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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Take two.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I read a lot of history. It actually has been
worse there. Do we have to go worse before we
see better? I sure hope not. What does worse look like?
Unbelievable tribal slaughter? The last Civil War was largely over. Yes,
slavery was a factor, but industrial control of the South
by the North, and tariffs and all those things played
a huge factor. The fact is, of the people that
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fought for the South, very very few I think less
than five percent actually owned slaves. They were playing to
defend the way they wanted to govern themselves, or the
way they wanted to trade with Europe or an Aigrainian
based economy. So I'm not here to relily get the
entire Civil war. But today that political divide is largely
rural versus urban. How close are we to that? If
Trump was assassinated and the gap and the chaos that
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would have ensued, who knows what would have happened.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Now I'll tell you exactly what would have happened. Two
hundred and fifty thousand armed Americans would have taken over
in DC and erected a new government. That's right, you
mess with the big Boy, you're gonna mess with the
rest of America right now on Denver's Top iconic Rockets.
Whiskey and the Surfer found it Whiskey in thesurfer dot
Com ranging in the simulation, I hope you've got your
crocs and sport mode and you're getting your steps in.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
It's odd day.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
The Ministry of Truth told me that Kamil Harris did
a good job last night at her concert. I mean, rally,
why did those people show up? Were they there to
see those rappers? Or were they to listen to her
read off a teleprompter and cackle away into the night.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Didn't know.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
It's not a.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
One actually worship Jesus Christ, Thank you.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I'll just a rocket roll rebel.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I mean, how much did Kamala Harris black it up
last night? When she was she was holding Hillary Clinton's
hot sauces. I couldn't believe it in her in her
new black scent landed somewhere between a bad Hillary Clinton
and a really good Barack Obama, and I ain't in nowhere,
no tide. All those people running for the exous did
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you see that? As soon as she started talking, he said,
oh no, the show's over. We got a head to
the exit. It looked like the border invasion in reverse. No,
the ministry of fear, who will not let you live.
The ministry of fear that's poisoning your food, that's devaluing
your money and taking your liberty and freedom every single
day twenty four to seven, three sixty five, working against
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your liberty. Well, when you stay with Whiskey and the Surfer,
we're Rocket Roll rebels together. Now we're gonna do what
we please, right, rock and ROLLA. We got no, we
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got more Harris Rally coverage. We got Governor Cooper bowing
out of the VP race. They bombed some terrorists. Joe
Biden's lying to us again. Trump says he's gonna not
only not tax timpts, he's not gonna attack social security. Wow,
all of a sudden, they elderly are given a forty
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raise to equal the amount of inflation that they put
upon us. That's so nice of them. Seven million pounds
of boarshead meat recalled during a Lasteria outbreak. Oh here
in Durham, a guy got attacked on a lows with
a sledgehammer. That was crazy. I don't even know Paul
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Pelosi worked there. Joe Rogan's already winging in on what's
gonna happen with the election If Kamala Harris, if they
allowed her to get through the DNC, I still don't
think it's gonna happen. We've got the Rock is bad
for recruiting. According to military dot Com, they still haven't
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figured out who actually won in Venezuela. We're killing terrorists
in Iran. The Olympics continue to suck. Satan's wiener is
processed food bad for you, and his grass fed meat
good for you. We're gonna figure that out. Guy pretended
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to be an online influencer telling fifteen year olds to
be anorexic. That's fine, noo. I got so many stories
I don't even know we have enough time to get there.
Coming up on the show, we've got the Doobie Brothers.
We've got America, We've got Joe, We've got Speed, We've
got Anthwers, We've.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Got Sammy Hagar.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh and even a little bit of Britney Fox coming up. No, donal,
thanks for tuning in and listening. Thank you for the
people around the country that are tuning in. Tell your friends,
Tell three people, tell five, tell them to tell five,
and then all of you grab twenty five illegal aliens
a piece. When it's time to vote, and you all
vote for Donald Trump, that's right. And then after you vote,
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I want you to break into the ballot counting facility
and beat up the people who are going to steal
it from you and then count them yourself. Now, if
Donald Trump needs two hundred thousand votes, then you get
that lady from Milwaukee to print out those ballots for you. Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays. Here on Denver's Top Iconic Rock Folks,
we've got the hottest, the fastest, the most furious fake
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news and the history of fake news. And that's why
you turn in, because we're telling you exactly how to
break the SAIA propaganda that is being brought against you,
your mind, your soul, and your very spiritual connections of
the Holy Spirit, one rock roof at a time. That's
how good we are. And we're doing it from the
future in the year twenty sixty five. Harris to vote
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this joke, yet allowing his clone to be president Text five.
