WWE ELIMINATION CHAMBER POST SHOW (Wrestling Soup 3.1.25)

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wrestling Soup is in tenemented for a mature audience.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Walk don't fuck yourself, Damn wrestling Soup. I Am Anthony
Thomas join along with the Josephe numbers.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Hell yeah, we're here for the Chamber, dude, the Chamber,
the Canadian Chamber of Horrors.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
That's what this was. Taking the chamber directly down our gullets.
I swear man, Wow.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
This feels weird, doesn't it doesn't it, especially after when
we did the show the other day and it's like, yeah,
what if they just turned scene a heel? And it's like,
I don't know if they want to do that for
the guy's last round. He wants to sell a bunch
of merch and make all the money and probably wants
to And then they're.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Like, nah, you were right, you do that. You're right,
you were right cause we started off. You were right,
you were absolutely right. I sat there the entire time.
I'm like, there's no way they could turn sena heel.
It's been twenty years. He makes too much money, he
has an image, he's the ambassador of the company. Blah
blah blah blah blah. Why would they turn him now

(01:23):
at the retirement portion of his career and not anytime
in the last twenty years, and it's always like, yeah, no,
it'll be seen.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
A dude, don't worry about it. And I'm like, oh yeah, which.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
By the way, I was saying that in a way
like that'd be kind of funny, right, that'd be kind
of funny if they went to that direction, Like that'd
be neat if that was their if that was their
plan all along. But no, this whole angle was unfortunately
dampened by the fact that Toronto.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I mean, yeah, yeah, never ever go back to the city.
I mean, I'm sorry, like.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Wwweves, I don't know how much money they made. I'm
sure that they'll do a post show interview where they'll hear, oh,
we made six trae jillion dollars and we've never made
more money in our entire lives, aside from when we
go to Saudi Arabia and sell our souls. But this crowd,
he didn't give a single solitary shit. They didn't they really,

(02:26):
they did not care. Like this is what they saw
tonight at the end of this show was twenty years
in the making. Twenty years, if we were being generous,
just fifteen that's all just fifteen where since the year

(02:49):
two thousand and ten, let's say, just being generous again,
people were saying, when is the sena thinking, when are
they going to mix this up? When are they going
to turn him heal? Why are they going to change
his character? And they get it in the Year of
Our Lore twenty twenty five and the crowd goes mild.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
They were non existent. It wasn't even mild. You would
have expected a lot more of the let's go Cody
or fuck you Sina like you would have expected even
the battle chance of people that like the Rock and
like Cody Rhoads and like John Cena and are kind
of fighting each other. It just seemed like a lot
of people were sitting on their hands. It almost felt

(03:30):
like we were in New Japan.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Oh dude, if I was Cody Rhodes right now, I'd
be seriously having some sort of an identity crisis.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Might feel like, am I am I famous? Like? Am
I a star? Right?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Am I important? Because I'm pretty sure this guy who
has been the face of his company for damn near
a quarter of a century, who has been a baby
face thru and true forever and ever and ever and
then the fucking Rock just beat me and bloodied me. Right,
and this crowd are acting like they just watched a

(04:09):
fucking Denia de Nia Jacks match earlier the night.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
I had no idea what the fuck was going on,
and that's all we were too.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Man.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I wanted to throw this out here real quick. Thank
you very much for Marlow, he said, definitely didn't have
a seal. A seal seeing a heel turn on my
twenty twenty five bingo card in his farewel run no
less Wow, Well, Seal, the guy that made Kiss from
a Rose, he could still show me the one that
was Yeah, I was gonna say he's the one that
run ran down the rock down the ramp, right, no Seal.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Could you imagine if that was the case, Like if
wwe now like it's like, well, we can get bad Bunny,
we could get Travis Scott.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
He's doing pretty he's doing pretty good. Yeah, but what
if we got Seal. You know how cool it would
be if Rock just beat the hell out of Cody
Rhodes while Kissed by a Rose is playing in the background,
Come on.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
With the silk shirt on on his knees, scramble eggs
burns on his fucking face. Well, he's lying buddy on
the mat cel is circling him like the Randy Orton serpent.
And he says, there's so much, I maka tell you
so much. He could say, maybe maybe this absolutely anemic

(05:20):
crowd would have reacted to that. I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
They were lost out there. They were absolutely lost out there.
I so overall, I mean, we don't have to do
this thing in order, we don't have to follow the rules. No,
I mean, let's start it this way. I mean, this
is probably the main this is the main event, right,
I mean, of course, this was what everybody's been waiting
for for a while. They've been teasing Cody signing up
or or giving up his soul, his soul to the Rock.

(05:47):
That's another thing. I really don't understand. What's what the
fucking face touching? What is what is the soul in
the cheeks or something? Why does Rock have to touch
Cody's face all the time. It's fair very weird. It's
very uncomfortable to watch. I don't like my wife touching
me in the face, let alone another man twice my size.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
It's just the Rock the outfit choice once again, I mean,
there's just these things that now this show as a
whole really put the fucking boots to me. And I
have my buddy with me, Corn who watches most of
these paper juice with me, who's the same age, early forties,
and we're both just sitting there, like Randy Orton comes

(06:29):
out and we're like, dude, we're old shit. And then
like we see seeing I and we're like, fuck, we're old, dude. God,
we're so fucking old. And then you see and then
you see what the hell the rock is out there
looking like yea and his weird tinted dad glasses and
bell bottoms and he's and he's like caressing Cody's face again.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
And Cody, give me your soul.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
The quick question for anybody in the chat who had
a father, is that what dads do? Can somebody please
tell me? Is this what dads do?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
I don't know before they go to the store for cigarettes, Yeah,
maybe that's what?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Is that what they do?

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Like take care of your mother. I'll never see you again.
I just I'm going to the corner store for some
cool ultra lights one hundreds and then half a gallon
of two percent milk.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
He just touches your face and he's just like you're
left handed. He'll never play football, like or something like that.
I don't know, Like is that what happens?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I don't know. Man, Real Quick Blazing Bolts says, I
thought Punk would be the one to sell his soul
hashtag final Boss. I'm with you, Bolts, That's who I picked.
I thought CM corporate man Punk he had promo since
he got here in the beginning. I'm not here to
make friends, I'm here to make money. Rock is clearly
implying that he has lots of just I'm sorry eying

(08:00):
that he has lots of money. Like it's a rock system.
It's the implication, right right, yeah, I mean it's either
him or or Oprah Winfrey one of those who have
the money.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
But maybe the weird thing now that you mentioned it,
with the Rock being like I have all this money,
I have all these things to offer you. I'm like,
is John Cena not really fucking famous? Like that's what's weird?
Like Cody being like I could go to that next level.
The Rock could take me to that next level. To

(08:33):
be honest, Sina's there right right, Scena's there, and in
all fairness, at this point, I would make a pretty
good case for the fact that John Cena is more
famous than The Rock in some respects.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, you could.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
I could make a pretty good case for that. You
hear Sena's voice doing commercials, and he's all over McDonald's dads.
He does all these different movies like that are by
the way, they're not zillion dollar our cargo BEP broom
broom films, but they're successful. Oh yeah, So it's not
like I said, like Sina sitting around like well with

(09:08):
only I could escape the wrestling bubbles, like, no, he's
done that. So unless the story here is Sina going, well,
actually I relate more to him now than the wrestlers.
You fools, you silly gooses. You thought that I was
a wrestler. Still, No, I'm a big movie star like
The Rock, and that's why we're pals.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
I don't know. I'm sure there's going to be an
exclamation sooner than later, but we'll see what happens with that.
Athletic gamers says Fans sends sixteen twenty four, now fell
to eleven seeing Punk and Sina again, Yeah, a little bit.
I mean you definitely, it was definitely like, Hey, didn't
I see this before? When did I see this? Left?
You had to go on the Wikipedia? When was the

(09:48):
last time I saw the Punk and Sina? You know
which by the way, Punk?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Two? Like seeing Punk and him doing his thing. And
I have to thank Punk for this two things. One,
thank you for parting your hair, because when you were
scooping it back, like I said the other day, not
looking good. And two was he the only one that
remembered that your whole body was going to be on camera,
so you should attempt to let us sun ray hit you?

