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July 29, 2025 • 36 mins
Anthony Thomas and Joe Numbers are back to get you ready for the biggest party of the summer with their official WWE SummerSlam predictions! The Cleveland card is stacked, and the boys break down every single match, giving their picks for what promises to be an epic night.
The card includes:
Undisputed WWE Championship: Cody Rhodes (c) vs. Gunther
Bloodline Civil War: Roman Reigns & The Rock vs. Solo Sikoa & Jacob Fatu
World Heavyweight Championship: Damian Priest (c) vs. Finn Balor
Women's World Championship: Liv Morgan (c) vs. Rhea Ripley
United States Championship: Logan Paul (c) vs. LA Knight
WWE Women's Championship: Bayley (c) vs. Jade Cargill
Who will stand tall at the end of the night? Tune in to hear the Souperstars' full preview and analysis!


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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wrestling too for a mature audience. I don't develop it.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
So we got ten matches on the car two nights,
number one. Wow, I'm doing this early. John Cena versus
Cody Rhodes street fight for the undisputed WWE Champagne ship
Ah Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I feel like you have to give it to Cody
just because now we're gonna start winding down the scene
of shit and because of the fact that Cody, if
he doesn't really win this, I don't know what you did.
He just have n't winned a game later on, what
do you do?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, no, John Cena wins. He's not retiring yet. He's
not retiring. You tell me he's going to lose the
title before he retires.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
And it's waited and it's a street fight.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, oh god, John Cena's gonna have the rock and
seth Rollins is gonna come back and.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Oh boy, yeah, so I guess you know you're you're
probably right because then you're gonna fuck him to the
point where later on he can then get the bell.
Hey he doesn't, okay, baba bua, Yeah, Sinah's gonna win this.
Then she will win this.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Sun Tiffany Stratton versus Jade Cargill singles match for the
Women's Championship.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Who bathroom? The bathroom is going to be the winner
of this match.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
That's so sad too, because there's so much hope behind
both of these these ladies. Tiffany has to retain, right.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I wouldn't be surprised. I wouldn't be terribly surprised if
she lost this to Jade. Well more than likely, though.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
She does lose it to Jade, then that's gonna set
up Jade and Naomi again.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Right, well, Naomi will interfere. Probably it will be the
sorry don't you well? No, maybe not, I don't know,
because then Jade and Naomi both have the title. Does
does Bianca turn heel that night? Is that what happens?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Bianca comes down and it looks like she's gonna help
Jade already some sort of yeah no, people saying no cash,
we already cashing. No, sure has the belt, guys, she's
doing good work. Yeah, But I I wouldn't be terribly
surprised if they put the belt on Jade just to
have it then Beyonca turn on her and then have

(02:21):
it be Jade versus Bianca. But like you said, man,
they're really just telling Tiffany to go kick fucking rocks. Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Tiffany like she needs the title, she needs to catch
up to the title Jade with the title.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Damn, dude, I don't know. I don't like the idea
of it either. But somebody's saying, why would Bianca turn
jealousy just like any other reason that you have people
turn on people that were their friends and storyline, right,
I'll hurt.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
The Bianca thing is so weird too, because she's not
a fan of either right now.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
True, she's frustrated with both of them when you see it. Yeah,
so it makes sense where it's like, I'm I'm doing
everything I could to help you get your fucking shine,
which she did. Bianca gave Jade a lot as a
tag team. You know, she really did put her on.
You know, she put her on. That's the best way
to say it. But you also have this spot where

(03:16):
it's like, if you give Jade that title, dude, boy,
you don't like these Goldberg matches, God fucking help you.
Oh that's what you'll be saying.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Why that's why you gotta have Tiffany on there. I
think Tiffany entertain, and then Naomi uses it to her
her title if she retains to lord it over, Jade
kind of spark that out. I kind of like where
the Jade, Bianca Naomi thing is is placed at right now,
I have no problem with all three of them hating
each other. That whoever's face, whoever's heel is almost like

