July 26, 2024 • 24 mins
Did JD Vance go full perv or is that more fake news? Faker than the Harris Border Czar they sold to us for 3 years? TIMBUK3, GO GOs, ACCEPT, WHIPLASH, VIOLATOR, THE VANDALS, BLONDIE and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ranging in the simulation on Denver's top iconic rock. Is
this what it sounds like when you're stuck on the
back of a donkey and you're fifteen minute city because
you're the electric car they forced you to buy broke
and they didn't have the minerals in the battery to
fix it, and then here you are in the back
of a smelly ass.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Clear.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I love my classes. I got a crazy teacher.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
He wears dark glasses, and things are going grades and
they're only getting better.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I'm doing all right, I'm getting good grades.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You're so bright.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I gotta ship the future is so bright because I
had to spend so much time in college to figure
out how much I'm being lied to by the mainstream media. No, no, no,
First of all, which Joe Biden are they using? The
one that's six inches taller, the one that can subtly
go upstairs, the one who digitally appeared on his farewell address?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
What was going on with his hands? What was going
on with the background I've got.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
They already proved, without a shadow of a doubt in the
AI program that the phone call that he made in
the Harris campaign was fake. You keep talking like that
you're gonna be playing harmonica in the back of Kamala
Harris's FEMA camp tear con. Look out, how are you
this morning, folks. So we've got some thresh on tech
(01:23):
not really thrash.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
We've got some accept fast as a shark.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
We've got some whiplash, some vandals siling with.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Blis the worldly wise techy with X ray eyes.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, no, no, they're they're they're peeping toms with X
ray eyes. And the NSA, the CIA, the FBI. Unless
there's an assassination tempt that they're behind, then all of
a sudden they can't say anything. Now, all of a sudden,
everybody in the government, as Angel Hernandez pre retirement, I.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Didn't see any of that. They were supposed to be
up there.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I mean, the guy was were laying right in view
of the window where we were standing. No one can
explain how he got up there. And they've already brushed
by the story. They're already working on the next line
and make Kamala Harris seem palatable. A woman who has
never never won a single office, just knee pads to
the coronation and all of a sudden she's got the
(02:16):
Barack and Michelle Bomb Bah my god, what are the
Poles telling you? The Poles are telling you what they
always tell you, folks. The Poles are indeed a si
op and not to be trusted. No, you show up
with ninety five of your illegal alien friends that you
work with, and you are all voting for Donald Trump.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
It's the only chance we have left to stave off
this great depression that is coming. I'm telling the folks,
if she wins, this money is going downhill, and this
country is going downhill, and they're gonna protect themselves while
you burn, and they're gonna dump the money, they're gonna
dump the food.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Folks. If they have to fake.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
A nuclear weapon in order to get NATO involved in
Europe and send your kids off to die, then you
best believe they're working on that right now. Right, you
thought the moon landing looked good, You thought nine to
eleven look good, Wait until you see this one.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Got well, you're gonna need to wear shades.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
And nuclear winter, or what they were going to sell
to you as nuclear winter.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You've never seen it. It's just like global warming.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You've never seen it because they made it up, and
they made it up as a system of control because they.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Lie the way they lie and they will never stop lying.
Quote unquote, borders are. Vice President Harris was not a
borders are being.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Time vice president and borders are Tamala Harris Facing some backlash.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
What he said about Harris and immigration was not true.
She was never appointed borders are and this will be
her first visit to the US Mexico border regent since
she was appointed as the borders are by President Biden.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
People gonna have to counter the misinformation.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
You already hear folks talking about the borders are. She
wasn't the borders are.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
President Biden tapped Kamala Harris Vice President.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Kamala Harris to be the borders z are. Now she
wasn't the borders are. That's what Republicans labeled her. They
were very critical of Kamala Harris, especially in her role
as borders are.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Now what she's up against his folks lying about her
border record, calling her borders up Camel and Harris to
and both Joe can you allowing his clone to be president?
