you can get pictures of WillieBrown. No, is that true.
I've not heard that that that hasbeen corroborated. Now I'm telling you,
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and then you know I could countyour whatever they label these votes as
that shows an obvious win by oneside because we shit the bed. Or
we can go with this hand selectedgroup of donors who think that we won
even though we didn't. Is thatexactly how France handled their election? Is
that how nine million people voted overfive million people and then lost? How
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does that work? As soon asI get off of this prayer rock,
having to pray five times a dayin front of the Eiffel Tower, I'll
let you know what freedom feels like. I'm running for my life. No,
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first of all, if the websitesays that you have a spicy grilled
chicken patty. And I show upto the drive through lane and I'm like,
hey, on the website it saysyou guys said a grilled chicken patty
and it's spicy. Do you havethat now? It's just breaded? Then?
Can you explain it to the manager? I'm not that guy calling.
Can you get some help here?No? No, I look, the
wife sent me down and I hadto go. Yeah, it's too late
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to get dinner. You're getting lunchhand dinner. That's right now. In
Joe Biden's America, you can onlyeat one time a day. You can
look at it one way, ohmy god, I'm starving because of inflation,
or the other way. Stand aheadof cause you love Now. I'm
intermittent fasting. That's right now.I'm waking up in the morning. No,
I actually shower in a No.No, no, I sleep in
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a cold shower. Have you everheard of that? Speak? Boy?
Am I a shriveled mess in themorning. I'm shaking my raisins out.
Dear Lord, stop, how hotis any money? Rest in peace?
We've lost so many folks since I'vebeen with you, Richard Simmons, Rest
in peace, God bless you stopshaking. Wicked who died recently, Shannon
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Doherty rest in peace God. SoHelse died recently Kyle Kass' career, Oh
said some shakens in and by theway, for those of us of faith,
let let let's use the cup asan example. Here, I'm holding
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it. Here, you hear theice shaking. This is Nancy Pelosi having
her morning cocktail. Yeah. Soimagine you've got a cup, your vessel
of which you can fulfill it withthe Holy Spirit or fulfill it in place
of the Holy Spirit for all thecares of the world. And in as
much as you fill the cup withthe world, there is no room for
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the Holy Spirit to work. Soyou empty your cup out of what forgiveness,
folks, That is where this reigns. As you forgive, you will
be forgiven. As you empty yourcup of forgiveness, God will refill it
in order for you to keep giving. So in regard to Jack Black,
in regard to get back out there, you should be on stage tonight in
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front of fifteen thousand people. Soif I'm Tony Henchcliff, that band is
hitting the stage, I'll say thatif you wouldn't love to see it set
the rank and file people that work. You know what, how about this?
If you are law enforcement, you'refired and you're posting off stuff like
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that, yikes, shake it out. If you're just some nine to five
schmo, hopefully not just to barelymake it by. If you're an entertainer,
there are comedians. This is theone, the one thing that I'm
I hope that was not feeding backthe entire time I had my dumb studio
speakers. Song, Do I soundmore clear or less clear? You're just
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gonna sound like surround sound? That'sright. How do you like the r
n C? Are you enjoying thern C? Are you enjoying the speeches?
Ladies? But fellas, you don'talways have to fuck? Oh dear
God, sometimes that's not right.No, I know, I'm telling you.
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When Ted Cruz walked out to thisfor his speech at the rn C,
I was floored. But he's reallygoing for that woke photo. And
they're gonna do their best to cheat, lie and steal. They're gonna buy
cheating and by crooked, go afterTexas to turn Texas blue. Don't think
they're not doing it. Sometimes you'repaying attention to sun Zoo. You're putting
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forward the fuck you? Is thisthe government writing us love songs? I'm
gonna screw you, no, dearlord. Is this is the twenty percent
inflation they want admit to hormone?To ball you discreetly, Hilary, I
look, don't cancel him, becausethat's stupid. But on the other hand,
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I've never really paid attention to theirstuff. This is the first I'm
hearing this, and I I'm enjoyingit. I think that got something and
my teeth. Could you get itout for me? That's fucking team work.
What team work makes the dream work. That's why I want to know
how the police were notified that thiskid was missing and had to go dude,
and I want to figure out howhe got a mile. I want
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to what's he driving. I wantto figure out how he got a mile
from the shooting site, how hegot from that one mile, who saw
him first, who said something toI'm gonna go down the line, very
simple. It's gonna be like JohnBoy. Media should break this down now,
it should. This is the lineof succession. This is all the
calms and all the audio. Nothing'sbeen edited. This is exactly how it
went down. You're just gonna seea glaring hole. If you choose to
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go down that rabbit hole. Youare allowed to just not engage in things.
That's also an opportunity for you again. You're filling your cup with the
world. Are you avoiding your firstpoint of connection, which is your faith?