(03:49):
whoever you like, because Jade has done some heel like things,
even though she's supposed to be the super baby face.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
They would be better off turning Jade heel, Yes, they
really would. They would if if Tiffany beats her in
some sort of quick sort of way, I guess whatever
it is, flash pin or you know, Jade tries to
do some sort of power move, Tiffany ends up pitting
her moon Salt one two three, and then Jade gets
up and just starts beating on Tiffany. And then you

(04:17):
keep Bianka faced by having Bianca come out and be like, Jade,
what the hell what is this? And then you turn Jade. Yeah,
I don't know, you know, so no, no.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
No, I like that because now if ja, if Jade
goes heal and Naomi is healed, they can still hate
each other as heels.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Right right, right, right right, and insane saying so Naomi
would be justified, Well, yeah, to some extent. And by
the way, that's like.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
That, and ye, that would make Naomi even more of
a bitch, which helps out Naomi. Jade is pretty much
on the fuck you, fuck everyone train.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
And you have Naomi looking at Bianca going, I told your.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Ass, right, yeah, I know you that's great. I like that.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
That might be a better way to do it.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Carol, Sure, yeah, yeah, all right, fine, I'm with you
on man, I want Jade to lose. Oh Randy Orton
and Jelly Roll versus Drew McIntyre and Logan Paul tag
team match. Jelly Roll's done a few interviews now where
he's talking to getting in shape for WWE, and he
looks like he has I think the number was two
hundred plus pounds he lost.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
God damn dude, he's a big boy. Well, you know,
I am perfectly fine with and I'm sure there's a
lot of people that see this type of match and
you know they're pissed about it or you know, why
is this said at a listen? Man, I don't give
a shit about jelly Roll. I don't care about it.
Butters Yes, yeah, oh, the old butter Boy. I don't know.

(05:38):
I don't care about his music. It's not for me.
It's never something that I'm going to care about. But
sometimes you have to go, hey, dude, this guy's shirts
are in like Target, in Walmart, Like this is a
This guy is clearly important to a lot of people.
We're not just getting some random dickhead completely to go

(05:59):
out and do this. There's an audience, it'll end up
on ESPN, it'll land up on it. There's a lot
of reasons for this to happen. And Randy's a grown
ass man and Drew's a grown ass man. It's fine,
it's fine. Who do I think will go over in this?

(06:20):
Do you have jelly Roll, Pin Logan Paul? Yeah, I
think you get away with that. I think you could
gel that off.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Jelly Roll did a good job when fucking Logan Hall
and Drew McIntyre floored his ass like he is down
for the cause. I really think that he's taken this seriously.
Obviously he's really taking it seriously if he lost two
hundred fucking pounds for this and in training, So we
don't know. Jelly Roll might be another one of these

(06:49):
surprise fucking celebrities that can do amazing shit in the ring.
I have zero clues.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
How depressing would it be if we get another one, though,
to some extent, like it's it's good, but it's also
like we just get to this point where like, hey,
why is the dudees making country rap and reggaetone right
better than the people were actually trained wrestlers. This is
a little worrying, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
It really means a lot of faith in the WWE system, though,
doesn't it. Yeah, I know, Sean Michaels deserves a raise.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Guys, come on, I know to some extent you sit
there and you go, is this a good thing a
bad thing? I'm not quite sure.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Never mind the dude that punched Cody in the back
of the face.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
So oh yeah, fien, fien, fien.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, Travis.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh, he supposedly has already fucked himself over by being
a fucking you know, shucking I know, right, I would
have jelly rolling.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
I don't think there's anything wrong with that, And especially
if his message to a lot of people as the
whole believe in yourself and you can come back from
this shit. I think it's a nice story, and Logan
Paul is a guy that people don't mind watching him
get his ass kicked and get beat up, right, and
especially by with a positive message. Why not?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, I mean I can already kind of see how
this finish would play out. I can sort of see
it in my mind where you would have Paul do something,
Drew gets taken out somehow. You know, Drew tries to
do something underhanded, Randy hits him with the r K O,
you have Jelly Roll do a fucking splash and one
two three.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Unless unless this dude is gonna be here for a while. Yeah,
I mean, I guess if we're looking at this as
like a one off exhibition match, I'm with you, jelly
Roll over Paul. But if this guy is gonna sit
there and work stories, if he's gonna take the Logan
Paul stance and be here for a few months, Fuck no,
maybe not. Maybe Drew and Logan win, then.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
We do you think that Jelly Roll hits him with
the Canadian Destroyer?