You can vote as many times you want.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Now, there you go, and it'll be as real as
the news tell me. It doesn't the same thing how many,
because like they've told us fifteen.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Your doctor.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
One or whatever.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Yeah, yeah, everybody on Twitter, I only follow.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I'm on ex John tole Instagram. I'm real John Tolly's
and gentlemen I have as my guest today too, gentlemen
who need no introductions and flip rivers Nerdaria.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, it's about the.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Silver rist.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Risk six point great.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, the first second, second amendment.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Third, let's do it.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Think a lot of your guys, what what.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Zero point zero? Oh, here we go a little bit
of eighties action with some Brandy Fox with the girls school.
Your girls school is what the new military he's bringing together? No, no, no,
(08:01):
they're they're trying to train our troops on how to
be transgender. No, so they it won't be sent over
to Europe to have their blood spilled for oil racing
in the simulation on Denver' stop iconic Rock. I'm John Tolan.
This is Britney Fox.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
Still still yeah, still, why.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Come on.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
That Bronco Brown rules?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
No, no, Kamala Harris was not breaking all of the rules. No, no, no, no,
because she's gonna do nothing to fix inflation, nothing to
fix the border. She's just gonna ride her over sampled
polls and media driven cyapp campaign to make you believe
that seven percent of the country that backs her is
at fifty five percent of the country. That's the simple
thing that they're doing for your folks. She's got no
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record to run on. The last four years have been
atrocious and she was the one actually at the wheel.
How many days a week did she control the Joe
Biden puppet, That's what I want to know. How many
days did Kamala Harris have to wear the Joe Biden suit,
That's what I want to know. No, they just forced
James Comy to wear it. And that's why Biden, all
of a sudden was six six Now they made Valerie
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Jarrett wear it, and all of a sudden he was
five too. But he could do the stairs really well.
Joe Biden wants to pack the court with Marxist judges
to take your freedom and your guns and your liberty away,
probably them just by day. He's calling the other guy
a dictator. Well, he dictates how he's going to destroy
the country. Oh, no, I've been put in the Joe
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Biden detention. Oh, you have to stay here until you're
dumb enough to be smarter than him. Oh, I've got
so many years. Oh no, no, Oh, it's Chinese water torture.
Oh there, my eyes have been peeled back like clockwork orange.
And they're making me watch MSNBC and one and CNN
and the other, the Fox News. They've jammed in a
cable up my rear end. Oh no, I'm getting I'm
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a human centipede of bad information. Except I know exactly
how the lies are made, folks. I know exactly how
the lips and the hairs and the dust and the
termites and everything on the fore gets put together and
jammed into one, say, a propaganda sausage, and fed to you,
the American people. And as long as you listen to
the show, you're going to know exactly how they're lying
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to you, why they're laying to you, and how long
they've been lying to Every single magine, every single regimes
mistake goes the same way. It goes the same way.
All of a sudden, you can't google President Donald Trump.
It will not give you a cert suggestion. If you
type an assassination, it only gives you what if Abraham
Lincoln and Ronald Reagan. Anytime you search for President Trump,
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it only gives you the information of Kamala Harris. Google
says it's a mistake. How all of a sudden is
that a mistake. I don't think it's a mistake, folks.
Every mistake always goes the same way. Oh, my god,
we used illegal ballots.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
We made a mistake.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Oh we crashed the border with ge hotties from countries
who want to kill you. Oh, we made that mistake. Oh,
we didn't have a sniper in the room. Oh we
had that mistake. No, I'm shot out of a cannon
right now, I have six cups of coffee, and I'm
on my second version of this program. I've already said
this at least five times already. It's the Doobie Brothers.
