MANDATORY MILLENIAL CHRIMBUS EPISODE (Wrestling Soup 12.26.25)

Join Joe for a solo, unfiltered, and hilarious holiday episode! From reflections on Christmas with pets and family, to rants about podcasting gear, wrestling fandoms, and the wild world of sports, Joe covers it all. Whether you’re here for the wrestling takes, the football rants, or just the laughs, this episode is packed with relatable moments and sharp commentary.


00:00 – Holiday Greetings & Pet Talk
Joe opens with holiday wishes, muses on family vs. loved ones, and shares thoughts on pets during the holidays.

00:53 – Cats, Dogs, and Family Gatherings
Why cats hate big family parties, and the chaos of holiday get-togethers.

01:38 – Podcasting Gear & Tech Rants
Joe’s take on podcasting equipment, tech confusion, and the reality of most podcasters.

03:41 – Car Comforts & Boomer Habits
A funny look at new car features, seat warmers, and refusing modern comforts.

05:41 – Solo Shows & Audience Preferences
Joe reflects on solo podcasting, being a polarizing host, and the “Friends” effect.

07:23 – Midwest Vibes & Listener Dynamics
How regional differences affect audience reactions and the nature of podcast “fans.”

10:06 – Wrestling Fandom & Internet Drama
Diving into wrestling fandom, online arguments, and the absurdity of defending companies on Christmas.

13:04 – Truth, History, and Wrestling Narratives
Why wrestling stories are all about perspective, and how history is written by the winners.

16:48 – Social Media, Memes, and Influencers
Joe’s take on Instagram, memes, and the weirdness of influencer culture.

20:00 – Toxicity in Fandoms & Discord Community
Comparing wrestling fans to other fandoms, and inviting nice people to join the Discord.

22:18 – Wrestling Stories, CTE, and Athlete Choices
A deep dive into wrestling injuries, CTE, and the choices athletes make.

28:50 – Sports Rants: Chiefs, Patriots, and Quarterbacks
Joe’s passionate takes on NFL teams, quarterbacks, and the downfall of the Chiefs.

36:00 – Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, and Pop Culture
A hilarious critique of celebrity relationships and pop music.

37:50 – Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, and Football Legends
Why Aaron Rodgers is a “gigantic douchebag” and why Joe will always defend Tom Brady.

38:47 – Wrap-Up & Final Thoughts
Joe thanks the audience, teases more content, and signs off with holiday wishes.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wrestlings to you for a mature audience. I don't develop.
All right, Hey everybody, how's it going. Y'all have a
pretty good Crimbis? That was so fucking millennial of me.

(00:24):
Do you have a good Christmas? But your families and
friends and pets and loved ones, and I don't know,
because your family and your loved ones aren't always one
and the same. So that's why I had to draw
that distinguished you know, I had to distinguish between those things.
Oh and there's a dog. Good see. You're supposed to

(00:46):
enjoy this time with your pets. Yeah, that's what That's
what they're waiting for. You know, you'll leave them at
home all day, or you'll leave them alone. It's just
like you only see like one or two with you.
Sorry from If you're a person that's hosting, which for
some pats that's got to be, that's that's hell for them, right,
got yourself a shy dog or a cat. Most cats,

(01:10):
most cats don't want twenty five people in the house.
They're not enjoying the sounds of your fucking drunk family
arguing about shit that happened in nineteen ninety eight. You know,
they don't want to hear you guys yelling about fucking
politics or whatever shitty football team you support. Thankfully, I
don't have that problem for now. But yeah, my god,

(01:32):
how's it going, folks? Everybody doing all right? So I
am here a little bit early today. I think Missus
we're gonna catch up with him in a little bit,
but I know I'm going to be out of town
because I'm going back to visit the Life's Familia for
a bit. So I figured I wanted to record a
little something extra for you. Thank you to Drew. He's

(01:53):
got the recorder going in the chat. I got the
recorder going on my own computer here because I'm just
trying to figure some of this shit out. And I
know I've done this for over fifteen years, but the
reality is a lot of this stuff either works sometimes
or none of the time, and then it changes and
then it like updates, and I just don't I don't

(02:15):
do all that. I don't do it, and it sounds
so shitty to some people. They get so fucking mad
when they hear me say that. I'm like, yeah, I
don't know a lot of this. Well, you know, oh
you just do this? Do you think that the majority
of the people that do fucking podcasts actually really understand
how a lot of this stuff works anymore, or ever

(02:37):
did or are they just recording bullshit on a fucking
laptop or they spent way too much money on bullshit
that they're probably using at like twenty percent capacity and
letting eighty percent of their capabilities just like fart around
because they don't actually know how to use it. Yeah, yeah,

(02:57):
I believe me. It's more of the latter than you
probably realize. It's probably a lot of people that's been
thousands of dollars on fancy rigs and those big shore mics, right,
and they're going, yeah, well look at this, I'm gonna
get a fucking nice camera, and then they use like
a grand total, like I said, of like barely a

(03:18):
quarter of the capacity of what the technology is actually
capable of, which, by the way, I'm also fine with
that because I got a newer car for the first
time in my life, and it's crazy. I feel like
a normal middle class person. I guess at this point

(03:39):
where I got a car that's like less than ten
years old and it has some new fangled shit and
I don't use half of it because I don't even
I don't feel like I need it. And I'm at
that point where it's like, oh, you know you have
an automatic starter. I'm like, oh yeah, am I gonna
Oh yeah, I could use that, couldn't I. It's like yeah,

(04:01):
but then you got to press this button and that
button at the same time. And I'm like, that's all right,
I'll just I'll just sit in the car and be
cold for a minute. You know, real, real pathetic, shitty
Northeast Irish Italian, Catholic, horrible fucking miss of me. You
can tell I was raised by boomers. You know, why
don't you allow yourself some comforts that you're actually paying for. No,

(04:22):
it's okay, I'll just be cold on my leather seat,
which is already a privileged enough It's already enough for me.
I'm like, look at this, a leather seat. It has
an ass warmer on it. Do you guys have ass
warmers on your cars where you can have a low,
low ass warm or high ass warm. It's like I said,
it says, I don't get it. I get it, And

(04:43):
like the wife will get in the car and it'll
be cold, and she'll immediately crank the ass warm up.
She won't mind me telling you that she puts an
ass warm on and I got my ass warm on low,
and I'm like, well, I don't know what's that all about.
I just I keep my ass at pace or a
medium piece. Yeah, I'm just shaking it. I'm shaking it

(05:04):
like a pull a right picture in my own fucking
seat now, keeping it like a medium temperature, Like you
really want your bum to feel overheated while you're driving,
That's fucking it seems a little unsettling. I feel like
you're pooping or pean. I don't want to do that.
You feel like your peena is just a little bit
well driving. I don't know, man, I don't I'm not
used to these things. I'm not used to these solo

(05:26):
shows either. I know that can be a little bit
jarring for you people to just hear my voice, especially
to people that selectively fucking hate me, which I kind
of I'm kind of okay with. I'm alright with the
idea of you know, there's a two people on a
show and you prefer more one than the other, because
I've done that one hundred times in my life at least,

(05:48):
you know, what's a TV show. There's a half a
dozen fucking people on the show, you know, like a
particular show about friends. Let's say, yeah, like, you know what,
I really like that, Like that Chandler guy seems like
someone I like to get fucked up with. You know. Oh,
all right, so you really like that Joey guy. You know,

(06:09):
I guess that that works. You're like, he seems like
a fucking dumb ass Italian. I like that. I guess
that works a lot better. Yeah, you pick your favorites,
you know, you go. I like that one a little more.
I get this guy, I relate to this person more,
and I'm fine with that. I understand. I'm not for
the Midwest. I think that's what it is. I either

