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November 20, 2025 39 mins
WBS: Cupcakes are for Kids #336 -- The gang is at it again. Brimstone is joined by his wing-man Alex DaPonte, Meg Suss and Brim’s wife Danielle as they chat about the Louisiana teacher who was arrested for feeding cupcakes to her students, the cupcakes were laced with her husbands semen, and she caught 100 years. They discuss the kid who… ‘did things to the eggs’, the most inbred family in the United States… who live in Odd - West Virginia, the woman who married a life sized ragdoll, had three ragdoll babies, and then accused it… him… whatever – of cheating on her. Brim explains what gets Within Brim's Skin.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Welcome to Within Brimskin with Me Brimstone, where every episode
is filled to the rim with more brim than you
can handle. Stay tuned as I dive into a variety
of topics that I can get behind, as well as
the ones that just burn me. So buckle up, strap in,
because it's about to go.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Down yet time. It's time. It's within Brimskin time. Number
three thirty six. Cupcakes are for kids. I got my
red headed step child, mister Alex Daponte.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
That's me.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I got my gorgeous wife, Danielle.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
That's me.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Why do you look so in space.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Because I'm just hung up on that the cupcakes are
for kids.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
It'll all make sense. See if you ever looked at
the stuff I sent you, I do it make sense
to you.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
I do look at.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Them, Okay. In fact, I'm all caught up, so I'm
very confused.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
So you don't know what this is about.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, Well you'll find out in and about cupcakes. What's
going on?

Speaker 4 (01:04):
I'm just thinking about cupcakes now.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh, you're not gonna want to think about these cupcakes way,
but I love cupcakes. Yeah, Well, we're gonna we're gonna
have to talk about some cupcakes.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
You ruined cupcakes.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'll kill you coppy cake something whatever. I'm gonna murder you,
sus what's going on over there with cupcakes or just
in general? In general?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
In general, I'm randomly getting to go see a concert
next week.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
My friend couldn't go, so he gave me a ticket.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
How's your arm day?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
She's not taking me.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
You weren't.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
My arm is doing a lot better. Thank you for asking.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
It's good to hear. Yeah, the girls over here are
both like, no, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
We're concerned about cupcakes.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
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Speaker 3 (02:08):
Also, I don't know if you saw Alex, but I
see things.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Kimberlina Bumblina from Grindhouse actually said she said to Danielle
and I don't know she said it to you, that,
oh my god, that she listened to, uh, what do
you called some stuff from WBS and she was like,
oh my god, bbl's and she enjoyed our conversations about
the bbls the other week.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
And I remember what bbls.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Were, big Brazilian butt lifts.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Break Brazilian butt lifts, the Brazilian butt lifts. I feel
like I kind of remember that.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
You don't remember about the stinky BBL smell.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
That's pretty great smell. I don't like that. I don't
like the smelly butts.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
You know what else is kind of gross?

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Into the cupcakes because I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I swear to God, I don't want to eat buttcakes.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
So in the Louisiana there's a woman, her name is
Cynthia Perkins, and she was a teacher in Louisiana who,
you know, only a couple of years ago, was sentenced.
Oh I saw that. So forty one years in prison.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
For buttcakes.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Because because she served her students cupcakes laced with her
husband's sperm. How you doing over that? Meg?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
What the hell you can't tell Meggles? She's never gonna
eat cupcakes ever again.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Sneaks a cupcake. I'm just gonna make sure they don't
have any sperm in them. Now I have to double check.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
How are you going to check.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I'm gonna eat it first.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
It's gonna hold it under the black light.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Anything children right in that one little cupcake.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
That's disgusting, and the children are eating the children.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I'm done.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
I mean, that's the best part is moldering the kids.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
No, I'm just now question is I mean, is that considered.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Like that is considered so incredible?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Genocide?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
That child? No child genocide, that's what that is. Yeah. Wow,
I feeling infanticide? Actually, wow, Yeah, I know it's crazy.
I know.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Well, honestly, how did.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
People find out that there was sperm in the cupcakes?
So apparently somebody came over her house and saw it
in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
So apparently in twenty nineteen they found back and forth
evidence between their devices linking them to a different acts
of abuse and misconduct. So apparently, Yeah, she's serving a
one hundred year prison sentence for everybout the possibility of parole. Wow,
she testified against the husband. He did it. He made

