August 21, 2025 • 39 mins
WBS: Happy Birthday to Me… Brimstone. That’s Me. #323 -- The gang is at it again. Brimstone is joined by his wing-man Alex DaPonte and Brim’s wife Danielle as they chat about the current contest to win a 6ft Brimstone branded teddy bear from Vermont Teddy Bear, and then they discuss the new Lava Java special menu item coming to The Cup Coffeehouse in September. They discuss the Big Bertha the whiskey drinking cow with a Guinness World Record, a man who tried to go live with the wolves, and Sean Kingston’s legal issues. They discuss Randy the guinea pig, how many other guinea pigs he impregnated single handedly, and how they should send him over some cigars for all the babies he’s about to have. Brim explains what gets Within Brim's Skin.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to Within Brimskin with Me Brimstone, where every episode
is filled to the rim with more brim than you
can handle.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Stay tuned as I dive into a variety of topics
so I can get behind as well as the ones
that just brew me. So buckle up, strap in, because
it's about to go down. It's time. It's time. It's
Within Brimskin Time number three twenty three. Happy birthday to
(00:30):
me Brimstone. That's me, Yes, it's you, sing bitches?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Whoa what that noby birthday, dear bitchy birthday.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Dearday birthday?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Like what? What was what did you just say?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
You called us bitches?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
What?
Speaker 6 (01:04):
I said, Happy birthday to my love.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Love Oh oh and I said happy Stone, Okay, yeah,
that was on me.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I didn't say any of those things.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh did you?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I was laughing.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
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Speaker 3 (01:30):
World These three bitches.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
Wow brought to you by Brimstone's birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Wow, so my birthday is tomorrow in terms of when
this comes in.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
No, it's not. Oh okay, you have birthdays on Friday. Yes,
ah okay, so then you are correct.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I know I'm breasted.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
See I like it when you correct me for that.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Bad Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So uh. A few people have not listened to the
Foxy Fox and Big Line Daddy Show as of yet.
You might want to catch this week's episode. It is
absolutely ridiculous, hilarious. Get a little bit of a sticky situation.
Absolutely so if you're going to start off and you
want to find out how ridiculously gross that show is. Yeah,
(02:20):
it's it's like that. That one was almost as bad
as Dirty Little Secrets.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
It's my favorite show. I love I love our show.
Oh great, but I get to just unload.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
But you don't want to what I see? What you
did there? What there? You go? Anyway? So anyway, so
you guys want to check that show out, Uh, be
be great. But yeah, it was a very interesting episode
(02:50):
that that we just interesting least. I also want to
keep you guys up to date if you are hearing
this on the day that it comes out and even
tomorrow for my birthday. You have until eleven fifty nine
pm Eastern Standard time to win that six foot Vermont
teddy Bear. So if you want to win a six
(03:13):
foot snugly, cuddly Vermont teddy Bear, all you gotta do
is literally follow myself at the real Brimstone and Vermont
teddy Bear at VT teddy Bear on Instagram. And you
already right there. You're you're entered into the content. So
it is. It is absolutely so easy to win. It's
ridiculous to not join in that entire jamboree of wonderfulness.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Yeah, whether you want it for yourself or as a gift.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, if you. I mean, first of all, if you're
a guy in is like, oh I wouldn't want that
teddy Bear? First of all, yeah you do. Second of all.
Second of all, I'm gonna tell you right now, like
if you are a guy who doesn't have any female
in your life or male you know bending.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Are No, I'm saying that that you could have a
bed mate.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
The gift it to somebody, you know what I mean.
There might be a little girl in your life, you know,
a young boy in your life, or you know, or
an adult male.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Who not a replacement for ae is.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
A female in their head or whatever it is. You
know it's yeah, you know, like hey, listen, like you
know what I'm saying that.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
A children with any kid would any kid.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That's why it's a little girl little boy to have
a girlfriend, a.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
Wife, giant teddy Bear to play the playroom, add that
to their bedroom.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I'm going to crawl inside the teddy.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Bear parties with it, scare people.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah. I was trying to say, get down on a
public bench in the in the teddy Bear. I'm going
to act like it's a teddy Bear, act normally natural.
When they start like poking me and stuff, I'm gonna
be like a freak him out.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Wow, that's what I'm gonna I scared the crap out
of Kim with it yesterday and then I'm going to
be arrested yesterday on Monday. It was amazing. She walked
in the door, looked at me like waved light and
then turn around. It was hilarious because.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
You've got it sitting at her desk.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah. I was so upset that I hadn't started filming yet.
But anyway, Yeah, so again, go follow both accounts. You'll
absolutely love it. If you win, you'll thank me. It
is so awesome. And it's wearing a Brimstone T shirt.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
So how cool is the one that I'm winning wearing
a Brimstone T shirt wins it? Really? Yes, I'm going
to make sure to take the T shirt off. Well
you're gonna wear the T shirt?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Wow, I appreciate that. That's really nice of you.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Specifically as a dig at you. I got to take
a picture and send it to you and be like,
look what I did.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
All right?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Today's secret word is Alex is a dick. We knew
not a word that we can make it into one word.
If you say it word, you say it really fast.
Well from can't count.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Well, look, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
It's going to be his birth that he's getting up there.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
You know why? You're right? It's your bride, shouldn't. I'm
so sorry, So I apologize anyway.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Also, if you guys are on Long Island or you
come to visit the Long Island area anytime time in September,
what do you call it? If you stop over at
the Cup Coffee House which is in Wance On, New York.
