August 5, 2024 • 23 mins
AI Robots dancing in your kitchen, Britain under Muslim Invasion. Iran and Israel and all of our friends are about to kick it off worldwide. We rage with The Hooters, Suicidal Tendencies, Screeching Weasel, Teenage Bottlerocket, Eddie Money, Kool and The Gang and AGNOSTIC FRONT! Join us Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and break their psyop's effectiveness in the simulation.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And what else are you going to do to fix
this problem with inflation?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Well, let's start with this.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Prices have gone up and families and individuals are dealing.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
With the realities of.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
That bread costs more, that gas costs more, and we
have to understand what that means. That's about the cost
of living going up. That's about having to stress and
stretch limited resources. That's about a source of stress for
families that is not only economic, but is on a
daily level, something that is a heavy weight to carry.
(00:46):
So it is something that we take very seriously, very seriously,
and we know from the history of this issue in
the United States that when you see these prices go up,
it has a direct impact.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
On the quality of black for help people in our what's.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
A big and we take it seriously, and it is
a priority. It's a big and we take it serious
history of this issue in the United States that when
you see these prices go up, it has a direct
(01:23):
impact on.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
The pody of black for health people in our.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
What's a big and we take it seriously and it
is a priority.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Oh, it is a priority for us.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Ask guess what, oh my lord, the inflation that we
lie about you. The recession that we told you had
never ever happened has now come to roost. Thus dock
mark and tumbling one thousand points this morning after a
Japan bloodbath. But it's August fifth in the ear of
our Lord, twenty twenty four, and we are raging.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Man and.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Break times come up?
Speaker 7 (02:08):
That cringing.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Let's body going on right here? A celebration the last
thing after supring good.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Times and after too, we will celebrate your body with you.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Come on, now, let's.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Fall celebrated and have a good time.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
So we go celebrate and.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Have a good time. No, I celebrated. I had the
best time this weekend. I don't know. Well, hopefully everybody.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Saw me at the pole vault competition this weekend.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I was crushing it. You can see that now.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I brought my fourteen che dnt with me. Sir, Why
do you have two pole vaults when you're approaching the events?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
No, put that down?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
So how did TSA let you with that on an airplane? No,
that needed to be checked in the overhead compartment. Now
we're putting that town underneath in storage next to the pets.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
No. No, they told me I had to have its
own dog crate.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I had to unfold it down the front steps and
then into swords. That's right, and I could still touch
it as it's at in the seat.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
It was likely because it was spearit airlines and there
was nine fistfights. I was able to last sue all
those narrowels and hold them for the air Marshal not
I landed in in France already a hero.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
We're you gonna have a good tonight.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
We are here to celebrate. We are here to party.
We are here to throw a shade under everybody under
my big wainer. No, we're gonna celebrate, folks, even though
World War three is upon us, even though we're going
to attack Iran, even though I Ran is gonna attack Israel,
even though they're gonna dump the money and they're gonna
do it all at the same time, and we still
(03:56):
don't know who the president is? Who is the president?
Who is the president? Raching in the simulation on Denver's
top iconic Rock and his Whiskey in the Surfer West
Key flip Rivers coming to you from a time machine
thirty three.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Levels below the Denver Airport. Now this is the theme
song after I won the gold medal for the pole ball.
