August 25, 2024 • 26 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Shut down, shut down, check one check two ranging.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Aurora orialist comes at.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
R from fairound so far.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Jack want check check one.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Day. We're very discreet, reptilian, cold blooded.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
These are the races we have to win.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
God Morning, ladies and a gentleman.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh my god, it is long as twenty six in
the year of har Looard twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
The bombs are dropping.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
You me, yeah, zip you have.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
You?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Are you standing cues like the guy who owns telegram bomb?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh, Israel dropping bombs on Hesbala, I love the sand.
Now you turn a region into the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh bomb, No, no no, I'm going to open up
the world's first burka free Starbucks. It's gonna be the
biggest thing you've ever heard of. Now we're gonna sell
weapons out of the back using Hillary Server. All the
Muslims can drink and we won't turn them in.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, no, no no. It's gonna be the.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Middle Ages, like the old school Middle Ages in the
Middle East.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's just going to be heading up the infidels. No
no no. If you don't tip, no no no.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
If you can tip fifty percent, sixty percent or be
labeled an Infidel and we are going to behead you
at the end of the drive, and get ready.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
To rage in the simulation you had it had the
dumber candle, get about of your ass, put him on
the buck. Don't break it up yet the time, No,
it's what hasn't it now? The Cheek's top eighty seven
Project three.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
And you're gunning get fired against so fired your swill,
so sri.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Raging in the simulation on Denver's top iconic rock. It's
whiskey in the server.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Take a deep breath and rage in the simulation with
every single breath that you have, the entirety of your breath,
the in, the out, the full expansion, the full expulsion, folks,
every breath and opportunity to let Jesus Christ enter your
heart center and get ready.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
To fight in the name of human freedom. As we
engage in army getting.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
As the dragnet closes around the United States of America,
Kamela Harris, the coplit myr egregiously illegal Intel Service is
ready to jail every single American on Trump up charges,
illegal crimes, thought crimes, you name it, folks. They haven't
camed into the system, folks as a trap. It's time
to defend this country from the inside out.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Folks.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
It's the only chance we.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Have is that RFK running for his life as Joe
(04:04):
Biden strips his secret security No, no, no, who's going
to protect him now? And according to Michael Malice, he's
actually now safer that he does not have Secret Service protection.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Then I say social security. We need social security.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Kamala Harris is going to drive social security into the ground.
Your parents and their parents and everybody else's parents are
going to be living in your pacements. No no, no,
they're all going to be on exercise bikes, paddling to
make sure that your house has power. I got to
keep this thing at a cool sixty three degrees, so
the algorithms melt together.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Telegram message giging the.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
App CEO paveld are Off Arrested in France, he steps
off his private jet on a private airport with his
private rent, a girlfriend who's been diming about every single
place He goes, Hey, smile here not no, make sure
the geolocation is on this photo so the French authorities
know where you are.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
He sends and taken.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Into custody allegedly complicit and terrorism narcotics supply fraud, money laundering,
and more. According to the story I'm not gonna click
claims he has a hundred biological kids, but he.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Was touching more than faces. I'll tell you that much.
A hundred kids? Who is he? Sean Kemp? I know
that was get an old reference.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Riots shootings status and blame it on the boredom of
social media?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Is that what you're blaming that on books?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I was so bored I had to go outside and
come at mayhem and violence on behalf of peace? Is
that what we're doing, probab by the peace of our
Lord Jesus Christ, be with every single person within the
shrilla confines of my shrill of vy voice. I still
(06:14):
say they're gonna make a switch. I still say Joe's
gonna step down.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
They need to give Kamala a bomp. She's got to
get that presidential bomb.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
That's at least two or three weeks unless more Democrats
keep defecting to Donald Trump's side, to the American people's side,
to the humanity side, who says that the rights come
from God and not whatever China tells Tim Walls to
tell us, did he pulled that kid's arm out of
his socket?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Tear god shower seemed abusive.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Let's go, how about this, No it's not the vapors.