Speaker 2 (08:44):
He hits him with the the Spanish Fly is oh
the jelly roll up?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Did you like the Jelly Roll up?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
That's pretty good? Somebody just said that in the chat.
I'm stilling their joke.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Did jelly did jelly belly belly to belly and call
it the jelly belly Jesus, let's try to think jellyly.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Nothing belly related, not anymore jelly. Well, I mean he
still got a belly. Oh Andy said it?

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Thank you Andy, jelly bomb did jelly donut. I don't
know if you want to that's all two urban dictionary,
my friend. I don't know if you want that.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
One gunther gunther versus see them Punk singles match for
the World Heavyweight Championship.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Well, I mean, worst case scenario, we have Punk go
over and then Dingleberry Harvester come out and cash in
on him. Let's hope that's not the case. I really
don't think that's what's gonna happen, but that would be
I think that hope that happens on night one so
I don't have to see it.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
I think that would have been the plan had Seth
actually not been injured, right.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Oh, more than likely? Sadly, Yes, if Seth.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Wasn't injured, I think everybody would have expected the easy
see him Punk gets the win and Seth cash is in.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yes, because you want to have the story of Punk
gets his moment and then Seth takes it away from him, YadA, YadA, YadA.
But no, this I don't know. I mean, they would
have wanted that. Just what I'm saying is right, you
know that if it turns out says my knees okay, yay,
then god, I don't even want to think about that.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
It's just possible. Funny because everybody fucking schooled me. They're like, no, no,
the injury is real. What are you talking about? And
I'm like, I don't know, man, I when I saw it,
I thought it was just all acting. But fuck, what
do I know?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I think that anything that involves a knee, like an
actual knee injury, is a real tough one because you
can either have like a month. Right, there's NFL players
that go out and they have torn emcls and they play,
you know what I mean, Like that's they're like, oh,
MCL's torn, we can get you through the rest of

(10:44):
the season. That's fine, YadA YadA. But like, yeah, if
it's an ACL, you're figgoty fucked. You can't.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
They can't bring him out there with a torn MCL, right,
have him cash in pin Punk and then what disappear
for six more months with the title.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
What a nightmare? What a fucking night That's a sad,
sad thing. But it could possibly happen because we're talking
about Seth Rollins and Triple H's fucking blind admiration for him. Wow.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, that would be awful to purposely do that, to
give him the title, the World Heavyweight Championship, and then
immediately pull them off TV and not strip them, or
yet you do strip them, Like, what the fuck was
the point of any of this? If if that's the case.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
If you have them get the bells and then immediately
put it in a tournament, He's like, I just didn't
want Punk, damn it right, Oh dear lord, that sucks
so bad. Why did I say that aloud? That's terrible.
I'm like putting that into the ether of existence.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
I'm still going with Gunther retaining.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I just I hope so, and obviously both you and
I would root for Punk to win. But let's be real,
I don't think that that's gonna that's gonna be his moment.
If anything it's gonna have, it's gonna be to bally
happening at a fucking Chicago show or something that would
be the way to go.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
You know, rear Ripley, Naomi and Eo Sky triple threat
for the Women's Championship.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
This is gonna be a good match. I mean that's
I know, that's like such a fucking cop out answer
by be a good match, I don't know, you sort
of just have to have Naomi keep it. It seems
insane to me that you would go through all of
this and have the Evolution pay per view and all
that to go to just like put it back on

(12:32):
EO or to have Ria pin and unless what's your
plan is that, Like, are you gonna then turn EO?
Like it just it just feels like if you don't
have Naomi win this, you're taking those two women. You're
taking Riha and EO and everything that has worked for
them for the past year and just pissing on it.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
I think you're thinking too hard. I think you were right,
you had a hole in one. It's just going to
be a fantastic fucking match, and Naomi's going to Yeah,
I think that's what it asked. I think they're just
gonna focus on Look, these three women can go out
there and have a killer fucking match. Enjoy yourselves, right,
that's the that's the point. I mean, that's that's what