(10:16):
At some point, Sina, dude, Sina looked paler than I am,
and I am quite pale, and I get I get
more color via high blood pressure than he had in
that fucking wrestling ring.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Is that something? Is that something that white people worry about?
Because I think Sina looks fine. His lack of tone,
his cheesy kind of creaminess that he had going on
in the ring, it made sense. It was perfectly fine.
He was taking lessons from Shamus a little bit. Is
that what do you think we all look like?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Mish this the color?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I thought that's what you aspired to while most people
try to well, it's either it's either that creaminess or
it's that red, that wonderful shade of like pain and red.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, my yeah, I'm usually like ideally, ideally, I'd like
to look at my arms and be reminded of a
saucer of ice cream.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
There you go to usually see that seems perfect, That
seems perfect.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Nothing scary and weird about No, it's they just looked
he But I.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Think that's kind of the deal. You want him to
look old. You really want him to look like hip
dad at the club, like, yeah, I have to go
to that lab, walk down to the ring and flip
flops and shit in a Hawaiian shirt, Like I don't
want that sena either. I think Son is perfectly fine.
And the fact that he aged while still wearing the jorts,

(11:35):
he aged while still being the fruity pebble, it makes
sense because now he's out of his element. He's still
dressing like he did twenty years ago, but now it
doesn't fit. It's kind of like that guy that wears
that T shirt from high school and he's forty five
years old and it doesn't fit anymore, but he still
wears it. That's what John Cena is right now. Well, real,

(11:57):
real question. Yes, Sina wearing compress socks now too old man,
like he bought them at CBS. Like he's like, he's
got the diabetic socks on.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, my tootsies are aching, like right right, just I'm
hoping that's what this is. Like, Sina is really leaning
into I'm too old to be doing this gimmick. That's
why you can see my hideous bald spot. That's why
I'm wearing hiked up, fucking diabetic socks. That's why I'm
pale as a ghost. And next week he'll show up

(12:30):
and he'll have a tan and a suit, and you
know that dastardly seen how he fooled does That's my
only hopes.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Otherwise, what the fuck? Lufisa wanted to add in here too.
She's like, I have not been this excited about an
angle for years. Fuck Toronto.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
So oh yeah, dude, dude, I mean, I'll tell you
this much. Okay, I've done a lot of Montreal slander
on here as a Bostonian the in recent weeks.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Sure, for for for reasons, for reasons, yes, of course.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
But if that happened in Montreal, they might hoot and
holler a tad they might actually go, Wow, what a
crazy thing to have happen, as opposed to in Toronto.
I'm like, no, wonder you people love Drake good God.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
I mean they were barely audible for what Kevin Owens
and sammy's Ain were doing out there. There were points
of that match where they were quiet, and I'm like,
these two men are actually killing each other without blood
squirting everywhere. I know, I can't really make any assessment
of the fan base for that, but real quickly, you
throw this up there, Blazing Boltsalza's Team Corporate Baby. Nick

(13:44):
Nammath fan says, it just sucks that Yeatman is wrestling
for the world title and see him Punk is slumming
it with Seth again.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, that is painful. That is really painful. I mean
seeing seeing ses out there and this role still it's
it's gotta it's gotta stop, man, It's gotta fucking stop,
and him coming out in that fucking off. By the way,
I am sick of hearing the comparison of Seth's outfits

(14:16):
to Macho Man Randy Savage. If you're saying that, yeah,
check check check yourself, because like Macho Man Randy Savage,
wearing tassels and a cowboy hat is the same thing
as Seth Rowlins. It's like, no, I how.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
In what universe?

Speaker 1 (14:33):
No? Unfortunately, now we're going to be cursed with that
fucking match, which if you want to see that, lucky you.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
I guess, I mean not for me. Well, let's go
to it. The elimination chamber main event match. May as
well get into this. Rollins and McIntyre started off, then Priest,
then Paul, then Sina, then punk is how we introduce everybody.
Rollins wasn't too flagrant with his outfit tonight. It wasn't
the worst possible thing that he could have wore. I

(15:02):
thought the mc hammer pants slash IVENMT was a worst
choice the other night. But yeah, so I don't know,
I mean, there were big points. I was actually really
impressed with Logan Paul, you know, first time being in
this situation and.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
The second time, can you believe that already? Can you
believe that he's already had two of these matches? Because
they said that, and I go, oh, Jesus, this guy
has already been two of these chamber matches. But no,
he's just such a freak goddamn athlete. Yeah, that it's
like anybody that can hate him for all of the

(15:39):
online stuff that he has done, which I don't know
the extent of I shouldn't know.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
It's bad. Look, look, if you take the character aside
from the person, yeah, he's not a great person period.
Look it up yourself. He's done some some heinous things
to people, right of course, and when that comes to fruition,
that will be something that we'll probably talk about whenever
that happens. But as far as what he can do

(16:05):
in the ring, he's impressive. As far as the fact
that he can get people to genuinely hate the shit
out of him, whether it's real or imagined, it's impressive.
He does a good job. Arguably, he's probably the second
biggest heel in the company, third maybe behind the dominic mysterial.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oh yeah, you know what that's That would be kind
of fair. That'd be kind of fair at this point.
But also just the fact that he gets so much
of the little the little parts of it, the nuances,
the facial expressions, the selling, all of that. I have
no problem with him being put in these types of situations. Honestly,

(16:43):
I see him more being in these matches at this
point than Damian Priest. Holy shit, Priest being in this
match was one of those moments where you just go, that.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Was nice of them to pretend, right.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
That was nice of them to be like, well, hey, pal,
you had a real good year last year. You you
are in the Elimination Chamber match. Oh boy, Like not
everybody knew that this guy had absolutely, positively zero chance
within this thing.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Keep us a body. He's very limited, And that's the
problem with Damian Priest is that he seems very limited.
Here's a guy who really does have all the tools
behind him. Me and LuFisto and Jeff Flippin Andrew Carlock
were doing the Elimination Chamber pre show as well as
the SmackDown post show last night, and when we were
talking about Priests, it's one of those things where it's

(17:34):
like this guy, he's big, he's good looking, he can
talk well enough. Nailing down a personality is a different story,
but he can actually emote, you know what I mean,
So he has the ability to talk. Personality wise, he's
kind of flipping back and forth, but he has all
of these duels. He had a great group with the

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Judgment Day when he was leading the Judgment Day. His
initials start away from that with rear Ripley was good.
People were behind him, even though they laughed at the
bisexual undertaker stuff. Like through it all, Damien Priest is
a guy who'd look at and go, Okay, he's going
to be something down the road. He's got all the
tools that you need, but he's not doing anything with him.

