August 12, 2024 • 26 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Bro alry up, dude, come on, not nothing new or late? Yeah, nothing,
gas on it. Don't pull the joke.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Now what you damn it is?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Is this the sound of the d n C because
they're gonna replace Tim Walls?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah you stop, let's hairs, let's go.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
He say, you've got your come here, got day out.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
You guys have.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Two time that a fly set?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh good morning on a Monday rage. What's slinger covering?
Minor threat?
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Oh my god? But a smile on your face?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh there you always well the one and only carry
king training.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
It off with Jeff Henniman, rest in peace, Watch.
Speaker 7 (01:36):
Joe, I have shot und your fling, your chemical and
(02:39):
put your boss on the face and range.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
In the simulation with whiskey and the server.
Speaker 8 (03:01):
What how you can't way now.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Reaching In the simulation on Denver's top iconic rock west
Key flip rivers, it is Monday, on August twelfth of
the year of Our Lord twenty twenty four.
Speaker 9 (03:19):
We've got some queen's right, I'm saying somebodys.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
This guy smiling money right, is bos.
Speaker 9 (03:33):
A time in scream?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
You'll let me look get away. Let's go down and shaking.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Least scream away and sids.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Down more sad facings.
Speaker 10 (03:56):
Corey stand raised down.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
That the needle is moving, and it is crying your name,
and it is trying to get you to believe that
(04:24):
somehow with the worst economy of the history of every
single breath you've ever had.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Kamala Harris, who's behind it, is also in the lead.
And that's the needle they want you paying attention to.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Now, on the left side, we're gonna have you paying
attention to the needle of our fake poles. On the
right side, the needle of the new monkey pots vaccine
we're gonna force you to get or you can't shop
at Walmart.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
A shock poll for the first time, folks.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
According to Drudge, Democrats are more trusted on the economy.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
How is that possible?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Donald Trump said he he was the best on the economy.
Kamala Harris heard that. She's like a girl taking a
test in a class who didn't study. She's looking over
trumps shoulder. What's he running down?
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Yea, oh shit, he loves the I love the country.
What else has he got over there?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
No?
Speaker 6 (05:12):
No taxes on waitresses. No, that's what I believe it.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
No taxes on waitresses, no taxes on stewardsis no, as
long as I can call them their old name and
I don't have to upgrade that to flight attendant or server.
No no, no, no no, then no taxes for them,
no no, no no. But but if you're gonna force
me to use one of those dumb new names for
one of them dumb new jobs.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
And no no taxing to the hills.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
And somehow, at the same time, Kimala Harris is saying,
we're not gonna attide, We're not going to tax those
hourly workers working for tips. But at the same time,
eighty seven thousand IRS agents are running after those tips,
running after that unlimited salsa of tips that you're making
there at Chili's. Are you barely making it to fade
your family, barely making it to buy enough gas to
(05:59):
get to your shift, And there's Kamela Harris reaching into
your pockets. There, she's stealing your notebooks, she's stealing your pants,
she's stealing your tips, She's stealing your absolute liberty.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
If you allow it.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
But you're not going to allow it, folks, Because the
sun is rising on the eastern coast of the United States,
more freer than you've ever been. No matter what the
media tells you, you are here to rage in the simulation.
All you need is one simple choice, a miracle of
acceptance to bring our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ deep
(06:32):
into the vessel of the internal place of your own
rest and then working backwards of your entrance into heaven.
You take that forward into every single activity you find yourself.
Right now, you're on the treadmill. No, your feet are
going up and down, you fat fuck keep running.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
No, you've got to lose this way. You're never going
to go back.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
You're never gonna get a gold medal in the Olympics
for breakdancing when you've never worked out and or breakdanced.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
It's Mike and mechanics. Wow, you want to see.
Speaker 11 (07:08):
Not away, then I'll do you.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
No, I'm never wrong.
Speaker 10 (07:18):
I can't think up.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I can't make up my mind. Which of the fake
newsballs am I not believing?
Speaker 11 (07:30):
More?
Speaker 6 (07:30):
How can they all be tied with their ability to
not be believed?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
No, I need a miracle, need.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
You?
Speaker 10 (07:44):
I need some area I.
Speaker 11 (07:55):
Know.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
All I needed was the miracle of transubstentiation. When Jesus
Christ comes down to presents himself inside of the Eucharist.
That's right, I get my communion. I leave early, and
I've got my Jesus bubble for the weeks.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Get out of my way. I gotta go to the
parking lot. I gotta go to get to the Starbucks
before the log it's too loud.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Shout out to my priest, Father Mark at Saint Brendan's
there in Chalotte. You know, you know when they when
they make an announcement, sometimes before the procession.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Before he walks down.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
After riding out the hurricane, the tropical storm DEBI last week,
Father Mark walks up.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
He grabs the microphone.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
He said, ladies and gentlemen, turn your hymnail to page
four fifty six for riding the storm out by Rio Sweedwagon.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
How the crowd went wild.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Later on the homily, he described dropped the scorpions reference.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
How about that? How little rock you like a hurricane?