No it's not no use for her name. Guess again,
Let's go. I've got to picture.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Whom me and you.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
To go to love you. I'm going to get to
how many times do you think Eric Swallwell listened to
this in this shower when he was getting ready to
stick his dick in feng fang. You really know that
she's Chinese and not Japanese. But Dirney the said, look,
if he swung, I'm gonna drive that ball is driven deep, deep,
deep power of the wallet.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Joe Carter hitting a home run off Mitchel Ams so
whateveral seriously, oh.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Man, everybody mount saying now you fight your neighbor and
your peopable.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Tri pature too mature.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
You file a restraining order against human resources right now.
And I said, no, you cannot come within five hundred feet.
I meant you from I know this building is only
three hundred feet. I'm sorry, you're gonna have to work outside.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Man's problem tourn and jumping. He suddenly concerned and chopping
and he's a RELI.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Thanks, so.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Tumping something concerted us.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
So Sony tempers the turning jumperies I'm here to think
so yeah, man, man, I'm.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Certain jumping me something I'm turning jumping.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I really think so.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Coming up on the show, he's got some agnostic front
under Tuptu I mentioned Patu. I'm like a million of
the moment.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Miselle actually forgot what's on the show to Boston's on
it and Luca Chu, I know I play my own
band PC Death spots turning there and just said I
blame DJ Phantom.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
She picks out the mesic Co'm turning jumping these are
really thanks.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
So and.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Turning telling me I think I'm turning Jepper really so, hey,
look turn and Temperandez, I think I'm turning chupping we've
got some menis of all ways three you've got some
S O D son chappings up in the War for humanity. Yes,
I am major thrash, no sex, no drugs. Now, I
know I'm a no fun nosin no you know under
its star.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Never one on me is a tone of strangehip, never
one like a sci range of everyone. Did you realize
that these science comes out that if you spend more
time with yourself, you actually live longer than spending time around.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Other people telling me something. I'm turning chumping center.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I'm telling that the Japanese are not making more Japanese.
Guess let's we're there more room for the Japanese thinks.
So I'm going there right now and I'm gonna start
a pass. So we turned out to me, Marti Friedman,
Trevor Bauer. I thank you to all my Japanese listeners.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You guys are rangers. Shout out to everybody in Greece,
in the UK and Russia.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Shout out to Brazil, from Mexico to southern California, hopes,
I said it twice, Northern.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
California, checking again, Free want California. I see you, Southern
Conis I really think.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
So something he's not really think So Anyways, I'm major
thrash here. You're gonna get her some corporal shreds and
we're gonna wind it out with a little bit of Boston.
And that's everything I know, folks.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
JD.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Van's killing it again on the Sunday Show. Has Kamala
Harris done a single interview yet? Has Joe Biden done
a single interview yet? How about a press conference? How
about something that is non scripted. How about top Stop
telling me that Doug Amahoff is sexy. Stop telling me
that Kamala Harris is whatever the hell she has over
there with the glasses is good looking.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
No, I'm not buying it.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
No, no, I want every single magazine, by a presidential dictate,
to have Malania Trump on it.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
If you don't put that on that magazine.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
And I'm gonna force all of the Democrats we put
in the Google eggs to read them every day.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
That side dodec Bride, that's light the ruin of you.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
And so days so the ecited.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Just God, no, premas, how good is that?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Here?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Lord Matt Henderson, I didn't even get afraid. I wore
when this came out.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I wore this out. We're talking maybe a dozen listens
in a row without stopping going to the end of
the cassette, fast forwarding.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Salog.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
God, how good do you feel? How about it?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
That guy from Telegram getting arrested, and that's suspects.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
What's worse Tim Walls pulling his kid's arm out of
a socket or the guy who wants Telegram getting arrested.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I'm telling you. The regime is just telling you what
they are going to do to you if you step
out of line. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
You run a free speech platform in the United States,
and you left the United States and you were arrested
by one of our friends. I'm half of the United States.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Well that sounds fair. That is the most free speech
I've ever heard of.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
That's right, Rice Hill, I want to set the boy
strip never would not do.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Without that looks.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
According to Drudge, Trump is now running away from abortion bents.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Trump now wants more immigration.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Now we want the right ones in making as many
of the right babies that we need, I think.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
According to Drudge Report dot Com, Trump is struggling to
get his group back right.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Jay Billy Blado study.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Gody Loger Shilly that.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
The Star Troopers of.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Jubb of the album speaking glashr Die, do.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Not unlive yourself.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
No, no, we cannot have people unliving yourself because then
you will not be able to watch listen to the show.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Right, let's go at yourself yourself, get yourself, get yourself now, idea.