So spark of a tooby and enjoy your freedom while
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you still can.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, Now, you listen to the show and they'll make
you smile for three days a week until they pay me,
and then I'll do it five days a week. Let's
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see what else. We had a Governor Cooper standing in
a swamp yesterday. No, no, now I'm thinking, did I
already do this story? And yes, I already did the
story on the one where my damn recorder stopped working,
And now I did I do it? At the top
of the show, did I tell you that Governor Roy
Cooper was standing waist deep in a swamp surrounded by
alligators and he had to yell at the press to
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point out that I'm the guy with the sport code,
I'm the guy in charge. I'm the guy that says
that I cannot be VP, because if I'm VP, then
that's all right, that's right. Mark Robinson is going to
make this state better. And I cannot have that because
I'm here to ruin the state and you gave me
two terms to do it. And look what I've done.
Even with your red firewall around the state House, I've
still managed to destroy as much of this state as
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I possibly can. What I'm telling you, here comes the
almighty Savior of North Carolina. Won, mister Mark Robinson. I'm
telling you four years as governor and then right into
the forty eighth president of the United States. I'm calling
it right now. Were they playing this on the ride
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over when they killed that terrorist leader yesterday and Tehran?
And the guy was sixty two years old, Oh, sixty
two years old. He just came back from the presidential
inauguration of Iran. Why did we not drone strike the
presidential inauguration of Iran? Isn't that part of our military plan,
isn't it? Yeah, like a laser burning down Maui. You
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better have your blue roof. I'm telling you right now.
You don't think Democrats are gonna be staining their roofs
blue so the rioters don't burn it down. You're gonna
be the new Promised Land. Now you no longer have
to put blood over your door. You now paint your
roof blue. And then of the people who are here
to riot, the people who are here to loot and
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steal you in your house and everything you own, and
they see that blue roof, they're gonna leave you alone.
That's right now. They're gonna go to every single house
with an American flag on it, and they're gonna find
really quick why you didn't give up your guns.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
You listen to the music. Now, you bebop in your simulation.
You take deep breaths. You enjoy every single second of
this that has been given to you as an opportunity
to live joyfully, to live in a sharing perspective of love,
of liberty, of life and love in.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
God.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Bless Rush Limbaugh. I wish Rush Limbaugh was alive right now,
so you can tell us what they're about to do next.
I'm telling I'm pretty sure at the DNC convention, I'm
doctor uh doctor Michelle Obama is gonna come out wearing scrubs.
She's gonna make the Harris campaign comfortable and then abort
it in its first trimester. Oh and then there's gonna
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be pandemonium. The balloons are gonna drop, Hunter Biden's gonna
be there doing rails off the stage. There's gonna be
stage driving hard mush right, you get the simulation.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
It's all Bartie Joe.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
According to Drudge, Joe Rogan says that Kamala Harris can
actually win. He says people hate Trump so much that
he can actually win. Do you believe it? Do you
think it's true? Did you watch the podcast? Did you
listen to the podcast?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Danda?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You start off your week, you listen to Whiskey in
the Surfer, and then you gotta Joe, Okay, no, no,
I gotta get these listeners up. Make sure you're around
the world, make sure that you you folks raging in
South Hall, and make sure you're telling your friends about this.
You people raging in Russia and Turkey and India, tell
your friends about this, all of you raging in Japan.
(16:23):
Even for our Australia listeners.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
We've got some speed on deck.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I'm loving a lot of the new hardcore that's coming out.
It is so good conservative military image. Gulch pain of truth.
Of course, Jel's crushing it.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Right back.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
It's the almighty speed. Oh that is wig mosh the
way I like it. No, No, you're going side to side. No,
(17:21):
you've got it. You got a walker and you're doing
a windmill. No I'm not. No, I'm no more karate
cakes for me. I'm only circle petting in reverse and
punching nerds in the first.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
No, you're two stepping in your cubicle. Punch your boss
in the face. No, take unlimited PTO and tell him
the suck.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
It looks with.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
Shot for the world for royal You.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Right, you got.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
You got right.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Leturro moves to silence the opposition after a disputed election.