And I've got faith at Levy MotorheadRocket Roll, Folks, it's time
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to take America back and rage wellea, I look at you and not someone
else. That's right. So thisleavement by myself, that's how he lives,
not as what are you all ofthis? That sunging headland. That's
the way it is running. Roll. This son is not my soul.
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That's how it has to be.I won't get mad. I got rug
and roll. It's just saving nothe home, that's all. And that's
so bad ucking bout yeah, Inever no. That's the RNC having hot
chicks that amber Rose can catch it. About thirty four million people on Instagram
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are following that lady God bless herhome. She's so hot. Joy Reid
stole her hair tire When the songonna gonna call out Joy Read for stealing
Amber Rose's hairdoo. So that's all. And because these things happen in threes,
here coms Eminem and he's dropping absolutehaymakers. Oh no, that's all.
That's easy, that's all. It'sjust taking rights and lefts and that's
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just one reality. Or none ofthis is real. It's just artificial intelligence.
That's right. I'm over here andI'm over there. See, so
you have an opportunity, folks.You can ingest as much of this as
you can handle. Know that asthings heat up, know that they're data
mining and they're getting there, betatesting back and they're figuring what next step
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is going to create the most outrage, the most attention. And while they
keep you distracted with one thing,much into a different drama in a different
song, Get small, small likea Chinese spires, while has that happened?
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Him? God again? Fill yourselfup with the world, folks,
or empty yourself of it. Ofthis theater, organic theater, organic theater
and malicious incompetence should be the litmustest of how you look at the information
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that you're being presented, or youcan see that people being driven to conspiracy,
and trust me, I'm someone whoknows about that. It's not bad,
except having to survive a four yearcar crash called COVID when you saw
it a month before. Who listenednobody? Oh, I got the government
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that serves me because I refuse towear a baskets, because I refuse the
social tests, because I never gotthe maxim because I knew it was horseship
from the beginning, just the reasonto bring mail in balloting, And all
of a sudden we crashed fifteen millionpeople at the southern border. Every single
one of those people now has anNGO address. Every single one of those
people is a mail in ballot anywherethey needed in the United States, whether
or not that person is actually inthe state that they are voting in.
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And if you want to go reallyconspiratorial, they take that and they multiply
it by every state and then theygive you a number that is so unbelievable,
and for them will immediately say,well, if you don't believe the
number, then obviously you're cheating.Does that not make sense? All legit?
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Rockstar Amel and Stibbers. No,no security, Let me in your
guarded area, even though I'm carryinga ladder. I'm a lad I heard
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you bout the letter from the ladywho got fired from o debo. No,
no, no, it's true.Now she was collecting donations on behalf
of the corporation and then turned theminto anti Donald Trump stock. No.
I cannot wait to read her bookcalled Hey, I wrote this and I
put my name on it. You'renot gonna be the person who wants to
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sit here and transcribe this to yourlord. Why are my top nineteen listeners
all from Langley? How is that? How does that work? So?
What any thing's gonna happen here?Folks? Are they going to allow him
to physically get to the election ifhe wins the election? Are they going
to let him get through the electoralcollege if he does not win the House?
In the Senate? Did they gostraight to impeachment? If you're looking
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at a lens of reality through,how does this demoralize a population? That
is the kind of twist and turnsyou might put a population through. And
here's the thing is that it's goingto get more ratings as it heats up,
And in order to keep heating up, it has to just the ratings
are going to drive it, Andso the next thing has to be more
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outrageous and It has to be crazierand crazier and crazier until they get you
to a point where you actually believethe media again. Oh my god,
why was I watching CNN? Dothey replace Joe Biden, Hilary Clinton and
Michelle would be the most absolute bonkersscenario of all time, Ladies and gentlemen,
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Is it here? Snoothsome? Isit Newsome Whitmer? Does he hang
on because he's been k faving thewhole time? Joe Biden comes out,
he looks better than RFK? Ohmy god, No, he had nine
snakes in h hand? Who out? Does RFK have enough free time to
catch rattlesnakes in his front yard?Is that? DNC colms? Am I
supposed to say? Am I noton that email list to figure out he
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got four snakes this morning? Whatdoes that mean? But no? I
looked up on the list it saidfour snakes? What does that mean?
It means if Donald Trump calls you, make sure the camera is still running
and then put it right on theinternet. That'll look good. I'm absolute.
You know, I don't listen tomuch meat because the the lyrics that
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you listen to, folks, areburied in your subconscious, and that's what
makes the song sticky. If youlike to have music in the background,
or it's better to have music withno vocals, you'll be able to stay
more present in your activities because unfortunately, you can't stop your subconscious from absorbing
the lyrics. That's ultimately the hookof why music and comedy are so important
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because they hit people in such alevel that they're subconscious, which is why
it's so dangerous for power, becausein the face of their lives, if
you can laugh at it, theyrealize that they have nothing to stand on,
not a bit. It's got ourmouth ladies and gentlemen raging in the
simulation This is Whiskey and the SurferDeever's top icotic rock, and you're raising
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I don't like things you like,and you don't like things I like.
