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November 13, 2025 36 mins
WBS: Snow is Alive #335 -- The gang is at it again. Brimstone is joined by his wing-man Alex DaPonte, Meg Suss and Brim’s wife Danielle as they chat about the current weather outside being frightful, a woman who went full berserker in a hotel after being fired, and the upcoming release of The Whole Bloody Affair by Tarentino – a four hour combined version of Kill Bill 1 & 2. They discuss the the new Google Maps logo, Karate Kid Legends being great, True Blood and hot vampires, Alex tells a story about an old co-worker who was less then dumb, and they char about a bunch of movies that of course Alex has never seen. Brim explains what gets Within Brim's Skin.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Welcome to Within Brimskin with Me Brimstone, where every episode
is filled to the rim with more brim than you
can handle. Stay tuned as I dive into a variety
of topics so I can get behind as well as
the ones that just burn me. So buckle up, strap in,
because it's about to go down. It's time. It's time.

(00:26):
It's Within Brimskin Time number three thirty five. The snow,
it's a live, it's a live. It smelled like snow yesterday.
It smelled like snow today, and it snowed today.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I was gonna say it snowed today.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I was not happy about that.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I wasn't either when I went to go out to
my car and take the trash out in the morning
and felt flakes.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
It was my face, cold, windy, blustery, right, and it
smelled like snow.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
That's why I was like flakes because it was cold.
I was freezing from this morning, from this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Well, as always. I got my rent and it step child,
mister Alex Daponte.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
That's me.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I got my darling wife, Danielle.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
And that's me.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh look who's here? Hello? Megal? Hello?

Speaker 4 (01:17):
How are you us?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Is in the hiszy yeah. And by the way, we
didn't do any of the We didn't say who we
were in the last show. By the way, just just
so you.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Were that's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
You didn't even know I was there.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Surprise, surprise, say anything, That's okay. She heard the whole
story already as I was, as I was preparing.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
I heard the story twice, and I still I don't
know what happened. I don't know if we were rooting
for the guy that threw the sandwich the other Yes,
we are.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
The guy that threw the sandwich because he yes.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Anyways, you always root for the sandwich, you always root
for the That's just yeah, fair enough, just a fact
of life.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
If you guys want to hear that story, goal, listen
to the Foxy Fox Big Lion Daddy Show, what do
you call it?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
And hear those sandwiches not inclusive.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Sandwiches not included. Man, anyway, I am the King of
the castle, King of the castle, King of.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
The Castle, of the snowy Castle, King of the snowy Castle,
King of the.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Do you like being the king of the snowy Castle?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Like being the king?

Speaker 4 (02:13):
It's good to be.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
It's good to be the.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Case, mister Freeze miser.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
He is, Well, you didn't even say who I am.
I am Brimstone. It's you're within my skin right now.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
That's a little weird.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Sounds sexual skin, Okay, coming from you, it sounds very
Uh what do you call fore horses? Yes? I do me?
He said something else, but I don't want to say
that's weird.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Can I be in your skin another way? Can I
do like blood bending and like control your movie?

Speaker 4 (02:49):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Did you ever see Silence of the Limbs?

Speaker 5 (02:52):
No, it's what's the lotion on its skin or else
it gets the hose against.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I assume that I love that movie.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
They put duct tape over a lot of baby lambs.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Oh you have seen it, right.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Okay, so scare bend with your blood or water bend?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I should say about this? Do you know what this
is from? What's in the box? What's in the box?
What's in the box? Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I know this one.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Cat in the hat?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
That's what's in the hat.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
I don't know what game both it's me.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I don't know really, Yeah, Danny fan, I don't know
in the box or Danny what's.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
In the box? Oh my god, it's seven. It's from
seven seven? God, you guys are it's a movie.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
But seven.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I saw nine?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Did you just say six seven?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Did you really just say that I'm gonna murder.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
You, I'm gonna threaten.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
You on air. You're dying tonight?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Well?

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Can I write my will out first?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Meg? What it's it's what was six? Afreid of seven?

