July 24, 2024 • 24 mins
DAVID LEE ROTH, THE CARS, WASP, SCORPIONS, 7 SECONDS, BACHMAN TURNER OVERDRIVE, TEXAS TOAST CHAINSAW MASSACRE, Kamala Harris is reborn, regenerated and recycled. Can the Legacy Media keep up the smoke show we head to Drudgereport.com for Lab created Testicles, Flying Cars and where did all the hot stewardesses go? Join us at www.whiskeyandthesurfer.com
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(00:00):
Jack want check to Oh what didyou say? That's right? What's the
other thing we know about this population? And it's a specific phase of life?
Remember, age is more than achronological fact. What else do we
know about this population eighteenth through twentyfour? They are stupid, that is
(00:25):
why we put them in dormitories,and they have a resident assistant. They
make really bad decisions. His cloneto be president text five and you can
(00:45):
vote as many times you want toknow. There you go, and it'll
be as real as the news.Tell us U sixteen beer doctor figure about
(01:11):
luted. Everybody on Twitter that twitteron acts at John Toll a Instagram at
John to see gentlemen, I haveas my guest today to gentlemen who need
no introduction to Westy and flip rivers? Done about the what's nothing about my
(01:32):
sing wrist over risk? Nothing butthe risks? And for what else?
It's quite great Denver stuff. Igot it rock and that was good.
I hit that high note and alow note. Second amendment first a long
guards. Yeah, Maine news,make news, Christen Ray, all of
(02:09):
it, all of it, Noneof it is real. This is what
I listened to before I go tomy secret service, slow proof training.
Oh my god, there i amfeet over the nose. I'm headed down.
I'm like that rock climber, Likethat rock climber who forgot to put
(02:31):
his safety rope there he is sixtyfeet of the air and he drops like,
oh it hard. Dear God,Good morning everybody, And what is
left in the free Earth? It'sDavid Lee roth wo brestless soul. All
(03:13):
this since we were It's gonna bea big sing along episode. Today.
It's Wednesday, folks, It's someday. It's time to get that energy
up. Everybody sing a log.No, No, I'm living in the
(03:38):
paradise of what is left in FreeAmerica? Oh what is left in your
FEMA camp? You still have fourwalls up? Boy, They hated walls
until they built them to put youinside of it because your idea of being
free in a free country was dangerousto their takeover. Loud, shoving it
(04:00):
right down your throat, just likethey jammed up Bernie. This is their
third straight primary, folks, wherethey are just jamming at home. They're
not even tell ye do you thinkthat Harris is going to make it all
the way to the nomination? Arewe going to have Michelle and Hillary come
back from behind the curtain. There'sgoing to be Haymaker's why. Oh my
god, you've ever seen somebody beatento death with the constitution. Now they're
(04:26):
like, your rights, easy,come, easy go. We give them
and then we take them away.That's why we give you stuff so we
can take it away. It makesour evil and extra level of depth.
Satan loves it, John, Andnow you know. Now you know exactly
what is happening to you in thehomeland. Folks. That's right. No,
these folks are not here for you. These folks are not here to
(04:46):
make your life better or no,not in any ray, shape or form.
Are you buying what you're seeing here? In regards to the rise of
Kamala Harris, are you seeing it? Is it just sock puppet counts?
Oh my god, the money startedflowing from Ukraine. I bet they better
get it out of there before Trumpgets a hold of it. I want
to know who paid what, andwho paid who out of what. Now
(05:10):
the American people need to know thattheir money was offshort and then laundered through
a foreign fake war and then sentback to our political candidate so they can
take your freedom make sure you showup and vote, even though your vote
has been replaced by an illegal alienwith a fake address in GEO and nobody
who will ever be held accountable.Right, I mean the sun didn't come
(05:34):
up this morning, that's right.No big waves to surf coming in from
the south, that's right. No, no, no, Are you enjoying
your simulation? Do you realize youonly have the choice to enjoy your simulation?
That's right. The question is howmuch do you choose. It's like
opening up a garden hose. Haveyou opened up your garden hose all the
(05:55):
way to eleven? So that realityis coming to you and it's fullness.
There's not announce fear in a way, creating an isle in a barrier where
that energy of the truth will notcome and hit you in the center of
your solar pluses, the very vesselwhere the truth lives inside of you.
Folks living a heart first centered life, now, that's right, And you've
shaken up the order of operations.That's right. You're going heart first,
(06:15):
and then you're hitting the cut leveland then finally to the lizard brain.