(06:30):
really work very well in the Midwest and I like selectively,
or people from the Midwest just think I'm fucking mean.
I can't believe they think I'm mean. They don't really,
they don't know what mean is. If they think I'm mean,
That's how I perceive it, you know, not that I'm
like some exceptionally kind person. But I'm like, you gotta

(06:51):
if I'm too fucking mean for you, God, God help you.
Good luck, Ah, good fucking luck. And thank you too. Mania,
who's a newer member to the show. He goes, what
is this show going to be about? Let me tell
you what it's gonna be about. Absolutely fucking nothing. That's
what it's gonna be about. Not a thing, sir. That's

(07:13):
where this show is going. The direction of this is
a fucking is a raake fanning out in all different directions.
It is going wherever the hell it feels. And by
the way, I can't I can't claim my line on
the fly because that is one of my favorite things
to say. Is I like to get something real delacious, sir,
you know, having a real fun experience, and I'm having

(07:34):
a good time. I look over at the missus, their
lookover a friend of mine, O though, hey, you know
what sucks about this? Go what absolutely fucking nothing? And
it's a great feeling. I they light up. I mean,
she's sick of hearing it from me. Sometimes I get
a smile, but it really does. It works. You can
steal that one. Guys do that with some people that

(07:57):
they're not used to you all the time, saying how
wonderful something is. You drop that in their lap. Though,
like that was that was pretty solid once again, you go, hey,
you know what sucks about this? Absolutely fucking nothing, and
they light up like a Christmas tree. That reminds me
of you guys. Put a Christmas tree up? Did anybody
put a We didn't put a Christmas tree up. We

(08:19):
didn't do that. We don't have We're not religious. We
don't have children. That's who that's for. I feel like
for the little kids in the religious people. I don't
know why the religious thing works with trees, but I
think there's like an association somewhere in there. You know,
it's like nature. Well, I mean, Jesus was born in
a desert, so you think that we would have more

(08:41):
hat dye related imagery like Jesus wasn't. Jesus wasn't born
in a fucking forest, you know, if we're to believe
k fabe that is, and to dismiss the teachings of
Joseph Smith, the Lord was not born over in the
Pacific northwest of the United States of America. I don't
think he was Caucasian either, Isn't that the whole thing?

(09:03):
People are all mad about that? And by people, I mean,
my god, what the fuck? All right? Let me see
that you don't want folks is side. This is a
good role. I'm gonna take some questions because this was
ten minutes of me just shitting my own hand and
rubbing it on my face. So I think that's a
good way to go. I'll do some you know, we'll
shoot the shit some questions. I'll think about some stuff
that's popped into my head because it's been a weird

(09:24):
couple of days of assorted wrestling news. Even with even
with everything's happening to holidays and everything, I still see
some stuff I try to not I try to not
be too much on it because I find that fucking
real weird and gross. Like I'll get into it more

(09:45):
with Mish because we both were collectively responding to this
shit and having a good lass. But our video that
we did making fun of aw, we were inundated. And
I'm not saying like hundreds don't don't don't get it
twisted like we're not. It's not like that. It's not
like we're that big of a fucking deal where it's like,

(10:07):
you know, we're just getting fucking overran. But like just
all of a sudden, just multiple comments from people being
like fuck you you were they were there, to defend
the good name of a w on Christmas, Like this
is what they were doing on Christmas Day. They were

(10:29):
listening to YouTube clips to purposefully be mad about a
fucking shitty wrestling company on Christmas Day, and I just
could I I responded to a few of them were
quite literally just like it's Christmas and I shouldn't even
have given them that. I shouldn't even responded because it
was Christmas. But also, to me, that's the difference between

(10:52):
like this is on my phone, this is a you
know by hooker by Coruk, like this is a it's
a yob to myself, a mission to all those that
are like it's still something where like I can check it.
And by the way, you see nice messages too. It's
people like, hey, marry, merry Christmas. I hope you and
your family are having a good time. And you don't

(11:13):
want to be a dick and not give them a
fucking thank you. You don't want to be an asshole completely,
And I'd be like, hey, you know what, really I
appreciate it, thank you for that, Like you want to
be nice to normal people, because that's the that's the
group that's most forgotten about in the wrestling fandom are
the normal nice people. They don't get any sort of

(11:37):
fucking highlight. They get no thanks. They just come in
and out like the regular fans. And I'm not saying,
like I don't like saying podcasts have fans. I always
found that a little tringy. I'm more of the mindset
of like listeners or people that come and listen, because

(11:58):
like we've always done live shows, so I see it
like people coming and listening, like they're just listeners, you know.
The idea of like a fan is like that's reserved
for you know, athletes or musicians or something like that,
or actors and actresses. Like I don't think this is
not a fucking real big thing. Like you can be

(12:20):
a funny podcaster or interesting or clever. It's like, okay,
you're gonna be all of those things. But to me
to be like, yeah, okay, take it, doesn't that it's
not that it takes no talent to do it. It's
just not on the same level of a guy that's
gonna fucking, you know, throw fastball one hundred miles an hour.

(12:41):
It's not on the same level of like fucking Daniel
day Lewis you know what I mean, Like, it's just
not It's not simply you'd be like, oh my god,
I'm a fan of their work. It's like, really, you're
a fan of people sitting around making dick jokes, which
is fine, Like I said, you like it, but I don't.
I don't buy anyo the fucking the term fans so much.
But I don't know how I got here, but I'll

(13:02):
tell you this much. Yes, the fandom of people that
are attashed a w it's fucking Christmas and you are ready,
you are ready to be fucking mad at people for
not liking whatever the hell's going on over there. And
the Sports Illustrated list, which, by the way, I mean

(13:23):
for the people that we're live listening now and listening
the post afterwards, on the clip, listening to YouTube, listening
to the podcast. You guys could probably tell, especially if
you're regulars here. I don't. I was like even frustrated
talking to miss about that list. And it's not like
I'm like, how dare we? It's just fucking boring at

(13:44):
this point, like talking about aw and believe me, will
end up having to do it again today. Also because
I'm a spiteful of cunt, and the fact that people
don't make funny of you it makes me want to
do it a hundred percent more. I know, oh, I know.
I'm a fucking grown, middle aged man with a life

(14:04):
and a vamily, like I have shit to do, and
I'm still like, you know, like fick fuck you, like
I just want makes me want you shit even more
on it. And that also shows why so many people
continue being shitty day w because this is the fandom
where they're trying to dunk on you. Yeah, I knew

(14:29):
that you wouldn't have a retort to my It's Christmas.
It's Christmas, you know, Go watch the Muppets, put on
some football, eat a piece of turkey, do something other
than defend how shitty fucking Hangman Pages? Like, please please

(14:50):
for the lover fucking go because I'll tell you this
right now, whether I like the guy or don't like
the guy, I'm sure Hangman Page isn't s around on
Christmas with his family going, you know, wait to get
back to defend and hey, w I can't. I can't wait. Kids,
open up the presence. Let's get this ship thrown away.

(15:13):
I need to get back to my job. It's a
job like that that once again with I think that's
also why whenever people get up in arms and like,
you know, well you made fun of deck or like
don't make fun of a deck. Well, I mean you
can make fun of Dak too, but you don't make
fun of daks. And you know, why would he ever?

(15:35):
Fucking I'm like, dude, it's you're a dad. You're like
an old dad. Just cut it out, go to work,
leave work, go to the fucking gym, take the kids
to practice. The shit is not needing to be protected anymore. Like,
it's exactly what it's gonna be, and it's where it's

(15:57):
going to remain. That's it, you know. And it's like, oh, well,
how would you ever, how would you ever say that
hangman Page doesn't deserve to be called the best wrestler
of the year whatever, because I spent five years watching

(16:18):
this guy have the same match. I didn't need to
make it six. I don't need to make it seven.
I don't need to make it a decade of watching
this guy do the same thing, have the same matches
on the same fucking redundant ash show. Well you don't know, ball,
I'm like, oh my fucking god, oh god, you fucking

(16:41):
Goober's like, there's this idea now, and I think it's
maybe it's separate from wrestling fandom and other people. Please
feel free to correct me, because I'm not entrenched in
any other nerdy kind of whatever. You know, I'm not
a video game guy. I don't care about fucking anime.

