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August 9, 2024 19 mins
Is Walz Toast? We discuss what is happening worldwide with the WHO's latest disease scare and we go deep on quantum mechanics, AI and The Singularity. ONE LIFE CREW, NAILBOMB, BILLY SQUIER, ADOLESCENTS, COLD AS LIFE. 

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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Wait, you don't think I'm gonna play this.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
The neighborhood reaching in the simulation on Denver' Stop Iconic
Rockets Thursday night, even though you're listening to this on
Friday morning. I'm gonna have a busy Friday morning cleaning
up after this hurricane, folks now, but I'm gonna stretch
and I'm not gonna work myself out.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I'm gonna relax, don't you lass Oh, I won't clean up? Then,
thank you to relax, down to will.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
When you want to second, to relax when you want
to bomb, when you want to bomb, I was speaking
to me bombing. I'm gonna be wearing Hinett Winery hit
A Winery September sixth, That's right, that's in Pine Top,
North Carolina. Faanvil at the Locals Comedy at Patty's Pub

(01:09):
on September twenty sixth.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I gotta be at shrimp.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Fest in Wilmington on October eleventh, then October twelfth. I'll
be the fundraiser for Geos there in Leland, North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
John told dot net has all that information.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I mean, what happened today in the news. Let me
guess the mainstream media lie to you they told you
things that were patently false. They look right down that
camera and they read what they were told to read
under threat of being fired and ruined and removed from
polite society. Oh that's Brian Stelter looking at his ratings.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Ow ow ow.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Trump delivering a massive press conference today.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Any question you bring one, you bring them all.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
When's Kamala Harris going to have her press conference sometime
in the month of August.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
It's August eighth.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
The folks as of this second, and she has not
given a single statement, a single policy opinion, or actually
talked to a reporter after Joe Biden disappeared.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Is Joe Biden still alive?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Well that they've had him on ice longer than they
had Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and she was on ice for
at least a year.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
All right, I'll break it down. I hope you folks.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Are enjoying your simulation. I hope you got up this morning,
you have a smile on your face.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
You've decided that.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Life is absolutely an opportunity. It's absolutely a blessing, and
it is yours for the taking. When you want to come,
you just come, when you want to Trump, Wait, what
are you doing edging, having a good time. No, you
have a good time right the second.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Don't hold back. You've got one life. As far as
we know.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
The new poles are in. They're seeing Harris is up
by five points.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I'm not buying it.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
They're saying Trump is not campaigning as hard as he
used to. The online betting has turned against Trump. Oh
my god, do you believe those online bets or do
you think ac Blue is just betting within the.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Betting lines to make sure the betting lines move to
make it look like it's fair. Go longer, he commands
a spotlight. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
According to Peggy Noon, and she says Trump is floundering,
even though he stood in front of the press and
answered every question.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
They say he's floundering.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
And when they say that Kamala Harris has not yet
talked to the press, what do they say, she's strong.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
It's the adolescence, yes, sidis in a laugh.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
The microscope, Yeah, the data glass side. They never look.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
How bad this.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Why don't we use a microscope and put just a
micro dot on each ballot and then you could just
scan the ballots and make sure that it's actually on
the right piece of paper. That it was not just
made by a DNC operative with a copy machine in
the back of the counting room.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
No, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Joe Biden has guaranteed that the FED is so you
forget about the FED printing money. They're gonna be printing
ballots to guarantee Kamala Harris steals this. Domini compares the
January sixth crowd to Martin Luther King's I have a
dream speech. I mean, except for the fist fighting, except
for Antifa being there, except for the FBI dressed up

(05:02):
as Antifa, except for the fans being behind well, I
guess being behind trying to get Martin Luther King to
kill himself. They were behind the January sixth setup, they
were behind the Trump assassination attempt. They were behind the
actual assassination attempt of JFK. They've been hobby behind every

(05:22):
single coup of every single government we have overthrown, even
our own self.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Who wants self. Oh God, I knows it's a lie, right,
better off dead if you will not taking it job.
I've never seen any in I can be balls got
a line of his own.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
This Amita has a mind of his own. This lady
at the airport, wishes he had the amba's vine because
she made a bad decision.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Howdy would you like to die?