They actually we haven't put up the video yet, but
well it might be out actually as of this record,
I don't know. It doesn't matter anyway, we have a
special September one. We have a new drink that we
(06:44):
put together. It's called Brimstone's Lava Java, and it is
absolutely awesome.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
He doesn't like coffee.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's so obnoxious.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
That's the one thing that I'm allowed to say gross too,
that you have his coffee.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
I feel like enough.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I have said that all of your other products are
absolutely scrumptuous.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Well, this is odd because it is.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
But at the end of the day, well, I don't
drink September seasonal menu.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Look out for the Brimstones Lava Java.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, it's going to be awesome. You're gonna be excited
for it because it's delicious. Anyway, that being said, I'm
gonna try me. Oh, we have plenty of.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Can you make a non java lava java? Is that
a thing that I can.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Have a Brimstone Lava?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Can I have a Brimstone lava? Careful what you ask for?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Do you want me to be like the doctor and
the other video?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
No, I really don't. I want it to come from
that restaurant that you don't want it to come out
from anything. I don't want it to come from you.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
You don't want it coming at all.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
No lava coming from Brimston coming at all.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
No, no you don't. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
We kind of gave away the whole took a turn.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
No, trust me, there's some twists and turns there.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
They won't see it.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
What else you got, Okay? So anyway, Yeah, it's one
of my favorite coffee places. So you know, it was
really really fun to go do that with him. Also,
I believe as of this coming out, the new video
with Java Doodles should be out. It's the Ski Story,
which is a lot of fun. So if if it
(08:22):
is great, if it's not, it will be out soon
and hopefully you guys will enjoy that as well.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
That was a lot of fun to record. I really
enjoyed doing that one.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
It was good. I mean we had to cut it
so much, which.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Oh my god. I mean yeah, but you always write,
you know, you always fluff up your scripts always, and
I understand why because.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Listen you, I know, you tell the story.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
You want to paint a picture, and you're famous for
saying to make you know, to make a long story longer.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
To make a long story longer. He's a very he's
a very fluffy person. Brim is a lot of fluff,
so we needed to cut the fluff. The fluff needed
to be cut. I'm sorry we needed to make a
short Brimstone.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
I don't know that that exists. I don't know short
of a Brimstone story, A mini.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
A mini Brimstone. If you's a Brimstone, I could little
fist in my pocket.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
He's got to set the tone.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
He's got to give you the pocket. You the story
in a good fun format, so this way you can.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Enjoy, you paint you an entire picture.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
And to the point, pocket Brimstone, what do you need
the clip notes version Brimstone, Pocket Brimstone. Yeah, it's the
little brimstone that gives you just the tad, just the
one sentence advice, just so that way you could ace
your math test, So that way you could do anything
in life. You'll be able to pass that driver's test,
you'll be able to ask that girl out, all because
(09:47):
of the pocket Brimstone.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Wow, I'm powerful. Huh you really are. That's pretty clearly
clearly powerful. You know what?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
That doctor a girl. That doctor, because he wasn't wearing clothes,
didn't have a pocket Brimstone and look what happened to him?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Okay, bad things? Well, also, what do you call it?
Ladies and gentlemen, If you would like to check it out,
it is now on my scriptures page on my official website.
But if you would like to check out the article,
it's called Brimstone on what it takes to become an
award winning chef or restaurant tour. I did that with Medium,
so you can go check that out. It was a
(10:22):
lot of fun and uh yeah, hopefully you guys will
go see it and read it and enjoy it and
you know, give me feedback if you want. But anyway,
that being said, that's about all the time we have
for this segment. We'll be right back with more Within Brimskin.
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That was very aggressive.
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It was very aggressive, very aggressive. I don't know, I
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You want to be really aggressive, I'm gonna be aggressive.
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Right be progressive, be I'm gonna I'm gonna be very
aggressive right now because I'm going to talk about it
possible that I don't like and I'm gonna give you
a guess on who it is. So dom Hussein, No,
I mean I didn't like him either, but I mean
it's not somebody who I would rip into.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Oh okay, who do you think it would be? For real?
Haul Calgan?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
No, why would I rip into?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I have no idea. No, because he said some not
stuck good stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna put
that out there. That's bad juju. So what come on?
Give me? Give me. You really don't know who I'm
going to talk about.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
I really don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I honestly thought you were gonna say, oh, Kanye West,
because I normally would rip into Kanye West.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I was gonna say, I was gonna say Donald Trump.
But I didn't want to be political.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
No, no, no, no, no, not not this time. But
this this one is this one. There's more than enough
to say about him.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
I know how you feel about him, but like I was, like,
I don't want to do that this episode, this.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Is completely different. So I so you're gonna rip Wait,
this is a different person than they have not ripped
on we are they've pretty much been inconsequential and and
haven't hasn't gone anywhere since like twenty years ago.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
We're swapping. You're going to rip on Kanye. You're going
to tell me about Kanye stories, not conk I'm so excited, right,
not Kanye.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Oh I just said that it's not Kanye. I thought
you were going to think that it was Man.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
You got my hopes up.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
No, this is my hopes even my smash.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
This is why your stories take forever.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Because so years ago, years ago. Funny enough, you said
Hulk Hogan. I was supposed to co host an event
with Hulk Hogan for one of the big radio stations. Okay,
I was going there. It was yeah, so Mega So
I was right, Yeah, so it was Mega Jam whatever.
(17:57):
It was here on Long Island. It was out east
and it was like this giant festival where like a
lot of the names that were there were just about
to blow up. We're talking about Justin Bieber l M
F A O, A couple other people, and then then
the one that I really dislike, Sean Kingston.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Sean Kingston, a little Sean Kingston.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
If you don't know who that is, I I'm sure
most people don't because he's so inconsequential and insignificant.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
What do you mean most people don't he's.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Hits.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah, he's gonna take lots of hits in prison. So
what do you call it? This guy was.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Known for that on the dance girl.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Whatever the hell it is?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Do I know? Beautiful girls?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I don't know. Is that beautiful girls? Is that him?
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
It is it is?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Well? Anyway, so what do you call it? That's it?
Fire Brennan on the dance floor?
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Is that performance was fantastic?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I'm sure it was okay? So while I was never
to st okay, So I was backstage and what do
you call it? And Danielle and the kids went out
front of the kids with a little time, and they
went out front to go watch. They had all access passes,
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all right, and they were able to come into the back,
you know, back and forth whenever they please, and what
do you call it? And by the way, Hulkogan actually canceled,
he did not show up. So that being said, I'm
in the back and they're out front. Now. After Sean
Kingston got off stage, right, Danielle and the kids tried
coming back to come meet with me. Back into the
(19:39):
back area and into the the you know the backstage area,
and when we were back there, I don't don't play
his trash on my show.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
I also know, take you there, you know, I get
I forgot exactly I will go go something like.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
That anyway, So she tried to get into the back.
