July 29, 2024 • 30 mins
Ordering your Simulation once again. Satanic Olympics, the polls psyop and our fascist Uniparty plus EDDIE MURPHY, PANTERA, ELO, BILLY JOEL, METAL CHURCH and STYX
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I call him miss lock up a brother for when
she was the age in California, a negro knew a
black man knew that he.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Was dead in the water. He was dead in the water.
Matter of fact, you won't need a try.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
You might well going to jail if you appear before her,
because you took pride in locking up blackfool and now
all of a sudden, you're trying to be sister girl.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I'm telling it.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Check out her record. She locked us up left and right.
Yes she did, Yes, she did, Yes, she did. Yes,
you did. Kamalala, Kamela. However I should pronounce it. You did,
And now we're supposed to forget all that.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I come on, Harris Senior Democrat candidate for president, because
Joe Biden finally exposed his simility to me.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Thanks Joff.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I was selected because I am the ultimate diversity higher.
I'm both a woman and a person of color. So
if you've criticize anything I say, you're both sexist and
race I may not know the first thing about running
the country, but remember that's a good thing if you're
a deep state puppet. I had four years under the
tutelage of the ultimate deep state puppet a wonderful mentor
(01:12):
Joe Biden. Joe taught me rule number one, carefully hide
your total incompetence. I take insignificant things and I discuss
them as if they're significant. And I believe that exploring
the significance of the insignificant is in itself significant. Talking
about the significance of the passage of time, right, the
significance of the passage of time. So when you think
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about it, there is great significance to the passage of time.
And there is such great significance to the passage of time.
Another trick is trying to sound black. I pretend to
celebrate Quanta and in my speeches I always do my
best Barack Obama opression. So hear me when I say,
I know Donald Trump's tight and Okay, look, maybe my
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work addressing the root causes of the order crisis were catastrophic,
but my knowledge of international politics is truly shocked. The
United States shares a very important relationship, which is an
alliance with the Republic of North Korea. It is an
alliance that is strong and enduring. And just remember when
voting this November, it is important to see what can
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be unburdened by what has been and by what has
been I mean, Joe Biden, do you think the country
went to over the past four years? You ain't seen
nothing yet.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Clone to be president tax five.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
You can vote as many times you want. Now there
you go, yeah, and it'll be as real as the news.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Tell us.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
To fifteen.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
One everybody on Twitter. I'm on X John told excuse
and gentlemen, I have as my guest today to gentlemen.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Who need no introduction.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, that's king and flip rivers, nerds and nerds listen.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yes, it's about the This is nothing but bashing single
wrest over rest, nothing of wrists in the third but
one of six quite great the.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Rack. Yeah, yeah, that's ye. First first I met, second
and the second m thirst. Let's do think along with
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what good morning, nurse raging in the simulation and this
July twenty ninth, in the year of our Lord twenty
twenty four, it's time to powder your nuts because we've
got an America to save you.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Get that's fine?
Speaker 5 (04:29):
No long, no, no, no, I know, yeah, I'll tell
you what's all right? Help me?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
No, you gotta stay out with your fancy friends ladies. No, no, No,
when over the donors are paying you to say you
get up there and you say it. No, they're pulling
your strings. You have no autonomy. You are just a puppet.
But if they tell you to shit on the floor
because Elo said too, then you run out to the
rose garden and you drop a deuce. Camela. No, do
not bring inflation down. Don't bring the border crash down now,
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don't bring the cost of anything down. Don't bring the
cost of healthcare down. Don't change a single thing of
the country that you have ruined for the last four years.
You're gonna take this home with you. Yeah, went up
into the Camela. We used to know you just used
to kneel down and get a job. Thanks Willie. You
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believe we had Slick Willy in the White House and
now we've got Willie Brown deep in the neck of
the vice president I mean president. I mean no, one's
really running this country, folks. This is just a collection
of corporate tis propagandists and fascists. The ultimate that's right.
The definition of the corporate power rise together with political
power is the absolute rise of fascism. And that is
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what we are seeing in the homeland. Yes, that is
what you're seeing. Don't say no. Then they're gonna send
you poles. And none of those poles are believable. Not
a single one of those poles are believable. And we're
gonna get into the Satanic worship at the Olympics. No,
I've got a bunch of stories here on tech. No,
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I've done it. We even have some Fox News. That's right, Oh,
CNN Junior, and they're gonna talk about Mark Kelly. Even
the cockroaches will survive, according to Hesbalo's new e mp
weapon just taking No. No, I'm looking at a ran
out like a snake in the grass, and it is
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about time we smote those demons. No, no, I'm telling you.
Day one, I build that wall energy independence, and I
turned I ran into a parking lot. No no, And
then that's right. And then I bring net Yahoo over here.
We actually have a real president.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
The organizers of the Para's Olympics are sorry for the
last supper at the opening ceremony, are they are?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
They?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Satan was laughing all the way to the light swits
that he's turned off. Hollywood's message to Red States, Hey,
our movies are for you.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
You got me up.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
No, they're crawling up to you on their knees. Please
come back. No, no, no, we're sorry that we spent
eight years saying that you're an enemy of the country.