(04:51):
me knuckle shuffle it all out and did a cupcakes.
He made the bata and then we used it in
the bata batter. The better baby batter butter, the better
batty baby butter. How nasty is that though, Like, I mean,
that's that's a pretty nasty story. Why would you, like,

(05:14):
what do you what do you get out of that?
Like what do you?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Kids? Sexy talk about it later when they're in bed,
they're like, baby, imagine those kids eating those cupcakes? A
nasty Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
I thought that was like kind of what.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
I loved it when little Julia ate that cupcake.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Isn't that right?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Ben?

Speaker 4 (05:39):
I have no idea what cupcake in the school? I'm
running good.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
I mean like, you don't know what's coming in you know,
that's freaking yeah, you don't know what's coming in? The cupcakes?
Oh what do you call it? So now the next
that I didn't even put this in there, but funny enough,
So there was a cake. I don't remember where it

(06:07):
was where it was, but there was a robbery in
a store. I might have just sent this to Danielle.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Oh, yes you did.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
There was a robbery in a store, and that they
were interviewing a kid that worked there, which was a
down syndrome kid. And they're like, well, you know so
and so you know, like you know, actually you know,
maybe I'll just send you the video.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
They basically asked you I think no. They asked him
like what what was he thinking when they came in?

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Right? Yeah? What it was said, what do you think?
What were you thinking when they came in?

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Because I guess they expect him to give, like, you know,
his side of the story about you know, like that
he was scared or what you know what I mean, like, uh,
like with something like this.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
How did he say?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
And he said, U donat the eggs here? I do
stuff with them.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
He said he did something things with them.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
He does things with the eggs.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, I told the reporter.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
He's like, what does he do to the eggs? What?

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (07:16):
One of the last things say it is that that
reminds me of something that I heard such a long
time ago, and I've been trying to find it ever since,
but I feel like it's just lost to the internet.
I swear to god, I heard this on a radio
show or I listened or or I read it somewhere.
But there was this dude I think he called into

(07:38):
a radio station to basically like like confess right that
he he does something with some of the products inside. No,
I think it was it was the father. The father
called and he was like, hey, I need you guys
to get rid of your entire soap aisle, And they
were like, what do you mean get rid of your

(08:01):
entire brims looking at a thing.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
You know, he's trying to find the video because I
just sent it.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
He's they're like, what do you mean you need to
get rid of the soul. He's like, he's like, my son,
my son has something wraw. You need to get rid
of the soap. And then like they drag it out
of him that apparently like his son has gone there
like over like a dozen times and has shoved a
bottle of soap in his ass and then put it

(08:29):
back on the shelf. Why tell them which soaps it was?
So they just need to get rid of all the bottles.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
And I swear to God I.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Heard this somewhere. I swear to God I heard this somewhere.
All right, go ahead to.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Do it from the beginning.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Why didn't you just send it to me and I
can play it? I did, I did, I did. I
did things to them, I did things to the eggs.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
I sometimes, I mean, I just feel like that. He
was like, give it a confession right there.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Confession.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
It wasn't the question that was asked but it was
the one he was answering.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
He confessed to a crime during a crime. I oh
my god, the egs, Oh my I did, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
On godly things with them.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well you know, look it
is what it is. I thought that was quite hilarious. Anyway,
why don't we do this. Let's take a quick break
and we'll be right back with someone with im brim skin.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
What are you doing with the eggs giving to Alex?

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Speaker 2 (13:19):
You thought you were getting me with something? No, and
I confused yourself, son.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
No, I just thought it was fun to come in
that way, you know, because because I don't come in
the eggs, that's what we learned. So I just wanted
to come in a fun way, you know. So I
was like.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Three the wording everywhere. Yeah this you go there?