She tried to get into the back, and the the
you know, the the person at the gate was refused
to let her in. She's like, but I have an
all access passed. My husband is Brimstone, he's in the back.
He's one of the one of the celebrity guests. Blah
blah blah. And the guy wouldn't. He was being a
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you know, no, you're not allowed back here. So I
went she messaged me, and I came straight to the
gate and I went off on this dude and I
took them and I said, get your asses in here.
And the guy's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know
it's it's the orders came from from Sean Kingston's people.
I'm like, Sean Kingston. First of all, at the time,
I didn't even know who the hell the guy was.
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I said, that's first of all, I said, who the
hell se Sean Kingston. The guy was on stage, So
that's awesome, I said, I said, who cares? I said,
this is the this is my family. You know, you
don't keep them in, you know, keep them out there.
I'm backstage, they have all access passes.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
That's right, Sean Kingston.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
So so he's like, I'm sorry, I was just following out.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
You ain't no king. So I said that no king protest.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
At that time, I was super pissed off because my
my ego was hugely flying back when, and I was like,
there's no way I'm gonna let this little pissant sit
and you know, dictate whether my family could come into
the backstage area or not when I'm sitting back there
waiting for them.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Wait a second, so I don't think I heard you correctly.
So did you say that you had a bigger ego
back then?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yeah? My god, Well you get you get older, you know, wiser.
I still have an ego, but it's not not as
big as it was then. So anyway, and at least
I deserve my ego at this point. I didn't necessarily
deserve it then, but regardless, at the end of the day,
So I was I draw, I was pissed. So I
turned around and I saw this little piss aant with
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twenty security guards around him, and I went straight for
him and I started calling him out, and they ran
him out like a little bitch. You know what I mean,
you know, because who the hef for you? Who the
he for you? Right?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
He's Sean Kingston?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Right? Was I wrong? Was I wrong? And then and
then Samantha walked the red carpet with Justin Bieber, You
know what I mean? I mean like that? That was that?
That all happened. Now, however, many years later, this jackass,
because he is a jackass, was apparently sentenced to forty
two months in prison for wire fraud him and his mommy.
I saw that, Yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
I saw when I typed in his name, I saw
that he uh or what did they say? Sean Kingston
American singer Uh John Kingston jailed for three and a
half years and for one million luxury fraud. Yeah, so
he's in prison.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
He's officially been sentenced in his federal wire fraud case,
receiving a sentence close to what his lawyers asked for, which,
I mean, look, the guy, the guy is, you know,
apparently he was doing some ff crap. I don't know
all the details, but I know it was him and
his mom, you know, and she was sentenced to five years.
So yeah, like I again, I don't know all the
(22:54):
dirty details. Well, the fact of the matter is is,
you know what if he was a prick back then,
and again, maybe it didn't even come from him, but
he didn't stop, He didn't have anything to say. He
just they ran, you know, off with me with twenty
bodyguards running out. So this way, I didn't get over it.
I was also a lot you know, louder. May know
I'm louder now I think.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
But anyway, that's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I was pissed. I was super pissed, and you know, nobody,
nobody was telling me anything and anyway, So regardless, usually,
you know, I'll admit, like if it's my fault, Like
when Sebastian back pissed me off, I admitted that it
was my fault.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
I forgot what song he does that skid Row.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
He does a lot of songs, you'th gone wild.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I didn't realize that he was in skid Row.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yes he was.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
He also in like his own thing or not?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yes, yes, yes, but he's he's was the lead singer
of skid Row. Gotcha that when when he was young
and pretty.
Speaker 15 (23:48):
You know.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah. Anyway, so I uh, I am, you know, not
calling him out. So I'm just basically saying, hey, you
know this is this is news. He uh basically they
asked for leniency because he faced up to six years
of incarceration. But whatever, it is, what it is. You know,
he got some just desserts and uh, you know, you
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were doing shady things, and you can have shady things happen.
That's all absolutely pay back money money to victims of
his crime. So I don't know. Again, I don't know.
I don't know. I haven't seen this guy in how
many years? When was that?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I don't know?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
You tell me two thousand and nine, all right, so wow,
sixteen years. Wow. So it's almost as long or longer
than when when Kanye pissed me off? When did when
did that happen?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
That was when when Kanye went.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
That was when gold gold Member, not gold Member, gold Digger.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Okay, gold gold that's, by the way, the only Kanye
song that I actually know, Okay, gold Digger is gold Digger.
I found that out recently, and yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Okay. So the two were convicted of falsely claiming they
sent money transfers for goods, then keeping the goods even
after it was revealed the transfers didn't go through. But
you know, I'm sure he'll be perfectly fine. He'll get
out of jail. He'll probably do a minimal sentence. He'll
get out of jail scott free, you know. Or or
he'll be pardoned by the president. So yep, anyway, what
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do you call it? Just lay Maxwell? So well, we're
gonna we're gonna end this segment on that. We'll be
right back with some more Within Brimskin.
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Speaker 5 (28:20):
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Speaker 3 (28:20):
What that our first non aggressive introel bringing it down.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
It absolutely hates when I go off on things like that.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Oh yeah, I mean, isn't that the whole purpose of
your show? So yeah, I thought there was the whole point,
So go on. That's why I derail it for your enjoyment.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
You derail it for her enjoyment.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Yeah, for her enjoyment makes her laugh, So she's laughing.
I know the audience is laughing.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Now this this story, this story is quite possibly has
been debunked, but it it's so stupid that it could
very well be true. Sorry, I'm about to tell you
tell us.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
I'm the suspense is killing me.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, So there was a Colorado man who got mauled,
whoa after attempting to join a wolf pack?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Was that the guy in so he dressed up? I
sent you the link. I sent you the link to
it is a whole story. The guy dressed up in
a custom wolf.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
Outfit and so do we have has been fact checked?