(17:02):
I'm not entrenching any that stuff. I try to not
make fun of it as much anymore because I just
look at so many people and both I'm glad you
have anything. I'm glad you have something that you enjoy,
So I try to not completely yuck. They're young. I'll
still throw digs in there, but it's just jokes, you know.
But like, is this how other fandoms like that? Is

(17:23):
that how they operate? You know? Really, I think that
Hasha Ti Shi's you know, Momentums Showdown anime manga is
the best volume of the series. And then they're just like,
fuck you, you don't fucking know, you don't know manga?

(17:44):
Like they are they like that too, like so aggressively
or is it just sort of no? I could see
how you might feel that way. However, could I really
need somebody to explain this to me, I know. And
by the way, yeah, like the anime are video people.
I know, there's a all sorts of drama with them,
a lot of fucking toxicsity that. But I also feel

(18:06):
like can't video game people. And similarly, almost like we've
done with a community here in the discord, which if
you're a nice, normal person, please feel free to join
our discord. And if you're not, well just fucking eighty
six yet, but you know, if you're a nice, normal person,
please feel free to join in. But that's kind of
like what we've done here, right, Like video game people
can actually do that as far as Yeah, if there's

(18:29):
a bunch of people who are weirdos, you can get
like a half dozen dudes together and you all play
the same game together, right, Like, that's an option for
the most part. That's what it seems like. It's just
maybe when you start reaching out and getting beyond that
sverhere of fans and like people that are interested in it,

(18:49):
it probably gets really weird. That would just be my guess,
you know, But I don't know. I just I think
this is how wrestling fans especially now have this need
to operate where it's like like a don't like a
oh you are, oh, like, I fucking you don't know
I knew this and you don't know what I'm like.

(19:11):
You realize that ninety eight percent of this shit, when
people talk about wrestling in general, there's very few facts
all right, outside of like this match happened here and
this was the person that won. There's very few facts,
mostly because it's it's Carni bullshit, and the people that

(19:35):
are working in it are both obviously cooperating in something
that's not real. So you're dealing with two different people's
interpretations of how something happened one way or the other.
Right now, if you're dealing with people that are more
actually like mature and cooperative and collaborative, maybe you'll get
some sort of story that makes sense, you know, like

(19:57):
I'll be like, yeah, you know, this was the goal
of the match. We were trying to accomplish this thing.
But how many hundreds of times has it been You
hear a story from two different people that have had
fucking fifty wrestling matches together, and they're both living on
completely different planets while this is happening. You know, one

(20:18):
guy's like, I'm a family man and I'm driving on
my car. You know that's right after the show. I'm
washing my ass and getting it. I can't wait to
get help, And the other guy is just like I
can't wait to have a hook of shit on my
chest and to coke for the next seventy two hours
because I don't got to be a television. It's like
they're living in different worlds and different lives and have

(20:39):
completely different Wait. I'm sure that the drug addiction doesn't
it didn't help, but there's this idea that there is
this like complete idea of truth and there's a true
story at a complete like this is what happens in wrestling,
and this is the only way it can be. And

(21:00):
I know that this leaves it open to the to
the wrestling its art people, But it's not really that
it's art. That that's just history. It's the interpretation of
things that what we've seen as every other company in
professional wrestling fucking collapsed and WWE was left, it's like, well,
whatever the fuck they say is real, then I guess

(21:23):
it's real, right, Like that's and yes, it falls under
the you know, the history is written by the winner's thing,
which is you know, the turn of phrase, which is true,
but it's also that where as well as like, well,
if all the people didn't know this side of the story,
you're dead or drug addicts or just don't have a

(21:44):
magnified voice, and then well that's the truth. That's the way
that it's seemed, that's the way it's perceived. In fact, well,
I mean I think this was what two days two
days ago, I saw that somebody had a meme Like
I've like on the instrum ram fucking reels, right you
going through the reels, and I get a good mix
of stuff. I get, you know, I get sports stuff,

(22:08):
comedy shit. I mean, guys for those that like don't
you know, like you know, like I see yeah in
their shelves, I get Instagram Like yeah, this is what
old Like I'm fucking forty now, dude, Like I'm not.
We think we go on fucking TikTok, Like I'm a
forty year old man, I'm using the same fucking app
that I had fifteen years ago. That's what we do

(22:29):
at this point. Like if if MySpace had been an
app on a smartphone, it probably would never have died.
If that makes sense, Like this, that's how people are
going to operate going forward, and now the gen Z
and Jenalva people in fifteen years are going to be like, oh,
I'm not using that thing. I'm on. No, I'm using

(22:50):
fucking TikTok because that's what I use, you know. But anyway,
so I'm going through the reels and something came up
and it was some sort of meme that was just
like making fun of Nicky Bella for whatever reason. It
was like incredibly mild, you know, and lo and behold it.
By the way, this this had like four hundred legs
on it, and lo and behold. Right in the comments

(23:11):
section is fucking Peter Rosenberg and he's like, if you
don't think, if you don't think Nicky Bella is good
at wrestling, then you don't know anything about wrestling. I'm paraphrasing.
It's it's something along the line. If I could pull
up directly on my phone right now, I would, but
I'm by myself and doing this. But it was that's essentially,

(23:31):
if you if you don't understand why Nicky bell is good,
you don't fuck like you don't know shit about wrestling.
It's like, really like, oh, that's where we are now,
this is where we are, They're like, WWE fucking random
chill guys. They do the pre pre show on one

(23:56):
of the fucking six streaming services and occasionally, which, by
the way, I'm WWE doesn't even pay him, Like, let
me put that out there. I don't. I don't know
factually what I can tell you this much. I bet
my fucking Christmas bonus if they don't pay that motherfucker
to be on those things. I'm sure his mark Ash
shows up and does it for free, so and sim

(24:19):
Roberts' shirts. But like he's sitting there putting in the comments.
What I mean with five hundred, five hundred likes, which
is nothing right, the fact that it even hit me,
I'm like, God, this is hilarious that this even this
meme even got to me. If you don't know or
you don't understand why Nikki Bell is a good wrestler,

(24:41):
you don't know shit, you have no right to talk,
I'm like, this is what it is. Now, this is why,
like when I come on a show and people go, well,
this guy speaks with so much certainty and competence, and
what does he think he is? Because everybody just talks
like that. Now, I guess that's just it. And I

(25:02):
know in a way it's like I'm speaking of it
in a way that people here you go, you're talking
about it like it's kind of a bad thing, And
I'm like, well, sure, but if I'm gonna get talked
down to by fucking clowns, then I'm gonna return that,
like that's the energy I'm gonna have, Like, you can't
reason with somebody that acts like that. If you don't

(25:24):
understand listen, man, if you don't get why quite possibly
one of the fucking worst people you've ever seen, well
for years and years and years and years is a
great wrestler, then you have no fucking right to talk
about it.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Oh really, Oh okay, and.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
No one's allowed to talk about no one's allowed to
see that and look at that and go, this is
the guy that's on their television, that speaks on their
television show. He shouldn't even be in the comments on
fucking literally like me, by this time, I'm sure like
if I went and looked at it, probably as like
two thousand or three thousand likes on it, which is

(26:05):
in the grand scheme of things. Once again, nothing nothing, zero,
fucking anything. And this guy is such a dope. I'm
sure he doesn't realize that him commenting on it and
pushing it into an algorithm, that the people that follow
him then put that in their little fucking streaming in
their little algorithm. Because how many times for the other

