August 28, 2024 • 25 mins
We are raging in the Simulation with MINORTHREAT, Y&T, SKARHEAD, TOXICHOLOCAUST, PATTISMITH, AMNESSIAETERNA, WAVEEDGE, PANTERA Trump is indicted again, Harris does a 2 for 1 on CNN, Zuckerberg apologizes for ruining your life, career and America. Do we believe him? NO
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Breaking in the simulation on Jevers top biconic crockets whiskey
in the surfer. It is Angust twenty eighth of the
Year of Our Lord, twenty twenty four. Donald Trump has
been indicted again.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Ladies and gentlemen, We've got some minor threat. I know
then we had.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Brother.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm got dry. Try try.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Try. The CNN gets the Harris Walls too for one interview.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Are you gonna watch it?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Probably not gonna be like Willie Tyler and Lester. Tim
Walls is gonna have his hand up Kamala Harris's ask
and work in that mouth. I mean, that's how she
got the job, working that mouth. And now Tim Wallas
is gonna work that mouth. He's gonna say all the
hard stuff. She's gonna say all the easy stuff. He's
gonna be like, the border isn't important, and she's gonna say, yes,
(01:28):
the border is important. I think Tim Walls is gonna say,
we gotta stop tack stop taxing the tests on waitresses,
and the cameras will be like, yeah, let's stop taxing
the tests on waitresses. Then let's build a wall. Then
let's kill the charinee. Then let's bomb the radius. Then
let's take care of the North Koreans. I can't believe
Kamala Harris has betrayed the Democratic Party and she's now
(01:50):
running on a one hundred percent Donald Trump platform. Whatever
Donald says ghost now, no, she might as well hire
Donald Trump. Or if Donald Trump doesn't get out of jail,
out of this one, he might not be available. Dana
Bashion Review is gonna air Thursday night there on CNN.
Come watch the lies come one, come out. They're gonna
(02:13):
be gushing. Oh my god, Dana bass is gonna be shooting,
come all over the desk. Oh no, don't get that
letter that your husband wrote. No, you remember that letter
that Dana Bashi's husband signed off on. The fifty one
people has said that the Hunter Biden laptop was faked. Yeah,
she was behind that. Can you believe it? The person
who's married to the guy behind the letter? Here he
(02:34):
is ow she's there asking those questions. Isn't that fun?
Isn't that so fair? You remember the Hunter Biden laptop,
the story that was censored by Facebook? Do you remember
COVID nineteen, the disease censored by Facebook? Do you remember
your human liberty.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Censored by Facebook.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh but he's sorry. Now, Oh, I guess he got
the lizard programming update in the city. Had it, We
had the dumbercable.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Get a out of your ask, put them on the cock.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I'm break it up. Had the time? No, it's what
isn't it? Wait?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
No, the Chief's not eighty seven eighty seven.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Don't know that subject.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
We're gonna get fired against your screw screw.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Cuts ranging it's yant the area's finest coming out of
the tri Valley. Save Med and Kenny.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
And the boys raging.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yul Come on, everybody, No, we gotta open fire on
these comedies, on these infidels and take them out of
the homeland if you want to stay in American So
far Manaster Chief to.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
John, that's right, it's time. But get damn fas her
role read the role, save it.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Whead.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Were you ready?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I'm going?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh my good.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Jack Smith has turbo charged the January sixth case. Oh
my god. Yeah, you know, even though the Supreme Court
shut him down, what he did. Remember the guy tried
to shoot Trump and he missed, but then he died
in the well. Jack Smith missed on the first time,
and he recalibrated his case. And now he's got Donald
Trump bright in the sights. He can beat Trump, he
can beat Scotus and he is right in the middle
(04:30):
of election interference, had.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Justice Jackson. The Supreme Court is ready for any election drama.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Oh my god. They want you paying attention to the
presidential race, so they steal every down ballot race. I'll
tell you right now, being in North Carolina, I am
seeing a ton of energy on the ground.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
For Kamila Harrison.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
That is scary.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I don't know what it is about this state.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
They love Trump, but they will do our senators, Republican congressman,
Republican Democratic Democrat.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Why Democrat governor every single time?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Why no? I would like to know why. I'm gonna
run every single Democrat out of this state. We're gonna live,
that's right. You better start running whereat the state.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
All right, we'll be hitting that stage, that's right.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh, it'd hit it Winery there in Pine Top, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
September six, Poorhouse in.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Chilote on the nineteenth and then September twenty six, Locals comedy.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
They're at Patty's and that's in Fayetteville.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Wow, I mean Vietnam set Free and every Every single
sketchy city in this state has its own nickname, Rocky Mountains,
murder Mounts. No, No, that's what it sounds like when
you're running for your life in fan bl Oh my god,
they've turned Am I going to Faithville doing a comedy show?