Text five.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
You can vote as many times you want.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Now there you go, and it'll be as real as
the news tell me they're doing the same thing.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
How many just like they've told us fifteen days and still.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Your doctor tiger fifteen and the boats to figure out
wan or head.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I've voted everybody up Twitter, I only follow starting I'm
on X, John told.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
He's and gentlemen, I have as my guest today too,
gentlemen who need no introductions.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
And flip rivers, nerdy.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
What this something?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
But rest? Rest, nothing but the day of rest in
the severer one quite great, different color rock.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
That's how that.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Does first and second second amendment.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
First, ye think along with your cards.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Does not.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Smile inside of your simulation, folks. You have a life
to live.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
To get that sil that on the way. I'm assha,
but stay of my Latin. Why the.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
When you look at the votes, you can't count them
time except in the middle of the night when they
send in two point five million votes all for one candidate.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Can they tell you if you questioned it, you're not
an American. It's coming, folks, the biggest rigged election in
the history of rigged elections.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
No, I need a.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Vacation from all of this, but you can't, folks. It's
another four year car crash.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Coming our way.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Even if Donald Trump gets in, it's not gonna be great.
It's gonna be better, but it's not gonna be great.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Folks. We need a vacation. It's like a long I
don't watch.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
According to an A plus poll, Trump's at forty eight
and Harris is at forty seven.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Can you believe the fake pole is making it close?
According to Peggy Noon, and the camel is a prize.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Even Jim Kramer and his always wrong ass is endorsing
Barack and Michelle Obama at Clapart, She's arty to debate,
that is he is Donald Trump already to a debate.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Kamala Harrison.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
The most important thing is the work, and the work
is the most important thing.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I don't even know what she said. Are both of
those voices the same?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Can it?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Republicans and Democrats share a new favorite attack killing each other.
Weird a new dube. Everybody knows, nedo. I have a
new cank. I know, don't kink, shamey, I have a
new cank. I have a new fetish.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
No, no, what I what I.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Do is I fill my couch full of cat ladies,
each one of them holding a cat, and then I
fuck the couch that they're sitting on. What do you
think about that littlem in a kaylin and glove. You're
plenty of bringing it home. Extra points if it's on
grandma's corduroy. The Biden doc defends an excellent medical acuity.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
He claims there's no parking.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Of the ten things Joe Biden can have, we're gonna
tell you he doesn't have the one that's the most known.
Paris stresses rights freedom in her first campaign video. No,
we want anarchy, so I want the vandals, I want
circle washing in the streets that I want the end
of our government right now, John Chat He takes Brady
(08:46):
in the back, pall the government.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
God, let's go hockey. No, I said yes, tell me.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Oh, Kamala Harris's Vieepstakes the most exciting group of white men.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Oh, most harmed joy reed all of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
And all the white people are bad except the one
that Kamala Harris takes to be her VP.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
No, jd vance with a sex slur that was deleted
by a p We're gonna have to look at that.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
James Carville doing what he always does.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
A temper your excitement, all right, temper it right now,
I want to see what the sex clur is by
jd Vance.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
No, no, do is cat lady as sex lur.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
The Associated Presses deleted an article where they fact checked
a wild sex claim about Donald Trump's VP choice jd
Vance wire Eageny sparkbacks last after it published a piece
I don't Ohio Senator Wednesday was a title note jd.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Vance did not have sex with a couch. What.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
First of all, I'm getting trespassed by an Ethan Allen.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
And now all of a sudden, I find out this
is fake. I can't go back. No, I know I'm
banging photons. No no, no, I'm bangging arm wires from
your mom. No I banged an ottoman.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
No no, no, I can't come unless my dick is
getting caught in a folding chair.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, it's except where fast as a shark on whiskey
in the surfer just now to lead.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