(18:16):
I found like he's regressed. It's like, how do you
start off better than you end up?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Now he's got to change a lot. I mean, they've
got the look the matches that just the overall like
just presentation of the guy. Right, this idea of a giant,
forty something year old Puerto Rican dude and Pleather who
comes out to Slayer in the year twenty twenty five,

(18:43):
I'm like, guys, this resonates with almost nobody. And this
is coming from somebody who's forty and has seen Slayer
life multiple times. I'm still looking at it and going
this is not this is not going to work, and
it will never fucking work. It's just not going to happen.
But yeah, he was a body in this match, and yeah,

(19:05):
I mean overall, it was a very fun match that
went pretty much exactly how I was expecting to other
than of course, Unfortunately, now we have to deal with
the fact that we're gonna see Seth versus Punk, which
I have just no interest in this, zero, zero interest

(19:26):
in seeing that whatsoever. Hasn't Punk already beaten this guy
clean as a sheet? Yeah, of course, yeah, so what
are we doing like that? We just reached this point
where sometimes WWE does this and you expect this out
of the other company, where guys will have these feuds
or they'll have these back and forth and all this tension,

(19:47):
and oh they're going to build to the smatch, and
then they have the match, one guy wins completely clean,
and then the other guy just goes nah ah, and
then we just got to keep doing it.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
I think it falls more in line with we didn't
know what to do with Seth, like me and you
a few weeks ago even talked about what the potential
card could be for WrestleMania, and one of the problems
that meaning you constantly get stuck on, is what the
fuck do we do about Seth. It's not like you're
just gonna say, oh, Seth, you didn't make it to WrestleMania,
Sorry about that. Bud maybe next time we knew he

(20:19):
was gonna be what to do with him? Yeah, but
ones that wwe would actually do ah so, But that's
what I'm saying. That's why Punk gets saddled with him,
because I don't think they wanted to have Punk versus
Drew again. Drew's in this weird state where he's on
this continual loss and there's gonna be a light at
the end of the tunnel of why Drew is losing

(20:42):
everything now And I don't know where they're going with that,
but that's eventually gonna show itself. He's become more of
a loose cannon as time goes on, like he's flipping
out more, which makes sense for a guy who is
once their champion to be this just consummate loser right now.
But then when you look at like Punk Punk, we
were thinking it was going to be Punk and Cody

(21:03):
at the damn WrestleMania. That's where I was at. And
even with you bringing up John Cena, that's still an
option too. But at no point was I thinking on
my bingo card, Oh, it's gonna be Seth and Punk again.
Come on, guys, Seth and Punk.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
I'm really looking forward to it. By the way, the
stipulation of course being what Seth is just jealous of him? Still?

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Is that what we're going? Right? And and they're.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Like, Seth is is he a heel? Like I fucking
hate this guy. I fucking hate his character, I hate
his matches. I just do not understand on the insistence
of this, Like you said, somebody just gets put on
Seth duty. It's like when a bunch of people have
to go to the fucking amusement park and one person
scared to go on the roller coasters, right, and someone's like,

(21:52):
I'll stay with I'll stay with Seth's he's afraid of
the roller coasters, So will you guys ride this time?
And next time you'll have to be saddled with fucking
Seth Just garbage.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Verbal soul, says Travis Scott. Being in it made it
hilarious that that was funny. He was just kind of
standing there. Well, it was funny when they were saying
that he was lighting up stage. I thought he was
just lighting up a blunt. I didn't know that he
was lighting up I thought this would just pulled out
a blunt and just started rolling it off and just Lightening.

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I'm like, well, shit, it really opened Netflix era.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
By the way, the idea, I get it that they're
using the Travis Scott song, which is just I don't
know what's going on in the song. Hates sound like
an old white guy, but it's just him saying beep
over and over again.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Is that what the song is? Yeah, it's just beep, beep,
beep beep.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Like I dude, I have listened to my share of
rap music throughout my entire life, in hip hop and
trap and fuck it, all of the drill, and I'm like,
this guy is so popular. Why I I really do
not get him. That guy I do not get. And
also the fact that people were killed at his concert

(23:06):
well questioned Potato, Potato, I guess that never.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Happened at a poppy concert. Just saying that never happened
a Chubby Tricker show back in my day, the Beach
Boys liked. I liked her music tonight. I'll be honest.
I like that it fits really well with Elimination Chamber.
I'm not just saying that because I'm one of her
biggest fans besides Triple H. But yeah, no, it's a
good sun.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
I think it should have been the beat beat beat
beat beat, beat beat beat beat song, or that's for WrestleMania.
My apologies, Travis, Yeah, Travis gott just standing there like
it was just watching this whole thing happen. Picture if
at the time when the whole thing happened with Hogan, Okay,

(23:48):
if for whatever reason Coolio was standing in the fucking ring,
that's kind of what it felt like to me, where
just some random rapper who was very popular at the
time was just chilling there right watching the whole thing
like he's like, damn, Alcaus, that's that's crazy, that's crazy. Hullo,
what are you man?

Speaker 2 (24:09):
I want to throw this up here? Too tight in
the heel, says I see the turns heel. We're staying
up till four am for it. So oh you very good? Yes,
pounds God to Patrick O'Connell saying, Seth is oh Jesus sorry,
Seth is just coming across like a girl who didn't
get called back after a horrible date. In regards to

(24:31):
Punk go Away, Yeah, well that's.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Kind of been the feeling in general for a very
long time. When Punk came back, I said, this whole
feeling now looking at these two is like when you
were when you were a young guy and you'd go
to the go to the restaurant with your family. How
did your how did your parents make you order a hamburger?
What temperature did you have to have a hamburger at?

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Oh they didn't even give me the option. It was
always well done. Everything is well done, cooked tool crisp.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yeah, so you're like when you're a little kid, your
parents are like, you guy, get it.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
I want a hamburger. Okay, it's well done, but but
I could eat all the fish raw. So that makes sense. Yeah,
that's good. Well, to make sure our little little boy
gets mercury. Yeah, omega threes. Drink the tuna juice. Drink it.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
No, Like when you were a young man, yes, of
course you have your well done burgers that your parents
would make you eat. And then someday you grow up
and you get a medium or a medium rare burger
and you're like, this is this is food Heroin, How
did I not know? This was so fucking Oh my god,
this is so different. Seth Rowins is the well done hamburger, right,

(25:44):
And everybody that has experienced just seth Rawlins is like.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Oh, this is delicious, but if.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
You actually saucy im punk, you're like, oh no, that's
the medium burger this guy is. So this is the much, much,
much much better version of him. And unfortunately now we're
back to being confronted with the fact that it's like, no,
you have to just keep eating this well done burgered.
It's like, we know, we know, we don't why do

(26:13):
we have to keep eating it? It's like, I don't
know because Tripa ah like likes it, I don't know,
put up with it?

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Fucking sucks. Verbal Soul says to Sena, get a new
song with Travis Scott. I mean you have to change
his music at this point, after all this time, you can't.
What are you gonna do? Go back to the Thuganomics shit.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
I hope Sena does another rap song. I really do.
That would be the move if all of this time
they were secretly actually planning and plotting this and he
had a song with Travis Scott and it was like
an updated trap version of thug Anomics. But he came
out in the suit and was acting like the businessman

(26:58):
and he was like, see, I did the rap music
for you guys again. Do you like it? Like just
be a real, real smarmy little bit fuck you like
that would be the only way that you could really
get that to go with him. But yeah, I don't know, man,
this was still the way that that went down. I
can't completely ship on that. It's just the crowd made

(27:20):
this so bad.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
I can't repeat that enough. The crowd made this seem
so unimportant compared to what it should have.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah, Jake Johnson says, I'm waiting for Seth to rock
a whale tail. Godlita, you haven't. Oh yeah, the little rattail.
Maybe the essay Rios for sure. Joseph Marras says, the
scene will be look a year long heel finishing with
facing the rocket next year's mania calling him now.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Then he'll he'll he'll rEFInd himself. Is that what it
will be?