(06:00):
Or I am an extra in Fear of the Walking Dead?
Dear God? Is the Supreme Court ready to take on
these cases? How they're concerned about the immunity ruling. Everything
is coming along just like they thought. Are the mega
rallies backfiring? Is a question that Drudge has for you today.
(06:23):
So Donald Trump hates ABC, he hates NBC, he hates CBS,
he hates CNN, he hates Fox News. Unless two people
are on the phone.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Up fighter roll. What does he think about Newsmax?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Who cares? What about News Nation? Who cares? What about
the First? Who cares?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
What about the Daily Wire?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Who cares?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
What about the Place?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Who cares? How much money to Glenn Back donate to
Hillary Clinton during his rise to fame? Oh that's something
you didn't know about it? The stuff open all in
his in fence, Shapiro America first, unless he's got his
little hat on, and then he's like like, No, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
No fuck America, give me all your money. I'm gonna
defend what.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I like this look. And I love Israel as much
as anybody. But Dear God, put your parodies in order. Family, country,
don't know. For Ben Shapiro, it's country. Know, it's God, country, country, country, country.
His advertisers mail, Chim, that's this scar ahead. You wotic
(07:42):
no wan buck.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Desiving down, de try down, destribe down, destrive down, descrive,
big field, big jail, further on you.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
It's going on it.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Break out the truth, jail, destrive, detraw no detry now
destroy you know what you rush the rights themselves. He
got a party?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Did it fall? Destroy hell?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Decry now destroy, now decry. We're getting jobs.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
If it not arrive, I can't prey want it ain't
a sun to draw g deshoy gel to shore. Now try.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Russia warns, the United States risks World War three. Wait,
we don't grive off. No, we don't give a fuck,
Bring it on ners way.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
The Tawn flashes unusual thumbs up and smile at the
graves of fallen marine. Wait, well that sounds like another
made up story, GEO. But it doesn't matter. If they
make it up, no one will ever be held to accounts.
No one will ever have to stand tall for their
lives unless it's years and years and years past when
it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh, Harris is not using AI for debate.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Prap, that's scary. No, no, no, no, she's not using AI.
She's using a clone of her own.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Gag a bound just a look around the body. Tug's
not put you ahead.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
It's a crown whatever makes a big shot.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
It's such a postal shock. That's not a little Fred
and you know it won't hold shock. Pinocchio's getting a
gruesome makeover.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Did you see that, your dad? Lord, No, we can't
carry I thought it was Nancy Pelosi, your lord, I
think was scary looking, nerv rhyming.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Existing calls itself the most pro life. But mom's there,
keep dying.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh no, fu fuck now.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
The Kelsey Brothers signed an Amazon podcast.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Deal worth more than a hundred million. Who's gonna listen
to that? Right A?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
This is waved from Japan.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Start your cubicle, stick your clock from you do whatever
you thought I was gonna say that you should do
to your boss, you should do it.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
He just make it up. In your own head and
then blame it on me. Oh that's right, good say
to that man. I'm gonna go here, sell out class,
just here.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
The world's oldest crop was born in nineteen hundred and
has bothered over ten thousand babies. Take that the CEO
of Ta Telegram, he only had one hundred babies. This
crocodile has a ten thousand babies. He built himself, his
own entire swamp full of rants in bread creatures. Probably vaccinate.
(11:16):
Bill Gates is probably behind that. Yeah, I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
You living in a tree filled neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
May reduced risk of heart disease according to somebody who
made that up.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
And why is loneliness epidemic so hard to cure?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Why would what did we tell you less show? Loneliness
means living longer, and all of a sudden, loneliness epidemic
is hard to cure because they need you around other
people so they can listen to you through their cell
phones and then put your information with their information and
then send it all back together to be recalibrated and
then sent to you by Jack Smith. Right, yeah, that's us,
(12:16):
Come now, just right, leg cry.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Now it's mad terror yeah. This, so it's gold killers.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Massachusetts town on lockdown after six o'clock to stop he
spread up deadly mosquito virus. No, no, no, no, I'm
gonna go First, we had monkey pocks and then no
one believed it not had to go away. And then
they said we're gonna have the freest in Paris election
primary season. They gave you Joe Biden he would and
(13:01):
then Kamala Harris won nothing, and now she's the nominee.