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Is this real?
Speaker 2 (29:31):
The thing is is I think that they that they Okay,
see it says was not mauled, and so, like I said,
I think it was debunked, but the story makes so
much it could really be a true story. That is
the one thing I mean.
Speaker 8 (29:44):
That I feel like it could be a true story
based on he was not mauled attempting to join a
wolf pack?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
All right, but open it up because the story.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Itself story from a satire Websit is.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Just absolutely hysterical. So basically what it said was that
this guy, which again they're saying it's not true. But
I can almost guarantee that somebody truthfully probably did this.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Is this the photo that they had with I would
not believe this for a moment.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
If I saw this. That's not necessarily a picture from
when it happened.
Speaker 8 (30:18):
The fact that people are as stupid as they are,
where they're like climbing into enclosures in like zoos or parks,
They're like going past guardrails, they're going you know what
I mean, Like they're trying to take pictures with animals
that they find in the wilds.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Reminds me of the Joe Rogan thing he said that
kids were crapping in litterboxes. They got in fact checked online.
That had to be like, oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
The fact that people are dumb enough to do those things, though,
I would. I see this as it's definitely a believable
story because we've seen people do some pretty dumb stuff.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
This is hilarious. I love this.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
So they said that in the in this fake article,
it said basically that the what do you call it?
That the guy went running into the wolf pack and he.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Attempted to integrate himself into an actual package.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Of child to throw meat at them to make.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Twenty eight year old Loupis Moon Howl, legally known as
Brian Sanders, was spotted crawling on all fours in faux
for a tire, complete with a tail, plastic fangs, and
a bluetooth speaker playing recorded howls. That's hilarious when it
(31:39):
is to say that Sanders approached the wolves tossing raw
hamburger meat in their direction as a gesture of good friendship.
The wolves reportedly responded by chasing him nearly three hundred
yards before testing his durable ability with a series of
bites and swipes a game. Morden on the scene describe
the encounter as the fastest I've ever seen somebody regret
a lifestyle choice.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
And so this is the the fake story that went viral.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
I mean, belie, this is this is more believable than
there is no epstein.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
I would not believe this. I'm not gonna lie. If
you sent me this article, I'd be like, there's no
way this happened.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I did send it to you, and you I would
not believe it.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
People that are just like, hey, look there's a bear
in the woods. Let me go touch it, let me
take a picture, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
And I love the video of the woman. I don't
know if you've seen it, but like a bear like
approaches or she gets kind of close, and so she
like pepper sprays it and then she's like, get away
from my boat, bear, leave my boat alone. And then
the bear just absolutely destroys it. It's almost like it
was listening to her saying, leave my boat alone. You
(32:50):
know what, you know what, screw you woman, I'm gonna
screw up your brother. We have to listen to it.
It is hilarious. Do you see what I mean?
Speaker 8 (33:00):
Things like that that are real story Like that was
a real story.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
That's what I believe.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
That there are dumb things and people are stupid and
do the dumbest things ever.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
I feel like a story believe.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
I'm gonna go jump over and into the gate.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Somebody tried to integrate into a pack of wolves without
the costume. But they just tried to integrate like just
I don't normally, I guess I would believe that.
Speaker 8 (33:29):
The costume is so that they look like they be long. Yeah,
it doesn't look like man is coming to join us.
I don't look like some kind of critters to join us.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
On a minute, don't you remember not too long ago,
the man who had or no, it was the man
who had the dog outfit and it was what do
you call it? And they like, he pretended he was
a dog, and to other dogs, they thought that he.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Was a dog. No, they didn't think that he was
a dog. I'm pretty sure other dogs, other dogs knew
that he was not a dog.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Dogs are smart, Yeah, dogs they its Japan or something.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Yes, the fake that I remember that, Okay, but what's
your argue.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
So that's real, that's really happening. You're gonna tell me
that you can't picture some moron.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Going you can go into the world with the wolves
and I could live with them.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
You know what this sounds like? You know what this
sounds like.
Speaker 8 (34:24):
No, when SpongeBob went to live with the jellyfish, oh.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yeah, and he didn't do it as a jellyfish. See
if you again, if you send me this story and
he got as a regular person belonging, I would believe.
I would actually believe it. More they got rid of
his clothes. I would actually believe if you told me
that a naked man went into the woods and tried
to live with wolves.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
That's how SpongeBob did it.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
I would believe it more than the story that you said.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Well, would you believe that there was a cow named
Big Bertha that drank whiskey and lived to be forty
eight years old? And apparently is that fact checked? I
have I haven't fact checked this. Supposedly Supposedly she listen.
I'm just these are funny stories they saw. Wait, I
(35:10):
do have a funny Storyly, she holds the Guinness World
Record for the oldest cow ever recorded.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
But I would appreciate the story if it's real.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Well find out see what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
The cow that drank whiskey and lived to forty eight sure.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
And had and had thirty nine babies. Apparently, what do
you call.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
The whiskey drinking cow named Bertha lived to be to
forty eight Snopes dot com. Sure, let's go to Snopes mixture.
What's true? Big Bertha cow owned by a name Jerry
O'Leary who lived in Salem Country Carrie ire List says
Sneam whatever indeed lived to the age of forty eight
and birth thirty nine calves, setting two Guinness World records.
The evidence is that Big Birth of Health raised the
(35:51):
significant funds for cancer research through the public appearances uh
and charity events. However, we are unable to independently verify
the exact sum that Birth of Health raised, nor were
we able to verify that the cow drank whiskey, as
it relies so lean O'Leary's account with no independent sources
or corroborating evidence.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Okay, so now.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Another story that's spread on social media.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
I do have another one. Now, this is this is
there are pictures of the cow. However, however, they could
be you know, AI pictures. You never know, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (36:23):
Check her fingers?
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Check? Uh, good idea because this one right here one, two, three, four,
five six. I think this one has six.
