August 21, 2024 • 26 mins
There's a panderbear loose at the DNC. Flu is COVID Shingles is MONKEYPOX Democracy is COMMUNISM AI Bomb False Flag is NATO NUKES We've got ZZTop, Joan Jett, Elton John, The Exploited, DRAIN, Under Assault, Fatal Collapse, and Journey! Have they found the 51 nuclear scientists who are going to sign the "Yes, This was a nuke" letter after NATO bombs itself?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, what's that swinging between Big Mike's legs, the same thing.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
That gave fauci.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh no, an anaconda, Barak's favorite pet.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Rip gets him higher than a turbo jetgi Joan Rivers said,
it's true.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Under the dress, it's become unboot. Put it back.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
No, oh no, Big Mike snore and then it show.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Take a deep breath and get ready to rage in
the simulation, you haddock, Now you get the jumper candy,
get him out of your ass, put it on the
car round no, break it up, hitting the time. Now
did you put gas in it? You know, the cheap stuff?
Eighty seven? No, no, no, nothing subject till we are
(00:51):
gonna get fired again. Breath, take your screw warning fire.
Oh what's up? Everybody and his? Wednesday morning, August twenty fourth,
in the Year of Our Lord, twenty twenty four, you're
raging in the simulation with whiskey and the surper ten
verse top my cotic rock. Did you watch that DNC
(01:12):
tobaca last night? How many babies had to be murdered
to get blood enough to get Joe Biden offstage? Dear God,
stop killing at us. What's going on? We're gonna save America.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, it's like, are you.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh yeah, now you do not let up and tour
through if we don't kill twenty five hundred babies during
this convention, are we even really trying?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What are they telling you? Nothing about inflation, nothing about
the border, nothing about the recession, nothing about the coming depression,
Just more of their ideas to steal your money, you're liberty,
and kill your children and make them cut their dicks
and tits off.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
What is it about ritual child sacrifice and the blood
letting around the DNC that's allowing Satan to do the
work that he needs to do. Dear Lord, did you
see that wig Jamie Raskin had on his head? I
swear to god he bought that from a wet martin China.
And I'm not telling you the monkey box is coming
from Jamie Raskin's wig. To your Lord, out of the lying,
(02:39):
what's your favorite part? We're gonna we're gonna charge sixty
percent tax on onrealized games. Well, what does that mean?
It means this. Let's say you bought a house for
three hundred thousand dollars and your house is worth three
hundred thousand dollars. Now, all of a sudden, they give
people twenty five thousand and free dollars. Now your house
(03:01):
is worth three hundred and twenty five thousand dollars. Now
the housing market, shit's the bed. It becomes an absolute infernow.
And now your house is worth four hundred thousand. Oh good, well,
you're excited. Not I made twenty five percent? Isn't that
good on my investment? And then it gets worse. Oh
my god, Now your house is worth five hundred that
why are you complanning? Your house is now worth five
hundred thousand dollars one initially it was worth three hundred
(03:23):
thousand dollars. Because the IRS is gonna take that two
hundred thousand dollars that they believe that you are about
to make, not that you've made that you were going
to make in the future, and they're going to tax you.
Now you're gonna get that letter in the mail and
they're gonna say, hey, hey, hey, hey, where's our money
for these unrealized gains on your property you know from
the market that we artificially put together. Anyway, sorry about that.
(03:47):
If you don't send us forty thousand dollars right now.
Guess what You're gonna have to leave your house and
sell it at a discount to black Rock. And won't
they be so happy about how that accidentally all worked
out just the way they applied. It was Obama knight
of the DNC. Tipping was down. Michelle rouses the crowd
for Harris. Oh the chance of yes she can, Oh
(04:09):
the chance we love Joe? Has there been a single USA,
Usa Usa chant out? I mean, except we're down with
the USA from the Hamas Caucus burning flags outside of
the DNCA. Boy, they hate cops unless they need to
protect themselves from their foot soldiers. Oh, and they are
not sending their past U haul trucks full of signs,
full of protesters. Who's paying for the flights, who's paying
(04:31):
for the hotel rooms, who's paying for the food? Who's
paying for the stipend? Why is that answered? George Soros? No, no,
you got to know George Soros bro No, no, you
got to know the theory of reflexivity. No, no, no,
he puts money into the system. The system works. You
notice the system, and then guess what, You've been distracted
for enough time for him to champ you up and
(04:53):
to put this communist government into place and take away
your human liberty. Folks. We've got Joe and Chunn. And
I don't care about your reputation. Yeah no, I do
(05:17):
not give a damn about that bad reputation now because
I work with the media.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I get up four fifty nine a m. Eastern and
I get my email from Barack Obama. He tells me
what to say. I send my email to a buddy
over there, like, Hey, did you get Obama's a mail?