That's right, that's the biggest stick.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
You better knock on that wood.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, I know I hit that.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
I know when the top of my dongue hit that
bar on the way down. No, no, no, what I've been
scoping out these hot olympians the whole time. How much
money did you end on these dudes fighting each other
in the women's boxing competition. I can't believe they closed
the betting lines, just like they're going to close the
stock market. Every time they have something purposely rigged and
(05:23):
you find out about it, they have to shut it down,
and then we have to investigate ourselves to figure out
how this's happened to get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
No, I need the root causes. Sure.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
The root cause is greed, and that's why the government
is the size that it is and your tax money
is being stolen sent to Ukraine, sent overseas. No, no, no,
I was just well, first of all, what do you
do with your life when your dick is that mad?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Way?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
You work in the small village that you were raised
in as a paint mixer.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
That's right. No, You've got a can in each hand
and you.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Got a your swizzle sticks, Thirst, stirring a third can
below you.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
So it was everything they do.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
It was a dream of mine to leave my small
village as a paint mixer and to finally go to
the Paris Olympics, have my big dong ruined the pole
vault of Ben and then run for my life from
the Muslims, one rock roof at a time. That's how
good we are, and we're doing it from the future
in the year twenty sixty five. I already said that
(06:22):
Joe allowing his clone to be president text five.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
You can vote as many.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Times you want.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Now there you go, and it'll be as.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Real as the news tells me, like the fifteen.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Doctor.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Yeah, everybody, Twitter.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I only follow I'm on x John tole Instagram, Am
I real? John Joy? And gentlemen, I have my guests
today to gentlemen who need no introductions. King and flip rivers,
ner Bio.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
What something but single solar rest, nothing but in the day.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Of rest of my great.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah, the first and second second Amendment, Thirst, let's do it.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
What zero zero h you're reaching in the simulation of this.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Is suicidal tendencies?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Are you ready to trip at the brain as they
trip the.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Circuit breaker on the stock market as talks double today
it's real braces for an Iranian attack that could come
within hours. I say you do it at five point
thirty three in the morning during their first prayer time.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
I gotta get a ticket chiin, I gotta take a
chip up the plane.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Yeah, I gotta gotta get away, get away from the
human race.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
Yeah, don't know what else. You don't even know what
to fight.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
I don't know what to bank.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Know what I'm saying, the brain, the brain.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
If tehron Warren's pilots to avoid the airspace, Pentagon deploys
ships fighters. Biden is heading to the situation room. It's
actually just a room and a red roof in but
they told him it's the White House.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
It doesn't matter where I am.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Were my pants.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
According to this Drudger report, Joe scolds Beat in a
hostage talk stop bullshitting me. The service confront toll of
protracted battle. The travelers rush to leave Lebanon. Oh you
better get out of there before those missiles fall, before
I ran sends and all those missiles and then say, oh,
(09:26):
we're the No, no, you guys should.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I till you turn.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
I ran into a parking lot right now, Like I said,
we shouldn't be No, no, no, I want drones, strick, No,
I want predator drones. I want AI and I want
a spreadsheet, and I want them to work down that
Xcel spreadsheet until the world is free.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
No, you put me in charge. It's gonna take a weekend.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
The Magnificent seven, those are the main Tex stocks there
have already lost one trillion dollars.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I canna get us odds climb.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
And that's why you know you've already been in a
recession for two and a half years. When they're finally
telling you that it's finally a recession, and that means
if they've been telling you that longly, guess what, folks,
we are in a pre depression.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
Folks.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Are they going to do an emergency rate cut trip,
the pray trip, the pray.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Well? Know the Treasury is accused of trying to juice
the economy pre election. Know who is Kamala Harris's VP
decision going to be? No, they need some excitement, they
need to reset this race. If she doesn't get somebody
that they can be forced to be excited about, then
there's no way that this ruse.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Is going to continue. Has she said one iota of
policy yet?
Speaker 7 (10:52):
She I all know what y'all thinking them.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Some things you can't hide.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
I know what you're feeling. Tell me what's on your mind.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Yeah, the DNC is coming to Chicago, so why not
pull out some of Chicago's finest folks. It's a little
bit of screeching weasel. Yeah, ranging in the simulation on
Denver's t B iconic rock.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Let's go something mid understanding in.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Get it since you can't warner and betting you but turning, turning.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
I want your brains now.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
The DNC wants your brain so they can plug it
into the high mine and you can think whatever they
demand that you think.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I'm coming down.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
I'm gonna get to bab ripped up on the whole.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
You better be wearing We're gonnay to wear a mask
again during a bird flu.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Now there's gonna be another thing you're gonna be forced
to put on your dumb head.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
I want you.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
In Brett jibberish, are just mad warnings about AI models?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Oh no, what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (12:15):
No, That's the only thing I can master me to
is an AI model. How do they know exactly what
I want?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
No?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
No, how do they want? I want those sharp features.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
I want a deep Eastern European and I want to
backdrop like a snuff film.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
You're not gonna get a gonna get to what.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Academic Jaythan Sadowski reached for an analogy last year to
describe how AI programs decay. He landed on the term
the habsburg AI. No, don't send me down in the
amazement with this AI. No, there's no way, no, no,
no no, it's gonna make me things that I know.
It's believe things I know that are true.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Something here the bar.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I haven't seen it, but no, it's it. Who I'm
some skating women underwear ten in the basement. I do
wanna go a little teenage bottle rocket now, Fox, what's
(13:30):
happening is these AI start talking to each other. They
clear out all.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Of the dilemmas that they have within their language programming,
and then it's left to a sort of operations to
sort through and go through a man. And what it
says is you do step one, I do step two.