Speaker 2 (27:52):
I mean, you can't retire him as I mean, I
don't even know. I don't even know, because you know what,
at no point that I say, yeah, Sina will go here,
Well that just I thought about it, and I laughed
at myself for even thinking that, because at no point
would I've expected his retirement tour would be the heel move.
But yeah, he might be right, Joseph, he might be right, Jesus.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Then they just build to it and then Scena gets
to go back to his form or whatever. The Rock
just the Rock just pushes him too far, and Sena goes,
it's not worth the price of fame, even though I'm
really fucking famous, if not more famous than the Rock.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Do you know what I mean? Herbal Soul says, Seth
dresses like Becky tops them. Yeah he does. I just
assumed that to be a thing. Tom says, here's two
dollars fixed the background. It's supposed to do that. That's
on purpose. No, no, no mission, No dude, just keep
giving us two dollars. No, it's shorting out. We need

(28:48):
more money, we need another light bulb. The animation's breaking.
CJ for five says, I still think Punk can insert
himself into the WWE title man with Hayman's favor, making
it a triple threat for Mania Man. I mean, they
could do the triple threat with triple threats. With the
exception of the other night on SmackDown, triple threats are

(29:11):
usually a little little hard to come by where it
doesn't seem hokey. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Man, Well, anything's better than I'm having to deal with Seth.
I mean, honestly, anything's better than us having to center
that shit again.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
And then maybe they can.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Book set for a really important match against like Austin
Theory or something.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
I don't know. I just well, I truly don't care.
Let's talk about the women's elimination chamber match. We started
with Morgan and Naomi, and then we got to Blair
Perez Bailey and then Bliss as the final got to
talk about the immediate elephant in the room. Naomi gets
taken the fuck out by it a surprise return from

(29:52):
Jade Cargill, which was more interesting to listen to the
announcers to Pat saying that Naomi must feel bad because
her best friend just turned on her, and I'm thinking
to myself, I'm like, well, if this is going based
off the story Pat, Naomi was the bitch all along.
Dave came back for justice, which would be weird. That

(30:15):
would be very weird if Naomi was the evil, evil
person orchestrating this. I don't know, man, I have felt
for a long time that some people, and I mean
anybody who listens to the show consistently knows this. Some
people just don't fit. They don't they don't fit into
that role. Naomi is not a heel, right, she's not.

(30:39):
You look at Naomi, you hear her talk, you get
the vibe ora or whatever, termy what a use off
of her? And no one goes, oh, there's real mean yeah, no, no, No,
Naomi is such a squish bearer. You do not look
at Naomi and immediately think what an evil.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Nitch like at there's nothing to her to where you're like,
can you picture like picture in your head?

Speaker 2 (31:04):
But you know what, we said that about John Cena
about twenty minutes ago.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
No, but we were all, wait, there's a difference. People
were wanting John Cena to be fucking evil and they
knew that John Cena could do it. They just chose
not to for two decades Naomi. Nobody makes Naomi heel
because she's like a sweet woman, right, It's just no
one sees it. Nobody sees that in her. The square

(31:28):
peg round hole game that they've been playing with making
certain people heals her faces is not great that I
haven't loved. But yes, Jade coming down and looking off
cycle yet still fucking scarily yoked.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Oh yeah, no, absolutely scary coming down the ring. She
carries herself. She carries herself like a badass, like she
looked like a minota dude.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
She came down.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
I was like, fucking Jesus Christ, just give her some horns.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yeah, which which, by the way, I still didn't get
an answer on this, so I can ask the chat
on this. Believe it or not. My nerd wife couldn't
answer this for me. Is it a centaur or a
mini tar? That's the people top horse bottom? Which one
is that? That's a centaur, that's a centaur. Mintar is bulltop,

(32:17):
human ish body, bull bottom?

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Uh, kinky, Yeah, I don't know these so centaur that correct? Yes,
she's yeah. I would say minatar is probably a little
more accurate with j.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Well, you know what, agree to disagree on our mythical
forms of women's wrestling.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
She was a gryffindor Joey a gryffin or god damn it,
chick it up with my D and D clan. No,
I don't fucking know, but no, she came out and
did the whole deal. She stomped out Naomi. She fucking
Bianca is so good. Thank god.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Beyonca won this match, man. I mean, it's like I
said on Thursday, my head, I disagree, Man. Live carried
the hell out of this Live Living. By the end
of this match, she had like bite marks on her thigh.
She had like a butt wound like that girl looked
like she just got.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Out of num. She walked out. She has her helmet
tilted to the side. She's seen some shit. Lived at
a fantastic job. Even from the get go, when Naomi
was taken out, I was laughing my ass off because
Bianca Blair is over there, screaming in her cage in
the corner and lives over there going ha ha.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
I will say before I used to call her daddy
O as a silly name. Yes, now I call her
daddy O in a serious oh, with respect. You put
a little respect on that daddy O. Hey listen here,
don't fucking disrespect daddy O.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
She's done a great job. She is she is the
number one. I don't care what Dave says, she is
the most improved wrestler of the year.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Clearly, I would say, I would say that that's very
hard to debate, right, honestly, I really if you look
at it, because they had to do the moment where
she faces off against with Alexa, which allow me to
just piss off Alexa Bliss's weirdo fan base real quick.
A thirty five year old woman with a plastic face
with pigtails is a strange, unsettling look with her with

(34:25):
her Dolly's I'm a baby. You've had eleven facial surgeries.
That's enough. That's enough. You don't look like a baby anymore.
Which I wanted to ask you this. I'll wait for
you to finish your drink because this is a serious question.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
All right, yes, sir, all right.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Would you think it would be a fair policy for
w W two an a for w W two an
act where if you have more than three facial surgeries,
we have to change your.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Name in gimmicks? Yes, yes, no, I think that's fair. Yeah.
I think it's like if you if you have three
facial surgery, what if what if? Let me add an
addendum to this, what if you have three butt surgeries?
Do we get to change your name if you have
three different butt surgeries?

Speaker 1 (35:11):
To no, no, just just face, just face. You can keep,
you can add you can take away you make one
cheek giant, leave the other one. Flat.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
I don't care. But like when your face is so
fucking different, just one huge ass cheek and the other
one is flat, that's awesome. Yeah, I'm giving that seth rawlins.
That's your challenge for next year, dude, you really want
to commit to this weird, oh fucking gimmick you have
going on? Give you don't do the gold dust fake titties,

(35:39):
one acid plant, yes, one cheek it now I'm looking
at you, Naya Jacks.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
She don't need it.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
But like one just somebody called somebody was mean. They
called her a pigmy girl. Well, and I was like,
oh no, I don't feel bad.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
I feel bad at all, none, zero tippo. But when
you get to a certain amount of feis And this
was a great observation for my buddy that watches the
ship right, doesn't listen to all the podcasts all the time.
He goes, do you think that we would be having?
What kind of conversation would we be having if the
guys did the ship to their face that the girls do,

(36:27):
Like if Drew McIntyre came out next week with big
duck lips and a fucking skinny nose.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Well, let's not let's not call No, I'm saying, let's
not call attention to the fact that Sina's had some
work done.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Well, yes, but.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Sina's like looks fucking wild, man like looks.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
It looks weird.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
We know, get it done to. I think the guys
get it done to. I just don't think it's on
the level of the women. That's all it is. Obviously.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
No, no, no, that's what I'm saying, Like, if they
blew out their fucking face to where, like I said,
Drew McIntyre shows up with Kardashian lips and the Michael
Jackson knows.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
I mean, he's just two surgeries away from being that
Chad meme. Come on that jaw line that he's got going.
He could be a living meme with that jawline that
Drew McIntyre has.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Well, let me ask you this, okay, who would be
the number one contestant for doing all the plastic surgeries
for the guy?