(13:13):
it's gonna be. We've now rented a new interesting era
where the women have the work rate matches and the
guys we sit there and go, how many people are
going to interfere? I don't know about that, dude. Before
Evolution there were some real bad women's matches happening over there,
and I know, but we woke everybody up, which is great.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
I wouldn't go there far. We got to give many
a credit.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Man.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
The women had the best mansion.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Any of this sans mania because me now has always
were Unless you're Jay or Jimmy, you have your best matches.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
I'm sorry we refer to him as big jim Yeah,
big Jemes. Yeah, I don't know what you means by Jimmy.
You mean big Jim yeah, Jaim all right, big Jimmy
doodle Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
I think this will be a great match for the
sake of having a great match, and it'll predictibly go
to nail me.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
And Naomi fucking pansy O. That's that's my guess.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Naomi pinzy o Becky versus Lyra No DQ no count
out last chance match for the WWE. I see if
Becky wins, a bird Girl can no longer challenge for
the title as long as Becky is champion. Man some
ae W rules on this ship.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Oh my god, I'm gonna have to if this is
night too, I'm gonna have to make sure I got
Wingstop ready to ship my brain to for this match.
Who cares? I'm sorry, I don't give a fuck Like I.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Know, Hey, I don't like when you give that answer, Joe,
because I listened to your show and I want your
fuck it.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I don't care. That's what's the best case scenario with this?
Is there a good Is there a good outcome to this?
Becky gets, keeps the belt? Who cares? Lira gets the belt?
Beck who Caresley gets somehow? That's what I'm thinking that Bailey,
I mean you're talking about turns. Bailey's the one that
I keep seeing people talking about She's gonna turn and

(15:07):
obviously her weird attitude on Monday with the tag team shit,
Bailey's characters ramping up to do something. I just can't
figure out what this is. What I've taken away from
this feud with these women is that none of them
are particularly likable in this setting, and I like Bailey.

(15:29):
I just think Bailey needs to speak less. And that
sounds very shitty of me to put it that way.
But the more Bailey talks and has these promos, the
more I look at her and just go, we don't
need all that, we don't need all that. You're a nice, hardworking,

(15:49):
believable wrestler that people like they can gather like when
you cut promos, We're just no, no, that's not for you.
That's just it doesn't work well for you. And Bird
Girls sucks shit. And I could care less what fucking
Becky does because it's it's just it is, what the
fuck it is. I don't even know who do you
think is gonna win this? I'm gonna throw this one
back at you. What do you do you think is

(16:10):
gonna win this?

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Becky wins via via Bailey interference.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
That's probably it sucks, all right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Because come out, because Bailey's gonna come out and go
you don't deserve a shot at the championship, and Bailey's
got a fair heel, and then Bailey and Becky are
going to get into their own shit. Another case of
two different heels hating each other, which I'm okay with that.
I'm glad that they're starting to develop levels for the women.
But can we not have the same storyline in black

(16:42):
and white? No pun intended?

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Can we not run three thruple type matches?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Right? Well, the storyline is pretty much the same thing,
just with different faces, right.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Right, right. Well, one match, you're looking at it and
you're going, damn, this is gonna be a fuck great match.
These women are gonna beat the shit out of each other,
are gonna work hard. And you look at the other
match and you go, let's just pray nobody breaks anyone's nose,
you know. And then the third match is Land Irish
women trying their best whatever it sucks.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Judgment Day Raquel and Roxanne versus Charlotte Flair and Alexa
Bliss tag team match for the Women's Tag Team Championship. Honestly,
I can see both sides winning this, right because you
have the dynamic with Raquel and Roxanne. Roxanne's kind of
the fuck up, still trying to get her feet and
I'm sorry, Roxanne is trying to get her feet and
Raquel's kind of going into big girl mode lately. Which works.