How did God know that I needed the world's funniest
priest and sent me to where he actually was?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
How was that possible that the miracle, the miracle sobriety,
the miracle of the Holy spirits and dwelling, the miracle
the Holy Spirit grabbing my hands, pulling me towards that
altar and saying that there is only way and when
he goes son, and that is to return to the
Father through Christ's right hand.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
Your question, whose right hand mineor his? Is you moron?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
And you're gonna get up there, folks, and you're gonna
be standing in your own God judgment and God is
gonna want to send you to the Devil's who's County's
probably gonna be right, And God's gonna say.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Do you have is your attorney here?
Speaker 11 (09:31):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:31):
My advocate? You mean the Holy Spirit?
Speaker 11 (09:33):
That's right?
Speaker 6 (09:34):
I actually have a co attorney's your honor. I've got
Jesus and the Holy Spirit.
Speaker 10 (09:39):
Come on out.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Who else is behind me?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Saint Michael, the Archangel? Uh huh, Jesus and Joseph. I
think my legal team is good. Can you imagine how
famous the Kardashians would have been if this would have
been OJ's legal team.
Speaker 11 (09:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
I just need a miracle of me getting me out.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
No, I need Jesus, Mary, Joseph and God to get
me out of Keir Starmer's mean prison that he builds
in the UK.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Because I thought I would send something funny.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I thought I would help out the UK people in
their invasion if only there was one punk band in
the UK that talked about think about the strength of
our to mom raccene, Oh, what's happening. I think that
there's a duality to the nature of did.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
The DNC send me a check? And I have to
play this intact? Oh, it's so strong what it is
bon in terms of what it does to uphold and
protect individual rights and freedom.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
A wine Mom's four deep at two in the afternoon,
and it's very fragile.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
It will only be as strong as our willingness to
fight for it.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Ring in the simulation on Denver's top iconic rock.
Speaker 9 (10:52):
A fog action, Are you a fool for this city?
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Shown to the.
Speaker 9 (11:04):
You want my mind?
Speaker 10 (11:14):
This is not decision.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
I'm probably stay this time.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Kamala Harris is not only stealing all of Donald Trump's ideas,
He's also stealing the idea that he has large rallies
breeding breathing all that clean air and that empty space
where you're saying that thousands and thousands are glenthered.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Here we are. I've got the video from the video
that the Harris campaign sentence.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I have an image that the Harris campaign sent us
according to artificial intelligence. Both of those images have been
doctored that did not happen. We're not fools for the city,
and we're not fools for them. Banana in your tailpipe,
came I ask or Michae Obama, We're not We're not
scared to be there your bananas, it was again. They're
(12:14):
using doctored images to show that she's raging in the
simulation as she holds concert. After a concert, another TikTok
influencer shows up on stage one zero talent, twenty one
million followers.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
The arena is full, no one's paying attention.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
They're all TikTok dancing while Kamala Harris is lies through
a teleprompter while Tim Walls lies about his military service.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
As the sock.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Puppet media can no longer hold back the damn of truth. No,
I'm tired of laying back and listening to this mainstream media.
I'm gonna catch that train to Winterville on November fifth,
twenty twenty four. You know what gives away the fact
(12:56):
that they are using artificial intelligence to digitally re create
these images that never existed, both in video.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
And in picture form. Because in that picture.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Folks, you can count literally hundreds and hundreds and hundreds
of human beings holding up cell phones, and not a
single second of that footage has aired. So somehow there
are hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of cameras running social
media and running what tape to their phones and not
a single second of it.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Has been uploaded. I wonder why that is?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
No, no, no, I need a digital scientist to tell
me why these dog why anyone would believe that these
pictures are real? Because they keep showing you the same
picture over and over street.
Speaker 10 (13:41):
Stupid to the core.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
You gonna be watching the Elon Musk Donald Trump footage
tonight at eight o'clock on it Donald Trump's return to X.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Ladies and gentlemen, your favorite president has returned.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It will be Treman the shout out to kill Tony
with two sold out shows at Madison Square Garden. Joe
Biden was there, Donald Trump was their doctor, Phil was there.
Joe Rogan was there. And I don't care who Joe
Rogan votes for?
Speaker 6 (14:23):
How about that? How about your how about in America?
You're allowed to vote for and some vote for and
like whoever you.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Like, unless you're a Journey communist supporting Journey Communists that
I'm gonna put you in a camp and get rid
of you. Now, I'm finally gonna put those bedliners we've
been hiding outside of the Atlanta airport for twenty years.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
No, eight hundred thousand of them, I've got it ready.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
No, I've got eight hundred thousand coffin liners, and they're
filled with Donald Trump ballots. Oh, we're gonna choose your
lie cheating steel to get him over. Wouldn't that be funny?