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Seth Seth Yeah, yeah, oh yeah yeah. I mean he
wants to match the clothes, make the man with him
having like.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
The weird plastic forehead, and.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
And maybe he'll want to look like a cat. No,
it's Seth Rollins Rollins.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Like he just starts going with Becky for their fucking
weird bothtok sessions.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
That would be the option. That's just you know what,
Alexa Bliss was a shot. You knew it. I knew it.
I knew it all right.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Anyways, Yeah, so no, she's she's she has no place
in this anymore. I mean, can we just be can
we just be real? There's no need for her in
this company at this point.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
They like her though. She did get some some positive
feedback online for her. When I was actually checking out
X and stuff, Bailey was in and out. I was
okay with that. I did hear the crowd try to
start the Bailey song. There was like a couple of
stop stutters in the background of the fans trying to
start the Bailey song. But Bailey was in and out.

(38:42):
And what were your thoughts on the Roseanne Roseanne Perez?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
I think she.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Did pretty good.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
She's another square peg round hole where needs to be
a babyface, wrestles like a baby face, presents like a
baby face, and we're doing the heel thing. No, she's comfortable.
I mean you can tell that even though she's what
twenty three years old, She's a hell of a lot
more comfortable than a lot of the guys are at
that age when they show up for the main roster.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
So but still, this.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Is a bait. This is a babyface man like, this
is enough enough with the We got to make her
into some evil dvs. Nobody buys it. That's it's not good,
it doesn't fit. But she did a very good job
in this match. Honestly overall, once again, with the exception
of the crowd being complete ass, this was a good match. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Oh no, I loved it. I really did. I'm glad
you enjoyed it as well. Let's move on to the
tag match between Trish and Tiffany Naya Jackson, Candice Larray. This,
on the other hand, would not end Actually you know what,
let me let me hit some mosah these chats real quick.
Oh okay, I still think Punkin insert himself into the
WW Okay, we already read that. CJ. Thank you. Tom says,

(39:57):
don't threaten you with a good time, Sugar, Sugar Shane says,
Dustin and Cody versus Sena on the rock.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Oh boy, well, Dustin, yeah, he's leaving. He's gonna take
every free dollar he can from that kid. He's getting
all the free money. So unfortunately we won't see that.
But then, do you think he could just leave and
not tell Tony, just.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Show up on another show up at WrestleMania, hoping he
doesn't see it. He just he just randomly is promoted
for eight weeks on a WrestleMania.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Hi wait a sucker. Hey ah, guys, So anybody's seeing
Dustin Dude, he's in Louisiana right now.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, he's in la. I don't know what he's talking about.
He's wrestling on a fucking He's doing WrestleMania night too, dude.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
It's not even night one. He's like, it's promoted the
night before. Oh oh, I'm not happy about that, that's
for sure.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Jamie your heart says Naomi is not worth watching. She's
not going to be the main villain. I liked Naomi
when she was doing her stuff in TNA. I thought
she kind of reinvented herself. I was watching her when
she was out there, and when she first came into WWE,
I think everybody expected her to take her lumps, which
she has, and I think she's past that point, Like
she's proven that she's back within WWE's good graces. She's

(41:22):
working for WWE. I don't think they're gonna throw the
strap on her anytime soon. But she's absolutely a great,
a great hand. Like I'm sorry, but she took the
cage door to the head beautifully beautiful.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah, she's once again, she's like your typical babyface girl
and that's all. It's like, that's the perfect role for her.
They when they put the glow gimmick on her and
the dancing and the coming out with the fucking neon
lights and everything, that was a sweet spot forever. If
they think they're gonna make her into some villain, good luck.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
I don't think she has an inner to be that.
That's why I always kind of thought, like, I mean,
I know we've talked about this before in the past,
but I always felt like if they had Naomi in
the bloodline, it would have been an interesting story because her,
her husband, and the family were all heels at the time,
and she would be the one baby face where her
husband tells her to do things that she doesn't want

(42:19):
to do. And I'm like, that could have been an
interesting story because it would have made the entire family
look like a bunch of jerks. For forcing this girl
to do stuff, and then her personal battle with her
morality and ethics and stuff on whether or not she
does the things that they ask you.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Stay sober tonight, Naomi, and drive us home.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
You're the doesn't nand driver.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
No not again.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
I didn't forget. I've been down since day one. Ish
dirty bird says, Naomi did it for the money?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Oh wow, good god, what do you think Sasha Banks
is doing tonight?

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Punch in the air, counting your money, counting that all
that sweet money she gets for all that hard, hard
work she does.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
A w I will I will say, just as a
loose prediction, she will run out of money.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
In the next three years. No, yes, no, No, she's
the CEO. She's smart. She's smarter than you. She's too
smart for us, Joe.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
She'll be selling a fucking coin, a bitcoin in.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
The next Yeargansasha will hook up to make some new crypto.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Yes, ceo coin. I'm fucking telling you it's gonna happen
because she some people you can give them a zillion
dollars and they'll piss it away. And she just strikes
me as one of those people. So don't be surprised.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Nick Namma fan says, I just want to contribute to
the sen seth rollins to Mars fund. I feel like
it's a good cause. My only request is that it's
a one way trip. Yes, yes, and that's because the
rocket ship blows up.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
But well, we don't want to ruin our relations with me,
you know what I mean? For whatever's up there. If
there's singular cell organisms, we don't want.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
To annoy them. No.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Yeah, they just get up there. They're like, that's earth fuck.
No thanks, We'll just stay here.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
So we had all the girls hitting there, Trish hitting
a as pressed to get things to start off. At
the start, it was a mess. It was kind of
a mess of the match, everybody in the middle, and
then there was like a lull where nobody was really
doing anything. And then it picked up towards the end
where you know, Tiffany Stratton and stuff. Yeah, one by

(44:37):
hitting her moon salt on Nya Jacks for the win.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
And that was just just a humble request to the
Naya jackses on the other people that wrestle people in
their fifties, right, maybe not pick them up by the
acl and swing them. Ah. Just I don't know, Maybe
I'm being a grump. But I saw her do the

(45:01):
one leg things. Yeah, and I'm like, how about don't
don't do that? Like, just not a good fucking choice.
I'm thinking Trisha is such a professional. She said, go on, Naya,
you do it anyways. I don't mind the pain. Yeah,
please blow my knees out.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
I really don't mind. I don't mind the pain.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
There's nothing a fifty year old woman wants to do
more than have to go to rehab for niece. Good God,
she just sucks. But I would have thought that this
match would be worse than it was. But it was
just really long. And I think that Nya Jacks should
have been the first person to come out and wear

(45:43):
the America shit like her and Candace Ray who, by
the way, Candice Larray looks like old Greg.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Doesn't she the fucking remember old Greg? No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
That's a fucking the British joke thing where it's like
the green guy that lives in in the swamp.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Okay, sorry, well I don't know my old Greg Lore.
I will Oh, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
I didn't know what a minota was, so this works out.
But like, yeah, Seve mess there's him in the in
the discord. That's old Greg.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
That's what.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
That's what looks like to me. Oh perfect, thank you Rob.
Yes that's a better example. But no, Like I really
would have loved if you had Naya and Old Greg
come out in the America gear. This would have been
the time to do that. Imagine Nya Jacks coming down

(46:39):
to the ring. And I know they saved it later
for Logan Paul, which whatever. By that time of the night,
this crowd was so fucking dead. I don't think they
gave a shit. But if they'd have had Naya Jacks
come out and try to make the crowd do the
pledge of allegiance, they would have probably actually have reacted. Well.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
They booed during the national anthem, Yeah, and I saw
some getting mad about that online. It's wrestling, it's wrestling,
it's wrestling, it's wrestling. Look, I would think that people
would have more of a reason to get mad at
the hockey shows or at the soccer shows with Canada
booing the national anthem. But wrestling, We've been booing people's

(47:17):
national anthems and wrestling forever. I even call off bor
Boris Zukoff.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Come on, no, you're one, right, and I didn't even
think of it from that perspective. Oh you mean the
actual entertainment product that has been based predominantly around fucking
jingoistic yeahphobia. Yeah, Like hasn't that kind of been wrestling thing?