(17:41):
I like her as finally realizing that she's not four
foot two. But the Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss thing,
it's like, all right, you guys have them playing the
Daniel Brian Kane storyline, which is great, and there's a
little bit of a front of me thing there. I
don't know, I don't know what they do. I assume
that they they want to pull the trigger with this
Charlotte Flair and Bliss thing, right.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
This is this is now where, like I just said
the thing about Baireley needed to talk less, and I
guess I might as well piggyback. Well, well, I'm still
in the mindset of people saying I'm an asshole for
probably saying that. But is this evolution at Night two? Like,
are we we don't know how many women's how many
women's matches are on this these shows? Dude, just three more,

(18:25):
honest to god, I feel like we've already talked about
five women's matches, a lot of fucking women's matches.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Dude, out of the ten matches for the matches or
women's matches six or oh okay, oh my god. I
just it feels like maybe it's just because they're just
back to back to back to back, Like Charlie how
it's on Wiki at the moment, right, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah, I'm like, my god, You're like okay. And then
the next match we hear, right, but Chesse LaRue versus
Bussy McGhee, I'm like, what the fuck's going on here?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
For the win?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Clearly yeah, I mean obviously I'm rooting for Chessea LaRue
and this will be fun. This match will be fun.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Satch, you know what, another one that if jeedgment Day retains,
it's just going to be a good tag match, That's
what's gonna be. And Charlotte, especially Charlotte will be working
overtime to make everybody look great.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yes, this will be There'll be a lot. Charlotte's going
to need to stretch out before this match, and I like, yeah,
you stretched big time. And I like Roxanne, but it's
once again Roxanne is being mildly miscast as a heel
and anything that she's doing right now, she's clearly a
baby thing with it.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Because she's still working that angle in the back where
Finn Baylor is dangling her in front of Dominic, going
hey man, I know you're hungry.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
But you know, oh, Finn Baylor, Yeah, no, this will
be I think this is just they're going to retain.
They'll discertain, and they'll plant the seed of Alexa and
Charlotte having some sort of thing. Truthfully, I don't. I
really am not at all remotely interested in anything involving
Alexa Bliss and her return. Done mean, it just not

(20:02):
for me. It's not interesting to me. I feel like
we got so many years of seeing her, and I
know she has like super fans and people that just
will fucking jump off a bridge for her, so great, but.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
She hasn't grown at all either. I think that's the
biggest problem with Alexa Bliss is she's still holding on
to the bray WYI gimmick, yes, yeah, And I think
that's my big problem. It's like, okay, so clearly she's
just back here to sell merch and nothing else. Everybody
else has grown, and it's it's it's sad to say
bray Wyatt has passed and everybody else has kind of

(20:35):
grown away from that. Even the Wyat's Six, even though
they have the tag titles right now, are at least
trying to become their own entity. Alexa Bliss hasn't done
anything to show any type of growth. What her growth is.
She's made a friend with Charlotte Flair, not exactly fucking
leaps and bounds here.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
And also when I saw somebody be like, why are
you making fun of her appearance or whatever? The fuck,
I'm like, no, no, no, no, no no, I'm not made
get front of her appearance. I'm making fun of the
plastic surgeries and shit. But there's also this point too,
where and I can only imagine how this feels to
people that are even younger than us, like people that
are in their twenties even but when you're getting into

(21:15):
your thirties and you're still doing pigtails and I'm a
dolly and I well, baby, like, that's fucking okay, Like
you said, we gotta do something else, man, you got
to move past this, right because now you're like a
thirty something, your old mom and you're doing Google Gaga
baby shit.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Well that's what I'm hoping. I'm hoping that's what this
relationship with Charlotte is. I'm hoping Charlotte can grow Alexa
Bliss up a little bit.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Right, all right, Enough with the yeah, enough with the
hello Kitty bullshit stopping thirty start being a woman like me. Oh,
you know what, if they were able to pull off
that dynamic, I'd be into it. But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
That's some Live Morgan levels of Judgment Day growth that
we're talking about there though, too, So.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
I'm putting a lot of expectations on this.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
You know, I'm gonna go with Judgment Day retaining.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
I think so too.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, Solo's a call versus Jacob foto steel cage match
for the WWEUS Championship.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
This has the potential to be better than we expected
it to be or real boring depending on where you
put it on the card. And I'm not saying like
real boring as far as like obviously, Jacob's gonna come
out get a huge pop. He's going to be a
fucking He's going to be a star going forward to
anybody that doesn't see or realize that or acknowledge that.