How are you gonna say it? Well, this is how
I'm gonna say it. You're gonna say the same way.
So we both can't say he's cuddling. Do we both
can't say that there's a joyfest going on? And is
(05:44):
there a joyfest going on in the world, folks? Do
you feel the joy out there as you go about
and not being able to afford anything? Are you calling
it a warring convention? Blustering insults against the dawn? Oh
my god, Barack Obama is making dick jokes. Dear God.
Now he said Donald Trump's penis was smaller than the
chance you had of solving who killed Obama. Chef in
(06:06):
the paddle board accident. The office Trump seeks might just
be one of those black jobs. Oh no, boy, if
that's not a we're gonna send Joe behind the wood
shit and take him out. I don't know what is
Now he's gonna be running on a farm with other presidents,
I mean except for Carter because he's bedroom. Are folks
(06:27):
getting ready for NATO to fake nuke itself and then
start World War three? Wait? Dancy Pelosi has this upbeat convention.
She's in charge of this upbeat convention. I bet she is.
She's nine vodka's in by nine in the morning. She
shows up playing with her dentures all night. What is
going on? Did you watch Night one?
Speaker 6 (06:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Not me? Did you watch Night two?
Speaker 5 (06:54):
No?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
No, no, no no no not me me me me, me,
me me.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
And the protests are fizzling, folks.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
All of those rider trucks, all of those Patriot Fun
Front members had to trade in their khakis for one
of them headscarves from Hamas. Now they got to keep
the same weapons because that was the weapons. That are
weapons that we sell to them. The first night, according
to Drugs, he got twenty million viewers, more than Republicans.
Oh no, Tim wallas Is said for the most impactful
(07:25):
speech of his life. Are you ready to listen to him?
Lie about his military record, lie about what he did
to downtown Minneapolis during the riots. Now he's gonna be like,
I'm still standing on a hill of lies the DNC
has but for me. Now, I'm gonna read this teleprompter
and hide behind the bulletproof gas. I don't know who's
out there.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Now.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
You don't know what it's like to be out here. No,
Gavin Newsom has me in a scope right now. He's
trying to take me out.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Now.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Shots you want about the rick you behind that half?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh the bitch is back? Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
And did you think the spoker never win? We look
at me. I'm come back up again.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I got it tauf n a film ball with and
did need to know what I have to spend?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
And you just fed.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well if you were wondering if the steel was going
to go through five states, now folks, it's going to
go through seven states. They're going to need seven states
of water leaks, seven states of votes, ringing, seven states
of media cover to make sure the steel goes through.
They know you hate the candidate. They know that you
that they they know that, you know that they did
not follow a democratic process and just jammed her down
(08:29):
her throat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Kamala has raised five hundred
million dollars. So now, no, five hundred million dollars fed
through one grandma who voted. I know she gave five
hundred million dollars. Somehow want to fixed income. One grandma
through Equla was able to give Kamela million. Five hundred
million dollars from the Kamala million, that's a name we
(08:51):
should use. Work wound, Bob, you shouldn't be found by now.
According to Drudge Newsome was a rising star than Kamela
rose faster. She's been getting off those knees faster than anybody,
(09:15):
all those bruises. Trump raises prices at his golf resorts
as the financial health deteriorates. Oh now, what's gonna happen
on the sixteenth of September? Are they gonna send him?
They gotta send him to New York's. Gitme over there.
Take him right down hayes In Street, right to Rikers.
(09:35):
He's gonna be playing pickleball with Julian Assange. He's gonna
be playing pickle ball with the guy from the Silk
Road rasshole brick. He's been playing pickball with the Oh
my god, Jeffrey Epstein is still alive and he is
uh and he is Donald Trump's roommate in jail. I'm
so shocked. The Texan's trying to stay cool and heat
(09:56):
lifts power used to a new high. Oh now, let's
take a really that has ninety days in a row
of triple digit temperatures, and then we're gonna make it
run on wind farms. No, no, no, the whole state
is powered by their wheelchair governor. No no, no, he gets
on a treadmill every morning and he powers the state
by himself. Now he's got those fingerless gloves. Now he
(10:16):
looks at you. You know, it looks like Jay Okersonana.
He's in the chair and he's got it on incline
and he's going, you know's not standing. Matthew Perry's still dead.
They're investigating the woman who gave him the keteman. She's
known as the Ketemane Queen. Did you know a person
is gonna know they're gonna have a bad day by
(10:37):
eight thirty six in the morning, and they have four
bad days a month. How many bad days? Do you
have zero? If you're listening to the whiskey in the
surfer temper top iconic rock.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
This is Wannie in the exploited.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Side Side.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Fu side knows that's what they're playing during the brat
summer there.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Oh, they're having a brat party there the DNC. It's
wild George and Claudia Conway are having a brat party.