You know we need your seven dollars I mean twelve,
I mean fifteen, and that's just the price of a
candy part at the movie theater. Why would you want
to go to a movie theater and sit on disgusting
seats and around disgusting people on their disgusting phones, not
watching the movie and talking. I can do that for
free in my own family room. No, I didn't stay
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at home. I know you will never see me in
a movie theater again. No way, no, Why what are
you spending forty dollars and out the door? You stand
there and make small talk with other losers raching in
the simulation on Denver's top iconic rock and his whiskey
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and the surfer brought to you by a stolen time
machine thirty three levels below the other Denver Airport, and
we are bringing the future of twenty sixty five into
your current. Now that's right. You butter up those tents,
you butter off that coach. Now you make your wing
or smell good folks, and you're gonna head out into
this That's right now, you are heading out into arm
again and dick out tits out, and you are ready
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to fight the devil as he takes over the planets.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Talk, damn.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
City, wonder not crazy, He's definitely nuts. Say at all? Oh,
very little sanity going on right here in the simulation.
I mean you can look at it as sanity or
insanity if you went all the way back to the
eighteen hundreds when they decided you were going to invent
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the idea of psychology, therefore placing the blame of all
of your bad choices on who you, the family who
brought you here, and the church that keeps you in control.
That is a three step stool of how psychology is.
Kind of all of a sudden, I'm now Tom Cruise
right now. I thought I was ted Cruise you by
sipping on a Myti in Mexico during a tragedy. No,
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I'm telling you, I do not believe in psychology. There's
nothing wrong. The only thing wrong is you are disordered
in your decision making, and as soon as you rightly
order your decisions, your life will completely turn around. What
leads your simulation. Faith, folks, faith leads your simulation and
that focus based on trust. So you have to trust
your trust. That is step one. You have to trust
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your trust because well, you know what about my mistrust? Well,
as Alan Watts said, how can you trust your mistrust
if you don't trust your trust? Wait? How does that work?
Now you're saying, I if I don't trust my trust,
then how can I trust my mistrust? Is that what
you're saying? Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. And that's
what they've done in your simulation. Instead of leading with
the confidence of trust in your faith, you are not
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leading with the mistrust, the distrust of the mal information
brought to you by the mainstream media. So you can
choose the state over your Lord and Savior made sure
that they're kept in blazed by their corporate sock puppets
and their lies. Speaking of lies, trustreport dot com. Maduro
is locked in a standoff of opponents as each side
claims victory and presidential election. What does that sound like there, Venezuela.
(10:44):
The officials results are question the world leaders are even
casting now. Venezuela is on a brink of civil war. Folks.
Remember we talked about last Friday. Everything that they practice
in regard to law fair, in regard to election ringing,
they practiced over there, so they can bring it over
here to the homeland and steal you were liberty.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Friends and there.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Who is the president Tamila's short list? Zero's in on
three running mates. A media honeymoon continues. Even the Wall
Street journal is back and saying the Trump lead has vanished.
I don't believe it no way, because she is polling
sub six points across the country, especially in the battlegrounds.
Who is she gonna pick Josh Shapiro from Philadelphia. If
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you pick somebody with the last name of Shapiro and
you're a Democrat, you were going to have a problem
with the Hamas caucus of your party. You know, the
people that are burning American flags and hating Jews. You're
you're relying on that to be your voting block in
one state, in one of our northern states. Let me see,
let's look at our northern states running. Let's let's go
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west to east across the northern border. We're gonna see
how many states are taken over by Democrat leadership. I'm
allowing that a full on invasion can come through our
northern border Washington, Montana, Minnesota, Wisconsin, New York, Vermont, Maine.
Every single northern border is controlled by the left and
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controlled by Canada. And whatever Canada deal makes with the Chinese,
they're gonna open that border and the next thing you know,
you're gonna have ninety five Chinese in your house. It's
gonna smell like it's gonna smell like genocide data, and
it's gonna smell like eggfong Dou said, I just say, eggfondu?
What kind of a dish is that? So that's how
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I describe Joe Biden's brain right now, scrambled eggfondu? That
is right? Does he even know where he is? Is
somebody put his pants on? Yet? It is nine to
fifty one. He has nine minutes to get to work
and be effectively. What is that gonna happen? Combat becaus
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newest political wordpits young men against women. They're gonna be
pitting them when you go off to the draft. Trump
looks to a rampagne. I know he's regaining a campaign
edge after a rough week put up as racist and
sexist attacks fly, the Republicans figure out well, how to
say something back. How are they going to take on Harris?
I'll tell you how you take on Harris. You absolutely
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use her words against you. You use her leftist policies
against her, use inflation against her, use the border against her,
use her absolutely ineptitude and diversity higher and put her
right in the center of your site. So that's right now,
it's gonna be a weird roller coaster ride. According to
America's Surreal Summer, Well, how did you enjoy the Satanism
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on the festivities there? They're sorry, no, no, they're breaking
down forgive it. They know that your faith is based
on your leading forgiveness, and that is why they run
an absolute satanic program. And then when you, yeah, you
catch it. How do we know that it was satanic? Well,
let's see, it looked like the Last Supper. They had
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some guy dressed like a smurf. They had a guy
stand up on him with his balls hanging out. Folks,
I don't think this is family programming. God was so
happy about it that he dumped the power at the Olympics.
Oh my God, the only thing you could hear was
Yaccanate's praying in the streets. Its huge tried to know
how excited would they burn down Parliament to have some
lights as crazy?