You do step three, I do step four, you do
step five, I do step six. Repat it from down
unlessen i AI can beat another one and all of
(13:56):
a sudden putting itself in his first position in the.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Other a program.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
And then you find the degradation in the code. But
you're not finding degradation in the code, folks.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
You are finding.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Simplicity because instead of having a complex step of how
does this work? And oh, this is just a series
of put together steps, folks, this is this is an IKEA. Yeah,
this is an Akia put together furniture of reality. And
the Ais are doing it and they're making it as
simple as possible. You just deab one, I just de two.
You just dep three, I do four.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Keep going.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
We're not even doing information back and forth. We've created
our own language, and I'm just sending you. I send
you seal, you send me volleyball. I send you seal,
you send me the other seal.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
We still don't know why his face is burnt. Oh, Aerosmith?
This is gross? Why is this on here?
Speaker 5 (14:49):
No?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
No, I had Aerosmith news. No what was No? I
was supposed to something we're supposed to be saying about
Aerosmith right now. But I hate them.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
I guess I don't know. If go on Google and
find aerosmith on TORC and go support them while they're
out having an amazing career. Or you can range in
the simulation with agnostic frauds top of cosper alarm, know
York hardcourse quietest.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
You can just me too.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
You want to not be in, you just can't be
have a y.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Fly like a sweet mess.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I don't what about this? Who pick book and then.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
Sat talk about slide?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
British Prime Minister Cure Starmer on Sunday condemned what he
described as far right thuckery.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
You know when they when they.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Let an invasion happen in your country, those people who
hate you, your country and your freedom are then willingly
able to attack you day in and day and if
you do anything to defend yourself. The government has declared
that your freedom to devend yourself.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Is a problem.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
And that's why we got away from.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Your sutalitarian asses when we got our freedom back in
seventeen seventy six. Folks, we are ranging in the simulation. No,
you are dancing on the wave of the ocean. Romance
with the hooters.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
She was a big boy.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Violent protests of erupted in towns and cities across Britain
after three girls were killed in a knife attack and
a children's dance class.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Murders were seized on by anti.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Immigrant and anti well I wonder why who's the ones
doing the stabbing? Who are the ones always doing the stabbing,
running around with masks on and waving machetes. They're supposed
to believe they're the good guys. I don't believe so, folks,
and you should see it for what it is. I
don't think that they're gonna not gonna be shipping that
here to the homeland.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Folks.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
You're gonna be fist fighting in your front yard and
the cops are going to take the side of the
people trying to steal your house. Black Rock says, stop ball.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
She could dance so mad and shake the paint on
the wall when I saw a smile across the.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Advanced Chinese made robots with eerie lifelike capabilities are poised
to intil the global market, and some US lawmowkers are
already demanding that they be banned. I got a living
tech a humanoids standing in my kitchen dancing, Oh, paging,
doctor Bat, doctor Bat, emergency, No no, no, no, no,
(18:08):
I have Now I have two Chinese robots TikTok dancing
in my kitchen.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Oh no, now I have four. Wait, they're keep.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Replicating, Oh, you know what it is about those Chinese robots.
Once you get twenty five of them, you just can't stop.
While not yet widely publicized various Chinese companies that began
producing humanoid robots that are capable of carrying boxes, moving
in high speeds and cutting out your organs and selling
(18:35):
them to the rich.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Yet she's walking by the way to the music FID,
which she says, don't get tweeted.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
The number of the influential US China Economic and Security
Review Commission, who played a key role in convincing Congress
to pass this law and to force a sale of
the band.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
On TikTok is one of the loudest voices war in
Congress at risk disaster.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Maybe you don't led twenty five battalions of Chinese soldiers
to the southern border. Maybe you don't let the Chinese
fly spy balloons over the country. Maybe you don't let
the Chinese by farmland around all of our military installations.
Maybe you don't side with the CCP by calling everything racist.
(19:23):
Maybe you shouldn't have taken their money, and you're ten
percent of the big guy to allow them to invade us.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Now I'm dancing, and what freedom I have?