Kellyan's missing out of the fun, probably because the federal
government for many from one of our enemies, is paying
her money to work against this. Stock markets entering the
most voluntar period of the election year. Oh the fat confronts.
(11:55):
Oh no, guess what they revised the job numbers, folks.
We lost a million jobs. Oh good news. I already
had four million jobs about this time. He took a
million of the way. I still have three million jobs.
You know, Waddie When he made the song, he said
I had to change it to USA because fuck UK
(12:17):
didn't sound good. Now, even though I believe it, I'm
telling you and get a resurgence right now, folks. We
need to have the native population of Ireland, of Scotland
and of the UK to rise up against their overlords.
Oh no, We need people swinging from the yard arms.
We need beatdowns on the street. We need tankers full
of refugees sent out into the channel and then drowned.
(12:42):
Don't put me in charge, folks, It'll get messages. Twenty
percent of Americans are searching for a new employment. No no,
I paid an AI to listen to the exploited right,
uh huh, and then I loaded it into a I
sent it off to the d n C. I sent
(13:02):
twenty five clowns off. They all hate this country, and
now they're waving signs. The first thing they're doing, they're
taking down the fence, and then they're taking down the
second fence, and then they're taking down the third fence.
Now they're over the first cement barrier. Now we're doing good.
Now we're still a mile away from the building. Has
anyone thought this out?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Fu to us side, fruidetside side.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Look, I love my country, but I hate my government,
and I'll be the first to tell you that that
we need to get rid of all of them. They
put us in charge. The people from Santa Cruz, California.
Can you field up rusher?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
It's drappy.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Coming up on the show, folks. So he got some
under assault. They're either from Mexico or Chili. I haven't
figured it out yet. We've got some fatal collapse. They're
from Hamburg, Germany.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Day Chicks.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
After that to o'bath.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Now, as gen X approaches retirement, what's that, man, My
retirement is dropping dead at this microphone. We got to
better kind of do a sweet riff about Michelle obonas
cock and then the CIA is gonna shoot me through
my right temple Fox. I'll probably love deserved it. No,
there's going to be a letter signed by fifty one
people who hate me, who all said it was a
(14:56):
good ideas to be Anyway, nuclear bombs are fake, and
they're gonna say that Russia, North Korea or China used
one against NATO because you've never seen a nuclear explosion
except the ones they faked in the fifties in the forties.
(15:21):
They're just gonna set off a big, real bomb and
they're gonna send Jake Tapper's gonna be out there with
one of those monitors telling you how much radiation is
there all. It's so dangerous wearing the safe South. No,
I'm wearing a mask now. And that's exactly where they're
gonna do. They're gonna set off a normal munition. They're
(15:41):
gonna set it off against themselves. They're gonna blame it
on a country that's not us, and then drag us
until World War three under false pretenses. When would the
United States ever drag its country into a war under
false pretenses? Why would we allow that to happen? Why
would we allow that to happen. Drain is one of
(16:06):
those bands. When I saw him and I was like,
I hadn't heard it yet. I was just looking at
these sees, and I'm like, I already like it already.
Rifts are great, singer's great, tremendous energy. The crowd loves them. No, no, no, no,
(16:26):
I'm bringing an inflatable election to the next show. Do
you realize it takes two point five million dollars to
be considered wealthy? No, I only need nine hundred and
ninety nine more people to move into my house so
I can do it. I mean, Mama sending message threatening
messages to hostage howl. It is from a loved one's fawns.
(16:48):
Oh now, anyways, it says under assault. Yeah, man, man,
(17:19):
you know I've never seen Michelle Obama showing up of
the DNC and the grapes from the fruital Ululum catalog
at the same place. We say, not who decided to
dress her up like Grimace Jesus Christ. She had her
tits pinned under her. No, we're pinning three tonight now. No, yeah,
you're No, you're you're you're you're pinning. Uh, you're you're
pinning my alternate candidate. Oh, you're tucking it back there.
(17:42):
We're throwing these boobies in my Ron Pich. Oh no,
Time is laying off staffers amid an ad pullback and restructuring.
Oh no, Thailand has monkey pots. I can't believe those
people engaged in that kind of sexual activity are sending
punks from where?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Did you know?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
The monkey box is literally just shingles that you get
as an offshoot of getting the COVID vaccine. Anyways, I'm
here just telling you the truth like I have in
my whole entire life. And if you listen to me
and you've had attention, we will be months and months
and months and years ahead of where this is all going.
This is going to be an absolute collapse of the homeland. Folks.