And that is why the mainstream mediais losing you because they are only heading
off. That's right. They're tryingto get into the lizard brains to the
left. Now, they're sending fear, they're sending loading, they're sending hatred,
they're sending messaging, dog whistling dayin and day out to get these
folks ranging and getting ready to riot. Oh, they'll be shaking it up
(06:36):
at the street, mostly violent,peaceful rioting. No, no, no,
no, I'm telling you that thenews is so bad right now.
I have to go to Drudge rightnow to find any outs of truth happening
in the simulation. No, Ineed no bad excuse other than looking around
(06:57):
at the price of everything, lookingat how unsafe unsafe places have become.
The safe place is very, verysafe, and that's why we moved here,
coming to you live. That's right, thirty three levels below the other
Denver airport using a time machine inhis whiskey, and the surfer being recorded
somewhere along the Middle Lantic. Andthe weather is beautiful, bunny or rain,
(07:19):
that's right. So, And Iknow the rain is good because you
should see the weeds growing in thepart of the lawn. The h oay
we pay to take care of hasnot yet been taken care of. Now,
where's my fucking letter? I saidit shot out of a cannon right
now? No, three cups ofcoffee? And the lord, what the
(07:45):
hell was I talking about? Iwas about to break something down. Oh
I had it. It was rightin the verge of my noggin and not
I was just held and held away. We'll get it back. Let's see
what we were talking about, thetakeover the un instance, they know that
it's happening. What else did theyknow? They know, they know how
to get away with it. Theyknow how to generate information. So the
(08:09):
people that always follow along with whatthey say will follow along with this one.
You know, was it rioting inthe cities that we were going to
be allowing? That's right? Imean, what would you do to the
homeland to make sure an election witha non primary candidate wouldever not take place?
And they can just fight it outin the streets. Oh yeah,
(08:33):
we're gonna go to Drudge right now. We're going to Drudge Reypartner dot com
right now. No, I've gotstories. I've got stuff on the deck
that's right now. My God,as Mega turns according to this, if
you're believing these near jarios, Megaturns muss distances from Trump question Mark Tesla
shares are down eleven percent after thebig mess. Oh, the twenty twenty
(08:54):
four race becomes prosecutor versus convicted fellaAnd how would you write it? CHICKI
will do anything to get the job, and a guy who would let a
chick do anything to get a job. But Dawn wants multiple debates. That's
right, Donna. You have tofirst of all, you have to debate
jd Van six times, and ifyou do well and at least two of
them, I'll let you talk tome for five minutes. Now you can
(09:16):
use your fake a recording, justlike he used when Joe Biden called into
your dumb phone, Boba. TheKamala crowd is shouting, lock them up.
The Dems are optimistic. They're gonnahave their first female president. Oh
my god, she has an unpresident in Hollywood power race. James Carvel's
warning when he always WARN's willing willnot be easy, as he glares down
at the camera like an absolute ghoul. It's was tonight Biden's to give an
(09:41):
Oval Office address on his legacy andagenda after ending the campaign. Oh no,
what I'm saying is that everything Idid wrong is me. No,
Kamela has nothing to do with this. She didn't know any of this was
going on because we didn't trust her. I mean, she's gonna do great.
Oh, Camel Harris, guess whatyou've just And yeah, I know,
even though you are childless, here'ssome children that you have just adopted.
(10:05):
You've adopted stagflation, you've adopted inflation, you've adopted a recession, you've
adopted a crash boarder, you've adoptedputting Ukraine in front of the United States.
And what are you gonna do withthat information? Same thing I'm doing
with it? I don't know.Try to have fun with it. Who
(10:31):
is she gonna pick as her VP? I want to know, not she's
picking the ball guy with the headcrime thing JD. Fance mocking Dems as
a bunch of childless cat ladies whoare miserable at their own lives. Well,
you know, if the cat fanshold it in your lap, Tim,
let's filling black women with jubilation andfear. Oh no, she's a
(10:52):
Masterville, She's a champion. Thisis how she locked up the nomination in
two days. Well, we hada phone call with everybody who matters.
We all agreed we were doing init. Then we turned on the money
and said it was the greatest grassrootseffort that we ever created. That people
don't know that we actually did it. The oil billionaires are petting big on
Trump. That's right. No,I know, I actually do. Oh,
(11:13):
I actually do have a story here. No. New Jetson's law paves
the way for flying cars starting onAugust first. How about that most harned
Minnesota. Geez, when these shehotties get flying explosive cars, you were
in trouble. Not that the wholeparking lot is going to be handicapped.
(11:45):
Minnesota past a road law that setsthe stage for the era of flying cars.
