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(00:00):
We're seeing what this guy has reallydone on it. What he is the
greatest professional likely in the world today. Look at this go for I shall
(00:27):
not seek and I will not acceptdenomination of my party for another term as
your president. But let men everywhereknow, however, that a strong and
(00:48):
a confident and a vigilant America standsready tonight to seek an honorable peace,
and stands ready tonight to defend anhonored cause, whatever the price, whatever
the burden, whatever the sacris thatduty may require. Thank you for listening,
(01:15):
good night, and God bless allof you are, fellow Americans.
I want to take a moment toaddress some of the hateful shit you've been
talking about me. Many of youhave said I am suffering from brain worms,
or that I have apple sauce forbrains. Well, I won't miss
words, so here it is,fuck you. You're all a bunch of
faggots. End a quote, repeatthe line, So enjoy President Cackles or
(01:37):
President Boota juice. I really don'tgive two fucks anymore. Biden out.
I also want to close with onemessage to the Democrat Party. End this
farce that Joe Biden is going tobe your nominee. We know he's not
even the president of the United States. He's a puppet for the managerial class.
So have the guts to step upand be honest about who you're actually
going to put up so we canhave an honest debate. Biden should step
aside, end his candidacy now sowe can see whether it's Newsome or Michelle,
(02:01):
Obama or whoever else. Just tellus the truth so we can have
an obstaga. That's a good afternoon. I want to love them, these
leaders for coming in to have thisvery important discussion about some of the most
pressing issues of our time. Iam Kamala Harris, my punounser, she
(02:24):
and her. I'm a woman sittingat the table wearing a blue suit,
and last week I took a bulletfor democracy and Harris clone to be present.
(02:44):
Text five and you can vote ifany times you want. Now there
you go, and it'll be asreal as the news tell us things like
they told us fifteen News and Beerdoctored everybody on Twitter. I'm only at
(03:16):
Twitter at John told Instagram reel JohnToylet I have is my guest today too.
Gentlemen who need no introduction, Youyeah, who are you? What's
key? And flip rivers? Whatsomething? But my shiver riffs? Nothing
in the name of riffs? Whata six point three tip? I got
(03:40):
it? Rock? Yeah, thatwas sweet good. It was an I'm
only do a thousand times second andwell secondment. First, yeah, yeah,
(04:01):
it is goes in hell and exhill and realize that that is the
(04:24):
totality of your experience inside of thesimulation. You are here to enjoy yourself,
to live with gratitude, giving loveand faith forward as your first step
as you listen to the apocalypse.Now, I don't believe my eyes.
(04:46):
Where is Joe Biden? I'm supposedto believe? Just just this piece of
paper? What if I walk intoNo, I feel like Tommy at the
end of Good Fellas. Joe,come on down to the basement and let
me show you this head on thewall. It's just an empty pluck I
know. Bang your next Just stickalong, everybody, it's the tombs.
(05:21):
Why would I lie? I wouldlie to get the job. I would
lie why I'm going down on youto get my job in San Francisco.
And then I would wear a cob. I'd throw everybody in jail, and
then I'd smoke weed and night eatdinner at French laundry with Avenusom, and
then I would make sure I coveredfor the weekend of predence Bernie presidency for
Joe Biden. I would not saya word for four years, knowing I
(05:42):
was gonna get my chance. Now, you you cannot trust this merchandise that
the d n C is selling us? Are they even selling us? They're
forcing it down our throats. Now, It's gonna cost you a dollar if
you want to see our candidate comeback here and look behind the curtain.
No, no, no, ifyou want to look behind this curtain,
you're gonna have to pay. That'sright. Does everybody believe what is happening
(06:04):
here in the home and with JoeBiden supposedly stepping down, we still need
proof of life. His signature didlook strong, even though it did not
look like any of the signature's previouslydone. Has anybody figured that out yet?
Is Kim Cheatle currently being waterboarded insideof a congressional committee right now?
No? I want her crumbled down, hand in her face or face in
(06:27):
her hands. I want her bawling, I want her sobbing. George Sorows's
kid made me do it. Now. She said that I was not gonna
get my lake house through be inthe buzzlim brotherhood. No, I had
to go along with the plan.I had to trust the plan. If
I didn't, I was gonna goand get my with everybody else. And
then they're gonna find out that itwas allowed and there was drone? How
did the sniper have air superiority overthe shooting scene? How was that possible?
(06:53):
Who allowed it? And all ofthose questions are going to get answered
today as soon as the USPS deliversLindsey Rams letter to Kim Cheetle's house.
Is Kamela Harris the one on theMillion Girl? Or is the glass gonna
break and Hillary Clinton is gonna comefrom behind the curtain with a chair shot
(07:16):
to the back of the head.I can't believe it. I'm shot out
of a cannon right now. Notthe thing I've been talking about for four
years is finally happening, exactly likeI said it would. No, I
feel like the dog who caught thecar. No, why would I lie?