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Because seven? Eight nine?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (04:00):
I was Yeah, why was ten afraid?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Why?

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Because he was in between nine to eleven.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Wow, I've never heard that one before.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Wow, this I Blameaday.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
That got the collective whoa wow. Oh my somebody at
home right now is.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Honestly that was amazing, very good.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Let me just state I am not the one that
would say that. I thought that was a great comeback,
but you know somebody saying it somewhere. Yeah, what do
you call it? That was awesome? Well as always Tear
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(04:58):
best podcasting equipment in the world. Best what do you
call it? The world? Yeah? So what do you call it.
Danielle actually sent me something like literally an hour before
we came, or an hour and a half before we came,
And no, you didn't, it was me. I'm the one
who came up with it.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yes, it was a good job.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Dale sent me this thing, and basically what it was
is the story is is that the woman came into work.
It looks like she it's a hotel and she came
in and she what does she work as? She I
don't know. I'm assuming either a food person or whatever.
I'm cleaner, but she she worked the overnight shift, she

(05:40):
set up the entire breakfast bar, and then she was
told that she was fired. Wow, God, so you want
to get paid for the that? I don't know, but
watch you got to watch the outcome of that. And let's,
you know, I guess, let's talk about it as as
it happens, because what do you call it? Obviously they
to be able to hear it. Okay, good, They're going

(06:02):
to be able to hear as long as they can
hear it. So yeah, just start that, start that over
again and hit that that uh that little mute here
she's like funny, yeahs.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Oh god, she's mashing every day everything.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh my god, China cabinet, meat bull.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Oh yeah, she destroyed that breakfast bar.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
She done, she done mess that thing up. Now wow,
Now here's here's the thing. As I absolutely can agree
to a certain extent to be very very angry, especially
if she was, you know, working an overnight shift and
so forth. Like what was the reason for her getting
let go? We don't know, but I can see wanting

(07:14):
to go and rip apart in the whole place. But
don't you think that's just gonna get you into a
lot more trouble?

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yeah? No, no, you're already fired. Also, the cops, fair,
I think they're not going to give you a you know,
a recommendation for your next job.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Can I just say that I actually think that they
did the proper thing because I don't know about you guys,
but I would be way more mad if my job
called me into work and I drove there. I I
woke up in the morning, I got ready, I drove there,

(07:52):
and then.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Literally right in the morning, they're just like, hey, come
into the office.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Oh you're fired. I'd be like, are you serious?

Speaker 3 (07:58):
You couldn't tell me that over the phone, so I
didn't have to get ready, So I didn't have to
wake up early in the morning and come in like
she worked the whole shift.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
She got paid for that day.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
And then she's like, hey, she only worked like half
of the shift, work the whole she worked for the
whole shift, and then they said don't come back, which
I think is actually better than if she got there
and then they were like, hey, you're not actually working
at all.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
I mean, either's not great.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Either is not great, but her her taking it out
on the hotel is pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
I do like it.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
I we probably should not condone this behavior, but it
is understandable. It is very is very funny. It is very,
very funny. I wonder if they like absolutely abused her,
like if she like like if she came in and
she did like literally like a double or like if

(08:58):
they always had her work and she was working like
six seven days a week and then they fired her,
because that would be uh.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
She looks really pissed off and everything she did.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
I'm gonna have to go what hotel it is? What
hotel this is? That was a lot of the commons.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I mean it looked like a Continental breakfast type of thing,
so I mean it's there's you could kind of do
the research. What do you call it? Yeah, no, that's uh,
that was pretty funny. I thought it was amusing when
she said like, I was like, oh, wow, okay, okay,
and I was really on her side until I was like, hmm,

(09:35):
it's a little extreme. Maybe she really shouldn't have completely
wrecked the place. I wonder if she's probably getting gonna
be either arrested or sued for that money. She won't
get her paycheck, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Oh, they're going to garnish the wages.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
You know, like then hold the last check. Yeah, who's
who's going to be laughing? Then? You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (09:54):
And it just worked for no reason.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
That's the worst.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah, that's even worse.