(26:28):
old krusty fucks that are listening to this where you're
going through your stream or your stream whatever your fucking
reels on Instagram. Half the time that you're getting these
things is because people that you share shit with or
talk to on there, or have like a similar taste
to that are your friends. They've already liked it, which
is why sometimes you're sitting there and you're going, oh, hey,

(26:50):
and he sent it to a friend, and then they
send you message to go, hey, the dickhead, I sent
this to you two weeks ago. It just got lost
in the mix of it, because that's how it gets
split around. So this dumb fuck thought, you know, oh
it's yeah, Now you just put that in everybody, not everybody,
but a lot of people that follow you. Now they're
getting this. Now they're gonna see this thing that you

(27:12):
think is a fucking poppy cock, that this is not,
this is crazy. Well you just spread it. Yeah, fucking goober.
You just made it worse. But this is where, like
I said, why do people have this fucking idea in
their minds that on Christmas they should be in a

(27:38):
w like people making fun of fucking in aw Sports
illustrat List being mad and being like, I'm going to
try to win an argument with you on Christmas because
a dude that does commentary and works for I mean
at least fucking shows up and they give them catering
and you take pictures with WWE. That's how they act

(28:01):
on Instagram. That's how a dude like that conducts himself.
So why doesn't of course everybody thinks that they're just
the shit, right, of course, they just think they can
do any other shit. And yes, by the way, somebody
there's like, have you heard that the millennial smart YouTube channel? Yeah,
I've seen the guy. I saw he was one of

(28:22):
the people who posted some video where that when Cornett
had the fight with Jack Pizozi Zach, the guy that
does the fucking Pizzagate stuff, where he was one of
the people that pushed Pizzagate. And I looked in the
comments section and people were like, yeah, take that Courtinet.
I'm like, are you guys really in this moment, like

(28:42):
you are so mad that Jim Cornette doesn't like the
wrestlers that you like, that you're here fucking singing. Yeah,
I get them. Pizzagate guy, is that that's what you're doing? Like,
I get it, I get you be I don't like
that wrestling personality. I can't stop seeing seth Rollins. I
just ever, he's fucking everywhere. Now that he's injured. It's like, well,

(29:04):
fuck you Jo Noah, you gotta see him on fifty podcasts,
he's on the fucking NFL. I'm like, can I just
get away from this guy? He fucking sucks. So I
understand you keep seeing the people that you don't like.
It's just somehow a part of once Again Wrestling and
how it goes now. But when you've gotten to a
point where you're going, yeah, he's a gay guy, you

(29:26):
fucking you show you. You showed Jim Gordnett, who's a boss,
I'll tell you this. You might not like Hornet. You
might hate his opinions unwrestling. You might not like the
fact that twenty years ago there's videos of him saying
racist shit because he's a fucking guy from Kentucky who's seventy,

(29:49):
And the fact that there's not more of that is
almost startling when you really think about it, Like it's
almost shocking there's not worse shit by him, like nicely put,
it's almost there's not more horrible shit by him because
all he did when he was in the South was
cut chromos and work on these shows. And he was
a heel. So he's saying toxic, nasty, rotten shit to

(30:13):
people constantly, and whether he agreed with him or not
or thinks any of that shit's true, he's a bad guy,
so he says bad, wrong things. That's how that goes.
But the idea, but the idea that I'm scrolls for
this comment section, and I'm looking at these people and

(30:33):
I'm going, they are so fucking angry at this dude
that makes fun of they're flippy shitty fucking wrestling, that
they're willing to side with the guy who if they
weren't Caucasian by any chance, which I'm betting there's plinty
because there's a lot obviously they're The wrestling fan base

(30:55):
is very diverse. Is that a crazy statement to make?
I think that's pretty fucking clear thinking to yourself, Yeah,
that guy fuck he done. He showed him. I'm like,
this is a moment where you should probably take no side.
How about that? Like you could say, hey, this guy
sucks and this guy sucks. They both sucked the end,
like that may maybe go with that, because that's how

(31:16):
I have to look at things a lot of times now,
where it's well, who would you rather? I'm not, how
about neither? How about neither? Isn't that that's an option,
especially when it's like something that you don't have to
be involved, Like you don't have to fucking weigh in
on any of this shars I believe it or not.
Like miss and I will get in situations where we're

(31:39):
talking about something wrestling, you know, related, and we're like, oh, well,
this is important enough that we do have to talk
about it. There's no way out of it. And even
if it's something we're not excited about, for example, fucking
them Sports Illustrated last right with oh hey guess what
it's but by Tony Kahn and he gets to feel special. Okay,

(32:01):
how many times are we gonna have the same fucking
conversation Like we already know this, right, it's redundant, but
there we are. But if you're someone that's just commenting,
going on videos and shit, and you're sitting there and
you're going, well, I gotta choose between Jim Cornett or
this fucking guy who more than likely, like not more

(32:23):
than likely, but very well may likely not think that
I deserve to be in the fucking country I'm in
or have rights that I probably, you know, should take
pretty seriously. Right, And you're like, yeah, I know, fuck
the wrestling. Then you lost it. You've lost the fucking plot.

(32:44):
You have fully lost it. All right. You're not where
you need to be as far as a regular ass person,
and you gotta get yourself away from wrestling and anything
and go do whatever the fuck else, you know what
I mean. Apparently I don't know the anime fantom, Maybe
that's also not a good idea, or some of these

(33:06):
other really fucking gross fandoms that's probably aren't a good idea.
But whatever it might be, it might be a time
to step away. Yeah. But also it is amusing to
me where you see people where they're still doing Twitter
shit and they're like, well, the boy that went bad,
what other way was it going to go? Did you

(33:27):
think that that that's a place for people to behave
in a normal way. I mean it never was. I
was on there for years and it was gross and
it was toxic, and it was mudslinging and it was
shitty and it was funny at the points and amusing.
But it's not a place for people to go and

(33:47):
behave normally, you know what I mean. Like, if you
haven't picked up on that by now, I don't know
what the fuck to tell you. Well, there's some people
I like when people say that was good or funny
or smirt. Okay, then you gotta deal with the fact
that you're probably gonna get bombarded with two thousand fucking weirdos,
though alongside it saying you're fucking crackedout. Shit, I don't

(34:12):
want to do that, Okay. So then this isn't the
space like you got. You gotta find another space because
that thing is done. That shit is dead in Uh
whatta The gym's right on wrestling and it's about and
that's about it. I mean, I don't know what the
fuck to tell you. If that's what you think, I

(34:34):
can assure you that if it's about the person, that
you're very upset about him shitting on right now, I
don't don't watch the news, don't look into any sort
of thing that has gone on in the last fucking week.
If you're still like, yeah, what a fuck, how dare
he have anything bad to say about? Come on, you

(34:57):
gotta be you gotta be done with that by man, right, Like?
Are people still on that shit? Like? I get it? Still,
Like where you hear people that, well, I believe in
the government, and I think that the border and all
this other ship and I'm like, but that.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
That guy is still doing this shit with the fucking
million pages of fucked up shit and it's being all
fucking redacted, and then the people that are redacting them
are so fucking dumb that you can actually just highlight
it and cut it and paste it into a word
document and all the information's right there.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
And you're like, nah, I still think really still doing that?
I ain't that's my guy? Okay, sure, but don't be
surprised if people now going forward, they're gonna look at
you a little bit fucking sideways. Is there any other
Is there a more soft way that I can say that.