This whole show is about telling thetruth. That's where I know you
have your truth filter set on elevenand you never deviate. Whatever pops into
(07:39):
your mind is the truth, becausethat is what this show is built on.
Raging in the simulation on Denver's topictic rocket, his whiskey, and
the surfer to entertainment algorithms coming toyou live from the year twenty sixty five
using a stolen time machine from thethirty third sub level of the They're at
(08:00):
Innver Airport. That's right, comeon down, and we are here to
save America one rock rift of atime using absurdity and crack the absurdity of
the uniparty's control over America. Rightnow, folks, we've got a country
to say. Let's go. It'sAndrew w K. Are you ready to
party? You're raring old white becauseyou're a painter. You're wearing hivehiz because
you work outside. You're sweating todeath because global warming is fake, and
(08:22):
it's the summer. That's right.Stop what yeah a lot by stop stop.
(09:01):
The d n C will be partyinghard. They do have enough time
for an actual primary. They dohave enough time for actual debates and then
to have their candidates sucks down orat least down to the top three by
the time they hit the convention.Will the DNC convention be a love fest?
Will they be getting along or willthey fight out? Boy in the
personal privilege, stop using gendered lutyour very breathless a microaggression. So do
(09:30):
you think what? No? Iwant to see now? I want to
see the Hamas Caucus show up withhigh pak. They're gotta be fist fighting
on the floor. They just wantoff lay money flying everywhere. Oh my
god, that's actual American currency.What's so debased? Number? Winner money
used to be worth something and itwas based on the gold standard. Remember
then then the dec was on it. And then they saystematically ruin the money,
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and then they saystematically ruin the food, and then they saystematically ruin the
air, and then they systematically ruinthe water. And here you are waiting
for your lawsuit money from Campbella.June's got a body going bodyguard. Oh
no, I just took a Trentto Ice coffee shot to the face.
(10:18):
I feel like Kamala Harris is gettinga race. Oh dear god, now
I'm telling you right now. Inan alternate scenario, the doors fly open
to the Whitehouse, Kamala Harris showsup, she's dressed like a cop.
She's got Joe Biden and handcuffs.It's the longest sting in American crime history.
And America's back. And then isit going to be Trump versus Harris,
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Trump versus Clinton, Trump versus Newsome, Trump versus the deep stator of
the whole world against the United States, and we're here to fight them all.
I didn't do it. I didn'tdo it. I can't proud all
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the things. Oh, I mean, I'm pretty proud of the show right
now. It's war zone now,I know. I'm like, No,
I've always been different, one footover the line. No, No,
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I'm a real crowd when it comesto communion. I am right on your
heels. Lady, hurry up.You give it the bow, Dan,
you give it the two hands up. That's right, body of Christ.
Amen. There he is right therein your hands, folks, the Lord
and Savior himself inside of the house. And you take it inside of your
own vessel, which has been cleared, I said, and filled with the
Holy Spirit. The next time you'reraging in the simulation, Sure, the
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line of the Starbucks is long?Are you yelling at anybody? Of course
not, because you're Jesus bubble isand tax don't. No, I have
not found the time to ingest anyevil in this simulation. No, I
went, I've sent my simulation onzero evil. That's right. I am
here for the spirit of the Lord. Now when he comes and absolutely hems
everybody up in the apocalypse, I'mgoing to be standing there on binoculars from
a slope roof watching. Yeah,I'm things get out. I didn't do
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it. I didn't do it.No, I did not do it.
I can't say no. I havenot been running the White House in between
balloons of Heroin, in between rolls, rails of cocaine and fendo. Who's
on the phone? My my granddaughterthat refused to acknowledge notes sender the voice.
Now, who's on the phone?My brother, who was also the
bag man in the operation, senthim to voice now coming to you from
(12:45):
Russia. Folks. Yeah, youdo realize where people are listening to the
show all over the world of thecult of way Off. I'm the talk
flat taking the play Africa back onflass door Nehl of that day. We
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got Russia, We've got India,We've got Turkey, We've got South Africa.
Checking in right now, Hollywood ragingright now, Texas ranging right now
here on the coast of the Carolina'sraging right now. Folks listening in Wilmington,
folks listening in North Myrtle Beach,and what is turning into both of
those cities as they connect to Lognoday We have the day. So even
(13:28):
though this is Denver's tab iconic rock, I'm coming to you miles from the
coast of that's right, the midAtlantic. No, no Canado, because
I want to sweat to death withhumidity, but also have the opportunity to
get a lobster role at the sametime, not being around Yankee fans.