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Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah. Oh, God, don't get me started on that. What
do you call it? The the that's all folks anyway?
I agree, though, do you Meg and you alex each other?
That is trying to put my words together. Here, did

(14:32):
you guys ever watch kill Bill? Very long time ago,
long long time ago? Why did you want to kill
watched a little?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Why are we killing Bill?

Speaker 4 (14:45):
A lot of bad things?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Building a lot of bad Bill is not.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
A good guy?

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Hell Bill, he's doing Bill your.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
You are making a bad name of all bills.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
And I love bills.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Every bill in the distance crying.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
You're not acquitting Tarantino guy? Are you?

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Do you know who Quentin Tarantino is? I was just
gonna ask him.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
I know the name, but.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
I don't know if I know what he looks like.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Do you know what he do?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
I do know, I do know it.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
More importantly than what he looks like.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
You know, I don't know from Family Guy that Quentin
Tarantino films are usually action films with lots of explosions
and guns.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
Yeah, okay, that's not wrong, all right, at least the
Family Guy taught you.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
That that's accurate.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah, not really, No.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
You don't think so.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yes, it is fiction.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Oh yeah, there was a lot of action and guns.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
I feel like there's a lot of Why do.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
You ask Phil Lamar, I didn't say I'm in Mexico.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Yeah, yeah, because I don't know that that one was.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I'm pretty sure that was.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
It looked very terminatory, was very action filmy.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
I'm surprised you've never seen kill Bill action films really anyway, terminators? Okay,
kill Bill, kill Bill was. It's an epic, uh Tarantino movie,
and what do you call it? It is? Uh, it's
actually going to be reissued. However, it's called the whole

(16:14):
Bloody Affair, and it's the first time, oh bloody affair,
the first time that it's going to be in theaters.
What do you call it? I don't think it was
in theaters the first time around the beginning.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Are you telling me to go watch it in theaters?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
But the way this is happening is it's actually a
four hour cut, so they're merging kill Bill one and
kill Bill two into a single feature. Really, that's so
which what do you call it? And apparently apparently it's
it's as I was gonna say, we're gonna probably go
see that. Yeah, we're gonna.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Have another John Wick moment. Aren't we where We're the
only ones left? Oh my god, I really want to
watch John Wick. I thought you don't like action movie.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
No, but that one looks interesting.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Is that the best movie?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
It has Neo from The Maid That's why I want
to see it.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
Which is also an action movie.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
I love the matrix.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
The matrix like action movies, the matrix is different.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Wait is it, though? Is that the movie with the bees?
Or is that what movie? Is that?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
What the bees?

Speaker 3 (17:19):
No?

Speaker 4 (17:19):
The movie we're just talking about.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Oh no, no, no, no, John Way, that is not the bees.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
I guess Keanu reeves.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
No, the bees.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
The bees is you're thinking of Nicholas Cage where he
like says the alphabet in like a weird way in
the movie, and he's also like the bees.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yeah, I don't know. I thought it was kind of
like the Bears.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
No, he gets like killed by bees in the movie
and has to act like he's dying from bees and
he just goes.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Ah, it's hilarious. That's pretty funny. So what do you
call it? Yeah? So, the Quentin Tarantino movie The Whole
Bloody Affairs coming out on December fifth in markets in
North America. So if you are here, then you'll get
to uh have the opportunity to go see it with Brimstone.

(18:06):
Hopefully they'll be uh somewhere near us that's gonna be
airing it. That would be a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Everybody watch his Instagram to see where he's gonna be,
so that way you can follow him like a stalker,
and that way we can all go see the movie together.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
That would be so exciting, wouldn't it be.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Don't chew popcorn in my ear all of the Brimstone.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Danielle cookies.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Okay, party you have to make sure way all of
you have to make sure that.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
You make them tiny party hooks.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
That you're asking brim questions throughout the entire film. Make
sure you don't shut up and talk to him through
the whole thing. Don't let him watch a second of
the film.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Make sure you ask him what's happening.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
You're what's going on? Why are they like the apertures?
But you you, my dear, who's he talking to? You're
gaping aperture?