You don't like things they like?So who the fuck's really rocket? See
let it know? You gotta killfuck about it, ake too well everyone
as You're a fucking asshole, gymMSNBC, CNN and Fox News, going
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to school, roller play teas,play making way to see talking about by
you coming from him or on theassle. You are a fucking asshole.
I got damn asshole. Man,How awesome is it to see the absolute
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huge crowds that the punk and Drublicfor brought? Oh my god, so
cool, so cool? Then you'rea fucking asshole. God, damn asshole.
Don't know? Am I chans?Who's selling it? Jesus. If
you realize that they want their subjectivereality to precede your objective reality and they're
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forcing you to accept their truth beforeyour own, they call it for what
it is, folks. My god, it's Molly Crow raging in the simulation,
folks. This goes out to everybodyat the RNC who decided to put
Fox and Who's front and center?No, no, no, no,
no, no no no. Iwant Steve Bannon front and center. No
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that they can bring his fucking presidentlike Annibal elector even cover his face right
now. I know he would begiving blinking. I'd be being blinking sos
comps, just like KGB does whenshe's lying on the podium. When is
Peter Doucy going to ask Kamala Harrisif she disavows alternate electors on January sixth,
twenty twenty five. Let's move thistimeline ahead, folks. The faster
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it goes, the faster it breaksus. What scene. Shout out to
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Alex Stein, who's crushing it everysingle day. I love it. Shout
out to Jimmy Door crushing it everysingle day. It's so cool. I
mean, there are ten x theaudience of the mainstream media, fifteen x
the audience of the mainstream media,absolute true influence, calling balls and strikes.
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There is no agenda. There isonly what is that is plain to
see, that is being lied aboutby the same people in the same way.
Always a mistake going one way.How does that work? Then you
not see how simple that is?Matth is racing? Man? Are women
up? Is down? Healthy?Is sick? Sick is the new healthy?
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Oh no, it's a bird float. No, we just killed fifty
seven million chickens. Oh my god. And oh and now there's nothing to
eat. I can't believe that accidentallyhappened, folks in a field. Coup
is going to get very, very, very violent, folks. They are
going to absolutely attack the money.They're going to attack the value of everything
and make you work harder so youhave less time to pay attention to the
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screw job that is happening around youand that's just what I heard on NPR.
Jesus, they went way right.The Overton window has shifted so far
to the left that really to trulybe Now, if you're I was,
and I'm still an absolute centrist,blue dog liberal. I happened to be,
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I'll happen to have love my country. So that throws me in the
nationalism bucket. I believe in God. That throws me in the faith bucket.
And that's the problem because the ultimateinversion that they're going for, folks,
is for the states to serve andreplace God. And that is the
ultimate thing that is going on.It is God that gives you your rights,
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and with your rights, you electpeople to serve you. And what
they want is they want a statethat is in first position and for you
to eternally serve that state at theirwhim, based on fake kidnapping plots,
based on Charlottesville hoaxes, and itwill be gen Z and the millennials that
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save this country. I hate tosay it now, I hate to say
it, but it's true. Becausethey're seeing this obvious nonsense for what it
is. Someone should God, someonesaying I want to say it now,
but now I was to tell yousup in joy. That's so joy.
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Yes, we know about it.Writing again, folks, it's your self
determination and yourself your objective reality whichleads reality, ladies and gentlemen. And
you are not to force that onanyone, nor is anyone in order to
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force that upon you. And itshould glow when you see it, and
mostly it does. So look ateverything through the lens of k fabe.
Look at through the lens of objectivetruth. Look at the lens of the
same people are lying the same way, the same people telling me the truth
or telling me it was actually gonnahappen, that it happened in the exact
way that it happened. Have beenright. You can get your news source
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six months in advance and then breakit. It's so easy to do,
folks. It's so easy to inverton itself because the legacy media is really
only reaching one to five million peoplea day who are absolutely still absorbing it
and believing it for the reality thatit is. I have parents, So
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anyways, get involved, make friendswith your neighbors. Know this, and
know that Donald Trump said when hehe've said, if I lose in twenty
twenty, there's going to be they'regoing to cross the border and there will
be in platient and what he saidthat he loses in twenty twenty four,
folks, it's going to be WorldWar three and a great depression. And
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if you cannot see the current paththat we're on, those seem inevitable and
it's gonna be a wild ride andsome of the things are gonna pop up.
You just might want to sit out. This is what's getting the surf
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for Deboras talk by Iconic Rock.I'm on Twitter at John told Jaywait help
me. That's a ground at realJohn Tole. I mostly post memes and
my stand up dates. So nextdingd that being I've got oh July twenty
six I'll be at Freys in Wilmington, freda mister. It's gonna be at
a hen at Winery on September sixth, that's right with Rich Nielsen and Loumoregante.
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I'm doing Locals Comedy in Fayetteville onSeptember twenty sixth, Grip Fast on
October eleventh, and then doing afundraiser for the GEO Fund in Leland on
October twelfth. All opportunities to comeout and see the Dog and pony show.