An article comes after memes began circulating on social media,
repairing repeating a false rumor the clan Advance wrote about
having sex with a couch and his best selling bug
He'll biliology. High profile names such as comedian and head
Trump holder Kathy Riffin appeared to fall for the fake news.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Oh I fell for it too. Oh no, I'm just
as dumb as she is. Well, at least I know.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
The false information reportedly began circulating on acts after now
private account. Quote can't say for sure, but he might
be the first VP to have admitted the New York
Times bestseller to f Fank inside out a latex glove
shove between two couch cautions.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
That was a surprise attack. Here I was. I thought
I was into.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Something, and now I find out I got nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I'm pretty sure this song is about banging a couch,
except you don't know that you're the couch, and UDO
has other ideas.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Now I'm doing fast as a shark. I'm getting sucked
off by a vacuum. What do you think about that?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I know it's the only time I use it. Two
top figures in Mexico send a little a drug cartel
in the US custody. Nothing to see here, Mexican's fleet
to Juadamada after a gang shootout. Bus daughter says he
berated her after being queer as a child. Oh no,
desperate for attention, elon, she was killed by woe. Here's
(12:51):
some fake news for you. Trump Adepts a new role
fighting for attention. He wants to replace military generals with
NASCAR drivers who believes that no, wait, we're gonna be
hanging our enemy. Then yeah, we need all of those
nooses from the garages. Wat Olympic sabotage arsen attacks paralyzed
(13:15):
the rail networks hours before.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
The games began. They're so good at programming.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Remember the last time they had an Olympics before before
the pandemic, and it was all about the pandemic.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Remember that, Well, guess why you're headed to World War three.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
So the the the the opening ceremonies started and the
train on the way there.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Don't think that's not within their wheelhouse. It's whiplash.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Franci's real network has been paralyzed by a series of
coordinated arsen attacks set affecting nearly a million people traveling
to the Olympic.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Games, fillams and golf train tracks.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
That strategic points across the country with hours to go
before the opening ceremony.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Directly into the LIS.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I can't believe we just had a week of people
standing in airports and now they have a week of people.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Standing in train stations.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
What think the train station is going to be like
when they send you off to your FEMA camp. Thousands
of people from the UK or to to travel to
Paris by reel today for the start of the Olympics.
Trains in neighboring Belgium and to London under the English
Channel have also been effected with warnings for people to
delay their travel. Three fires reporting near the tracks of
the French Atlantique Nord and the e St high speed lines.
(14:45):
According to local media. I wonder who's behind it?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Could it be the gee hottests?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I'll come.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh, you think you're mad because you can't go to
the Olympics. Well, these people are mad because JD Vans
called them a cat lady. US Republican Vice president nominee JD.
Vans is learning the hard way. The internet does so
glove cats, but all ch also childless cat ladies. Comments
resurface in which he claimed those without offers offspring were
less fit to govern.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
He singled out Kamala Harris, now.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
The presidential nominee, particular childless cat ladies who were miserable
and had no direct stake in the country. Now they're
implanting no trees they're planting no new kids.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
They want to kill your kid.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
They want to have a blood sacrifice for your progeny. No, no,
they're so good at killing babies. They can't have any
of their own now because it ruins the plan. And
the cat people are rising up. Oh my god, he
went after cat people. They are gonna Oh when they
stopped sneezing and never decided to leave their house, they
(16:03):
might do something about it.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
That was on yahoos you know fake That is.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
New York Post energy drinks both from an Australian shells
after a dire warning was issued lamming and dying, labbing
and crying Jack this ow, would you have this energy
(16:44):
drinks with as much caffeine as nine cans of coke?
We're shut down a major crackdown blit. Seven hundred drinks
seas from South Australian retailers with as much caffeine as
nine cans of coke and three shots of coffee per leader.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Care God.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
The gy fuel Bang energy drinks were found, Oh my god,
C four, Ghost Rise Fuel three D and red Con one,
all for them to contain two hundred milligrams a caffeine.
That lad day. Yeah no, it's not fair because first
of all, you give me a news for you and
I have to watch twenty four hours a day, and
now you're saying that the thing I us is day
week is illegal.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
And some.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
How about bad little bit of whiplash on a little
adding more, a little more thrash metal to the mix.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Oh you need it, and coming to you from Brazil.