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Like the new Google Maps logo? Right? Is that what
that was? I sent you that? Wait, there's a new
Google Maps logo and it looks stupid. I sent him
a thing. I'm pretty sure that's what it was. That
they changed the Google Maps logo, right.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah, yeah, it's all right. Whatever.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
They made the circle in the middle, they made it
into way much. Oh look down there, you see it's
a much more gaping hole. Oh it looks like a
little hot air balloon.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
It is bigger. It is.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
It is a bigger gape.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Anyway, So what do you call it? I'm gonna say so.
Of course, you don't watch action movies, so you're probably
gonna be it'll do what that is. But uh, Karate
Kids Legends, Karate Kid Legends. We watched it the other day,
and I gotta say, it was a really good movie.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Yeah, we just randomly we did that on and it was.
It was a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
I think it was going to be a good movie
at all. It turned out to be absolutely probably one
of the best karate Kid movies that's been out there.
It was. It was Ralph Macchio and what do you
call it?

Speaker 2 (20:09):
I don't know any of these names.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
I have a story.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
You don't know who is? You know who Ralph Machio is.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
My mom was trick or treating when she was little,
and she trick or treated at Ralph Macchio's house, and
his dad answered.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Like that, I don't know who was she dressed.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
She dressed karate kid, but that would have been cool.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Is Ralph Machio the karate kidarate kids?

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Is he like a small Bruce Lee.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
I don't know about small not quite.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
I mean he's not He's no Bruce Lee, but I
mean he does pretty good karate stuff.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
I don't know what this.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
And then Jack like this, so I don't know who
he is and he was an outsiders also, didn't you
see Outsiders? No?

Speaker 4 (20:53):
I have I know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Knows again. We're gonna sit down and we're gonna We're
gonna capture for just a weekend and do nothing but
sit and watch classic movies. No, I'm gonna kidnap you.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
We need to silent silence of the limb.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
I have so much to do and want Megan barely.
I've been watching Housewives into the mic.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
You're peaking is gonna be?

Speaker 4 (21:19):
She got excited.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
I know she did.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
I'm excited to. Didn't you hear?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Though?

Speaker 4 (21:22):
We're kidnapping you like you don't have a choice. You're
being kidnapped. There will.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
I need to know what day so I don't plan
other events.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
Nobody tells you We're just gonna like throw a pillowcase
over your head and take you to a secret location.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Oh my god, this is ice all over again.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
What happened already? So we we've here's another one that
you probably haven't watched that Meg would probably enjoy. But
we uh, we've been been rewatching true Blood.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
I got wait, you have no, I'm joking.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
I've seen True Blood such a great show. I like
how surprise she was that you would see it. But
it was just as shocked as I was. She lives
with you.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
True Blood. Blood is a great show.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
The theme song is also phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, that sounds wonderful. It sounds like a crime show.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
It sounds like it's a vampire show.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Yeah, a lot of sex and there is a lot.
There's a lot of nudity.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
In it too.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
There is all kinds.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Was just shut up really quick. He was like, wait,
really a minute.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
I think I'm cool with like some hot vampires like
guys and girls. Yeah, that's what it is to see
some hot vampire titties.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
It was on HBO, so trust me.

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There's Lenny.

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You'll see that. Don't worry, You'll see the hot vampire
titties too. I do like hot vampire. There's is hot
vampire everything. I'm sure.

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So you know this sounds like my favorite version of Twilight.

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You watched Twilight, No, I know that they glitter.

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I discovered one of Alex's favorite bands from watching Twilight.

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It was in the baseball scene.

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Why a supermassive?

Speaker 4 (23:17):
It plays in the baseball scene? Well like a picture?
Is that pitch right now?

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Yeah? Shameful. Twilight was mentioned more than once. And finally
do this. Let's take a quick break and we will
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Give me a second, let me give her a buss. Hello. Hey,
what's going on girl? You're coming down to the beach.