Can't even do a whole interview by herself. No, I
cannot wait. I'm telling you, if Donald Trump wants to
win this debate, that's gonna happen on September tenth. Oh
and by the way, September ten going to be the
second worst day in American history. Anyway, it's September ten.
(13:27):
If you want to be Kamala Harris, here's what you do.
You give Donald Trump one of those little jammers. You
put it in his pocket, and when he does is
he jams up her earpiece and she has nothing to say. Yeah,
so when you didn't buy the monkey pox, Now they
want you to take over of this mosquito virus. That's
the latest thing they want you to be scared of
(13:47):
to walk in your home over and now they have perfuse.
One New Hampshire resident has died.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
New York City is spraying sex is causing monkey pox
to mutate as did you know that?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Have you ever thought about taking your dick out of
the monkey That would be a good place to start. No, no, no,
And whoever wrote me a letter saying I should have
made it a Michelle Obama joke right there? You are
racist and that is terrible.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
The scientists working blind to respond, what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
We don't know what to work on because they're making
it all up over there.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
We're just watching the news, going, well, I guess we're
working on a LAMA AIDS today.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Do we have a vaccine for that one? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
We didn't have a vaccine for the last one. We
had a gene therapy that we lied to you about.
Ransomware gang threaten's release of top secret US Marshall Docks.
We were ransomware gang that releases all the JFK file
(14:52):
so Donald Trump doesn't have to and again he's going
to release the documents, but they were not going to
be retacted. It's just going to be black line, black
line after a black line. I know there gonna be like, look,
black lines matter, I see it.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Thank you well.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Chinese government hackers penetrate internet providers to spy.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
You know what else happened yesterday? The sun came up
in the east about sun Zoo, the art of spying
on you, brought to you by Jiang, brought to you
by five g bye wahwei. And why do we have
that technology here? Why do they own a farmland or
around our military basis? Why does the Chinese Communist Party
have police stations in the United States? Why are they
(15:37):
rousting up nationals and bringing them and torturing them on
American soil. I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm just saying,
why are we allowing it? New Look, I'm going to
treat the Chinese Communists terribly, and if they want to
do it for me, I'll let them.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I farm all everything, I farm all my murder out
of China.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
So it's done by seven year olds.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Ranking in the simulation on Denver's Top. I caught a
rock coming out of Chile. How's this huh? The band
that's called Amnesia eats hearn. The album is called Prada.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Hudas ud putting on cell phone span. Oh my god,
something of the fan cell phones here in schools? No no,
(16:45):
they said, the cell phones are giving kids mental problems.
I lost last Billy has six hours a day to learn.
I lost Billy's head is fulled with gender pronouns and
Marxism for five hours and fifty five minutes of that
time to dream. How many minutes are left for Bobby
to learn how to read and write? Why don't we
(17:07):
keep leaving him in grace? No?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
No, no, I went to a second grade class to
be a sensitive teacher.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
There was a twenty nine year old inn in there.
So they'll go home back bro was in their thirties.
You know, then you we're gonna fand smartphones and schools,
and they're gonna fan smartphones at the workplace. They don't
like what it's doing to the American worker. Now, the
last thing the corporation wants you do is looking down
at a clock and making sure that you're watching your
life slip away for somebody else's dream while they overwork.
(17:36):
You probably don't give you any relief. What do you
want to break? Go fuck yourself? Yeah you, yes, you
DoD yes, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Trust me.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I am in a tyrannical regime right now.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
No, No'm this marriage wrong?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
You. I told my wife, I said, we've been married
for six years. What should I get? And that you
know iron? You know iron is the gift you get
for six years. My wife said, my gift to you
is I'm going to let you live. A Cole Kidman
is a new film and it's X rated. All right,
(18:13):
I want to see some of that abandoned scientology, plus
spread it like Charon Zonas.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
No, I want two fingers down in.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
The v spreading it like an old school penhouse off.
Do you want to see a naked Nicole Kidman right now?