Speaker 2 (05:52):
What? What's the worst way to die any on a
Spirit Airlines flight? Obviously number one? Eaten by a shark,
number two, lit on fire, number three, forced to listen
to Kamala Harris talk number four. What if you were
lit on fire while listening to Kamela Harris and then
eaten by a shark? Would it be as bad as

(06:13):
dying at an airport? Stuck and a luggage conveyor belt. Oh,
you're standing there waiting for your bag.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
You miss it?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
You don't want to wait that ninety seconds it's going
to take for that bag to go back around loop
for the grabbit and you reach in there you get it? No,
you see it's down the hut and you're on your
hands and knees, and now you're heading to the back.
Now I'm here to apply you nerds obviously.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Don't know what you're doing. Oh no, where's my hand?
Oh my hand? Stop? Oh no, I'm dragged in there.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh no?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
And what did she find under that conveyor belt? In Chicago?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Thousands and thousands and thousands of illegal ballots. The police
are still investigating the incident. Oh no, if you would
have had a carry on bag, they wouldn't be carrying
off your body one rock roof at a time.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
And that's how good we are, and we're doing it
from the future of the year. Twenty sixty five came.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
And Harris and boot Ye can allowing his phone to
be president text five.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Uh huh, you can vote as many times you want. Now,
there you go, and it'll be as real as the
news tells us the same thing. How many of that?
Just like they told us fifteen your doctor.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
One?

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, yeah, everybody on Twitter, I only follow I'm on
exit John tole Instagram at real John.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Tolly's and gentlemen I have as my guest.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, two gentlemen who need no introductions. Key and Flip Rivers,
Nerd Borium.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Huh what single rest, over rest, nothing of rust the
white great that I caught it rock.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, first and second, second amendment, third, let's do it
thing a lot your yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:36):
What what?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
None of it? None of it? Zero point zero. It's
nail bombed.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
You're washing. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
I had to put on a hat. My hair was atrocious.
I looked like Ritchie Rich's father.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Let's go God, you are.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
My old guy.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Why why figure it out? Figure it is a why.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Why?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
According to MS and futurists have long debated the arrival
of the singularity when human and artificial intelligence will merge.
A concept borrowed from the world of concept wants quantum physics.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
This is how quantum physic Folks, if you know what
a quantum key is.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Let's say, I'm over here. This is my hand over here. Hi,
this is me, This is you over here, This is
me sending you a message. But first you've got to
figure out.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
If this is actually me. So I say you over
a security key. This thing is just spinning.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
We don't know how it's gonna spin, but it has
to spin a perfect way in order to land over here.
So this side knows that between when I sent it
and they received it, not a single entity or human
looked at it, and as long as it was not viewed,
it fits into place.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
And then guess what it unlocks. Now, why do I
tell you that? Why do I tell you that? I'll
tell you why, all right.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
The reason I tell you this is because when you're
dialing in your simulation with your faith forward as you
go and you look at an opportunity to make a decision.
Who is this is you making your decision. God is
also watching you make that decision. And as you make

(10:51):
that decision, of all the potentialities, the millions and billions
and trillions of opportunities, all of the potentiality boiled down
into your single choice.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
And when you make that single choice, you have viewed
the choice.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
God has viewed the choice, and it's God's opinion of
whether or not that choice will be allowed to move forward,
sometimes at your own peril.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I told you I would play it.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
It's One Life Crew. I felt that One Life Crew
got on the Hardcore Superstars trading cards and there was
so much negative.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Publicity on it. The guy had to take it down.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Imagine this guy loves hardcore so much, he wants to
celebrate all of the bands that he loved and the
people who are a part of it. And he puts
out this band and nerds online complain and then the
card's taken down. That is the power of the nerds
of cancel culture that have been around since the late eighties.
They were there in the nineties, the early two thousands,
that are around right now, forcing your son to cut

(11:57):
off as wiener and your.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Girl there cut off her boob victory back. What's fuck?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Doctor bad jobs? Why don't stop? Dot brom locked up right,
bomb back up?

Speaker 1 (12:19):
And yes I did pick this because this is my
favorite bass thing to play. Doctor renew Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Stop take a law way up that wait Like.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
American computer science and futurists, raycurs.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
While as Long argued that the Singularity would likely occur
around the middle of the twenty first century with the
rise of AI, his predictions are regaining more ingredients right off.
If you are not ready for the Singularity, folks, you
are going to land hard as a human being. Well,
first of all, you're already a cyborg. You already have
adopted the technology. It's just now in your hand. So

(13:04):
you went from a human being that has adopted the
handheld technology.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
You are technically now a cyborg.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Now, the question is can they get you to choose
to implant that technology inside of your own body, whether
they do it through a series of vaccines, or they
lay you down and they jam the chip in your forehead,
or they won't let you go to seven eleven?