What do you think about that?Folks? Huh does that? Does
that feel safe to you? Huh? Does that seem nice? You know
that the folks that are praying fivetimes a day, but they're praying that
their magic carpet doesn't crash into theground. No, no, and they've
loaded it up with everything they need. Burning Caran's that's right. Whatever horseshit
(12:09):
law that they believe in, that'sright. They're doing that too. State
lawmakers passed a quote unquote Jetson's Lawthat will go into effect on August first,
According to the local Fox affiliate there, it officially defines a roadable aircraft
as vehicles that can both fly anddrive on public highways. Oh now they
can take your rights from the airand the ground. Bet it's time.
(12:41):
I think it's time for me tobuy a new ten dollars pair of headphones.
So make sure you're sharing the podcasteverybody. No, no, no,
Maybe make sure you're sending it tothree to five friends today, say
check it out, out the show, up to the show. You're gonna
hear the future before it happens,that's right. And then based on the
information that you get, you discernhow much of this I know for a
(13:01):
fact. And then based on howmuch you know about that, you use
your lizard brain, You use yourgut, and you use your heart centered
experience to listen and listen for thetruth that's being sent to you, folks,
not the fear that is being sentin a factory to your brain so
they can mine your AI data.But make sure the truth is going off
like a dynamite in your mind.Ranging in the simulation, it's the scorpions
(13:26):
coming off a blackout. I worethis album out. Dear Lord, Oh
we are still doing eighties energy rightnow, and whiskey and the server folks
join along. No, no,no, you know you are raging harder
than Klausmind's hairline. Dear God,look at that thing. Go back.
Last time I saw something received thatbad, it was the French. Dear
Lord, how are they doing?Just wait till the flying Muslim bombs head
(13:48):
over to France. There's gonna bereal trouble. We have rocked through tonight,
right, I'll make tonight just that'stenlong. Make your feet alike,
shoot my heat, give you allmy time tonight. No headphones were harmed
(14:24):
in the making of this episode.That's with the law simplifies the process for
these duel purpose vehicles to be registeredas the motor vehicles. How do you
think they're gonna get the votes there? And laid it in? All of
a sudden, you're going to seea jew hottie with a one of those
Palestinian helicopters landing votes on top ofthe roof where they're going to count them.
(14:54):
Speaking of dynamite struggle against Zionis regime, a mass man vows rivers of
blood at the Paris Olympics. NoI heard there was going to be No.
Not only is breakdancing going to bea new sport. No, no,
no, no, not only isbreakdancing going to be a new sport,
there's a new one who can dothe best rivers of blood. Threat.
(15:15):
That's right. A man clad ina shirt a dorm with a Palestinian
flag shouted, I am here tomove for ilhan Omark. I mean in
the name of God. Our struggleagainst the Zionist regime continues. Addressing the
people of France, the president Macron, the mass inevill said, you supported
the Zionis regime in it's criminal waragainst the people of Palestine, who presided
(15:35):
Zionis with weapons, who helped murderour brothers and scissors, and you rigged
an election. So I know we'rein charge now, but we have to
pretend that we're not getting along.I know you're allowing this to happen,
just like every bad thing that happensto a country is allowed to happen by
the people who hate that very country. My computers acting up right now and
(16:18):
I'm trying to pull up these stories. No women are allowed to request not
to sit next to men now inairlines? How am I gonna perve on
these stewardesses if I'm not surrounded bythem? Now? Never, let's get
it really tight. We make thisnight. That's who wants to make us
be a lot? What you heat? What do you guys know about transferm
acide by side? We're gonna beatbeat tonight. All right, let's do
(16:52):
what this about? When the transsextworker something was killed by a client in
Mexico City, her friend grabbed theman to stop him fleeing. Recorded the
scene as the cops arrived, amidsiren screams, red and blue lights.
And I guess all the children theywere reading bedtime stories too? Is that
true? Des might the footage andthe witness testimony? Oh, this is
coming to you from the Guardian,So I mean, I don't know how
(17:12):
fake it is? Probably mostly Well, let's let's see. Let's see what
Let's see what agenda is being pushedin this article by the Guardians. So
(17:45):
what do you think about that?What this government is actually they've done is
they've created a new ability to classifya murder based on the religion that is
spreading throughout the glow. And thisis the only religion I want to spread
throughout the globe besides Catholicism. Andthis is Texas toast chain saw massacre folks
(18:08):
with. I wanna pet your dog, and I want to put them all.
That's right, get walking down thestreet a puppy dog, Well,
I said, I want to bethat dog at any time. I'm telling
(18:30):
one kind. Let getty sticky.I don't mind, Hiddy. I want
to pack your dog, please,I want. I always, I'm always
(19:10):
scientist grows male genitals in a lab, and there are fears that it can
make blokes obsolete. Dude, I'vegot a lab in the backyard. I'm
growing dog testicles to miss. Sothen back on these poor dogs that guts
madea neutered No, no, no, no, I'm not a biologist.