We are surrounded. I'm telling you right now, dude, who's
(18:33):
gonna save you? The people stabbing children in the UK?
I don't think so. Who's gonna save you? The government's
putting people in jail. No, No, First of all, we
have to let violent criminals out of jail so we
can put the new thought crime criminals back in their jail.
We still make money, isn't that great? And we just
got rid of all of these voters because they have
records now they can't vote now, they can't on a gun.
(18:58):
Advertising dollar are down, folks, They're not. They realize a
are you reading a magazine? I'd never do. I don't
even look at of it. Are they still do? They
still sell those at grocery stores? Shut on? I have
to put I have to put rows and rows of
magazines around my mid section so when the grocery store
gouges me, I don't get stabbed. No, Kamala Harris says
(19:22):
she's gonna fix this price gouging, even though the grocery
business runs on a one to three percent margin. This
is fatal collapse from Hamburg, Germany and missus Whiskey in
the Surfer and you are mushy.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
John flock Son we've just tall away in the fun
top tide critic fall and mister gouts top size wed okay,
fa time.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Still solid.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Social devastation is what is coming to the homeland. In fact,
it's already here. It's the new normal. That's why for
those of us who lived in the eighties, some of
us who lived in the seventies, some of us have
lived in the nineties, we know it raging is about.
We know what excitement is about, we know what joy
is about, and we know what a hope is about.
And we're bringing this to our day to day and
(20:29):
that is why the demoralization campaign against us does not work. Oh,
Biden approved a secret nuke strategy refocused on a China
threat and then apparently told the media, is that how
that works?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
No, it's a secret nuke strategy.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, RFK was videotaping him and he sent it off.
What do you think about RFK getting behind Donald Trump?
They say it's gonna happen on Friday. Oh, the media
is gonna turn. Do you give RFK Junior the CIA
top job?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
You take the trush out?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
So anyways, a lot of nuke talk, folks, And that's
how it's gonna start. It's gonna start with a false
leg bomb that they're gonna call a nuke. And because
they're calling it a nuke, just they like they called
the flu a new thing, They're gonna call the flu
a new thing, and they ruin your life and gave
a new normal. They're gonna set off a bomb calling
a nuke and then give you a new normal.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Right.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Virtual in breading risks a doom loop where bots end
up training on their own content. Oh my god, that's true.
I listen to my own show and then I repeat it.
Google is going to trial over misleading users on data collection.
(22:04):
Uphreen attacks Moscow and one of the largest ever drone
attacks on the Capitol. No Putin says we can move
there into the shows. We're still gonna be poor and
no one's gonna listen. But he said we can come walk. No, no, dude.
First of all, I'm gonna show up with nine thousand
weed pens and my Journey's Greatest test cassette. Let me in, lad, No,
(22:27):
I'm escaping the fall of the West as the progress
sends one everything they can to destroy this country.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
To listen. So Susuras, yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Be good to yourself, because no one is going to
be Do you lead with your faith? God loves you,
You love God, and there you are with the Holy
Spirit Christ himself, your journey cassette tape and all of
a sudden, Oh, you know you're forced to be an
Orthodox because you went to Russia. You know, at least
(23:33):
your Orthodox faith in Russia is in full of a
bunch of fagadocios, like those dudes and not the Manican
two bodies found in search for a missing super yacht victims. Oh, now,
can you believe they put all those rich guys on
one yacht and then sank it? What does that sound like?
That sounds like a Titanic disaster. The prayers and the vitamins.
(24:18):
Folks listening to Whiskey and the Surfer when the show
drops at Whiskey and thesurfer dot com, johntol dot nets,
keep sharing it, folks, Send your friends, Tell your relatives,
tell her. This is where the simulation happens, where you
find yourself between the ones and the zeros of your
in breadth and your outbreath, and you realize the totality
of that cycle is no different than the sun rising
(24:40):
in the east and the moon circling on this flatter
of get steel show, Big show coming up Friday, if
we can get the time machine to work. Thank you
again for being a part of Thank you, Thank you
again for being a part of you. Watch the clips TikTok,
(25:02):
John John dot Cole, John dot t l E fifty
seven on TikTok, at real John Toll on Instagram, at
John Toll on Twitter or x. And we are here
to do one thing, to rise up the native populations
of every single country on this planet and have them
(25:25):
turn violently against their owners to destroy them. And then
we are going to reign as Christ returns and evil
is vanquished. And we've done it. And it's not gonna
take that much. It only takes three percent of us
to rise up. And when three percent of us rise up,
there is no way they can stop it. And it
(25:46):
is coming. And it doesn't matter how many diseases they
throw at us. It doesn't matter how many wars they
sell at us, it doesn't matter how many lies they
tell us. Folks, the end has been written and you
are here to observe it, to do your part and
to limit the simulation. With a smile on your face,
What are the choices you have, God bless everybody.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Speak it to yourself.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Nurtarios
Oh, what's that swinging between Big Mike's legs, the same thing.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
That gave fauci.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh no, an anaconda, Barak's favorite pet.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Rip gets him higher than a turbo jetgi Joan Rivers said,
it's true.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Under the dress, it's become unboot. Put it back.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
No, oh no, Big Mike snore and then it show.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Take a deep breath and get ready to rage in
the simulation, you haddock, Now you get the jumper candy,
get him out of your ass, put it on the
car round no, break it up, hitting the time. Now
did you put gas in it? You know, the cheap stuff?