(35:55):
I don't know if there's a more soft kind of
cushy way. I can say to you that people might
look at you suspect going forward when you're like, hey,
the guy in the story about throwing the sex trafficked

(36:17):
baby into the fucking Lake Michigan and Washington drown, he's cool,
They're gonna probably look at you and go, it's a
little fucked up. I don't think that's cool. That's more
than likely gonna be a thing like you might need
to prepare for that in life. You know, when people
are gonna look at you and they be like, hey,

(36:39):
that guy you like, you're really sweating, This dude's not sighing. Yes,
it's my guy, And you're like that guy with the
fucking story about hanging out with the fucking fourteen year olds. Yeah,
but yeah, well yeah, they're gonna look at you fucking weird. Man.
I don't know what to tell if you're still once

(37:01):
again not getting that's fucking weird, I have no idea
what to tell you. I don't know what to tell you.
Let's see, you said, oh god, it's I inptational blah
blah blah. No one believes you, like, oh, that's a
muckert buddy. Well, the department had just put on a
tweet on Twitter. Oh that never minds Yeah. This is

(37:24):
what happens though, when like you create a world of
bullshit and conspiracy, then you're like, yeah, but that's that's
just the huh, that's just who he and bullshit. It's like,
but you've you were the main fucking providers of hui
and bullshit and rarah and now so. But no, but
that was true. That was not. This is why living

(37:45):
in reality and being honest matters to some extent, because
there's gonna come a time where you need people to
look at you and treat you like a fucking person
and like a real like you're you're existing in society
and like we're all in and they're not going to
believe you. It's a boy who cried wolf situation or

(38:07):
whatever you want to call it. But that's what the
fuck happens. I don't uh, I don't know. A ww yeah, dude,
it's like, w the whole thing with Foley. I already
talked about the whole thing with Foley. Foley's a fucking phony.
I mean, I understand whre he's coming from. I know
that he's gonna go to He's gonna end up in aw, Dude,

(38:27):
he's gonna go wrestle in England. More than likely he's
gonna wrestle John Moxley. That's just my guess. Like I said,
I was sounded like I was fucking around and sounded
like I was being goofy. But I'm also pretty seriously
thinking that's more than likely gonna happen. He'll do some
sort of crazy or Derby. That's also believable too, because
Darby can pick ninety eight percent of the bumps, and

(38:48):
you know, Foley can just get fucking landed on, walk
with sticks, stab with sticks like he could do that.
He could have been doing that shit probably for the
past ten years. I mean, if we're just being we're
just being honest, like he could have gotten away with
doing that. If he wanted to just be the guy
that just walks around and fucking stabs a guy with
a stick and takes like two plumps on his ass.

(39:10):
He could have done that, have I Yeah, I've met
fully a million times at this point, just phony. Everybody
that fucking has worked with him, that has had any
sort of experience with him, knows he's kind of just
a fucking phony maloney. I mean do I think he's
at the very least serious about what he says. What's
his politics and shit? Yeah, because he's been consistent with

(39:30):
it for decades. It's not like he's some you know,
Johnny come Lately one way or the other with it.
But it's not like he's as good of a person
I think as people make him out to be. Let's
about it that way, and yeah, cekey, Yeah, well don't
they all don't they all have the ckey. I'm wondering
how long it's gonna be before that's just like people

(39:54):
are gonna start using that as a real like, not
even like athletes or nothing. They're just gonna be like,
I had a car act, I have CTE. Yeah, that's
why we threw the babe with Michigan. Yeah, that's well,
you know what, maybe that'll be it. Maybe that'll be
the next line, Like I am sorry, I hit I
have CTE. I didn't know that. I didn't know that
doing that was so wrong for decades. Oh, I was

(40:18):
just doing horrible things for decades. Oh, it's gotta be
that bucket, that ct man. That's what it's gotta That's
what it's gotta be. That's what it's gotta be. I'm
starting to think with the whole CTE thing too. I mean,
I'm sure that it just like anything else it's been around,
you know, but people just didn't live long enough. You know.

(40:38):
They're like, oh, the punchy boxes and shit, they saw
those guys, and they mostly lived into like their fifties. Yeah,
they get into like their late fifties and drop dead
of heart attacks. And they were all ripping butts from
the time they were like it's four, you know, like
that's what it was. So these people were dying a
lot sooner. This is just my theory. I got nothing

(41:00):
in front of me. But you know, when people are
dying at fifty fucking five and they're like, what a
full life, What a full life they lived, that's a
it's a shame you lost your dad, but you were
so lucky to have them to the ripe age of
fifty five. Yeah. But now I was like, oh man,

(41:21):
these people are so fucked up, Like why are they
Why is it still going on. It's just like because
there's a lot of residuals of the horrible shit that's
happened to you in life, whether it be through you know,
physical trauma, mental trauma, whatever it might be. Yeah, catches
up to you when you get older. There's kind of
no way to avoid that. Yeah, like, oh, these people

(41:43):
in their you know, sixties or there was a thing
though I think it's still a stat but it's some
alarming rate of men in their fifties take their own lives.
And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm not I'm not particularly
surprised by that either, because there was a lot of
you know a lot of people where they were just
they were drinking and getting fucked up and that was it.

(42:06):
They were like, oh, I'm probably not gonna live very long,
and that was their thought process, and you know, something
else got them, something else got them. Let's see what
does it say, go to the main shat. Yeah, I
don't know what the people are talking about in the
shit here. Let's see something about Benoir. Oh yeah, there's
ben Wa in there by the way. I mean, can
you believe that that's been what sixteen years now something

(42:26):
like that? Was it the number closer to twenty years
at this point? Eighteen? Cheesus, Yeah, it was closer to
twenty years than it was to to ten. That's fucking crazy, dude.
So they're going to have a twenty year so soon
before we know it, it's gonna have been twenty years
since all that should happen with Ben Wah. You know,
I'm really starting to think at this point that it

(42:47):
wasn't Kevin Sullivan. I mean, I mean, I've reviewed the
evidence now eighteen years into it, and I'm really starting
to think it was Chris. I'm really thinking that it
was just thinking it was him. It was a lot
going on there, by the way, maybe this is another
good speaking to CT. Maybe when the people get on

(43:07):
and say, you know there was a conspiracy with Ben
why and you know, nothing you know leads to him
being this fuck that can I know that wrestling fans
aren't always keen on like the whole secular real sport
kind of Please go look at Antonio Brown, for fuck's sake,
Just go do it. Just go look at this guy's
life for the last five years, and and how old

(43:30):
is Antonio Brown at this point, probably roughly around the
same age as Ben wib when he fucking finally lost
his shit. I mean, give her take. Somebody do a
quick google a on that. Hold, how old is Antonio Brown?
Right now? What's he I mean he's got to be
thirty seven, that's my guest, thirty six or thirty seven
years old. And Ben Wah was what when he went

(43:51):
fucking bananas? Probably around the same age, right, he's thirty seven. Wow,
that was a good guess. Good guess with me, I know,
my Antonio Brown, I guess. But no, I mean I
just did some anthem like you probably got in the league, like,
you know, fifteen years ago or so and went through
all the shit that he did. You know, Yeah, Ben
while was about forty when that happened. Yeah, so this

(44:13):
adds up, like people, I think people believe that I
guess once again, and I have been a little guilty
of it too, because I was just saying that you
gotta wait till you're in your fifties and you start
seeing all these nah, I think I can. I think
it can come a lot faster for you. Like this
shit like there's somebody putting up this gift of Darby Allen. Yeah,

(44:33):
Darby is not gonna be doing fucking great in ten years.
Anybody that's gonna sit there and look at you with
a straight face, I mean, I'm sure they'd probably argue
with on Christmas that would be on Christmas. They'd be like, no,
Darby's gonna live forever and everything's gonna be fit swell.
He's gonna be able to say the alphabit and use

(44:54):
his legs. It's like, no, dude, this this shit is
going to get him. It is not going to go well.
It is not going too fucking hanged well. By the way, Yeah,
the poster or the poster the picture of the Dan
just posted of Darby in the hospital, was that like
a month and a half ago after a match where
he's in fucking he's in the traction caller and he's

(45:18):
got I mean I think he's he's working, you know,
he's got his hands up in the fucking fencing position.
Which it's like, by the way, if this is him
kind of being like trying to sell the thing, it's
a hell of a lot more amusing when this is
something that is a very real option or real option
or very real what's the real thing of a very potential,