I'm not allowed to tell you whichwhich animals I'm allowed to put balls on
in the backyard. That's right,No, no, no, I did
(19:32):
I do not. I don't wantto dead name somebody's dead balls. The
next thing I know, I can'thave a job anymore. Dear lord,
that's right. This is from theDaily Star. Buffiness has created tiny testicles
and a lab sparking fears that canmake men redundant in the future. N'son
(19:55):
going and he is from Israel,produced the genitals from cells. Now,
but it's time to listen to sevens. There is going. I'm telling you
(20:15):
right now, there's going to bean American riot this summer. That's right
now. No Antifa right now,especially their tank division. No, they've
been they've been creating balls in theirbackyard that they're creating in the human shields.
Everybody knows that, No, areybeneath those zingers. You need to
get fatter so you can protect moreof our politicians that hate us allegedly.
I don't know. This guy headsthe sex determination laboratory at the Bill and
(20:44):
On. They're in the Israel.Her goal is not to make men redundant
in terms of reproduction and just wantsto help the global crisis at bil for
time. I'm telling you right now, no, do not let these Malthusians
lie to you that we have overcrowding folks. We do not have enough
people. I'm telling you right now. According to the people who lie to
us, we have eight point fourbillion people on the planet. Now here's
(21:04):
my plan. Four point eight ofthem are communists. They need to be
immediately removed. That's right. Now, what we do is the people who
are left because they're raging in thesimulation, they're going to be living in
a joy filled earth that has writtenitself of communism, that's written itself of
Marxism, that's right, of thewoke ideology of the West, and they've
(21:25):
returned back to the orthodoxy of truth. You know, I've met a woman
who took my heart away. That'sright. It was the Virgin Mary.
That's right. No, No,no, my heart is hers. That's
right. No, it is justsaid. No, it is a direct
line. Just like you can openup your truth hose to eleven. You
(21:45):
open up your Holy Spirit host toeleven. That's right, and you let
that truth flow, and then youspread joy, and you spread happiness,
and you spread hope throughout the homeland, throughout the homeland of every heart centered
person listening to this show right now. It doesn't matter where you are.
If you're in India, if you'rein Russia, if you're in Hollywood,
if you're in Texas, somewhere,you are fighting for your life. And
(22:07):
the enemy has revealed itself and allof their tactics. Can they create a
reality that is based on a absolutefalsehood and then force people to believe it.
They're going to use the exact samepattern that they've used in every single
psyop leading up to where we findourselves today. And now they're going to
tell you that she's competent. Nowthey're going to tell you she's strong on
(22:29):
the border. Now they're going totell you she's strong on policy, when
we know for a fact, folks, she owns every single failing of the
Biden administration and that cannot come undonebecause she was there. She was there
when they decided to run her forpresident. Wait when was that website created?
Was that created in twenty twenty two, twenty twenty three? How long
did they do the legal and thenaming and all the trademark on her campaign,
(22:53):
Because that'll tell you how long andhow far out they knew that she
was going to be the nominee,that they were going to put together some
kind of an operation against Joe Bidento finally lay down or as Joe or
as the Donald Trump said quite sometime ago, Joe's been gone a long
time. Also, hold that outin your reality. Now you've got to
be able to look at the news, steal man it, break it up
(23:15):
with insurdity, march down paths ofprobable outcomes based on what is being said
to you, based on patters they'vealready presented, and you put that together
and there what do you do?You find yourself here at Whiskey and the
Surfer whiskeyanthesurfer dot com getting the absolutetruth Monday Wednesday Friday. That's right.
Go on Instagram at real John Toy. You'll see the clips. The show
(23:37):
is on Rumble, it's on RockFinn. Sometimes it's on YouTube if YouTube
allows it, but that is notoften. I'll take what i can get
now, that's right. Come seeme, Come see me on the internet,
right now, Come see me liveat Phrase in Wilmington on July twenty
sec. It is Friday coming up, that's right. And if you're listening
to this in the middle of thenight, send it to your friends.
No, those of you third shiftworkers rushing in the middle of the night,
(24:00):
we need you. Now. You'vegot to work hard for your family
and go home and make more kids. That's right. It's time to move
up and find this as your refuge, as your oasis for hope, for
joy, for absurdity, for sensemaking, and stay with us, folks.
We navigated you through covid or We'regonna navigate you through this. We've
(24:21):
never failed you, so we havenever failed you, folks. I'm John
told, God bless every single personwithin the earshot of my shrill tones.