He only got three million votes and the other guy
got seven millions and he won. Wow, what does that
sound like? The twenty twenty election.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
Talk right.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Right, Joy, Well, I talk to first. Oh, the tech
elites are creating their own media. In December twenty twenty,
in San Francisco, Mike Solana was fed up in the
wake of the pandemic. Many of his friends and colleagues
in the tech industry were leaving the city. But I
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gotta go to Whole Foods and I gotta step in
nine human dog turns. The anti tech media was shaping
their exodus into yet another hysterical narrative. There was this
idea that tech people had become extracted all the wealth
and San Francisco and had moved on. The premise was
wrong and a piece called extractor die.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
He argued.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It wasn't tech that was a parasitic blight in the city.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
It was the government official.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Oh you mean the people who allow every single rental
car to get smashed out and then driven to Oakland
so it can be parted out and then sold. Do
you mean that that that crime that goes on? I
mean when one hundred and twenty people looted a seven
to eleven for four hours and no one got in trouble. Oh,
I wonder why they're allowing that to happen because in
every totalitarian takeover, folks they go after the money, they
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go after they go after the kids. Folks fill their
heads full of pornography, fill them up with drugs, and
then they do magic on their minds and a mind
world of things.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I couldn't see a shit if that can how could
it be?
Speaker 1 (20:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
No men happy to me?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Saw you.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
I couldn't believe YouTube. How could change?
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Said to myself, what's it called? Belt?
Speaker 6 (20:19):
No?
Speaker 7 (20:19):
No, that can be?
Speaker 6 (20:21):
You know.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
You can do?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You can, Jude, and you know what you can Remember
when Magic Johnson was the only one who got an
aide and he didn't die. You cast just asking you
get joy. Solana ignited a corner of the Internet. Hundreds
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of engineers, executives, and venture capitalists share the article in
thanks Solana for speaking up for them. He's got a
subseconds called pirate Wires has gained thousands of subscribers. That's
right now. No, No, they realize that you can actually
have a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful country if you let
confident people govern it, if it's actually based on a
meritocracy and not a gerontocracy, if it's not based on
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k Street documents that are sent through and paid by lobbyists,
so our government has to approve it because they are
owned by the corporations who own our government, the same
corporation who owns the Chinese government, which is why they're
turning America into China Junior. And there are people who
are seeing that, and they're seeing that, how many people
are just sheepily going along with all the horses?
Speaker 7 (21:33):
Were the chi.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
You can try my tears man poses a teen coach
to self harm and be in a executing.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Desires.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Help follow me right now at whiskey and thesurfer dot
com and I'll tell you how to vomit every single
thing that comes out of your head and turn it
into a podcast. You don't dug well, when did you
cast us that an Arkansas man posing as a teen
coach young girls Hana Ha to be in Arexi. The
guy's sentenced on July twenty fifth to thirty years in
a federal prison without the possibility of parole and a
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lifetime of supervisor release. Wait a minute, how do you
get that you're in there forever and you're under super
cause you're not getting go okay.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
And I'll read.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
This guy's user name skip Dinner, get me Thin. That's right.
He was pretending to be a fifteen year old girl
and coach teens how to be in a rexit. I
follow an account on Instagram. It's called do the dishes
and don't get yelled at. I'm pretty sure it's ran
by my wife. But I listened to it and I'm
just enjoying my marriage.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Oh god, I'm shit.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Because it is a sacrament. Some people are called to
the priesthood. Some people are called to be a layman.
Some people are called to the sacrament of marriage. Some
people cut off their wieners and then dance naked at
the Olympics. I don't know what you're into. According to
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dry uz dot com, people who eat regularly processed red
meat like hot dogs, bacon, sausage, slami, and baloney have
a greater risk of developing dementia later in life. That
was the conclusion of a preliminary research presented this week
at the Alzheimer's No But if you stay with the show,
you are not going to get Alzheimer's no way, because
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this is putting the sinhouses together in your brain.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
As you adop the AI tech into your brain.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
You will be mental thrashing.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Man.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
It is athrax. That's a Joey Bellattta.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Read it down the road in.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
A bus saw.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Knock out about that out the wheel your bosh.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Now I'm a madman at the wheel of this podcast.