Eighty seven? No, no, no, nothing subject till we are
(00:51):
gonna get fired again. Breath, take your screw warning fire.
Oh what's up? Everybody and his? Wednesday morning, August twenty fourth,
in the Year of Our Lord, twenty twenty four, you're
raging in the simulation with whiskey and the surper ten
verse top my cotic rock. Did you watch that DNC
(01:12):
tobaca last night? How many babies had to be murdered
to get blood enough to get Joe Biden offstage? Dear God,
stop killing at us. What's going on? We're gonna save America.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, it's like, are you.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh yeah, now you do not let up and tour
through if we don't kill twenty five hundred babies during
this convention, are we even really trying?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What are they telling you? Nothing about inflation, nothing about
the border, nothing about the recession, nothing about the coming depression,
Just more of their ideas to steal your money, you're liberty,
and kill your children and make them cut their dicks
and tits off.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
What is it about ritual child sacrifice and the blood
letting around the DNC that's allowing Satan to do the
work that he needs to do. Dear Lord, did you
see that wig Jamie Raskin had on his head? I
swear to god he bought that from a wet martin China.
And I'm not telling you the monkey box is coming
from Jamie Raskin's wig. To your Lord, out of the lying,
(02:39):
what's your favorite part? We're gonna we're gonna charge sixty
percent tax on onrealized games. Well, what does that mean?
It means this. Let's say you bought a house for
three hundred thousand dollars and your house is worth three
hundred thousand dollars. Now, all of a sudden, they give
people twenty five thousand and free dollars. Now your house
(03:01):
is worth three hundred and twenty five thousand dollars. Now
the housing market, shit's the bed. It becomes an absolute infernow.
And now your house is worth four hundred thousand. Oh good, well,
you're excited. Not I made twenty five percent? Isn't that
good on my investment? And then it gets worse. Oh
my god, Now your house is worth five hundred that
why are you complanning? Your house is now worth five
hundred thousand dollars one initially it was worth three hundred
(03:23):
thousand dollars. Because the IRS is gonna take that two
hundred thousand dollars that they believe that you are about
to make, not that you've made that you were going
to make in the future, and they're going to tax you.
Now you're gonna get that letter in the mail and
they're gonna say, hey, hey, hey, hey, where's our money
for these unrealized gains on your property you know from
the market that we artificially put together. Anyway, sorry about that.
(03:47):
If you don't send us forty thousand dollars right now.
Guess what You're gonna have to leave your house and
sell it at a discount to black Rock. And won't
they be so happy about how that accidentally all worked
out just the way they applied. It was Obama knight
of the DNC. Tipping was down. Michelle rouses the crowd
for Harris. Oh the chance of yes she can, Oh
(04:09):
the chance we love Joe? Has there been a single USA,
Usa Usa chant out? I mean, except we're down with
the USA from the Hamas Caucus burning flags outside of
the DNCA. Boy, they hate cops unless they need to
protect themselves from their foot soldiers. Oh, and they are
not sending their past U haul trucks full of signs,
full of protesters. Who's paying for the flights, who's paying
(04:31):
for the hotel rooms, who's paying for the food? Who's
paying for the stipend? Why is that answered? George Soros? No, no,
you got to know George Soros bro No, no, you
got to know the theory of reflexivity. No, no, no,
he puts money into the system. The system works. You
notice the system, and then guess what, You've been distracted
for enough time for him to champ you up and
(04:53):
to put this communist government into place and take away
your human liberty. Folks. We've got Joe and Chunn. And
I don't care about your reputation. Yeah no, I do
(05:17):
not give a damn about that bad reputation now because
I work with the media.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I get up four fifty nine a m. Eastern and
I get my email from Barack Obama. He tells me
what to say. I send my email to a buddy
over there, like, Hey, did you get Obama's a mail?
How are you gonna say it? Well, this is how
I'm gonna say it. You're gonna say the same way.