If that's exactly what happens. Everybody lies, cheese and steels.
They catch Donald Trump lying, cheating, and stealing, and they
all of a sudden investigate the election, saying that it's
a fraud. All of a sudden, they have the ability
to prove the fraud. All of a sudden, they have
(15:05):
standing in court. All of a sudden, they lie to
you the same way they've.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
Been lying to you. Oh my god, could you imagine
the pandemonium.
Speaker 8 (15:14):
We would be.
Speaker 9 (15:14):
Raging with Motorhead celebrating the remote.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
Yeah, city, I had my saying, that's.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Fine playing as us and I'm gone sail all right,
I am already, yes, all right, I am already, yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
Nut at all.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, we got that saying I'm stan now.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
We have motorheador and the Maroons would have been at
the Olympic closing ceremony. I might have watched a single second.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Of it when I did it. Oh, let me guess
what they did. They did their Satanic opening, but they
did their.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Satanic opening in reverse, and then they all the day
closing ceremonies.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
The worker be drones dancing.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Around, and all of a sudden, the Queen bee if
Satan is walking out and they climb above on top
of the cathedral, over the Queen b of Satan. That's right,
the drones are attacking. Prepare for over getting folks. Christ
is making his way back. He's going to be hemming
up the demons. He's going to be hemming up the
d n C, hemming up the communist the socialists, the fascists,
(16:28):
taking us all having a wasteland on the planet, and restarting.
Speaker 10 (16:38):
I'm sick of it.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
All, you know.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
About so why not.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Yet yet?
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Now?
Speaker 9 (17:01):
The arras yo, no, yo, no, sure, let's go.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
You know, you tell me what you want to shout
out to lou getting all of the care that he
needs recovering from his cancer diagnosis.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
God bless him. Shout out to this.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Is hardcore for crushing it in secret talks. The US
is offering amnesty. Who are they offering amnesty too? If
you had to guess, would it be Venezuelan gangs?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
No, Madira says, all you need to do is believe
that I stole the election, and I'll send you all
of my prisoners to the southern border and you can
use them to attack Americans. Ranging the simulation on Tnver
stop by Conrad.
Speaker 11 (17:49):
To stop them at the hop top.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
Where the bout stop you chicken at the top.
Speaker 10 (17:58):
Due to sing.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
That's hop over the border. Let's get a legal address. Cool, baby,
Let's get a free cell phone. Cool, let's get free
health care. Let's get a place to live and money.
Then we'll vote for whoever they tell us. So you
can swing on your canoe and you can wear to
stop the blue.
Speaker 10 (18:21):
But I'm the hop.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
When jells you out, all that.
Speaker 10 (18:29):
Says good and their kicks out.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
That's all.
Speaker 9 (18:33):
Let's go to the.
Speaker 10 (18:36):
Let's go to the Let's go to the baby, Let's
go to Let's go to the Let's go.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
According to the UK, the tech companies are going to
be forced to censor you based on whatever true the
government deems to be true at the time they team it.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
You can all of dude stopping names calling at the
hop Pop Pop when.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
If I stop spooning you to the one chicking that
into hawks. That's exactly how it starts.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
And I'm telling you, using what you know about artificial intelligence,
using what you know about have been making a decision
prior to you even knowing about it.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Do you realize your.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Brain is subconsciously thinking before you can consciously recognize that
you have been subconsciously thinking.
Speaker 10 (19:30):
Kick.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Because of artificial intelligence, our government, our intel agencies have
access direct access to your subconscious They have access to
your thoughts before you think them, folks. And with enough
data of their knowledge of you thinking before you think it, folks,
they are going to get a week ahead. They're going
to get two weeks ag ahead, They're going to get
a month ahead. And that is where we're going to
get fut prime moves into pre crime, and that is
(19:52):
how they enslave the planet, folks.
Speaker 6 (19:54):
I don't think they are not working on it with
every single five of their.
Speaker 9 (19:57):
Vag Manta race.
Speaker 11 (20:02):
I just jay that out. I got don't chance all redcras.
I just johay that I got chance all redcrats.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Oh raging.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
It is blood for blood Boston spoiless like yo.
Speaker 10 (20:24):
Let like yow.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Up that I do they like yo.
Speaker 10 (20:29):
Never get body like yow.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
If you're in the UK, folks, right now, you better
be absolutely taking spray paint and saws and cutting down
every single one of those cameras, making sure you have
addresses and nowhere every single the people live who are
doing this to you, wrong man, and you go door
to door and you handle this yourselves and you get
your freedom back that you live in a six society, folks.