I mean, if you're listening this during your third shift
and you hate your job and you hate your boss,
you work harder and you listen to this. Now you
drink ninety five Monster Energy drinks. You Now you put
a zen or three up in your upper lip and
you get after it. You've got a country to say
it with your very liberty life.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
That's right, ye, go any faster.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
You know, Alzheimer's, according to Europe, is diabetes three.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Did you know that.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
You got the two diabetes We're allowed to overhav in
the United States, but then over in Europe they have
diabetes three, which is a dementia, which is Alzheimer's, which
is the processed foods attacking the brain. No, no, you
don't think it's not happening. The guy who has it
the worst is running the country, I mean, is being
used as a puppet to run the country by these globalists.
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Iceland braces for another volcanic blast. Should we worry. Volcanoes
have always fascinated us, once revered as the abodes of God.
Some bring forth diamonds from the depths of the earth,
but they also spid lava, shake the earth, unleast towering
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walls of water, and repaint the world's skies. In these days, islands,
volcanoes are erupting more than usual. Oh now, I bet
they blame it on election rigging. I bet they blame
it on the Russians. I bet they blame it on
the Chinese. I bet they blame it on global warming.
(25:34):
That's right, everything's a crisis, and that's why we're going
through a volcanic crisis. According to this guy, he's the
managing director of the Icelandic Meteorological Office. And when they're
not doing the school lunch program in the weather, they've
got a still shot of a volcano. So I want
you to be scared of this now and make sure
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you make sure you are digesting only the mainstream media.
We cannot have you creating a volcano made out of
mashed potatoes because you had a third encounter, a third
encounter with the truth here, that's right, the truth of
the Holy Spirit, God and Jesus coming into your heart's center,
into your vessel of freedom and raging with Sammy Hagar.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
Let's go, folas.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
To It's hard to be anonymous online in China, I
mean because all the pictures look the same.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
What why that's only.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Websites and that's what's verify users with their phone numbers
which are tired to personal identification number and are all
adults are assigned now it can be more difficult than
the a proposal by China's Internet regulators, you know, China's
Internet regulators, which is also America's Internet regulators, just like
China has the final cut on the movies you get
to see, and then you get to see the CCP's
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version of Hollywood's entertainment, you know, the entertainment created to
warp your mind and bring upon their one world government,
their one world religion, their one world currency, with their
one world disease that kills everybody except for.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Them, and you know it.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
The Ministry of Public Security and the Cyberspace Administration of
China says the proposals meant to protect privacy. Oh we're
helping you. No, no, no, we're helping you no, now,
go in that building with the rest of the leaguers.
We're gonna carve your organs out and sell them to
the rich.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
It is eight oh five.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
It's time to rock, folks.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Get out there and get your steps, have yourself a
good diet, do your best to cut back on the boost,
do your best to cut back on the fear, to
cut back on the loathing, to cut back on the
programming that is here to depress you, but it's here
to demoralize you. See it for the lie that it is.
It is a fact, folks, and this is exactly what
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is being done to you. And as soon as you
know it, you can have more honest conversations with the
people that you're actually gonna interact with actual Americans, and
you too, are gonna come together with the belief that
you need to take arms and this rid our country
of this government that's enslaving us. Every single one of them,
I'm telling you right now, there's not a single one
of them out there that can't be trusted, needs to
be trusted except for Mark Robinson. And he's in charge
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because he's got the Holy Spirit on his side, and
I trust him God, I said Mark Robinson leads the
new American government when we take.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
It back over.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Oh no, I gotta less Paul in the face.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Oh I can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Did I tell you that Willie Brown is a picture
of Kamala Harris on Trump forst one?
Speaker 5 (28:58):
Did I tell you that?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
I start?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
There's nothing worse than rip roaring through sixty six percent
of a podcast and looking down at your dumb recorder
and it's not moving, it's completely turned off. You're like, well,
maybe it turned off halfway through and they say half
the file?
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Is it there?
Speaker 5 (29:12):
Now?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I gotta do this damn show twice. What's it better
than the first one? You'll never know, But come find
us at whiskey in the surfer dot com folks, Johntold
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Speaker 5 (29:33):
Let's rage and together, folks.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
We can rebuild this country as it returns to the
center of normalcy. Or it's gonna be so far gone, folks,
there's gonna be an absolute fracture. You're gonna need to
be living in the free part. There's gonna be the
free part, and there's gonna be the unfree part, which
the people who ruin this country are in kart tars
Of and the rest of us are gonna be down here.
And what used to be the United States of America
in the free part to the South Atlantic allegedly