And you have not seen nothing yet. Folks. It's gonna get wild,
it's gonna get dangerous, it's gonnaget bloody, it's gonna get messy.
And that is just the line toget into the DNC convention. Oh my
(24:44):
God, God bless
Jack want check to Oh what didyou say? That's right? What's the
other thing we know about this population? And it's a specific phase of life?
Remember, age is more than achronological fact. What else do we
know about this population eighteenth through twentyfour? They are stupid, that is
(00:25):
why we put them in dormitories,and they have a resident assistant. They
make really bad decisions. His cloneto be president text five and you can
(00:45):
vote as many times you want toknow. There you go, and it'll
be as real as the news.Tell us U sixteen beer doctor figure about
(01:11):
luted. Everybody on Twitter that twitteron acts at John Toll a Instagram at
John to see gentlemen, I haveas my guest today to gentlemen who need
no introduction to Westy and flip rivers? Done about the what's nothing about my
(01:32):
sing wrist over risk? Nothing butthe risks? And for what else?
It's quite great Denver stuff. Igot it rock and that was good.
I hit that high note and alow note. Second amendment first a long
guards. Yeah, Maine news,make news, Christen Ray, all of
(02:09):
it, all of it, Noneof it is real. This is what
I listened to before I go tomy secret service, slow proof training.
Oh my god, there i amfeet over the nose. I'm headed down.
I'm like that rock climber, Likethat rock climber who forgot to put
(02:31):
his safety rope there he is sixtyfeet of the air and he drops like,
oh it hard. Dear God,Good morning everybody, And what is
left in the free Earth? It'sDavid Lee roth wo brestless soul. All
(03:13):
this since we were It's gonna bea big sing along episode. Today.
It's Wednesday, folks, It's someday. It's time to get that energy
up. Everybody sing a log.No, No, I'm living in the
(03:38):
paradise of what is left in FreeAmerica? Oh what is left in your
FEMA camp? You still have fourwalls up? Boy, They hated walls
until they built them to put youinside of it because your idea of being
free in a free country was dangerousto their takeover. Loud, shoving it
(04:00):
right down your throat, just likethey jammed up Bernie. This is their
third straight primary, folks, wherethey are just jamming at home. They're
not even tell ye do you thinkthat Harris is going to make it all
the way to the nomination? Arewe going to have Michelle and Hillary come
back from behind the curtain. There'sgoing to be Haymaker's why. Oh my
god, you've ever seen somebody beatento death with the constitution. Now they're
(04:26):
like, your rights, easy,come, easy go. We give them
and then we take them away.That's why we give you stuff so we
can take it away. It makesour evil and extra level of depth.
Satan loves it, John, Andnow you know. Now you know exactly
what is happening to you in thehomeland. Folks. That's right. No,
these folks are not here for you. These folks are not here to
(04:46):
make your life better or no,not in any ray, shape or form.
Are you buying what you're seeing here? In regards to the rise of
Kamala Harris, are you seeing it? Is it just sock puppet counts?
Oh my god, the money startedflowing from Ukraine. I bet they better
get it out of there before Trumpgets a hold of it. I want
to know who paid what, andwho paid who out of what. Now
(05:10):
the American people need to know thattheir money was offshort and then laundered through
a foreign fake war and then sentback to our political candidate so they can
take your freedom make sure you showup and vote, even though your vote
has been replaced by an illegal alienwith a fake address in GEO and nobody
who will ever be held accountable.Right, I mean the sun didn't come
(05:34):
up this morning, that's right.No big waves to surf coming in from
the south, that's right. No, no, no, Are you enjoying
your simulation? Do you realize youonly have the choice to enjoy your simulation?
That's right. The question is howmuch do you choose. It's like
opening up a garden hose. Haveyou opened up your garden hose all the
(05:55):
way to eleven? So that realityis coming to you and it's fullness.
There's not announce fear in a way, creating an isle in a barrier where
that energy of the truth will notcome and hit you in the center of
your solar pluses, the very vesselwhere the truth lives inside of you.
Folks living a heart first centered life, now, that's right, And you've
shaken up the order of operations.That's right. You're going heart first,
(06:15):
and then you're hitting the cut leveland then finally to the lizard brain.
And that is why the mainstream mediais losing you because they are only heading
off. That's right. They're tryingto get into the lizard brains to the
left. Now, they're sending fear, they're sending loading, they're sending hatred,
they're sending messaging, dog whistling dayin and day out to get these
folks ranging and getting ready to riot. Oh, they'll be shaking it up
(06:36):
at the street, mostly violent,peaceful rioting. No, no, no,
no, I'm telling you that thenews is so bad right now.