Speaker 6 (36:31):
Because I don't think cow shouldn't have any fingers.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Darnlu with the cow.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
All right, guys, let me introduce you to Randy the
guinea pig. He has made the rounds on social media.
Oh no, he is famous. You want to know why.
So they there was this like guinea pig sanctuary or
something like that, where they had separated the male and
(36:56):
female guinea pigs. Randy had some broken into the female
pen and impregnated not one, not two, not that. I'm
just gonna skip all the way to it. He impregnated
all one hundred that were in the pen, one hundred.
(37:17):
So the park has now anticipated around four hundred offspring
and they only have one father, Randy.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
When when the guinea pigs do, they only have.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
One at like four, So they're gonna have about four
hundred babies and Randy is the father of all of them.
And this is the guinea pig in question. To look
at him, he's about to become the father of four hundred.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
We'll have to make sure we send some cigars.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Oh. Also, it was noted, it was noted that uh
that when he was in the pen, he was the
only guinea pig to lose weight and be exhausted, you know, like.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
The thing, I mean, worked himself to death.
Speaker 9 (38:15):
He did.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
He didn't stop until every one of them we're pregnant,
literally every single one, all one hundred.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
How did you know he didn't get the second one
one a second time?
Speaker 4 (38:26):
I don't That's why he was so tired.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
He just doubled back.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
What a way to go anyway, So that's about all
the time we have for within brim skin. Thank you
so much for tuning in. Uh what what what? What are
you looking at me for what do you call it? Uh?
You know I'm another year older, thank thank.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
Thankfully, and another year wiser I hope.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Anyway, thanks so much for tuning in every single week,
make sure he doesn't have been on the social media,
and as always, we'll see you god willing next week.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Night people, and remember the words of the wise, be
like Randy s if he wakes down. Night
Welcome to Within Brimskin with Me Brimstone, where every episode
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Dearday birthday?
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Like what? What was what did you just say?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
You called us bitches?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
What?
Speaker 6 (01:04):
I said, Happy birthday to my love.
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Love Oh oh and I said happy Stone, Okay, yeah,
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You might want to catch this week's episode. It is
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Absolutely so if you're going to start off and you
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it's it's like that. That one was almost as bad
as Dirty Little Secrets.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
It's my favorite show. I love I love our show.
Oh great, but I get to just unload.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
But you don't want to what I see? What you
did there? What there? You go? Anyway? So anyway, so
you guys want to check that show out, Uh, be
be great. But yeah, it was a very interesting episode
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that that we just interesting least. I also want to
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Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, if you. I mean, first of all, if you're
a guy in is like, oh I wouldn't want that
teddy Bear? First of all, yeah you do. Second of all.
Second of all, I'm gonna tell you right now, like
if you are a guy who doesn't have any female
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bed mate.
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The gift it to somebody, you know what I mean.
There might be a little girl in your life, you know,
a young boy in your life, or you know, or
an adult male.
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Speaker 2 (04:20):
A female in their head or whatever it is. You
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know what I'm saying that.
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Bear parties with it, scare people.
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Yeah. I was trying to say, get down on a
public bench in the in the teddy Bear. I'm going
to act like it's a teddy Bear, act normally natural.
When they start like poking me and stuff, I'm gonna
be like a freak him out.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Wow, that's what I'm gonna I scared the crap out
of Kim with it yesterday and then I'm going to
be arrested yesterday on Monday. It was amazing. She walked
in the door, looked at me like waved light and
then turn around. It was hilarious because.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
You've got it sitting at her desk.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah. I was so upset that I hadn't started filming yet.
But anyway, Yeah, so again, go follow both accounts. You'll
absolutely love it. If you win, you'll thank me. It
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Speaker 3 (05:31):
So how cool is the one that I'm winning wearing
a Brimstone T shirt wins it? Really? Yes, I'm going
to make sure to take the T shirt off. Well
you're gonna wear the T shirt?
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Wow, I appreciate that. That's really nice of you.
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Specifically as a dig at you. I got to take
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look what I did.
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All right?
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Today's secret word is Alex is a dick. We knew
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If you say it word, you say it really fast.
Well from can't count.
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Well, look, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
It's going to be his birth that he's getting up there.
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You know why? You're right? It's your bride, shouldn't. I'm
so sorry, So I apologize anyway.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Also, if you guys are on Long Island or you
come to visit the Long Island area anytime time in September,
what do you call it? If you stop over at
the Cup Coffee House which is in Wance On, New York.
They actually we haven't put up the video yet, but
well it might be out actually as of this record,
I don't know. It doesn't matter anyway, we have a
special September one. We have a new drink that we
(06:44):
put together. It's called Brimstone's Lava Java, and it is
absolutely awesome.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
He doesn't like coffee.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's so obnoxious.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
That's the one thing that I'm allowed to say gross too,
that you have his coffee.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
I feel like enough.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I have said that all of your other products are
absolutely scrumptuous.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Well, this is odd because it is.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
But at the end of the day, well, I don't
drink September seasonal menu.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Look out for the Brimstones Lava Java.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, it's going to be awesome. You're gonna be excited
for it because it's delicious. Anyway, that being said, I'm
gonna try me. Oh, we have plenty of.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Can you make a non java lava java? Is that
a thing that I can.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Have a Brimstone Lava?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Can I have a Brimstone lava? Careful what you ask for?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Do you want me to be like the doctor and
the other video?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
No, I really don't. I want it to come from
that restaurant that you don't want it to come out
from anything. I don't want it to come from you.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
You don't want it coming at all.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
No lava coming from Brimston coming at all.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
No, no you don't. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
We kind of gave away the whole took a turn.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
No, trust me, there's some twists and turns there.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
They won't see it.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
What else you got, Okay? So anyway, Yeah, it's one
of my favorite coffee places. So you know, it was
really really fun to go do that with him. Also,
I believe as of this coming out, the new video
with Java Doodles should be out. It's the Ski Story,
which is a lot of fun. So if if it
(08:22):
is great, if it's not, it will be out soon
and hopefully you guys will enjoy that as well.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
That was a lot of fun to record. I really
enjoyed doing that one.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
It was good. I mean we had to cut it
so much, which.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Oh my god. I mean yeah, but you always write,
you know, you always fluff up your scripts always, and
I understand why because.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Listen you, I know, you tell the story.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
You want to paint a picture, and you're famous for
saying to make you know, to make a long story longer.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
To make a long story longer. He's a very he's
a very fluffy person. Brim is a lot of fluff,
so we needed to cut the fluff. The fluff needed
to be cut. I'm sorry we needed to make a
short Brimstone.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
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of a Brimstone story, A mini.