Speaker 3 (13:42):
No, do that to the eggs, not me.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
So all right, So now I want you to queue
up the Whittaker family.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
I already have a bunch of videos.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
You send me a playlist, all right, So just I guess,
pick something out.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Pick something out?

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, and just I guess you could just play it
into the back round and watch it. I guess I
don't know something. We got to find something where they're
like communicating with each other. So the story about the
Whitaker family, they are apparently in what what it what
it seems to be the most isolated family in the
United States.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah, they're the most inbread family in the US.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
And they are the most inbred family as well. Just
looking at these people, you go, wow, all right, this
is very interesting. They live in a small area of
West Virginia named Odd, so that they live in Odd,
West Virginia.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
That's pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Did you did you hear that? Meg fun Odd, West Virginia, Meg,
Meg Odd, West Virginia.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
That's pretty odd.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Did you see these people? No, you hear these people talking?

Speaker 3 (14:55):
I know, I know absolutely, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
About that at all.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Listen, who's staying here? That's how they communicate. Oh my god,
that's how they communicate with each other. It's lots of sounds, sounds.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
How many generations is this now?

Speaker 2 (15:14):
I know at least four or five?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
I think he's yeah, you sure about that? Four or five?

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Could be more. I think it's not that many. Oh no,
it's been a lot.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
I think something had said that it goes back like,
it goes back pretty far back.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
I understand. That's all right, that's all right. Now, how
you guys been? I feel awful like because I'm not
trying to make fun of them. But at the end
of the day, like I don't know how to handle
this information. You know what I'm saying, Listen to that.
What are you show me?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
I'm aware what's over there.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
So he's taking the guy over. Now, watch he's gonna
take him over. He's showing Maybe they're not showing it
in this way, but he was taking him over to
see was his brother's grave that was literally across the
way in like the grass. Oh my god, yeah, said so.
Danielle said that they apparently just took three of them away.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Yeah, the state came, I believe, and uh like some
kind of you know, protective services or adult protective services
came and took three.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Of them, three of them.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Yeah, because it was two of the siblings, one of
their son, and they left two of the siblings still there.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
So she can talk, Lorraine doesn't look like she could talk.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
It's crazy, it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
I think she was one of the ones that that
was actually that they took.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Timmy's the one that died. I think Timmy, that one Timmy, Timmy,
I think is the one who died.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
What the Whitaker families generation are defined by a collapsed
family tree that began with two identical twin brothers. Their
children marry each other, creating a double first cousin relationship
that continued through the subsequent subsequent generations, leading to a
concentrated gene pool and some significant genetic disabilities and later members.
This pattern of intermarriage has resulted in generations with severe

(17:30):
health issues. Can I like see the tree like I
would like to see the tree?

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Click? I'm sure it's got to tell you how far
back it goes.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
You guys all look healthy, they all look healthy.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, all right, I just find it insane. You guys
had dinner yet?

Speaker 9 (17:50):
Have you had dinner yet? What are you guys going
to do for dinner tonight?

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah? It's yeah, But do you guys normally do? I mean,
it's all the same people. They're all doing each other
in that house from what it looks like.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
But I want to see, I want to see how
many generations this is the actual like family? You want
me to keep playing this?

Speaker 1 (18:16):
No?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
No, no, we could turn that off anyways. All right.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
So Henry Whittaker and John Whittaker Gay, So they had
two children, twin Whittaker. So the two the two of
them were identical twins, Henry and John were identical. They

(18:40):
each had a child, Harry and Sally, and Harry and
Sally got together and they they created John im Whittaker.
And then John married outside of the family, so not
in the family. It looks like John im Whitaker Mary

(19:00):
at a Rig, who then they gave birth to So.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
He married his first cousin. It's this thing I'm looking at,
says at a Rig is his first cousin? Yes, wonderful,
so within the family.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
And then so they gave birth to Gracie Irene Whittaker.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
And she later married her double first cousin, John Emery Whittaker.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
John Emery Whittaker.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Yes, and it's her double first.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Why can't I see the family tree for the rest
of these Why that's showing I wish. Oh that's a
more complex tree. What oh wow, wow, that is dad.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
And it's kind of hard to show a tree if
all the branches are the same. Alex alright, yeah, maybe
it's a shrub.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
That's very confusing. I don't even that's gonna hurt my brain.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Oh my god. Okay, So this so this goes back
to so when did the in bread start. It started
with well, the it started with oh, the Sarah. It
started with Sarah Sally Whittaker, right, Sarah and Henry Whittaker. Yes,
it started with them.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Well they yes, they got married.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Yes, right, So this started back in eighteen eighty seven.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
I told you it was went back. What you didn't
believe me?