That is my stand up Oh myGod, and come on watch because
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my audience is mostly forty five toeighty and it is my wheelhouse for summer
and I don't know what it isanyways, Thanks for listening. Whiskey in
theesurfer dot com. You can findus on heart, you can find us
wherever they'll put us and allow us. God bless you, God bless America,
God bless Donald Trump, and Godbless everybody who loves freedom.
I tell you vote Camel and Harris, can you allowing his clone to be
present? Text five? You canvote as mankis you want. Now,
there you go, and it'll beas real as the news tells me,
like the same thing. Kid's gonnaask, just like they've told us fifteen
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days and see your doctor Tunger figureout one. Or I've voted everybody on
Twitter, I only follow was learningthis and got out. That's it cat
twitter Atchohn told and gentlemen, Ihave as my guest today too, gentlemen
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who need no introduction to you.Yeah about what stuthing butting but rest what
a thing white? Yeah, that'show that goes. What first, second,
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Amen, second Amendment, firsts goes, none of it. It is
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July seventeenth, in the year ofour Lord, twenty twenty four, a
mere month's remaining until your freedom getsput out to pasture or you bring it
back into the homeland with your firstAmendment, your second Amendment, your fifth
Amendment, your God given rights,and you stand up and you fight with
Donald Trump raging in the simulation onDenver stuff iconic rock, it's whiskey and
(02:06):
the surper This is Bob Seeger standa time. I wouldn't back to the
spark even what Shu, I feellike that's right? How are you the
(02:44):
sign day? Are you ready totake America back? All you have to
see is for the graft and thecorruption that it is. It is not
gross inconfidence, folks, this ismalicious incompetence. Shot them, don't do
(03:06):
did you are just a number?You are a Kim cheetah. You are
going to be first to be fired, even though you were tenth in command
for the decision. Who was incharge the stock guy who bought all of
those shorts on Tonald Trump's stock beforethey bet this plan in operation? How
does it go from seven million tofifteen million? I would like to know
who are the people who bought that. I want to see their Iranian connections,
(03:29):
and I want to put together Andthen I want Lindsay Graham to write
a letter. Send it to SeanHannah, you can shove it up his
ass. No, No, Iwant real truth. I want Tan Bongino
levels of why was this guy noton the roof? Is that not an
Overwatch position? And oh we're gonnabe under the Overwatch. I can't believe
the Overwatch guy didn't show up.What does his stock portfolio look like?
(03:52):
When are we gonna find out?When are we gonna find out? The
answers of how you let how isthis skinny nerd? If you believe that
it was a skinny nerd carry afive foot ladder, an air fifteen fifteen
rounds of AMMO and some kind ofa telescope. They found out three hours
before the event. I don't know. Put him on a list. He's
walking around. Put him on alist. He's got a gun. You
(04:14):
should probably put him on a list. He walked one mile from his car
and nobody saw him carrying a ladderin an air fifteen. Somebody clew me
in on reality right now? No, can I be number one? And
the can everybody see this? Itwas allowed, much like every single operation
is allowed. There is some greaternarrative. If it's a division of the
(04:34):
country, if it's actual political violence, folks, you've got a rally around
the guy who's standing between them andyou and your wife and your rights here
in the homeland of the United States. And about time we engage in some
that's right. We need American justice, I'll say it, man, We
need American defensive supremacy. If somebodybroke through the front door of your house,
(04:59):
it is all systems go. Thereare no rules. You breached that
front door, you are dinner.That being said, don't fire that lady
from home depot Jesus Christ. Trustthis ladies. Lady is watching, you
know, chanced to pretend and notsee the shoplifting going out to the front
of the door. She's gonna getfired for racism. She has a couple
(05:20):
of pops. She goes home,fires off on posts on Facebook and the
next thing, you know what,she doesn't have to sit there and serve
your dumbass. I said it standthe serper and you are raging in the
(05:45):
simulation. You know that. Iknow a gap. Don't you think when
Lindsey Graham writes a letter it's allhigh notes being in a high notes?
(06:05):
Why is Hunter Biden running the WhiteHouse? I have questions? So I
what song is this? Is thisJoe Biden singing karaoke with the Ghost of
France liveman around? Is that right? Say what you want that country can
count all of their votes in oneday? What what that'd be like?
That boom, no, no,no, hold on, there's a leak
in the chunnel, and we haveto say there's a leak in the chunnel
(06:27):
because all of the illegal votes we'redoing are coming through the chunnel. That's
right. I can't believe the oneMuslim conquered country is sending their Muslim conquered
votes to the alert. Now,Muslim conquered country, you are running for
your life. It's all easy,but you know you're gonna be high stepping
it like that shick that fell outof that great bucket of it. Some
what's gonna sound like when Joe Bidenfake dies. I shouldn't have set up
(06:53):
generally, Eva, how much doyou watting the left go full blowing on
trust the blant bow. They've gotit all down. I love the right
now, Oh my, got themShift and Nancy Pelosi are not getting along.