(14:22):
I tell you what, I want to kill themselves at TLA,
no doubt.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
But they're not gonna have to do because the idea
of his launching preemptive strikes into Lebanon has Hesbela fires
back hundreds of rockets. It is reel foils, attacks on mesade,
on the intel bases.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
The air world mocks terror.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I remember Columbus, Ohio, they made they hit this mosch part.
I hit a skinhead in the face with a full
pitture of beer and then there was a huge fight
and then they said, who did it?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Nobody knew slug on. That's what I told the guys.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Jazz. Let's lose.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Anyways, I'm over on uh, I'm over on X there,
on Twitter, whatever you call it. I'm over on there
getting yelled at because I like Pantera. I'm I'm sorry,
I'm sure, I'm sure I've told you this story. I'm
on stage in Dallas, Texas, ray j E.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
This is PC Squad. Yes, I will play my own band.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
This song is called Rage of Domics and it's off
the album et Turtle Roots a Lot and the decks
like my Man Daddy Walking, I'm flying, I'm.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
The Rynomics.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
He so much that out watch Light Out Now I.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
The news love like check someone recognois sing alog, you
know grass.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Closer, you know brass.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
You've got a course of go every recognize how do
you field the course? And thrash No, no, because I
love Pantera.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Because Vinnie Paul happened to be in an audience of
a show that I did, introduced himself. I probably introduced
myself to him. He showed him on the back of
my album. I had a track called PST eight eight
PSD eighty eight, and he said, bro, let's.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Go out and party. And then we went to the
clubhouse bottle service, free kass. We went to Waterburger and
then went home and rage got it tup, let us
go Yeah, I wrote that, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
That's we did a gamble fuck you love duck and
gabble dumped.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
It ducking little a lot right, no.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
B bets.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
And I gave a raker nomas.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Oh, I'm having a good time today. I'm the pannicking
of moss leaders now hiding in plain sight. This guy,
says a woman. Oh no, no, no, I heard he
was stealing luggage at the Lax Airport. That's room.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
No is that true? Right? Bag?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
This is mean a simple waste, great grace.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Fu oh bro back days fight. Fuck? Wow, now what
that stop? That's why I oh yeah went way yeah
rapock I never ca wow wow and that jump out
(18:22):
run back.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
You're right up round.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
We're going wrong. Where went black Boy?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Did you see those astronauts stuck up in space?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
No? No, and Boeing can't get him down? We say
it's government can't get him down and get.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
The back of the batter.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I heard Elon Musk agreed to get these two astronauts
down if the U United States government pretended to treat
everybody failure, including him Rock.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
We're still thinking about it. Let's go excite that side
of your cubicle. Broaing, Haymakers, you're in the break room.