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
So no I am not, or am I it was crazy?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Then it's true that it's all because you and you
me any way.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
You made right. Organizers of the Paris Olympics apologize on
Sunday for a performance during Friday's opening ceremonies. It featured
in an apparent reenactment of in Ardo da Vinci's The
Last Supper, amid mixed messages about the pieces intent. No,
it's too late to fight. All we can do is apologize. No,
clean up that blood from the blood sacrifice and hurry up,
get that confetti too, and get all those damn rainbow
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balloons down. It's no longer June. The tableaux included no
woman with a halo like crown on the role of Jesus,
as well as drag queens and gay icons as disciples
crashed by a scantily clad blue man wearing a headdress
of fruits. How come I to not see that guy
and Pete Bootage edge at the same place at the
same time. How come we couldn't have derailed a chemical
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train in Paris? That would have been fun. Church leaders
condemned the performance as a perversion of the scene recounted
in the Bible. Oh Mike, I don't do shit. Speaker
Johnson from Louisiana Saturday call the performance quote a mockery
that was shocking and insulting the Christian people around the world.
(15:55):
Are you shocked, folks, You've only been on the shit
pile of history for the last forty years. They're allowed
to say anything they want about you.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
There.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
You're allowed to get arrested for praying. They're allowed to
physically hurt you, and the judges will let them out
of jail. It's almost like Satan runs the planet. It's
almost like when the angels decided to fall and rebel
against Heaven and came down here. They did so with
the full knowledge that they were going to be running
the planet. And I'm gonna go deep. You're about to
hear what happened inside and outside of time that is
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going to bring you into the simulation. I thought that
they thought they did takedown notices of all the coverage. No, no,
we got some actual audio of the Satanic mass in progress.
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How do you dance to something this slow? This is metal? Church,
ladies and Gentlemen off the first album. This album was
so good that Slayers stole riffs from it. You're a
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boxing if you're gonna go behind the black ladies and gentlemen,
Oh all right, I promise you. All right, let's break
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it down outside of time, because because when did time start?
Time started on the center of creation. So we had
outside of time prior to the creation, and we have
inside of time, which happens after the points of creation.
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God shares the knowledge of time, of both inside and
outside of time. Now, when he created the angels to
serve him, they also came with the full knowledge of
both inside and outside of time. Are you with me?
So God knows about inside and outside of time. God
knows when Heaven makes a decision. The angels and demas
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now who fell, also know the knowledge of full inside
and outside of time. And also when Satan makes a decision.
Now what happens prior to creation because the angels know
what is coming. God is going to create a lesser creature,
and the demons know it and the angels know it well.
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And this perfect vessel is the blessed Virgin, who also
when she is visited by the archangel, is given the
full knowledge of her life and even sees herself kneeling
at the foot of the cross in her front of
her murdered child, and with the full knowledge of that,
with the full ability to collect her entire reality. Folks,
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she said yes. She said yes with the full trust,
because she was created with the capacity to have full trust,
with the capacity to hold the entirety of the Holy Spirit,
because there was no fear, there was no doubt, there
was no sullying her vessel. And the demons when they fell,
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saw that there was a lesser creature who had the
ability to have more faith of them, even though they
were given the gift of knowing time inside and outside
of time, and they fell. And that is why you
have at the centerpiece of the Last Supper at the Olympics.
They are absolutely taking a potshot of the Virgin Mary
with a crown above her head, stepping on the snake,
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and they turned it into a pagan ritual of sex,
of gluttony, of all of the vices, all of the
seven deadly sins were laid there to mare for you.
And it was all part of a giant immortalization campaign
that has been going against this country since the early
nineties by our Chinese held corporate overlord to make sure
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that they can keep you distracted enough and scared enough
so they can come in and bring their one world
government into this country with surveillance, with digital fifteen minute cities,
and you get to choose whether or not they let
you procreate based on your DNA, because they're going to
have ability to control the DNA. They're going to have
an ability to control who can procreate, who can make
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new children. And if you have the DNA, that's going
to create a problem for them in the future, folks,
and it will be made illegal for you to have
a kid. And that's just a little bit of futurism
mixed with a lot of faith, folks. But all of
this is very simple. To keep yourself very very ordered.
You lead with your breath, you lead with your ex sale.
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You are emptying yourself and then you're bringing in a
full breath. You're emptying your forgiveness, and then you're being
filled with forgiveness to them. Keep giving. You're full, You're
filled with trust, and you are there to exist in
your trust. If you pour your trust out and all
of a sudden you have an anxiety it's because you've
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chosen to make that operation. And that's why it's plain
to see, folks, the demoralization campaign is plain to see
what is even being done to the psychological brains in
the homeland, because if their long range plan is to
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send you off to war, Folks, that's what's being worked
on right now. And you gotta keep your powder dry.