I have to go to Drudge rightnow to find any outs of truth happening
in the simulation. No, Ineed no bad excuse other than looking around
(06:57):
at the price of everything, lookingat how unsafe unsafe places have become.
The safe place is very, verysafe, and that's why we moved here,
coming to you live. That's right, thirty three levels below the other
Denver airport using a time machine inhis whiskey, and the surfer being recorded
somewhere along the Middle Lantic. Andthe weather is beautiful, bunny or rain,
(07:19):
that's right. So, And Iknow the rain is good because you
should see the weeds growing in thepart of the lawn. The h oay
we pay to take care of hasnot yet been taken care of. Now,
where's my fucking letter? I saidit shot out of a cannon right
now? No, three cups ofcoffee? And the lord, what the
(07:45):
hell was I talking about? Iwas about to break something down. Oh
I had it. It was rightin the verge of my noggin and not
I was just held and held away. We'll get it back. Let's see
what we were talking about, thetakeover the un instance, they know that
it's happening. What else did theyknow? They know, they know how
to get away with it. Theyknow how to generate information. So the
(08:09):
people that always follow along with whatthey say will follow along with this one.
You know, was it rioting inthe cities that we were going to
be allowing? That's right? Imean, what would you do to the
homeland to make sure an election witha non primary candidate wouldever not take place?
And they can just fight it outin the streets. Oh yeah,
(08:33):
we're gonna go to Drudge right now. We're going to Drudge Reypartner dot com
right now. No, I've gotstories. I've got stuff on the deck
that's right now. My God,as Mega turns according to this, if
you're believing these near jarios, Megaturns muss distances from Trump question Mark Tesla
shares are down eleven percent after thebig mess. Oh, the twenty twenty
(08:54):
four race becomes prosecutor versus convicted fellaAnd how would you write it? CHICKI
will do anything to get the job, and a guy who would let a
chick do anything to get a job. But Dawn wants multiple debates. That's
right, Donna. You have tofirst of all, you have to debate
jd Van six times, and ifyou do well and at least two of
them, I'll let you talk tome for five minutes. Now you can
(09:16):
use your fake a recording, justlike he used when Joe Biden called into
your dumb phone, Boba. TheKamala crowd is shouting, lock them up.
The Dems are optimistic. They're gonnahave their first female president. Oh
my god, she has an unpresident in Hollywood power race. James Carvel's
warning when he always WARN's willing willnot be easy, as he glares down
at the camera like an absolute ghoul. It's was tonight Biden's to give an
(09:41):
Oval Office address on his legacy andagenda after ending the campaign. Oh no,
what I'm saying is that everything Idid wrong is me. No,
Kamela has nothing to do with this. She didn't know any of this was
going on because we didn't trust her. I mean, she's gonna do great.
Oh, Camel Harris, guess whatyou've just And yeah, I know,
even though you are childless, here'ssome children that you have just adopted.
(10:05):
You've adopted stagflation, you've adopted inflation, you've adopted a recession, you've
adopted a crash boarder, you've adoptedputting Ukraine in front of the United States.
And what are you gonna do withthat information? Same thing I'm doing
with it? I don't know.Try to have fun with it. Who
(10:31):
is she gonna pick as her VP? I want to know, not she's
picking the ball guy with the headcrime thing JD. Fance mocking Dems as
a bunch of childless cat ladies whoare miserable at their own lives. Well,
you know, if the cat fanshold it in your lap, Tim,
let's filling black women with jubilation andfear. Oh no, she's a
(10:52):
Masterville, She's a champion. Thisis how she locked up the nomination in
two days. Well, we hada phone call with everybody who matters.
We all agreed we were doing init. Then we turned on the money
and said it was the greatest grassrootseffort that we ever created. That people
don't know that we actually did it. The oil billionaires are petting big on
Trump. That's right. No,I know, I actually do. Oh,
(11:13):
I actually do have a story here. No. New Jetson's law paves
the way for flying cars starting onAugust first. How about that most harned
Minnesota. Geez, when these shehotties get flying explosive cars, you were
in trouble. Not that the wholeparking lot is going to be handicapped.
(11:45):
Minnesota past a road law that setsthe stage for the era of flying cars.
What do you think about that?Folks? Huh does that? Does
that feel safe to you? Huh? Does that seem nice? You know
that the folks that are praying fivetimes a day, but they're praying that
their magic carpet doesn't crash into theground. No, no, and they've
loaded it up with everything they need. Burning Caran's that's right. Whatever horseshit
(12:09):
law that they believe in, that'sright. They're doing that too. State
lawmakers passed a quote unquote Jetson's Lawthat will go into effect on August first,
According to the local Fox affiliate there, it officially defines a roadable aircraft
as vehicles that can both fly anddrive on public highways. Oh now they
can take your rights from the airand the ground. Bet it's time.