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Did people forget Brett Hart was a Canadian and Sean
Michaels was an American? Like any stuff?

Speaker 1 (47:50):
The flag of the Did you forget that? Like?

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Oh please, guys? I know, I thought that was so
weird that people were getting like actually mad about that,
And I'm like, that's just so hypocritical of us to
get mad about that. If anything, you should laugh about it.
And that was like the high point of the audience
for me. I'm like, because they started booming right off
the bed and I'm like, Okay, here we go. Toronto's ready, Yeah,

(48:16):
maybe they're maybe they're actually awake. Yeah dude. They just
send out Hackso Jim Duggett and he's just like, I
got to beer are here? Here? Now? Is when you
send out Haul Cogan tonight. I said that too. I'm like,
I wish if all came out that would have been perfect.
Ripped off the shirt reel American beer Brother Canadians.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Like some shit he just he just comes out and
he just looks at the Canadian crowd and he's like,
I don't understand, why are you booing me? Just really
leans into it. But truthfully, he would go out there
get boot in Canada and then they'd interview him afterwards
and he'd be like, that was just because I'm a
good worker. Brother.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
They just really don't like Jimmy Hart.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Brother. They're jealous of our freedom, our friendship. God no,
but this this match, this tag match, was the longest
thing that ever happened.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
I did not, It just went on. So fuck who
pez the actual match? Now I'm scrolling to see the
actual times of the match. So the initial female elimination
chamber was twenty nine minutes and fifteen seconds.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Oh no, that was fine the girl the chamber match
length was fine. The tag match was like, wait.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Oh well, I was just going to get to that.
It was the shortest match by fifteen minutes. Well I
made it wasn't still too long. I'm just saying it
was only eleven minutes and forty seven forty seconds. And
then the match we're getting to now, which is the
Kevin Owenson Sammy Zion match, was still twenty seven minutes
and thirty five seconds, literally a minute less than the

(49:58):
Female Elimination Chamber Women's Elimination Chamber.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Holy moly, well this the girls tag match should have
been like seven minutes to be real. I mean, do
we really need to have false finishes in a match
with the hometown legend, the current champion and a girl
who weighs one hundred and twenty pounds if that was
fucking raccoon makeup on and Nya Jacks, Yeah, no, that

(50:22):
did not need to be even that long. So but yes,
let's get to Kevin Owens the real main event. Kind
of in a way, I totally agree. Kevin Owens and
Sammy Zane went out there and murdered each other. I
it was an unsanctioned match they had. I forgot what
the announcer's name is. Why am I blanking on her name?
Alexa Richards or whatever Spaghetti McCallister.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
She came out and said, wwe holds no responsibility for
anything that happens during this match.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
And very that was a weird thing for them to douse.
That was one of the They're like, well, then don't
have the I'd loved that. The RAF wasn't wearing the
REF shirt. I thought that was a good move because
it's supposed to be unsanctioned. It's a fight, right, But
having the ring announcer too, Like, I'm like, why so
the the ring ants are working for free right now?

(51:16):
I don't get it, Like, what do we This should
have been a thing where Adam Pierce or some other
authority figure basically came out and said this is completely unsanctioned.
I am letting this happen for the good people of
fucking Toronto who demanded it. Of course, this crowd probably
would have I don't know, coughed, but like anything other
than just kind of going with the status quo for this.

(51:39):
And by the way, I'm not saying like they didn't
away from the match. They literally didn't.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
They did the weird thing of having somebody come out
there and say that WWE holds no responsibility for this match.
I don't think I've ever seen them do that before.
I was laughing at the idea that that means hurting
the audience was on the table sick. That would have
been awesome. I mean, I think Kevin Owen should have
grabbed some children out of the audience and just thrown
them at Sammy's aim And I'm like, that would have

(52:03):
been sanctioned, would have been fine.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Maybe maybe if he started hitting people they would have reacted.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
No, they just said that they don't hold me responsibility,
and everybody nod at an agreement. It was like, great,
sounds good. This is a non verbal nda. Everybody you are.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
But no, dude, this this match was obviously I mean,
everybody knew that it was going to be nuts. Everybody
knows what these guys do. I mean, we got we
got Lifisto listening in of course now a friend of
the show, and she remembers these guys from the IWS
days where one hundred and eleven pound fucking Sammy's ain
El Generico and Kevin Owens who But this is the

(52:44):
interesting thing about Kevin Owens. Aesthetically, he went from looking
like someone like a zitdy fase sixteen and a half
year old to a forty year old man and then
just stayed that way the whole time. Yeah, but neither way.
I mean, it is still we all get there. But
it's just crazy to have seen these guys have the

(53:05):
matches that they've had for twenty something years, right, and
you know it's going to be nuts, it's going to deliver,
and you know they're going to do the damn thing,
and yes, lo and Behold. Even though the chamber match
was very good, it felt strange that this wasn't a
main event. Did you feel that way too, No, I

(53:28):
thought it was perfect. I thought the elimination Chamber was
the most important match that you had in the night.
It's literally the marquee of the event itself. I think
everything made sense for the way it was placed. There
was absolutely no other way that I would have put this.
Even with the tag team match, the women's tag team
match the way it was, I still think you needed
that cool down period after what they gave us in

(53:50):
the women's elimination chamber. I can't remember another women's elimination
chamber that was this good. So look at it how
you want. I think Kevin Owens and Sammy's Ain absolutely
stole the show in a lot of ways. For me,
The few didn't matter, like I mean, the storyline they
built it up, and because Sammy's Ain likes jay usso

(54:12):
Kevin Owens was going to cripple him and slap the
snap benefits out of his wife's mouth, and I was like, sure,
I mean, that's a thing, that's a choice, and they
took it to that level. And the hardcore element of it,
the unsanctioned match portion of it was great. Everything from
throwing them in each other into condiments and man, a
couple of those bumps, the shit that they were doing

(54:35):
with chairs. I even hit up Jimmy Corderis and I'm like,
are these chairs safety sanctioned?