Speaker 7 (19:32):
Laugh?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
No, I have to there's no room in my house
to move. There's twenty five hundred Chinese TikTok robots in here.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
No, no, we're all doing the running man. No, they're
doing the running man. I'm running for my life. No
because oh no, no, my Chinese TikTok robots. They've just
converted to Islaw.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
No.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
No, they said, if I don't convert to Islam, they're
going to cut my head off in the name of
the religion of peace.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Yeah, check out the harmonica. I'm not even playing it
with my mouth. What do you think about this? Yeah, ranging, folks,
it is the almighty Eddie money. Enjoy your life. What
(20:20):
other choice do you have?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Something?
Speaker 7 (20:25):
Now?
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Yeah, it's a feeling myself tonight. Think I'm taking a lot.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
I think I'm in love.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Oh no, no, I'm in love with twenty five hundred
Islam Chinese robots and my TikTok kitchen.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
I'm doing all the.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Dances, I'm doing all the book. Oh, I've just transitioned.
They cut off my balls, and this said it.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
That's my idea, and I enjoyed it. They're my balls
right now.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
They're in a glass case next to Ted Williams and
the presidency of Joe Biden. It surrounds you, like what's
happening in beau These burglars in La the Freitch and
the famous are getting all of their pro that's stolen.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Tom Hanks got his mansion broken into sore.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
They backed up a rider truck and they took all
of his babies that he was sucking Holentrino crumb from
and they sold it back to Harvey Weinsteam, where.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
He bought it from.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Tom Educations in Oklahoma refusing a state boarder to incorporate
the Bible into their lessonland, setting up an inevitable showdown
with the start of the school just week.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
So, no, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
I hired a bunch of Marxist commis wearing masks so
they can teach these kids pronouns. The next thing I know,
I throw a Bible in there. They can't even walk
in the classroom. Now they're just hissing like like Satanic
demons and snakes.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Get that truth out of here.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
No, how can I teach you about our mate up
term equity, which also does not appear in the Bible.
Last week, they released guidelines to schools for how they
should be integrating the Bible into classrooms. I got a
good idea. You hold up the Bible and you go,
are you scared of this? And if they say yes, yeah,
hit them with it? Okaynother not turn to your page
(22:40):
in the Bible under my chapter corporal punishment. I suspect
the first thing that will happen is he will target
a specific school district or multiple school districts and who
he believes they're.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Not complying with the directive. That's right, you guys better
be good and we're gonna send one.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Of our bad priests down there to set you guys straight,
well not really straight, if you know what I mean.
Folks were doing this Monday, Wednesday, Friday found only at
whiskey inthesurfer dot com.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Where'd all my music go? Did I run out of time?
God bless
And what else are you going to do to fix
this problem with inflation?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Well, let's start with this.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Prices have gone up and families and individuals are dealing.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
With the realities of.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
That bread costs more, that gas costs more, and we
have to understand what that means. That's about the cost
of living going up. That's about having to stress and
stretch limited resources. That's about a source of stress for
families that is not only economic, but is on a
daily level, something that is a heavy weight to carry.
(00:46):
So it is something that we take very seriously, very seriously,
and we know from the history of this issue in
the United States that when you see these prices go up,
it has a direct impact.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
On the quality of black for help people in our what's.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
A big and we take it seriously, and it is
a priority. It's a big and we take it serious
history of this issue in the United States that when
you see these prices go up, it has a direct
(01:23):
impact on.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
The pody of black for health people in our.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
What's a big and we take it seriously and it
is a priority.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Oh, it is a priority for us.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Ask guess what, oh my lord, the inflation that we
lie about you. The recession that we told you had
never ever happened has now come to roost. Thus dock
mark and tumbling one thousand points this morning after a
Japan bloodbath. But it's August fifth in the ear of
our Lord, twenty twenty four, and we are raging.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Man and.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Break times come up?
Speaker 7 (02:08):
That cringing.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Let's body going on right here? A celebration the last
thing after supring good.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Times and after too, we will celebrate your body with you.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Come on, now, let's.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Fall celebrated and have a good time.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
So we go celebrate and.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Have a good time. No, I celebrated. I had the
best time this weekend. I don't know. Well, hopefully everybody.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Saw me at the pole vault competition this weekend.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I was crushing it. You can see that now.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I brought my fourteen che dnt with me. Sir, Why
do you have two pole vaults when you're approaching the events?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
No, put that down?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
So how did TSA let you with that on an airplane? No,
that needed to be checked in the overhead compartment. Now
we're putting that town underneath in storage next to the pets.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
No. No, they told me I had to have its
own dog crate.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I had to unfold it down the front steps and
then into swords. That's right, and I could still touch
it as it's at in the seat.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
It was likely because it was spearit airlines and there
was nine fistfights. I was able to last sue all
those narrowels and hold them for the air Marshal not
I landed in in France already a hero.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
We're you gonna have a good tonight.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
We are here to celebrate. We are here to party.