No, I don't ask for much. No. I want to wear hive
(13:50):
Viz and I wear to wear cambellI want to have a mullet and my
make America great again. Hatta walkaround like I'm normal man's twin. Do
my crocs match? No, theynever do, but I only wear I
miss mass crops to the good Walmart. That's right. Well, how do
you know if it's a good Walmartor a bad Walmart? I'll tell you
how you know if it's a badWalmart. I went into an auto Center
one day and inside of the AutoCenter it was a manger scene. That's
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right. It was around Christmas.Inside of the major scene. Who do
you see there, Joseph. That'sright, Saint Joseph, the terror of
demons, the Virgin Mary herself aboutto bring a Christ into this earth,
surrounded by the wise Man, surroundedby the animals, surrounded by the straw
and they'll go. That's right.And in that manger scene at the at
(14:35):
the good Walmart or was it thebad Walmart? You tell me. I
look down at that baby Jesus inthe major it was zip tide, so
no one would steal them. That'snot good. I'm telling you know.
These Satanists are stealing the host formass They're stealing the baby Jesus from a
big box door major scenes. Everybodyknows it round me. Speaking of Get
(14:56):
Out being a documentary, do youthink they've already downloaded the by the spirit
of Joe Biden digitally into a blackguy that they getting handled And then how
long until the Barack Obama takes thatnew clone out water boarding and gives them
the drowning treatment to be in Theyalready tried this once and that's why they
had to drown the first guy?Is that true? I did not know
that. We'll get Why don't theymake a clone that can swim. Let's
(15:20):
figure that technical technology out before wedownload the president into it's had all blast,
they can destroy it, that's right. What do you guys think of
Moscow? Dougbergh did raging England,checking in Ireland, checking in Spain,
checking in Portugal, checking and Germany, checking in Poland, checking in I'll
(15:41):
let the show back into Ukraine asin as they agree to stop the war
and get NATO out of there.This nomination is a hot potato who wants
(16:11):
to run again Kamala Harris and becalled a racist? Joe Mangin, no
governor Whitmer now Kevin Newsom. Nowit's the talking heads. Yeah, uh
huh wow, what a timeline tobe living in, folks. All of
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a sudden, the party who screamsdemocracy the alloudest, they forego they're third
primary in a row. They gostraight to the nomination process. Now they're
figuring how to illegally get Joe Biden'smoney over to Kamala Harris. He still
gets ten percent. Isn't that greatthat that's cooked? In I got a
good way to get America out ofdebt. How about if America received ten
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percent of what Joe Biden gets andthen we'll be out of debt in Lake
three years. Check. Oh,it's the businessman Donald Trump. He's showing
up to the rally in Grand Rabbidswith the prayers and the vitamins, the
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Trump bomaniacs lining up for hours ata time. Niles and Miles Long.
Remember when they tried it out fakenews against Donald Trump, and he immediately
took it from him, turned itand be like the bad guy's coming and
he's got for the chair shot.The good guy turns around, he takes
the chair from the guy, hedelivers his own chair shot. It is
(17:44):
a reversal. And that's what DonaldTrump did with fake news. And they
tried it with Green New Deal,and he countered with Green New scam.
And this weekend he said, Itook a bullet for democracy and with that
he has captured democracy's fled one side, handing over democracy to a tapetalitarian leadership
where they just hand off the batonto each other. Nothing. He handing
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me to this baton? Why doesit smell like barrock? No, I
want to know. So did Trumpcapture the flag? I'd like to know
if did Donald Trump capture the flag? Wow? No, I did he
(18:30):
capture the flag? They might havemy setup because it is from forty years
in the future, using technology thati've pot in the ninety sis thing.
All of my pots are are dirtyand they all sound that. The sound
sounds crazy. So I've got thisthing rigged. You'd never throw away a
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box of cords, I'll tell youthat much. Now, No, you
got to keep that. And younever know when you have to rig a
whamcam to another thing for a webcam, run not around a light and then
stick it in the back of yourcomputer. There can only be a certain
amount of footage from the side ofthe wall because that's how long your power
strip is. Now, somehow yourother devices have to also reach that.
And so here you are, andyou've got nine extensions later, and Joe
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Biden's still running arranging in the simulation. It's Wheeler Walker Junior, and he's
gonna teach you some folks about loveand what he likes. When it comes
to the ladies, the West CoastSilicon women real they're flying their kid yep
look snow fum titted, fucking tittieson the titties off part wrong. Oh
(19:36):
no, in up in New YorkCity on him, milk tap bits like
change your cage, but I've burledit, firm burdens. If you want
me to tell the truth, Ilike my puss in boss girl always having
a pound, comes along to awhaling two watching telling on my cock and
(19:56):
bottle a long a girl and acamera. No, no, no,
Kamala Harris through the front door ofthe White House. She's got a cowboy
head on, She's got a miniskirt, she's got the fuck Me boots
from Christen Cinema, and Joe Bidenis in handcuffs leading her away. She's
got a sequin FBI jacket. WillieBrown is carrying her out of the building.
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Swallow woman heading to Chicago to securethe most FREEUS. What city would
you take it to? What citywould you take it to? If you
really wanted to make democracy and putit on display? Would you not take
it to Chicago? I mean withthe graft, the corruption, the black
site at home, and and themurders day in and day out. Pussy,
(20:38):
I don't know, how about Iknow I like my pussy and boots.