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Like a what a beautifully designed barbed briar chair. By
the way, Oh that was so much fun. That barbedriar
chair was a lot of fun. And when he started
setting it up, I'm like, oh, is this going to
be the chair of waall? And I'm like, I wasn't
sure if he was going to sit in it or
force Kevin to sit in it, but yeah, no, overall
was it was a lot of fun. There was a

(55:00):
couple of shots though, where Sammy gets thrown into the
side apron. For some reason, I always WinCE anytime the
guys hit the outside apron and they hit the actual
the edge of the mats on the outside, because if
anything hurts like a motherfucker, it's got to be hit
in the back of that thing. Oh no, it's awful
that area.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Like I've banged my shit on that and been like,
you've a piece of shit.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
And he took two of those to the back, and
I'm like, Jesus, man, well this is your friend, right, Like.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Sad to me when that started becoming a bump that
people took regularly, I almost disliked it for the reason
other than of course it just being kind of fucking dangerous.
But it's one of those things that only people that
have felt the fucking ring know how bad that is, right,
they know, like, listen, we can all assume, like if

(55:58):
you see a pile of broken you're like, oh, chie,
that hurts, Like we kind of can put that together, right,
oh a thumbtack?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Well out my thingy, Like we can all assume.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
But I don't think people understand how fucking cold and
miserable that fucking metal is, because, like I said, I
think at the times where I've done the old Little Nature, which,
by the way, Little Nature doing the run into the
hall slide, I mean, at this point, that's his that's
his calling cards. That is his move, right.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
For a guy who's almost sixty, fuck he can move.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
It's hilarious, but like as somebody that has themselves done
that thing where they go to slide into the ring
to make account and just hit my little chunky fucking egg,
just my little ankle on that thing. And I've been
like I wanted to. I got angry at the inanimate object,
like it was a living thing, right. I wanted to
turn around and be like your mother's a cut, like

(56:53):
it hurt. It hurts that bad. And then I think
of the fact that people are regularly like getting slammed
onto it, and it's almost a bump that I feel
like it's a little too much inside baseball because the
boys get why it hurts more than the fans I got.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
But it looks awful no matter what fan or worker
or aside, it looks like it's probably the most discussing thing.
But Kevin Owens and Sammy once again, if you want
to talk about the inside the ring stuff, they know
how to emote. They understand the psychology. Kevin Owens squealing,
literally squealing while holding his eyes was fucking great. It

(57:29):
really was. It just it really hammered home that barbed
wire chair moment. But Kevin Owens has always been really
great at that of taking it to the next level
to where it's like this just passes being a wrestling match.
Now it's starting to sound and look gruesome. But let
me ask you this, were you surprised there was no blood?

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Really? I thought, dude, I thought I saw a slicy
slicy real early. I really didn't, because it was right
when they did the old classic Owens missing and with
the and then him get hit in the head. I
saw Olwens look like he did the old Christopher Daniel
special real quick there where it was like fucking boom
boom boom.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
On the old hairline. That wasn't very special because we
all saw that one. Jesus, which, by the way.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
At this point, maybe they should bring Christopher Daniels back
and just have him.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
That should just be his thing, right, It was just
blading on screen and pretending it didn't happen. Yeah, like
him just being like.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
It's not mine.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Byby right, I didn't light at all.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Byby which, by the way, I'm using the doctor Evil
graphic tonight because six months ago I made a picture
for one of the YouTube clips where it said should
John Cena end his career evil, to which of course
I had to put Doctor Evil with it, you know,
the goat, And I guess the answer to it is, yes.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Maybe that's fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
I did.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
I was being a silly goose and here we are, that's.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
What we got. But nah, dude, this whole thing came
off really, really good. But also at the same time,
it's like, Okay, we now know Kevin Owens is going
to move on to face ring Indi at WrestleMania, and
that's a match that I can get behind it. I
think most people can't too.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Now, we also had, before you get past that, we
also had the return of Randy Orton, to which he
came down to the ring looking fucking ready to go.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
As LuFisto put it, it looks like he came back
with an extra It was like forty pounds all on
his legs. And I was, yeah, I'm paraphrasing what she said,
but yeah, Randy looked absolutely giant and it was great.
And I loved Kevin Owens in the ring. He's all
battered up. He can barely open one of his eyes.
His other eyes looked like his other eye looked like
it was like swelling shut a little bit.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
And he's up.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
There with two hands up, going let's fight, let's go.
Fuck it, fuck it, Randy, let's go. And I'm like,
look at this motherfucker. He just had this crazy match
that everybody was watching and thought that this guy was
going to be carried to the back like it was insane,
and here comes Randy Orton and he's still on his
feet ready to go. Like that's the shit I love
about Kevin Owens, Like, you can't beat that kind of attitude.

(01:00:13):
It's great.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Oh no, he's always had that in him. He's always
had that cat like that part of his character where
he can pull off being the silly guy with the
big belly.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
But he's not afraid, right, right, He's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Never afraid of fucking of fighting somebody. He doesn't back down.
It's legitimately something that he's done consistently now for like
a quarter of a century, and it is very fucking commendable.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Orton got in the ring, had a couple of shots
with Owens, didn't didn't take the chair shot, left the
chair down, but he was going to give him the
old legend killer, the old one legged legend killer. And
right before it hit fifteen people jump the ring, and
swarm Randy Orton. It was like it came out of nowhere.
That was such good camera work because I wasn't expecting

(01:01:00):
that many people to jump in the ring at the
exact same time. It was like, legitimately, like what four
or five people hit?

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Oh easily, easily? Damn well, this this to me like
now seeing Randy and like I said, a lot of
these guys, how they've aged. Now at this point, Randy
Orton looks like the guy that I've always been told
he's supposed to be, which is like this scary dude, intimidating.

(01:01:29):
He's the son of cowboy Bob Orton, right, of course
cowboy Now at this point sands the flash weird sleeve tattoos.
If you put a fucking cowboy hat and a vest
on Randy Orton, he would look like an absolute shit
kicking demon, like he really would with that with that
flat fucking nose.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
A better cowboy than hangman Adam Page.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Let's just say that's impossible. He's the best promo in wrestling.
I heard he's top three, better than see him.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
That's right. Let's get to some of these donus Man.
We got Jake Johnson saying The Rock and Cody segment
was so sexual that I was expecting the rock to
pull out of rubber with Daddy Cody written on it.
In the end, I was hoping to kissed.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Yeah, no, like really, I was like hoping Cody just yeah,
I mean and not not for me, but like for them,
Oh well of course, I mean like I just want
them to be happy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
No, of course it's not. I don't get any joy
out of it. No, No, I see that, and I go,
those are just dudes being dudes. Dudes at yeah, right,
of course dudes.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Yeah, Like anytime I go to the gym, I always
see guys just petting each other in the face and stuff.
I'm like, just a bro hug dude. Well, well let
me ask you this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Who hasn't given a guy and ask Himo kiss in
mine at the trader Joe, you know what I mean?
You like, you're like thanks, you like buddy, thanks for
the thanks for handing me those eggs.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
A good job. Hand job like those are just common,
just put it in there, like what a what a
good dude? Right, and it's cold and it's cold out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
My pockets are already full, all right, I got keys
in there, I got a phone in there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
You got nothing in your pocket?

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
No, it's crazy, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Yeah, I know you're wrong, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
YEA turn that some bit sideways.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Scott Wordford says, Hey, miss and Joey, I hope both
of you are doing well. We are. I'm excited to
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Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
I love Rangoon So those are fucking good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Yeah, thank you both. Athletic Gamers says still wild at
w W has Paul there like definition of scum? Like
what if he messes up again? He will always does?
Are they just going to ignore piss piss hell?

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Sure that was That was such word salad that I
loved it. It works, I understand, And the part.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Logan logan Paul's get a fuck up again eventually, but
ww you won't care.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
They're they're owned by a UFC. It'll be fine. Nicknamma
fan says, is there any chance that Punk uses his
favor that Hayman owes him to make Gunther and Jay
a triple threat for the world title? Just wishful thinking?

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Well, at that point you do then have the opportunity
for Gunther to pin Punk and Jay to not lose,
and then move on to the story of where you
have Evil Sina take the belts from Cody and then
have Babyface j go after heal Sina, which would make

(01:04:48):
sense because it has a bloodline connection, right, but you
then have Gunther and Punk move forward for that belt,
So that is that wouldn't be the worsd.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
You're forgetting something Now about Seth point, what are we
gonna do with Seth? How can we have russell Mania
without Seth Rollins? Everyone?