You broke somebody's leg.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah, and now.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Hey, you want to breathe Greece.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
According to uh, if you go to a sauna, according
to the sauna, whatever happens in the sauna stays in
the sauna. Now it's called new diplomacy according to Trudge. Here,
you don't want so much steam. They can't see this
steal this election.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, so this is corporal shred.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Love that.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
What's y'all?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Now?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Friends, a bread or says be John with Billy's all
point the frieze control.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
And my mass puck a rock your three tails on
which yours can go?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Your jurnay puck the.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Cares a craze where the great and then the man says.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Time, I'll go way up.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
I mean he said, let's ask mile right, Yeah, let's
ask where I'm back?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Why?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Hart say, Cat said you want that's right? Said, that's
my can't My job is sound that stay? Oh go clock,
The troll says, cry.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
From the baby, that's why a rock control.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
The shouts for here with dots out. We saw you
out right snap out? Job?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
What else sigf? Somebody steps out off the roll in racing?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
No, it's.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
With all the surveillance, we can't stop people from getting stabbed.
When you think according to their social media, the fact
that they can hear the sound of sharpening knives in
the background probably means the're up to no good.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
German police arrest a suspect and an isis stamping rampage Toto,
Sarah and Solo jud.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Massa's asteroids mashing mission permanently knocked the moon off or man, wait,
that can't be real because the moon's fake?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I'm telling you, folks, are you have to maintain your
breath and inside of the entirety.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Of your breath is your gratitude. Is your joy, actual joy,
not the.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Manufactured joy propaganda being forced down your throats.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
No, your joy ticket ticket ticket cheaper. No, that's called joy.
I swear to God, I'm choking. No that's cold. No
that's joy. No, I swear to God, I'm losing my life. No,
that's called joy. I said you wanted to see Jesus.
We're gonna help you anyways.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Uh. You know, we are a water based being, and
that does mean, folks, that the moon just is the
same way.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
It affects the tides also affects you.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
But if you know it, if you see this all
of a sudden, you're having subconscious, unconscious thoughts and they're
spiraling out of control, then you might think to yourself,
wait a minute, those are just thoughts that I have
no control over. If I follow down the rabbit all
of these thoughts and put them into reality, I'm definitely
going to have a reality that will be a healthcape.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
But if I see it for what it is and
I turned.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
It into anxiety, I can just as easily turn that
anxiety into being grateful, into gratitude, and take the fullness.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Of your breath as a gift that it is to
allow you to be here rest in peace. Brad t
help right, I gets bossed.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
The road.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
That's right, I'm sleeping in my cart here.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
If I told you what I've told you this before,
if I come three more times in a parking lot,
I have to vote Republican. We okay, I know we're
(24:25):
dancing in the street Ianas now they kicked us off
this gay beach oasis that florists in Michigan's file belted
here about that.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
They've got the gay.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Beach, They've got the Christian beach, and then they've got
the Muslim beach.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
You've got burkas, you've.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Got veils, and then you've got naked gay got well,
I only go for the lesbians.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Oh my god, you give me a thick lesbian carrying
a softball back to your lord. Put on the advisor
and get over here. That rip was good, I know it.
If the crowd went wild, Have you guys checked out the.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden both shows, I would
definitely say, just walking scientists trying to re engineer, a
cow's stomach wine just rosy O'donnald you need a transplant.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Slop on a mother fucking drive.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
The stays one night.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Oh get wait, oh, I do have shows coming up
that's right now? No no, September sixth, No, no, no,
we where are gonna sign.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Comedy track?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
September six I'm gonna be at Hennett Winery there in
Pine Top, North Carolina. September nineteenth, I'm gonna be in
a show Low, North Carolina at the Forehouse and I'm
gonna be doing low Post comedy there September twenty sixth
and Fayetteville. All dates were at Johnsole dot net. You
can get the show at Whiskey and theoserver dot com.
You can get that podcast on Spreaker, on Spotify, on
(25:58):
Apple Music, on iHeartRadio and.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
One day there's gotta be a damn producer, a program
director that reaches out that says we.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Need this radio in the morning.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
I know he did.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
The commute only has to be long enough to go
for my home office and the coffee machine and back.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
God bless everybody. We'll see you on Wednesday.