It's violator.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Uncertainty hangs over presidential elections in Venezuela.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
But Nicholas Maduro is vowing a blood bath and he loses.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
He's seeking his six third a six year term.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Eighteen years. That sounds like Obama.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
What's important to know about Nicholas Maduro, folks, is that
the people who worked day in and day out to
destroy this country using law fear practiced on Venezuela. First,
they went through all of their founding documents, they found
through every legal filing and every story, and they tried
to get Maduro out of office and they could not
do it. That didn't mean they quit, It just means
(18:51):
they got better. And then they came here and did
a coup in the homeland. And that's what you're witnessing
right now. And that's why one of the people running
for president was not primaried, it was selected.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
It was a coronation. It is not democratic.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
But Drew's opponent Rita, for his part, urged Venezuelan's to
not let the message of hate intimidate you.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
How good is that? Saint John's Newfoundland?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
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Speaker 3 (20:06):
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Speaker 1 (20:12):
I'm gonna keep it fast, I'm gonna keep it truthful.
I'm gonna keep it raging, and you listen to me.
That's right, And I will keep your humanity as free
as when God made it.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah, according to whatever kind of.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Music you use, folks, it is good with your memory, Bob,
because the last thing you want is the thing they
tell you Joe Biden doesn't have.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
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Speaker 1 (20:55):
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and Friday as we enter into the apocalypse full of blaze.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
In the restaurant was not dead.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Success and this is according to who Knew Succession.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
HBO is all conquering drama.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Over the four year series that chronicled the poisonous squabbling
over a media dynasty. No, no, no, we want to
wrestle this network away from our dad so we can
turn it into CNN JR.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
That you don't think Fox News right now is pretending
to be seeing in Junior's exactly what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Brett Beer right now has already called Arizona for Kamala
Harris Suesday. No, it's not fantasy, it's the truth, folks,
And you're being lied day in and day out.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Folks. First of all, she is not competent.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Second of all, she is not using Joe Biden's money
legally thairly. She was the borders are, she was behind inflation,
she was behind the shielding of the knowledge that Joe.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Biden was a puppet.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
The entire time she was behind that. This did not
just happen organically, folks, This was all put together as
a step by step, each step a demoralization step to
allow them to take over your freedom, folks. And that
is exactly what they're doing. They're gonna rig an election,
(22:29):
they're gonna.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Rig the money. We're talking about a full depression of
World War three, folks.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
And then your kids are drafted while they party, while
you're forced to wear a mask in a military helmet.
They're gonna be at French laundry, eating with their hands,
you know. And they're gonna be working out the next
syop for the Olympics in twenty twenty eight. Then they're
gonna be working on the next one in twenty thirty two.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Folks.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
This stuff has been wargamed out to the sixties, and
we know it because we've already survived at folks.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
And if you stay with us, you will too.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Now you can dream of a hope where all of
a sudden, none of the propaganda works on you home,
for all of a sudden, none of the lines work
on you. And you see the machine for what it is,
and you saw the way they lied to you. You
saw the way they lied to you about nine to eleven.
You saw the way they lied to you about the
Iraq War. They saw the way that you lied. They
lied to us about the Affordable Care Act, the two
(23:24):
thousand and eight crisis, all controlled crisis, as folks all
used weaponized against you, their political enemy, the voter, but
the citizen.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
And they weren't done their folks.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
They took it right into the pandemic, and they continue
to lie. They're taking it into this election, and they
will lie and they will never stop. They will never
stop unless you stop it. And once you do, now
you know, and you get to live with me raging
in the simulation on Denver's.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Top iconic rock, I'm John told everybody.