Do you? When she's sixty five years old? No? No, no,
no no. It's like that one time you watched that
borner with the California raisins and a dear god with
a wrinkling.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I'm Swiss. Scientists made a chocolate breakthrough.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Oh now.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
That's what the DNC is.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Opening the camera that makes a chocolate breakthrough with the
black voters because they are looking at her and going, bitch,
you are Indians, you're Patty.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'll go Chili's raging.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
There's so much good brash coming out of South America.
Oh my god, coming out of Central America? Are you
kidding me?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Did you see that story?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Hillary Clinton was ratting out things that Donald questions that
Donald Trump had asked while he was president. Why don't
we kill all the North Korean troops while they're marching?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
How about that one?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
You put them all in front of the lame guy
and we just rained hell fire down autom We kill
all of them on the streets. For me, it looks
out out for you. Your fill time is here, Braut.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
This is toxic holocaust the show.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Don't Donald Trump wanted to turn all of the drug
labs in Mexico into toxic holocausts? Why don't we just
drone the drugs? Haven't your guys ever thought about that?
I'm just spitballing the obvious here. Don't we have a
military bringing out?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Don't we have a military and a.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Government that's warrant of protected citizens? Then why are they
profiting from all the drugs coming in?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
It's playing it.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Now.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
It is your tatic shows.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
According to the Alexander Sultaniesian account there on x the
Soviet Union in time of peace artificially created a famine,
causing six million persons to die in the Ukraine in
nineteen thirty two and nineteen thirty three. They died on
the very edge of Europe, and Europe did not even
(20:51):
notice it. In fact, the world did not notice it.
As we have food in security here in the homeland,
as they rise up inflation. You think inflation is thirty
percent right now? Do you realize it's gonna be forty
two percent by the year twenty fortys? Do you think
anything coming to save us? No, you better get ready
for you No chase all rights. You can tell on
(21:12):
my camera. I'm already losing.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Weight running for my life from the Deep.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Statesis while talks, while.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Talks Wild dogs.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
While talks, while talks wild dogs is Major? Is Biden's
dog Major back in the White House biting everybody sees. No,
I love that dog. No, no, no, no, you know
he's the clone taste tester. Not because if that clone
comes off to.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Clony, none of that. That dog bites, and then that
dog says, you don't make it good.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Bite to you. Raging in the simulation, folks, We're gonna
get out on and here in a little bit of
Patty Smith raging. How eighties is.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Bouncing back and forth?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
That's right. Put on your leg warmers and your headbands
so damns out weighted, like you see, how long it's fun?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Two months too long?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
You know? Good Night to Poop? That was a mevas
and bad head raft. Do you remember that in the nineties,
said no, you weren't alive? Oh prompts to axe on
(22:30):
Jim Dogg and he just had his three month check up.
That's right, one year cancer.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Free, Thank god. Send prayers to the big Man.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Send prayers to all of our wrestlers. Oh no, said
vicious recipe. Metallica released and Justice for All? Do you
(23:01):
realize that on August twenty fifth, nineteen eighty eight, what
was your favorite track? The sound of its skitting on
the pavement out of your car after you listen to
both good songs on it?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
But the first song's good and the last song's good
and everything in the middle.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Uh, just wait till the next record. You are going
to be horribly disappointed. Ever, tell me the story about
the time I bought the black album All It was
Gonna Drop and my local record store opened up at eleven.
I was there at ten fifty five, the only guy
in line. And I plunked down my hard earned sixteen
dollars and ninety nine cents and walked out with the
Black album, and I put it in my car track one,
(23:39):
skip track two, skip track three, skip track four, three
second skip, and then drove away out of the parking
lot and left the album on the ground for somebody
to have.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
And I've never looked back.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
When you guys listen to the show, I've got the
best taste in music there is if you rage. He
(24:14):
was the person that Hillary Clinton got in information for
National Security Advisory General H. R. McMaster, one of the
best backstabbers We've ever had, friends that you listen to.
We suppecially have good generals and the bad generals and
then the lenson are so corrupt they should have stayed privates.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
No, it's just like the Vatican.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
You don't move up in it unless you are controlled.