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Well so one generation?

Speaker 8 (20:29):
Yeah, really, two generation, three generation, four generations. We're on
the fourth generation. I told you, at least like they.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
It's wow, that's why they can't even talk.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Holy crap.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
The mental I guess the other way to say it,
the mental retardation is that is that not that's not
okay to say.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
I feel like I don't.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
I don't think that's considered the term anymore.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
It's not what's the proper way to say.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
I imagine.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
I'm not trying to be rude. I'm saying like, I.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Think they just keep mentioning as far as like genetic
issues like physically and mentally disabled, I.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Mentally their mental disabilities.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
Yes, there you go. It's genetic and developmental disabilities is
what this states.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
So there you go.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
But you see how far back it goes. I think
part of it has to do it also where they
are in West Virginia, but also right like that, I
guess is a very small town, but West Virginia itself
is also you know, just kind of they're so secluded,
so I guess, you know, there's not very many chances

(21:46):
to come across other people or come in contact with people.
And that's how that went.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
I didn't think that it would be three generations. There's
a lot of generations of now four yeah, four generations
of in breeding.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
It was going on for a long time.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Well, it's the first one thought it was normal. Everybody
else thinks it's normal. They don't see anything wrong with it. Wow,
I mean that's the thing. And they're so so secluded again,
you know what I mean, Like they're just living in
seclusion over there. That the only people that they are
coming in contact with, I assume is just you know,
their own family members over there.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
So yeah, this this family tree, it has a lot
of crossing branches, yes, very many.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Well, you know, so as far as uh and John
and Gracie had one, two, three, four, five children, well
what not? From what I'm looking at. What I'm looking at,
it looks like fifteen.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
So I don't know now because the square how do
you walk around after that? How can you have fifteen children?

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Know what I'm looking at?

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen,
You're right.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
Brothers square general. I don't know. Is that are they?

Speaker 2 (23:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
I just feel like it's people that got married to
each other somehow, or maybe they had children. Is that?

Speaker 4 (23:27):
Or maybe they passed Is it for people who've passed
away or no? Maybe not because no, those are still.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
No, it's not those have birth and dead dates too.
I cannot figure out what the hell this chart means,
but it fascinates me.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
It will be your next deep dive rabbit hole.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
In bread. I don't think we'll be using that, all right,
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And we're back to living hell. Yeah we are, yeah,
closing out this family tree.

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Speaker 4 (26:54):
That was the timer.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Oh wops, don't don't do that.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Time are still going and time marches on.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
So there was a a chat we had to have
about Marcello.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
I love marshmellow. Mark is so nice. It sounds so
pretty sometimes.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Why are you looking at me like that? Are you
talking about I have a conversation to have about Marcello?
Why you don't want to talk about it?

Speaker 4 (27:27):
I don't know where this is going.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Well, what the hell is a Marcello?

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Marcello?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Is it like a really big Cello? Can I play it?
Does it have strings?

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Pretty much?

Speaker 3 (27:37):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
New what anyway?

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Tars have strings and I play those.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
So Marcello is actually a life sized rag doll? And
what do you call it?

Speaker 3 (27:48):
He was?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
He married a woman, a woman married him, I should say,
And what do you call it? They went viral and
they even raised three rag doll children. Uh, I don't
know if uh yeah, yeah, yeah, you had the link,
So what do you call it? And she she apparently

(28:11):
was in the hospital giving birth to their yarn children.
Wait and she said second, and she said, you me,
she found signs that her rag doll husband, Marcello had
been unfaithful while she was in the hospital. What. Yes,

(28:34):
she's trying to forgive him for the sake of their
unusual family. But yeah, look get him.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
He looks frightened.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Look at he doesn't look looks just like mar I
wonder he cheated on her?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Can you like? Can you imagine?