So we both can't say he's cuddling. Do we both
can't say that there's a joyfest going on? And is
(05:44):
there a joyfest going on in the world, folks? Do
you feel the joy out there as you go about
and not being able to afford anything? Are you calling
it a warring convention? Blustering insults against the dawn? Oh
my god, Barack Obama is making dick jokes. Dear God.
Now he said Donald Trump's penis was smaller than the
chance you had of solving who killed Obama. Chef in
(06:06):
the paddle board accident. The office Trump seeks might just
be one of those black jobs. Oh no, boy, if
that's not a we're gonna send Joe behind the wood
shit and take him out. I don't know what is
Now he's gonna be running on a farm with other presidents,
I mean except for Carter because he's bedroom. Are folks
(06:27):
getting ready for NATO to fake nuke itself and then
start World War three? Wait? Dancy Pelosi has this upbeat convention.
She's in charge of this upbeat convention. I bet she is.
She's nine vodka's in by nine in the morning. She
shows up playing with her dentures all night. What is
going on? Did you watch Night one?
Speaker 6 (06:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Not me? Did you watch Night two?
Speaker 5 (06:54):
No?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
No, no, no no no not me me me me, me,
me me.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
And the protests are fizzling, folks.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
All of those rider trucks, all of those Patriot Fun
Front members had to trade in their khakis for one
of them headscarves from Hamas. Now they got to keep
the same weapons because that was the weapons. That are
weapons that we sell to them. The first night, according
to Drugs, he got twenty million viewers, more than Republicans.
Oh no, Tim wallas Is said for the most impactful
(07:25):
speech of his life. Are you ready to listen to him?
Lie about his military record, lie about what he did
to downtown Minneapolis during the riots. Now he's gonna be like,
I'm still standing on a hill of lies the DNC
has but for me. Now, I'm gonna read this teleprompter
and hide behind the bulletproof gas. I don't know who's
out there.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Now.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
You don't know what it's like to be out here. No,
Gavin Newsom has me in a scope right now. He's
trying to take me out.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Now.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Shots you want about the rick you behind that half?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh the bitch is back? Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
And did you think the spoker never win? We look
at me. I'm come back up again.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I got it tauf n a film ball with and
did need to know what I have to spend?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
And you just fed.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well if you were wondering if the steel was going
to go through five states, now folks, it's going to
go through seven states. They're going to need seven states
of water leaks, seven states of votes, ringing, seven states
of media cover to make sure the steel goes through.
They know you hate the candidate. They know that you
that they they know that, you know that they did
not follow a democratic process and just jammed her down
(08:29):
her throat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Kamala has raised five hundred
million dollars. So now, no, five hundred million dollars fed
through one grandma who voted. I know she gave five
hundred million dollars. Somehow want to fixed income. One grandma
through Equla was able to give Kamela million. Five hundred
million dollars from the Kamala million, that's a name we
(08:51):
should use. Work wound, Bob, you shouldn't be found by now.
According to Drudge Newsome was a rising star than Kamela
rose faster. She's been getting off those knees faster than anybody,
(09:15):
all those bruises. Trump raises prices at his golf resorts
as the financial health deteriorates. Oh now, what's gonna happen
on the sixteenth of September? Are they gonna send him?
They gotta send him to New York's. Gitme over there.
Take him right down hayes In Street, right to Rikers.
(09:35):
He's gonna be playing pickleball with Julian Assange. He's gonna
be playing pickle ball with the guy from the Silk
Road rasshole brick. He's been playing pickball with the Oh
my god, Jeffrey Epstein is still alive and he is
uh and he is Donald Trump's roommate in jail. I'm
so shocked. The Texan's trying to stay cool and heat
(09:56):
lifts power used to a new high. Oh now, let's
take a really that has ninety days in a row
of triple digit temperatures, and then we're gonna make it
run on wind farms. No, no, no, the whole state
is powered by their wheelchair governor. No no, no, he gets
on a treadmill every morning and he powers the state
by himself. Now he's got those fingerless gloves. Now he
(10:16):
looks at you. You know, it looks like Jay Okersonana.
He's in the chair and he's got it on incline
and he's going, you know's not standing. Matthew Perry's still dead.
They're investigating the woman who gave him the keteman. She's
known as the Ketemane Queen. Did you know a person
is gonna know they're gonna have a bad day by
(10:37):
eight thirty six in the morning, and they have four
bad days a month. How many bad days? Do you
have zero? If you're listening to the whiskey in the
surfer temper top iconic rock.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
This is Wannie in the exploited.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Side Side.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Fu side knows that's what they're playing during the brat
summer there.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Oh, they're having a brat party there the DNC. It's
wild George and Claudia Conway are having a brat party.