You gotta know who's who. You gotta know who's on
your side. Fox News is not on your side. Maybe
gutfeldons that's it. Maybe Jimmy Fallia, that's it. Raging in
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the simulation, that's fill. It's that a, it's racks and
it's the almighty dive bag. Rest in peace. Oh, you
hold your mouth for war, you use it one and
it's for talking shit about Joe Biden. If you talk
shit about Cameli Harrison, you would talk ship about the
entire Unit Party and what they are doing to destroy
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this country. And then you head to the gym and
you are making sure you're doing backing buys, and then
you're doing chest and tries, and you're doing a little
bit of apps. You're gonna talk about doing cardio tomorrow,
and then you're leaving early.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Real trying real damn cho.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
That's right, real boxing.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I actually haven't jumped in this damn mountains.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Went on my silver top. Dam I don't find a
box of last job mass way along the fast ross.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Jam everybody, Now you are dishonoring former astronauts Senator Mark Kelly,
who's leading the race to be Camela's VP. This guy
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started a spy balloon company funded by China. I can't
believe we had two spy balloons float over the country
and here's this guy trying to be vice president who
also started a balloon company, also by the Chinese. I
can't believe he wants to work for the same government
that allowed the previous by balloons to actually go across
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the entire country and get all of the information that
China paid for. Now, we don't shoot it down until
it's done its mission. How else am I going to
get ten percent of Joe Biden's money if I don't
let this dance by balloon do what I paid him
to do. Before becoming a senator, Mark Kelly watched his
wife's brains gap blown out and was that the price
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he paid to get into this position? Oh no, no, no,
she takes the bullet. You get to be an astronaut.
We hook you up some wires, who will hang you
upside down? No, it's easy, you're bald. We don't have
to worry about the hair looking fake as you hang
upside down because gravity is not real. No, no, no,
no no, we know. All you have to do is
send you up on a couple of fake missions, create
some fake videos, send you down to be a fake senator.
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Now we can have you be a fake VP for
our faked pete no family. I'm telling you Kamala Harris
is a fake president. That's right, fake pee, fake everything.
I would not be surprised if she's swinging onember like
Michelle Obama. I swear to God. Anyways, Yeah, your wife
gets killed, You get to be an astronaut, and here
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you are the third deep state puppet. This guy's on
a short list of running mate contenders under consideration by
Kamala Harris providing space tourism using stratospheric balloons. You're gonna
let this naro well up there? What do you think
those TSA agents are gonna be?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Like?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
God?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Way, Jeff, as we mature in our technology, were recognize
an opportunity for immediate use cases for our technology to
remote sensing services to defense, scientific and commercial customers. And
then we sold it to the Chinese to use it
against us. Right, isn't that what our government does? Our
government makes money. You working with the Chinese so the
Chinese can work against us twenty four seven three sixty
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five with psychological programs, with economic programs, with spiritual programs,
working on the full absolute enslavement of the American population
under a one world Jijing pen Lang government. That is
exactly what they're working on, folks. Every single member of
the Unit party is beholden to China. Now, I want
to party all the time, and so they want to
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party all the time with the Chinese uniparty. Yeah no,
do not fucking not my headphone. Explain to me, Rick James,
I know how to do the show.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Understand why you want to hurt me?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Hurt me.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
All things up, chilled me.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
By what to do all the time?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Body, An, you don't want to party all the time.
According to The Jerusalem Post, the Kuwaiti newspaper Al Jerida
reporting that Iran A supply it Hesibala and other Iranian
proxy forces with electromagnetic ordinance, which can also disable communications
system and shut down radars. Listen, listen, that nice the
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other's six months from having nuclear weapons. I mean there's
six weeks from having You know that that story has
been with us since nineteen eighty one. Two times a
year since nineteen eighty one, they prop out a story
that says that I that Iran is six months from
the bomb, and they've never been because they've been lying
to you the same story two times a year since
nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
You just hang it out in dancing Dancy.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Now, So they're gonna have an EMP. Oh what would
that do to voting? If Iran drops an EMP over Philadelphia?
They're they're going to be putting up pizza boxes to
cover the winter. Oh no, to cover the nuclear winter
from getting into the counting I mean printing facility. Did
you know a woman under oath in Milwaukee admitted under
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oath in a deposition that she went to the back
of the office and printed out sixty four thousand ballots
with Joe Biden's name on it. She had Lackey's filling
out ballots as well, but between three floors and her
running a copy machine. Folks, sixty four thousand ballots were
created in hours, plugged right into the total. You know what,
(28:52):
those sixty four thousand votes guaranteed that Joe Biden won
by twenty thousand votes, folks. And that is on an
actual deposition, under a threat of perjury. And we know
for a fact they did the same thing in Georgia,
they did the same thing in PA. They did the
same thing in Wisconsin, and they're gonna do it again.
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Come join us, folks. I will see you on Wednesday.
Whiskeyntheesurfer dot com. I've got shows coming up that's right, September.
I'm taking August off. I'll be doing the podcast that's right,
three times a week, but no comedy in August September
sixth at Hinnett Winery there in Pine Top and in
North Carolina, I'll be raging with Rich Nielsen and loumore Conte.
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I'll be doing Locals comedy. They're in Fayetteville on September
twenty sixth, then Fayeteville. That's right, I'll say it's White
Sea and I will be there bringing it now. I
know I had a blast. I was at Prase on
Friday and Wilmington. The show is diet. Oh, let's try tremendous.
Lewis t crushed it. Country Tea crush It Toy McLaren
crushed it. I did my normal nonsense dog and pony
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show and everybody had a good time. Now, folks, to
keep up with this show. We're gonna stand you and
we're gonna make sure that you survive the apocalypse. Stay
with us, keep faith forward, folks, and stay ordered, and
you will have the life that God wants you to have.
God bless
I call him miss lock up a brother for when
she was the age in California, a negro knew a
black man knew that he.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Was dead in the water. He was dead in the water.