Speaker 3 (28:48):
I mean the man I always wanted. It's true, Marcello
got me pregnant. Wait did did she have a baby?

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Rag doll babies? Keep keep going, keep going, There you
go some more on in the hospital allowed this mental
midget to go in there and take pictures and to
act as if she was giving birth to a rag
doll child. That's what this is. This is the most

(29:21):
ridiculous thing that I've ever seen, and I've seen some
crazy stuff. Go to the next picture, the next picture. Well, here,
I'll show you if everybody wants to look over here, this.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Is This is them and the children.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Them and the children. Okay, them and the children.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
This isn't even a good sex robot.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
What the hell robot? Speaking of sex robots, I know
about a guy who married a sex doll.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
I think I've seen that robot.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
That makes sense, though you know it doesn't make it
makes It makes as little sense as this does.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Okay, that looksbolutely ridiculous. Have you seen what those sex
dolls look like? They're real? They look real, but they're not.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
One is absolute just insanity, right. I agree, I need
to bring out words that I don't even normally say,
like bonkers. What else can I say? No catastrophe, that's
too common of a word. I need something, something at
any that is total malarkey.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Danielle gets it all right. She understands this bonkness.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
I can't have you over here saying you understand and
like it's normal.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
It's not. No, that is not normal.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
No, I mean you know, like that's where the future
is going. You think I'm kidding. That's for some people.
Think Think about think about how half of this world
is working right about now? Who who feels that women
should just be in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant? Okay?
And what do you call it? Or just shut up and.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Think of all the domestic robot abuse that we're gonna say.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
I can't wait for that domestic robot and they're gonna
I hope.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Their robots fight back.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
They have the sex the sex robots that look pretty
much like a robot uprising, they look like real women,
and what do you call it? They do everything that
the robots.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
To replace the men. It'll be like robots have excellent
just have them absolutely able to lay pipe. All right,
women will never will never have to go out to
bars ever again. They're just gonna have sex with the
sex robots.

Speaker 8 (31:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
What they're gonna be named.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Women are gonna have the sex robots.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
They're gonna be named Ed and Nacio.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
All right.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
It was fine for the men to have, but the
women can have.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Sex robots.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Gonna be super.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
He's going to be really really tall, like over six foot. Yeah,
he's gonna have a light tan, super muscular. All right,
I'll take one right exactly exactly. They'll come in all
different sizes, all different models, for all different types of women.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
There you go. Yeah, they'll be tall enough to reach
your top of your cabinet.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
And then take you to the bedroom it dude, and
absolutely sell these bots.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Don't.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Don't even look at me that I.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Found a new day job. He's just gonna sell these
for a limic.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
If these bots existed and a salesperson job was required,
I think I would do great.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
He would apply.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Sales looking.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
But they're not is they're not They're not They're not
laying pipe like I need them to right now. That's
the problem.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
You tested it out you know, it's just it's not
it's not up to the standards, not up to the
standards of what of what women what I know these
women need.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
I'm a speaker for women on this matter.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
He's taken one for the team in more waste than one.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Well, why don't you practice, Megan, practice with you. Meg's
been wanting to practice with you.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Listen, the robots are such a disgrace that I don't
even want to show Meg these robots right now because
they are that, they are that underperforming. Okay, they're no she.
It has to be because I can't sell Meg. Okay,

(33:47):
I mean that won't cook. They need to be notable
and copyable. Okay, I can't make more of her. Yes,
we know that Meg can lay pipe, all right, but
that doesn't know any of us.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
I mean, she's the one, you know writing the AI script, right,
she's trading.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
I know the show went off the rails one talking
about the sex robot.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Yes, how many more times can we fit sex robot
into the episode?