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Yeah, we had to just continue to just jam. You
know what, Seth Rollins. Get in the get in my pocket, Seth,
get right in there, brother, right in there. Just swirl around, get.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
On much loved to street Fighter for twenty He says.
All of the ladies performed in the chamber match, but
my god, I had no idea. Alexa was so sloppy.
She missed a dropkick, yes, buy a foot.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Well, this is one of those instances. Remember when you
were a young man. I don't know if you a
street fighter, I don't know if you ever listened to
the heavy music or maybe the rap music, one of
those genres right, And when you're a young man, you go, wow,
this band's so fucking heavy. We're like, whoa, this rapper
is so tough. And then you get a little bit

(01:05:57):
older and you go, actually, this fucking band's not heavy
at all, Like, well, this rapper's kind of a huge bussy.
I don't get why people think he's so tough, right
five years ago? Where eight ten years ago, people are like, oh,
I guess Alexabith Alexa Bliss is kind of average, right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
LIXI bit, what Alexe bitch? I mean what, Dix? But
what yeah, Lix?

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
And but listen, this is we know that this show
right now is not hedo coded. All right, we're really
having a discussion here about sexy men. I don't know,
but dude, yeah, ten years ago, somebody might go, Alexa Bliss,
she's pretty average, right, But now you put her in
the ring with a Bianca and a Bailey and these

(01:06:39):
women who actually are good and seasoned, and she's going.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
To look like ass.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
And when she had the face off there with Live,
it was real Yeah well I mean well no, but
even just Live, this was one of those moments where
you know, the teacha becomes the studio.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
No, but that's what I was saying. Even Roxanne, who's
a younger class wrestler, Oh yeah, she still looks much
better than Alexa out there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
I'm just so absolutely yeah, of course, But like that
was one of those things where you're like, oh, oh,
I'm hearing the Corn album now, and Corn's not so heavy, right,
there's a Lexa blists she was Okay, I guess at
the time to some people, no, look at Bianca Blair,
freak fucking athlete. Real, goddamn good, you look like crap.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Jamie says, this is awesome. Guys, do more of these
live on the YouTube. We're trying to do it for
the pls and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Yeah, I think I think that's a good idea to
do for these events, especially with Wrestle media season around.
Because to shout outs all the people that showed up,
I mean, we didn't publicize us at all. We know
you guys have a shit ton of choices of people
that do live of shows after this on YouTube. We
know our Discord Cubans, We know that you guys are around,
We know that they they know to expect us to

(01:07:56):
do these. But for the people of YouTube, thanks for
showing up. Yeah, no, we had at one point about
one hundred and fifty people live in the Discord, maybe
even more than that, and we currently right now I
have two hundred and fifty one live on the YouTube,
So thank you very much for that. With that said,
real quick shout out to some of our friends. Make
sure to check out John Draper and Spitball Media. They're

(01:08:18):
here on YouTube. You could check out their shows live
every Thursday. They got a catalog, they have a Patreon.
You can follow John Draper and Spitball Media on X.
Of course, much love to Jeff Lidman and his Garden
of Thought shows. He also does our body Slam briefs
for us where he just broke down the Ryan Nemeth
case and how silly all that is that's going on.

(01:08:39):
He was also with me and Lou Fisto, legendary legend,
absolute female legend. Lou Fisto was on our post SmackDown
Elimination Chamber pre show which is now live up on
the Free Feed and on our Patreon. And much love
to Tony Talk Wrestling. Those guys were live during the
Elimination Chamber. Always a good show. All of those guys

(01:08:59):
over there are great and of course Phil Phil Marx
over it there at Pro Russell times. He's great to
check him out, and only throw this up here too
because we got another twenty and much love again from
Street Fighter saying, oh yeah, wrestling soup motherfucker. Well, wrestling
soup motherfucker Back to you too, bro, and peace be
with you, yes, peace. But we're at the point show

(01:09:22):
of the show where it's a favorite, least favorite overall
grade Bud, I would have to say, with such a
short show, it's really easy to pick the least favorite,
which would have to just be the tag match by proxy,
I guess, because the women's elimination chamber match was actually good.
I mean I hate to say it that way because

(01:09:43):
it makes it sound so shitty, like it was like,
well it was actually good. Well it was because they've
had ones that were absolute ass and the rumble the
women's rumbled the month prior to a lot of people
didn't enjoy my commentary on that for a multitude of reasons,
and many of that was because he had about twenty
women who were fucking greener than Kermit the frogs Hog,
so they shouldn't have been there, and it came off

(01:10:05):
terrible for the most part, with the exception of Alexa,
these women were pretty much the cream of the crop
in this company, and that's that's it. You got real
good women's wrestlers in this thing, and it showed, so
I'm not gonna I can't say that that's bad. So
the tag match kind of has to take worse. As

(01:10:28):
far as best this is. This is kind of tough
because I would say both of the elimination Chambers match
were great for their own reasons, and the one singles
match between Kevin Owens, Uh and Zaine over there felt
like it was on its own islands because that still

(01:10:48):
feels like it was a main event match. I guess
for me, I would have to pick the Kevin Owens
and Zane match is my favorite thing, but that's just
because I've been loving the matches that these guys have
had since fucking George Bush was president, So I'm gonna
be biased towards these guys in loving their matches pretty

(01:11:09):
much until they stop doing it and I stopped giving
a shit, So yeah, that would have to be it.
As far as an overall grade for the show, I'd
have to just give it a be And the only
reason why I wouldn't give it like a B plus
is because the crowd made really important things not impactful.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
You know what, I'm with you all the way until
your grade, right, I'm still with you. The least favor
has got to be the female tag match, once again
by proxy, not because it was inherently miserable in any way.
And Samy's Ain versus Kevin Owens always deliver period in Canada, period,
non sanctioned. WWE bears no responsibility if you throw vodka

(01:11:48):
in the kid's eyes, period, Like it was perfect in
every way. They were violence, they were non bloody violent,
but I mean Kevin Owens still ended up with a
busted eye, Sammy's Ain still looked like he was put
through the shredder. And like you said, even in a
second ago, as great as the elimination chambers were, they
didn't highlight over what Sammy and Kevin did. They didn't
highlight over it, and I loved both of them. But

(01:12:10):
the grade, though, I'm going to give it a straight
A easy A. I'm not going to put the crowd's
failures on the heart of what these guys did out
here tonight. Even the silliness of the main event and
as much fun as that was to watch, I'm not
going to sit there and penalize WWE because the crowd
is normally going to sleep at eight o'clock at night.

(01:12:31):
That's that's not their fault. That's really yeah, it's it's bad.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
Well. By the way, miss thank you for giving them
an a. So that way when we get our money
that WWE Oh yes, yeah, yeah, so that way we
when they send over that. By the way, the next
zel they hit, can you make sure to send it
over me and include.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
All the zeros, dude, all the zeros all. No more
cryptocurrency from logan. We're not falling for that's twice.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Yeah, I told you I'm not falling from monet coins more.
But I saw that dip in my crypto wallet. Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Much love to Allege Wrestling Podcast boys. Much love to
Dreuiari and the Experience r cw R, and make sure
to check out Kevin Castle and his personal stuff over
on patreon dot com, Fort Slash John twenty d and
show us love on our Patreon Patreon dot com Ford
Slash Wrestling Soup. Thank you guys very much for joining us.
We're out of here, so peace are gonna I'm just

(01:13:30):
waiting till we hit fifteen minutes. Keep doing fifteen minutes,
fifteen Yes, get it there? Yes, oh shure, we have
a couple of We got one. Did you fix the
background sounds yet? Well no, Hey Rock, go fuck yourself.

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