I also like my pussy pretending hegot beat up while getting a sandwich
at one o'clock in the morning bya couple of Nigerians wearing mega hats,
yelling this as mega country Homo puttand then dumping bleach on him. Remember
when they tried to sell that toyou? Remember when they tried to lay
(20:59):
of the noose in the NASCAR race. Do you remember when they tried to
sell you the Charlottesville Oaks. Youremember when they tried to sell you you
can keep your doctor and keep yourplan. Fifteen days and we're gonna be
back to the new normal. I'mgong to no no no. Girl in
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Ca had don't know. I wonderwhat Michelle Obama looks like in a cowboy
hat. I be that's a hotnumber. Is it gonna be Harris?
Is it gonna be Obama? Isit gonna be Clinton? It has to
be a woman, right, anall woman ticket to secure the suburban woman
vote. Oh my god, it'spanned about you. Oh it's manic hispanic
(21:49):
with I can't scape when I'm justsitting not. All I can do is
anges dance like Molly Ring well,what am I doing? Round Horse,
Cowboy? Happen? Round Horse,Cowboy happen. Make learn us how to
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get a Remember when Dicky Barrett hadto leave The Kimmel Show because he wouldn't
be vaccinated. Crown Horse, Cowboyhat Tuesday Show. We've already got the
music set up Achman Turner, overdrive, some Havoc, We've got some
Christopher Cross, We've got some obituary, some Frank Zappa, some Pennywise,
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Round Horse, some Curse the Almightybio Hazard off the first record. God,
could you imagine growing up? Andonly you have to do is sit
in the background and do that's myOh my god, Dad, you're sitting
there riding the e string. Ohit's me. Every time I play bas
in a band. Oh no,no, I gotta do these positive youveth
(23:15):
crew jomps. Now, if I'mplaying something complicated, I stand out like
a statue. But if I pretendlike I know what I'm playing, I
can jump around and act the fool. I mean, I can't do it
now because at my age, dearLord, I would pull a hamstring.
No, I do have tiers ofa clown. If you want to watch
me have ultimate tiers of a clown. Come and see me. That's right.
Why are you gonna come and seeme? You're gonna see me on
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the twenty No, what is thatJuly twenty six, folks, that's right,
it's this week this Friday at Frey'sin Wilmington, Dynamite line up.
All that information is on my Facebookpage at John Tole. It's also on
my Instagram at Real John Tole.They also put clips to the show.
Please interact, folks, no matterwhere you are in the world right now,
(23:57):
in order to break through the algorithm, in order to break through the
barriers that they've put up to keepthe show from spreading, to keep humanity's
freedom from spreading, they are makingsure that no one hears it. I
need you to talk to at leastfive of your friends today and say,
hey, somewhere in the United Statesof America, a guy is losing his
mind over rock riffs, one secondat a time, losing his mind finding
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it, living open heartedly, livingthe spiritual life, in the spiritual warfare
that we find ourselves at the endof humanity, speak of the We'll get
(25:07):
a visiting priest yesterday in our parish. You want to pick up the pieces
of your life in America, folks, it starts with Jesus. You know,
Jesus was not loved in his hometown, and after performing some minor miracles,
he needed some time. And whatdid he do. He surrounded himself
(25:32):
with his friends. He went offin silence. And maybe that's what you
should do, and your folks andyour reality folks, consult your friends,
consider slowing down. You get toa quiet place and you focus, and
(25:56):
whenever your peace is interrupted, youreach back out with compassion, folks.
And if you can maintain that stateand remove the fear from this news cycle,
that all of this stuff has beenwar games, steps and steps and
(26:18):
steps ahead, and we don't knowif it's gonna work, and you may
have to put this country back together. But that's why you were put on
this earth. That's why you weregiven the choice to come down here and
engage inside of this battle, thisbattle for armageddon. That's right. And
(26:41):
every single day you wake up andyou wake up with fill it with the
Holy Spirit, and you fill withgratitude, You give thanks for everything that
you have, and you stop wanting. The very idea is the idea of
wanting is a rejection of the perfecteternal moment that you find yourself in.
You should be so accepting of thereality you find yourself in. There is
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no fear, there's no doubt,there's no anxiety. There's just your breath
and where you find it, andyou live joyfully right from there. And
this is Whiskey and the Surfer,Folks, Whiskey and Thesurfer dot com.
(27:27):
Send the show to some of yourfriends, post it on your social hit
me up on Instagram at real JohnTole, Post to seventeen in the chat
under one of the pictures. Iwant to know who's out there listening.
I want to have a direct conversationfrom my heart to your heart with our
ears in the middle. We're gonnaput this order back in order, not
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the new world order, the orderthat has always been with God first,
with Jesus in the Holy Spirit asthe ultimate Trinity, folks, and we
are going to win this. Theend has already been written. Y
We're seeing what this guy has reallydone on it. What he is the
greatest professional likely in the world today. Look at this go for I shall
(00:27):
not seek and I will not acceptdenomination of my party for another term as
your president. But let men everywhereknow, however, that a strong and
(00:48):
a confident and a vigilant America standsready tonight to seek an honorable peace,
and stands ready tonight to defend anhonored cause, whatever the price, whatever
the burden, whatever the sacris thatduty may require. Thank you for listening,
(01:15):
good night, and God bless allof you are, fellow Americans.