Speaker 3 (34:19):
That should have been the word of the day.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
We were already screaming.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Everything's gonna scream in happiness from screaming to know thank
you if you had a sex robot, that wouldn't have happened.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Do you have anything to talk about in the second
before joke for everybody? You have a joke for everybody?
Is it a good one? It's all right? Does does
the crowd want to hear this joke that megls has
for us?

Speaker 4 (34:55):
I do all right? About what do you get when
you mix human DNA with horse DNA?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
A terrified farmer?

Speaker 4 (35:03):
I don't know if I get kicked out of the zoo.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
He didn't like that one.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
He did like and he just doesn't know what you say?

Speaker 10 (35:16):
Speechless, I don't know you stuff for him? WHOA no, no,
he said, you have something more for us, just the robots,
sex robots. But we're we've got time for more sexual robots.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
We have time for a minute.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
There was well I spoke about this on grind now,
but I think it's kind of like gross. What is it?
A mother and a daughter? Who? What do you call it? There?

Speaker 3 (35:40):
They do only fans together? Is that we're gonna talk about.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Mother and daughter? Both go viral because they revealed that
they're both pregnant by the same man.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
Ew what I go viral?

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Now?

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (35:51):
We had Maury and Jerry Springer for how many years?

Speaker 3 (35:54):
I think the only fans is worse.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
However, I think that's funny because when Danielle and I
were in Salem and we were hanging out with Bora
what we call on the street. We were sitting and
just having a private conversation and a woman comes over
and you had to interrupt, and she's like, I'm here
celebrating my divorce and we're like yeah. I was like,
you're at you want a divorce? I was congratulating her,

(36:20):
congratulating so what do you call it? So she was
what he called it, like, yeah, I'm here celebrating my divorce.
And we're like, well what okay, Like, well, what do
you you know? What what happened? I guess you know, Like,
what's the next thing you say to that? So she says, well,
I found out that my husband was cheating on me
with my mother.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Oh my god, my daughter.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
And wasn't it in Alabama too?

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Uh? Something like it was something like that where I
was like always it's not incest.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
That was the first time I think that that Bora
and I were both just we were we had not
I really wish I.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Had my phone out and I was taking video of
YouTube before like you got interrupted, Yeah, that whole moment,
because I would have caught that entire interaction and I
would have just replayed it.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Have you guys seen the famous It's it's gone viral
at this point. But there is this dude who does
like pizza reviews, and like he's not like super popular,
like he doesn't have like a lot of fans. But
there's one episode where he's in New York and he
tries to walk out with the pizza and he tries
to do the script I swear to God like close

(37:33):
to like fifteen times. He is forced to restart because
the people of New York would just not leave him alone.
Like it was just the most random people walking up
to him as he's holding this pizza and talking to
him and saying the most random things. And I was like,

(37:53):
oh my god, and it's and it went viral because
of like just how hilarious it is. Look it up,
Swear to God, just look up New York pizza review
and then I don't know, interruption, you'll probably find it.
It's funny. Anyway, that's it, and that was it.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
I mean, we were going to talk about what do
you call it. There was a whole thing that Danielle
sent about the lead singer from Offspring what do you
call it? Went to do a ceremony at a college.
But I guess he went to do the was the
commencement speech? You know you're the one who sent it.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Yes, but I didn't finish reading it, which is why
I sent it so that I could pinpoint it go
back to later.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Well, maybe we'll talk about it later then. Anyway, so
we will talk about it maybe next week. What are
you looking at?

Speaker 3 (38:42):
I found it unbelievable interruptions during pizza review?

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Go ahead, no, I'll play. That's the dude from what
do you call it from? Uh? Barstool? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
So anyway, anyway, all right, well that's about all the
time we have, late gentlemen for this week's with him Bribs.
Can we appreciate you, thank you for jumping on this
major roller coaster that we call w B S chaos.
I'm so sorry that you have to be on this
road too much with sex robots.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
I'm not ready yet.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Uh yeah, sperm cupcakes, all that jazz. Anyway, we will
see again, God willing next week and uh from all
of us to all of you. We appreciate you. See
you guys, real, real soon, Holla.
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