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Speaker 2 (09:17):
He's got to give you the pocket. You the story
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Speaker 6 (09:24):
Enjoy, you paint you an entire picture.
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the clip notes version Brimstone, Pocket Brimstone. Yeah, it's the
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Speaker 3 (09:55):
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didn't have a pocket Brimstone and look what happened to him?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Okay, bad things? Well, also, what do you call it?
Ladies and gentlemen, If you would like to check it out,
it is now on my scriptures page on my official website.
But if you would like to check out the article,
it's called Brimstone on what it takes to become an
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so you can go check that out. It was a
(10:22):
lot of fun and uh yeah, hopefully you guys will
go see it and read it and enjoy it and
you know, give me feedback if you want. But anyway,
that being said, that's about all the time we have
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That was aggressive.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
That was very aggressive.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
It was very aggressive, very aggressive. I don't know, I
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Speaker 2 (16:00):
You want to be really aggressive, I'm gonna be aggressive.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Right be progressive, be I'm gonna I'm gonna be very
aggressive right now because I'm going to talk about it
possible that I don't like and I'm gonna give you
a guess on who it is. So dom Hussein, No,
I mean I didn't like him either, but I mean
it's not somebody who I would rip into.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Oh okay, who do you think it would be? For real?
Haul Calgan?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
No, why would I rip into?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I have no idea. No, because he said some not
stuck good stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna put
that out there. That's bad juju. So what come on?
Give me? Give me. You really don't know who I'm
going to talk about.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
I really don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I honestly thought you were gonna say, oh, Kanye West,
because I normally would rip into Kanye West.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I was gonna say, I was gonna say Donald Trump.
But I didn't want to be political.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
No, no, no, no, no, not not this time. But
this this one is this one. There's more than enough
to say about him.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
I know how you feel about him, but like I was, like,
I don't want to do that this episode, this.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Is completely different. So I so you're gonna rip Wait,
this is a different person than they have not ripped
on we are they've pretty much been inconsequential and and
haven't hasn't gone anywhere since like twenty years ago.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
We're swapping. You're going to rip on Kanye. You're going
to tell me about Kanye stories, not conk I'm so excited, right,
not Kanye.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Oh I just said that it's not Kanye. I thought
you were going to think that it was Man.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
You got my hopes up.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
No, this is my hopes even my smash.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
This is why your stories take forever.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Because so years ago, years ago. Funny enough, you said
Hulk Hogan. I was supposed to co host an event
with Hulk Hogan for one of the big radio stations. Okay,
I was going there. It was yeah, so Mega So
I was right, Yeah, so it was Mega Jam whatever.
(17:57):
It was here on Long Island. It was out east
and it was like this giant festival where like a
lot of the names that were there were just about
to blow up. We're talking about Justin Bieber l M
F A O, A couple other people, and then then
the one that I really dislike, Sean Kingston.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Sean Kingston, a little Sean Kingston.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
If you don't know who that is, I I'm sure
most people don't because he's so inconsequential and insignificant.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
What do you mean most people don't he's.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Hits.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah, he's gonna take lots of hits in prison. So
what do you call it? This guy was.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Known for that on the dance girl.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Whatever the hell it is?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Do I know? Beautiful girls?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I don't know. Is that beautiful girls? Is that him?
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
It is it is?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Well? Anyway, so what do you call it? That's it?
Fire Brennan on the dance floor?
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Is that performance was fantastic?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I'm sure it was okay? So while I was never
to st okay, So I was backstage and what do
you call it? And Danielle and the kids went out
front of the kids with a little time, and they
went out front to go watch. They had all access passes,
(19:17):
all right, and they were able to come into the back,
you know, back and forth whenever they please, and what
do you call it? And by the way, Hulkogan actually canceled,
he did not show up. So that being said, I'm
in the back and they're out front. Now. After Sean
Kingston got off stage, right, Danielle and the kids tried
coming back to come meet with me. Back into the
(19:39):
back area and into the the you know the backstage area,
and when we were back there, I don't don't play
his trash on my show.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
I also know, take you there, you know, I get
I forgot exactly I will go go something like.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
That anyway, So she tried to get into the back.
She tried to get into the back, and the the
you know, the the person at the gate was refused
to let her in. She's like, but I have an
all access passed. My husband is Brimstone, he's in the back.
He's one of the one of the celebrity guests. Blah
blah blah. And the guy wouldn't. He was being a
(20:16):
you know, no, you're not allowed back here. So I
went she messaged me, and I came straight to the
gate and I went off on this dude and I
took them and I said, get your asses in here.
And the guy's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know
it's it's the orders came from from Sean Kingston's people.
I'm like, Sean Kingston. First of all, at the time,
I didn't even know who the hell the guy was.
(20:36):
I said, that's first of all, I said, who the
hell se Sean Kingston. The guy was on stage, So
that's awesome, I said, I said, who cares? I said,
this is the this is my family. You know, you
don't keep them in, you know, keep them out there.
I'm backstage, they have all access passes.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
That's right, Sean Kingston.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
So so he's like, I'm sorry, I was just following out.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
You ain't no king. So I said that no king protest.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
At that time, I was super pissed off because my
my ego was hugely flying back when, and I was like,
there's no way I'm gonna let this little pissant sit
and you know, dictate whether my family could come into
the backstage area or not when I'm sitting back there
waiting for them.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Wait a second, so I don't think I heard you correctly.
So did you say that you had a bigger ego
back then?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yeah? My god, Well you get you get older, you know, wiser.