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(24:17):
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what is happening here in the United States is happening
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elite group of people that need to get put back
in their place before they destroy the entire planet.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
God bless
Ranging in the simulation on Denver's top iconic rock. Is
this what it sounds like when you're stuck on the
back of a donkey and you're fifteen minute city because
you're the electric car they forced you to buy broke
and they didn't have the minerals in the battery to
fix it, and then here you are in the back
of a smelly ass.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Clear.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I love my classes. I got a crazy teacher.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
He wears dark glasses, and things are going grades and
they're only getting better.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I'm doing all right, I'm getting good grades.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You're so bright.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I gotta ship the future is so bright because I
had to spend so much time in college to figure
out how much I'm being lied to by the mainstream media. No, no, no,
First of all, which Joe Biden are they using? The
one that's six inches taller, the one that can subtly
go upstairs, the one who digitally appeared on his farewell address?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
What was going on with his hands? What was going
on with the background I've got.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
They already proved, without a shadow of a doubt in the
AI program that the phone call that he made in
the Harris campaign was fake. You keep talking like that
you're gonna be playing harmonica in the back of Kamala
Harris's FEMA camp tear con. Look out, how are you
this morning, folks. So we've got some thresh on tech
(01:23):
not really thrash.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
We've got some accept fast as a shark.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
We've got some whiplash, some vandals siling with.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Blis the worldly wise techy with X ray eyes.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, no, no, they're they're they're peeping toms with X
ray eyes. And the NSA, the CIA, the FBI. Unless
there's an assassination tempt that they're behind, then all of
a sudden they can't say anything. Now, all of a sudden,
everybody in the government, as Angel Hernandez pre retirement, I.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Didn't see any of that. They were supposed to be
up there.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I mean, the guy was were laying right in view
of the window where we were standing. No one can
explain how he got up there. And they've already brushed
by the story. They're already working on the next line
and make Kamala Harris seem palatable. A woman who has
never never won a single office, just knee pads to
the coronation and all of a sudden she's got the
(02:16):
Barack and Michelle Bomb Bah my god, what are the
Poles telling you? The Poles are telling you what they
always tell you, folks. The Poles are indeed a si
op and not to be trusted. No, you show up
with ninety five of your illegal alien friends that you
work with, and you are all voting for Donald Trump.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
It's the only chance we have left to stave off
this great depression that is coming. I'm telling the folks,
if she wins, this money is going downhill, and this
country is going downhill, and they're gonna protect themselves while
you burn, and they're gonna dump the money, they're gonna
dump the food.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Folks. If they have to fake.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
A nuclear weapon in order to get NATO involved in
Europe and send your kids off to die, then you
best believe they're working on that right now. Right, you
thought the moon landing looked good, You thought nine to
eleven look good, Wait until you see this one.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Got well, you're gonna need to wear shades.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
And nuclear winter, or what they were going to sell
to you as nuclear winter.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You've never seen it. It's just like global warming.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You've never seen it because they made it up, and
they made it up as a system of control because they.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Lie the way they lie and they will never stop lying.
Quote unquote, borders are. Vice President Harris was not a
borders are being.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Time vice president and borders are Tamala Harris Facing some backlash.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
What he said about Harris and immigration was not true.
She was never appointed borders are and this will be
her first visit to the US Mexico border regent since
she was appointed as the borders are by President Biden.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
People gonna have to counter the misinformation.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
You already hear folks talking about the borders are. She
wasn't the borders are.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
President Biden tapped Kamala Harris Vice President.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Kamala Harris to be the borders z are. Now she
wasn't the borders are. That's what Republicans labeled her. They
were very critical of Kamala Harris, especially in her role
as borders are.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Now what she's up against his folks lying about her
border record, calling her borders up Camel and Harris to
and both Joe can you allowing his clone to be president?
Text five.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
You can vote as many times you want.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Now there you go, and it'll be as real as
the news tell me they're doing the same thing.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
How many just like they've told us fifteen days and still.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Your doctor tiger fifteen and the boats to figure out
wan or head.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I've voted everybody up Twitter, I only follow starting I'm
on X, John told.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
He's and gentlemen, I have as my guest today too,
gentlemen who need no introductions.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
And flip rivers, nerdy.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
What this something?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
But rest? Rest, nothing but the day of rest in
the severer one quite great, different color rock.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
That's how that.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Does first and second second amendment.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
First, ye think along with your cards.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Does not.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Smile inside of your simulation, folks. You have a life
to live.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
To get that sil that on the way. I'm assha,
but stay of my Latin. Why the.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
When you look at the votes, you can't count them
time except in the middle of the night when they
send in two point five million votes all for one candidate.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Can they tell you if you questioned it, you're not
an American. It's coming, folks, the biggest rigged election in
the history of rigged elections.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
No, I need a.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Vacation from all of this, but you can't, folks. It's
another four year car crash.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Coming our way.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Even if Donald Trump gets in, it's not gonna be great.