Shut down, shut down, check one check two ranging.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Aurora orialist comes at.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
R from fairound so far.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Jack want check check one.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Day. We're very discreet, reptilian, cold blooded.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
These are the races we have to win.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
God Morning, ladies and a gentleman.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh my god, it is long as twenty six in
the year of har Looard twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
The bombs are dropping.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
You me, yeah, zip you have.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
You?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Are you standing cues like the guy who owns telegram bomb?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh, Israel dropping bombs on Hesbala, I love the sand.
Now you turn a region into the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh bomb, No, no no, I'm going to open up
the world's first burka free Starbucks. It's gonna be the
biggest thing you've ever heard of. Now we're gonna sell
weapons out of the back using Hillary Server. All the
Muslims can drink and we won't turn them in.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, no, no no. It's gonna be the.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Middle Ages, like the old school Middle Ages in the
Middle East.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's just going to be heading up the infidels. No
no no. If you don't tip, no no no.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
If you can tip fifty percent, sixty percent or be
labeled an Infidel and we are going to behead you
at the end of the drive, and get ready.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
To rage in the simulation you had it had the
dumber candle, get about of your ass, put him on
the buck. Don't break it up yet the time, No,
it's what hasn't it now? The Cheek's top eighty seven
Project three.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
And you're gunning get fired against so fired your swill,
so sri.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Raging in the simulation on Denver's top iconic rock. It's
whiskey in the server.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Take a deep breath and rage in the simulation with
every single breath that you have, the entirety of your breath,
the in, the out, the full expansion, the full expulsion, folks,
every breath and opportunity to let Jesus Christ enter your
heart center and get ready.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
To fight in the name of human freedom. As we
engage in army getting.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
As the dragnet closes around the United States of America,
Kamela Harris, the coplit myr egregiously illegal Intel Service is
ready to jail every single American on Trump up charges,
illegal crimes, thought crimes, you name it, folks. They haven't
camed into the system, folks as a trap. It's time
to defend this country from the inside out.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Folks.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
It's the only chance we.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Have is that RFK running for his life as Joe
(04:04):
Biden strips his secret security No, no, no, who's going
to protect him now? And according to Michael Malice, he's
actually now safer that he does not have Secret Service protection.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Then I say social security. We need social security.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Kamala Harris is going to drive social security into the ground.
Your parents and their parents and everybody else's parents are
going to be living in your pacements. No no, no,
they're all going to be on exercise bikes, paddling to
make sure that your house has power. I got to
keep this thing at a cool sixty three degrees, so
the algorithms melt together.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Telegram message giging the.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
App CEO paveld are Off Arrested in France, he steps
off his private jet on a private airport with his
private rent, a girlfriend who's been diming about every single
place He goes, Hey, smile here not no, make sure
the geolocation is on this photo so the French authorities
know where you are.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
He sends and taken.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Into custody allegedly complicit and terrorism narcotics supply fraud, money laundering,
and more. According to the story I'm not gonna click
claims he has a hundred biological kids, but he.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Was touching more than faces. I'll tell you that much.
A hundred kids? Who is he? Sean Kemp? I know
that was get an old reference.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Riots shootings status and blame it on the boredom of
social media?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Is that what you're blaming that on books?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I was so bored I had to go outside and
come at mayhem and violence on behalf of peace? Is
that what we're doing, probab by the peace of our
Lord Jesus Christ, be with every single person within the
shrilla confines of my shrill of vy voice. I still
(06:14):
say they're gonna make a switch. I still say Joe's
gonna step down.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
They need to give Kamala a bomp. She's got to
get that presidential bomb.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
That's at least two or three weeks unless more Democrats
keep defecting to Donald Trump's side, to the American people's side,
to the humanity side, who says that the rights come
from God and not whatever China tells Tim Walls to
tell us, did he pulled that kid's arm out of
his socket?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Tear god shower seemed abusive.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Let's go, how about this, No it's not the vapors.