I want to take a moment toaddress some of the hateful shit you've been
talking about me. Many of youhave said I am suffering from brain worms,
or that I have apple sauce forbrains. Well, I won't miss
words, so here it is,fuck you. You're all a bunch of
faggots. End a quote, repeatthe line, So enjoy President Cackles or
(01:37):
President Boota juice. I really don'tgive two fucks anymore. Biden out.
I also want to close with onemessage to the Democrat Party. End this
farce that Joe Biden is going tobe your nominee. We know he's not
even the president of the United States. He's a puppet for the managerial class.
So have the guts to step upand be honest about who you're actually
going to put up so we canhave an honest debate. Biden should step
aside, end his candidacy now sowe can see whether it's Newsome or Michelle,
(02:01):
Obama or whoever else. Just tellus the truth so we can have
an obstaga. That's a good afternoon. I want to love them, these
leaders for coming in to have thisvery important discussion about some of the most
pressing issues of our time. Iam Kamala Harris, my punounser, she
(02:24):
and her. I'm a woman sittingat the table wearing a blue suit,
and last week I took a bulletfor democracy and Harris clone to be present.
(02:44):
Text five and you can vote ifany times you want. Now there
you go, and it'll be asreal as the news tell us things like
they told us fifteen News and Beerdoctored everybody on Twitter. I'm only at
(03:16):
Twitter at John told Instagram reel JohnToylet I have is my guest today too.
Gentlemen who need no introduction, Youyeah, who are you? What's
key? And flip rivers? Whatsomething? But my shiver riffs? Nothing
in the name of riffs? Whata six point three tip? I got
(03:40):
it? Rock? Yeah, thatwas sweet good. It was an I'm
only do a thousand times second andwell secondment. First, yeah, yeah,
(04:01):
it is goes in hell and exhill and realize that that is the
(04:24):
totality of your experience inside of thesimulation. You are here to enjoy yourself,
to live with gratitude, giving loveand faith forward as your first step
as you listen to the apocalypse.Now, I don't believe my eyes.
(04:46):
Where is Joe Biden? I'm supposedto believe? Just just this piece of
paper? What if I walk intoNo, I feel like Tommy at the
end of Good Fellas. Joe,come on down to the basement and let
me show you this head on thewall. It's just an empty pluck I
know. Bang your next Just stickalong, everybody, it's the tombs.
(05:21):
Why would I lie? I wouldlie to get the job. I would
lie why I'm going down on youto get my job in San Francisco.
And then I would wear a cob. I'd throw everybody in jail, and
then I'd smoke weed and night eatdinner at French laundry with Avenusom, and
then I would make sure I coveredfor the weekend of predence Bernie presidency for
Joe Biden. I would not saya word for four years, knowing I
(05:42):
was gonna get my chance. Now, you you cannot trust this merchandise that
the d n C is selling us? Are they even selling us? They're
forcing it down our throats. Now, It's gonna cost you a dollar if
you want to see our candidate comeback here and look behind the curtain.
No, no, no, ifyou want to look behind this curtain,
you're gonna have to pay. That'sright. Does everybody believe what is happening
(06:04):
here in the home and with JoeBiden supposedly stepping down, we still need
proof of life. His signature didlook strong, even though it did not
look like any of the signature's previouslydone. Has anybody figured that out yet?
Is Kim Cheatle currently being waterboarded insideof a congressional committee right now?
No? I want her crumbled down, hand in her face or face in
(06:27):
her hands. I want her bawling, I want her sobbing. George Sorows's
kid made me do it. Now. She said that I was not gonna
get my lake house through be inthe buzzlim brotherhood. No, I had
to go along with the plan.I had to trust the plan. If
I didn't, I was gonna goand get my with everybody else. And
then they're gonna find out that itwas allowed and there was drone? How
did the sniper have air superiority overthe shooting scene? How was that possible?
(06:53):
Who allowed it? And all ofthose questions are going to get answered
today as soon as the USPS deliversLindsey Rams letter to Kim Cheetle's house.
Is Kamela Harris the one on theMillion Girl? Or is the glass gonna
break and Hillary Clinton is gonna comefrom behind the curtain with a chair shot
(07:16):
to the back of the head.I can't believe it. I'm shot out
of a cannon right now. Notthe thing I've been talking about for four
years is finally happening, exactly likeI said it would. No, I
feel like the dog who caught thecar. No, why would I lie?
This whole show is about telling thetruth. That's where I know you
have your truth filter set on elevenand you never deviate. Whatever pops into
(07:39):
your mind is the truth, becausethat is what this show is built on.