It's gonna be better, but it's not gonna be great.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Folks. We need a vacation. It's like a long I
don't watch.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
According to an A plus poll, Trump's at forty eight
and Harris is at forty seven.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Can you believe the fake pole is making it close?
According to Peggy Noon, and the camel is a prize.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Even Jim Kramer and his always wrong ass is endorsing
Barack and Michelle Obama at Clapart, She's arty to debate,
that is he is Donald Trump already to a debate.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Kamala Harrison.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
The most important thing is the work, and the work
is the most important thing.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I don't even know what she said. Are both of
those voices the same?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Can it?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Republicans and Democrats share a new favorite attack killing each other.
Weird a new dube. Everybody knows, nedo. I have a
new cank. I know, don't kink, shamey, I have a
new cank. I have a new fetish.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
No, no, what I what I.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Do is I fill my couch full of cat ladies,
each one of them holding a cat, and then I
fuck the couch that they're sitting on. What do you
think about that littlem in a kaylin and glove. You're
plenty of bringing it home. Extra points if it's on
grandma's corduroy. The Biden doc defends an excellent medical acuity.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
He claims there's no parking.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Of the ten things Joe Biden can have, we're gonna
tell you he doesn't have the one that's the most known.
Paris stresses rights freedom in her first campaign video. No,
we want anarchy, so I want the vandals, I want
circle washing in the streets that I want the end
of our government right now, John Chat He takes Brady
(08:46):
in the back, pall the government.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
God, let's go hockey. No, I said yes, tell me.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Oh, Kamala Harris's Vieepstakes the most exciting group of white men.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Oh, most harmed joy reed all of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
And all the white people are bad except the one
that Kamala Harris takes to be her VP.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
No, jd vance with a sex slur that was deleted
by a p We're gonna have to look at that.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
James Carville doing what he always does.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
A temper your excitement, all right, temper it right now,
I want to see what the sex clur is by
jd Vance.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
No, no, do is cat lady as sex lur.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
The Associated Presses deleted an article where they fact checked
a wild sex claim about Donald Trump's VP choice jd
Vance wire Eageny sparkbacks last after it published a piece
I don't Ohio Senator Wednesday was a title note jd.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Vance did not have sex with a couch. What.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
First of all, I'm getting trespassed by an Ethan Allen.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
And now all of a sudden, I find out this
is fake. I can't go back. No, I know I'm
banging photons. No no, no, I'm bangging arm wires from
your mom. No I banged an ottoman.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
No no, no, I can't come unless my dick is
getting caught in a folding chair.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, it's except where fast as a shark on whiskey
in the surfer just now to lead.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
An article comes after memes began circulating on social media,
repairing repeating a false rumor the clan Advance wrote about
having sex with a couch and his best selling bug
He'll biliology. High profile names such as comedian and head
Trump holder Kathy Riffin appeared to fall for the fake news.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Oh I fell for it too. Oh no, I'm just
as dumb as she is. Well, at least I know.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
The false information reportedly began circulating on acts after now
private account. Quote can't say for sure, but he might
be the first VP to have admitted the New York
Times bestseller to f Fank inside out a latex glove
shove between two couch cautions.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
That was a surprise attack. Here I was. I thought
I was into.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Something, and now I find out I got nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I'm pretty sure this song is about banging a couch,
except you don't know that you're the couch, and UDO
has other ideas.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Now I'm doing fast as a shark. I'm getting sucked
off by a vacuum. What do you think about that?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I know it's the only time I use it. Two
top figures in Mexico send a little a drug cartel
in the US custody. Nothing to see here, Mexican's fleet
to Juadamada after a gang shootout. Bus daughter says he
berated her after being queer as a child. Oh no,
desperate for attention, elon, she was killed by woe. Here's
(12:51):
some fake news for you. Trump Adepts a new role
fighting for attention. He wants to replace military generals with
NASCAR drivers who believes that no, wait, we're gonna be
hanging our enemy. Then yeah, we need all of those
nooses from the garages. Wat Olympic sabotage arsen attacks paralyzed
(13:15):
the rail networks hours before.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
The games began. They're so good at programming.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Remember the last time they had an Olympics before before