Oh my god, I know he'sgoing Wrongue. I can't believe it.
He's on the He's on the billboardnow with everybody we hate, Paul
(07:13):
Ryan, Mike Kents, the wholeBush Family's goodness. I'm telling you right
now what happens if Joe drops outis camel can Camela stand a test against
one JD Vans dropping pomps. No, no, no, he's already.
He's gonna practice drama robbing bombs onKamala Harris, so we can practice dropping
bombs on Iran. Maybe they should. We gotta get those palettes of cash
(07:34):
back. We've got to get thembacks, folks. I want to tug
at day one. You drill,drill, drill, that's right, not
on a big day of sex.Day two. Now you're getting the job
done, all right now, I'mgonna drill, baby, drill first hand.
You and I want energy independence andI want to fill that oil desert.
(07:55):
Let me see what else I want? Everybody, and it was attached
to the communist movement that his country'stent to getmo and put in a stress
position right now eating a PEPSI.Why is chem cheat on not being water
boarded at Gimo right now with acoke zero? No. I want justice.
I want to know how that kidgot one mile to the building.
I want to know how he saidof a letter. I want to know
way have the thing. I wantto know who who didn't show up for
(08:16):
work? Who's gonna give us that? For me? Is this that?
Hard? Simple? Simple, simplequestions? Follow the money and everything you
follow the money, and then youknow, and then you just tep whatever
they're saying. You know, wellyou just that's that's the that's the latest.
It was too dangerous to stand ona two degree slope roof. Wait
(08:39):
a minute, well, how comethe other snipers are on a way more
throat seed roof? How come that? Wait? Wait a minute, no,
no, no, I saw Nowthere's a sniper standing on top of
the White House right now, andthat is mad pointing. I saw a
video of a cow standing on atilted roof. That's right. It was
Rosie O'donnald Swag on a a drive. And don't know if I saw another
(09:03):
one. It was a rhino standingon top of a cement building. It
was Chris Chrissy stoopid. I'm tellingyou right now, Slopey Cheetle is going
to be the nickname Sloppy Cheetles.She was bad at a job. About
how bad is that firstonation? Dearlord? I gotta leave that to Shane
Gillis. Oh and go watch theseShane Gillis, Adam Ray kill Tony,
(09:24):
Oh my god, hilarious, tremendous. The inability to keep a straight face
up top soil hilarious. Stop allright, let's see what else we got.
I got some amalin the sniffers comingup later, stoop with a little
bit of guttermouth coming out, somesham sixty nine? How about that?
(09:46):
No? Nice, get a SIDsixty nine. I have to say nice
because I'm based. No, no, no, hang on slope to your
job. That's right, slow me. Chantle is hanging on to her job
if the nine people above her rather out, Dear lord, she's gonna.
I mean, what happens? Bookdeal straight to atheon? Is that
how that goes down? Has thatmoney already been spent? I say don't.
(10:07):
And I'm so tired. Shot.Her picture is so bad. I
was looking at the one governor withthe eye and thought she looked good.
The alternay sephonic. Now the otherone, the one who used to be
the lady, would yell at thepress for him being crappy. When is
Peter Deocy going to ask the questionwhy has the vice president yet to disavow
(10:28):
using alternative electors? Or alternate electors? On January sixth, twenty twenty five,
have you not yet put that inyour one of one thousand possibilities of
a war gamed out scenario where Idrawed the rallies de pendemonium, thousands of
(10:48):
attendance Williams around the world. Itis a bloodbath the House, the Senate,
and all of a sudden they goto count those electoral votes. And
who's there, Kamala Harris. She'swearing a mask o. My god,
how's that work? All of asudden out of her coat pocket? Yeah,
and you can get pictures of WillieBrown. No, is that true.
I've not heard that that that hasbeen corroborated. Now I'm telling you,
(11:13):
and then you know I could countyour whatever they label these votes as
that shows an obvious win by oneside because we shit the bed. Or
we can go with this hand selectedgroup of donors who think that we won
even though we didn't. Is thatexactly how France handled their election? Is
that how nine million people voted overfive million people and then lost? How
(11:35):
does that work? As soon asI get off of this prayer rock,
having to pray five times a dayin front of the Eiffel Tower, I'll
let you know what freedom feels like. I'm running for my life. No,
(11:58):
first of all, if the websitesays that you have a spicy grilled
chicken patty. And I show upto the drive through lane and I'm like,
hey, on the website it saysyou guys said a grilled chicken patty
and it's spicy. Do you havethat now? It's just breaded? Then?
Can you explain it to the manager? I'm not that guy calling.