(22:37):
God help you. But depending on when this happens on
the show, this, like I said, could be fucking awesome
or it could be a drag. It could be a
real fucking drag if it goes longer than ten minutes.
I'm saying Solo if it's shorter Jacob, because this could

(22:58):
be one or two things. If you're asking me how
this match should go. If it's Solo, catches them in
the ring, gives him some heat, beats him up for
five or six minutes, and then Jacob gets back on
him and he, like I said, beats him in under
ten minutes, then we got it. Otherwise it's going to
be Solo. Heind cuffs every guy that's ever fucking been

(23:22):
to Hawaii, in comes Talla smallA Cuckamonga, Wakataka, everybody like it.
Otherwise it'll just be that fuck fest and then Solo
will win. I don't know who do you think is
actually going to win this though, dude, I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
I'm looking forward to a Drew mec Entire Shamus showdown. Well,
I would like to think that Solo and Jacob, being family,
trust each other enough to have an actual brutal fucking match.
Steel cage matches are supposed to mean brutality. And if
they don't do that, if they have an exhibition match

(23:58):
where they might bump his head on the cage once,
it's gonna suck. But if they're and that's my fear
if they're going to trust each other and go in
there and be the savages who they are inside, We're
deep down in the cockles of their heart, be those
tribal savages just monstrously beating and eating the shit out

(24:22):
of each other. I would like to see Jacob thought
to win.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah, Jacob's gonna be Yeah. Well, honestly, the only reason
why I could see them not having Jacob win this
is because they have plans for them to do something bigger.
That would be the only reason why. The only way
that I could see them saying, hey, we're not gonna
have Jacob win this match is if the plan is
then for him to go after Gunther, that that would
be the only next move truthfully for him. With that said,

(24:48):
depending on which night this is on and the level
of fuckery that happens on this, I'm unfortunately going to
have to pick solo. Okay, I don't want them, but
I have a feeling that if you're gonna to do
this cage thing and oh we're gonna have it's gonna
come once again. Here's gonna come the taller and smaller
and dopey and doc and sleepy and all the other

(25:10):
fucking guys, and that's more than likely what it will be.
So I'm regrettably regretfully picking solo.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah, Dominic mysterio versus AJ styles singles match for the ic.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Dom And I don't know either way you do this.
I mean, this has to be Dominic, has to be
love AJ, but A has been wonderful, absolutely wonderful. But yes,
it has to be Dominic. Yes, that's just that there's
no way around this.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Well, no, that there's nowhere else for Dominic to go.
Can't He can't insert himself into the world picture yet.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
No, no, god no, And that's gonna take years for
him to get to there. And this is working, it's and.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
I don't think he does it as a heel either.
I think by the time that Dominic is ready for
the world title picture, he does it as a face
or maybe of in a surprise face turn.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, he'll he'll be. He'll face within the next year,
maybe maybe two if we're being generous, Within the next year.
I am predicting that he will be not a kissing babies,
you know, high fiving the fans babyface, but a face
nonetheless will be kind of accepted as that.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
I don't know how it okay. In the chat brings
up an interesting twist, AJ wins and he brings it
with him to TNA.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Now, obviously they made it very clear that AJ, you know,
is a part of the TNA nation. Still they had
him make his surprise return. But what what would dad?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
I don't know who's the TNA champion right now? It's
a who God? Who was it that beat? Antanna? Condamn it?
Williams Oh trick? Maybe you have trick? Fuck?

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Could you over and wins that way? Maybe?