They have flooded George Island with people who hate you,
(20:57):
and then they've sided with the people who hate you.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
Folks, it is for you to save you, not like Joe,
but you will not.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Why laugh like you know.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I'm not gonna live the way the English are unless
Kamala Harris wins and forces in here.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
It's again, I'm jag out nothing because that's what I am.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
Man always rout bag.
Speaker 9 (21:13):
I'm a no web man from the way Joe said, But.
Speaker 10 (21:16):
The dead had his ray Damn yew.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Day brought my heart.
Speaker 10 (21:18):
They stole my solid.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
Why I'm do our do thanks.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
I brought blah blah Yo South talk Yo with all
I want that live like yo.
Speaker 9 (21:29):
Like ya, No watch man, oh danta race back.
Speaker 11 (21:34):
I just candadated out when I got no says all right,
no watch out like.
Speaker 9 (21:40):
Yo man, Okay, I'll race back, Joe.
Speaker 11 (21:42):
I just candidate that I like you.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
My God got tess already.
Speaker 11 (21:47):
Like yo.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
I messed on like generation. I messed on like fucking generation.
While I say a little.
Speaker 10 (21:56):
Have t being babies playing.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
They little have t bean caids.
Speaker 9 (22:00):
That ain't the fucking real world.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
I lost to.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
See the world at all.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
And I don't watch.
Speaker 11 (22:09):
How man don't know.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
I don't need your respect. I just need the truth.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
The back end, according to the Sun, is hiding alien documents.
Speaker 11 (22:22):
Fuckwuck outside. You don't like it, you get sent.
Speaker 10 (22:31):
My tag gets out.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
You stuck?
Speaker 7 (22:36):
You like it?
Speaker 9 (22:37):
Just outa.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
That is That is Donald Trump's new commercial back to
the Hairs campaign.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
If you don't like it, you can suck my dick.
He can keep stealing it.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
But everybody's gonna know that every single idea that I
have that's gonna save the country because I love it.
It is going to be stolen from you and then
used against the American public because you hate them.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
And that is the sole function of this election. Foes
to drive us to the final fracture of the Civil
War of the United States here in North America.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Turn America into Europe small factions to be then slowly
absorbed by the borg mine run by Trudeau's Commi government
to the north, the Mexican socialist government to the south,
and your freedom.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Being squeezed for you pay. But it's a fantasy by
aldo nova.
Speaker 10 (23:22):
Seated knights, right.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Neil, like sunny.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
Breathing, you give those truck girls with addresses love?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Why boy, how about the I'll tell you that the
seconds of the Olympic I did watch the still grabs
of all of those hot Olympians. Ja those Nordic countries
can build them. The Eastern Europeans can build them.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Swung on the drive. That's what I want.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
No one of those square job as. Turn your pianists
to build a goolag under my house and chain me
to it. I I want you to put that javelin
where I want it.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
How chump me?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
No, No, I'm telling you I've been looking for one
of those seven foot Zambian basketball players that can somehow
eat my ass and chop me at the same time.
Where do I get one of those sat the only
current popular person that can eat your ass and reach
your dick at the same time as Michelle Obama.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
See, that's why Tim Walls is going to bounce out, folks.
You know this guy is not going to be able
to get past these stolen Fowler charges.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
O'h.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Forget all that, you sy folks, Forget all of it.
It's not reality.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
It is just a fantasy, you see, And they're accepting
you to They're forcing you to believe the fantasy that
Tim Walls did not have bended his men, even though
in speeches he said he was on the Boggram Air
Force Base. I was, I was an Iraq, I was
in Afghanistan.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
I was over there.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
You don't know what it's like be over there under
the thread of gunfire while you're putting people that you
sent over to get killed and they're getting marched in
front of a coffin trade.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Flag onto a plane. Oh you weren't there either. Oh
that's a really weird thing to talk about.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Not only were you not there, but you talked about
one of the most saddest experiences we can go through
as we honor our following you line about that too?
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Why, Yeah, this guy is full of it.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Did they do this as a dodge to see how
many tens of millions of dollars Donald Trump would jump
into anti timwalls?
Speaker 11 (25:30):
Ass?
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Did Donald Trump not take the baits?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Forget about all you see. Forget about the reason that
they're running ads and Donald Trump is not because he
does not know the tickets to see.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
It.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Is crazy what this crazy life is doing to me, folks.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I'm living in a fantasy life where he woke up
inside of the spirit of the Holy Spirit, inside of
the light of.
Speaker 6 (25:58):
Faith, inside of hope and forgiveness.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
As I watched the sun crust its way over the
eastern horizon like it does every single morning, and I
took my deep breath of that simulation, and I said,
we are going to save America on rock roof by
the time and I put this together and you made
it through all the way, folks, make sure you share it,
Send it to more folks.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
We're picking up more states every single show.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Folks, bedding around, I see you guys raging in northern California.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
LA is coming alive right now.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
We're picking up Florida, Tennessee raging North North Carolina is
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Bro alry up, dude, come on, not nothing new or late? Yeah, nothing,
gas on it. Don't pull the joke.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Now what you damn it is?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Is this the sound of the d n C because
they're gonna replace Tim Walls?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah you stop, let's hairs, let's go.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
He say, you've got your come here, got day out.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
You guys have.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Two time that a fly set?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh good morning on a Monday rage. What's slinger covering?