(45:39):
real potentiality for the guy of how this could go.
You know, it's not some fake fucking storyline where some
guy pretends he he he hit him with his car
and he like bounced off the bumper and then he's
sitting there he's like, I'm gonna kill you at the
coliseum and the blah blah blah. Like it's like, no,
like dar could very, very easily be in a position

(46:05):
where he is not walking in the next five years.
Is that Is that too brazen of a statement to
make anybody who's listening this right now? Does that seem
like am I really overstepping by thinking there's a real
possibility that Darby Allen could not be walking in the
next five years? I mean, and I get it because
he's he's small, and in a way that smallness has

(46:29):
probably helped him to some extent. And people will say like, oh, well,
you know, the more muscle and all that other shit,
and it's like, yeah, to would agree, but not the
kind of bumps he's taken, you know, not those kinds
of bumps. It's like, you know, going back to like
little old people. You know, and to steal a phrase
from Kevin Nash, you don't see a lot of eighty

(46:49):
year old, seven feet tall people walking around. You know.
A lot of the people you see that really get
up there at the age they're little. They're small, you know,
like they're like five four five five, Like these little
little curled up little cheese at people, these little Dorrito
little cheeto curly people, you know, little tiny, little little

(47:10):
Baletian ladies and little tiny Italian ladies and shit like that.
Being small can be longevity, you know, that can help
you as you get older. And being a light obviously
helps too. But that's not taking into account putting your
body through two dozen fucking car accidents in your thirties.

(47:32):
That's not digging that into a cow. And it's like,
oh what if I just keep almost killing myself over
and over again? But I'm okay, now, Bay, for now,
it's gonna It's gonna fucking get you. It's gonna get you.
There's no way around it. It's inevitable. And to the
people that are listening to this that are, you know,
late thirties, yeah, probably around the same age as Antonio

(47:56):
Brown with all of the without all the head trauma
and you know, baby Mama's and you attempted murder charges
or murder charges even I don't even remember. I just
know shit's not going good for old a b all right.
You got residual injuries that you forget the older that

(48:16):
you that as life goes along, you sit there and
you go, oh, oh yeah, I did fucking threw my
back up. Oh I did Why is this? Oh yeah?
And my shoulder, Oh, my knee, Oh my ankles, Oh
I did this to my Like you forget, but that injury,
your fucking ankle doesn't forget, you know, your ankle's like,

(48:38):
oh no, I remember real well when you fucked me up.
I got that on lock. And it's coming for you.
Don't worry that moment is coming for you where you're
gonna be sitting there going, oh look, hey, we're all
doing a fucking congo line at the wedding and then
you're in the emergency room knock on wood. But that's

(48:59):
what I'm saying, like this idea that oh, well, you know, Darby,
you'll be okay, Darby's gonna be fucking fine. Eh. I
don't know, dude. And I think to some extent, when
I talk about everything that goes on with that guy
and the stupid bumps that he's taken and the shit
that he's done, I almost have more sympathy. And maybe

(49:20):
it comes from like the realm of you see it
with real athletics, right where it's just some guys like Listen,
I didn't have a lot of talent, but I was
real good at just like running my fucking head and
body into people and knocking them down, and that's how
I made my money. Or the guys that were boxers, right,
which boxing is. Boxing is fucking crazy. The fact that

(49:41):
boxing still happens is absolutely fucking beyond me. But you know,
it's the people that did boxing, and they're just like, yeah,
I mean, I was never gonna I was never gonna
be somebody that could help my family and make a
lot of money. But I was real good at punching
people hard. It's good, right, I I guess I get.

(50:02):
But when you have no other options, like you have
other options like Darby. Darby has the athleticism, he has
some charisma. He could be a guy that could make
money and be fucking interesting, and he just chose not to.
And he's going to continue to choose that too. And

(50:23):
there's very little evidence that that guy is gonna write
a ship, and even if he did, he might be
too fucked up by the time to where he could
go and actually get his mind right. Right, I'm not
even sure he could have regular matches anymore? When's the
last time he had a regular match? I mean, that's
something I would like to ask the people that actually

(50:43):
pay attention to AW that might listen to this. When's
the last time he had just a regular singles match
that didn't turn to like I'm gonna drown you on
a tub or throw you off a fucking into fire
and you're gonna fall off a lot. When's the last
time he had just a regular fucking match or a
tag match? Was it before with Sting? Because I feel

(51:05):
like even when he was with Sting, he was still
doing stupid shit. I don't know. And Kenny too, I mean,
my god, Kenny Omega is like I see Kenny Omega
and I know he's I think he's maybe like a
year older than me or around the same age as me.
And it's really making me look in the merit him
going how bad must I look? How bad is my
mind's eye convincing me that I don't look bad? If

(51:28):
that's what any fucking Omega looks like. But then I
to remember is like I haven't given myself fucking head
trauma constantly for twenty years. I mean, the guy's in
grage for what he has done and what he has
been through physically, he looks like a guy who's in
great shape for that. But a lot of that shit
was choices. I think that's one of the most important

(51:52):
things that people always need to take away from the shit.
It's a lot of the stuff that these guys have
done to themselves were choices. This wasn't I had no
other option, like I said, old old Mickey o'hulahan, and
he's got eleven kids and all he knows how to
do is throw hands Like it's like, no, some of

(52:12):
these fucking guys, it was like you had you had
other things you could do. And like even somebody put
up old Jeff Hardy in there, I'm like, Jeff Hardy
fucking probably should have stopped years ago. He should have
been done so long ago. And I mean, I think
that's a lot of that was just drugs. You know,
it's amazing what you think you can do when your

(52:33):
body is full of fucking household chemicals. But like that
guy could have been done forever ago. I don't remember
what it was. Maybe it was I don't remember which
wwe walk out it was, but there was one where
Jeff Hardy just fucking fell off the top of a
cage to the outside onto the steel steps, and I

(52:56):
was like, fucking why, like why, wait, why? Why? I
think it was like seven hundred, probably seven hundred people.
It's almost like does that making a difference, Yes, it
dies at least mentally where you go, oh, well, this
was a show where there was a million dollar gate.
It's like, no, this was for fucking nothing, for absolutely

(53:18):
fucking nothing, he was doing that. Yeah, maybe it was
twenty twelve, like it was now a decade ago. Like
I said, I'd been while I was eighteen years ago,
so this was at least, you know, over a decade ago.
But I remember him following up of a cage onto
a fucking set of steel steps. And similarly, like I'm
talking about Darby, now accept the differences. At that point,

(53:40):
I'm sure Jeff had more money than Darby has, which
Darby I'm sure isn't hurting. He's probably fleeced the fuck
out of Tony Kahan. But you can stop. You don't
have to have to keep doing this, you know, like
I said, old Mickey Hulahan and his congo line of
children that he needs to feed and all he can

(54:02):
do is go out and fucking fight for his fight
for his fucking supper. That's not you don't do that anymore.
Stop doing it. You know what's there's a saying. It's like,
you work seven days a week till you can work six.
You work six days a week till you can work five.
You work five days a week to work four, and
so on and so on. And if on those seven
days a week you're working three of them, you're throwing

(54:24):
yourself off the top of balconies through fucking fire. The
better be a real good reason. It better be there's
no other option. It better be that you've put yourself
in a position where you are financially completely fucked. Okay, yeah,
there it is. Thank you to the people, Well, thanks
the SEMAC for that. What's the event name on that?