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Hey, this is Ryan Roxy from the Alice Cooperman and
you're listening to within brim Skin with Brimstone and we're
back to Yes we are.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
So I have a story. Oh do you I.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Think I can make you guys laugh? I don't know,
Maybe I can make you.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
You're pretty good at that.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Wow, that was pretty good. Actually, passed me the popcorn
while you're talking.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Sure, I'll passionate about.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
He can have the popcorn while he listens to the story.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Exactly. It's actually great.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
I told this.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
I told the story to Megan in the car, and
uh I I got it. I got a couple of truckles.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
I know, Okay, I'm ready, and and I told this story.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
It was recently brought up in a friend group of mine,
and I found out a couple of my friends hadn't
heard it. And so my one friend was ecking me on.
He was like, dude, you gotta tell the story. And
you had the entire friend group dying. And I was like, okay,
I need to tell this story on Grindhouse.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Now I'm still not on grind House.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Guess you can't share it that.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
It says Grindhouse way right there.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
On the door.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
It's facing me.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
I know. It's like it's like a visual thing. It's
messing me up anyway.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
All right.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
So I was with a group of friends and we
were talking about working and just being around people that
you know, not to be offensive to them, but they're
just so stupid. Oh my god, they're just like you
know that, Like okay, so like you know there's that
saying that like think about like how smart the average
person is, and then think about that half the people on.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
The planet are dumber than that.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Well, if you think about it, even more, a quarter
of the people are insanely dumb.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Compared to that, right, like, at least that many, at
least that many.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
So they were passing around stories of people that they felt, like,
you know, met this qualification, and I was looking at
all of them and I was like, no, no, you
guys have no idea. This is all amateur this is
trump change. Compared to this dude that I had the
pleasure or displeasure of working with.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
I think pleasure because I got a good story out
of it. But I've met flat earthers, Okay, I have
met people that seriously believe in the firmament and that
there's a glass dome over the Earth, and that NASA
isn't real and space doesn't exist. And you know what,
those people are more competent than the individual that I'm

(28:48):
about to tell you about. Oh no, yes, So we
are going to go back long way ago, fifteen fourteen,
fifteen years ago, when I was just a wee lad.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Oh sorry, I thought you would make me laugh. We laught.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
I was working at a deli. Actually it had to
be a little bit less than that. I'm eighteen years old.
I'm working at a deli. I am slicing, you know,
slicing meat, slicing cheese, the average thing. Right, we hire
this dude, and we already know right from the beginning
this is not gonna work out. This is really bad.
He's struggling to operate a slicer. Granted, yeah, he can

(29:27):
like get like a slice out of it, but it
literally looks like maybe I don't know, a monkey trying
to operate a toaster.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Like it is just not it's not going well. It's
really not.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
So he watches us for like a couple days. Keep
in mind he also only lasted with us like five days.
And then finally we we're conkind kind of competent in
him to be able to be on a slicer, so
we we give him, Okay, you can handle customers. Now,
I am off doing chicken. I'm a frying chicken in

(30:01):
my own land. There are people serving customers. I need
to handle the chickens. But it is important to know
that at this time, we are doing a special where
if you get like half a pound of ham and
half a pound of cheese, it's like a certain price, right, Okay,
I think it was like boar's head ham and cheddar cheese.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
It is a little bit important to the story.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Oh what's also important is that these packages, these like
half pound half pound packages, you could just grab one.
We already pre make them in the morning and they're
like just sitting behind like all of the other meats
in the front case, and you could just grab them
and hand it to the customer because we know that
we're going to be selling a lot of this. Okay,

(30:42):
I'm doing the chicken far over in the corner and
a customer comes up to me and he looks scared.
He looks like he doesn't know what just happened, and
he is very confused, and he's just looking for help.
And he goes he goes see sir, sir, And I'm like, sure,
what's up?

Speaker 1 (31:02):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Man?

Speaker 3 (31:03):
He goes, I, I don't know what this person handed me.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
And I was like, what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (31:10):
And he hands me a package of what is supposed
to be the half and half special. Okay, what the
package ended up being?