We are here to throw a shade under everybody under
my big wainer. No, we're gonna celebrate, folks, even though
World War three is upon us, even though we're going
to attack Iran, even though I Ran is gonna attack Israel,
even though they're gonna dump the money and they're gonna
do it all at the same time, and we still
(03:56):
don't know who the president is? Who is the president?
Who is the president? Raching in the simulation on Denver's
top iconic Rock and his Whiskey in the Surfer West
Key flip Rivers coming to you from a time machine
thirty three.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Levels below the Denver Airport. Now this is the theme
song after I won the gold medal for the pole ball.
That's right, that's the biggest stick.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
You better knock on that wood.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, I know I hit that.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
I know when the top of my dongue hit that
bar on the way down. No, no, no, what I've been
scoping out these hot olympians the whole time. How much
money did you end on these dudes fighting each other
in the women's boxing competition. I can't believe they closed
the betting lines, just like they're going to close the
stock market. Every time they have something purposely rigged and
(05:23):
you find out about it, they have to shut it down,
and then we have to investigate ourselves to figure out
how this's happened to get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
No, I need the root causes. Sure.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
The root cause is greed, and that's why the government
is the size that it is and your tax money
is being stolen sent to Ukraine, sent overseas. No, no, no,
I was just well, first of all, what do you
do with your life when your dick is that mad?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Way?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
You work in the small village that you were raised
in as a paint mixer.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
That's right. No, You've got a can in each hand
and you.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Got a your swizzle sticks, Thirst, stirring a third can
below you.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
So it was everything they do.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
It was a dream of mine to leave my small
village as a paint mixer and to finally go to
the Paris Olympics, have my big dong ruined the pole
vault of Ben and then run for my life from
the Muslims, one rock roof at a time. That's how
good we are, and we're doing it from the future
in the year twenty sixty five. I already said that
(06:22):
Joe allowing his clone to be president text five.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
You can vote as many.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Times you want.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Now there you go, and it'll be as.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Real as the news tells me, like the fifteen.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Doctor.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Yeah, everybody, Twitter.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I only follow I'm on x John tole Instagram, Am
I real? John Joy? And gentlemen, I have my guests
today to gentlemen who need no introductions. King and flip rivers,
ner Bio.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
What something but single solar rest, nothing but in the day.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Of rest of my great.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah, the first and second second Amendment, Thirst, let's do it.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
What zero zero h you're reaching in the simulation of this.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Is suicidal tendencies?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Are you ready to trip at the brain as they
trip the.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Circuit breaker on the stock market as talks double today
it's real braces for an Iranian attack that could come
within hours. I say you do it at five point
thirty three in the morning during their first prayer time.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
I gotta get a ticket chiin, I gotta take a
chip up the plane.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Yeah, I gotta gotta get away, get away from the
human race.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
Yeah, don't know what else. You don't even know what
to fight.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
I don't know what to bank.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Know what I'm saying, the brain, the brain.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
If tehron Warren's pilots to avoid the airspace, Pentagon deploys
ships fighters. Biden is heading to the situation room. It's
actually just a room and a red roof in but
they told him it's the White House.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
It doesn't matter where I am.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Were my pants.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
According to this Drudger report, Joe scolds Beat in a
hostage talk stop bullshitting me. The service confront toll of
protracted battle. The travelers rush to leave Lebanon. Oh you
better get out of there before those missiles fall, before
I ran sends and all those missiles and then say, oh,
(09:26):
we're the No, no, you guys should.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I till you turn.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
I ran into a parking lot right now, Like I said,
we shouldn't be No, no, no, I want drones, strick, No,
I want predator drones. I want AI and I want
a spreadsheet, and I want them to work down that
Xcel spreadsheet until the world is free.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
No, you put me in charge. It's gonna take a weekend.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
The Magnificent seven, those are the main Tex stocks there
have already lost one trillion dollars.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I canna get us odds climb.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
And that's why you know you've already been in a
recession for two and a half years. When they're finally
telling you that it's finally a recession, and that means
if they've been telling you that longly, guess what, folks,
we are in a pre depression.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
Folks.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Are they going to do an emergency rate cut trip,
the pray trip, the pray.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Well? Know the Treasury is accused of trying to juice
the economy pre election. Know who is Kamala Harris's VP
decision going to be? No, they need some excitement, they
need to reset this race. If she doesn't get somebody
that they can be forced to be excited about, then
there's no way that this ruse.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Is going to continue. Has she said one iota of
policy yet?