Can you get some help here?No? No, I look, the
wife sent me down and I hadto go. Yeah, it's too late
(12:20):
to get dinner. You're getting lunchhand dinner. That's right now. In
Joe Biden's America, you can onlyeat one time a day. You can
look at it one way, ohmy god, I'm starving because of inflation,
or the other way. Stand aheadof cause you love Now. I'm
intermittent fasting. That's right now.I'm waking up in the morning. No,
I actually shower in a No.No, no, I sleep in
(12:43):
a cold shower. Have you everheard of that? Speak? Boy?
Am I a shriveled mess in themorning. I'm shaking my raisins out.
Dear Lord, stop, how hotis any money? Rest in peace?
We've lost so many folks since I'vebeen with you, Richard Simmons, Rest
in peace, God bless you stopshaking. Wicked who died recently, Shannon
(13:11):
Doherty rest in peace God. SoHelse died recently Kyle Kass' career, Oh
said some shakens in and by theway, for those of us of faith,
let let let's use the cup asan example. Here, I'm holding
(13:33):
it. Here, you hear theice shaking. This is Nancy Pelosi having
her morning cocktail. Yeah. Soimagine you've got a cup, your vessel
of which you can fulfill it withthe Holy Spirit or fulfill it in place
of the Holy Spirit for all thecares of the world. And in as
much as you fill the cup withthe world, there is no room for
(13:58):
the Holy Spirit to work. Soyou empty your cup out of what forgiveness,
folks, That is where this reigns. As you forgive, you will
be forgiven. As you empty yourcup of forgiveness, God will refill it
in order for you to keep giving. So in regard to Jack Black,
in regard to get back out there, you should be on stage tonight in
(14:22):
front of fifteen thousand people. Soif I'm Tony Henchcliff, that band is
hitting the stage, I'll say thatif you wouldn't love to see it set
the rank and file people that work. You know what, how about this?
If you are law enforcement, you'refired and you're posting off stuff like
(14:43):
that, yikes, shake it out. If you're just some nine to five
schmo, hopefully not just to barelymake it by. If you're an entertainer,
there are comedians. This is theone, the one thing that I'm
I hope that was not feeding backthe entire time I had my dumb studio
speakers. Song, Do I soundmore clear or less clear? You're just
(15:09):
gonna sound like surround sound? That'sright. How do you like the r
n C? Are you enjoying thern C? Are you enjoying the speeches?
Ladies? But fellas, you don'talways have to fuck? Oh dear
God, sometimes that's not right.No, I know, I'm telling you.
(15:31):
When Ted Cruz walked out to thisfor his speech at the rn C,
I was floored. But he's reallygoing for that woke photo. And
they're gonna do their best to cheat, lie and steal. They're gonna buy
cheating and by crooked, go afterTexas to turn Texas blue. Don't think
they're not doing it. Sometimes you'repaying attention to sun Zoo. You're putting
(15:52):
forward the fuck you? Is thisthe government writing us love songs? I'm
gonna screw you, no, dearlord. Is this is the twenty percent
inflation they want admit to hormone?To ball you discreetly, Hilary, I
look, don't cancel him, becausethat's stupid. But on the other hand,
(16:14):
I've never really paid attention to theirstuff. This is the first I'm
hearing this, and I I'm enjoyingit. I think that got something and
my teeth. Could you get itout for me? That's fucking team work.
What team work makes the dream work. That's why I want to know
how the police were notified that thiskid was missing and had to go dude,
and I want to figure out howhe got a mile. I want
(16:34):
to what's he driving. I wantto figure out how he got a mile
from the shooting site, how hegot from that one mile, who saw
him first, who said something toI'm gonna go down the line, very
simple. It's gonna be like JohnBoy. Media should break this down now,
it should. This is the lineof succession. This is all the
calms and all the audio. Nothing'sbeen edited. This is exactly how it
went down. You're just gonna seea glaring hole. If you choose to
(17:02):
go down that rabbit hole. Youare allowed to just not engage in things.
That's also an opportunity for you again. You're filling your cup with the
world. Are you avoiding your firstpoint of connection, which is your faith?
And I've got faith at Levy MotorheadRocket Roll, Folks, it's time
(17:30):
to take America back and rage wellea, I look at you and not someone
else. That's right. So thisleavement by myself, that's how he lives,
not as what are you all ofthis? That sunging headland. That's
the way it is running. Roll. This son is not my soul.
(17:52):
That's how it has to be.I won't get mad. I got rug
and roll. It's just saving nothe home, that's all. And that's
so bad ucking bout yeah, Inever no. That's the RNC having hot
chicks that amber Rose can catch it. About thirty four million people on Instagram
(18:17):
are following that lady God bless herhome. She's so hot. Joy Reid
stole her hair tire When the songonna gonna call out Joy Read for stealing
Amber Rose's hairdoo. So that's all. And because these things happen in threes,
here coms Eminem and he's dropping absolutehaymakers. Oh no, that's all.
That's easy, that's all. It'sjust taking rights and lefts and that's
(18:45):
just one reality. Or none ofthis is real. It's just artificial intelligence.