Raging in the simulation on Denver's topictic rocket, his whiskey, and
the surfer to entertainment algorithms coming toyou live from the year twenty sixty five
using a stolen time machine from thethirty third sub level of the They're at
(08:00):
Innver Airport. That's right, comeon down, and we are here to
save America one rock rift of atime using absurdity and crack the absurdity of
the uniparty's control over America. Rightnow, folks, we've got a country
to say. Let's go. It'sAndrew w K. Are you ready to
party? You're raring old white becauseyou're a painter. You're wearing hivehiz because
you work outside. You're sweating todeath because global warming is fake, and
(08:22):
it's the summer. That's right.Stop what yeah a lot by stop stop.
(09:01):
The d n C will be partyinghard. They do have enough time
for an actual primary. They dohave enough time for actual debates and then
to have their candidates sucks down orat least down to the top three by
the time they hit the convention.Will the DNC convention be a love fest?
Will they be getting along or willthey fight out? Boy in the
personal privilege, stop using gendered lutyour very breathless a microaggression. So do
(09:30):
you think what? No? Iwant to see now? I want to
see the Hamas Caucus show up withhigh pak. They're gotta be fist fighting
on the floor. They just wantoff lay money flying everywhere. Oh my
god, that's actual American currency.What's so debased? Number? Winner money
used to be worth something and itwas based on the gold standard. Remember
then then the dec was on it. And then they saystematically ruin the money,
(09:52):
and then they saystematically ruin the food, and then they saystematically ruin the
air, and then they systematically ruinthe water. And here you are waiting
for your lawsuit money from Campbella.June's got a body going bodyguard. Oh
no, I just took a Trentto Ice coffee shot to the face.
(10:18):
I feel like Kamala Harris is gettinga race. Oh dear god, now
I'm telling you right now. Inan alternate scenario, the doors fly open
to the Whitehouse, Kamala Harris showsup, she's dressed like a cop.
She's got Joe Biden and handcuffs.It's the longest sting in American crime history.
And America's back. And then isit going to be Trump versus Harris,
(10:41):
Trump versus Clinton, Trump versus Newsome, Trump versus the deep stator of
the whole world against the United States, and we're here to fight them all.
I didn't do it. I didn'tdo it. I can't proud all
(11:01):
the things. Oh, I mean, I'm pretty proud of the show right
now. It's war zone now,I know. I'm like, No,
I've always been different, one footover the line. No, No,
(11:22):
I'm a real crowd when it comesto communion. I am right on your
heels. Lady, hurry up.You give it the bow, Dan,
you give it the two hands up. That's right, body of Christ.
Amen. There he is right therein your hands, folks, the Lord
and Savior himself inside of the house. And you take it inside of your
own vessel, which has been cleared, I said, and filled with the
Holy Spirit. The next time you'reraging in the simulation, Sure, the
(11:46):
line of the Starbucks is long?Are you yelling at anybody? Of course
not, because you're Jesus bubble isand tax don't. No, I have
not found the time to ingest anyevil in this simulation. No, I
went, I've sent my simulation onzero evil. That's right. I am
here for the spirit of the Lord. Now when he comes and absolutely hems
everybody up in the apocalypse, I'mgoing to be standing there on binoculars from
a slope roof watching. Yeah,I'm things get out. I didn't do
(12:18):
it. I didn't do it.No, I did not do it.
I can't say no. I havenot been running the White House in between
balloons of Heroin, in between rolls, rails of cocaine and fendo. Who's
on the phone? My my granddaughterthat refused to acknowledge notes sender the voice.
Now, who's on the phone?My brother, who was also the
bag man in the operation, senthim to voice now coming to you from
(12:45):
Russia. Folks. Yeah, youdo realize where people are listening to the
show all over the world of thecult of way Off. I'm the talk
flat taking the play Africa back onflass door Nehl of that day. We
(13:07):
got Russia, We've got India,We've got Turkey, We've got South Africa.
Checking in right now, Hollywood ragingright now, Texas ranging right now
here on the coast of the Carolina'sraging right now. Folks listening in Wilmington,
folks listening in North Myrtle Beach,and what is turning into both of
those cities as they connect to Lognoday We have the day. So even
(13:28):
though this is Denver's tab iconic rock, I'm coming to you miles from the
coast of that's right, the midAtlantic. No, no Canado, because
I want to sweat to death withhumidity, but also have the opportunity to
get a lobster role at the sametime, not being around Yankee fans.