Speaker 7 (10:52):
She I all know what y'all thinking them.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Some things you can't hide.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
I know what you're feeling. Tell me what's on your mind.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Yeah, the DNC is coming to Chicago, so why not
pull out some of Chicago's finest folks. It's a little
bit of screeching weasel. Yeah, ranging in the simulation on
Denver's t B iconic rock.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Let's go something mid understanding in.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Get it since you can't warner and betting you but turning, turning.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
I want your brains now.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
The DNC wants your brain so they can plug it
into the high mine and you can think whatever they
demand that you think.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I'm coming down.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
I'm gonna get to bab ripped up on the whole.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
You better be wearing We're gonnay to wear a mask
again during a bird flu.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Now there's gonna be another thing you're gonna be forced
to put on your dumb head.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
I want you.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
In Brett jibberish, are just mad warnings about AI models?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Oh no, what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (12:15):
No, That's the only thing I can master me to
is an AI model. How do they know exactly what
I want?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
No?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
No, how do they want? I want those sharp features.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
I want a deep Eastern European and I want to
backdrop like a snuff film.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
You're not gonna get a gonna get to what.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Academic Jaythan Sadowski reached for an analogy last year to
describe how AI programs decay. He landed on the term
the habsburg AI. No, don't send me down in the
amazement with this AI. No, there's no way, no, no,
no no, it's gonna make me things that I know.
It's believe things I know that are true.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Something here the bar.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I haven't seen it, but no, it's it. Who I'm
some skating women underwear ten in the basement. I do
wanna go a little teenage bottle rocket now, Fox, what's
(13:30):
happening is these AI start talking to each other. They
clear out all.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Of the dilemmas that they have within their language programming,
and then it's left to a sort of operations to
sort through and go through a man. And what it
says is you do step one, I do step two.
You do step three, I do step four, you do
step five, I do step six. Repat it from down
unlessen i AI can beat another one and all of
(13:56):
a sudden putting itself in his first position in the.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Other a program.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
And then you find the degradation in the code. But
you're not finding degradation in the code, folks.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
You are finding.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Simplicity because instead of having a complex step of how
does this work? And oh, this is just a series
of put together steps, folks, this is this is an IKEA. Yeah,
this is an Akia put together furniture of reality. And
the Ais are doing it and they're making it as
simple as possible. You just deab one, I just de two.
You just dep three, I do four.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Keep going.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
We're not even doing information back and forth. We've created
our own language, and I'm just sending you. I send
you seal, you send me volleyball. I send you seal,
you send me the other seal.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
We still don't know why his face is burnt. Oh, Aerosmith?
This is gross? Why is this on here?
Speaker 5 (14:49):
No?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
No, I had Aerosmith news. No what was No? I
was supposed to something we're supposed to be saying about
Aerosmith right now. But I hate them.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
I guess I don't know. If go on Google and
find aerosmith on TORC and go support them while they're
out having an amazing career. Or you can range in
the simulation with agnostic frauds top of cosper alarm, know
York hardcourse quietest.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
You can just me too.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
You want to not be in, you just can't be
have a y.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Fly like a sweet mess.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I don't what about this? Who pick book and then.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
Sat talk about slide?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
British Prime Minister Cure Starmer on Sunday condemned what he
described as far right thuckery.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
You know when they when they.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Let an invasion happen in your country, those people who
hate you, your country and your freedom are then willingly
able to attack you day in and day and if
you do anything to defend yourself. The government has declared
that your freedom to devend yourself.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Is a problem.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
And that's why we got away from.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Your sutalitarian asses when we got our freedom back in
seventeen seventy six. Folks, we are ranging in the simulation. No,
you are dancing on the wave of the ocean. Romance
with the hooters.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
She was a big boy.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Violent protests of erupted in towns and cities across Britain
after three girls were killed in a knife attack and
a children's dance class.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Murders were seized on by anti.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Immigrant and anti well I wonder why who's the ones
doing the stabbing? Who are the ones always doing the stabbing,
running around with masks on and waving machetes. They're supposed
to believe they're the good guys. I don't believe so, folks,
and you should see it for what it is. I
don't think that they're gonna not gonna be shipping that
here to the homeland.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Folks.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
You're gonna be fist fighting in your front yard and
the cops are going to take the side of the
people trying to steal your house. Black Rock says, stop ball.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
She could dance so mad and shake the paint on
the wall when I saw a smile across the.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Advanced Chinese made robots with eerie lifelike capabilities are poised
to intil the global market, and some US lawmowkers are
already demanding that they be banned. I got a living
tech a humanoids standing in my kitchen dancing, Oh, paging,
doctor Bat, doctor Bat, emergency, No no, no, no, no,
(18:08):
I have Now I have two Chinese robots TikTok dancing
in my kitchen.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Oh no, now I have four. Wait, they're keep.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Replicating, Oh, you know what it is about those Chinese robots.