Unless the Faggoto shield is raging through you will let
you have the same thing with the government, same thing
with Hollywood is a big club and.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
You are not in it. And then you know and
you watch them invert reality.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Oh my god, Oh sickness is the new health piece
is the new war star.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Cervation is the new folk. We don't have equality, more, folks,
we have equity.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
If you ever ask them, wait wait, wait, wait, which
one comes first, and they go, well, we really can't
be equal until we're equitable. So sorry about your equality. Now,
let's take all your shit and give it to somebody
who doesn't deserve it. Whiskindeserverer dot com
Breaking in the simulation on Jevers top biconic crockets whiskey
in the surfer. It is Angust twenty eighth of the
Year of Our Lord, twenty twenty four. Donald Trump has
been indicted again.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Ladies and gentlemen, We've got some minor threat. I know
then we had.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Brother.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm got dry. Try try.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Try. The CNN gets the Harris Walls too for one interview.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Are you gonna watch it?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Probably not gonna be like Willie Tyler and Lester. Tim
Walls is gonna have his hand up Kamala Harris's ask
and work in that mouth. I mean, that's how she
got the job, working that mouth. And now Tim Wallas
is gonna work that mouth. He's gonna say all the
hard stuff. She's gonna say all the easy stuff. He's
gonna be like, the border isn't important, and she's gonna say, yes,
(01:28):
the border is important. I think Tim Walls is gonna say,
we gotta stop tack stop taxing the tests on waitresses,
and the cameras will be like, yeah, let's stop taxing
the tests on waitresses. Then let's build a wall. Then
let's kill the charinee. Then let's bomb the radius. Then
let's take care of the North Koreans. I can't believe
Kamala Harris has betrayed the Democratic Party and she's now
(01:50):
running on a one hundred percent Donald Trump platform. Whatever
Donald says ghost now, no, she might as well hire
Donald Trump. Or if Donald Trump doesn't get out of jail,
out of this one, he might not be available. Dana
Bashion Review is gonna air Thursday night there on CNN.
Come watch the lies come one, come out. They're gonna
(02:13):
be gushing. Oh my god, Dana bass is gonna be shooting,
come all over the desk. Oh no, don't get that
letter that your husband wrote. No, you remember that letter
that Dana Bashi's husband signed off on. The fifty one
people has said that the Hunter Biden laptop was faked. Yeah,
she was behind that. Can you believe it? The person
who's married to the guy behind the letter? Here he
(02:34):
is ow she's there asking those questions. Isn't that fun?
Isn't that so fair? You remember the Hunter Biden laptop,
the story that was censored by Facebook? Do you remember
COVID nineteen, the disease censored by Facebook? Do you remember
your human liberty.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Censored by Facebook.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh but he's sorry. Now, Oh, I guess he got
the lizard programming update in the city. Had it, We
had the dumbercable.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Get a out of your ask, put them on the cock.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I'm break it up. Had the time? No, it's what
isn't it? Wait?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
No, the Chief's not eighty seven eighty seven.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Don't know that subject.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
We're gonna get fired against your screw screw.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Cuts ranging it's yant the area's finest coming out of
the tri Valley. Save Med and Kenny.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
And the boys raging.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yul Come on, everybody, No, we gotta open fire on
these comedies, on these infidels and take them out of
the homeland if you want to stay in American So
far Manaster Chief to.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
John, that's right, it's time. But get damn fas her
role read the role, save it.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Whead.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Were you ready?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I'm going?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh my good.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Jack Smith has turbo charged the January sixth case. Oh
my god. Yeah, you know, even though the Supreme Court
shut him down, what he did. Remember the guy tried
to shoot Trump and he missed, but then he died
in the well. Jack Smith missed on the first time,
and he recalibrated his case. And now he's got Donald
Trump bright in the sights. He can beat Trump, he
can beat Scotus and he is right in the middle
(04:30):
of election interference, had.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Justice Jackson. The Supreme Court is ready for any election drama.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Oh my god. They want you paying attention to the
presidential race, so they steal every down ballot race. I'll
tell you right now, being in North Carolina, I am
seeing a ton of energy on the ground.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
For Kamila Harrison.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
That is scary.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I don't know what it is about this state.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
They love Trump, but they will do our senators, Republican congressman,
Republican Democratic Democrat.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Why Democrat governor every single time?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Why no? I would like to know why. I'm gonna
run every single Democrat out of this state. We're gonna live,
that's right. You better start running whereat the state.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
All right, we'll be hitting that stage, that's right.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh, it'd hit it Winery there in Pine Top, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
September six, Poorhouse in.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Chilote on the nineteenth and then September twenty six, Locals comedy.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
They're at Patty's and that's in Fayetteville.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Wow, I mean Vietnam set Free and every Every single
sketchy city in this state has its own nickname, Rocky Mountains,
murder Mounts. No, No, that's what it sounds like when
you're running for your life in fan bl Oh my god,
they've turned Am I going to Faithville doing a comedy show?