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah? Have him be like, why'd you fucking come out
on my show? Motherfucker? He says, calling TNA is my show,
n XT is my show, and now I'm gonna make
fucking bras smack down my show too. Fuck you.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Sorry. My notifications keep popping up and I keep turning
them off, and it keeps turning itself back on. Fuck
you windows.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
By the way, the audio sounds a lot better now.
I don't know what whatever you fixed with that, It
sounds good. Yeah, I turned off the suppression which were
complaining about before, so I turned it on even though
I knew better, but you complained about it, so I
it sounded man, the suppression. Man, it's better this way. Yeah, no,
I I really think that you gotta go with Dom

(27:35):
just keeps it. I don't know how you get there,
but Dom keeps it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Roman reins and jay Uso versus bron Breaker and Bronson
Reid tag team match.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Wait, this isn't alright? Which which one of the Brons
eating the pin?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Are you kidding me? You the other way around? Other
way around? Dude, jay Uso is eating all the dick.
It is a tag team match. It is an exhibition match.
If it doesn't get decued, then jay Uzo loses to
bron Breaker.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Easy.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Easy.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Man.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Never had a doubt about this match. Really, if there
was something important in this match, I would agree with you.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
There is this literally, this is your main event though
of like Night one.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Oh this is an opener.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Oh okay yeah yeah then yeah you're right, and then
I'll go the other way. Yeah bron Yeah, bron Breakers
hits Jay with the fucking spear. One two three. That's
that's got to be it. Because to me, when you're
we're thinking of this match, I'm going, Okay, Roman reigns,
he's coming back. He's having a match, main event Night one, right,
that would be my thought. And then Night two, Oh.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
I would think Gunther and cm Punk has got to
be a main event and Sena and Rhodes have got
to be a main event, right.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, So Sena and Rose will be Night two main event,
I would assume, and in Night one you would.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Maybe have guntheram Punk.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Would you have Gunter and Punker? Where you have it
Roman as I don't.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Know bag match. If the tag match is the main event,
that it's going to be full of puckery anyway.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Well, it depends on what if Roman has a reservation
to go to the steakhouse like Brock Listeners style back
in the day. Yeah, I don't know, Honest to god,
I feel like you're right to safe bet is Braun
and this match goes on early for some reason.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
I know everybody wants to see Roman Rains, but they'd
rather see John Cena and Cody Rhodes more like you
would have to have Roman Reigns and USO versus bron
Breaker and Bronson Reid on the same night as John
Cena and Cody Rhods.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Okay, I think this is a thank you to Ashley
in the chat room. I think this is the real. Okay,
so they're saying Saturday. Okay, so Saturday in the main
event of this Yeah no, no, see okay, gun there
and see mpunk. All right, you're right, so yeah, gun
there and see mpunk. We'll headline it. Yeah all right,
so you know what, I'm sticking with what you said there.
That's a good choice. Brown Breaker and Bronson.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Jamey's a ver is carrying cross isn't even on here?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Huh oh ship, okay, across cross across. Yeah, you have
to keep that going because if you don't what what
what's the point?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
I don't know where you got that from, but it's weird.
The font doesn't match, so oh well.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Maybe trying to try to give us fake ship.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Oh no, no, I'm sure they got it from a
nice place. But if you look at the actual date,
the date doesn't match anything. The date is just some
random font.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Oh okay, could just be shitty graphic design. Let's see.
All right, so we did we get them all? Did
we miss any of these matches?

Speaker 2 (30:37):
All? Across and Samy's got to be cross and yeah,
oh yeah, I think that was That was a New
Summer Slam Night one and night two. Hell yeah, to
Night one. I'm not sure what I'm gonna have on.
I'll probably have on Andrew.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
And it's not a bad Yeah, that's not a bad call.
You should see who's kicking around there. See if ste
if John's kicking around, he's been he I think he
wanted to do the Revolution Show with us too, but
it just didn't. Yeah, I think he was doing something.
He might be kicking around. He might be into that.
But yeah, SummerSlam Cart itself doesn't. It doesn't look as
bad that way. It's definitely more spread out when you