Matter of fact, you won't need a try.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
You might well going to jail if you appear before her,
because you took pride in locking up blackfool and now
all of a sudden, you're trying to be sister girl.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I'm telling it.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Check out her record. She locked us up left and right.
Yes she did, Yes, she did, Yes, she did. Yes,
you did. Kamalala, Kamela. However I should pronounce it. You did,
And now we're supposed to forget all that.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I come on, Harris Senior Democrat candidate for president, because
Joe Biden finally exposed his simility to me.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Thanks Joff.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I was selected because I am the ultimate diversity higher.
I'm both a woman and a person of color. So
if you've criticize anything I say, you're both sexist and
race I may not know the first thing about running
the country, but remember that's a good thing if you're
a deep state puppet. I had four years under the
tutelage of the ultimate deep state puppet a wonderful mentor
(01:12):
Joe Biden. Joe taught me rule number one, carefully hide
your total incompetence. I take insignificant things and I discuss
them as if they're significant. And I believe that exploring
the significance of the insignificant is in itself significant. Talking
about the significance of the passage of time, right, the
significance of the passage of time. So when you think
(01:35):
about it, there is great significance to the passage of time.
And there is such great significance to the passage of time.
Another trick is trying to sound black. I pretend to
celebrate Quanta and in my speeches I always do my
best Barack Obama opression. So hear me when I say,
I know Donald Trump's tight and Okay, look, maybe my
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work addressing the root causes of the order crisis were catastrophic,
but my knowledge of international politics is truly shocked. The
United States shares a very important relationship, which is an
alliance with the Republic of North Korea. It is an
alliance that is strong and enduring. And just remember when
voting this November, it is important to see what can
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be unburdened by what has been and by what has
been I mean, Joe Biden, do you think the country
went to over the past four years? You ain't seen
nothing yet.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Clone to be president tax five.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
You can vote as many times you want. Now there
you go, yeah, and it'll be as real as the news.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Tell us.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
To fifteen.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
One everybody on Twitter. I'm on X John told excuse
and gentlemen, I have as my guest today to gentlemen.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Who need no introduction.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, that's king and flip rivers, nerds and nerds listen.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yes, it's about the This is nothing but bashing single
wrest over rest, nothing of wrists in the third but
one of six quite great the.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Rack. Yeah, yeah, that's ye. First first I met, second
and the second m thirst. Let's do think along with
(04:05):
what good morning, nurse raging in the simulation and this
July twenty ninth, in the year of our Lord twenty
twenty four, it's time to powder your nuts because we've
got an America to save you.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Get that's fine?
Speaker 5 (04:29):
No long, no, no, no, I know, yeah, I'll tell
you what's all right? Help me?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
No, you gotta stay out with your fancy friends ladies. No, no, No,
when over the donors are paying you to say you
get up there and you say it. No, they're pulling
your strings. You have no autonomy. You are just a puppet.
But if they tell you to shit on the floor
because Elo said too, then you run out to the
rose garden and you drop a deuce. Camela. No, do
not bring inflation down. Don't bring the border crash down now,
(05:20):
don't bring the cost of anything down. Don't bring the
cost of healthcare down. Don't change a single thing of
the country that you have ruined for the last four years.
You're gonna take this home with you. Yeah, went up
into the Camela. We used to know you just used
to kneel down and get a job. Thanks Willie. You
(05:42):
believe we had Slick Willy in the White House and
now we've got Willie Brown deep in the neck of
the vice president I mean president. I mean no, one's
really running this country, folks. This is just a collection
of corporate tis propagandists and fascists. The ultimate that's right.
The definition of the corporate power rise together with political
power is the absolute rise of fascism. And that is
(06:03):
what we are seeing in the homeland. Yes, that is
what you're seeing. Don't say no. Then they're gonna send
you poles. And none of those poles are believable. Not
a single one of those poles are believable. And we're
gonna get into the Satanic worship at the Olympics. No,
I've got a bunch of stories here on tech. No,
(06:24):
I've done it. We even have some Fox News. That's right, Oh,
CNN Junior, and they're gonna talk about Mark Kelly. Even
the cockroaches will survive, according to Hesbalo's new e mp
weapon just taking No. No, I'm looking at a ran
out like a snake in the grass, and it is
(06:44):
about time we smote those demons. No, no, I'm telling you.
Day one, I build that wall energy independence, and I
turned I ran into a parking lot. No no, And
then that's right. And then I bring net Yahoo over here.
We actually have a real president.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
The organizers of the Para's Olympics are sorry for the
last supper at the opening ceremony, are they are?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
They?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Satan was laughing all the way to the light swits
that he's turned off. Hollywood's message to Red States, Hey,
our movies are for you.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
You got me up.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
No, they're crawling up to you on their knees. Please
come back. No, no, no, we're sorry that we spent
eight years saying that you're an enemy of the country.
You know we need your seven dollars I mean twelve,
I mean fifteen, and that's just the price of a
candy part at the movie theater. Why would you want
to go to a movie theater and sit on disgusting
seats and around disgusting people on their disgusting phones, not
watching the movie and talking. I can do that for
free in my own family room. No, I didn't stay
(07:50):
at home. I know you will never see me in
a movie theater again. No way, no, Why what are
you spending forty dollars and out the door? You stand
there and make small talk with other losers raching in
the simulation on Denver's top iconic rock and his whiskey
(08:13):
and the surfer brought to you by a stolen time
machine thirty three levels below the other Denver Airport, and
we are bringing the future of twenty sixty five into
your current. Now that's right. You butter up those tents,
you butter off that coach. Now you make your wing
or smell good folks, and you're gonna head out into
this That's right now, you are heading out into arm
again and dick out tits out, and you are ready
(08:35):
to fight the devil as he takes over the planets.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Talk, damn.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
City, wonder not crazy, He's definitely nuts. Say at all? Oh,
very little sanity going on right here in the simulation.