I still have an ego, but it's not not as
big as it was then. So anyway, and at least
I deserve my ego at this point. I didn't necessarily
deserve it then, but regardless, at the end of the day,
So I was I draw, I was pissed. So I
turned around and I saw this little piss aant with
(21:41):
twenty security guards around him, and I went straight for
him and I started calling him out, and they ran
him out like a little bitch. You know what I mean,
you know, because who the hef for you? Who the
he for you? Right?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
He's Sean Kingston?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Right? Was I wrong? Was I wrong? And then and
then Samantha walked the red carpet with Justin Bieber, You
know what I mean? I mean like that? That was that?
That all happened. Now, however, many years later, this jackass,
because he is a jackass, was apparently sentenced to forty
two months in prison for wire fraud him and his mommy.
I saw that, Yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
I saw when I typed in his name, I saw
that he uh or what did they say? Sean Kingston
American singer Uh John Kingston jailed for three and a
half years and for one million luxury fraud. Yeah, so
he's in prison.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
He's officially been sentenced in his federal wire fraud case,
receiving a sentence close to what his lawyers asked for, which,
I mean, look, the guy, the guy is, you know,
apparently he was doing some ff crap. I don't know
all the details, but I know it was him and
his mom, you know, and she was sentenced to five years.
So yeah, like I again, I don't know all the
(22:54):
dirty details. Well, the fact of the matter is is,
you know what if he was a prick back then,
and again, maybe it didn't even come from him, but
he didn't stop, He didn't have anything to say. He
just they ran, you know, off with me with twenty
bodyguards running out. So this way, I didn't get over it.
I was also a lot you know, louder. May know
I'm louder now I think.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
But anyway, that's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I was pissed. I was super pissed, and you know, nobody,
nobody was telling me anything and anyway, So regardless, usually,
you know, I'll admit, like if it's my fault, Like
when Sebastian back pissed me off, I admitted that it
was my fault.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
I forgot what song he does that skid Row.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
He does a lot of songs, you'th gone wild.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I didn't realize that he was in skid Row.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yes he was.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
He also in like his own thing or not?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yes, yes, yes, but he's he's was the lead singer
of skid Row. Gotcha that when when he was young
and pretty.
Speaker 15 (23:48):
You know.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah. Anyway, so I uh, I am, you know, not
calling him out. So I'm just basically saying, hey, you
know this is this is news. He uh basically they
asked for leniency because he faced up to six years
of incarceration. But whatever, it is, what it is. You know,
he got some just desserts and uh, you know, you
(24:11):
were doing shady things, and you can have shady things happen.
That's all absolutely pay back money money to victims of
his crime. So I don't know. Again, I don't know.
I don't know. I haven't seen this guy in how
many years? When was that?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I don't know?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
You tell me two thousand and nine, all right, so wow,
sixteen years. Wow. So it's almost as long or longer
than when when Kanye pissed me off? When did when
did that happen?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
That was when when Kanye went.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
That was when gold gold Member, not gold Member, gold Digger.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Okay, gold gold that's, by the way, the only Kanye
song that I actually know, Okay, gold Digger is gold Digger.
I found that out recently, and yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Okay. So the two were convicted of falsely claiming they
sent money transfers for goods, then keeping the goods even
after it was revealed the transfers didn't go through. But
you know, I'm sure he'll be perfectly fine. He'll get
out of jail. He'll probably do a minimal sentence. He'll
get out of jail scott free, you know. Or or
he'll be pardoned by the president. So yep, anyway, what
(25:23):
do you call it? Just lay Maxwell? So well, we're
gonna we're gonna end this segment on that. We'll be
right back with some more Within Brimskin.
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Speaker 5 (28:20):
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Speaker 3 (28:20):
What that our first non aggressive introel bringing it down.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
It absolutely hates when I go off on things like that.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Oh yeah, I mean, isn't that the whole purpose of
your show? So yeah, I thought there was the whole point,
So go on. That's why I derail it for your enjoyment.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
You derail it for her enjoyment.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Yeah, for her enjoyment makes her laugh, So she's laughing.
I know the audience is laughing.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Now this this story, this story is quite possibly has
been debunked, but it it's so stupid that it could
very well be true. Sorry, I'm about to tell you
tell us.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
I'm the suspense is killing me.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, So there was a Colorado man who got mauled,
whoa after attempting to join a wolf pack?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Was that the guy in so he dressed up? I
sent you the link. I sent you the link to
it is a whole story. The guy dressed up in
a custom wolf.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
Outfit and so do we have has been fact checked?
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Is this real?
Speaker 2 (29:31):
The thing is is I think that they that they Okay,
see it says was not mauled, and so, like I said,
I think it was debunked, but the story makes so
much it could really be a true story. That is
the one thing I mean.
Speaker 8 (29:44):
That I feel like it could be a true story
based on he was not mauled attempting to join a
wolf pack?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
All right, but open it up because the story.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Itself story from a satire Websit is.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Just absolutely hysterical. So basically what it said was that
this guy, which again they're saying it's not true. But
I can almost guarantee that somebody truthfully probably did this.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Is this the photo that they had with I would
not believe this for a moment.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
If I saw this. That's not necessarily a picture from
when it happened.
Speaker 8 (30:18):
The fact that people are as stupid as they are,
where they're like climbing into enclosures in like zoos or parks,
They're like going past guardrails, they're going you know what
I mean, Like they're trying to take pictures with animals
that they find in the wilds.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Reminds me of the Joe Rogan thing he said that
kids were crapping in litterboxes. They got in fact checked online.
That had to be like, oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
The fact that people are dumb enough to do those things, though,
I would. I see this as it's definitely a believable
story because we've seen people do some pretty dumb stuff.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
This is hilarious. I love this.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
So they said that in the in this fake article,
it said basically that the what do you call it?
That the guy went running into the wolf pack and he.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Attempted to integrate himself into an actual package.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Of child to throw meat at them to make.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Twenty eight year old Loupis Moon Howl, legally known as
Brian Sanders, was spotted crawling on all fours in faux
for a tire, complete with a tail, plastic fangs, and
a bluetooth speaker playing recorded howls. That's hilarious when it
(31:39):
is to say that Sanders approached the wolves tossing raw
hamburger meat in their direction as a gesture of good friendship.