Minor threat?
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Oh my god? But a smile on your face?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh there you always well the one and only carry
king training.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
It off with Jeff Henniman, rest in peace, Watch.
Speaker 7 (01:36):
Joe, I have shot und your fling, your chemical and
(02:39):
put your boss on the face and range.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
In the simulation with whiskey and the server.
Speaker 8 (03:01):
What how you can't way now.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Reaching In the simulation on Denver's top iconic rock west
Key flip rivers, it is Monday, on August twelfth of
the year of Our Lord twenty twenty four.
Speaker 9 (03:19):
We've got some queen's right, I'm saying somebodys.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
This guy smiling money right, is bos.
Speaker 9 (03:33):
A time in scream?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
You'll let me look get away. Let's go down and shaking.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Least scream away and sids.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Down more sad facings.
Speaker 10 (03:56):
Corey stand raised down.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
That the needle is moving, and it is crying your name,
and it is trying to get you to believe that
(04:24):
somehow with the worst economy of the history of every
single breath you've ever had.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Kamala Harris, who's behind it, is also in the lead.
And that's the needle they want you paying attention to.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Now, on the left side, we're gonna have you paying
attention to the needle of our fake poles. On the
right side, the needle of the new monkey pots vaccine
we're gonna force you to get or you can't shop
at Walmart.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
A shock poll for the first time, folks.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
According to Drudge, Democrats are more trusted on the economy.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
How is that possible?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Donald Trump said he he was the best on the economy.
Kamala Harris heard that. She's like a girl taking a
test in a class who didn't study. She's looking over
trumps shoulder. What's he running down?
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Yea, oh shit, he loves the I love the country.
What else has he got over there?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
No?
Speaker 6 (05:12):
No taxes on waitresses. No, that's what I believe it.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
No taxes on waitresses, no taxes on stewardsis no, as
long as I can call them their old name and
I don't have to upgrade that to flight attendant or server.
No no, no, no no, then no taxes for them,
no no, no no. But but if you're gonna force
me to use one of those dumb new names for
one of them dumb new jobs.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
And no no taxing to the hills.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
And somehow, at the same time, Kimala Harris is saying,
we're not gonna attide, We're not going to tax those
hourly workers working for tips. But at the same time,
eighty seven thousand IRS agents are running after those tips,
running after that unlimited salsa of tips that you're making
there at Chili's. Are you barely making it to fade
your family, barely making it to buy enough gas to
(05:59):
get to your shift, And there's Kamela Harris reaching into
your pockets. There, she's stealing your notebooks, she's stealing your pants,
she's stealing your tips, She's stealing your absolute liberty.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
If you allow it.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
But you're not going to allow it, folks, Because the
sun is rising on the eastern coast of the United States,
more freer than you've ever been. No matter what the
media tells you, you are here to rage in the simulation.
All you need is one simple choice, a miracle of
acceptance to bring our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ deep
(06:32):
into the vessel of the internal place of your own
rest and then working backwards of your entrance into heaven.
You take that forward into every single activity you find yourself.
Right now, you're on the treadmill. No, your feet are
going up and down, you fat fuck keep running.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
No, you've got to lose this way. You're never going
to go back.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
You're never gonna get a gold medal in the Olympics
for breakdancing when you've never worked out and or breakdanced.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
It's Mike and mechanics. Wow, you want to see.
Speaker 11 (07:08):
Not away, then I'll do you.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
No, I'm never wrong.
Speaker 10 (07:18):
I can't think up.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I can't make up my mind. Which of the fake
newsballs am I not believing?
Speaker 11 (07:30):
More?
Speaker 6 (07:30):
How can they all be tied with their ability to
not be believed?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
No, I need a miracle, need.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
You?
Speaker 10 (07:44):
I need some area I.
Speaker 11 (07:55):
Know.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
All I needed was the miracle of transubstentiation. When Jesus
Christ comes down to presents himself inside of the Eucharist.
That's right, I get my communion. I leave early, and
I've got my Jesus bubble for the weeks.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Get out of my way. I gotta go to the
parking lot. I gotta go to get to the Starbucks
before the log it's too loud.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Shout out to my priest, Father Mark at Saint Brendan's
there in Chalotte. You know, you know when they when
they make an announcement, sometimes before the procession.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Before he walks down.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
After riding out the hurricane, the tropical storm DEBI last week,
Father Mark walks up.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
He grabs the microphone.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
He said, ladies and gentlemen, turn your hymnail to page
four fifty six for riding the storm out by Rio Sweedwagon.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
How the crowd went wild.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Later on the homily, he described dropped the scorpions reference.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
How about that? How little rock you like a hurricane?