Speaker 1 (13:25):
My god, what.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Level did not doubt? Fuck god? Jo what jop Rode.
Kurzwils long believed that humanity is headed towards what's known

(13:50):
as the singularity.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
When Mene Machine.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Merge in ninety ninety, theorized that artificial general intelligence would
be achieved once humanity could achieve a technology capable of
a trillion calculations per second, which he thought was going
to occur in twenty twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Experts at the time they were scoffing, what do you know, Loo,
guess what?

Speaker 2 (14:12):
As the artificial general intelligence spreads, the old prediction is
beginning to loom large. Kurzwild double down on these ideas
of the modern era of AI. He's not only sticking
with his five years prediction, as he said during his
TED talk, but he said that he's going to be
said that humans will achieve a millionfold intelligence by twenty

(14:33):
forty five. Money could could you imagine if Kamala Harris
and Tim Walls, all of us sudden were given the
gift of a millionfold intelligence da If Kamala Harris got
an intelligence boost of a millionfold, she might actually be
technically fucking retarded by the.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Time it was done.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Health chiefs are poised to declare an international public health
emergency just in time for the auction. As an ultra
deadly straight of monkey pox can be spread by touch.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
It starts to cross borders.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
The street has been discovered in two new countries in
recent weeks after they rubbed it off on the southern
border when they walked across. I mean they gave it
to somebody in the Congo who then thucked a monkey
and gave it to everybody else.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
I can't believe you.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Magic Johnson is gonna get the monkey box and somehow
get the act and survive that Doctor Tedro's from the
World Health Organization, you know him. He wants you to
lock it in your house and wearing a mask for
the rest of your life while.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
He and Bill Gates killed the world. I trash off bitter.
You just think a couple of wax the food board.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
That's gonna kim me down. Thanks for the simulation on
Tiver's top iconic rockets, Whiskey and the surfer west Key,
flipp Rivers, and we've got a little bit of Billy Squire.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Some pretensions falking you with bus size who added the
guy from the who he added?

Speaker 2 (16:24):
I'm considering confeting an international Health Regulations Emergency Committee to
advise me on whether I can lock you in your
house and make you wear a mask. The monkey pox
is a viral, and they're not calling it monkeybox bylly,
they're calling it impos Number two pac was gay. The
mpox is how they're gonna kill you. Empox is a
viral infection that causes flu like symptoms and puss filled lesions.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Due until a few years ago, most cases.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
I've been reported in Central and West Africa.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
But in twenty twenty two, the who made sure that
it got everywhere.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Oh my god, it reached one hundred countries, including the
I wonder how it got to the UK because they
put it on a boat and floated it over.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
There anyway to win the DRC.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
The Dominican Republic of Chile. What does DRC stand for?
Hit me up in the comment thank you. They got
their own variant. It's got the clade one A and
they've had that for decades.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
That version is more deadly, with a fatality rate around
five percent of adults ten percent in children, compared to
the three percent for its spread ascessor. I remember COVID
only killed you because you were scared of the flu
because you watched so much mainstream media you thought that
it was real.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
And the next thing you know, they stole your country
from you using a rig voting.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
And then you allowed that to happen because you didn't
stay up and say anything when it was your time
to speak. How now you want to stand up because
everybody needs you, because they're about to take over our
country with another rigged election, personing the economy. The DRC
has reported twenty nine thousand cases eleven hundred fatalities, most.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Of them children. Oh no, no.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
In Africa, if you have a school shooting, you just
get a pea shooter and walk around with a disease.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Uganda with its first two cases, Rwanda and Bermundi have
also reported the first ever cases of impoxofo not yet known,
which strain all right, high temperature headache, swollen glands, exhaustion.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
You mean being middle aged.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Vaccines and treatments were previously used to combat the global outbreak,
but they're not available in many countries, which is where
we're going to force your country to take this vaccine,
and we're going to force you to give it to everybody.
And then we're gonna use the records we get from
you forcing you to do, and then we're gonna make
every other country followed.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Along with what we made you do.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Now, because we believe, as Malthusians have, that there are
too many people on this planet and we need to
get rid of at least seventy five percent of the
global population. If you listen to a the things they
actually say when they talk to each other, pathogens don't
recognize borders, Oh they should be the borders are, then
why don't we make pathogens the borders are of the

(19:13):
United States of America since they don't recognize borders. One.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
All right, I'm telling you right now, I'm fired up.
Come check us out on Monday, folks. Thank you for listening.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Spread it around, folks, Tell two people, tell three till ten.
Post it on your social media and tag me in
it at John Tolet, Twitter, on x at real John Tolett, Instagram, TikTok,
John dot toll fifty seven.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Guess who has one follower and now I have seventeen likes.
Isn't that sweet? God bless
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