(54:46):
So I can tell people to go look this up
because I don't know why the hell they want to,
but you know, T and a lockdown, T and a lockdown?
What year? Twenty twelve, probably twenty twelve, twenty thirteen, around
that time, twenty fifth, oh my god, even fucking closer
twenty on Destination America, one of the many, many, many

(55:07):
stops by Jeff hardy and by fucking TNA one of
the multiple multiple networks, and it's had. Yeah, God, God
fucking damn it. You don't have to do that. It's
not a it's not a thing that you are forced
to do. It's a choice. All right. It's about about
an hour into this. I figure i'll take a handful
of questions. Me and miss should be on here later tonight.

(55:29):
I wasn't sure what he was doing, so this one's
on me. I wasn't sure if he wanted to fucking
record our usual Friday time, but he said he wanted to,
So we're gonna be back tonight. And like I said,
I also wanted to record a little something extra because
I know I'm gonna be a out of ten, as
Pat McAfee would say in Pittsburgh of all places, too,

(55:50):
out of ten. All right, so let me take a
couple of questions and i'll hit the road. Here Ason
as this, how's your day been? That's my question? Been?
All right? Bad, kind of fucking hungry, gay, some dinner
going away and then you just you go food shopping.
You ever do a go fucking food shopping? And then
you forget you're going away and go Oh shit, who's

(56:11):
gonna eat all this food? My the answer is you,
that's the answer to that. Let's see not seeing much. Yeah, oh,
you haven't been in that position yet. Thoughts okay, thank
you to Shadowfire. Thoughts on wrestling overall in twenty twenty five, Well, boy,
I guess that's a good question considering we're going into

(56:32):
the real end of the year. I mean, it really
depends as far as if we're talking about I mean,
I've really talked a lot about the actual internet fandom
earlier on in the show, But as far as like
what we're seeing in terms of on television, we got
a lot of what we asked for, but a lot

(56:55):
in the way that is not as productive as we
would hope. I guess sets the way to say it, like,
it's like, am I glad that we're not doing nine
match pay per views on a Sunday night until fucking
one am in Wwe? Absolutely, I mean that's a huge improvement.

(57:17):
Has for the most part, the quality of the majority
of the wrestlers, both male and female, really improved since
twenty fifteen. Perfect from the Jeff Hardy falling off the
cage days. Yeah, abs of fucking lutely. I mean to
say WWE in twenty twenty five, as far as ring
performers are better than they were in twenty fifteen, is

(57:42):
a crazy understatement. I mean, if you look at the
roster of what was going on there, and even the
people that now are still working in WWE that were
there in twenty fifteen, how much they've improved individually, it's
not even it's night and day. It's completely night and day.
But as far as this year in general disappointing, I mean,

(58:04):
that's really kind of the way to put it. I mean,
we came out of two thousand and twenty four with
a lot of positive vibes. I feel like there was
enough going on to where it was far from perfect,
but it certainly did not have the stink on it
that I feel like people are having now going into
twenty and twenty six. I mean, the stink level on

(58:25):
it is bad enough that I like I said, not
to mention aw again, but this is what is making
a lot of these people that are like loyalists to
that company puff their chests up even more because WWE
is so fucking shit rotten that they're like, well, see
the cow good, We're doing and like I said, you
don't have to choose. You don't have to choose. If

(58:46):
they're both doing shitty shit, you can say, well both
are shitty shit. I mean, I feel as far as
the differences with WWE, though, is there's at least in
my mind the slightest hint of belief that things could
be different. And the characters and the people on the
show are more interesting to me, and I feel like
they have the ability to progress, and there's people that

(59:10):
I want to see what happened next. That's not how
I feel about the Wednesday show at all. I don't
need to see any of those people ever. Again, I'm
all good, let's see Pat says it's not too late
to skip PA and oh I wish I could go.
Honest to god, I would love to go on a
fucking get on a cruise, go somewhere nice and warm.
That'd be good. Like to go on a fucking pool.

(59:31):
Gotta make sure about that. That's another thing too. I
saw some younger people in here. They're like, I don't
know about that. I don't know about leaving the house
and going away and having food of the shit, But
you'll get there, don't worry. But now I'm at the
point where like you almost regress to where like when
you were a little kid and remember when you'd go
away and he'd be like, I bet this fuck this
fucking hotel better. I have a pool, so I go swiat.

(59:54):
Now I'm at that point again as a grown man.
I'm like a fucking pool there. I want to go swimming.
This is I have a choice in it. That's the difference.
I'm like a fucking pool. Can I go swimming? Go
swim around in the pool, which, by the way, like
doing that. This is why I like when people have
kids say that, you know, they go, look, I got

(01:00:14):
I go do this thing or that thing. And it's
just like there's a very different field to it to
be a man by yourself alone splashing in a pool.
You might get some looks at the holiday. But guess what,
I don't go fuck give a funk. I want to
want a pool. All right. Let's see where's joe Bunches say.
If I ever wanted to Joey, I would have taken

(01:00:34):
an out. Oh, I see what you saying. All right,
So he's talking about the chiefs. Oh, the chiefs are
moving at it. Yeah, Oh, the delicious fucking downfall. Oh oh,
this is me fucking gargling tears. I love it, the downfall,

(01:00:54):
the fucking Chiefs fandom. It's beautiful. Ah god, how easy
it was, How easy it was. What a reminder to
by the way, to shout out to the Bears fans here,
which is hilarious enough that there were people that were
like Patrick Mahomes could have been drafted to the Bears,
like yeah, and look what he'd have been. This year

(01:01:16):
is what you're seeing, what that would have been. You know,
this year is what you would have gotten had Patrick
Mahomes gone, not just about it, but most places other
than the fucking Kansas City Chiefs what he did. And now,
like I said, that team is figity fucked. They are fucked.
They need to have a dead year. They need to

(01:01:37):
decide that next year they gotta wash their ass, wash
their hands, go all right, this year's gonna suck. Maybe
they'll let the dude, the third string guy who was
from Africa, who did better than Who the fuck did
they have? As they say, I don't even who gets
the fuck Kenny? What do they got Kenny Pickett or something?
I don't know because it gives a shit. They just
got to decide, Okay, we gotta reload. We have to reload.

(01:01:58):
We can't keep doing this, can't bring back fucking Patrick
Mahomes and be like, oh well, we have no O line,
we have nobody for you to fucking throw two and
go fuck yourself like and I get it because Andy
Reid is old as shit, so in their minds they
don't want to waste Andy Reid years. But you really
got no choice in this matter, because you got the

(01:02:20):
possibility of getting another what half dozen to ten years
at least out of Mahomes if you can stay relatively
so so healthy. Andy Reid should probably be done in
the next two years. He's in his seventies. He's a
heavy guy. It's amazing he's still even there with everything
that happened. Whatever. You guys know the deal. But honestly,
fuck that team to face mouthed and ass, I feel

(01:02:40):
absolutely nothing but fucking disdain for them. There's nobody on
that team that I like, not a single fucking person.
In fact, I am so thankful that Joe Tuney left
that team to go to the Chicago Bears, which, by
the way, that motherfucker is the Secret Sauce Bears fans
be excited long you see he's on your roster. That

(01:03:01):
dude is the secret Sauce. He's won two fucking rings
on two or more than two rings on two different teams.
If anybody's gonna fucking keep your QB safe, it's that motherfucker.
So you're lucky to have him. That dude's a fucking
g all right, let's see Patriots taking this Hooper now
pass No, I no, I mean, I love him, but
I'm glad they are where they are. They need a

(01:03:22):
lot of players on defense, got eleven picks in the draft.
They had a lot of money, a trust a vrabel
a trust may we had a future to look forward to,
unlike the Kansas City Chiefs. Loo. Let's see, what do
you think is your favorite year? Unless say, honestly, my
favorite year in wrestling, it might have been two thousand. Twey.