How did God know that I needed the world's funniest
priest and sent me to where he actually was?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
How was that possible that the miracle, the miracle sobriety,
the miracle of the Holy spirits and dwelling, the miracle
the Holy Spirit grabbing my hands, pulling me towards that
altar and saying that there is only way and when
he goes son, and that is to return to the
Father through Christ's right hand.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
Your question, whose right hand mineor his? Is you moron?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
And you're gonna get up there, folks, and you're gonna
be standing in your own God judgment and God is
gonna want to send you to the Devil's who's County's
probably gonna be right, And God's gonna say.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Do you have is your attorney here?
Speaker 11 (09:31):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:31):
My advocate? You mean the Holy Spirit?
Speaker 11 (09:33):
That's right?
Speaker 6 (09:34):
I actually have a co attorney's your honor. I've got
Jesus and the Holy Spirit.
Speaker 10 (09:39):
Come on out.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Who else is behind me?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Saint Michael, the Archangel? Uh huh, Jesus and Joseph. I
think my legal team is good. Can you imagine how
famous the Kardashians would have been if this would have
been OJ's legal team.
Speaker 11 (09:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
I just need a miracle of me getting me out.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
No, I need Jesus, Mary, Joseph and God to get
me out of Keir Starmer's mean prison that he builds
in the UK.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Because I thought I would send something funny.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I thought I would help out the UK people in
their invasion if only there was one punk band in
the UK that talked about think about the strength of
our to mom raccene, Oh, what's happening. I think that
there's a duality to the nature of did.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
The DNC send me a check? And I have to
play this intact? Oh, it's so strong what it is
bon in terms of what it does to uphold and
protect individual rights and freedom.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
A wine Mom's four deep at two in the afternoon,
and it's very fragile.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
It will only be as strong as our willingness to
fight for it.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Ring in the simulation on Denver's top iconic rock.
Speaker 9 (10:52):
A fog action, Are you a fool for this city?
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Shown to the.
Speaker 9 (11:04):
You want my mind?
Speaker 10 (11:14):
This is not decision.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
I'm probably stay this time.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Kamala Harris is not only stealing all of Donald Trump's ideas,
He's also stealing the idea that he has large rallies
breeding breathing all that clean air and that empty space
where you're saying that thousands and thousands are glenthered.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Here we are. I've got the video from the video
that the Harris campaign sentence.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I have an image that the Harris campaign sent us
according to artificial intelligence. Both of those images have been
doctored that did not happen. We're not fools for the city,
and we're not fools for them. Banana in your tailpipe,
came I ask or Michae Obama, We're not We're not
scared to be there your bananas, it was again. They're
(12:14):
using doctored images to show that she's raging in the
simulation as she holds concert. After a concert, another TikTok
influencer shows up on stage one zero talent, twenty one
million followers.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
The arena is full, no one's paying attention.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
They're all TikTok dancing while Kamala Harris is lies through
a teleprompter while Tim Walls lies about his military service.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
As the sock.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Puppet media can no longer hold back the damn of truth. No,
I'm tired of laying back and listening to this mainstream media.
I'm gonna catch that train to Winterville on November fifth,
twenty twenty four. You know what gives away the fact
(12:56):
that they are using artificial intelligence to digitally re create
these images that never existed, both in video.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
And in picture form. Because in that picture.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Folks, you can count literally hundreds and hundreds and hundreds
of human beings holding up cell phones, and not a
single second of that footage has aired. So somehow there
are hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of cameras running social
media and running what tape to their phones and not
a single second of it.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Has been uploaded. I wonder why that is?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
No, no, no, I need a digital scientist to tell
me why these dog why anyone would believe that these
pictures are real? Because they keep showing you the same
picture over and over street.
Speaker 10 (13:41):
Stupid to the core.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
You gonna be watching the Elon Musk Donald Trump footage
tonight at eight o'clock on it Donald Trump's return to X.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Ladies and gentlemen, your favorite president has returned.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It will be Treman the shout out to kill Tony
with two sold out shows at Madison Square Garden. Joe
Biden was there, Donald Trump was their doctor, Phil was there.
Joe Rogan was there. And I don't care who Joe
Rogan votes for?
Speaker 6 (14:23):
How about that? How about your how about in America?
You're allowed to vote for and some vote for and
like whoever you.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Like, unless you're a Journey communist supporting Journey Communists that
I'm gonna put you in a camp and get rid
of you. Now, I'm finally gonna put those bedliners we've
been hiding outside of the Atlanta airport for twenty years.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
No, eight hundred thousand of them, I've got it ready.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
No, I've got eight hundred thousand coffin liners, and they're
filled with Donald Trump ballots. Oh, we're gonna choose your
lie cheating steel to get him over. Wouldn't that be funny?