(06:00):
Or I am an extra in Fear of the Walking Dead?
Dear God? Is the Supreme Court ready to take on
these cases? How they're concerned about the immunity ruling. Everything
is coming along just like they thought. Are the mega
rallies backfiring? Is a question that Drudge has for you today.
(06:23):
So Donald Trump hates ABC, he hates NBC, he hates CBS,
he hates CNN, he hates Fox News. Unless two people
are on the phone.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Up fighter roll. What does he think about Newsmax?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Who cares? What about News Nation? Who cares? What about
the First? Who cares?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
What about the Daily Wire?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Who cares?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
What about the Place?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Who cares? How much money to Glenn Back donate to
Hillary Clinton during his rise to fame? Oh that's something
you didn't know about it? The stuff open all in
his in fence, Shapiro America first, unless he's got his
little hat on, and then he's like like, No, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
No fuck America, give me all your money. I'm gonna
defend what.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I like this look. And I love Israel as much
as anybody. But Dear God, put your parodies in order. Family, country,
don't know. For Ben Shapiro, it's country. Know, it's God, country, country, country, country.
His advertisers mail, Chim, that's this scar ahead. You wotic
(07:42):
no wan buck.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Desiving down, de try down, destribe down, destrive down, descrive,
big field, big jail, further on you.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
It's going on it.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Break out the truth, jail, destrive, detraw no detry now
destroy you know what you rush the rights themselves. He
got a party?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Did it fall? Destroy hell?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Decry now destroy, now decry. We're getting jobs.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
If it not arrive, I can't prey want it ain't
a sun to draw g deshoy gel to shore. Now try.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Russia warns, the United States risks World War three. Wait,
we don't grive off. No, we don't give a fuck,
Bring it on ners way.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
The Tawn flashes unusual thumbs up and smile at the
graves of fallen marine. Wait, well that sounds like another
made up story, GEO. But it doesn't matter. If they
make it up, no one will ever be held to accounts.
No one will ever have to stand tall for their
lives unless it's years and years and years past when
it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh, Harris is not using AI for debate.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Prap, that's scary. No, no, no, no, she's not using AI.
She's using a clone of her own.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Gag a bound just a look around the body. Tug's
not put you ahead.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
It's a crown whatever makes a big shot.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
It's such a postal shock. That's not a little Fred
and you know it won't hold shock. Pinocchio's getting a
gruesome makeover.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Did you see that, your dad? Lord, No, we can't
carry I thought it was Nancy Pelosi, your lord, I
think was scary looking, nerv rhyming.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Existing calls itself the most pro life. But mom's there,
keep dying.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh no, fu fuck now.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
The Kelsey Brothers signed an Amazon podcast.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Deal worth more than a hundred million. Who's gonna listen
to that? Right A?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
This is waved from Japan.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Start your cubicle, stick your clock from you do whatever
you thought I was gonna say that you should do
to your boss, you should do it.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
He just make it up. In your own head and
then blame it on me. Oh that's right, good say
to that man. I'm gonna go here, sell out class,
just here.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
The world's oldest crop was born in nineteen hundred and
has bothered over ten thousand babies. Take that the CEO
of Ta Telegram, he only had one hundred babies. This
crocodile has a ten thousand babies. He built himself, his
own entire swamp full of rants in bread creatures. Probably vaccinate.
(11:16):
Bill Gates is probably behind that. Yeah, I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
You living in a tree filled neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
May reduced risk of heart disease according to somebody who
made that up.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
And why is loneliness epidemic so hard to cure?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Why would what did we tell you less show? Loneliness
means living longer, and all of a sudden, loneliness epidemic
is hard to cure because they need you around other
people so they can listen to you through their cell
phones and then put your information with their information and
then send it all back together to be recalibrated and
then sent to you by Jack Smith. Right, yeah, that's us,
(12:16):
Come now, just right, leg cry.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Now it's mad terror yeah. This, so it's gold killers.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Massachusetts town on lockdown after six o'clock to stop he
spread up deadly mosquito virus. No, no, no, no, I'm
gonna go First, we had monkey pocks and then no
one believed it not had to go away. And then
they said we're gonna have the freest in Paris election
primary season. They gave you Joe Biden he would and
(13:01):
then Kamala Harris won nothing, and now she's the nominee.