No it's not no use for her name. Guess again,
Let's go. I've got to picture.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Whom me and you.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
To go to love you. I'm going to get to
how many times do you think Eric Swallwell listened to
this in this shower when he was getting ready to
stick his dick in feng fang. You really know that
she's Chinese and not Japanese. But Dirney the said, look,
if he swung, I'm gonna drive that ball is driven deep, deep,
deep power of the wallet.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Joe Carter hitting a home run off Mitchel Ams so
whateveral seriously, oh.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Man, everybody mount saying now you fight your neighbor and
your peopable.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Tri pature too mature.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
You file a restraining order against human resources right now.
And I said, no, you cannot come within five hundred feet.
I meant you from I know this building is only
three hundred feet. I'm sorry, you're gonna have to work outside.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Man's problem tourn and jumping. He suddenly concerned and chopping
and he's a RELI.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Thanks, so.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Tumping something concerted us.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
So Sony tempers the turning jumperies I'm here to think
so yeah, man, man, I'm.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Certain jumping me something I'm turning jumping.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I really think so.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Coming up on the show, he's got some agnostic front
under Tuptu I mentioned Patu. I'm like a million of
the moment.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Miselle actually forgot what's on the show to Boston's on
it and Luca Chu, I know I play my own
band PC Death spots turning there and just said I
blame DJ Phantom.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
She picks out the mesic Co'm turning jumping these are
really thanks.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
So and.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Turning telling me I think I'm turning Jepper really so, hey,
look turn and Temperandez, I think I'm turning chupping we've
got some menis of all ways three you've got some
S O D son chappings up in the War for humanity. Yes,
I am major thrash, no sex, no drugs. Now, I
know I'm a no fun nosin no you know under
its star.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Never one on me is a tone of strangehip, never
one like a sci range of everyone. Did you realize
that these science comes out that if you spend more
time with yourself, you actually live longer than spending time around.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Other people telling me something. I'm turning chumping center.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I'm telling that the Japanese are not making more Japanese.
Guess let's we're there more room for the Japanese thinks.
So I'm going there right now and I'm gonna start
a pass. So we turned out to me, Marti Friedman,
Trevor Bauer. I thank you to all my Japanese listeners.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You guys are rangers. Shout out to everybody in Greece,
in the UK and Russia.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Shout out to Brazil, from Mexico to southern California, hopes,
I said it twice, Northern.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
California, checking again, Free want California. I see you, Southern
Conis I really think.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
So something he's not really think So Anyways, I'm major
thrash here. You're gonna get her some corporal shreds and
we're gonna wind it out with a little bit of Boston.
And that's everything I know, folks.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
JD.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Van's killing it again on the Sunday Show. Has Kamala
Harris done a single interview yet? Has Joe Biden done
a single interview yet? How about a press conference? How
about something that is non scripted. How about top Stop
telling me that Doug Amahoff is sexy. Stop telling me
that Kamala Harris is whatever the hell she has over
there with the glasses is good looking.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
No, I'm not buying it.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
No, no, I want every single magazine, by a presidential dictate,
to have Malania Trump on it.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
If you don't put that on that magazine.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
And I'm gonna force all of the Democrats we put
in the Google eggs to read them every day.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
That side dodec Bride, that's light the ruin of you.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
And so days so the ecited.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Just God, no, premas, how good is that?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Here?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Lord Matt Henderson, I didn't even get afraid. I wore
when this came out.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I wore this out. We're talking maybe a dozen listens
in a row without stopping going to the end of
the cassette, fast forwarding.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Salog.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
God, how good do you feel? How about it?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
That guy from Telegram getting arrested, and that's suspects.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
What's worse Tim Walls pulling his kid's arm out of
a socket or the guy who wants Telegram getting arrested.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I'm telling you. The regime is just telling you what
they are going to do to you if you step
out of line. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
You run a free speech platform in the United States,
and you left the United States and you were arrested
by one of our friends. I'm half of the United States.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Well that sounds fair. That is the most free speech
I've ever heard of.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
That's right, Rice Hill, I want to set the boy
strip never would not do.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Without that looks.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
According to Drudge, Trump is now running away from abortion bents.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Trump now wants more immigration.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Now we want the right ones in making as many
of the right babies that we need, I think.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
According to Drudge Report dot Com, Trump is struggling to
get his group back right.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Jay Billy Blado study.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Gody Loger Shilly that.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
The Star Troopers of.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Jubb of the album speaking glashr Die, do.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Not unlive yourself.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
No, no, we cannot have people unliving yourself because then
you will not be able to watch listen to the show.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Right, let's go at yourself yourself, get yourself, get yourself now, idea.