That's right. I'm over here andI'm over there. See, so
you have an opportunity, folks.You can ingest as much of this as
you can handle. Know that asthings heat up, know that they're data
mining and they're getting there, betatesting back and they're figuring what next step
(19:08):
is going to create the most outrage, the most attention. And while they
keep you distracted with one thing,much into a different drama in a different
song, Get small, small likea Chinese spires, while has that happened?
(19:30):
Him? God again? Fill yourselfup with the world, folks,
or empty yourself of it. Ofthis theater, organic theater, organic theater
and malicious incompetence should be the litmustest of how you look at the information
(19:52):
that you're being presented, or youcan see that people being driven to conspiracy,
and trust me, I'm someone whoknows about that. It's not bad,
except having to survive a four yearcar crash called COVID when you saw
it a month before. Who listenednobody? Oh, I got the government
(20:14):
that serves me because I refuse towear a baskets, because I refuse the
social tests, because I never gotthe maxim because I knew it was horseship
from the beginning, just the reasonto bring mail in balloting, And all
of a sudden we crashed fifteen millionpeople at the southern border. Every single
one of those people now has anNGO address. Every single one of those
people is a mail in ballot anywherethey needed in the United States, whether
or not that person is actually inthe state that they are voting in.
(20:37):
And if you want to go reallyconspiratorial, they take that and they multiply
it by every state and then theygive you a number that is so unbelievable,
and for them will immediately say,well, if you don't believe the
number, then obviously you're cheating.Does that not make sense? All legit?
(21:14):
Rockstar Amel and Stibbers. No,no security, Let me in your
guarded area, even though I'm carryinga ladder. I'm a lad I heard
(21:40):
you bout the letter from the ladywho got fired from o debo. No,
no, no, it's true.Now she was collecting donations on behalf
of the corporation and then turned theminto anti Donald Trump stock. No.
I cannot wait to read her bookcalled Hey, I wrote this and I
put my name on it. You'renot gonna be the person who wants to
(22:03):
sit here and transcribe this to yourlord. Why are my top nineteen listeners
all from Langley? How is that? How does that work? So?
What any thing's gonna happen here?Folks? Are they going to allow him
to physically get to the election ifhe wins the election? Are they going
to let him get through the electoralcollege if he does not win the House?
In the Senate? Did they gostraight to impeachment? If you're looking
(22:25):
at a lens of reality through,how does this demoralize a population? That
is the kind of twist and turnsyou might put a population through. And
here's the thing is that it's goingto get more ratings as it heats up,
And in order to keep heating up, it has to just the ratings
are going to drive it, Andso the next thing has to be more
(22:45):
outrageous and It has to be crazierand crazier and crazier until they get you
to a point where you actually believethe media again. Oh my god,
why was I watching CNN? Dothey replace Joe Biden, Hilary Clinton and
Michelle would be the most absolute bonkersscenario of all time, Ladies and gentlemen,
(23:14):
Is it here? Snoothsome? Isit Newsome Whitmer? Does he hang
on because he's been k faving thewhole time? Joe Biden comes out,
he looks better than RFK? Ohmy god, No, he had nine
snakes in h hand? Who out? Does RFK have enough free time to
catch rattlesnakes in his front yard?Is that? DNC colms? Am I
supposed to say? Am I noton that email list to figure out he
(23:36):
got four snakes this morning? Whatdoes that mean? But no? I
looked up on the list it saidfour snakes? What does that mean?
It means if Donald Trump calls you, make sure the camera is still running
and then put it right on theinternet. That'll look good. I'm absolute.
You know, I don't listen tomuch meat because the the lyrics that
(24:00):
you listen to, folks, areburied in your subconscious, and that's what
makes the song sticky. If youlike to have music in the background,
or it's better to have music withno vocals, you'll be able to stay
more present in your activities because unfortunately, you can't stop your subconscious from absorbing
the lyrics. That's ultimately the hookof why music and comedy are so important
(24:25):
because they hit people in such alevel that they're subconscious, which is why
it's so dangerous for power, becausein the face of their lives, if
you can laugh at it, theyrealize that they have nothing to stand on,
not a bit. It's got ourmouth ladies and gentlemen raging in the
simulation This is Whiskey and the SurferDeever's top icotic rock, and you're raising
(24:48):
I don't like things you like,and you don't like things I like.
You don't like things they like?So who the fuck's really rocket? See
let it know? You gotta killfuck about it, ake too well everyone
as You're a fucking asshole, gymMSNBC, CNN and Fox News, going
(25:15):
to school, roller play teas,play making way to see talking about by
you coming from him or on theassle. You are a fucking asshole.
I got damn asshole. Man,How awesome is it to see the absolute
(25:45):
huge crowds that the punk and Drublicfor brought? Oh my god, so
cool, so cool? Then you'rea fucking asshole. God, damn asshole.