Can't even do a whole interview by herself. No, I
cannot wait. I'm telling you, if Donald Trump wants to
win this debate, that's gonna happen on September tenth. Oh
and by the way, September ten going to be the
second worst day in American history. Anyway, it's September ten.
(13:27):
If you want to be Kamala Harris, here's what you do.
You give Donald Trump one of those little jammers. You
put it in his pocket, and when he does is
he jams up her earpiece and she has nothing to say. Yeah,
so when you didn't buy the monkey pox, Now they
want you to take over of this mosquito virus. That's
the latest thing they want you to be scared of
(13:47):
to walk in your home over and now they have perfuse.
One New Hampshire resident has died.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
New York City is spraying sex is causing monkey pox
to mutate as did you know that?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Have you ever thought about taking your dick out of
the monkey That would be a good place to start. No, no, no,
And whoever wrote me a letter saying I should have
made it a Michelle Obama joke right there? You are
racist and that is terrible.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
The scientists working blind to respond, what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
We don't know what to work on because they're making
it all up over there.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
We're just watching the news, going, well, I guess we're
working on a LAMA AIDS today.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Do we have a vaccine for that one? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
We didn't have a vaccine for the last one. We
had a gene therapy that we lied to you about.
Ransomware gang threaten's release of top secret US Marshall Docks.
We were ransomware gang that releases all the JFK file
(14:52):
so Donald Trump doesn't have to and again he's going
to release the documents, but they were not going to
be retacted. It's just going to be black line, black
line after a black line. I know there gonna be like, look,
black lines matter, I see it.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Thank you well.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Chinese government hackers penetrate internet providers to spy.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
You know what else happened yesterday? The sun came up
in the east about sun Zoo, the art of spying
on you, brought to you by Jiang, brought to you
by five g bye wahwei. And why do we have
that technology here? Why do they own a farmland or
around our military basis? Why does the Chinese Communist Party
have police stations in the United States? Why are they
(15:37):
rousting up nationals and bringing them and torturing them on
American soil. I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm just saying,
why are we allowing it? New Look, I'm going to
treat the Chinese Communists terribly, and if they want to
do it for me, I'll let them.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I farm all everything, I farm all my murder out
of China.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
So it's done by seven year olds.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Ranking in the simulation on Denver's Top. I caught a
rock coming out of Chile. How's this huh? The band
that's called Amnesia eats hearn. The album is called Prada.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Hudas ud putting on cell phone span. Oh my god,
something of the fan cell phones here in schools? No no,
(16:45):
they said, the cell phones are giving kids mental problems.
I lost last Billy has six hours a day to learn.
I lost Billy's head is fulled with gender pronouns and
Marxism for five hours and fifty five minutes of that
time to dream. How many minutes are left for Bobby
to learn how to read and write? Why don't we
(17:07):
keep leaving him in grace? No?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
No, no, I went to a second grade class to
be a sensitive teacher.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
There was a twenty nine year old inn in there.
So they'll go home back bro was in their thirties.
You know, then you we're gonna fand smartphones and schools,
and they're gonna fan smartphones at the workplace. They don't
like what it's doing to the American worker. Now, the
last thing the corporation wants you do is looking down
at a clock and making sure that you're watching your
life slip away for somebody else's dream while they overwork.
(17:36):
You probably don't give you any relief. What do you
want to break? Go fuck yourself? Yeah you, yes, you
DoD yes, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Trust me.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I am in a tyrannical regime right now.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
No, No'm this marriage wrong?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
You. I told my wife, I said, we've been married
for six years. What should I get? And that you
know iron? You know iron is the gift you get
for six years. My wife said, my gift to you
is I'm going to let you live. A Cole Kidman
is a new film and it's X rated. All right,
(18:13):
I want to see some of that abandoned scientology, plus
spread it like Charon Zonas.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
No, I want two fingers down in.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
The v spreading it like an old school penhouse off.
Do you want to see a naked Nicole Kidman right now?