the pandemic, and it was all about the pandemic.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Remember that, Well, guess why you're headed to World War three.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
So the the the the opening ceremonies started and the
train on the way there.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Don't think that's not within their wheelhouse. It's whiplash.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Franci's real network has been paralyzed by a series of
coordinated arsen attacks set affecting nearly a million people traveling
to the Olympic.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Games, fillams and golf train tracks.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
That strategic points across the country with hours to go
before the opening ceremony.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Directly into the LIS.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I can't believe we just had a week of people
standing in airports and now they have a week of people.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Standing in train stations.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
What think the train station is going to be like
when they send you off to your FEMA camp. Thousands
of people from the UK or to to travel to
Paris by reel today for the start of the Olympics.
Trains in neighboring Belgium and to London under the English
Channel have also been effected with warnings for people to
delay their travel. Three fires reporting near the tracks of
the French Atlantique Nord and the e St high speed lines.
(14:45):
According to local media. I wonder who's behind it?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Could it be the gee hottests?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I'll come.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh, you think you're mad because you can't go to
the Olympics. Well, these people are mad because JD Vans
called them a cat lady. US Republican Vice president nominee JD.
Vans is learning the hard way. The internet does so
glove cats, but all ch also childless cat ladies. Comments
resurface in which he claimed those without offers offspring were
less fit to govern.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
He singled out Kamala Harris, now.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
The presidential nominee, particular childless cat ladies who were miserable
and had no direct stake in the country. Now they're
implanting no trees they're planting no new kids.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
They want to kill your kid.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
They want to have a blood sacrifice for your progeny. No, no,
they're so good at killing babies. They can't have any
of their own now because it ruins the plan. And
the cat people are rising up. Oh my god, he
went after cat people. They are gonna Oh when they
stopped sneezing and never decided to leave their house, they
(16:03):
might do something about it.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
That was on yahoos you know fake That is.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
New York Post energy drinks both from an Australian shells
after a dire warning was issued lamming and dying, labbing
and crying Jack this ow, would you have this energy
(16:44):
drinks with as much caffeine as nine cans of coke?
We're shut down a major crackdown blit. Seven hundred drinks
seas from South Australian retailers with as much caffeine as
nine cans of coke and three shots of coffee per leader.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Care God.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
The gy fuel Bang energy drinks were found, Oh my god,
C four, Ghost Rise Fuel three D and red Con one,
all for them to contain two hundred milligrams a caffeine.
That lad day. Yeah no, it's not fair because first
of all, you give me a news for you and
I have to watch twenty four hours a day, and
now you're saying that the thing I us is day
week is illegal.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
And some.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
How about bad little bit of whiplash on a little
adding more, a little more thrash metal to the mix.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Oh you need it, and coming to you from Brazil.
It's violator.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Uncertainty hangs over presidential elections in Venezuela.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
But Nicholas Maduro is vowing a blood bath and he loses.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
He's seeking his six third a six year term.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Eighteen years. That sounds like Obama.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
What's important to know about Nicholas Maduro, folks, is that
the people who worked day in and day out to
destroy this country using law fear practiced on Venezuela. First,
they went through all of their founding documents, they found
through every legal filing and every story, and they tried
to get Maduro out of office and they could not
do it. That didn't mean they quit, It just means
(18:51):
they got better. And then they came here and did
a coup in the homeland. And that's what you're witnessing
right now. And that's why one of the people running
for president was not primaried, it was selected.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
It was a coronation. It is not democratic.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
But Drew's opponent Rita, for his part, urged Venezuelan's to
not let the message of hate intimidate you.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
How good is that? Saint John's Newfoundland?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
According to study finals, as we age, many of us
worry about losing our mental edge, forgetting where we left
our keys, are struggling to recall a name. It can
be a frustrating experience it because more common is years
go by. Well, what if there was a way to
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goal in years?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
And guess what that is, folks. It's music. I'm telling
you right now.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I'm gonna keep it fast, I'm gonna keep it truthful.