Kellyan's missing out of the fun, probably because the federal
government for many from one of our enemies, is paying
her money to work against this. Stock markets entering the
most voluntar period of the election year. Oh the fat confronts.
(11:55):
Oh no, guess what they revised the job numbers, folks.
We lost a million jobs. Oh good news. I already
had four million jobs about this time. He took a
million of the way. I still have three million jobs.
You know, Waddie When he made the song, he said
I had to change it to USA because fuck UK
(12:17):
didn't sound good. Now, even though I believe it, I'm
telling you and get a resurgence right now, folks. We
need to have the native population of Ireland, of Scotland
and of the UK to rise up against their overlords.
Oh no, We need people swinging from the yard arms.
We need beatdowns on the street. We need tankers full
of refugees sent out into the channel and then drowned.
(12:42):
Don't put me in charge, folks, It'll get messages. Twenty
percent of Americans are searching for a new employment. No no,
I paid an AI to listen to the exploited right,
uh huh, and then I loaded it into a I
sent it off to the d n C. I sent
(13:02):
twenty five clowns off. They all hate this country, and
now they're waving signs. The first thing they're doing, they're
taking down the fence, and then they're taking down the
second fence, and then they're taking down the third fence.
Now they're over the first cement barrier. Now we're doing good.
Now we're still a mile away from the building. Has
anyone thought this out?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Fu to us side, fruidetside side.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Look, I love my country, but I hate my government,
and I'll be the first to tell you that that
we need to get rid of all of them. They
put us in charge. The people from Santa Cruz, California.
Can you field up rusher?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
It's drappy.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Coming up on the show, folks. So he got some
under assault. They're either from Mexico or Chili. I haven't
figured it out yet. We've got some fatal collapse. They're
from Hamburg, Germany.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Day Chicks.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
After that to o'bath.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Now, as gen X approaches retirement, what's that, man, My
retirement is dropping dead at this microphone. We got to
better kind of do a sweet riff about Michelle obonas
cock and then the CIA is gonna shoot me through
my right temple Fox. I'll probably love deserved it. No,
there's going to be a letter signed by fifty one
people who hate me, who all said it was a
(14:56):
good ideas to be Anyway, nuclear bombs are fake, and
they're gonna say that Russia, North Korea or China used
one against NATO because you've never seen a nuclear explosion
except the ones they faked in the fifties in the forties.
(15:21):
They're just gonna set off a big, real bomb and
they're gonna send Jake Tapper's gonna be out there with
one of those monitors telling you how much radiation is
there all. It's so dangerous wearing the safe South. No,
I'm wearing a mask now. And that's exactly where they're
gonna do. They're gonna set off a normal munition. They're
(15:41):
gonna set it off against themselves. They're gonna blame it
on a country that's not us, and then drag us
until World War three under false pretenses. When would the
United States ever drag its country into a war under
false pretenses? Why would we allow that to happen? Why
would we allow that to happen. Drain is one of
(16:06):
those bands. When I saw him and I was like,
I hadn't heard it yet. I was just looking at
these sees, and I'm like, I already like it already.
Rifts are great, singer's great, tremendous energy. The crowd loves them. No, no, no, no,
(16:26):
I'm bringing an inflatable election to the next show. Do
you realize it takes two point five million dollars to
be considered wealthy? No, I only need nine hundred and
ninety nine more people to move into my house so
I can do it. I mean, Mama sending message threatening
messages to hostage howl. It is from a loved one's fawns.
(16:48):
Oh now, anyways, it says under assault. Yeah, man, man,
(17:19):
you know I've never seen Michelle Obama showing up of
the DNC and the grapes from the fruital Ululum catalog
at the same place. We say, not who decided to
dress her up like Grimace Jesus Christ. She had her
tits pinned under her. No, we're pinning three tonight now. No, yeah,
you're No, you're you're you're you're pinning. Uh, you're you're
pinning my alternate candidate. Oh, you're tucking it back there.
(17:42):
We're throwing these boobies in my Ron Pich. Oh no,
Time is laying off staffers amid an ad pullback and restructuring.
Oh no, Thailand has monkey pots. I can't believe those
people engaged in that kind of sexual activity are sending
punks from where?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Did you know?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
The monkey box is literally just shingles that you get
as an offshoot of getting the COVID vaccine. Anyways, I'm
here just telling you the truth like I have in
my whole entire life. And if you listen to me
and you've had attention, we will be months and months
and months and years ahead of where this is all going.
This is going to be an absolute collapse of the homeland. Folks.
We are surrounded. I'm telling you right now, dude, who's
(18:33):
gonna save you? The people stabbing children in the UK?