(14:22):
I tell you what, I want to kill themselves at TLA,
no doubt.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
But they're not gonna have to do because the idea
of his launching preemptive strikes into Lebanon has Hesbela fires
back hundreds of rockets. It is reel foils, attacks on mesade,
on the intel bases.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
The air world mocks terror.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I remember Columbus, Ohio, they made they hit this mosch part.
I hit a skinhead in the face with a full
pitture of beer and then there was a huge fight
and then they said, who did it?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Nobody knew slug on. That's what I told the guys.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Jazz. Let's lose.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Anyways, I'm over on uh, I'm over on X there,
on Twitter, whatever you call it. I'm over on there
getting yelled at because I like Pantera. I'm I'm sorry,
I'm sure, I'm sure I've told you this story. I'm
on stage in Dallas, Texas, ray j E.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
This is PC Squad. Yes, I will play my own band.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
This song is called Rage of Domics and it's off
the album et Turtle Roots a Lot and the decks
like my Man Daddy Walking, I'm flying, I'm.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
The Rynomics.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
He so much that out watch Light Out Now I.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
The news love like check someone recognois sing alog, you
know grass.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Closer, you know brass.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
You've got a course of go every recognize how do
you field the course? And thrash No, no, because I
love Pantera.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Because Vinnie Paul happened to be in an audience of
a show that I did, introduced himself. I probably introduced
myself to him. He showed him on the back of
my album. I had a track called PST eight eight
PSD eighty eight, and he said, bro, let's.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Go out and party. And then we went to the
clubhouse bottle service, free kass. We went to Waterburger and
then went home and rage got it tup, let us
go Yeah, I wrote that, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
That's we did a gamble fuck you love duck and
gabble dumped.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
It ducking little a lot right, no.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
B bets.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
And I gave a raker nomas.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Oh, I'm having a good time today. I'm the pannicking
of moss leaders now hiding in plain sight. This guy,
says a woman. Oh no, no, no, I heard he
was stealing luggage at the Lax Airport. That's room.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
No is that true? Right? Bag?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
This is mean a simple waste, great grace.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Fu oh bro back days fight. Fuck? Wow, now what
that stop? That's why I oh yeah went way yeah
rapock I never ca wow wow and that jump out
(18:22):
run back.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
You're right up round.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
We're going wrong. Where went black Boy?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Did you see those astronauts stuck up in space?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
No? No, and Boeing can't get him down? We say
it's government can't get him down and get.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
The back of the batter.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I heard Elon Musk agreed to get these two astronauts
down if the U United States government pretended to treat
everybody failure, including him Rock.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
We're still thinking about it. Let's go excite that side
of your cubicle. Broaing, Haymakers, you're in the break room.