I mean you can look at it as sanity or
insanity if you went all the way back to the
eighteen hundreds when they decided you were going to invent
(09:15):
the idea of psychology, therefore placing the blame of all
of your bad choices on who you, the family who
brought you here, and the church that keeps you in control.
That is a three step stool of how psychology is.
Kind of all of a sudden, I'm now Tom Cruise
right now. I thought I was ted Cruise you by
sipping on a Myti in Mexico during a tragedy. No,
(09:38):
I'm telling you, I do not believe in psychology. There's
nothing wrong. The only thing wrong is you are disordered
in your decision making, and as soon as you rightly
order your decisions, your life will completely turn around. What
leads your simulation. Faith, folks, faith leads your simulation and
that focus based on trust. So you have to trust
your trust. That is step one. You have to trust
(10:00):
your trust because well, you know what about my mistrust? Well,
as Alan Watts said, how can you trust your mistrust
if you don't trust your trust? Wait? How does that work?
Now you're saying, I if I don't trust my trust,
then how can I trust my mistrust? Is that what
you're saying? Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. And that's
what they've done in your simulation. Instead of leading with
the confidence of trust in your faith, you are not
(10:20):
leading with the mistrust, the distrust of the mal information
brought to you by the mainstream media. So you can
choose the state over your Lord and Savior made sure
that they're kept in blazed by their corporate sock puppets
and their lies. Speaking of lies, trustreport dot com. Maduro
is locked in a standoff of opponents as each side
claims victory and presidential election. What does that sound like there, Venezuela.
(10:44):
The officials results are question the world leaders are even
casting now. Venezuela is on a brink of civil war. Folks.
Remember we talked about last Friday. Everything that they practice
in regard to law fair, in regard to election ringing,
they practiced over there, so they can bring it over
here to the homeland and steal you were liberty.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Friends and there.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Who is the president Tamila's short list? Zero's in on
three running mates. A media honeymoon continues. Even the Wall
Street journal is back and saying the Trump lead has vanished.
I don't believe it no way, because she is polling
sub six points across the country, especially in the battlegrounds.
Who is she gonna pick Josh Shapiro from Philadelphia. If
(11:45):
you pick somebody with the last name of Shapiro and
you're a Democrat, you were going to have a problem
with the Hamas caucus of your party. You know, the
people that are burning American flags and hating Jews. You're
you're relying on that to be your voting block in
one state, in one of our northern states. Let me see,
let's look at our northern states running. Let's let's go
(12:05):
west to east across the northern border. We're gonna see
how many states are taken over by Democrat leadership. I'm
allowing that a full on invasion can come through our
northern border Washington, Montana, Minnesota, Wisconsin, New York, Vermont, Maine.
Every single northern border is controlled by the left and
(12:28):
controlled by Canada. And whatever Canada deal makes with the Chinese,
they're gonna open that border and the next thing you know,
you're gonna have ninety five Chinese in your house. It's
gonna smell like it's gonna smell like genocide data, and
it's gonna smell like eggfong Dou said, I just say, eggfondu?
What kind of a dish is that? So that's how
(12:49):
I describe Joe Biden's brain right now, scrambled eggfondu? That
is right? Does he even know where he is? Is
somebody put his pants on? Yet? It is nine to
fifty one. He has nine minutes to get to work
and be effectively. What is that gonna happen? Combat becaus
(13:11):
newest political wordpits young men against women. They're gonna be
pitting them when you go off to the draft. Trump
looks to a rampagne. I know he's regaining a campaign
edge after a rough week put up as racist and
sexist attacks fly, the Republicans figure out well, how to
say something back. How are they going to take on Harris?
I'll tell you how you take on Harris. You absolutely
(13:32):
use her words against you. You use her leftist policies
against her, use inflation against her, use the border against her,
use her absolutely ineptitude and diversity higher and put her
right in the center of your site. So that's right now,
it's gonna be a weird roller coaster ride. According to
America's Surreal Summer, Well, how did you enjoy the Satanism
(13:54):
on the festivities there? They're sorry, no, no, they're breaking
down forgive it. They know that your faith is based
on your leading forgiveness, and that is why they run
an absolute satanic program. And then when you, yeah, you
catch it. How do we know that it was satanic? Well,
let's see, it looked like the Last Supper. They had
(14:15):
some guy dressed like a smurf. They had a guy
stand up on him with his balls hanging out. Folks,
I don't think this is family programming. God was so
happy about it that he dumped the power at the Olympics.
Oh my God, the only thing you could hear was
Yaccanate's praying in the streets. Its huge tried to know
how excited would they burn down Parliament to have some
lights as crazy?