(31:12):
see it that way, because you got six matches on
night one and then what five matches night two? Okay,
that's fine, and they'll probably sprinkle in something this week,
some random shit. So I guess too.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Makes sense too, because if it's John Cena and Cody
Rhodes in a street fight, that match can eat up
a lot of time.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Oh boy, yeah, just.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Go around hitting each other with popcorn bags, you know. Great?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
If well, this is what's crazy to me. You look
at Night two, right, and this is of course, assuming
this is on the level. You have Naomi Eo and Ripley.
They're going to beat the shit out of each other. Yes,
you have bird Girl and you have Becky, which is
the bathroom break, but they'll still beat the shit out
of each other. You have Solo and Jacob, which.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
You kind of got to watch that. That one's gonna
be yeah too. That's you know, up between that steel
cage and that street fight. That's gonna eat up most
of your time. That's gonna eat up the cross in
Sammy match time. I think, yeah, this okay. So yeah,
you have Jacob and Solo. Like I said, that could
go ten minutes, That could go a fucking half I know,
but it's gonna go longer because you gotta present their

(32:17):
entrances and then you gotta present the steel cage coming
down for five minutes, and then you know, and then
you have the packages. Like I think that one's gonna
eat hup a lot of times.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Now, supposing once again that this is what they do.
Do you give Dom in aj styles twenty minutes half
an hour and you let this be a real making
performance for Dom. And I'm not saying I'm like, oh,
Dom's gonna become a babyface, but do you make this
where look at Dom, he's a fucking wrestler, dude, Like

(32:51):
he can actually go to distance and AJ can make
him look spectacular.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
I don't think he needs twenty minutes to do that.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
I well, I might do it anyways, just because they
need to feel some time.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Maybe, but I kind of feel like AJ and Yeah,
but they can also fill time with commercials. Joe, they
love commercials.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
That's a good point. I'm sure they can tell me
more about cola guards.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
I mean, they're gonna sit there and say, Joe, instead
of wasting more time on having a compiling wrestling match,
how about we add more commercials and line our wallets
a little bit more with your blood money?

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Yeah? So, hey, man, did you want to see AJ
styles and like the waning probably last year of his
wrestling career. I'm like, yeah, that sounds enjoyable. That seems
like a nice way to wrap it up to, like or
cornsurance Slimjym. Yeah, have you heard of this, slim Jim?
Have you heard of it?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Is he new?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
So? Have you heard of this?

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Why not doing slim Gym commercials? I'm just saying, Oh,
it seems like it's an easy one. Big Jim like
slim Gym.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Big Jim like slim Jim.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Right, I'd buy that for a dollar.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Maybe maybe when they finally decide to piss in Ella
Knight's mouth again for no reason, don't have him and
his brother and be like, Hey, oo's I'm Jay, I'm
main event.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
He's like, you want to be main event. You want
to be Big Jim with the slim Jim.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
See, if Our Truth was still a comedy character, you
could have Big Jim and then Truth come out as
Slim Jim.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Oh, and then little Jimmy and he could come out
with the small Yeah, like the half slim Jim.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah, like a midget our Truth. But it's like it's
little Jim.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
I'm more interested in the dynamics of selling gaged freeze
dried beef than I am Lyra of Helcario.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
I don't care about her. I just don't. All right,
let's get ready to wrap it up. Much love to
everybody listening live, and much love to the people listening
to his life on the Patreon. We will see you
guys shortly. Joey, you'll sit next Sunday. Oh yes, now
you're coming back. You're basically coming back Saturday, but you're

(34:58):
gonna obviously need time.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah. Well I'm running up. This is the schedule I'm
running because most of the summer I've just been kind
of like staring at my ball. So I really have
been doing much awesome, which has been nice. It's been relaxing.
But this week it's going to Vegas, coming back Friday night,
getting in the car at six in the morning, going
to my friend's bachelor party for one night, then leaving

(35:25):
Sunday afternoon, cadding home in time, and watching Summer Slam.
So busy, busy boy. I'm gonna be a busy, busy boy.
But you know what I don't. I don't do that
very often. I'm not like out and about much. So
I'll be all right. I'll live, you know, I'll live, Morgan,
I'll be okay, there you.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Go, all right, everybody, Oh daddy, Oh, let's get the
fuck out of here. Much love, everybody, Take it easy,
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Speaker 1 (35:58):
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