You broke somebody's leg.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah, and now.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Hey, you want to breathe Greece.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
According to uh, if you go to a sauna, according
to the sauna, whatever happens in the sauna stays in
the sauna. Now it's called new diplomacy according to Trudge. Here,
you don't want so much steam. They can't see this
steal this election.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, so this is corporal shred.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Love that.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
What's y'all?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Now?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Friends, a bread or says be John with Billy's all
point the frieze control.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
And my mass puck a rock your three tails on
which yours can go?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Your jurnay puck the.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Cares a craze where the great and then the man says.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Time, I'll go way up.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
I mean he said, let's ask mile right, Yeah, let's
ask where I'm back?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Why?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Hart say, Cat said you want that's right? Said, that's
my can't My job is sound that stay? Oh go clock,
The troll says, cry.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
From the baby, that's why a rock control.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
The shouts for here with dots out. We saw you
out right snap out? Job?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
What else sigf? Somebody steps out off the roll in racing?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
No, it's.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
With all the surveillance, we can't stop people from getting stabbed.
When you think according to their social media, the fact
that they can hear the sound of sharpening knives in
the background probably means the're up to no good.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
German police arrest a suspect and an isis stamping rampage Toto,
Sarah and Solo jud.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Massa's asteroids mashing mission permanently knocked the moon off or man, wait,
that can't be real because the moon's fake?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I'm telling you, folks, are you have to maintain your
breath and inside of the entirety.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Of your breath is your gratitude. Is your joy, actual joy,
not the.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Manufactured joy propaganda being forced down your throats.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
No, your joy ticket ticket ticket cheaper. No, that's called joy.
I swear to God, I'm choking. No that's cold. No
that's joy. No, I swear to God, I'm losing my life. No,
that's called joy. I said you wanted to see Jesus.
We're gonna help you anyways.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Uh. You know, we are a water based being, and
that does mean, folks, that the moon just is the
same way.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
It affects the tides also affects you.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
But if you know it, if you see this all
of a sudden, you're having subconscious, unconscious thoughts and they're
spiraling out of control, then you might think to yourself,
wait a minute, those are just thoughts that I have
no control over. If I follow down the rabbit all
of these thoughts and put them into reality, I'm definitely
going to have a reality that will be a healthcape.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
But if I see it for what it is and
I turned.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
It into anxiety, I can just as easily turn that
anxiety into being grateful, into gratitude, and take the fullness.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Of your breath as a gift that it is to
allow you to be here rest in peace. Brad t
help right, I gets bossed.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
The road.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
That's right, I'm sleeping in my cart here.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
If I told you what I've told you this before,
if I come three more times in a parking lot,
I have to vote Republican. We okay, I know we're
(24:25):
dancing in the street Ianas now they kicked us off
this gay beach oasis that florists in Michigan's file belted
here about that.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
They've got the gay.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Beach, They've got the Christian beach, and then they've got
the Muslim beach.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
You've got burkas, you've.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Got veils, and then you've got naked gay got well,
I only go for the lesbians.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Oh my god, you give me a thick lesbian carrying
a softball back to your lord. Put on the advisor
and get over here. That rip was good, I know it.
If the crowd went wild, Have you guys checked out the.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden both shows, I would
definitely say, just walking scientists trying to re engineer, a
cow's stomach wine just rosy O'donnald you need a transplant.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Slop on a mother fucking drive.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
The stays one night.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Oh get wait, oh, I do have shows coming up
that's right now? No no, September sixth, No, no, no,
we where are gonna sign.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Comedy track?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
September six I'm gonna be at Hennett Winery there in
Pine Top, North Carolina. September nineteenth, I'm gonna be in
a show Low, North Carolina at the Forehouse and I'm
gonna be doing low Post comedy there September twenty sixth
and Fayetteville. All dates were at Johnsole dot net. You
can get the show at Whiskey and theoserver dot com.
You can get that podcast on Spreaker, on Spotify, on
(25:58):
Apple Music, on iHeartRadio and.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
One day there's gotta be a damn producer, a program
director that reaches out that says we.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Need this radio in the morning.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
I know he did.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
The commute only has to be long enough to go
for my home office and the coffee machine and back.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
God bless everybody. We'll see you on Wednesday.
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