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
So no I am not, or am I it was crazy?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Then it's true that it's all because you and you
me any way.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
You made right. Organizers of the Paris Olympics apologize on
Sunday for a performance during Friday's opening ceremonies. It featured
in an apparent reenactment of in Ardo da Vinci's The
Last Supper, amid mixed messages about the pieces intent. No,
it's too late to fight. All we can do is apologize. No,
clean up that blood from the blood sacrifice and hurry up,
get that confetti too, and get all those damn rainbow
(15:13):
balloons down. It's no longer June. The tableaux included no
woman with a halo like crown on the role of Jesus,
as well as drag queens and gay icons as disciples
crashed by a scantily clad blue man wearing a headdress
of fruits. How come I to not see that guy
and Pete Bootage edge at the same place at the
same time. How come we couldn't have derailed a chemical
(15:34):
train in Paris? That would have been fun. Church leaders
condemned the performance as a perversion of the scene recounted
in the Bible. Oh Mike, I don't do shit. Speaker
Johnson from Louisiana Saturday call the performance quote a mockery
that was shocking and insulting the Christian people around the world.
(15:55):
Are you shocked, folks, You've only been on the shit
pile of history for the last forty years. They're allowed
to say anything they want about you.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
There.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
You're allowed to get arrested for praying. They're allowed to
physically hurt you, and the judges will let them out
of jail. It's almost like Satan runs the planet. It's
almost like when the angels decided to fall and rebel
against Heaven and came down here. They did so with
the full knowledge that they were going to be running
the planet. And I'm gonna go deep. You're about to
hear what happened inside and outside of time that is
(16:23):
going to bring you into the simulation. I thought that
they thought they did takedown notices of all the coverage. No, no,
we got some actual audio of the Satanic mass in progress.
(16:44):
How do you dance to something this slow? This is metal? Church,
ladies and Gentlemen off the first album. This album was
so good that Slayers stole riffs from it. You're a
(17:31):
boxing if you're gonna go behind the black ladies and gentlemen,
Oh all right, I promise you. All right, let's break
(18:17):
it down outside of time, because because when did time start?
Time started on the center of creation. So we had
outside of time prior to the creation, and we have
inside of time, which happens after the points of creation.
(18:38):
God shares the knowledge of time, of both inside and
outside of time. Now, when he created the angels to
serve him, they also came with the full knowledge of
both inside and outside of time. Are you with me?
So God knows about inside and outside of time. God
knows when Heaven makes a decision. The angels and demas
(19:00):
now who fell, also know the knowledge of full inside
and outside of time. And also when Satan makes a decision.
Now what happens prior to creation because the angels know
what is coming. God is going to create a lesser creature,
and the demons know it and the angels know it well.
(19:24):
And this perfect vessel is the blessed Virgin, who also
when she is visited by the archangel, is given the
full knowledge of her life and even sees herself kneeling
at the foot of the cross in her front of
her murdered child, and with the full knowledge of that,
with the full ability to collect her entire reality. Folks,
(19:45):
she said yes. She said yes with the full trust,
because she was created with the capacity to have full trust,
with the capacity to hold the entirety of the Holy Spirit,
because there was no fear, there was no doubt, there
was no sullying her vessel. And the demons when they fell,
(20:06):
saw that there was a lesser creature who had the
ability to have more faith of them, even though they
were given the gift of knowing time inside and outside
of time, and they fell. And that is why you
have at the centerpiece of the Last Supper at the Olympics.
They are absolutely taking a potshot of the Virgin Mary
with a crown above her head, stepping on the snake,
(20:29):
and they turned it into a pagan ritual of sex,
of gluttony, of all of the vices, all of the
seven deadly sins were laid there to mare for you.
And it was all part of a giant immortalization campaign
that has been going against this country since the early
nineties by our Chinese held corporate overlord to make sure
(20:52):
that they can keep you distracted enough and scared enough
so they can come in and bring their one world
government into this country with surveillance, with digital fifteen minute cities,
and you get to choose whether or not they let
you procreate based on your DNA, because they're going to
have ability to control the DNA. They're going to have
an ability to control who can procreate, who can make
(21:13):
new children. And if you have the DNA, that's going
to create a problem for them in the future, folks,
and it will be made illegal for you to have
a kid. And that's just a little bit of futurism
mixed with a lot of faith, folks. But all of
this is very simple. To keep yourself very very ordered.
You lead with your breath, you lead with your ex sale.
(21:35):
You are emptying yourself and then you're bringing in a
full breath. You're emptying your forgiveness, and then you're being
filled with forgiveness to them. Keep giving. You're full, You're
filled with trust, and you are there to exist in
your trust. If you pour your trust out and all
of a sudden you have an anxiety it's because you've
(21:56):
chosen to make that operation. And that's why it's plain
to see, folks, the demoralization campaign is plain to see
what is even being done to the psychological brains in
the homeland, because if their long range plan is to
(22:19):
send you off to war, Folks, that's what's being worked
on right now. And you gotta keep your powder dry.