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Talking about packages and what they weren't expecting.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
So let me explain what it should have looked like
really quick. First, there should be three bags. This music
is very distracting, but that's there.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Should be three bags.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
One of the bags filled with half a pound of ham,
one bag filled with half a pound of cheese, and
then both of those both of those bags in a bag,
very very easy. What this customer received was not the
three bags or two. He received one bag. So already, already.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
We're in the same bag.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Already we're off to a bad start. We're already off
to a bad start. But what's in the bag is
even worse. So what's in the bag? I won't grant
him what's in the bag?

Speaker 1 (32:05):
He did he did.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Get the right ham, which is good. I think he
got the right ham anyway.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
But it was shredded to all hell like literally like
it looked like he took this thing and put it
through a pencil sharpener. I swear I don't know how
he got the ham this It was literally absolutely shredded,
absolutely shredded, not even close to half pound, maybe maybe
a quarter of a pound. Maybe he must have realized

(32:37):
his mistake in shredding the ham, because he vastly overcompensated
for the cheese, and he gave them one two inch
thick slice of cheese.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Oh my god, no, not even not even the.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Right cheese, not even the right cheese, not even the
right one.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
So he he.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Hands he puts all of this in a bag, stuffs
it all in there, just one bag.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
So he just slapped it right on top, and then
he just.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Puts a sticker on that bad boy and hands it
to the customer.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Not even the right weight, like at all.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Like I swear to God, the cheese weighed.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
More than a pound, just the one slice. So this
customer is like traumatized from dealing with this. He asked,
he asked for a simple order, and the dude got
back a monstrosity. So I am like, I am so sorry, sir.
I will be right back, and I feel bad for
this customer. So I cut him fresh products and I

(33:37):
just handed to him. I send him on his merry way.
But my boss is not here, and I know that
I need to show this to my boss. So I
take this abomination and I put it in the refrigerator
in the back where no one will touch it because
I need the evidence to stay as is pristine preserved. Okay,

(34:00):
my boss gets back from break twenty minutes later, I
made sure that this person was not to help another
customer in the meantime. I told him go in the
back and do dishes, do something else, anything else.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
You're an idiot.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
My boss gets back from break and I go, hey,
I need to show you something, and he's like, what
is it? And I'm like, it's pretty bad, but it's
also hilarious. He's not amused, and I got he's not amused.
I go to the back, I grab the bag and
I say, this is what the new guy just handed

(34:35):
a customer as our special. And he looks at me
and he goes no, and I go yeah, and he goes,
you're joking with me. This is a joke. This is
not real.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
You made this up.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
And I was like, I wish I made I wish
I had the thought to make this up. This is hilarious.
I can't believe how funny this is. I did not
make this up. He is like, Okay, we just need
to have him for the rest of the shift and
then I'll handle it. I came in the next day

(35:07):
and he had been demoted to cart pusher. He was
no longer a deli member. But also I forgot to
start the story off with this again. I don't know
why this is the second time. This just to put
into perspective in case this story didn't tell you how
much of an idiot this dude was. When this dude
did not have a much enough money for weed, he

(35:29):
would find random plants on the side of the road,
grind them up and smoke them.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Well, no wonder he gave me. This dude with ham
shavings on top.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Was an absolute specimen man. And I had the pleasure
of working with him, or not even working with him,
because he didn't do any work. I did the way
I worked, and I watched him attempt to do things.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
He did his best.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
He that may be true, but I really hope that
it's not true.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
I really hope that that was not his best.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Maybe he excelled at doing carts.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
He may have.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
He may have. But anyway, well, the fun story.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Was it fun?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Yeah? I had a couple other things to talk about,
but I guess, uh, you know, I'm sorry, I'm all right,
I'm sorry, It's okay, No, no, it's all right. I'll
have to try to hope we'll use them next week. Anyway, Guys,
thank you so much for tuning in to the with
him rimskin thing. Here we do and appreciate all your
attentions and uh the fact that you deal with us

(36:38):
every single week. And we'll see again, guys, really next week.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
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