Don't know? Am I chans?Who's selling it? Jesus. If
you realize that they want their subjectivereality to precede your objective reality and they're
(26:08):
forcing you to accept their truth beforeyour own, they call it for what
it is, folks. My god, it's Molly Crow raging in the simulation,
folks. This goes out to everybodyat the RNC who decided to put
Fox and Who's front and center?No, no, no, no,
no, no no no. Iwant Steve Bannon front and center. No
(26:29):
that they can bring his fucking presidentlike Annibal elector even cover his face right
now. I know he would begiving blinking. I'd be being blinking sos
comps, just like KGB does whenshe's lying on the podium. When is
Peter Doucy going to ask Kamala Harrisif she disavows alternate electors on January sixth,
twenty twenty five. Let's move thistimeline ahead, folks. The faster
(26:55):
it goes, the faster it breaksus. What scene. Shout out to
(27:19):
Alex Stein, who's crushing it everysingle day. I love it. Shout
out to Jimmy Door crushing it everysingle day. It's so cool. I
mean, there are ten x theaudience of the mainstream media, fifteen x
the audience of the mainstream media,absolute true influence, calling balls and strikes.
(27:41):
There is no agenda. There isonly what is that is plain to
see, that is being lied aboutby the same people in the same way.
Always a mistake going one way.How does that work? Then you
not see how simple that is?Matth is racing? Man? Are women
up? Is down? Healthy?Is sick? Sick is the new healthy?
(28:07):
Oh no, it's a bird float. No, we just killed fifty
seven million chickens. Oh my god. And oh and now there's nothing to
eat. I can't believe that accidentallyhappened, folks in a field. Coup
is going to get very, very, very violent, folks. They are
going to absolutely attack the money.They're going to attack the value of everything
and make you work harder so youhave less time to pay attention to the
(28:30):
screw job that is happening around youand that's just what I heard on NPR.
Jesus, they went way right.The Overton window has shifted so far
to the left that really to trulybe Now, if you're I was,
and I'm still an absolute centrist,blue dog liberal. I happened to be,
(28:52):
I'll happen to have love my country. So that throws me in the
nationalism bucket. I believe in God. That throws me in the faith bucket.
And that's the problem because the ultimateinversion that they're going for, folks,
is for the states to serve andreplace God. And that is the
ultimate thing that is going on.It is God that gives you your rights,
(29:14):
and with your rights, you electpeople to serve you. And what
they want is they want a statethat is in first position and for you
to eternally serve that state at theirwhim, based on fake kidnapping plots,
based on Charlottesville hoaxes, and itwill be gen Z and the millennials that
(29:34):
save this country. I hate tosay it now, I hate to say
it, but it's true. Becausethey're seeing this obvious nonsense for what it
is. Someone should God, someonesaying I want to say it now,
but now I was to tell yousup in joy. That's so joy.
(30:03):
Yes, we know about it.Writing again, folks, it's your self
determination and yourself your objective reality whichleads reality, ladies and gentlemen. And
you are not to force that onanyone, nor is anyone in order to
(30:25):
force that upon you. And itshould glow when you see it, and
mostly it does. So look ateverything through the lens of k fabe.
Look at through the lens of objectivetruth. Look at the lens of the
same people are lying the same way, the same people telling me the truth
or telling me it was actually gonnahappen, that it happened in the exact
way that it happened. Have beenright. You can get your news source
(30:48):
six months in advance and then breakit. It's so easy to do,
folks. It's so easy to inverton itself because the legacy media is really
only reaching one to five million peoplea day who are absolutely still absorbing it
and believing it for the reality thatit is. I have parents, So
(31:11):
anyways, get involved, make friendswith your neighbors. Know this, and
know that Donald Trump said when hehe've said, if I lose in twenty
twenty, there's going to be they'regoing to cross the border and there will
be in platient and what he saidthat he loses in twenty twenty four,
folks, it's going to be WorldWar three and a great depression. And
(31:34):
if you cannot see the current paththat we're on, those seem inevitable and
it's gonna be a wild ride andsome of the things are gonna pop up.
You just might want to sit out. This is what's getting the surf
(31:55):
for Deboras talk by Iconic Rock.I'm on Twitter at John told Jaywait help
me. That's a ground at realJohn Tole. I mostly post memes and
my stand up dates. So nextdingd that being I've got oh July twenty
six I'll be at Freys in Wilmington, freda mister. It's gonna be at
a hen at Winery on September sixth, that's right with Rich Nielsen and Loumoregante.
(32:22):
I'm doing Locals Comedy in Fayetteville onSeptember twenty sixth, Grip Fast on
October eleventh, and then doing afundraiser for the GEO Fund in Leland on
October twelfth. All opportunities to comeout and see the Dog and pony show.
That is my stand up Oh myGod, and come on watch because
(32:46):
my audience is mostly forty five toeighty and it is my wheelhouse for summer
and I don't know what it isanyways, Thanks for listening. Whiskey in
theesurfer dot com. You can findus on heart, you can find us
wherever they'll put us and allow us. God bless you, God bless America,
God bless Donald Trump, and Godbless everybody who loves freedom.
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