Do you? When she's sixty five years old? No? No, no,
no no. It's like that one time you watched that
borner with the California raisins and a dear god with
a wrinkling.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I'm Swiss. Scientists made a chocolate breakthrough.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Oh now.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
That's what the DNC is.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Opening the camera that makes a chocolate breakthrough with the
black voters because they are looking at her and going, bitch,
you are Indians, you're Patty.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'll go Chili's raging.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
There's so much good brash coming out of South America.
Oh my god, coming out of Central America? Are you
kidding me?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Did you see that story?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Hillary Clinton was ratting out things that Donald questions that
Donald Trump had asked while he was president. Why don't
we kill all the North Korean troops while they're marching?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
How about that one?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
You put them all in front of the lame guy
and we just rained hell fire down autom We kill
all of them on the streets. For me, it looks
out out for you. Your fill time is here, Braut.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
This is toxic holocaust the show.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Don't Donald Trump wanted to turn all of the drug
labs in Mexico into toxic holocausts? Why don't we just
drone the drugs? Haven't your guys ever thought about that?
I'm just spitballing the obvious here. Don't we have a
military bringing out?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Don't we have a military and a.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Government that's warrant of protected citizens? Then why are they
profiting from all the drugs coming in?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
It's playing it.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Now.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
It is your tatic shows.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
According to the Alexander Sultaniesian account there on x the
Soviet Union in time of peace artificially created a famine,
causing six million persons to die in the Ukraine in
nineteen thirty two and nineteen thirty three. They died on
the very edge of Europe, and Europe did not even
(20:51):
notice it. In fact, the world did not notice it.
As we have food in security here in the homeland,
as they rise up inflation. You think inflation is thirty
percent right now? Do you realize it's gonna be forty
two percent by the year twenty fortys? Do you think
anything coming to save us? No, you better get ready
for you No chase all rights. You can tell on
(21:12):
my camera. I'm already losing.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Weight running for my life from the Deep.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Statesis while talks, while.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Talks Wild dogs.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
While talks, while talks wild dogs is Major? Is Biden's
dog Major back in the White House biting everybody sees. No,
I love that dog. No, no, no, no, you know
he's the clone taste tester. Not because if that clone
comes off to.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Clony, none of that. That dog bites, and then that
dog says, you don't make it good.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Bite to you. Raging in the simulation, folks, We're gonna
get out on and here in a little bit of
Patty Smith raging. How eighties is.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Bouncing back and forth?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
That's right. Put on your leg warmers and your headbands
so damns out weighted, like you see, how long it's fun?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Two months too long?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
You know? Good Night to Poop? That was a mevas
and bad head raft. Do you remember that in the nineties,
said no, you weren't alive? Oh prompts to axe on
(22:30):
Jim Dogg and he just had his three month check up.
That's right, one year cancer.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Free, Thank god. Send prayers to the big Man.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Send prayers to all of our wrestlers. Oh no, said
vicious recipe. Metallica released and Justice for All? Do you
(23:01):
realize that on August twenty fifth, nineteen eighty eight, what
was your favorite track? The sound of its skitting on
the pavement out of your car after you listen to
both good songs on it?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
But the first song's good and the last song's good
and everything in the middle.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Uh, just wait till the next record. You are going
to be horribly disappointed. Ever, tell me the story about
the time I bought the black album All It was
Gonna Drop and my local record store opened up at eleven.
I was there at ten fifty five, the only guy
in line. And I plunked down my hard earned sixteen
dollars and ninety nine cents and walked out with the
Black album, and I put it in my car track one,
(23:39):
skip track two, skip track three, skip track four, three
second skip, and then drove away out of the parking
lot and left the album on the ground for somebody
to have.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
And I've never looked back.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
When you guys listen to the show, I've got the
best taste in music there is if you rage. He
(24:14):
was the person that Hillary Clinton got in information for
National Security Advisory General H. R. McMaster, one of the
best backstabbers We've ever had, friends that you listen to.
We suppecially have good generals and the bad generals and
then the lenson are so corrupt they should have stayed privates.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
No, it's just like the Vatican.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
You don't move up in it unless you are controlled.
Unless the Faggoto shield is raging through you will let
you have the same thing with the government, same thing
with Hollywood is a big club and.
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You are not in it. And then you know and
you watch them invert reality.
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one comes first, and they go, well, we really can't
be equal until we're equitable. So sorry about your equality. Now,
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