If that's exactly what happens. Everybody lies, cheese and steels.
They catch Donald Trump lying, cheating, and stealing, and they
all of a sudden investigate the election, saying that it's
a fraud. All of a sudden, they have the ability
to prove the fraud. All of a sudden, they have
(15:05):
standing in court. All of a sudden, they lie to
you the same way they've.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
Been lying to you. Oh my god, could you imagine
the pandemonium.
Speaker 8 (15:14):
We would be.
Speaker 9 (15:14):
Raging with Motorhead celebrating the remote.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
Yeah, city, I had my saying, that's.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Fine playing as us and I'm gone sail all right,
I am already, yes, all right, I am already, yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
Nut at all.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, we got that saying I'm stan now.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
We have motorheador and the Maroons would have been at
the Olympic closing ceremony. I might have watched a single second.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Of it when I did it. Oh, let me guess
what they did. They did their Satanic opening, but they
did their.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Satanic opening in reverse, and then they all the day
closing ceremonies.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
The worker be drones dancing.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Around, and all of a sudden, the Queen bee if
Satan is walking out and they climb above on top
of the cathedral, over the Queen b of Satan. That's right,
the drones are attacking. Prepare for over getting folks. Christ
is making his way back. He's going to be hemming
up the demons. He's going to be hemming up the
d n C, hemming up the communist the socialists, the fascists,
(16:28):
taking us all having a wasteland on the planet, and restarting.
Speaker 10 (16:38):
I'm sick of it.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
All, you know.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
About so why not.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Yet yet?
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Now?
Speaker 9 (17:01):
The arras yo, no, yo, no, sure, let's go.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
You know, you tell me what you want to shout
out to lou getting all of the care that he
needs recovering from his cancer diagnosis.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
God bless him. Shout out to this.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Is hardcore for crushing it in secret talks. The US
is offering amnesty. Who are they offering amnesty too? If
you had to guess, would it be Venezuelan gangs?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
No, Madira says, all you need to do is believe
that I stole the election, and I'll send you all
of my prisoners to the southern border and you can
use them to attack Americans. Ranging the simulation on Tnver
stop by Conrad.
Speaker 11 (17:49):
To stop them at the hop top.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
Where the bout stop you chicken at the top.
Speaker 10 (17:58):
Due to sing.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
That's hop over the border. Let's get a legal address. Cool, baby,
Let's get a free cell phone. Cool, let's get free
health care. Let's get a place to live and money.
Then we'll vote for whoever they tell us. So you
can swing on your canoe and you can wear to
stop the blue.
Speaker 10 (18:21):
But I'm the hop.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
When jells you out, all that.
Speaker 10 (18:29):
Says good and their kicks out.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
That's all.
Speaker 9 (18:33):
Let's go to the.
Speaker 10 (18:36):
Let's go to the Let's go to the baby, Let's
go to Let's go to the Let's go.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
According to the UK, the tech companies are going to
be forced to censor you based on whatever true the
government deems to be true at the time they team it.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
You can all of dude stopping names calling at the
hop Pop Pop when.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
If I stop spooning you to the one chicking that
into hawks. That's exactly how it starts.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
And I'm telling you, using what you know about artificial intelligence,
using what you know about have been making a decision
prior to you even knowing about it.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Do you realize your.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Brain is subconsciously thinking before you can consciously recognize that
you have been subconsciously thinking.
Speaker 10 (19:30):
Kick.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Because of artificial intelligence, our government, our intel agencies have
access direct access to your subconscious They have access to
your thoughts before you think them, folks. And with enough
data of their knowledge of you thinking before you think it, folks,
they are going to get a week ahead. They're going
to get two weeks ag ahead, They're going to get
a month ahead. And that is where we're going to
get fut prime moves into pre crime, and that is
(19:52):
how they enslave the planet, folks.
Speaker 6 (19:54):
I don't think they are not working on it with
every single five of their.
Speaker 9 (19:57):
Vag Manta race.
Speaker 11 (20:02):
I just jay that out. I got don't chance all redcras.
I just johay that I got chance all redcrats.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Oh raging.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
It is blood for blood Boston spoiless like yo.
Speaker 10 (20:24):
Let like yow.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Up that I do they like yo.
Speaker 10 (20:29):
Never get body like yow.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
If you're in the UK, folks, right now, you better
be absolutely taking spray paint and saws and cutting down
every single one of those cameras, making sure you have
addresses and nowhere every single the people live who are
doing this to you, wrong man, and you go door
to door and you handle this yourselves and you get
your freedom back that you live in a six society, folks.