No, I don't ask for much. No. I want to wear hive
(13:50):
Viz and I wear to wear cambellI want to have a mullet and my
make America great again. Hatta walkaround like I'm normal man's twin. Do
my crocs match? No, theynever do, but I only wear I
miss mass crops to the good Walmart. That's right. Well, how do
you know if it's a good Walmartor a bad Walmart? I'll tell you
how you know if it's a badWalmart. I went into an auto Center
one day and inside of the AutoCenter it was a manger scene. That's
(14:11):
right. It was around Christmas.Inside of the major scene. Who do
you see there, Joseph. That'sright, Saint Joseph, the terror of
demons, the Virgin Mary herself aboutto bring a Christ into this earth,
surrounded by the wise Man, surroundedby the animals, surrounded by the straw
and they'll go. That's right.And in that manger scene at the at
(14:35):
the good Walmart or was it thebad Walmart? You tell me. I
look down at that baby Jesus inthe major it was zip tide, so
no one would steal them. That'snot good. I'm telling you know.
These Satanists are stealing the host formass They're stealing the baby Jesus from a
big box door major scenes. Everybodyknows it round me. Speaking of Get
(14:56):
Out being a documentary, do youthink they've already downloaded the by the spirit
of Joe Biden digitally into a blackguy that they getting handled And then how
long until the Barack Obama takes thatnew clone out water boarding and gives them
the drowning treatment to be in Theyalready tried this once and that's why they
had to drown the first guy?Is that true? I did not know
that. We'll get Why don't theymake a clone that can swim. Let's
(15:20):
figure that technical technology out before wedownload the president into it's had all blast,
they can destroy it, that's right. What do you guys think of
Moscow? Dougbergh did raging England,checking in Ireland, checking in Spain,
checking in Portugal, checking and Germany, checking in Poland, checking in I'll
(15:41):
let the show back into Ukraine asin as they agree to stop the war
and get NATO out of there.This nomination is a hot potato who wants
(16:11):
to run again Kamala Harris and becalled a racist? Joe Mangin, no
governor Whitmer now Kevin Newsom. Nowit's the talking heads. Yeah, uh
huh wow, what a timeline tobe living in, folks. All of
(16:36):
a sudden, the party who screamsdemocracy the alloudest, they forego they're third
primary in a row. They gostraight to the nomination process. Now they're
figuring how to illegally get Joe Biden'smoney over to Kamala Harris. He still
gets ten percent. Isn't that greatthat that's cooked? In I got a
good way to get America out ofdebt. How about if America received ten
(17:00):
percent of what Joe Biden gets andthen we'll be out of debt in Lake
three years. Check. Oh,it's the businessman Donald Trump. He's showing
up to the rally in Grand Rabbidswith the prayers and the vitamins, the
(17:23):
Trump bomaniacs lining up for hours ata time. Niles and Miles Long.
Remember when they tried it out fakenews against Donald Trump, and he immediately
took it from him, turned itand be like the bad guy's coming and
he's got for the chair shot.The good guy turns around, he takes
the chair from the guy, hedelivers his own chair shot. It is
(17:44):
a reversal. And that's what DonaldTrump did with fake news. And they
tried it with Green New Deal,and he countered with Green New scam.
And this weekend he said, Itook a bullet for democracy and with that
he has captured democracy's fled one side, handing over democracy to a tapetalitarian leadership
where they just hand off the batonto each other. Nothing. He handing
(18:07):
me to this baton? Why doesit smell like barrock? No, I
want to know. So did Trumpcapture the flag? I'd like to know
if did Donald Trump capture the flag? Wow? No, I did he
(18:30):
capture the flag? They might havemy setup because it is from forty years
in the future, using technology thati've pot in the ninety sis thing.
All of my pots are are dirtyand they all sound that. The sound
sounds crazy. So I've got thisthing rigged. You'd never throw away a
(18:53):
box of cords, I'll tell youthat much. Now, No, you
got to keep that. And younever know when you have to rig a
whamcam to another thing for a webcam, run not around a light and then
stick it in the back of yourcomputer. There can only be a certain
amount of footage from the side ofthe wall because that's how long your power
strip is. Now, somehow yourother devices have to also reach that.
And so here you are, andyou've got nine extensions later, and Joe
(19:15):
Biden's still running arranging in the simulation. It's Wheeler Walker Junior, and he's
gonna teach you some folks about loveand what he likes. When it comes
to the ladies, the West CoastSilicon women real they're flying their kid yep
look snow fum titted, fucking tittieson the titties off part wrong. Oh
(19:36):
no, in up in New YorkCity on him, milk tap bits like
change your cage, but I've burledit, firm burdens. If you want
me to tell the truth, Ilike my puss in boss girl always having
a pound, comes along to awhaling two watching telling on my cock and
(19:56):
bottle a long a girl and acamera. No, no, no,
Kamala Harris through the front door ofthe White House. She's got a cowboy
head on, She's got a miniskirt, she's got the fuck Me boots
from Christen Cinema, and Joe Bidenis in handcuffs leading her away. She's
got a sequin FBI jacket. WillieBrown is carrying her out of the building.
(20:18):
Swallow woman heading to Chicago to securethe most FREEUS. What city would
you take it to? What citywould you take it to? If you
really wanted to make democracy and putit on display? Would you not take
it to Chicago? I mean withthe graft, the corruption, the black
site at home, and and themurders day in and day out. Pussy,
(20:38):
I don't know, how about Iknow I like my pussy and boots.