I don't think so. Who's gonna save you? The government's
putting people in jail. No, No, First of all, we
have to let violent criminals out of jail so we
can put the new thought crime criminals back in their jail.
We still make money, isn't that great? And we just
got rid of all of these voters because they have
records now they can't vote now, they can't on a gun.
(18:58):
Advertising dollar are down, folks, They're not. They realize a
are you reading a magazine? I'd never do. I don't
even look at of it. Are they still do? They
still sell those at grocery stores? Shut on? I have
to put I have to put rows and rows of
magazines around my mid section so when the grocery store
gouges me, I don't get stabbed. No, Kamala Harris says
(19:22):
she's gonna fix this price gouging, even though the grocery
business runs on a one to three percent margin. This
is fatal collapse from Hamburg, Germany and missus Whiskey in
the Surfer and you are mushy.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
John flock Son we've just tall away in the fun
top tide critic fall and mister gouts top size wed okay,
fa time.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Still solid.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Social devastation is what is coming to the homeland. In fact,
it's already here. It's the new normal. That's why for
those of us who lived in the eighties, some of
us who lived in the seventies, some of us have
lived in the nineties, we know it raging is about.
We know what excitement is about, we know what joy
is about, and we know what a hope is about.
And we're bringing this to our day to day and
(20:29):
that is why the demoralization campaign against us does not work. Oh,
Biden approved a secret nuke strategy refocused on a China
threat and then apparently told the media, is that how
that works?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
No, it's a secret nuke strategy.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, RFK was videotaping him and he sent it off.
What do you think about RFK getting behind Donald Trump?
They say it's gonna happen on Friday. Oh, the media
is gonna turn. Do you give RFK Junior the CIA
top job?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
You take the trush out?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
So anyways, a lot of nuke talk, folks, And that's
how it's gonna start. It's gonna start with a false
leg bomb that they're gonna call a nuke. And because
they're calling it a nuke, just they like they called
the flu a new thing, They're gonna call the flu
a new thing, and they ruin your life and gave
a new normal. They're gonna set off a bomb calling
a nuke and then give you a new normal.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Right.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Virtual in breading risks a doom loop where bots end
up training on their own content. Oh my god, that's true.
I listen to my own show and then I repeat it.
Google is going to trial over misleading users on data collection.
(22:04):
Uphreen attacks Moscow and one of the largest ever drone
attacks on the Capitol. No Putin says we can move
there into the shows. We're still gonna be poor and
no one's gonna listen. But he said we can come walk. No, no, dude.
First of all, I'm gonna show up with nine thousand
weed pens and my Journey's Greatest test cassette. Let me in, lad, No,
(22:27):
I'm escaping the fall of the West as the progress
sends one everything they can to destroy this country.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
To listen. So Susuras, yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Be good to yourself, because no one is going to
be Do you lead with your faith? God loves you,
You love God, and there you are with the Holy
Spirit Christ himself, your journey cassette tape and all of
a sudden, Oh, you know you're forced to be an
Orthodox because you went to Russia. You know, at least
(23:33):
your Orthodox faith in Russia is in full of a
bunch of fagadocios, like those dudes and not the Manican
two bodies found in search for a missing super yacht victims. Oh, now,
can you believe they put all those rich guys on
one yacht and then sank it? What does that sound like?
That sounds like a Titanic disaster. The prayers and the vitamins.
(24:18):
Folks listening to Whiskey and the Surfer when the show
drops at Whiskey and thesurfer dot com, johntol dot nets,
keep sharing it, folks, Send your friends, Tell your relatives,
tell her. This is where the simulation happens, where you
find yourself between the ones and the zeros of your
in breadth and your outbreath, and you realize the totality
of that cycle is no different than the sun rising
(24:40):
in the east and the moon circling on this flatter
of get steel show, Big show coming up Friday, if
we can get the time machine to work. Thank you
again for being a part of Thank you, Thank you
again for being a part of you. Watch the clips TikTok,
(25:02):
John John dot Cole, John dot t l E fifty
seven on TikTok, at real John Toll on Instagram, at
John Toll on Twitter or x. And we are here
to do one thing, to rise up the native populations
of every single country on this planet and have them
(25:25):
turn violently against their owners to destroy them. And then
we are going to reign as Christ returns and evil
is vanquished. And we've done it. And it's not gonna
take that much. It only takes three percent of us
to rise up. And when three percent of us rise up,
there is no way they can stop it. And it
(25:46):
is coming. And it doesn't matter how many diseases they
throw at us. It doesn't matter how many wars they
sell at us, it doesn't matter how many lies they
tell us. Folks, the end has been written and you
are here to observe it, to do your part and
to limit the simulation. With a smile on your face,
What are the choices you have, God bless everybody.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Speak it to yourself.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
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