I'm gonna keep it raging, and you listen to me.
That's right, And I will keep your humanity as free
as when God made it.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah, according to whatever kind of.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Music you use, folks, it is good with your memory, Bob,
because the last thing you want is the thing they
tell you Joe Biden doesn't have.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
And then what would you do with that information?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
You'd find yourself here at whiskey and the surfer found
only a whiskey in thesurfer dot com raging in the
simulation with West and flip Rivers joining us Monday, Wednesday
and Friday as we enter into the apocalypse full of blaze.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
In the restaurant was not dead.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Success and this is according to who Knew Succession.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
HBO is all conquering drama.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Over the four year series that chronicled the poisonous squabbling
over a media dynasty. No, no, no, we want to
wrestle this network away from our dad so we can
turn it into CNN JR.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
That you don't think Fox News right now is pretending
to be seeing in Junior's exactly what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Brett Beer right now has already called Arizona for Kamala
Harris Suesday. No, it's not fantasy, it's the truth, folks,
And you're being lied day in and day out.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Folks. First of all, she is not competent.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Second of all, she is not using Joe Biden's money
legally thairly. She was the borders are, she was behind inflation,
she was behind the shielding of the knowledge that Joe.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Biden was a puppet.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
The entire time she was behind that. This did not
just happen organically, folks, This was all put together as
a step by step, each step a demoralization step to
allow them to take over your freedom, folks. And that
is exactly what they're doing. They're gonna rig an election,
(22:29):
they're gonna.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Rig the money. We're talking about a full depression of
World War three, folks.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
And then your kids are drafted while they party, while
you're forced to wear a mask in a military helmet.
They're gonna be at French laundry, eating with their hands,
you know. And they're gonna be working out the next
syop for the Olympics in twenty twenty eight. Then they're
gonna be working on the next one in twenty thirty two.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Folks.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
This stuff has been wargamed out to the sixties, and
we know it because we've already survived at folks.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
And if you stay with us, you will too.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Now you can dream of a hope where all of
a sudden, none of the propaganda works on you home,
for all of a sudden, none of the lines work
on you. And you see the machine for what it is,
and you saw the way they lied to you. You
saw the way they lied to you about nine to eleven.
You saw the way they lied to you about the
Iraq War. They saw the way that you lied. They
lied to us about the Affordable Care Act, the two
(23:24):
thousand and eight crisis, all controlled crisis, as folks all
used weaponized against you, their political enemy, the voter, but
the citizen.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
And they weren't done their folks.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
They took it right into the pandemic, and they continue
to lie. They're taking it into this election, and they
will lie and they will never stop. They will never
stop unless you stop it. And once you do, now
you know, and you get to live with me raging
in the simulation on Denver's.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Top iconic rock, I'm John told everybody.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I'm on TikTok with zero followers, and I already have
a warning that's not good. It really is not good.
And I'm on Instagram at real John Toll. I put
clips up of the show, and you can always get
the show whiskeydsurfer dot com. You can get on Spotify,
Apple Podcasts, you can get it on Deezer, you can
get it on Josh Shavin. Props to everyone around the
(24:17):
country who is listening. Continue continue to spread it. Continue
to tell your friends, especially those of you around the
world who love punk, who love metal, who love hardcore,
who love freedom, stay with us. Stay with us, because
what is happening here in the United States is happening
to every single citizen of every single country by an
elite group of people that need to get put back
in their place before they destroy the entire planet.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
God bless
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