(01:03:44):
I'm not good at putting time on a scale. People
who listen to the show know that. I'm like, when
did that happen? Fucking thirty years ago? Weird? A few
years ago. A few years ago was pretty good. I mean,
I feel like when Punk returned, everything was popping off.
That was really fucking good. Ww was a dead dog.
It's through the majority of the past decade. I wasn't

(01:04:06):
in aw Guy ever though. Yeah, I'd have to say
that was probably one of the better years. See Patti's
leaving and going from Miami to Mexico to my Hey,
when you get back, maybe you can Oh, never mind,
we got the Dolphins game up here, the Dolphins games
for us. Let's see, people are sick, they got the flu. Yeah.

(01:04:28):
Pools yeah, pools. Yeah, I got a fucking pool, dude.
I'm telling you, if you go to a hotel, it's
like it's I'm always looking for that. I'm like a baby.
I want my little pool. I want to go make splashies. Yeah. Yeah,
you prayed for the Chief's downfall and it brought back
to Patriots. Yeah. But you know what, though, the majority
of the people that really hated the Patriots, a lot

(01:04:49):
of that was based around Brady, which is actually hilarious now,
Like this this to me, like if I had to
thank the Chiefs for anything, it's that and they were
collectively self fucking obnoxious that I think it made a
lot of people have to stop and think they had
to stop and think of like even some of the

(01:05:12):
like the scandals, you know, the the fake fucking deflate
shit that everybody was crying about, which was nonsense. Even
the spygate shit. All that stuff pushed out of side
and I was like, we all hate Tom Brady's why,
Oh he wears gay shoes. It's like, wow, that's fantastic.

(01:05:32):
By the way, did you know that Patrick Mahomes's brother
is a sex offender. But Tom Brady wore gay shoes?
You know, big problems? Oh, what's that Andy Reid's kid.
Didn't he fucking kill a guy? Yeah? But at Belichick
was real stoic, Yeah, real quiet. That's weird. He's a
quiet guy, like a quiet always just Travis Kelsey. Yeah,

(01:05:54):
he's a complete obnoxious, repulsive, fucking repugnant. Showed you have
a rob ron Kowski liked beer. Remember that you like beer?
What a problem? Huh remember when you liked beer? Yeah,
these are the people you were dealing with. Yeah. Really
really puts it in it and puts in place for you,
doesn't it. And you really think about that, give yourself
a moment, really, just let that fucking subtle and see

(01:06:19):
what is this? Lamar Jackson will probably be available. Poor
Lamar man. I fucking mind, Honest to god, I have
some friends with fucking shit on Lamar, probably because they're racist,
But I fucking I think he's a good guy. I
think he's a good person. I root for him for
that basis, like just based off that alone, because there's
so many of these qbs that are fucking turns, even

(01:06:41):
Josh Allen. Right, even when Josh Allen my team was
fucking sucking shit and Josh Allen was succeeding out there,
I'm like, he seems like a great guy. He seems
like a good fucking kid, Like you actually want to
see him do well, which like now when push comes
to Shov where my team will be competitive with him,
that I'm like, oh, fuck you fuck yourself. But at

(01:07:02):
the same exact time, if he wins, I'm not like, ah, God,
what an asshole. Like no, I always saw Aaron Rodgers
is a fucking loser. I will go to my grave
thinking he's a fucking loser. So Rapi Ben hated Rapee Ben.
So there were a lot of quarterbacks who I legitimately
fucking hated. Now there's not a lot that I just

(01:07:25):
have an actual disdain for like even like people shit
on deck. I'm like, what's there that he's just kind
of like a dude, Like there's I mean, he's just
an average kind of player. There's not a lot for
me to dislike about him. But there used to be
people that I legit that were quarterbacks who I like,
these people fucking suck And it was infuriating to watch

(01:07:45):
people hate Brady well hooting over like quite literally, like
Ben Roethelsberger where it's like, well, I mean, once again,
I guess hearkening to the people I was talking about earlier.
So so I like just holding girls down bathroom. It's like,
you know, I mean, he's gonna throw the ball. What
happened where he needs to throw a ball. If he's
throwing a ball, that's the most important. Look, he's big,

(01:08:09):
he's big, he's big. His name is an eliperation. He's great.
It's like, no, he's a piece of shit, He's a
fucking monster. Now I don't have that feeling. I'm not
angry at these people the same way. You know, obviously,
I still want I want Drake to do what he's
gonna do, which is the most wholesome thing in the world.
I don't know. This is boring and shit to people

(01:08:29):
who don't care about sports. My apologies, don't care about football,
but let's say you Travis and Taylor deserve it. Yeah,
that's another thing too, Like Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift,
where like that was such a big deal if you
go look up that song that I don't even know
if I want to recommend it to you guys, but
if you haven't already, Taylor Swift's a thirty five year

(01:08:52):
old woman wrote a song about Travis Kelsey's dick, and
it is so fucking embarrassing. Like I don't even know
where to begin. Like Stephan Diggs is on my team,
and he I think he's with he has a kid
with I think he's dating her, but he's like with
Cardi B. Right, and Cardi B could put out songs

(01:09:12):
and be like, yeah, I'm sliding on that wide wide receiver.
Your type was the wide receiver or whatever like some
pun like that. But that's what Cardi B has done
her entire fucking life. That's been her well, not her life.
I don't think she was in kindergarten, say, but her
entire music career has been that it wasn't like he he,
I just want to go out a ride on a

(01:09:33):
dusty road and we're gonna sing songs about trucks and
holding hands and then she's give me the fucking duke,
like that's who Cardi B is penned. So Cardi B
does that. It's fucking totally reasonable. But the thirty funeral
jailers with talking about this fucking meathead's dick, it's like
how people aren't so once again embarrassed and humilily like, yeah,

(01:09:57):
Aaron Rodgers is a gigantic douchebag. I'm feel like I
should end it on that fucking Aaron Rodgers is a
gigantic douchebag. And I don't want to take credit for
this because it's directly from Doug stan Open. I had
to go and look it up because I didn't think
that it could be as bad as it was. But

(01:10:19):
in that documentary that he's doing on or did on Netflix,
where it's him talking about like he goes and does
ayahuasca and shit, he's sitting around while they're all doing drugs,
chanting the name of the drug ayaca huaca. Like this
guy's a fucking dork. Like even when you were in

(01:10:42):
high school smoking weed with your friends out of a
fucking apple. Imagine you guys sitting around in your cargo.
Wo we weed, Pot is cool. Let's go pot like
you were the guys where fucking we're in tenth grade
and this is embarrassing. This is embarrassing for us. Ask

(01:11:05):
people who can't even drive cars that we're doing this.
And this is a This is your fucking MVP. This
is the guy that you fucking loser said was better
than Tom Brady. Fuck you, fuck you. I don't care
if he sucks all the weird fat out of his
cheeks as that strange buck and old surgery over the
fuck you pronounced it. Now he's starting to look like
a caved in fucking ghoul man. I don't care. I

(01:11:27):
don't care. He's still the greatest. Ha's ever done it.
He's still the fucking greatest. And I will defend that
the day after Christmas. How about that? Not even on Christmas.
The day after Christmas, I will go to bed for
fucking Tom Brady. But I will do that every day
for the rest of my life. And the only difference is,
of course, between the had and Aw's ones made money
and the winds. All right, so, folks, I'll be back shortly.

(01:11:49):
I'm gonna go take a couple of hour break. Thank
you to everybody that tuned into this. Thank you once
again to Drew in Chocolate for unlocking the shit, recording it,
fastening it off to old me. You do me and
Michigan record tonight. I don't know if I'm gonna try
to fit in something else to record in there in between.
I'm gonna try my best to not get cte and

(01:12:10):
that's all. You have a merry Christmas, post Christmas or
fucking New Year's whatever. Should I do plugs now? I'll
do plugs later, all right, Thank you again, guys, and
I'll see soon. Piggy piss on a diggity doodle dandy
all right, thank you, folks. Yankey doodle came to town

(01:12:31):
and let me see alight, let me he's going. I'm
glad all your beat. Thank you guys. All hug in here.
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