(12:41):
I think it's time for me tobuy a new ten dollars pair of headphones.
So make sure you're sharing the podcasteverybody. No, no, no,
Maybe make sure you're sending it tothree to five friends today, say
check it out, out the show, up to the show. You're gonna
hear the future before it happens,that's right. And then based on the
information that you get, you discernhow much of this I know for a
(13:01):
fact. And then based on howmuch you know about that, you use
your lizard brain, You use yourgut, and you use your heart centered
experience to listen and listen for thetruth that's being sent to you, folks,
not the fear that is being sentin a factory to your brain so
they can mine your AI data.But make sure the truth is going off
like a dynamite in your mind.Ranging in the simulation, it's the scorpions
(13:26):
coming off a blackout. I worethis album out. Dear Lord, Oh
we are still doing eighties energy rightnow, and whiskey and the server folks
join along. No, no,no, you know you are raging harder
than Klausmind's hairline. Dear God,look at that thing. Go back.
Last time I saw something received thatbad, it was the French. Dear
Lord, how are they doing?Just wait till the flying Muslim bombs head
(13:48):
over to France. There's gonna bereal trouble. We have rocked through tonight,
right, I'll make tonight just that'stenlong. Make your feet alike,
shoot my heat, give you allmy time tonight. No headphones were harmed
(14:24):
in the making of this episode.That's with the law simplifies the process for
these duel purpose vehicles to be registeredas the motor vehicles. How do you
think they're gonna get the votes there? And laid it in? All of
a sudden, you're going to seea jew hottie with a one of those
Palestinian helicopters landing votes on top ofthe roof where they're going to count them.
(14:54):
Speaking of dynamite struggle against Zionis regime, a mass man vows rivers of
blood at the Paris Olympics. NoI heard there was going to be No.
Not only is breakdancing going to bea new sport. No, no,
no, no, not only isbreakdancing going to be a new sport,
there's a new one who can dothe best rivers of blood. Threat.
(15:15):
That's right. A man clad ina shirt a dorm with a Palestinian
flag shouted, I am here tomove for ilhan Omark. I mean in
the name of God. Our struggleagainst the Zionist regime continues. Addressing the
people of France, the president Macron, the mass inevill said, you supported
the Zionis regime in it's criminal waragainst the people of Palestine, who presided
(15:35):
Zionis with weapons, who helped murderour brothers and scissors, and you rigged
an election. So I know we'rein charge now, but we have to
pretend that we're not getting along.I know you're allowing this to happen,
just like every bad thing that happensto a country is allowed to happen by
the people who hate that very country. My computers acting up right now and
(16:18):
I'm trying to pull up these stories. No women are allowed to request not
to sit next to men now inairlines? How am I gonna perve on
these stewardesses if I'm not surrounded bythem? Now? Never, let's get
it really tight. We make thisnight. That's who wants to make us
be a lot? What you heat? What do you guys know about transferm
acide by side? We're gonna beatbeat tonight. All right, let's do
(16:52):
what this about? When the transsextworker something was killed by a client in
Mexico City, her friend grabbed theman to stop him fleeing. Recorded the
scene as the cops arrived, amidsiren screams, red and blue lights.
And I guess all the children theywere reading bedtime stories too? Is that
true? Des might the footage andthe witness testimony? Oh, this is
coming to you from the Guardian,So I mean, I don't know how
(17:12):
fake it is? Probably mostly Well, let's let's see. Let's see what
Let's see what agenda is being pushedin this article by the Guardians. So
(17:45):
what do you think about that?What this government is actually they've done is
they've created a new ability to classifya murder based on the religion that is
spreading throughout the glow. And thisis the only religion I want to spread
throughout the globe besides Catholicism. Andthis is Texas toast chain saw massacre folks
(18:08):
with. I wanna pet your dog, and I want to put them all.
That's right, get walking down thestreet a puppy dog, Well,
I said, I want to bethat dog at any time. I'm telling
(18:30):
one kind. Let getty sticky.I don't mind, Hiddy. I want
to pack your dog, please,I want. I always, I'm always
(19:10):
scientist grows male genitals in a lab, and there are fears that it can
make blokes obsolete. Dude, I'vegot a lab in the backyard. I'm
growing dog testicles to miss. Sothen back on these poor dogs that guts
madea neutered No, no, no, no, I'm not a biologist.