I also like my pussy pretending hegot beat up while getting a sandwich
at one o'clock in the morning bya couple of Nigerians wearing mega hats,
yelling this as mega country Homo puttand then dumping bleach on him. Remember
when they tried to sell that toyou? Remember when they tried to lay
(20:59):
of the noose in the NASCAR race. Do you remember when they tried to
sell you the Charlottesville Oaks. Youremember when they tried to sell you you
can keep your doctor and keep yourplan. Fifteen days and we're gonna be
back to the new normal. I'mgong to no no no. Girl in
(21:22):
Ca had don't know. I wonderwhat Michelle Obama looks like in a cowboy
hat. I be that's a hotnumber. Is it gonna be Harris?
Is it gonna be Obama? Isit gonna be Clinton? It has to
be a woman, right, anall woman ticket to secure the suburban woman
vote. Oh my god, it'spanned about you. Oh it's manic hispanic
(21:49):
with I can't scape when I'm justsitting not. All I can do is
anges dance like Molly Ring well,what am I doing? Round Horse,
Cowboy? Happen? Round Horse,Cowboy happen. Make learn us how to
(22:26):
get a Remember when Dicky Barrett hadto leave The Kimmel Show because he wouldn't
be vaccinated. Crown Horse, Cowboyhat Tuesday Show. We've already got the
music set up Achman Turner, overdrive, some Havoc, We've got some
Christopher Cross, We've got some obituary, some Frank Zappa, some Pennywise,
(22:51):
Round Horse, some Curse the Almightybio Hazard off the first record. God,
could you imagine growing up? Andonly you have to do is sit
in the background and do that's myOh my god, Dad, you're sitting
there riding the e string. Ohit's me. Every time I play bas
in a band. Oh no,no, I gotta do these positive youveth
(23:15):
crew jomps. Now, if I'mplaying something complicated, I stand out like
a statue. But if I pretendlike I know what I'm playing, I
can jump around and act the fool. I mean, I can't do it
now because at my age, dearLord, I would pull a hamstring.
No, I do have tiers ofa clown. If you want to watch
me have ultimate tiers of a clown. Come and see me. That's right.
Why are you gonna come and seeme? You're gonna see me on
(23:37):
the twenty No, what is thatJuly twenty six, folks, that's right,
it's this week this Friday at Frey'sin Wilmington, Dynamite line up.
All that information is on my Facebookpage at John Tole. It's also on
my Instagram at Real John Tole.They also put clips to the show.
Please interact, folks, no matterwhere you are in the world right now,
(23:57):
in order to break through the algorithm, in order to break through the
barriers that they've put up to keepthe show from spreading, to keep humanity's
freedom from spreading, they are makingsure that no one hears it. I
need you to talk to at leastfive of your friends today and say,
hey, somewhere in the United Statesof America, a guy is losing his
mind over rock riffs, one secondat a time, losing his mind finding
(24:22):
it, living open heartedly, livingthe spiritual life, in the spiritual warfare
that we find ourselves at the endof humanity, speak of the We'll get
(25:07):
a visiting priest yesterday in our parish. You want to pick up the pieces
of your life in America, folks, it starts with Jesus. You know,
Jesus was not loved in his hometown, and after performing some minor miracles,
he needed some time. And whatdid he do. He surrounded himself
(25:32):
with his friends. He went offin silence. And maybe that's what you
should do, and your folks andyour reality folks, consult your friends,
consider slowing down. You get toa quiet place and you focus, and
(25:56):
whenever your peace is interrupted, youreach back out with compassion, folks.
And if you can maintain that stateand remove the fear from this news cycle,
that all of this stuff has beenwar games, steps and steps and
(26:18):
steps ahead, and we don't knowif it's gonna work, and you may
have to put this country back together. But that's why you were put on
this earth. That's why you weregiven the choice to come down here and
engage inside of this battle, thisbattle for armageddon. That's right. And
(26:41):
every single day you wake up andyou wake up with fill it with the
Holy Spirit, and you fill withgratitude, You give thanks for everything that
you have, and you stop wanting. The very idea is the idea of
wanting is a rejection of the perfecteternal moment that you find yourself in.
You should be so accepting of thereality you find yourself in. There is
(27:03):
no fear, there's no doubt,there's no anxiety. There's just your breath
and where you find it, andyou live joyfully right from there. And
this is Whiskey and the Surfer,Folks, Whiskey and Thesurfer dot com.
(27:27):
Send the show to some of yourfriends, post it on your social hit
me up on Instagram at real JohnTole, Post to seventeen in the chat
under one of the pictures. Iwant to know who's out there listening.
I want to have a direct conversationfrom my heart to your heart with our
ears in the middle. We're gonnaput this order back in order, not
(27:47):
the new world order, the orderthat has always been with God first,
with Jesus in the Holy Spirit asthe ultimate Trinity, folks, and we
are going to win this. Theend has already been written. Y
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