They have flooded George Island with people who hate you,
(20:57):
and then they've sided with the people who hate you.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
Folks, it is for you to save you, not like Joe,
but you will not.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Why laugh like you know.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I'm not gonna live the way the English are unless
Kamala Harris wins and forces in here.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
It's again, I'm jag out nothing because that's what I am.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
Man always rout bag.
Speaker 9 (21:13):
I'm a no web man from the way Joe said, But.
Speaker 10 (21:16):
The dead had his ray Damn yew.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Day brought my heart.
Speaker 10 (21:18):
They stole my solid.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
Why I'm do our do thanks.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
I brought blah blah Yo South talk Yo with all
I want that live like yo.
Speaker 9 (21:29):
Like ya, No watch man, oh danta race back.
Speaker 11 (21:34):
I just candadated out when I got no says all right,
no watch out like.
Speaker 9 (21:40):
Yo man, Okay, I'll race back, Joe.
Speaker 11 (21:42):
I just candidate that I like you.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
My God got tess already.
Speaker 11 (21:47):
Like yo.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
I messed on like generation. I messed on like fucking generation.
While I say a little.
Speaker 10 (21:56):
Have t being babies playing.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
They little have t bean caids.
Speaker 9 (22:00):
That ain't the fucking real world.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
I lost to.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
See the world at all.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
And I don't watch.
Speaker 11 (22:09):
How man don't know.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
I don't need your respect. I just need the truth.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
The back end, according to the Sun, is hiding alien documents.
Speaker 11 (22:22):
Fuckwuck outside. You don't like it, you get sent.
Speaker 10 (22:31):
My tag gets out.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
You stuck?
Speaker 7 (22:36):
You like it?
Speaker 9 (22:37):
Just outa.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
That is That is Donald Trump's new commercial back to
the Hairs campaign.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
If you don't like it, you can suck my dick.
He can keep stealing it.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
But everybody's gonna know that every single idea that I
have that's gonna save the country because I love it.
It is going to be stolen from you and then
used against the American public because you hate them.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
And that is the sole function of this election. Foes
to drive us to the final fracture of the Civil
War of the United States here in North America.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Turn America into Europe small factions to be then slowly
absorbed by the borg mine run by Trudeau's Commi government
to the north, the Mexican socialist government to the south,
and your freedom.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Being squeezed for you pay. But it's a fantasy by
aldo nova.
Speaker 10 (23:22):
Seated knights, right.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Neil, like sunny.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
Breathing, you give those truck girls with addresses love?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Why boy, how about the I'll tell you that the
seconds of the Olympic I did watch the still grabs
of all of those hot Olympians. Ja those Nordic countries
can build them. The Eastern Europeans can build them.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Swung on the drive. That's what I want.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
No one of those square job as. Turn your pianists
to build a goolag under my house and chain me
to it. I I want you to put that javelin
where I want it.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
How chump me?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
No, No, I'm telling you I've been looking for one
of those seven foot Zambian basketball players that can somehow
eat my ass and chop me at the same time.
Where do I get one of those sat the only
current popular person that can eat your ass and reach
your dick at the same time as Michelle Obama.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
See, that's why Tim Walls is going to bounce out, folks.
You know this guy is not going to be able
to get past these stolen Fowler charges.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
O'h.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Forget all that, you sy folks, Forget all of it.
It's not reality.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
It is just a fantasy, you see, And they're accepting
you to They're forcing you to believe the fantasy that
Tim Walls did not have bended his men, even though
in speeches he said he was on the Boggram Air
Force Base. I was, I was an Iraq, I was
in Afghanistan.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
I was over there.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
You don't know what it's like be over there under
the thread of gunfire while you're putting people that you
sent over to get killed and they're getting marched in
front of a coffin trade.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Flag onto a plane. Oh you weren't there either. Oh
that's a really weird thing to talk about.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Not only were you not there, but you talked about
one of the most saddest experiences we can go through
as we honor our following you line about that too?
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Why, Yeah, this guy is full of it.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Did they do this as a dodge to see how
many tens of millions of dollars Donald Trump would jump
into anti timwalls?
Speaker 11 (25:30):
Ass?
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Did Donald Trump not take the baits?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Forget about all you see. Forget about the reason that
they're running ads and Donald Trump is not because he
does not know the tickets to see.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
It.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Is crazy what this crazy life is doing to me, folks.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I'm living in a fantasy life where he woke up
inside of the spirit of the Holy Spirit, inside of
the light of.
Speaker 6 (25:58):
Faith, inside of hope and forgiveness.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
As I watched the sun crust its way over the
eastern horizon like it does every single morning, and I
took my deep breath of that simulation, and I said,
we are going to save America on rock roof by
the time and I put this together and you made
it through all the way, folks, make sure you share it,
Send it to more folks.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
We're picking up more states every single show.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Folks, bedding around, I see you guys raging in northern California.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
LA is coming alive right now.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
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