The wolves reportedly responded by chasing him nearly three hundred
yards before testing his durable ability with a series of
bites and swipes a game. Morden on the scene describe
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Speaker 6 (32:00):
And so this is the the fake story that went viral.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
I mean, belie, this is this is more believable than
there is no epstein.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
I would not believe this. I'm not gonna lie. If
you sent me this article, I'd be like, there's no
way this happened.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I did send it to you, and you I would
not believe it.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
People that are just like, hey, look there's a bear
in the woods. Let me go touch it, let me
take a picture, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
And I love the video of the woman. I don't
know if you've seen it, but like a bear like
approaches or she gets kind of close, and so she
like pepper sprays it and then she's like, get away
from my boat, bear, leave my boat alone. And then
the bear just absolutely destroys it. It's almost like it
was listening to her saying, leave my boat alone. You
(32:50):
know what, you know what, screw you woman, I'm gonna
screw up your brother. We have to listen to it.
It is hilarious. Do you see what I mean?
Speaker 8 (33:00):
Things like that that are real story Like that was
a real story.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
That's what I believe.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
That there are dumb things and people are stupid and
do the dumbest things ever.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
I feel like a story believe.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
I'm gonna go jump over and into the gate.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Somebody tried to integrate into a pack of wolves without
the costume. But they just tried to integrate like just
I don't normally, I guess I would believe that.
Speaker 8 (33:29):
The costume is so that they look like they be long. Yeah,
it doesn't look like man is coming to join us.
I don't look like some kind of critters to join us.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
On a minute, don't you remember not too long ago,
the man who had or no, it was the man
who had the dog outfit and it was what do
you call it? And they like, he pretended he was
a dog, and to other dogs, they thought that he.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Was a dog. No, they didn't think that he was
a dog. I'm pretty sure other dogs, other dogs knew
that he was not a dog.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Dogs are smart, Yeah, dogs they its Japan or something.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Yes, the fake that I remember that, Okay, but what's
your argue.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
So that's real, that's really happening. You're gonna tell me
that you can't picture some moron.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Going you can go into the world with the wolves
and I could live with them.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
You know what this sounds like? You know what this
sounds like.
Speaker 8 (34:24):
No, when SpongeBob went to live with the jellyfish, oh.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yeah, and he didn't do it as a jellyfish. See
if you again, if you send me this story and
he got as a regular person belonging, I would believe.
I would actually believe it. More they got rid of
his clothes. I would actually believe if you told me
that a naked man went into the woods and tried
to live with wolves.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
That's how SpongeBob did it.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
I would believe it more than the story that you said.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Well, would you believe that there was a cow named
Big Bertha that drank whiskey and lived to be forty
eight years old? And apparently is that fact checked? I
have I haven't fact checked this. Supposedly Supposedly she listen.
I'm just these are funny stories they saw. Wait, I
(35:10):
do have a funny Storyly, she holds the Guinness World
Record for the oldest cow ever recorded.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
But I would appreciate the story if it's real.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Well find out see what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
The cow that drank whiskey and lived to forty eight sure.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
And had and had thirty nine babies. Apparently, what do
you call.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
The whiskey drinking cow named Bertha lived to be to
forty eight Snopes dot com. Sure, let's go to Snopes mixture.
What's true? Big Bertha cow owned by a name Jerry
O'Leary who lived in Salem Country Carrie ire List says
Sneam whatever indeed lived to the age of forty eight
and birth thirty nine calves, setting two Guinness World records.
The evidence is that Big Birth of Health raised the
(35:51):
significant funds for cancer research through the public appearances uh
and charity events. However, we are unable to independently verify
the exact sum that Birth of Health raised, nor were
we able to verify that the cow drank whiskey, as
it relies so lean O'Leary's account with no independent sources
or corroborating evidence.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Okay, so now.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Another story that's spread on social media.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
I do have another one. Now, this is this is
there are pictures of the cow. However, however, they could
be you know, AI pictures. You never know, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (36:23):
Check her fingers?
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Check? Uh, good idea because this one right here one, two, three, four,
five six. I think this one has six.
Speaker 6 (36:31):
Because I don't think cow shouldn't have any fingers.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Darnlu with the cow.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
All right, guys, let me introduce you to Randy the
guinea pig. He has made the rounds on social media.
Oh no, he is famous. You want to know why.
So they there was this like guinea pig sanctuary or
something like that, where they had separated the male and
(36:56):
female guinea pigs. Randy had some broken into the female
pen and impregnated not one, not two, not that. I'm
just gonna skip all the way to it. He impregnated
all one hundred that were in the pen, one hundred.
(37:17):
So the park has now anticipated around four hundred offspring
and they only have one father, Randy.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
When when the guinea pigs do, they only have.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
One at like four, So they're gonna have about four
hundred babies and Randy is the father of all of them.
And this is the guinea pig in question. To look
at him, he's about to become the father of four hundred.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
We'll have to make sure we send some cigars.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Oh. Also, it was noted, it was noted that uh
that when he was in the pen, he was the
only guinea pig to lose weight and be exhausted, you know, like.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
The thing, I mean, worked himself to death.
Speaker 9 (38:15):
He did.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
He didn't stop until every one of them we're pregnant,
literally every single one, all one hundred.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
How did you know he didn't get the second one
one a second time?
Speaker 4 (38:26):
I don't That's why he was so tired.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
He just doubled back.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
What a way to go anyway, So that's about all
the time we have for within brim skin. Thank you
so much for tuning in. Uh what what what? What are
you looking at me for what do you call it? Uh?
You know I'm another year older, thank thank.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
Thankfully, and another year wiser I hope.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Anyway, thanks so much for tuning in every single week,
make sure he doesn't have been on the social media,
and as always, we'll see you god willing next week.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Night people, and remember the words of the wise, be
like Randy s if he wakes down. Night
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