I'm not allowed to tell you whichwhich animals I'm allowed to put balls on
in the backyard. That's right,No, no, no, I did
(19:32):
I do not. I don't wantto dead name somebody's dead balls. The
next thing I know, I can'thave a job anymore. Dear lord,
that's right. This is from theDaily Star. Buffiness has created tiny testicles
and a lab sparking fears that canmake men redundant in the future. N'son
(19:55):
going and he is from Israel,produced the genitals from cells. Now,
but it's time to listen to sevens. There is going. I'm telling you
(20:15):
right now, there's going to bean American riot this summer. That's right
now. No Antifa right now,especially their tank division. No, they've
been they've been creating balls in theirbackyard that they're creating in the human shields.
Everybody knows that, No, areybeneath those zingers. You need to
get fatter so you can protect moreof our politicians that hate us allegedly.
I don't know. This guy headsthe sex determination laboratory at the Bill and
(20:44):
On. They're in the Israel.Her goal is not to make men redundant
in terms of reproduction and just wantsto help the global crisis at bil for
time. I'm telling you right now, no, do not let these Malthusians
lie to you that we have overcrowding folks. We do not have enough
people. I'm telling you right now. According to the people who lie to
us, we have eight point fourbillion people on the planet. Now here's
(21:04):
my plan. Four point eight ofthem are communists. They need to be
immediately removed. That's right. Now, what we do is the people who
are left because they're raging in thesimulation, they're going to be living in
a joy filled earth that has writtenitself of communism, that's written itself of
Marxism, that's right, of thewoke ideology of the West, and they've
(21:25):
returned back to the orthodoxy of truth. You know, I've met a woman
who took my heart away. That'sright. It was the Virgin Mary.
That's right. No, No,no, my heart is hers. That's
right. No, it is justsaid. No, it is a direct
line. Just like you can openup your truth hose to eleven. You
(21:45):
open up your Holy Spirit host toeleven. That's right, and you let
that truth flow, and then youspread joy, and you spread happiness,
and you spread hope throughout the homeland, throughout the homeland of every heart centered
person listening to this show right now. It doesn't matter where you are.
If you're in India, if you'rein Russia, if you're in Hollywood,
if you're in Texas, somewhere,you are fighting for your life. And
(22:07):
the enemy has revealed itself and allof their tactics. Can they create a
reality that is based on a absolutefalsehood and then force people to believe it.
They're going to use the exact samepattern that they've used in every single
psyop leading up to where we findourselves today. And now they're going to
tell you that she's competent. Nowthey're going to tell you she's strong on
(22:29):
the border. Now they're going totell you she's strong on policy, when
we know for a fact, folks, she owns every single failing of the
Biden administration and that cannot come undonebecause she was there. She was there
when they decided to run her forpresident. Wait when was that website created?
Was that created in twenty twenty two, twenty twenty three? How long
did they do the legal and thenaming and all the trademark on her campaign,
(22:53):
Because that'll tell you how long andhow far out they knew that she
was going to be the nominee,that they were going to put together some
kind of an operation against Joe Bidento finally lay down or as Joe or
as the Donald Trump said quite sometime ago, Joe's been gone a long
time. Also, hold that outin your reality. Now you've got to
be able to look at the news, steal man it, break it up
(23:15):
with insurdity, march down paths ofprobable outcomes based on what is being said
to you, based on patters they'vealready presented, and you put that together
and there what do you do?You find yourself here at Whiskey and the
Surfer whiskeyanthesurfer dot com getting the absolutetruth Monday Wednesday Friday. That's right.
Go on Instagram at real John Toy. You'll see the clips. The show
(23:37):
is on Rumble, it's on RockFinn. Sometimes it's on YouTube if YouTube
allows it, but that is notoften. I'll take what i can get
now, that's right. Come seeme, Come see me on the internet,
right now, Come see me liveat Phrase in Wilmington on July twenty
sec. It is Friday coming up, that's right. And if you're listening
to this in the middle of thenight, send it to your friends.
No, those of you third shiftworkers rushing in the middle of the night,
(24:00):
we need you. Now. You'vegot to work hard for your family
and go home and make more kids. That's right. It's time to move
up and find this as your refuge, as your oasis for hope, for
joy, for absurdity, for sensemaking, and stay with us, folks.
We navigated you through covid or We'regonna navigate you through this. We've
(24:21):
never failed you, so we havenever failed you, folks. I'm John
told, God bless every single personwithin the earshot of my shrill tones.
And you have not seen nothing yet. Folks. It's gonna get wild,
it's gonna get dangerous, it's gonnaget bloody, it's gonna get messy.
And that is just the line toget into the DNC convention. Oh my
(24:44):
God, God bless
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