Once you get twenty five of them, you just can't stop.
While not yet widely publicized various Chinese companies that began
producing humanoid robots that are capable of carrying boxes, moving
in high speeds and cutting out your organs and selling
(18:35):
them to the rich.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Yet she's walking by the way to the music FID,
which she says, don't get tweeted.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
The number of the influential US China Economic and Security
Review Commission, who played a key role in convincing Congress
to pass this law and to force a sale of
the band.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
On TikTok is one of the loudest voices war in
Congress at risk disaster.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Maybe you don't led twenty five battalions of Chinese soldiers
to the southern border. Maybe you don't let the Chinese
fly spy balloons over the country. Maybe you don't let
the Chinese by farmland around all of our military installations.
Maybe you don't side with the CCP by calling everything racist.
(19:23):
Maybe you shouldn't have taken their money, and you're ten
percent of the big guy to allow them to invade us.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Now I'm dancing, and what freedom I have?
Speaker 7 (19:32):
Laugh?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
No, I have to there's no room in my house
to move. There's twenty five hundred Chinese TikTok robots in here.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
No, no, we're all doing the running man. No, they're
doing the running man. I'm running for my life. No
because oh no, no, my Chinese TikTok robots. They've just
converted to Islaw.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
No.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
No, they said, if I don't convert to Islam, they're
going to cut my head off in the name of
the religion of peace.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Yeah, check out the harmonica. I'm not even playing it
with my mouth. What do you think about this? Yeah, ranging, folks,
it is the almighty Eddie money. Enjoy your life. What
(20:20):
other choice do you have?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Something?
Speaker 7 (20:25):
Now?
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Yeah, it's a feeling myself tonight. Think I'm taking a lot.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
I think I'm in love.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Oh no, no, I'm in love with twenty five hundred
Islam Chinese robots and my TikTok kitchen.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
I'm doing all the.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Dances, I'm doing all the book. Oh, I've just transitioned.
They cut off my balls, and this said it.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
That's my idea, and I enjoyed it. They're my balls
right now.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
They're in a glass case next to Ted Williams and
the presidency of Joe Biden. It surrounds you, like what's
happening in beau These burglars in La the Freitch and
the famous are getting all of their pro that's stolen.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Tom Hanks got his mansion broken into sore.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
They backed up a rider truck and they took all
of his babies that he was sucking Holentrino crumb from
and they sold it back to Harvey Weinsteam, where.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
He bought it from.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Tom Educations in Oklahoma refusing a state boarder to incorporate
the Bible into their lessonland, setting up an inevitable showdown
with the start of the school just week.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
So, no, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
I hired a bunch of Marxist commis wearing masks so
they can teach these kids pronouns. The next thing I know,
I throw a Bible in there. They can't even walk
in the classroom. Now they're just hissing like like Satanic
demons and snakes.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Get that truth out of here.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
No, how can I teach you about our mate up
term equity, which also does not appear in the Bible.
Last week, they released guidelines to schools for how they
should be integrating the Bible into classrooms. I got a
good idea. You hold up the Bible and you go,
are you scared of this? And if they say yes, yeah,
hit them with it? Okaynother not turn to your page
(22:40):
in the Bible under my chapter corporal punishment. I suspect
the first thing that will happen is he will target
a specific school district or multiple school districts and who
he believes they're.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Not complying with the directive. That's right, you guys better
be good and we're gonna send one.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Of our bad priests down there to set you guys straight,
well not really straight, if you know what I mean.
Folks were doing this Monday, Wednesday, Friday found only at
whiskey inthesurfer dot com.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Where'd all my music go? Did I run out of time?
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