You gotta know who's who. You gotta know who's on
your side. Fox News is not on your side. Maybe
gutfeldons that's it. Maybe Jimmy Fallia, that's it. Raging in
(22:42):
the simulation, that's fill. It's that a, it's racks and
it's the almighty dive bag. Rest in peace. Oh, you
hold your mouth for war, you use it one and
it's for talking shit about Joe Biden. If you talk
shit about Cameli Harrison, you would talk ship about the
entire Unit Party and what they are doing to destroy
(23:04):
this country. And then you head to the gym and
you are making sure you're doing backing buys, and then
you're doing chest and tries, and you're doing a little
bit of apps. You're gonna talk about doing cardio tomorrow,
and then you're leaving early.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Real trying real damn cho.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
That's right, real boxing.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I actually haven't jumped in this damn mountains.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Went on my silver top. Dam I don't find a
box of last job mass way along the fast ross.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Jam everybody, Now you are dishonoring former astronauts Senator Mark Kelly,
who's leading the race to be Camela's VP. This guy
(24:13):
started a spy balloon company funded by China. I can't
believe we had two spy balloons float over the country
and here's this guy trying to be vice president who
also started a balloon company, also by the Chinese. I
can't believe he wants to work for the same government
that allowed the previous by balloons to actually go across
(24:34):
the entire country and get all of the information that
China paid for. Now, we don't shoot it down until
it's done its mission. How else am I going to
get ten percent of Joe Biden's money if I don't
let this dance by balloon do what I paid him
to do. Before becoming a senator, Mark Kelly watched his
wife's brains gap blown out and was that the price
(24:57):
he paid to get into this position? Oh no, no, no,
she takes the bullet. You get to be an astronaut.
We hook you up some wires, who will hang you
upside down? No, it's easy, you're bald. We don't have
to worry about the hair looking fake as you hang
upside down because gravity is not real. No, no, no,
no no, we know. All you have to do is
send you up on a couple of fake missions, create
some fake videos, send you down to be a fake senator.
(25:18):
Now we can have you be a fake VP for
our faked pete no family. I'm telling you Kamala Harris
is a fake president. That's right, fake pee, fake everything.
I would not be surprised if she's swinging onember like
Michelle Obama. I swear to God. Anyways, Yeah, your wife
gets killed, You get to be an astronaut, and here
(25:39):
you are the third deep state puppet. This guy's on
a short list of running mate contenders under consideration by
Kamala Harris providing space tourism using stratospheric balloons. You're gonna
let this naro well up there? What do you think
those TSA agents are gonna be?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Like?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
God?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Way, Jeff, as we mature in our technology, were recognize
an opportunity for immediate use cases for our technology to
remote sensing services to defense, scientific and commercial customers. And
then we sold it to the Chinese to use it
against us. Right, isn't that what our government does? Our
government makes money. You working with the Chinese so the
Chinese can work against us twenty four seven three sixty
(26:20):
five with psychological programs, with economic programs, with spiritual programs,
working on the full absolute enslavement of the American population
under a one world Jijing pen Lang government. That is
exactly what they're working on, folks. Every single member of
the Unit party is beholden to China. Now, I want
to party all the time, and so they want to
(26:40):
party all the time with the Chinese uniparty. Yeah no,
do not fucking not my headphone. Explain to me, Rick James,
I know how to do the show.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Understand why you want to hurt me?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Hurt me.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
All things up, chilled me.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
By what to do all the time?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Body, An, you don't want to party all the time.
According to The Jerusalem Post, the Kuwaiti newspaper Al Jerida
reporting that Iran A supply it Hesibala and other Iranian
proxy forces with electromagnetic ordinance, which can also disable communications
system and shut down radars. Listen, listen, that nice the
(27:41):
other's six months from having nuclear weapons. I mean there's
six weeks from having You know that that story has
been with us since nineteen eighty one. Two times a
year since nineteen eighty one, they prop out a story
that says that I that Iran is six months from
the bomb, and they've never been because they've been lying
to you the same story two times a year since
nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
You just hang it out in dancing Dancy.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Now, So they're gonna have an EMP. Oh what would
that do to voting? If Iran drops an EMP over Philadelphia?
They're they're going to be putting up pizza boxes to
cover the winter. Oh no, to cover the nuclear winter
from getting into the counting I mean printing facility. Did
you know a woman under oath in Milwaukee admitted under
(28:32):
oath in a deposition that she went to the back
of the office and printed out sixty four thousand ballots
with Joe Biden's name on it. She had Lackey's filling
out ballots as well, but between three floors and her
running a copy machine. Folks, sixty four thousand ballots were
created in hours, plugged right into the total. You know what,
(28:52):
those sixty four thousand votes guaranteed that Joe Biden won
by twenty thousand votes, folks. And that is on an
actual deposition, under a threat of perjury. And we know
for a fact they did the same thing in Georgia,
they did the same thing in PA. They did the
same thing in Wisconsin, and they're gonna do it again.
(29:17):
Come join us, folks. I will see you on Wednesday.
Whiskeyntheesurfer dot com. I've got shows coming up that's right, September.
I'm taking August off. I'll be doing the podcast that's right,
three times a week, but no comedy in August September
sixth at Hinnett Winery there in Pine Top and in
North Carolina, I'll be raging with Rich Nielsen and loumore Conte.
(29:39):
I'll be doing Locals comedy. They're in Fayetteville on September
twenty sixth, then Fayeteville. That's right, I'll say it's White
Sea and I will be there bringing it now. I
know I had a blast. I was at Prase on
Friday and Wilmington. The show is diet. Oh, let's try tremendous.
Lewis t crushed it. Country Tea crush It Toy McLaren
crushed it. I did my normal nonsense dog and pony
(29:59):
show and everybody had a good time. Now, folks, to
keep up with this show. We're gonna stand you and
we're gonna make sure that you survive the apocalypse. Stay
with us, keep faith forward, folks, and stay ordered, and
you will have the life that God wants you to have.
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